do you think the national dog show announcers ever explored each other's bodies
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it's so fucking funny to me how victor hugo REALLY wants to make it clear that enjolras is a fucking virgin loser he says it multiple times he stresses it so much like this goddamn twenty-six years old gorgeous man hasn't even had a first kiss because he's too busy overthrowing the government
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What I find so funny is that in receiving small glimpses of episodes I haven’t seen, I fully assumed that Kipperlilly Copperkettle was some type of dog-based humanoid? But no, that was Kristen just roasting her to FLITH upon meeting her
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the drake response so trash 😭 "if i was fucking girls i promise i would have been arrested" he is literally doing the frank from it's always sunny "IT'S NO GOOD DIDDLIN' KIDS" bit
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"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot
truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us
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