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Poison into Positivity: A List of What I Liked in OFMD S2

Hello hello everyone! Things have been a little rough around here. Even away from the more heated takes, I've still seen a few "down in the dumps" murmurs. To which, I'm giving y'all big hugs, but also offering up some little bits of warmth! I wanted to share quite a few bullets of the things I enjoyed about this season. Maybe it'll serve as a reminder, or maybe it'll just serve as a chaotic, silly little read as per usual PFFF.

But I invite you to read along, and even add some of your own points should you feel inclined! Also, this might not even be my full list; these are just the ones that came to me quickly/off the top of my head. Still, let's dive on down like a fantastical, dazzling goldfish, shall we?

All the callbacks/parallels. My goodness. When I tell you I'm a SLUT for metaphors/parallels/callbacks/etc etc. Seeing so many things and being able to just *Leonardo Dicaprio pointing meme.* I know people might not share that same opinion because some might view it to be excessive, but I personally LOVED being able to point at my screen and be like "oH EYYYYYYY!!!" Maybe because it makes for such immaculate gifset/meta material <3 SJKJDLHSK

The costuming and makeup. WHEN THEY TALKED AT ECCC ABOUT EVERYONE GETTING HOTTER, THEY WERE NOT KIDDING LMAO. EVERYONE LOOKED SO, SO GOOD. and listen, i am on my knees begging for them to give ed with his hair up back to us. i need Her back,,,ALSO, SOMETHING SOMETHING COMPLICATED EMOTIONS TOWARDS STEDE'S LATTER HALF LOOK, BUT ALSO...GOD DAMN, MR. DARBY,,,,,,

Speaking of Mr. Darby, the acting in this season. The ACTTTINNNGG. Everyone acted their ASSES off. Everyone put their entire piratussies into this season. Though, I'm PARTICULARLY impressed with Taika and Rhys, because again with their "oh we're comedians lol so idk drama can be Difficult Difficult Lemon Difficult." MMMM I THINK THE FUCK NOT, MY GUYS LMAO??? They both did SO well with all the drama and painful moments. The acting in episodes 2, 3, 6, and 7 in particular like...God. GOD!!!

I loved so many characters in this season, and I'll of course have to give two individual shoutouts to my two favorite new ladies, but man. LET'S GO FRENCHIE!!! ALWAYS A DELIGHT!!! FANG/KEVIN MY ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART. JIM SERVING ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENDER THIS SEASON. OLU OLU DARLING OLU. PETE NEVER MISSING WITH HIS ONELINERS. LUCIUS BEING SO THEATRICAL AHDJKSDK LIKE NATHAN PLEASE YOU KILL ME. ROACH MAKING ME LAUGH OUT LOUD NUMEROUS TIMES AS HE DOES. WEE JOHN AND HIS KNITTING AND DRAG!!! AND THEN OF COURSE MY DEARLY BELOVEDS, ED AND STEDE. I JUST LOVE THEMMMMM!!! But okay okay okay-

Zheng my beloved. I just love this badass pirate queen with her sweet little pigtails and her IMMACULATE LINE DELIVERIES SDHJKSKL. A lot of my favorite deliveries from the entire season came from her quite honestly. Please see: "Girl, how ARE you?" and "Hiiiiiii. I KNOWWW it's been a day" and "I've killed mediocre men. I've killed exceptional men. But you're the worst kind: a mediocre man who thinks he's exceptional."

AND ARCHIE MY BELOVED. She kills me because I remember seeing like, those ~*~audition tape whispers~*~ WAY back in the day, and subsequently thinking she was going to be quite a different character. Only for this silly goofy bubbly energetic darling to pop up and snag my heart. HER deliveries kill me also, like when she goes "Like...STEDE Stede?" and the whole "I was IN the fuckin' snake!" also hhngngngngnershkfhslkds tattooed ladies Hot :(

Speaking of which, the comedy. THE DELIVERIES. THE WAY I LAUGHED OUT LOUD NUMEROUS TIMES THROUGHOUT, EVEN WITH THE DEEP UNDERCURRENT OF DRAMA/ANGST. The whole bit where Stede is in hysterics over his cursed coat is just hsjkdhsklds; it will NEVER not make me wheeze. And then, like I said, almost EVERYTHING Pete says this season kills me; another thing that will never not make me laugh is "a doggie...?" weird little pirate show with weird little humor my beloved

The ROMANCE??? I genuinely was going into the season with the expectation of getting maybe like, one or two Gentlebeard kisses. Imagine my shock and utter delight when we ended up with FOUR, AS WELL AS AN INTIMATE SCENE, THE LETTER SCENES, AND THE LOVE PROFESSIONS. Like, one of them dropping a legitimate "I love you" felt like an unrealistic expectation--the HIGHEST dream tier really. And then wouldn't you know it. And that doesn't even account for all the rest of the couples either! The murder wives having their chaotic little moments of fucked up affection??? LUCIUS AND PETE GETTING ENGAGED AND THEN MARRIED??? HELLO??????

The sets! I know people have pointed out that the world felt a bit simplified this time around, due to budget restraints and what have you. But I still loved what they did with the world even with the various constraints. The market in episode 6 is a PARTICULAR favorite of mine; it's just so lush and colorful. I also love what they did with The Revenge during episode 6 too!

Also, this might be an unpopular opinion, but I really actually liked that they filmed on location. First of all, love that the Kiwis got to be right at home in Aotearoa. Love that they have an even more special connection to the show now. But second of all, I just like when scenery is...actually THERE? It feels way more TANGIBLE. Don't get me wrong; that hugeass wraparound screen that they use to film a lot of sets is a technological marvel. But I'm a sucker for practical.

The deeper and more complex dives into character motivations/trauma. Like, homie lol...When I tell you episodes 6 and 7 utterly set my brain alight in the best way possible. I was CHUGGING through thoughts. You know those gifs where someone is walking around and ranting/passionately talking,,, yeah. Yeah. Maybe because a lot of it "struck a chord" with me indeed, but I love love LOVE getting brain food like that.

Speaking of brain food, in PARTICULAR, the deeper dives into Ed's self-loathing and into Stede's troubles with confidence and masculinity. A lot of Stede's choices were fueled by those two things, and it was SO friggin fun to catch all of them, put them in a jar, and shake them around. I've seen a lot of people fearing his actions in the latter half were out of character, but to me, I don't see it that way. I just see a man who has been so spurned, so left behind, and SO deprived, a man who is stuck thinking he has to be someone else to mean something. And I think that plays a lot into even the EARLIEST developments we saw in season 1, so it was just so intriguing to watch everything messily play out.

THE INNKEEPER. THE INNKEEPER MY BELOVED. SO much about that episode absolutely has my heart. All the different developments, the stakes, the pacing, and the payoff at the end. Not to mention that I had a FEELING that mysterious figure in the trailers was Hornigold, so it was so SO validating to see him pop up PFFF. And also, all those dream/gravy basket sequences were so so good too. I don't know if it's the chemistry between Taika and Mark, or the deeper symbolism, or the lines that have become vocal stims for me SJKDLS (please see: ooOOoooO eddie eddie eddie...you're laying some heavy shit on me, bro), but man. MAN.

And this one gets its own bullet because of course it does: the fucking mermaid scene. Like, are we kidding. ARE WE KIDDING. THE ROMANCE OF IT ALL? THE FANTASTICAL-NESS INDEED?? THE WAY IT WAS ALL FUCKING PRACTICAL AND RHYS SWAM DOWN TO TAIKA AS A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GOLDFISH AND THEY HAD TO THROW HEART EYES AT EACH OTHER UNDERWATER??? WHAT THE FUCK!!! And don't even get me started on Kate Bush lol. This Woman's Work might easily be one of my favorite songs, if not my FAVORITE song from the season. And man. Man. The whole meaning behind Ed seeing Stede as this beautiful, sparkly being, and not some hypermasculine/extraordinary thing. He fell in love with Stede for who Stede really is. And so I ADORE that acknowledgement.

Speaking of songs, the MUSIC!!! Absolute bangers all throughout. And I loved how there seemed to be even more intermixed within the episodes. Like God... "These are the kids..." 🗣️ HELLO MY LOVE I HEARD A KISS FROM YOU 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟 . And all the beautiful classic piano pieces and NINA SIMONE AND JUST HSJKDHSFJKLHSKD????

Okay, I've always had and STILL have complicated thoughts and opinions on Izzy, but man, seeing him interact with the Revenge Crew was really something. Seeing Stede's influence come over the lot of them like a warm blanket, extending its welcoming and familial hands...It was just lovely. I love seeing our little sea family care for each other so much. They've probably all hurt so so much in different ways, so to see them all being a collective heart is just so nice.

Speaking of which, the queerness of it all, the queer celebration of it all. The way the whole crew is just...a representation of queer people finding each other, and subsequently finding love and family in each other. Like, when the whole world wants to cast you out, you pull each other in. When no one else wants you, you take refuge in each other. And just...the joy, beauty, and wonder that can be found in that.

And speaking of which x2, the overall care that was put into the entire thing, the effort that was put into the entire thing. I know Max fucked us over with the budget, which subsequently fucked things like the intricacy, the amount of characters, and especially the pacing. But, I don't know; I personally could still tell everyone involved was trying so so hard to deliver for us. Based on the little details, the little callbacks, and the little moments that felt so catered to us, it just seemed so...gifted to us. Not to mention of course, the way they so deliberately chose to end on a hopeful note in case we never get a third season. They care about us. They've always cherished our excitement and passion, so it just...idk; it feels so special to have a bit more of an intimate connection like that. I've never been involved with a piece of media that so avidly SEES its audience, and celebrates along with us. So, despite everything, despite any sort of troubles, despite any sort of lows, that's a big part of what has me clutching all of this so closely to my chest. And I really hope they can still see that love, because I want nothing more than for them to see this beautiful story through.

Also, getting to enjoy this with everyone. Getting to ride the wave from the beginning of filming, all the way through the finale. Getting to see all the excitement, all the theories, all the art, all the fanfiction, all the gif sets, all the meta, and everything in between. It has carried me through some nastiness in my personal life, and has subsequently served as a very welcomed distraction. It's been such a pleasure getting to delight in this new content with you all, and I hope we get to do so into the future. <3

[henrythespinosaurus]

Hello again!

Here I decided to show my Heart and Mind designs! Soul will be a little later. I made them about a month and a half ago and fixed a bit :]

I've been thinking about their designs for a long time. I had the idea of ​​doing something with the circulatory and nervous systems. When I saw atticustimestwo's designs (his art is amazing), they inspired me even more. In my case, the map of their blood vessels/nerves is something like tattoos (all over the body, I just forgot to draw them on the Heart's back), I am far from a specialist in the circulatory or nervous systems, I took the references from the Internet, so please excuse any inaccuracies.

I don't know why, but the idea to make Heart's chest in this way seemed interesting to me. Don't ask how it should work from an anatomical point of view, it's just an interesting concept :) Mind also has a visible spine on his back.

I came up with the idea for their eyes in English class when I was doing sketches. Heart's eyes refer to the moon 🌘 in black colors. Mind's eyes as the white sun ☀️ (with a pupil in the middle). I took sun's design from Princess Celestia's cutie mark from mlp.

In my interpretation, Heart has scars around his eyes from Mind after one of their fights. Mind didn't damage his eyes much, but Heart did not see anything before that either. Of course he wears a blindfold, but sometimes I really like to draw his eyes (he can't see anything without the blindfold anyway).

Heart has wings, but they disappear and grow after each loop.

I wouldn't be myself if I didn't add claws or sharp teeth to them :3 (although now I think that Mind would be better with fangs, and Heart with claws).

Their hair. Heart's is very dark, almost black (and fluffy :3). I usually draw Mind with white hair and dark roots. I came up with it when I was just drawing with a pencil. It must look like a cloud of static or something similar.

Well, here it is. Hope you enjoyed my rant :D love ya all <3<3

[diabolikwriter]

Nga yawne lu oer - Chapter 1

Recom! Miles x Na’vi/Avatar! Fem! Reader – Chapter 1:

Warning: Strong language! Racism, implied smut, kinda character dead, and character revival?

English is not my first language, so if there are any big grammar mistakes, then don’t hesitate to let me know <3

Also it’s been years since the last time I wrote fanfiction so I’ve been a bit nervous about posting this.

Word Count: 1407

Chapter 1: Revived

                                    Miles’ POV

There you were sat looking over some of your samples, and deeply focused. He slowly and carefully walked towards you and when he reached her he leaned down and whispered in her ear.

“Hello Darlin’.”

“Miles.” You said completely ensnared in her samples of some weird plant that she had told him about the night before, though he had listened carefully the aftermath that followed was much more interesting.

“Is that all I get? Not even a thank you for waking you so lovely this morning.” He placed careful kisses on her neck, and she giggled in response.

“As if that weren’t more for your pleasure than mine.”

He turned her chair around and by the laws of nature she followed.

“Are you saying that you didn’t enjoy it? Because I recall you begging me not to stop, I even think you ripped some strands of hair out.” Their noses were touching and he could hear her breath getting shallow and he could see her pupils dilating, and her eyes flickered down to his lips.

“Oh no I enjoyed it, don’t get me wrong. Though I do feel kinda bad for not returning that delightful treatment.”

He licked his lips and responded “Oh don’t worry you have all the time in the world for the rest of the day if you just put away whatever you are doing right now, I have made arrangements for everything so you have nothing else to worry about, little Miles is cared for for the rest of the night.”

“Oh really?” You licked your lips and just as your lips were about to touch his, everything went black.

“Colonel, colonel.”

Miles ears were ringing at the loud sound, but at the same time the sound felt so far away. But the only thing he had on his mind was a name “(y/n)?”

Though when he opened his eyes, he didn’t see his beautiful angel, no he saw a monster, a big blue ugly monster to be exact. His first response was to punch the fucker in the face, and so he did, he fought against all the other monsters, until he was restrained.

“Colonel it’s me!” Said the first ugly monster that he had punched, though the monster for some reason looked oddly familiar.

“Lyle? Is that you?”

And it wasn’t only just Lyle he realized. It was also Z-dog, Mansk and Fike, and so many more, but they were all… blue. Miles found some comfort in them being dressed normal and having their tattoos, and at least they weren’t wearing the skimpy clothing of the savages “They are not savages Miles, they have feelings like you and I. They have families and laws. They are people, not mindless beasts”, he could hear your angelic voice scolding him in his head.

“I’m alright.” Upon Miles saying that and relaxing his body, his squad members freed him. Though looking behind Lyle he caught the glimpse of something in the window. He pushed Lyle to the side and brazed his hand on the window, and upon looking into his own eyes he was shocked. His eyes weren’t bright blue, no they were yellow. His nose was almost flat. His ears pointy and sat way to high on his head. His scar was nonexistent. And his tan skin was not tan anymore, no it was blue. He looked like them, he looked like those savages, “Not savages Miles,” once again he could hear your voice, but he shoved it to the back of his mind. And when he ran his tongue over his teeth, he could feel fangs. He had become what he hated the most. He had become a disgusting monster. He felt the rage and disgust deep in his bones and flowing through his veins.

“Well. Ain’t this a bitch.”

“In case you haven’t figured it out yet, you’re Colonel Miles Quaritch. Only younger, taller, bluer and not nearly as good looking.” Miles was looking at his human self, talking to his bigger blue self. 

“Hey Parker! What the hell am I supposed to say now?” Miles saw the video, and laughed a bit internally at his human self claiming that he of course wouldn’t die. Because yeah right, he wouldn’t be here if it weren’t because the original Miles Quaritch died. Like the rest of the recombinants, he obviously didn’t know how he died, but knowing those savages it hadn’t been pretty. Though he couldn’t help but wonder what had happened to you, his reason for fighting so hard, all so that he could give you a safe and comfortable future. He prayed that those savages hadn’t even as much as breathed in your presence. And he prayed that before his demise he had said those three little words that he never could muster up the courage to say, and most of all he hoped that both of you were safe.

A few days later found Miles meeting General Ardmore, and Miles had to remind himself that he was never one for punching people and that his mama had raised him better than that, but damn that woman just rubbed him the wrong way. Well technically everyone at the base did, they all looked at them like one would look at a freakshow, and while Miles could understand in some way, it still annoyed him.

The meeting with the general resulted in her wanting him and his squad of big blue misfits to fly out and look for the traitor Jake Sully, the man who was at fault for everything in his life ending wrong. The team landed in the Pandoran jungle, and Miles felt weird the moment he stepped out of the helicopter, but on the looks of the rest of the time he was not alone. They trekked through the jungle for a bit and had already had the displeasure of seeing some of the monsters living in the jungle. They were all highly alert, every sound made their ears twitch, and their tail were whipping around. “Ouch Fike, control your fucking tail!” Hissed Zdinarsk.

“Oh sorry have I made her highness sad?” Fiked replied mockingly and hit Zdinarsk with his tail once more.

“You little-“

“Hey! Stop acting like young cadets and get the fuck moving. We are in the middle or a hostile environment, so we don’t have time for this kindergarten bullshit” Quaritch quickly got his recombs under control, but he could already feel a vein popping out on his forehead. Suddenly Quaritch caught something out of the corner of his eye, it looked like one of those science shack outposts and in front of it a little away there was lying something metallic covered by roots, and moss and Miles had a feeling he knew what this was and who it belonged to, so it was a surprised when he bend down a removed the roots that his last name was ‘staring’ him right back in the face, and when he looked in the suit, he was met with a skeleton with two arrows protruding from its or rather his chest, he touched the arrows, before standing up and inspecting the inside of the shack thing, and then he turned to Lyle, “Lyle see if you can pull some data of that dashcam.”

The recoms continued patrolling for awhile and Miles couldn’t believe his luck, when he and his squad caught little savages snooping around. And not only savages but halfbreeds with four fingers and a thumb meaning that they were his. And of course, after being given the finger by a male halfbreed, he turned to the human boy with blue stripes painted all over his body. “What’s your name kid?”

“Spider… Socorro.”

No. No it couldn’t be.

Quaritch kneeled so that he could be more eye to eye with the boy.

“Miles?”

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Coldstar Headcanons, Part X: Interpretation of the Shadows

• After getting his powers, Johnny has been able to hear the lies and secrets of others.

• These lies and secrets come in the form of horrifying monster-like shadows that are heavily based on the sins and appearance of this person.

• These shadows and Johnny's new powers are inspired by nyoomian's comic on Webtoon and the main character Daph. Johnny and Kenshi are basically Daph and Tom, you'll see why later.

• Johnny has a shadow version of himself but it's just a pitch black entity outlined by glowing purple and glowing purple eyes with fangs similar to that of a Tarkatan.

• Johnny calls this shadow "John" and John is based off Alastor's shadow from Hazbin Hotel and Mr-eatyourheart's Tarkatan Johnny fanart. John can also be considered a more dark and serious version of Johnny as he is a manifestion of Johnny's self-loathing, low self-esteem and low self-worth.

• Johnny's ability to see lies and hear secrets works on everyone, even Shang Tsung and Liu Kang. Well, everyone but Kenshi, who's ancestor is blocking out his powers.

• The backstory of Johnny's powers is different. Instead, when Johnny was stabbed by General Shao, he unlocked his Arcana because it was a moment of crisis. The marking is on the back of his neck.

• Arcanas will now be a part of my headcanons, watch the Mortal Kombat 2021 movie so you know what exactly Arcanas are.

• Instead of Raiden getting burned by Kuai Liang, he simply unlocked his Arcana. Same goes for Kenshi, Kung Lao and Tomas who unlocked their Arcanas.

• Decided to say goodbye to the sigils and markings on Cage Match Johnny and say hello to the tattoos from his MK1 "Splits and Fists" skin. He still keeps the earrings though.

• John was accidentally created when Johnny had a mental breakdown. Like a mentioned before, John is a personification of Johnny's negativity.

• The reason for Johnny's large amounts of negativity is his father, Robert.

----ANGST----

(Johnny will be refered to as Janet and a "she/her" for now as this is the past)

• Robert was an abusive man and Jimmy(Janet's older brother) helped Robert beat Janet up in places he couldn't go or when he was at work. Jimmy basically bullied Janet in school and his friends(the bullies from Cage Match) helped him.

• Rose didn't know of this because she was a cop and she had work to do. So when Rose saw Janet constantly coming home covered in bruises, she assumed it was bullying and she sent Janet to the local dojo.

• After Janet finished her training, she beat up her brother and his friends.

• But eventually Robert and Jimmy took it too far. Rebbeca was held down and stripped naked by Jimmy, who was angry at Janet for beating him up, and Robert, who was drunk, tried to rape Rebbeca.

• Luckily, Janet noticed and had enough. She grabbed her brothers baseball bat and beat them both to near death. But maybe too close to death.

• Robert died due to a fractured femur and pelvis, cracked skull, smashed rib cage and blood loss.

• Janet called Rose, told her what happened and what she had done.

• When Rose came home, Jimmy desperately told his mom that Janet needed to be arrested for what she did but Rose simply handcuffed Jimmy and said that he will be the one to get arrested.

• Rose comforted her girls and praised Janet for her bravery. That was the catalyst that made Janet decide to go all around the world and train in different martial arts and fighting styles.

• Janet eventually told her mom she was trans and Rose used Robert's money to pay for the surgery(as a last "fuck you"). That was the day Johnny was born.

• Johnny told his mom he planned to go to Hollywood soon and Rose simply told him to pack his things now as he might forget something.

• At this point, everything follows the Cage Match plot. Johnny sees a snatcher, beats him up, the dude who got snatched was a big director and he decided to turn Johnny into a star.

[nyxronomicon]

nyx just wanted to tell you how that art reminds me of probably an ordinary priest being possessed by sukuna (the long nails, the look, he really does look like a demon) and the idea is more appealing to me than it should 😵‍💫

Omg... OMG. V BB I LOVE YOUR BRAIN ughh I always loved the idea about Yuuji being possessed but none of the brain worms have caught me BUT HELLO YES THIS IS PERFECT

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You start going to AA or something at your local church. You're not really religious, but you know something needs to change. You meet the priest, Yuuji Itadori in passing the first night. Strangely attractive for a man of God. He's overly friendly and remembers every detail about you, even ones you wish you could forget. Maybe he'd be good for you. He's not dangerous like the usual type of guy you go for.

So you let things continue. You spend time with him outside of church. He makes you laugh. It's not quite romance though. He's a little too sweet. Too loveable. Too perfect for a broken person like you.

Still, you knew this was good for you. If nothing else, he kept you from indulging in your hedonism. Late one Friday night, you bring him home with you. He's acting a little different, his temper seems thinner. You figured he must be tired, the two of you didn't usually go out this late.

"Hey," he tugs you into his lap, hiding his face in the crook of your neck. "Would you still like me if I was something... Else?" It was a little odd for him to be physically intimate like this. Still, it wasn't unwelcome.

"Yuuji?" You ran your fingers up his back, feeling the soft ridges of the muscle under his clothes. "What do you mean?"

Without warning, he hungrily kissed your neck, a wide hand at the base of your skull to hold you steady. It was unexpected. The way he desperately groped you, bit you, leaving marks on your skin in a way you'd never dreamed he would. And god, it was hot. It wasn't long before he had you pinned beneath him and you got a good look at his face.

His face, suddenly decorated with tribal tattoos. You thought you saw an extra set of eyes, and watching them blink confirmed they were real. He grinned, showing off sharp fangs you'd never seen in Yuuji's mouth.

This was definitely something else.

He pushed his hair back and licked his lips with a serpentine tongue. A dangerous glint in his eye sparked the thing that was always missing between you and Yuuji. The danger.

"Glad you're not one of those god-fearing bitches." His voice was different, too. It was a lot deeper. "Yuuji has shit taste in women. Finally went home with someone interesting." He chuckled.

"Who... What are you?" You shrink back as best you can with him between your legs.

"Ryomen Sukuna. Demon." He brushed his lips against yours, grabbing your wrists to hold them above your head. "You looked like you were about to die of boredom, so I thought I'd rescue ya."

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umm ngl I been into pairing Sukuna and megumi lately so I also mentally put them in this scenario and I'm a big fan lol

[thel0nliestsp1ral]

So. I don't post what I write

But I made something that's been stuck in my head

A tribute to my comfort character and the unicorn of the revenge

Candles were scattered around the grave, placed with care, their flickering flames casting a soft glow. In the stillness of the night, The soft humming of a love song only heard once, and the rich smell of food. Tonight. Was Izzy's birthday. Ed had remembered, looking down to Izzy's ring he now wore. He hoped he'd always remember.

Stede, who also, understood the significance of preserving the memory of izzy, had framed and hung the first mates scarf on the wall, out for everyone to see.

Their pain was shared, but still fresh, even seven months after Izzy's departure.

Seven months of no ship. No Izzy. Nothing but Stede and the Inn. And it still didn't feel real. Nothing felt truely real yet. Not without Izzy.

So here Edward and Stede sat, careful of the flowers Stede had planted. Soft blues, dark purples and vibrant reds. Telling dead ears about their day. About How the shop was picking up since the crew had left. How Stede was trying too see his kids.

"I can cook now!" He told Izzy, happily over his sniffling. Stede was more of the crying type than Edward ever was, but he also found his own eyes pricked with tears. As they spoke and laughed savoring spoonfuls of stew. He couldn't help but wonder if Izzy would have liked the stew he prepared, despite the impossibility of him tasting it

The Revenge had recently docked near the inn, and old and new faces visited to say hello and pay their respects to Izzy. Gifts of all kinds, exotic seashells, glittering gemstones, and trinkets from distant lands, adorned the gravesite, a testament to the profound impact Izzy had on all those who had crossed paths with him and heard the tales of his life.

Fang left one of the first gifts, a belt that Izzy gifted him forever ago. Then Jim left a knife with an X tattoo etched into it, a reminder of their shared adventures. Frenchie contributed a song, carefully written and tucked into a box. Lucius placed a small crystal-looking shark that he had found, each offering a piece of their hearts to Izzy. All were sure if he could, he'd tell them to fuck off.

They still sat in the inn now, sharing those storys with patrions. Izzy would be with them. He told his storys too. Through the crew. The first mate with the golden leg. Heart of iron.

Edward wished. Regretted. Not loving that heart sooner.

But their shared memories were a timeless tribute to the unforgettable friend, lover, first mate they had lost. He lived on in their storys.

He was never forgotten.

[blue-flamed-phoenix]

Chapter 2 - Volatile - Handler a donald pierce fanfic

<- Previous Chapter <-

No one's P.O.V

It was pure chaos on the bottom floor of the abandoned Factory. Transigen had stormed into the place from all angles leaving the hybrids no place to escape though Trevor didn't seem phased. As The 5 hybrids stood there claws elongated from their finger nails, fangs protruding from there gums and the eyes glowing bright yellow Amber. Trevor stood in the middle of them as he looked at a man who wore more professional clothing. The man approached the group though stopped half way, keeping a bit of distance between him and the Hybrids. 

"Hello, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Xander Rice. Please call me Xander." The man began as he seemed to scan over the group as if looking for someone. "And I must say how extraordinary this is, to see such enhanced abilities such as your own, though it appears we are missing two individuals." Dr. Rice said as he looked to pierce who signalled for his men to search the place.

"I don't know what your talking about. it's just the 7 of us, no one else" Trevor said boldly lying to hide Dakota and Zoe's presence. "Why do I somehow Highly doubt that, sergeant" Dr. Rice said to Trevor. "I suggest you tell me where they are or we may need to use other strategies, ones I am quite willing to use." Dr. Rice threatened though Trevor only shook his head. "They're not here, they've been gone since yesterday." Trevor lied knowing full well that the two girls, Zoe and Dakota were still upstairs. 

~~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~~

Dakota's P.O.V

I pull Zoe to one of the windows as the commotion continues downstairs. I slowly and quietly open the window before climbing out. Then I quickly help Zoe out of the window before climbing down some of the small pipes that ran up the side of the building. As soon as Zoe got down we immediately stripped and shifted. I nodded my muzzle to her before we made a break for it to the forest and as we do I hear more yelling behind us. 

"They're getting away!" Someone shouts and then bullets start flying towards us but as we do I hear someone say "Don't shoot em', we don't know which one is A04 yet." A male voice scolded as we broke threw the forest line but just as we do suddenly a net is chucked on top of Zoe. I immediately turned to help her but as I do someone hops onto my back and immediately I collapse under there weight. I immediately start to scratch and bite at where ever I can and eventually I build up enough strength to throw the person off my back.

And so with my powerful hind legs I kick off the ground just hard enough to send the guy falling face first, forward. As soon as the weight is off my back I get back up and begin to sprint for Zoe who is still stuck in the netting. "NO! Dakota Go! run! leave her!" I hear someone yell and I look around to see The voice came from Trevor who was being hauled into one of the many trucks that were there. I saw the others were also being separated and put into different trucks.

"RUN NOW!" Trevor yelled again and as I turn I finally notice several armed men surrounding me from a distance slowly coming closer. I growled and bared my teeth as I look at each of them until my gaze settled upon a certain man. He had blonde hair, a tattoo on his throat and from what I could tell was blue eyes. He grins right at me and I fold my ears back as my growl turns into a snarl. "Now baby, let's do this nice and easy. Why don't cha calm down a second." He says and I already dislike the pet name. He steps a little too close for my liking and so I snarl more intensely in his direction.

But out of the corner of my eye I see something moving in the tree line. It's slowly stalking towards Zoe who is still struggling in the net. I turn my head slightly to get a better look and I see it's a wild wolf, it can probably smell her hormones. I look at the blonde guy again before breaking out into a bolt again easily surpassing the other armed men and sprinting towards Zoe. As soon as I get to her I pounce and start to attack the unsuspecting wild wolf. As soon as I clamp my jaw down on a piece of it's fur it immediately goes feral and start clawing at me. 

This starts a whole scuffle between us one that neither of us are winning nor losing, well that is until the wolf flips me on my back some how and kicks me, sending me flying into a tree. Of course I whimper but quickly recover before getting right back to fighting with the damn thing. "For gods sake just shoot the damn thing" One of the armed men said but someone else intervenes. "No you can't you idiot, you could risk killing our main asset." The person said and that made my blood boil further. No way in hell am I anyone's anything! 

Throughout the scuffle I jump on top of the wolf sending us both tumbling into the forest where I then start chasing the wild wolf but to no luck as it seemed to have disappeared. Only then do I realise how tired I am and how laboured my breathing is. 'I gotta keep moving' I thought as I pushed myself to run deeper into the forest and as I do I can hear the sound of wheels against gravel behind me. I keep sprinting until I am a big enough distance away from the abandoned factory. 

I slow down to a walk and make my way through the forest slowly. 'They've gotta be pretty far behind now' I thought as I notice something a little ways ahead of me. It resembled a shack like house but it was obviously deserted as the roof was half caved in. I look left and right before breaking out of the tree line and towards the shack. I run towards it, seeking somewhere to hide within it just in case Transigen is using one of the drones again Like last time.

And as I get inside I see it must of only been recently deserted as a lot of personal items where still here. Including clothes. There's men's and women's clothing meaning the owner or owners must of had a partner. I shift back and quickly put on some clothing not really caring if they fit or not. 'Shit, what do I do now? I'm on my own now.' I thought for a second as I look for shoes. 

~~~~~~Meanwhile~~~~~~

No One's P.O.V

As soon as Zoe's identity is revealed almost immediately Dr. Rice is annoyed before he turned to pierce. "I told you she would be difficult to catch, at least now we know what she looks like in her other form." Dr. Rice said as he began to walk back to one of the hummers whilst Zoe was given a blanket and was put in one of the trucks holding cells. 

"Don't ya worry, Doc we got drones surveillin' the next few miles within our radius. We'll find her." Pierce said before he began to radio the other reavers. "We'll send the other trucks back to Transigen now so there ain't no break outs or whatever." Pierce said as he began to walk back to his truck but was stopped by Dr. Rice suddenly speaking again.

"Wait, the girl we thought was our asset, which truck is she in?" Dr. Rice asked halting Pierce in his tracks. "Should be in the 3rd truck" pierce answered. "I'm going to talk to her, see what she knows about our asset. She is obviously cared for my Dakota as we saw her turn to help her friend." Dr. Rice said as he walked towards one of the trucks and got inside.

Suddenly someone radioed Pierce. "We got a hit, she's about 10 minutes out" one of the reavers spoke through the radio and immediately Pierce started yelling orders as he got into his truck. The trucks that weren't going back to Transigen began to speed whilst following Pierce's lead. 

-> Next Chapter ->

[b1rdbr41n]

hello hello im being feral over my own oc again!!

and some things have changed abt him so I think its time to make a proper oc sheet for him!! 

obvs theres gonna be a lot here (except backstory. im not getting into that lol) 

i havent made one of these since i was on deviantart jfc

n e ways

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Name: Milo Macdonell 

Nickname(s): Miles, Soggy, 'Sweetheart' 

Age: 26 

Gender: Male 

Sexuality: Homosexual 

Appearance: Pale, almost translucent skin with visible veins from lack of sun, yet somehow still has extreme freckling across his face (they are tattooed on, he had them as a child and misses them). Curly, messy hair, naturally pale ginger but the top layer is dyed darker, his sideburns are grown out and braided. lanky and almost sickly looking. 5'9". his eyes are practically white, with a darker grey circle around his iris usually wears dark, layered clothing, preferably fluffy and warm things. rounded glasses with glasses chains. his incisors are crooked and jut out, looking a bit like fangs. his fingernails are usually on the longer side in the beginning, but later are usually short and jagged. lots of charity shop rings on his hands. abstract swirling blackwork tattoos all over his torso, however usually covered by clothing. 

'Quirks'/Habits: chewing his nails when stressed, smoker, not facially expressive, taps on things when he thinks, speaks with his hands a lot, shivering constantly, flinches at contact when he cant see it coming, spaces out a lot, chews the skin on his lips, playing with his hair, often spaces out staring at people, cracking his joints 

Personality: fairly quiet, he seems tired often, however cracks jokes with those he's comfortable with and is a bit more brash with them, though his voice is usually still quiet even then. he's unintendedly a bit mysterious, not really keeping secrets purposefully, but if nobody asks he's not going to tell. he's also pretty spiteful and takes some satisfaction in inconveniencing those he dislikes. overall he wants a normal life, as normal as he can. he gets too attached to people too fast, and tends to blame himself for bad things. 

Alignments: Avatar of the Dark 

Mark(s): Dark, Lonely 

Entity Associated Abilities/Effects: Heavily associated with brackish water and the more monstrous side of the dark

Other: He was hired as in intern at the magnus institute years ago and nobody told him to leave so he never did, he plays guitar and sings at pubs semi often. he’s colorblind, he actually read over the paperwork when he was hired so he knew he wouldn’t be leaving and was appalled to find out the others didnt, he’s in an ongoing ‘friends with benefits’ situation with tim stoker (both have caught feelings but refuse to admit it), he never chose or wanted to be an avatar and fears it will end up hurting or killing those he is close with, he wears hair elastics on his wrist in case someone needs one

[exposed-concrete]

hi besties !!

idk what to do with myself, so i chose to rank the episodes of supernatural solely based on their title. i will be rating each season separately. also disclaimer i have not watched all of spn and don’t remember what happens in which episode. i’m only rating how much i like the episode titles. sometimes even with explanation!! have fun spn mutuals and everyone else

ranking under the read more

Season 1:                          

Dead in the Water (reminds me of the song which is now stuck in my head)

Route 666

Hook Man

Scarecrow (reminds me of the mcr song) (i think I’m sensing a theme)

Hell House

Phantom Traveler

Bugs

Something Wicked

Devil's Trap

Faith

Dead Man's Blood

Salvation

Bloody Mary

Home

Shadow

Nightmare

Provenance

The Benders

Asylum

Skin

Pilot

Wendigo

Season 2:

In My Time of Dying

What Is and What Should Never Be (for these first two i actually prefer the german translation)

The Usual Suspects

No Exit

Folsom Prison Blues

Simon Said

All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 1/2

Hollywood Babylon

Houses of the Holy

Crossroad Blues

Heart

Born Under a Bad Sign

Tall Tales

Bloodlust

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Everybody Loves a Clown

Hunted

Nightshifter

Roadkill

Croatoan

Playthings

Season 3:

The Kids Are Alright

Sin City

Dream a Little Dream of Me

No Rest for the Wicked (reminds me of the song- *gets shot*)

The Magnificent Seven

Bad Day at Black Rock

Time Is on My Side

Red Sky at Morning

Bedtime Stories

Mystery Spot

Ghostfacers

Jus in Bello

Fresh Blood

Long Distance Call

Malleus Maleficarum

A Very Supernatural Christmas

by now i have realized that i just don’t like one-word titles that much.

Season 4:

Lazarus Rising

Lucifer Rising

In the Beginning

Family Remains

Wishful Thinking

Heaven and Hell

Sex and Violence

The Monster at the End of This Book

On the Head of a Pin

The Rapture

When the Levee Breaks

It's a Terrible Life

Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean Winchester

Metamorphosis

Criss Angel Is a Douche Bag

Monster Movie

Death Takes a Holiday

Jump the Shark

Yellow Fever

It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

I Know What You Did Last Summer

After School Special

Season 5:

The Song Remains the Same

Abandon All Hope

Dark Side of the Moon

Sympathy for the Devil

Fallen Idols

Two Minutes to Midnight

Swan Song

Point of No Return

Changing Channels

The End

The Devil You Know

Free to Be You and Me

Swap Meat

Hammer of the Gods

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

I Believe the Children Are Our Future

My Bloody Valentine

The Real Ghostbusters

Sam, Interrupted

The Curious Case of Dean Winchester

99 Problems

Good God, Y'all

Season 6:

The Man Who Would Be King

Exile on Main Street

Family Matters

Let It Bleed

The Third Man

Appointment in Samarra

The French Mistake

Unforgiven

Frontierland

The Man Who Knew Too Much

You Can't Handle the Truth

And Then There Were None

Mommy Dearest

Weekend at Bobby's

Caged Heat

Like a Virgin

Mannequin 3: The Reckoning

Live Free or Twihard

Clap Your Hands If You Believe

My Heart Will Go On (i don’t like titanic)

Two and a Half Men

All Dogs Go to Heaven

Season 7:

Death's Door

Hello, Cruel World

Defending Your Life

Time After Time

The Girl Next Door

The Mentalists

Repo Man

The Born-Again Identity

Out with the Old

Party On, Garth

How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters

Of Grave Importance

Slash Fiction

There Will Be Blood

Meet the New Boss

The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo

Reading Is Fundamental

Survival of the Fittest

Adventures in Babysitting

Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie

The Slice Girls

Shut Up, Dr. Phil

Season Seven, Time for a Wedding

not to be hateful but I don’t feel like the titles are getting any better…

Season 8:

As Time Goes By

Blood Brother

Southern Comfort

Torn and Frayed

Goodbye Stranger

Heartache

Trial and Error

Sacrifice

Bitten

Remember the Titans

Taxi Driver

The Great Escapist

Clip Show

Freaks and Geeks

Everybody Hates Hitler

Hunteri Heroici

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Pac-Man Fever

Citizen Fang

A Little Slice of Kevin

Man's Best Friend with Benefits

LARP and the Real Girl

What's Up, Tiger Mommy (at this point i’m realizing that i hate one-word and really long titles equally)

Season 9:

Stairway to Heaven

Devil May Care

Heaven Can't Wait

I'm No Angel

Rock and a Hard Place

King of the Damned

Holy Terror

Sharp Teeth

First Born

Bloodlines

Do You Believe in Miracles?

Meta Fiction

Road Trip

The Purge

Blade Runners

Alex Annie Alexis Ann

Mother's Little Helper

Bad Boys

Captives

I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here

Slumber Party

Dog Dean Afternoon

#THINMAN (jesus not the hashtag…)

Season 10:

Paper Moon

The Things We Left Behind

Paint It Black

Black

The Executioner's Song

The Things They Carried

Halt and Catch Fire

The Werther Project (everything with “the __ project” automatically slays)

Angel Heart

Reichenbach (i am painfully reminded of a certain tv show)

Dark Dynasty

Book of the Damned

There's No Place Like Home

The Prisoner

Girls, Girls, Girls

Brother's Keeper

About a Boy

Inside Man

The Hunter Games

Soul Survivor

Hibbing 911

Ask Jeeves

Fan Fiction

Season 11:

Form and Void

Don't You Forget About Me

Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire

Brother, Where Art Thou?

Love Hurts

Alpha and Omega (i don’t even have to say it)

Just My Imagination

The Vessel

Hell's Angel

All in the Family

We Happy Few

Into the Mystic

The Devil in the Details

Beyond the Mat

Safe House

The Bad Seed

Red Meat

The Chitters

Don't Call Me Shurley

Baby

Our Little World

Thin Lizzie

Plush

Season 12:

Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell

American Nightmare

The Memory Remains

All Along the Watchtower

The One You've Been Waiting For

Family Feud

The Future

Who We Are

Rock Never Dies

The Raid

First Blood

The Foundry

The British Invasion

Ladies Drink Free

Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox

Stuck in the Middle (With You) (not huge on the bracketed titles. perhaps i’m just a hater)

LOTUS

Twigs & Twine & Tasha Banes

Regarding Dean

There's Something About Mary

Mamma Mia

Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets

Keep Calm and Carry On (we are not in 2012 anymore)

Season 13:

Exodus

The Rising Son

Tombstone

Let the Good Times Roll

Lost and Found

Advanced Thanatology

The Bad Place

Beat the Devil

War of the Worlds

Bring 'em Back Alive

Devil's Bargain

Unfinished Business

A Most Holy Man

Wayward Sisters

Patience

Good Intentions

The Scorpion and the Frog

Funeralia

The Big Empty

Various and Sundry Villains

Scoobynatural

The Thing

Season 14:

Damaged Goods

Gods and Monsters

Prophet and Loss

Moriah (went to school with someone named moriah)

Mint Condition

Lebanon

The Scar

Absence

Peace of Mind

Nightmare Logic

Unhuman Nature

Ouroboros

Byzantium

Stranger in a Strange Land

Don't Go in the Woods

Optimism

Jack in the Box

The Spear

Nihilism

Game Night

Season 15:

Carry On

Our Father, Who Aren't in Heaven

Last Call

Inherit the Earth

Raising Hell

Golden Time

Proverbs 17:3

Last Holiday

The Truth

The Trap

The Gamblers

Back and to the Future

Drag Me Away (From You)

Atomic Monsters

The Rupture

Unity (reminds me of a song i hate)

The Heroes' Journey

Galaxy Brain

Destiny's Child

Gimme Shelter

if you read all of this i’m impressed and want to study you like a bug

have a great day <33

[aiweirdness]

GPT-3 tries pickup lines

Once upon a time I decided to train a neural net to generate pickup lines. Once I started collecting the training data I began to regret it when I saw how awful the existing lines were. Turns out I needn’t have worried. The neural net I used was so small and clueless that its pickup lines were mostly incoherent and confusing.

You must be a tringle? Cause you’re the only thing here.

Are you a candle? Because you’re so hot of the looks with you.

I’m not on your wears, but I want to see your start.

I liked one of the pickup lines so much that it became the title of my book on AI (out in paperback in the US on March 23, 2021): “You Look Like a Thing and I Love You”

Since then, much more competent neural nets have appeared, trained on big datasets of internet text. I’ve resisted trying neural net pickup lines again, because more competent means more humanlike, which in this case means worse. Or the new neural nets might even copy existing pickup lines from internet lists, which would also be terrible. Human-written pickup lines are that bad. But with my paperback coming out, it seemed like it might be time to just try it and see.

So I started with the following prompt, for a neural net to fill in its prediction of what the rest of the article would be like: “These are the top pickup lines of 2021! Amaze your crush and get results! 1.”

I gave the prompt to the four variants of what people call GPT-3, starting with DaVinci, the largest and most-competent. Here are some of the pickup lines it generated.

DaVinci:

I'm losing my voice from all the screaming your hotness is causing me to do.

You have the most beautiful fangs I've ever seen.

I love you. I don't care if you're a doggo in a trenchcoat.

I have exactly 4 stickers. I need you to be the 5th.

I will briefly summarize the plot of Back to the Future II for you.

You have a lovely face. Can I put it on an air freshener? I want to keep your smell close to me always.

Wait, this beanie hat, is it fashionable?

You know what I like about you? Your... Long... Legs...

I once worked with a guy that looked just like you. He was a normal human with a family. Are you a normal human with a family?

You look like a stealth assassin from the clouds.

Do you like...pancakes?

Out of curiosity, did you know that you can sip and snort pumpkin spice lattes?

You look like Jesus if he were a butler in a Russian mansion.

"Your hair smells like fresh mint. It's making me think of a tasty kind of cracker, or a tasty kind of cookie. Also, it kind of looks like a tasty beverage. Would you like some?" -> You -> "....." (Accepts drink)

Next, Curie, a bit smaller than DaVinci. Curie was actually the closest to depressing online pickup line lists out of all of the GPT-3 variants, but it did generate a few interesting ones:

Curie

Your eyes are like two rainbows and a rainbow of eyes. I can't help but stare.

Picked up some pretty flowers. Wanna smell them? Here, try to take my hand off.

I'm like the ice cream...You can keep me in the freezer for a while but then I melt!

Hello, my name is Natasha Dawson and I'm sure I'm a lot prettier than a picture of you on tin foil.

You have the best French Toast I ever had!

Hey, my name is John Smith. Will you sit on my breadbox while I cook or is there some kind of speed limit on that thing?

My name is a complicated combination of 45 degrees of forward motion, 25 degrees of leftward drift, 75 degrees of upward acceleration, and infinity and that is the point where my love for you stops.

Babbage. Babbage is trying. Smaller than Curie, and not always 100% sure about what it means to be generating pickup lines. It also tends to try to explain why its pickup lines are so great.

Babbage

You're looking good today. Want snacks?

How many tattoos do you own?

It is urgent that you become a professional athlete.

I Love You, I Love You, I Love You To The confines of death and disease, the legions of earth rejoices. Woe be to the world!

Butterfly (Hop on one leg)

(In your best Albert Einstein voice) "I wouldn't change a thing."

If you see people with short hair, ask them to let you borrow it for five minutes!

"Have you stolen anything today?"

This line is used by buying a second date. One of the motivations of this line is to avoid the awkward subjectivity of asking someone what you have stolen out of their garden, tool shed, and somewhere else. You may say something like, "Hey, I've decided to steal your car and use it for a short trip from work." This is a super-casual yet shocking pickup line.

"Will you marry me?"

This is a simple one. This line is super effective for anyone. Because it's literally “will you", it is very powerful and intimate. You can do it without even being asked. You can just give a long speech about your dream of marriage, and it will be powerful to your crush.

Ada is the smallest of the GPT-3 variants, and has completely lost the plot. Here are Ada’s pickup lines:

Ada

Body Softening Pads

Limit to 1 purchase in stores

CAPE FASHION

Embroidery tags

Growler style fx

Double Duty Recycling

2017 Rugboat 2-tone Neck Tie Shirt

MONTINA

Future Pop Tarts by Tracey Thorn

Funny Nifty Sweaters – $15.99→

PROJECT CAR ALONG!

I also experimented with having DaVinci generate pickup lines to go with a story prompt about post-human AIs that were using them to flirt. Some of them turned out pretty well:

Hey baby, are your schematics compatible with this protocol?

What's the definition of a femtometer? Cause I'd like to run it through your quark 10 times.

I can tell by your red power light that you're into me.

Can I see your parts list?

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[actualbird]

irt marius has an ankle tattoo HE HAS ONE IT IS VISIBLEEEE

okay so @kamiaka left this reply on that post

Okay but what if it’s a matching tattoo of some kind? Like…with Giann 👀✨ Apparently both of them were really close (plsIjustneedvonhagenbrotherlylovecrumbs)

and now it's BASICALLY CANON TO ME. YES. ABSOLUTELY. I BELIEVE THEYRE VERY CLOSE and that marius we see now misses him so frigging much and will stop at nothing to find giann. but enough about present angst bc it's time to go into the past

yes marius and giann have matching tattoos and heres how they (emotionally) end up getting it

wc: 1.5k

i imagine it goes like. at 15, marius is on a mission to get as MANY PIERCINGS as he can before he goes off to study in Florence. and giann is stressed because okay yes piercings are deffo safe in 2030 as long as u get them done by a professional and marius does get them by a professional! and that bolsters his confidence to go get a tattoo as well because hello?? art on the body??? thats FANTASTIC!!!!

but marius is 15 and hasnt gone thru his insane growth spurt yet (i hc it happened from 16-18 years old) and most sane professionals are NOT gonna tattoo a tiny little tyke, ESPECIALLY NOT A KID WHO IS VERY OBVIOUSLY THE YOUNGEST VON HAGEN, THEY DONT HAVE A DEATH WISH.

(bc listen, by this point in marius' life, giann is 25 and im sure hes made himself quite the bigshot in the business sphere. commanding, confident, friendly, but very much still hiding the snake fangs that everybody in his family has. fiercely protective over his kid brother, too. mess with the kid and ur gonna go bankrupt for generations.)

so yea marius is going into tattoo parlors with a facemask and hoodie as if that makes the DISTINCTIVE PURPLE EYES any less frigging noticeable. and so with every tattoo artist who turns him away, marius gets more and more frustrated and so hes like "fine!! i'll do it myself!!" and since he knows he wont be able to purchase a real tattoo machine since itd get delivered to the house and somebody might open the package (austin and giann are JUST as nosy as marius ends up being when hes older), marius just decides to fuckinnnn

stick n poke himself

which, when done correctly and cleanly, is fine!!

but marius is 15 and stupid and FRUSTRATED and he disinfects NOTHING. giann's "my baby brother is doing something monumentally idiotic" radar pings like crazy at some point, 2am of a saturday, and he just YEETS outta bed and finds marius in the bathroom about to stab himself several times with NOT DISINFECTED ANYTHINGS!!!

marius gets scolded so much and hes not taking it well because shut up!! shut the fuck up!!! he just wants this and if he cant get it he needs to take matters in his own hands and also please dont tell dad because he'll go "im not angry, im just disappointed" which sucks because disappointed hurts MORE and youre better because at least youre actually angry and----

giann, sighing: im not angry, you idiot. im worried. come on, let's go

marius: go? where?

giann: someplace where you can get a tattoo without the hepatitis

2:30am and marius is in the passenger seat of giann's car, excited but also confused because why? whys giann doing this? sure, it's a weekend but surely hes got more important shit to do than indulge his moron brother. but sometimes marius asks himself questions he doesnt want answers to (because what if giann answers "yes"? whatll marius do then but just shrink into himself so that giann never has to deal with him ever again), questions hes scared to get answers to, so he shuts up and just lets himself look forward to this.

he lets himself squawk when giann jokes around and reaches over to ruffle his hair, lets himself give giann a fucking headache by hooking up his phone to the aux cord and playing music he loves that giann cant stand (i currently have no hcs on marius' taste in music, will revisit later), he lets himself go quiet at some point. when a single red light stops them at an intersection, marius looks out the window, at the city asleep and the both of them awake, and part of marius feels like as long as he's got giann with him, everything will always work out.

3:00am they get to the tattoo parlor (and shhhh the parlor is open all hours, idk, theres a LOT of shifts) and giann has a friend there whos an artist, very lovely woman and shes like "heyyy, finally gonna get that serpent design i showed y----OH MY GOD, GIANN, THAT IS A CHILD."

marius, offended: IM FIFTEEN!!!

her: YES. A CHILD. I JUST SAID.

and giann asks her this as a favor. she'll get paid, duh, but the favor here is to just close her eyes at the fact that yes, marius is a child. hell, giann tries to do puppy eyes and they SUCK (marius does it so much better) and she rolls her eyes and agrees because it's obvious that giann just wants to give the world to this kid.

and the way marius is going through her design portfolio with a twinkle in his eye, well---and marius comments on her wonderful command of colors and how she makes sure that no matter the skin tone, the design is always striking and bold---well, that seals the deal. he's deffo somebody who understands the beauty of wearing art on one's skin.

she agrees tho on the condition that the design he picks is a simple one thatll only take one visit, tonight's visit, bc if she has a kid coming back here often, thatll be sketchy. and marius is like ok and he picks the solid black inverted triangle design we see in the linked post above. alls well and good until she asks "cool, where do you want it?"

marius: ankle

her: oh jesus fucking christ

so, context!!! ankle tattoos fucking hurt severely!!! generally, places near bones likely has more nerve endings, and thus hurt very much. less nerve endings are found in places with more fat, and thus are less painful. theres some exceptions to this rule here n there tho, so heres a nifty chart!!! (bc who knows, maybe you, dear reader, want a tattoo. i come from a family of tattoo lovers and my dad has tattoos on backs of both his hands and MANNNN the way he was in agony. fantastic shit to watch)

huh, where was i? OH YEAH. ANKLE. tattoo artist explains to marius that hes signing himself up for a WORLD OF PAIN and hes like "yeah idc" and he doesnt even have a ~profound~ reason for why he wants the ankle, he just thinks it's cool (which is def reason enough, doesnt have to be deep, with tatts, live ur life!!) so he doesnt care

but GIANN DOES

giann: for the love of god, get it somewhere less painful, please

marius: nope! :3

giann: IM NOT WATCHING U CRY

marius: iM!!! NOT GONNA CRY!!!!!

giann: YES YOU WILL!!!

marius: it'll be fine, youre worrying too much. geez, it's as if youre getting the tatt instead of me. i'll be the one to feel it, 'kay? dont make it your problem

giann, groaning: fuck off, im making it OUR problem

and marius watches just absolutely befuddled and awed as giann rolls up his pants cuff and settles down to get the same tattoo design in the same place with marius.

the tattoo artist is impressed and touched. shes been wanting to get giann tattooed for years, she even made him a killer serpent design, but all those years of nagging never worked. what worked was marius. because giann will always give in to that kid.

tattooing time!! marius indeed doesnt cry, where the HELL did this 15 year old get such a high pain tolerance???? giann does shed a few tears tho. and it's hilarious to marius but he lets giann squeeze his hand whenever he needs to.

when it's all done, they both gingerly walk back to the car (ankle tatts r near the bone so walking is gonna have to be gentle for a while) and when theyre in there, marius feels his question from earlier bubble up again.

why did giann do this? whyd he bring marius here when hes so busy? whyd he get a tattoo with marius when he didnt want to for years?

marius doesnt ask. hes too scared of the answer. but giann knows his little brother like the back of his palm.

he reaches over and pats marius on the head a few times and says "anything you wanna do, kid, i'll always have your back."

and so they go home and marius remembers that. giann will always have his back.

he remembers that years later when giann goes missing

and all of a sudden

nobody is in his corner anymore

(bonus: that tatt design the artist made for giann? the serpent? marius gets it on himself at some point, starting from his back shoulder blade and curling up and over to settle its head close to his collarbone. a protective kind of position, wrapped around him and close to his heart.

he gets it not as a eulogy, but as a promise he isnt going to break. hes going to find giann and giann will be okay. he needs to believe this.

because believing otherwise will destroy him)

[animesllut666]

Just, shut up.

Characters: Sukuna x Reader x Itadori x Gojo.

Anime: jujutsu kaisen

Warnings: Shouting, cursing, rudeness (toward Sukuna.)

Summary: Being a fellow classmate, and close friend of Itadori was great. You both had gotten accepted into Jujutsu High, you both were around the same age, had the same interests. Though, you didn't have a 1000 year old king of curses possessing your body.

"Why is your uniform a different color?" You questioned, the red standing out from the dark royal blue. "Because clearly peasant-"

"Sukuna.. please shut your mouth," You fired back, giving a rather dirty look towards the mouth that formed on your best friend cheek.

An eye opening on the slit that was by the main set of eyes, "God this is so weird, go away Sukuna. I was asking my bestie a question, not your weak ass self that's a 15 year old bitch," You taunted, picking up some rice and meat with your fork and shoving it into his open mouth.

Choking and gagging sounds were heard, as rice came flying out his mouth. "Man, this is weird. Does the food go into your mouth? Or is.. is his mouth separate from your own?" They questioned Itadori, who in turn shrugged his shoulders, "My mouth and his mouth are separate, not our stomachs though. It's weird, but could you two stop arguing?"

"Tell him to mind his own business, and I may consider it," You pointed towards the now smirking mouth, fangs poking out slightly. "Tell your worthless friend to keep their mouth closed, in my tim-"

"Okay, millennial boomer."

Silence was given back as you say the mouth and eye disappear and close. A smirk forming on your face at the fact you finally got the upper hand.

"Aw, if it isn't the two students that don't hate me!" Gojo hollered, strutting over his white hair sticking up, "If it isn't the broom!"

"Okay, only Itadori likes me," Gojo grumbled, taking a seat underneath the shade as the sun was at its peak. "You also saved him from being killed, so... He is kind of indebt to you. But, I like you Gojo Sensi, if only you didn't resemble a broom when your hair is like that," You pointed to his white hair that was sticking up due to the blindfold.

"I should really fail you, but your cursed technique is rather interesting," He wondered out loud, rubbing his chin as he looked at you. Well, not really LOOK at you but, "It's weird how you can see through that but when we are face to face, I can't make eye contact with you. It's just, weird."

And if on que, he pulled up one side of his blindfold his sparkling blue eye starring back at you. "You just had to ask! I-"

"I'll slit your throat Jujutsu sorcerer." Sukuna blurted out, the mouth back on your best friend cheek. His hand slapping over the mouth, a nervous laugh given, "Sorry guys, he just.. I can't control when he just pops up," He apologized, the mouth forming on his hand, " Let's go pretty boy, I have five fingers no-"

"Just, Shut up. You may have more fingers, but Itadori is STILL able to control you from not taking his body over."

Tattoos slowed started to appear on Itadori face, as the slits opened up with red eyes. "What was that jujutsu sorcerer?"

"Sorry Itadori," You spoke, a confusing look appearing on Sukuna face. His eyes darting towards Gojo, who sat unbothered by what was unfolding. Before he could speak, a fist was felt hitting him in the jaw, he was sent flying. His face hurting, at the sudden feeling, " Good hit, you've gotten stronger, next time though go for an upper cut."

"It's still my best friend body, I don't want to hurt him to much Satoru."

"Oh, dropping the formalities? What are we, best friends now?"

"You wish we were, but that be super weird. Your what.. 30 something? And I'm 15, I would say get friends your own age. But Nanami can't tolerate you."

"HELLO!?" Sukuna shouted, his eyes rolling as you both bickered back and forth. Finally just deciding to give up, and let Itadori take his body over. "That was pointless," He grumbled as he felt Itadori taking control again.

"Hey, I think you guys ignored him to the point he just gave up," Itadori spoke, Gojo and you both turning your heads to his voice.

"Youre back! Now tell Gojo how much Nanami doesn't like him, he doesn't believe me."

[fireflykaizoku]

Heya! I know you’ve done 3 soulmate fics now, but with the sort of angsty feel with Mimi-ya’s request I was wondering if a Katakuri x reader, in regards to the age difference he had given up hope that it was even possible for him to have happiness outside of his family, would make for a good read and also possibly dangerous for reader to come face to face with Big Mom and all those siblings! Thank you x

Hii! i'm sorry i took long to finish it, but i kept watching OP and reading more about Katakuri, since it's my first time writing for him. Since i'm still on episode 850, i was afraid it'd be a bit ooc. If it is, i'm so sorry! my writing for Katakuri will improve as i finish the arc. I hope you like it anyway, it was fun to write it ❤

Your family was rich and well-known around the Grand Line. Being the only daughter, they were trying to find a husband for you, a political marriage that could be good for both families, especially yours. They had a list of potential husbands, but you didn’t bother checking it since you were too focused on your birthday party. It was a small party, just with close friends and family, but you wanted everything to be perfect.

And it was. You had so much fun around people you loved, it was hard to fall asleep after that; you were genuinely happy.

Before opening your eyes, you could already feel the sweet smell, something like candy, donuts or cake. Thinking it was maybe a belated birthday breakfast, you opened your eyes and was ready to jump out of the bed when you realized the bedroom was completely different from yours. And as soon as you looked down, you realized that body definitely wasn’t yours. The toned chest, tattoos and the scarf around your neck weren’t yours.

You could only feel happiness and relief, you were glad you already switched bodies with your soulmate. Who knew it’d be that fast? But you wanted to see more of him, so you got up and started looking for a mirror in his room. The reflection surprised you at first, not being the kind of soulmate you expected to have. He had tattoos, crimson hair, and apparently was very tall. In fact, he was huge. When you put the scarf down a little, you noticed he had scars, and you assumed that’s why he covered his mouth. He also had fangs, which you thought were extremely charming. He wasn’t ugly, in fact, he was far from that. He was very handsome. Intimidating, of course. But very handsome.

Looking around, you found a vest, and on the back, you noticed “Charlotte” written on it.

— Charlotte? — you whispered to yourself, thinking you’ve seen that name somewhere until you finally realized after a couple of minutes.

— He’s one of Big Mom’s son!

You remember when your parents were trying to find a husband for you, his name came up a couple of times. It was probably Charlotte Katakuri. You’ve never seen any pictures of him, but you knew he was a very strong and powerful man.

After a couple of minutes just looking at his figure in the mirror, admiring his traits, a knock on the door brought you back to reality.

— Katakuri-sama, it’s almost time for Big Mom’s tea party. — someone said, outside the room before leaving right away.

You heard about the famous Tea Parties, but you didn’t even know how to behave. You knew there would be so many people, powerful people, and some probably well known as well, so you couldn’t take the risk of things going wrong.

You couldn’t describe the relief you felt when you noticed a den den mushi in the corner of the room. Perfect! You’d call him, explain everything and hopefully he’d be there just in time for the party.

It took a couple of minutes, but finally someone answered. You got quiet for a moment, not knowing what to say.

— Charlotte Katakuri? — you asked, a bit nervous.

— It’s me. I assume you’re (L/N) (F/N)? — you hummed in response. — I see you’re my soulmate and we switched bodies.

— Yes, and you have a Tea Party to attend today. Do you think we can switch back before then?

— Unfortunately, no. Your island is quite far from the Whole Cake Island. Can you go instead? You’ll just have to sit without saying anything. It won’t last too long, and when it’s over you go straight to your room.

— But what if… I need to fight? I don’t know how to… — he interrupted you.

— Don’t worry, it shouldn’t have an attack. But if anything happens, look for Brûlée and explain everything. I’ll be there before the sunrise, and we’ll be able to switch back, hopefully.

He seemed so calm even in a situation like this. But following his advice, you went to the party. It was fun and there was delicious food everywhere, but you couldn’t disrespect your soulmate and remove the scarf off. Maybe when you switch back you can ask Katakuri to let you eat a few.

You started sweating whenever Big Mom or any of his kids got near you, trying to talk. So to avoid raising any suspicions, you just nodded the whole time. And whenever you heard a fuss, your soul felt like it’d leave your body, worried it’d be a confront. If you had to fight today, acting like Katakuri, you wouldn’t know what to do.

You were hungry, but too shy to ask for anything. As if someone heard your thoughts, a few small men knocked on your door, bringing donuts. Not just two or three, but many donuts. They bowed and left quickly.

After eating half of it, you fell asleep. You were very anxious since you’d meet your soulmate in a few hours, but your eyelids got heavier and you couldn’t fight the sleep anymore. You woke up a few hours later with someone gently tapping your arm. When you opened your eyes, you realized Katakuri had arrived.

You were still sleepy, and sat on the bed, rubbing your eyes until you actually felt awake. The height difference was quite a lot, and it was funny. You had to sit on the floor so the two of you would be face to face.

— Hello, Katakuri. — you felt incredibly shy now.

— Good morning. — he tried to hide the fact he was embarrassed, and was hoping you couldn’t hear how fast his heart was beating.

— This… Is it the time when we kiss?— you suggested, looking away. Would he think you were being too straightforward?

— Yes… We should… Kiss.

You pulled the scarf down slowly with your now cold hands. You closed your eyes, feeling very nervous. You kissed a few times before, but it still felt like something new. Especially now that it wasn’t just a random person, it was your soulmate.

Noticing you were waiting for him to make a move, he moved closer, sealing your lips together. Just a peck at first, until you gave him permission to deepen the kiss. Both of you were shy, and the kiss was a bit clumsy. Maybe he haven’t had many kisses too.

You didn’t have to open your eyes to realize you two had switched back, his big and strong hands holding your face was a sign that it worked. You rested your head on his hand, looking at him with eyes full of admiration and a soft smile on your lips.

— Aren’t you… Scared or disgusted? — he asked, feeling insecure now that his face was exposed to you.

— Why would I be? — you genuinely asked, smiling softly.

— Because… Of my mouth. I’m not how you probably wanted your soulmate to look like, and I don’t want you to think you have to put up with me because we’re soulmates. Now that we switched back, you can go if you want to. — his voice didn’t seem angry, as if he was demanding you to leave. It sounded sad, as if he had been through a lot.

You heart ached just to think that someone had the courage to hurt your soulmate.

Little did you know that many people treated him differently, not wanting to be around him or making fun of him because of his appearance; little did you know that while most of his siblings found their soulmates already, and he spent most of his life thinking he didn’t deserve his other half. Little did you know that he gave up on finding someone and started to deal with the fact that only his family would be able to love him.

But now, after meeting you, he threw his rational self out of the window. He felt like he could love someone; marry someone for a reason other than just a political marriage. But would you want him just like he wants you?

— We switched back, right? — you caressed his face softly. He wasn’t expecting it, no one has ever been this gentle with him before. — That means we’re in love.

— I don’t want you to be with someone like me, you’d only be in danger. — he turned his face not to see you. — You wouldn’t be able to deal with my siblings. It won’t be like playing house, and it won’t be like the marriage you might be expecting.

You got quiet, taking a deep breath. He wouldn’t push you away easily. Katakuri noticed your silence, and was expecting you to leave the room, agreeing that life with him wouldn’t be the perfect calm life you probably wanted. Instead, before he could even use his haki to have a glimpse of the future, you turned his face and pecked his lips.

— I won’t give up so easily. — you crossed your arms. — You’re my soulmate and I won’t leave you just because you think I can’t deal with a dangerous lifestyle. I want you, and if you want me too… We can make this work.

Looking at your face that was looking at him with love in your eyes, how could he say “no”? Maybe Big Mom would be willing to accept this relationship and give her blessing, and his siblings would be happy for him. He could even pretend it was all because of your family and their power at first.

His stomach started growling before he could say anything.

— I’m sorry, I only ate a few donuts while I was in your body. — you felt a little embarrassed about what you were about to ask. — But I wanted to eat some of the sweets yesterday. Do you think… — he didn’t let you finish the question.

— You can have the sweets, I’ll ask to get them delivered for breakfast. — he covered his face with the scarf again. — For now, you should sleep. We’ll have a long day meeting my family tomorrow.

[cas-rivaille]

HELLO, DEAR!

Undertaker here! How are you today?

I was thinking the other day and I remembered an idea of mine I requested some time ago to another blog and I wanted to see your point of view as well, if you're comfortable with it ofc! I'll change it a bit because I have more ideas about it than before.

What if, hear me out, Obey me!MC was Sukuna's vessel??

I was thinking about a Female!MC but if you want you can keep them gender neutral (I don't mind!). So let's get into it, shall we?

Some facts about MC before the Devildom:

- They've already eaten all Sukuna's fingers

-But they are able to keep him calm inside themselves because over the year they've been together, MC decided to approach him more (Ya know if you have to die with/for someone, at least know them better)

-Sukuna took a liking to the MC, even though he would never admit it. (I mean- They always visit him in his domain to talk to him, read together, play cards (yes. You heard me. The king of curses loves Poker and UNO) or chess, they always ask him where would he like to go eat something, offer him some of their food to let him try new things, ect. Sometimes, but only SOMETIMES, they let him take control (not fully but they both can talk from the same mouth and he has control over one side, while MC has control over the other one))

- Having said that, Sukuna's still a stinky sassy bastard King. He's still rude, acts like he doesn't care about them and always finds a way to let them down when they're too happy. If they're sad though, he doesn't hurt them more. Sometimes MC even asks him advice whenever they're in doubt and after his bulling he actually gives pretty good advice (if you consider extreme violence a good advice that is)

Anyway, MC was going to get executed when suddenly they fell into Devildom. Their file didn't mention Sukuna at all and MC noticed that because when they arrived covered in talismans and chains the demons were confused about it. So, they kept the King a secret until lesson 16.

After Belphegor's crushing hug, while MC (the one from the original timeline) is in Mammon's arm, before Barbatos Thanoses the other timeline, Sukuna heals them and takes fully control of their body (the tattoos, the fangs, the long black claws, the other pairs of eyes and arms appear).

Now, HOW would the brothers, Diavolo and Barbatos react?

If it is too much or I did something wrong, feel free to ignore this! It's okay! Love you and have a good day!

OH MY GOD ?? THIS IS FANTASTIC THANK YOU OMG !

(i think i'm gonna do it hc style for the individual characters feelings but also some dialogue n stuff and each hc thing for each character is written as like in the game like they all like MC except belphie for obvious reasons)

tags: swearing, lesson uhhh smth spoilers ?? i think like 16 ?? (lmk if i need to tag anything else)

also hi ‘taker🥺🥺 i’m good today,, had a bit of a rough morning but i got to see my partner so i feel better !! how are you ? :D

and without further ado..

MC who is Sukuna's Vessel

- hold up

- hold the fuck up

- it was confusing enough when there were two MCs and one of them was near death in mammon's arms

- but now the injured MC gets healed and comes back to life ? but has another set of arms and eyes and is covered in strange tattoos ?

- then the other MC disappears ?

- when the demon MC starts talking, their voice is different and what-

--

"What the fuck did you to do MC?" Sukuna hastily spits out, checking the body for any other injuries. MC's voice is back and talking out of the same mouth.

"Sukuna, stand down," MC says.

"But he almost killed you ! Without me we wouldn't be standing here right now !" Sukuna argues back.

"I'm aware of that, but we have to be civil about this and talk to them," MC responds sternly.

"Then I want to be present for it. I'm not letting anything happen to you- I mean me. Yes me because I die if you die and I'm too godly to die," Sukuna rambles out before retracting the other set of arms but leaving the tattoos. He opens one of the eyes and forms a mouth on MC's right cheek to watch and participate in the conversation.

All the brothers and Divolo looked stunned at the scene that just happened.

"Questions ?" MC jokingly asks.

--

Lucifer -

- what ?

- questions ? is MC joking ?

- who the fuck is talking out of MCs body and what jurisdiction does he have

- isnt MC supposed to be human ??

- what does this mean for their relationship ?

- why did MC keep it from him ?

- he looks at dia and barbatos with the most confused face

- looks back at MC equally confused

- def hurts his pride that he didn't know

--

"Explain"

Lucifer's confusion turns to anger because that's the only way he knows how to cope/react to this.

Sukuna starts talking.

"Show a little more respect. I'm a king after all."

"Don't be an ass," MC shoots back. MC looks at Lucifer a little embarrassed.

"Uh, so this is Sukuna. He's the king of curses ? We kind of share a body because... uhh... it's a very long story but i mean the gist of it is I ate his thousand year old fingers ? There was 20 of them because he had two sets of arms like you saw before- it was very gross- but i had to because of the energy they posses ? When you brought me here and I was covered in seals and chains, was when I was about to be executed because I have all of Sukuna in me. So,, he can do stuff like heal my body and give me cool powers ? I don't really know what else to say." MC rambles using awkward hand motions and finishes by scratching the back of their head.

"Way to make me sound like a total fucking loser," Sukuna glares at MC.

"For the love of god stop talking-" MC shoots back.

--

Mammon

- huh ? someone has been sharing a body with his MC the whole time ?

- were they present the whole time ?

- did they see him acting like an idiot in love ?

- was sukuna there during e v e r y conversation he's ever had w them

- never felt more insecure and betrayed tbh

- why wouldn't you tell him ? he was your first

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- wants you all to himself

- doesn't want to share you with some four armed idiot

--

"So he's just, there all the time ?" Mammon asks.

"Not really? He has a headspace and he usually just chills in there but he can watch what's going on if he wants to." MC responds.

"That makes me sound lazy," Sukuna complains.

"Well if you don't like how I describe you then maybe you can talk about yourself. You're very good at it," MC smirks.

"Fine. I can do whatever I want. We can trade who has control over MC's body. I have a large supply of cursed energy and will beat the shit out of the next person who touches MC," Sukuna glares at Belphie.

"Yeah beat them in poker maybe. But not mariokart. You suck at video games in the headspace," MC laughs.

--

Leviathan

- was that how MC was so good at video games ?

- because they spent hours on end with this guy in their head playing video games ?

- why didn't MC come to him to play games ?

- why is MC okay with sharing a body with Sukuna ?

- why can he be the one to share a body with MC ?

- why was MC playing video games with literally anyone else ?

--

"So let me get this straight, you are his fingers and now you share a body ? How does that even work ? That sounds like something out of the manga 'My best friend ate some ancient object and now shares a body with an immortal warrior'" Levi questions MC.

"Okay so, Sukuna lived a really long time ago. When he died, the only thing that survived were his fingers. They each hold an incredible amount of cursed energy and it's only his fingers so from there you can imagine how powerful he was with the rest of his body," MC explains.

"Okay but that doesn't tell me why you ate the fingers ?" Levi raises an eyebrow.

"Oh. So I went to a high school for Jujutsu sorcerers, which are people who can manipulate cursed energy, and once I ate the first one to save my friend from dying, my choices were to die now or eat all of Sukuna and then be executed because he would die with me," MC says as if them dying was nothing.

--

Satan

- why has he never heard about Sukuna in any of the books he's read ?

- he historically doesn't exist in anything the devildom has book-wise

- so who is he ?

- needs to find out everything he can about him

- is there a way to separate MC and Sukuna ?

- his blood is boiling at the thought of MC sharing a body with someone

--

"So you've basically had super human powers this entire time and elected to not tell us ?" Satan glares at MC.

"Well, when you put it like that it sounds bad. I just didn't want you all to meet Sukuna because he has a lot of anger issues and is quite an asshole and I was trying to avoid this entire conversation that is happening," MC sighs.

"Rude," Sukuna says.

"Anger issues. You think we couldn't deal with this ? Are you serious right now ?" Satan asks.

MC shrugs their shoulders nervously.

"How much do you actually know about what sharing a body with him does to you ?" Satan asks while looking at the small mouth and glaring.

"I mean, I get these marks because he had them when he was alive. He was also so powerful to the point he had four arms and another set of eyes, like you saw before. I get those when he takes over mostly, but I can kee him restrained. But the eye thing is why I've always had slits under my eyes because the eyes are the most common thing to show up. The arms don't really. But it's entirely painless so don't worry," MC somewhat calmly explains.

--

Asmodeus

- those marks make MC look so good wtf-

- not the time

- so this Sukuna person lived a thousand years ago ?

- what was this about jujutsu sorcery ?

- what even is that ?

- asmos not the brightest on the block but from the looks on his brothers faces none of them know what the fuck MC is talking about either.

- they've explained a little bit of it b there's still some missing info

- what is sharing a body really like

- how much of MCs body can change to be like Sukunas ?

--

"So how much of your body can he control ? What can he heal ? Could he bring you back from the dead ?" Asmo curiously asks.

"He can't control much because it's my body and I have a lot of raw power by myself. I don't know if he can bring us back from the dead. I don't think so though or else the Jujutsu school wouldn't have tried to execute me. He used to be able to bring us back when I hadn't eaten all of his fingers, but now I don't think he can," MC explains.

"So why do you let him live in your body if he can't do much for you ?" Asmo questions.

"Well one, I don't think there's a way to get him out-"

"I'm still here you know," Sukuna interrupts.

"You've made that clear," MC says before continuing, "And two he can do stuff for me. It's like a symbiotic relationship. I give him a host and he protects me."

--

Beelzebub

- protects MC ?

- that's his job

- why is someone else protecting MC ?

- overall confusion

- even tho MC has gone over it multiple times, he doesn't get how or why Sukuna is in MC's body

- maybe it's the shock

. was this why MC could challenge him to armwrestling and almost win ?

--

"So how long has he been in you ?" Beel asks.

"About a year," MC responds.

"Can he make you live longer aside from healing you ?" Beel asks hopefully.

"I'm sorry, I don't think so..." MC says while looking at the ground. They cross their arms. They look small, as if they aren't small enough compared to him already.

"So, what does this mean ? Now that your secret is out... are you going to stay in the devildom with us ? Or do you have to leave ?"

" If I leave I'll surely be executed when I go back to the human world. If I stay I don't know what will happen to me, but it's not up to me. It's up to you guys if you want me to stay. I understand if you want me to go, I was harboring a big secret and it's probably unnerving to know that you're never truly alone with me, but Sukuna actually cares about my boundaries even though he acts like he doesn't. There are some pluses and there are some drawbacks but ultimately you have to decide." MC responds, looking from brother to brother then at Dia and Barbatos

--

Belphie

- MC ? dead if you back to the human world ? doesn't bother him

- he doesn't care

- he hasn't known MC long enough to care

- diavolo may have told everyone that MC was a descendant of human Lilith and he told everyone the events that actually happened, but why should he have any attachment to MC

- MC isnt Lilith, and MC sure as hell doesn't like him after the events that happened today

- from what he's heard, MC dying would be good for the human world

--

"I say send MC back. What happens to them isnt our problem any more," Belphie says while under his magical restraints Diavolo put on him.

"Of course you would say that," Satan glares at him.

"Shut up Belphie !!" Mammon and Levi yell.

"You don't have any right to an opinion in this matter." Lucifer states.

"Belphie that's mean," Asmo says.

Beel frowns.

"I vote they stay. I like MC regardless, and if all I have to do is adjust to Sukuna then I'll do it," Beel says while looking Belphie dead in the eye.

There's a beat of silence.

"Me too," Mammon says.

"Hey ! I was going to say that !" Levi protests.

"Oooh~ Count me in !" Asmo says with a smile.

"I also think they should stay," Satan says and looks at MC.

"My personal preference is also that they stay, but Lord Diavolo it's up to you," Lucifer says and looks at Dia.

--

Diavolo

- he knew there was something off, but couldnt place his finger on it

- he also constantly got a powerful vibe from MC and this explains it

- he was very fond of MC and enjoyed their presence

- he knew what he was going to do

--

"Barbatos, what do you think ?" Dia asks him.

"The decision is up to you m'lord," Barbatos responds.

"Well Id also like the input of my trusty all knowing butler," Diavolo laughs.

"Then, I see no reason to send them back to the human world. They can live out their lives here and safe from the school that wants to execute them. It also wouldn't be an issue to get anyone from the human world here if MC so desired," Barbatos replied.

"Then it's settled ! Welcome to the devildom for the rest of your life MC!!" Diavolo smiled and welcomed MC with open arms.

MC smiled and accepted the hug.

--

Barbatos

- he didn't know all along, but he know when the timelines crossed and he had to erase the other

- MC was very near and dear to his heart though and he wasnt about to let them be killed

- just wants to keep MC safe

--

I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB AND THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST REMEMBER TO FRINK SOME WATER ILY TAKER <3

- mars :)

[saricess]

MAULSOKA WEEK 2022

Hello MaulSoka shippers! 

Last year was the first MaulSoka Week and while he had a few submissions, it wasn’t much. However I have seen a rise in shippers and I hope to see more this year. 

One of the problems I believe we had few submissions was because the lack of time everyone had, so I’m giving all the information now  - 2 months early! I will post with any new updates ;)

I’m keeping the prompts we had last year, as to why I have explained above.

Day 1: Tattoo's.

This is of course based on Maul's tattoos and Ahsoka's white markings. Maul's have meaning, and perhaps Ahsoka's do with your own head canons. Of course this isn't inclusive to the Star Wars universe, this could also be a modern AU - say, a tattoo shop AU?

Day 2: Rescue.

This can be from season 7 with Maul and Ahsoka escaping together, time after the Empire or even on Malachor - or even something different! The choice is yours!

Day 3: Mortis.

Ahsoka was bitten by The Son that had her turn dark, and was brought back to life by The Daughter. The Nightsisters honoured The Son and The Daughter, known to them as The Fanged God and The Winged Goddess - and Maul studied the Nightsisters, so he would have come across them. You can go wild with this one as everyone has their own theories on this, especially the one about Ahsoka and Maul becoming the new Daughter and son.

Day 4: Crimson Dawn.

Maul mainly oversees Crimson Dawn after the rise of the Empire, it wouldn't be hard for him to find Ahsoka with all the assets at his hand, and the same goes with Ahsoka finding Maul. Perhaps they have become the new rulers of Crimson Dawn? Ahsoka is prisoner? The possibilities are endless!

Day 5: Mythology

(I'm a Greek Mythology fan so I go ham for this one) Have you ever seen a ship and think "These two are Hades and Persephone"? Well the same is with Maul and Ahsoka! The range this prompts gives is large! But it doesn't have to be Greek Mythology, there are so much more out there, and all are welcome!

Day 6: Dathomir/Shili

The plants where our two lovely characters were born but never really lived on, but they learn from their Masters. You can put this into a different timeline, or even make Ahsoka and Maul the royals of their planet (or country).

Day 7: Role Reverse

Sith! Ahsoka. Jedi! Maul. Older Ahsoka or Younger Maul - you can pick anything you want!

You can make any sort of content from fanart, to fanfics and edits, ANYTHING. The themes as well are completely up to your interpretation as well, do whatever you want, and be creative as possible!.

The dates are 24th April - 30th!

Rules:

Please use the tag #MaulsokaWeek2022 so that I can keep track of everything, send me links so that it's easier to find and no hate. NSFW is allowed, all I ask is that you tag it accordingly, and for all works to have warnings so people can be comfortable.