i can’t say “angry birds ratios a transphobe” was on my 2023 bingo card, but i’m not disappointed
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Bionicle is a really funny fandom considering the guy who the half of the fandom views as end all be all arbiter of canon is also the guy whose takes of "his own" characters are the epitome of "HE WOULDN'T SAY THAT"
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Compromising someone's physical safety bc of an internet argument is so not funny, but what IS funny is that this is the type of content Sssniperwolf makes. btw. It's all like this. This is what is being criticized, and what she's doxxing people for talking about.
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"rhaenys could have ended the war by dracarysing all the greens right there" yes because a distant relation to the throne deciding to barbecue an anointed and publicly positively hailed king and his entire family who is well loved within the city and in multiple other parts of the country for the sake of the succession of a far-away princess no one was ever on board with who hasn't been seen by the populace in literal years, her psycho husband, her three obvious bastards, and two toddlers from the psycho husband would go over super well with westeros and especially in king's landing where scores of the still-cheering population were killed for no reason by that same dragon who would do the barbecuing, because when targaryens act unilaterally without thinking of how the people would react there's never any problem, which is why the storming of the dragonpit and robert's rebellion were actually just collective delusions dreamed up by readers who hate rhaenyra and not key parts of the story and house targaryen's history that directly contributed to their demise and are intrinsic to the plot
truly team black stans are made up of only the most genius and media literate amongst us
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KANAYA: I Must Say I Find Karkats Knight Outfit Rather... Simple
KANAYA: Not Heir Of Breath Or Maid Of Time Simple, This Is More Of The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum
KANAYA: This Is The Kind Of Simple You Get With Saltine Crackers
KANAYA: Or Skim Milk
KANAYA: I Guess I Cant Expect Too Much From A Classpect That Gives You A Pair Of S... Slops?
KANAYA: What Are Slops?
KANAYA: Okay I Know Joggers, I Know Khakis, I Know Jeans
KANAYA: This Is A Subgenre Of Pants That I Am Not Familiar With
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i still think that if agnes montague kissed me and it caused my entire face to burn and melt off i would not even be mad about it. like what did you expect shes hot as hell.
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Can you roast Kinger
- he has no legs he literally has to shimmy around like a idiot
- he hops when going up stairs goofy aaaa
- my brothers pet lizard has better memory than him, his recall is dogshit
- doesn’t comprehend most social cues and tone what a autistic freak am I right
- he’s a king piece- literally the weakest of ALL possible chess pieces like even a mf pawn is better than him
- probably has like 14 mental illnesses and atleast 3 physical conditions wrong with him
- he probably goes to parties just to sit alone in the corner with the dog
- I change my mind he doesn’t even get invited to parties at all
- doesn’t understand boundaries legit a terrified Pomni was there not even her first 2 minutes and this mofo thought “let me lean over her and get in her face” what a weirdo
- he’s a grown man that plays in pillow forts, I can only assume he’d sleep on his tummy with a leg propped up if he could too
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