#also the fact that you'd love *me* to write this... anon i love you <333

[melodic-haze]

MORE SAD SUB ARLECCHINO. PLEASE. I NEED TO EAT. like shes in absolute TEARS SHES SO ME I LOVE HER PLEASE FEED ME MORE.

☆ — DEMO TRACK: sub!Arlecchino x dom!Reader

☆ — TYPE: NSFW

☆ — CONTENT WARNINGS: A lil petplay (it's like one paragraph)

☆ — NOTES: I lied about not writing for this week lol I needed a distraction. Anyway combined these two bc they worked very sillily together hope yall don't mind 🫶 also YES I DO REMEMBER YOU 🎀 anon w my first ask about Arle :333

Oh man oh man oh MANNN I wanna do soooo many things to her auhfhthgh

Much as I ADORE absolutely ruining this absolute UNIT of a woman, I also want to take care of her and dote on her so much to the point where she fucking cries from being treated so well UGHHHHH

I feel like there are times at night when she remembers what she had lost in order to get to where she is right now (the chance to have a life that went in a more conventional direction, along w ESPECIALLY Clervie) and while she has learned to deal with the feeling itself in solitary, whenever you see her look out the window she is no longer The Knave—this was Peruere, a lonely girl yearning for something from so long ago

Even when she seems like such a self-assured person, all that composure threatens to fall into pieces the moment you, the one she now holds so achingly dearly in her heart, go to hug her and tell her that she's no longer alone :( no matter how many times you tell her or no matter how many times this scene repeats, it will never stop affecting her so deeply :(((((

I do think that she actually does love to sit on your lap. Sure, maybe it's kinda unnecessary and even more than a little embarrassing, but it makes her feel cared for instead of the way around that she's used to 🫶

"Who would've known that the real reason why you like being on my lap was for this, though..?"

You curled your fingers up in order to emphasise your point, hitting that specific spot within her that forces out a strangled gasp as her thighs make a feeble attempt to close themselves off.. despite the fact that you were comfortably sat right in-between.

Arlecchino makes no effort to answer you properly right away with one of her ever-so-composed words of wisdom or whatever they may be—she opts to tuck her head into the crook of your neck as fat tears roll down her cheeks, your skin almost as wet as her drooling cunt that you just can't get enough of.

(Her makeup is smudged too, though by this point it doesn't really seem like she cares.)

Though with the way your other hand was wrapped around her, softly stroking her back as if soothing your crying mess, and the way her own arms were clinging onto you, you both knew there was so much more to this position beyond your carnal actions.

Something much more emotionally charged, something much more than she usually let herself handle.

And perhaps it might also be because you had been at this for a while; your little lapdog was desperate for a release every time.. only for you to take the chance away from her, as if faking your pet out of her sweet treat. You couldn't help but play with her a little, not when her reactions are often the sweetest—uncharacteristic whines making its way out of her lips as she pleads you to fuck her silly, to--

"--make me forget for a brief moment, please-- ah..!"

And as her loving partner, of course you'd want to comfort her in whatever way you can.

"I'll make you forget your very title, Peruere."

"Please--"

Especially if it means fucking her until all that longing is long gone.

Need her to go from crying about who she had to kill to crying about who she ended up gaining in the end (and crying about how you make her feel too :3)

Just softly tell her that you love her, sing her praises, take care of her, kiss the tears rolling down her face, give her everything that she hadn't been meant to have or hadn't even realised she could ever have as the 'monster' her past has created

I just really really wanna spoil her and make her cry by overwhelming her with so much affection she doesn't know what to do with as someone who doesn't often let such things dictate her actions dude idk 🤷‍♀️

[reverie-starlight]

hiii, just poppin' in to say i love ALL of your writing (no matter how self indulgent) it's always so so amazing

i also wanted to ask about your favourite headcanons of your favourite haikyuu boys/girls?

AWWW ANON ILY THANK YOU SO MUCH, THAT MEANS THE WORLD TO ME <333

and oooo that's a tough one... I'm gonna do relationship HCs and I'm gonna try to limit myself to 5 but we shall see how that goes...

(...I only did some boys in this one cause it was getting long but if you want me to do one for the ladies of haikyuu I absolutely will. alisa and kiyoko are my wives.)

{relationship HCs for various hq boys}

gn!reader, pure fluff <3

timeskip spoilers!!

includes: kuroo, atsumu, oikawa, sakusa and semi (who would have guessed)

kuroo

the light of my life. my first husband.

like he could be so attentive to your every want and need

but you need to communicate with him what those things are before he actually picks up on them

but once he does? you're gonna feel like royalty with how amazing he treats you

kuroo is definitely the type to rile you up for his own enjoyment

like not enough to make you actually angry but just mildly annoyed, or to get you into the same playful mood he's in

usually you'd go into playful banter from there

he loooovvveeesss kissing you

like so much it's actually concerning (but you love it anyway)

doesn't have a specific place he prefers to kiss you but he will admit to purposefully kissing you in sensitive spots (like your neck or stomach) so he can hear the noises that come from that

if you're like me and get anxious/too in your own head sometimes, he would be so good at keeping you distracted and calm

would hold your hand squeeze it every so often to ground you

(side note he would have the nicest hands, second only to akaashi maybe, and he's aware you like them)

gently cups your cheeks a lot when you're having a conversation, it's so common that neither of you even notice it anymore, so when you're out with friends and he does it, they gag at the affection

also yk that thing where you knock your heads together as a form of affection??? you guys would absolutely do that, it's his favourite thing

since I literally have his jersey in hoodie form, I have to mention that he would purposefully buy clothes he thinks you'd be more likely to steal from him

he lovesss seeing you happy, so your relationship is a lot of fun. he's always making you laugh, which in turn, makes him laugh too

will CRY if you whisper sweet nothings to him after a long, hard day, pls validate him and tell him you love him and he's all that you want and more

and he will absolutely do the same for you, even if you had the best day. he wants to give you everything, so let him !!

scratch his back while he lays on top of you and rants about his day and he turns to putty

he's just very in love with you and wants to make you the happiest person on the planet, he wholeheartedly believes you deserve it <3

atsumu

we all knew he was gonna be on this list

fun fact, kuroo and akaashi were my top two characters for like a year and a half, and then one day atsumu shot to first place (if you couldn't tell from my blog)

anyway if favoritism shows, no it doesn't

he will pick you up at any chance he gets and drag you to your room for cuddles

he is SUCH a cuddly guy I wholeheartedly believe that.

does not mind being the big spoon one bit if that's what you prefer, as long as he gets to hold you in some way

he goes all out for anniversaries and holidays, you actually have to reign him in a lot of the time

will go to the gym and send you mirror selfies with horribly cheesy captions saying how much he misses you and how he wishes you were there with him

the jackals all love you and will 100% side with you in a petty argument just to tease atsumu

his favourite place to kiss you is definitely on the lips. he's not sure why but it just makes him happy

he LOVES it when you kiss his forehead tho

you guys have an entire arsenal of inside jokes

truly your relationship is two dorks best friends in love

after a long day his ideal destress routine would be to make dinner with you and then watch a show on the couch before going on an evening walk together

will show you off at every event he brings you to

he gets so giggly whenever you show him affection without him having to ask for it, it's the cutest thing you've ever seen

this man flirts to see you hideaway and then turns a million shades of red if you give it right back

he is just so proud to call you his partner <3

oikawa

this man is my favourite character in all of haikyuu

he's my favourite character but like, only top 5 in terms of my simp list yk??

but you'd better believe I have some HCs for him

I've said it before and I will say it again, even if Spanish isn't his first language, he would absolutely use Spanish terms of endearment on you while/after living in argentina

things like mi vida, mi sol, mi amor, etc...

i'm half costa rican, you can't blame me for adoring pet names in Spanish, and if you do I will simply ignore you <3

bro is so romantic.

like I genuinely believe he would be one of the most romantic guys out of any of them

very affectionate, but I feel like he wouldn't be so much in public despite what everyone else says

he'd happily show you off at events and stuff, and it would be obvious you two are together, but I think he's definitely more affectionate alone with you

loves loves loves skinship

will literally stick his hands under your shirt when you're cuddling just to trace shapes into your skin

loves gently running his fingers over the features of your face

he just wants to feel you a bit

kisses your temples and fingers the most I think

loves taking baths with you as well, he loves just sitting with you and talking about your days

he always wants to hear about every little detail

he lovesssss when you start rambling on about something and will listen to you so intently bc he knows what it is to feel passionate about something

if you run your hands through his hair he will melt into you, but you didn't hear it from me

he will also melt if you call him any pet name. he'll never admit it, but you know his favourites are the ultra-sweet, tooth-rotting ones he claims to hate

if you're ever insecure about anything in terms of your physical appearance, he will spend so much time complimenting you and kissing every place you point to <3

looks for you in the crowd at his games and smiles at you before he serves bc you're wearing his jersey

i want to give him a million kisses all over his face after he wins a game to see him smile and laugh, I have no problem feeding his ego actually

damn maybe the favoritism showed up more in this one

sakusa

take this as his bday post bc i forgot to get something out for the actual day

i LOVE this guy

I do already have some fluff HCs for him and a clingy!reader

but these are gonna be more general

okay so I do genuinely believe he would be soft for his partner

in public he is not outwardly affectionate

but that's okay bc you love all parts of him and respect his boundaries

however behind closed doors

he will bask in your affection

loves having your arms around him, loves being pressed against you

he's not a robot in public though, oh no

he has a very dry sense of humour, i think, which you love

bc if he has a sly remark or something to make about someone, he'll lean in close and whisper it to you

doesn't matter where you guys are, if he thinks of something, he's gonna want to share it with his partner, especially if he thinks it will make them laugh

his pet names for you range anywhere from "sweetheart" to "you little shit" tbh

lots of playful debates with him too

he likes to subtly match with you, either through colours you wear or like, homescreens that match up when you put your phones side by side

loves to kiss your palms the most and when he's holding your hand or you're cupping his face, he will hold your wrist and press tiny kisses to it

very observant so he will always be picking up on any mood changes or things you're hinting at

his morning voice is god tier, just saying

loves it when you play with his hair right when he wakes up, will literally purr like a cat if you do it long enough, but he will deny anything and distract you from it with a kiss

what a guy <3

semi

THE SEMI APPRECIATION AGENDA LIVES ON

i've said it before and i will say it again: he plays the guitar for you and writes songs with you in mind

he is a literal godsend when it comes to attending to your needs

does not mind one bit if you ask him to get you water at midnight

he is always down for late night drives as well, and has two playlists specifically curated for them and he picks one to play based on whether you're tired and need to get extra sleepy or if you're energetic and want to jam out with him

he's a government worker by day, musician by night and whenever you go to his shows, he will dedicate a song to you

speaking of performances

bringing this one up again, but always has you write something on him before he goes on stage (I have a mini fic based on that idea if u look on my page!!)

HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH OKAY??? would literally worship the ground you walk on if you told him to

gets you souvenirs from wherever he plays a show and presents them to you all dramatically and grins when you laugh at him

you most definitely have a necklace or bracelet with one of his old guitar picks hanging from it

semi is affectionate. not stingy with it in public but not crazy with it behind doors either. he's just. affectionate. most of it comes out in his songwriting anyway.

his main love languages are probably words of affirmation and acts of service

will ABSOLUTELY whisper sweet nothings to you completely unprompted when he's feeling soft just to get you flustered and/or in a sweet mood with him

he is in love, your honour

@emmyrosee more kuroo as promised!!

hope you all enjoyed!! please like and reblog <3

[neonforgetmenot]

hello hi yes lovely human, it is fall in the northern hemisphere (spring where you are), but I kindly request some information regarding snakes and lattes, the lovely fic you have written for us peasants that hasn't been updated in a while.

I am having withdrawals and only ask because it is one of the few things in my meager life that brings me joy and you are extremely talented when it comes to slow burn, but also writing as a whole.

No pressure, of course, just curious. I hope you're doing well.

hugs and kisses from howl pendragon

sweet howl anon <333

i'm sorry it took a while to respond, but you should know that the notif put big smile on my face and unburned my bacon

i wish wish wish i could trade your fall for my spring! i hope it's crisp and kind to you.

spring is hardly a season at all here, it's more like a threat that reminds you summer isn't as far away as you'd like it to be. however, i've made my peace with it. i have in fact embraced many more visits to the sea, as well as a new hobby of hunting down citrus fruits i've never tried before from various fresh food markets around town. apparently sumo mandarins are super common and popular, but i had never tried one before. i can't get enough of them now!

onto our unupdated story

i didn't want to give a boring "i'm working on it" or "one day" response because it's such a sweet message and you're a wizzard and that means i need to get fancy. SO. please accept this top secret never before seen evidence of Chapter Art for the next chapter:

and a chapter title: "At Twilight, Follow The Bird."

the chapter is 90% finished, and the migraine that kept me from writing it for months seems to have mostly cleared up. the next installment will immediately follow a recap "interlude" chapter i've also written with added notes for ease of further reading.

thanks for your continued interest in spite of all the seasons that passed us in between <3

i really do hope you're keeping well

[icharchivist]

Look, I just felt the need to clarify because a few days ago I was talking to a friend about Granblue stuff and Eternals, because that's where my brain's at these days, I'm working on chapter 5 and everything and she asked me if the Eternals are my new Belial, which I declined because what and explained that I love the group dynamics a lot, but I don't really want any of them carnally and she asked me "Not even Seofon 🥺" and that shook me to my very core

Ma'am, that's a married man, he's mean to me when I'm trying to sleep and I'm getting back at him by putting him under the microscope. I can see why you would think that, but no, that's not how it is

Anyway, Tweyen -

HELPPPP

the fact you see Seofon as someone who's taken is so precious tho. Like yeah you'd write some Seofon x MC but it's all for Siete!Anon first and foremost.

I love how your friends thinks it means you are horny for him. but also "not even Seofon? 🥺" < Seofon possessed them for one second to ask.

BUT YEAH the whole group dynamic is what makes it fun. So, Tweyen too <333

good luck with all of that!

[cherryjuicegf]

Hello! If you're in the mood for it, i have a prompt I'd love for you to write: Geralt having an anxiety attack (or something like it) and Jaskier showing him how to deal with it. If you're not comfortable writing this then that's also fine, no worries!! Hope you have a lovely day <3

it takes two

thank you for this prompt sweet anon!! sorry it took me weeks, i hope you see it :') soo it's modern au still witcher geralt and it turned out long?? i didn't expect this, but i hope you enjoy nonetheless!! 💞💞

1,2k, modern au, emotional hurt/comfort, tw anxiety attack, implied injury

The sun is setting.

Geralt doesn't remember how long it's been since he last saw the sunset.

If he thinks about it, it isn't so long ago. Four days at the most. Yet it feels like a thousand years.

Fair enough, Geralt thinks and then he realises. He hasn't slept in four days. He almost laughs at himself. Almost, because the sound that accompanies the broken huff escaping his lips is more like a silent sob.

It's all a blur and he's afraid that if he tries to make it clear, he'll lose the last string of sanity remaining. He doesn't want to make it clear. Struggles not to. A moonless dark night, tall trees rising above their heads, as though ready to devour their pray, forest sounds that resemble choked wails more than leaves rustling. Silence, a sudden one. Claws, glistening. A scream. That wasn't his.

A desperate cry. That was definitely his.

And then red, and voices, and white. A line. Moving. He's grateful it's moving but he doesn't remember exactly why as he sits.

Wrong. He does.

The air is too hot. It should be colder, Geralt wishes it was colder. So that it can hit him in the face, slap him, drive him out of his spiral. He clenches his fists. Water. He needs cold water.

Am I dying? Geralt, am I dying? Don't let– don't be silent Geralt, Geralt, please, am I– Geralt– Ger–

He puts his feet on the floor but they can't support him. He falls on the chair again, takes a deep breath. Clenches his fists as if to fight an inexistent threat. Oh, it's clear now. It got clear.

Geralt?

Too clear, too hot, too loud, like a laughter mocking him, screaming as though for revenge, you weren't there, you weren't there, you weren't–

Geralt!

His voice. Oh, his voice, clear as a song, and yet too loud, too loud, still echoing like that scream in the forest. He shuts his eyes, tight as if to drive the image away, as if thinking that if he closes them hard enough he will wake up and this will be a dream, all a dream, a nightmare where there are claws and a heart beating and voices and he's choking with a blood that is not his and oh, how desperately he wants it to be his, how desperately he craves to seep the blood gushing from the wound, wipe it all away, and the wound, and only choke, choke, choke–

"Geralt! Geralt, look at me!"

Cold hands are holding his face and suddenly he gasps. His breath hitches. He can't open his eyes, it's still too loud. Still too weak, those hands, clinging on his, trembling, shaking, just like now, just like he's trembling...

Oh. He's the one trembling.

"Geralt, love, can you look at me?"

It's soft now. Barely a whisper. The hands are still there, still cold, but now firmer, strong. He swallows.

"It's me, love. I'm alright. We're alright. Look at me, please."

He takes a deep, shuddering breath and finally, finally opens his eyes. And his heart skips a beat.

He's there. Alive. Huge blue eyes, staring at him almost terrified. He hates that look in those eyes. Yet there is something else now too. There is worry. For him.

A smile, bittersweet. "There you are. Stay with me?"

He's not sure if the voice he hears is coming from the same lips smiling at him but he complies. He knows that voice. Trusts it, especially now that it's smooth like velvet, not hoarse and crying anymore. He feels his eyes wet.

A thumb wipes a tear running down his cheek. "Hey there. Breathe with me, okay?"

He does. Watches as the other's chest –Jaskier's, he realises with a sudden relief– moves with each heaving breath. Follows its rythm. In, out. In, out. Three in, one out. Again.

Jaskier nods and smiles at him again. "You're doing great, dear." The world is less blurry now. As he squints, Geralt can discern the city lights tangling between Jaskier's hair as he's sitting before him. He can discern a faint sparkle in his eyes. He meets them, eager and suddenly warm.

Stroking his face and still holding eye contact, Jaskier sighs silently. "Can you tell me five things you can see, Geralt?"

A game. They'd done this before. Geralt swallows but doesn't dare close his eyes. "I see..." His voice quivers in his throat. "I see the chairs we chose for the balcony.... I see the lights–" a sob chokes him "–the lights down the street... I see the sun setting..." He pauses and Jaskier nods encouraging. "I see the stupid hawaiian shirt you bought last month..." He huffs a laugh. "I see your eyes looking at me."

"That's great!" Jaskier exclaims with a whisper and tilts his head. "Now, what about four things you can touch? Only if you can."

Geralt trails the iron armrest of the chair. "I can touch the armrest..." He reaches out to Jaskier. "I can touch the fabric of your shirt... I can touch," he swallows and raises his hand, "your hair... it's soft." Jaskier chuckles and now the hands on Geralt's face are gentler. He holds them in his. "I can touch your hands."

"Three things you can hear? You can do this, Geralt."

Jaskier's voice is not as loud as before. This time, Geralt closes his eyes. "Your voice... The cars on the street..." Takes a deep breath. "A cat meowing in the corner."

A small pause and Geralt can practically hear Jaskier's grin. "Can you smell a thing or two?"

Geralt hums. "That cherry shampoo you wash your hair with..." He smiles faintly. He likes that scent. "And pizza... It's heating in the oven."

"Oh, you're a darling," Jaskier mutters and shakes his head. "We're almost over, dear." Geralt sighs and now the warmth is running all over him. "Something you can taste?"

He feels Jaskier's breath hitting his skin and, eyes still closed, he leans over. Meets his lips halfway. Slow, sweet, nothing like the taste of blood there was in them once. Jaskier's tongue is teasing his lips.

He pulls away, opens his eyes. Still close.

And there, Jaskier's gaze brighter as ever in the sunset, his smile enough to make him forget all the times he almost lost it. Geralt's hand squeezes his cupping his face and he presses their foreheads together. "I'm here, Geralt. I'm alright."

There's a lump choking his throat and Geralt lowers his look, lips tight. Under the shirt, he can discern a white bandage wrapped around Jaskier's torso, slightly red. There was a time when it was soaking. "I wasn't there," he says and it feels like echoing his darkest nightmares. "I was too late. You could've–"

"Shh. No need." Jaskier shakes his head. "You were there and will always be there for me. And I'll do the same for you, I promise." His hand trails on Geralt's chin, holds it up to make him meet his eyes. "Are you okay?"

Geralt stares for a second. Then, feeling his feet returning to the ground, he sighs. "Only if you are."

With a small laugh, Jaskier places a kiss on his lips. "I am." He moves strands of hair behind Geralt's ear and Geralt leans into the touch. His hands feel like home and he smiles. "Like that, we're alright."

[bazthefirstborn]

Heeelllooo there, I'd like to request distracting if yk, yk Albedo while he's working pls. T'would be nice for it to lead to fucking him over his desk.

Your writing is amazing btw <3

Have a good day/night!!

author’s note: (thanks for the compliment :D) ANON I LOVE YOUR BRAIN SOSOSOSOSO MUCH <333 I hardly ever write for (amab) men at this point so I apologize if it’s a little rough I’m a bit rusty 😅 I love this idea also ALBEDO WITH A PRAISE KINK HELL YEAH!!!! your wish is my command anon :)

NSFW under the cut :o

tags:

--Distracting Albedo--

Y/N was so bored. They haven't seen their darling little alchemist in weeks now, because they spent all their time adventuring in Monstadt. Since his office is just a hop and a skip away, they decided they would visit Albedo.

Their heavy steps echoed off of the walls of the winding hallways around the Knights of Favonius headquarters.

Archons, I haven't seen Albedo in so long... I wonder if he's thought of me...

Little did Y/N know, the alchemist had been thinking about them. Quite a lot, in fact. Like, obsessively.

As they approached the tall wooden door to his office, they heard him talking to someone. With the timid and whispery voice echoing back, Y/N assumed it was Sucrose.

"So, Master Albedo, the results of the recent experiments have been going quite well."

"I'm glad to hear that, are their any more concerns with specimin NRE30-"

--

They took a deep breath before:

*KNOCK KNOCK*

"Sorry Sucrose, I'll get it." Albedo said, trudging towards the door and straightening out his coat. He swung open the door to reveal-

"Y/N? What are you doing here?!" he questioned, immediately hugging them. "I thought you'd at least be another week!"

Y/N was immensely thankful that there was not another week of monotonous travelling, for they feared even a day would stress them out so much they needed to take a long, long vacation.

"Thankfully, I got lucky." Y/N said, leaning into the hug and wrapping their arms around Albedo's waist. "How've you been my love?"

*ahem* "I'm so sorry Master Albedo and (mr, miss, or something else) Y/N, I'll be back later to report the rest of these-" Sucrose said nervously, blushing at the (very small) act of affection being shared between the two.

"That's quite alright Sucrose, I'll see you in a bit." Albedo ducked out of the hug, walked Sucrose out, and slammed very lightly shut the door after her, not very discreetly locking it.

"Oh, you know, I've been fine. Doing the normal, experiments, tests, practicing potions, and all of that. I'm so close on a breaktrough about the-"

"Have you been taking care of yourself 'bedo?"

He immediately backed into his desk and cast his eyes down, looking ashamed and embarassed, "Well... I slept about 4 hours last night... and I had lunch a few hours ago.."

Y/N walked over to Albedo, still looking ashamed. He avoided eye contact or as much time as he could, before Y/N grabbed his chin and tilted it upwards to look at them, "Darling, you know you have to take breaks from work from time to time... You need to be healthy to do your work, love..."

"I know, I know... I've just been so close to a breakthrough tha-"

He was stopped midsentence as Y/N pressed their lips onto his. Hard. He whimpered, leaning into the hand on his face and opening his mouth for Y/N's awaiting tongue.

They pushed him on top of his desk, and broke the kiss. He chased their lips with his, but they took their hand off his face and put it on his inner thigh, stopping him. He lit up in a blush so fierce that it would put Diluc's hair to shame, thighs shaking slightly when Y/N stroked their fingers closer and closer to where he wanted- no, needed for them to touch him.

"Y/N... please.." he moaned, the desperation already clear from the very, very evident tent in his pants.

"Please what 'Bedo? Use your words love..." they said, stopping their hand at the narrow junction between his inner thigh and the very evident boner he was clearly struggling with.

"Please... touch me... I beg of you Y/N..." He whimpered, pressing his thighs together around their hand, ad giving them the best puppy dog eyes he could,

"I don't think I can do that baby. You haven't been good at taking care of yourself..." they said, pretending to ponder their choices.

"Please... I promise I'll take care of myself more just... touch my cock please-AHN!" the breath was knocked out of him as Y/N lightly palmed him over his shorts. "Fuck! Archons, touch me more- Please! Y/N gods-"

They decided to do as he asked, because he'd asked so nicely. Y/N unbuttoned Albedo's shorts and pulled his shorts and boxers down. He whimpered when his cock slapped against his stomach.

"So eager baby boy, such a slut for me, hmm? All wet under me, and I've barely touched you... what a shame." They look down at the alchemist, and he looks up to see them grinning with the most shit-eating look he'd ever seen. And Albedo? Oh, he loved it.

"Yes! I've been so- shit! so needy for you! Y/N! I- I'm close!"

"awwww, baby... do you need me to make you cum?"

"yesyesyesyes, Y/N I need you- SHIT! PLEASE!" Albedo wailed and his legs shook as he came all over his desk."

"Such a good boy, Albedo."

end note: I WILL MAKE A PART 2 I THINK SORRY I COULDNT FILL THE WHOLE THING I HAVE BEEN HAVING WRITER'S BLOCK FOR LIKE 5 DAYS-

[mystical-lemonade]

Hii I'm the anon that made that clumsy reader request and I loved your writing so much <333 I'd like to request that same prompt but for the 2nd years. If the characters are too much than I'm fine with just Riddle, Ruggie and silver <3

Warnings: minor injuries (skinned knee, sprains, bruises etc.)

Wordcount: 1,695

Pairings: Riddle Rosehearts x gn!reader, Ruggie Bucchi x gn!reader, Azul Ashengrotto x gn!reader, Jade Leech x gn!reader, Floyd Leech x gn!reader, Kalim Al Asim x gn!reader, Jamil Viper x gn!reader, Silver x gn!reader

Wants to immediately wrap you in bubble wrap

Riddle doesn't know what to do with you half the time

Watches you like a hawk

"Dear take a step back. Pivot 30 degrees left. There we go. You were about to run smack into a wall again."

He'll say its because he wants to ensure that you don't break any rules, but we all know its because he's really concerned for you

Removes all breakable objects from places you could accidentally smack into within Heartslabyul

He tries his best to make sure you don't get hurt, but when you inevitably do, he'll bring out the first aid kit and help as much as he can

He's not exactly experienced in first aid but, he does his best. And thats what's important

Will take to following you around at a distance or just checking up on you a lot

May or may not abuse his dorm leader privileges by asking his dorm members to watch out for you and make sure you don't get hurt that often.

You now have a small army of people from Heartslabyul all trying to help make sure you don't get hurt while at school.

It 100% works.

Will absolutely make fun of you

He has never in his whole life met someone as clumsy as you

Ruggie may not have much sympathy towards you, but he'll always help bandage you up when you get hurt

He's done it a little back home.

It was too expensive to go to the doctor half the time so he got really good at helping his granny when it came to cleaning up his cousins' injuries

Will require payment in snacks for patching you up so nicely.

Its only fair after all!

"With the way you're flailing like that you'd think I'd have put you under Laugh with Me Hot Stuff. Shishishishi"

Humour helps alleviate any tension that arises when you break something expensive

And when Leona goes on a rampage because you shattered his window and disturbed his nap

Ruggie will be right there beside you as you run away in fear from the angry lion man

All in all, he won't save you from your clumsiness, but he will help out afterwards

Mostly disappointed but also kinda confused???

Really you shouldn't be expecting much help from Azul

Because his immediate thought goes back to how he and the twins used to walk like that when they first got their legs

Going from 8 lower limbs down to 2 was a trip for him. Plus Gravity? He was wobbling all over the place

But you, you're human. You've always had that many legs. So just? Stop??? Tripping??

"Why? Why are you like this Doll. Seriously, I learned to walk not even two years ago and even I can walk ten steps without falling flat on my face. Just. Stop. I beg of you."

Will lose his shit if you break anything in the lounge because you tripped over your own feet

Like lifelong ban kinda loses it

He may care about you, but the wellbeing of the restaurant and has to come first when your very presence spells out a disaster with all the breakable stuff around

The good news is he will fuss over you every time you get hurt

Scolds you about being more careful, probably would suggest you do a lot of the exercises that he and the twins did to get used to legs

They may or may not help

But due to the fact Azul sees you as a walking hazard, please do them, it'll prevent him from getting early wrinkles from all the stress he's getting from being around you.

Also confused as to why you're so clumsy

He didn't even have legs prior to 2 years ago so, you really should be better at walking than this

Probably the best person to be clumsy around

He'll usually catch all the things you knock over

Steady you with a hand when you almost trip and fall

"Careful now Dearest~ You could have gotten hurt there. You are quite lucky to have fallen within arms reach of me. Fufufu~"

Wrap up and injuries you get should you get hurt

However...sometimes he'll just, let you fall.

And he'll watch you with those maliciously amused eyes of his as you get up from where you landed

He'd make sure you weren't hurt too bad but still. Sometimes he just enjoys watching you flail a little

He finds your genetic incompetence at a basic skill endearing.

After a bit he may force you into doing the lessons he took to be able to walk normally. So be on the look out for that

Finds your clumsiness to be kinda fun at first

He could swoop in and pick you up for an impromptu squeezing session that he could hide as saving you from yourself

After a while though, Floyd does get bored of that. The novelty of you being a clutz wore off and now he sees it totally different.

Can actually be quite mean when it comes down to it

At that point he'd become kind of moody and refuse to help you any more.

"No Pearl! I'm not helping you pick up glass again. Its boring. Maybe if you'd stop breaking stuff I'd be having fun again."

If he learned how to walk normally after living 16 of his years without legs at and you still can't when you were born with them? Then that's on you

Any damages you inflict are your fault for not being able to human properly in his eyes

That attitude changes quick the first time you get injured enough that you either sprain a limb or start bleeding

Then Floyd refuses to allow you to walk anymore

Clearly you can't be trusted, but don't worry, Your Eel in Shining Armour will carry you everywhere you go, so you never have to put your feet on the ground ever again

And yes, if he finds out you've been asking he will get pouty and mad

Does he care that its an unreasonable and quite frankly dumb restriction he's placed on you

Not at all

So you better either ask for those essonne he got to learn to walk, or suck it up and never use you legs again.

He's actually way more concerned about your health than anything you could possibly break

Kalim would fuss over every bruise you get

He doesn't really know why you're so clumsy but accepts it as part of who you are

So he mostly tries to steer you away from sharp edges.

Reminds you of low hanging doorways

Or of that one uneven step going up to history class you always trip over

Tries his best to be supportive even though he genuinely worries for you

"Baby, are you okay? I saw that tumble you took there. Are you sure your ankle is okay?"

Convinces you to start dancing with him more often. It helps with coordination, so hopefully you'll have fun while also learning about where your body parts are in relation to the world so you stop hurting yourself all the time

You did give Jamil a stroke the first time you broke something expensive.

Kalim had to spend a while bringing him back down from that episode.

Wants to immediately wrap you in bubble wrap 2.0

Jamil is genuinely so stressed out by you being clumsy

Like at the rate you keep almost pitching yourself off of the balcony, Jamil will have a full head of grey hair before he's 20

He tries to be sympathetic

But after the 3rd time you dropped someone fragile because you bumped into a doorway in one hour?

He gave up

"You know what? Thats it. I'm done. No more of you flailing around like this Blossom. Either you learn to walk like a human and not a freshly born deer. Or i will do something about this."

Jamil will not allow you into the dorm unless you are riding on his back

He has hidden and locked away everything that you could possibly destroy

Thats right Jamil baby proofed his dorm room because of you

Good news is while he'll scold you for being so clumsy, he will bandage you up if you get hurt.

Will eventually beg you to go to the doctors. Because this level of clumsiness could be a sign of some underlying health conditions.

An actual Knight in Shining armour

Probably the most normal if all the second years when it comes to your clumsy nature

Silver will request that you allow him to escort you between your classes, as well as back home.

Genuinely very sweet how he does ensure that you remain relatively unharmed

Silver keeps his arm looped around your waist as you walk together

He'll guide you away from sharp corner and make sure to look out for things you could break accidentally

His reflexes are no joke either. He can catch most things you knock over before they hit the ground

All while he keeps his arm secure around your waist.

He is super caring every time you get injured, he even carries around a bunch of cute bandaids with little cats on them for you

"Love, please just let me take care of these for you. You fell down a flight of stairs, and skinned your knees. I can bandage them for you."

All in all, Silver is so sweet to you. 10/10 for a clumsy person looking for someone.

Thank you for the request Dear. The rules do say not to ask for more than 5, but due to how the fact i haven't been posting as much recently as I'd like to I did do all of them. However for all who are reading this, in the future please only request a max of 5, i repeat this post is a one time thing, please only request up to a MAX of FIVE (5) characters. Unless you're requesting the defined exception of the dorm leaders that is~ I do hope you enjoyed the post regardless.

If you liked the post and want to see more from me feel free to send me a request . See you soon~

Sincerely Jupiter

[astralselfships]

Hi there, Astral <3 I saw your post about holiday F/O gushing and honestly, I am having too many stupid F/O thoughts I'm trying to keep inside to avoid spamming my blog even more about him than I already do (it is legitimately a daily thing).

Before I start, I wanted to ask you if you prefer to be addressed as Ribby? All the previous asks I have sent I have called you Astral, but I figured it's worth asking what you would like <3

Anyway, I am feeling so, so, so much love for him tonight, it's not even funny - hehe. I had a really triggering dream concerning him last night but I have been getting a lot better recently and I am already back on my feet and loving him <333 Honestly, the other day I wrote all these proposal headcanons and I am so close to fleshing it out and writing an actual story about it because they make me so happy (however self-absorbed that may sound).

Honestly, this whole night has just been me wanting to kiss and hug him, but I respect the fact he may not want to, as I do not think he's very affectionate physically a lot of the time -- anything is fine with me as long as he is happy <33 I cannot really articulate, nor put into words the extent of which I love him, but take my word on that I truly and deeply love him!

I hope you and Omen have a wonderful holiday <3 Please talk about him some more if you feel inclined! You always listen to everyone so attentively, so I'll happily listen to anything you gave to say :)

'Ello anon! 🌸 Merry Christmas!! Thank you so much for joining in! One of my best friends calls me Ribby, which is a nickname I must give her credit for and which I've always loved. Astral is a good one too, so I accept both! Feel free to use any nickname you like more! Also if you come up with anything new that you'd like to use when addressing, I'm more than open, come at me with nicknames, I'm not afraid lol (^o^)

I think we can all relate to having so many F/O thoughts and getting all soft and warm over their slightest gesture or appearance, it feels like quite literally exploding with love and happiness! That's exactly why I came up with this idea and why I am so thrilled to read each and every message you guys send in! Nothing compared this Christmas with the warmth that your lovely gushes emanated at each letter <3

Also proposal hcs??? So heartwarming and valid! This is your sign to go for it and write that story ASAP if it makes you happy, anon! Don't hesitate to share it if you ever feel comfy ofc! I'll be your biggest supporter and fan honestly ^.^

And just because your F/O isn't that affectionate and doesn't show love in known, romantic ways, that doesn't mean he doesn't have strong feelings for you! He just shows it differently and in this house, we love unusual and less often talked gestures of love (my F/O doesn't openly show his feelings so I can only relate. Oh how awkward and clumsy he is, I get heart eyes just thinking about him...♡)

The way you talked about your F/O must have gotten him so so flustered and overwhelmed... I can tell he is probably head over heels for you! <3

*sees Omen's name, proceeds to die*

Thank you so much for the sweet words wkdndkwjx!!! Omen might seem like he has lost his holiday spirit a long time ago, but the way he curiously eyes everything arranged for Christmas, his interest growing more intense whenever I tried to bake the treats and goodies, his occasional soft touches and surprise hugs tell me otherwise, I knew it exactly one year ago when I met him. He's everything and I feel stuck in the impossibility of properly expressing my love for him! 💜

This is getting even longer than your ask, anon!!! Lol, I had immense pleasure replying! Please feel free to gush even more or dm me directly anytime, as well as anyone else who'd like to! I promise I don't bite.

Thank you so much and take care of yourself and of your F/O! I hope your holidays are the warmest!! <3🌸

[astrxlis-archive]

First of all, i- uh i- hahaha OKAY so the thing is the first time you replied to me @ Dan's blog, i felt like you pulled an uno reverse card on me 😩 and made me go 💓 ngl i didnt also expect our interactions to made it this far xD

And secondly, thank you for your kind offer c: i'll definitely keep that in mind <3 fox anon, you have my whole heart at this point😩💝 additionally, i do not wear glasses tho i think it's the screen exposure (?) Even if i've lowered it to the lowest brightness, there's really something different with wider screen exposure like in laptops.

Andd true, i agree with you starting with characters that you can relate to or could easily figure out their personalities first before working with the ones you're having trouble with. No pressure, take your time as much as you'd like since writing for the genshinblr community isn't an obligation to do and just for self-indulgent things.

Also, thank you for the guides you linked !! I have only read (well i just skimmed over it to be exact) the xiao one since the one for @/witch-hazels-musings quite contains a lot of info. And for your assumption, i honestly don't have any idea if i'm gentle but what i can guarantee you is that: I AM SOFT!!! like xiao. If you are needing some more explanation as to why i kin him, i also don't know but the quiz results were never wrong about that. Just like how i am undeniably an albedo kinnie too (yes either one of the two usually pops up in my results), i am a silent person xD very much npc behavior, really. This also made me curious as to who do you kin too,, well i do not want to intrude privacy or stuff so just tell me if you don't want to answer <3 ofc i will respect it why not

About your theme, well my question is that: do YOU like it? xD because that's what matters <3 well i dont mind you experimenting on your theme too if you felt like trying out new stuff! A change of colors isn't a bad reason to change your theme so all i can say is that just do what you want since it's your blog!! Any theme is fine for me as long as it doesn't use colors or combinations that could hurt the eyes </3 dw yours is pretty nice and soft to look at!! 💞

And, i see that you're also drowning in late assignments but here's what i would like to tell you: we're getting there and we can do this together!! Hehe, i'll be someone who'll give you support in these trying times as well <333

Lastly, i am very glad to have inspired u to reach out to penpal ely! I didn't knew about that in the first place until you told me. So i'm glad my decision of talking to them about the anon ask thingy actually did something different xD one thing i have learned about after being an anon (yes fun fact, my first anon experience was @ dan's blog so i was never really an anon to anyone before dan's and ely's) is that don't be shy to reach out and tell your favorite writers or creators that you love this and that about their works or theme!! Even if we assume that they knew others' appreciation already, telling them is also one thing that would absolutely make them feel nice :) so im really happy for you to be an anon with me @ ely's blog!! You also deserve that reblog btw <3 it was nice seeing you touch people's hearts in your short drabble— ngl i love your word choice 💗💗💗

Furthermore, i dont mind you creating a tag specifically for me!! And i definitely dont mind being called 🍰 anon too, unless you have... Nickname ideas? I might be open to that if you're more comfy xD

— lots of love, 🍰!

i-??????? i spent a while staring at the screen like “hello??” because same??????? dude at this point i think it’s fair to say we’re continuously pulling uno reverse cards and flustering each other djldjkas ( ⸝⸝•ᴗ•⸝⸝ ) i didn’t expect it either but i’m glad it did!!! thank you (once again) for reaching out 💖💖

oh man, look at the responsability you’re giving me – your heart?? i promise i’ll do my best to keep it safe uwu also yeah, it’s possible, especially when you suddenly start using it a lot or if you have chronic exposure to it 💀💀💀 but really, i hope you feel better soon!

thank you for the reminder about it being an indulgence. if i don’t monitor myself i start taking things way too seriously and end up burnt out lol and no problem!! take your time with the links! i figured they’d be a nice way to start for me too, so i decided to share.

what quizzes did you take? tbh i wouldn’t guess you’re an albedo kinnie lol from the interactions i’ve seen of you on other blogs i agree you’re soft, and i absolutely think you’re a gentle and kind person. maybe you’re more like albedo on the outside and xiao on the inside? 🧐 hmmm... about my kins, the one quiz i took told me i’m a kaeya kin, but honestly... i don’t see it? i see myself as more of a hu tao kin. i relate to her personality and world view a lot, i’m just a lot quieter about it lol and i love her little jokes?? like, they make my day sometimes 😅

about my theme, i do like it, actually! i think it’s looks nice, even though i’m not used to white themes because of the brightness 😖 but i’m glad you think it’s nice and soft!!

and dude YES let’s kick late assignments butts!! we can do it while cheering each other on!! and about the whole anon thing, i think it’s really funny and relatable because dan's was also the first blog i ever interacted as an anon, so this is another thing we have in common. i’ll definitely keep you advice in mind and work up more courage. I know i seem to talk a lot but i’m actually really really shy lmao

also nhgnhgnnhgnhgngg thank you for the compliment!! i hope my next works don’t disappoint. and about the nickname, i’m okay with keeping the 🍰 for you if you'd like, especially considering how sweet you are!! also, i now know you’re not very fond of sweets, which is really interesting, all things considered. i don't remember if you've answered this, but why did you choose it?

sorry it took me a while to reply! weekdays are usually super busy for me 😣 i hope you had a great day!!

[clumsyclifford]

hello!! i am back and on desktop this time. the blog is just as pretty. alex + yellow = v v attractive jfc. this is a long one so buckle in.

to begin: i hope you have the most fun on your day road trip and sing your heart out to atl and taylor swift. i love driving long distances and idk just driving in general is fun. have the absolute best time MWAH

my birthday is in november!! november 23 to be specific. i share it with miley cyrus which is something i always found to be very cool when i was growing up and watching hannah montana. it also means i am a sagittarius and funny little fact i realized is that my best friend is a gemini. alex and jack are also a sagittarius and a gemini. from being 13 i know that tyler and josh from twenty one pilots are also a sagittarius and a gemini. something about sagittarius and gemini besties idk.

also yeah!! ao3 year in review!! it's a bit complicated to figure out at first and if you read a lot the finding pages thing can be pretty tedious, but it's def worth it once you figure it out. it gives you a lot of different stats about everything you read and it's pretty cool. now i am going to go look at your fics to remember my favs. you deserve the praise so i am willing to offer it. jeez you write a lot i respect the motivation sm. you write quite a bit of angst and i won't lie i try to stay away from angst so i haven't read your fics that seem super angst-y based on the tags. BUT there are still so many i recall reading and loving nonetheless. on a quick scroll-through: i usually don't read high school AUs but "paint me in trust (i'll be your best friend)" was super adorable and lovely. "thank god i'm yours" is one of my favs iirc. also i love love love "it's not always easy (but i'm here forever)" like yes please romanticize alex gaskarth i love it sm. "i won't be silent (and i won't let go)" and "i fell asleep in a city that doesn't" are both super fluffy and romantic and are favs of mine. in case you haven't picked up on it i adore very fluffy and romantic fics lmao. alright i am continuing to scroll and there are so many more i could list that i love but this section is getting quite long. just know if it's about a kitchen or hotel rooms being for lovers i probably read it and adored it and that pov is so valid.

waterparks!! will not lie i only really started listening to them about 6 months ago having been distantly aware of their existence for several years by being a fan of bands in the same genre. listen as long as you let yourself be vaguely annoyed by awsten is prevents you from being in love with him. follow him on any social media platform for like a day and you'll be sick of him typing in nothing but all caps within hours. simply do not romanticize him and you can keep yourself from falling!! so this is coming from a slightly fake parx fan, but some of my favs by them have been peach (lobotomy), crave, numb, fuzzy, violet!, you'd be paranoid too, and lowkey as hell. that is a very songs-from-their-most-recent-album-heavy rec, but whatever. i did give the disclaimer about being a fake parx fan.

yeah hayley does have 2 solo albums now!! petals for armor and flowers for vases / descansos. pfa is the one i didn't really like upon first listen but has grown on me. i haven't even listened to the second one in its entirety oops but we won't mention it. dead horse is good but simmer (pretty sure that was the other single??) just ain't it for me. the album has some lovely songs but it's just a hit or miss album all the way through. some favs of mine on it include pure love, taken, crystal clear, watch me while i bloom, and why we ever. it's sorta a storyline album about healing if that adds anything to it?? but anyways. i started listening to paramore around the time after laughter dropped and it grew to be one of my fav albums in existence. idle worship is probably one of my fav songs like ever. i def understand being slightly put off by bands with songs that make religious references (me with twenty one pilots' earlier music that makes a lot more religious references considering i'm not religious whatsoever) but i think i am blinded by being in love with hayley williams and just ignore it. idk that she's like super religious?? she's addressed believing in god and stuff a few times but she's def not the "rub it in your face" type and if she's making refs in music more recently then they're subtle enough i'm not noticing them. ik albums like brand new eyes had a lot more because it was shortly after that the band split and the songwriting process was essentially her and ex-bandmate co-songwriter arguing about their religious beliefs (turns out he ended up being super homophobic and transphobic all based on his religion so do with that what u will and thank the clown for leaving). i feel u on the "i meant to start listening to them" because that's essentially how i started listening to them. i told myself i was going to and then finally forced myself to do it. fuck falling for awsten knight what's more risky is falling in love with hayley </3

also yeah!! you've articulated my feelings towards tde. every song is so vastly different that it's hard to like it all. #1 fan is pretty decent though, and that's not just my bias about finding both ross and his gf hot and a cute couple and getting to see them together and ross half naked in a mirror in the video nope not at all. he's my fav himbo!! he has no personality!! no thoughts head empty!! i still love him and his strawberry-growing saga on twitter tho <3 the hazard of being in love with ross lynch since i was 12. girlfriend better be a fucking banger and there's quite a few already released singles in the tracklist so i have hope. i believe my show is in chicago on november 19 which is a thursday. kinda sucks since i intentionally bought the chicago tix nearly two years ago (the show was originally supposed to be april 25 2020. lol.) because the show was on a saturday and i have to drive 3 hours to get there. obviously i can't speak for them as tde but r5 shows always fucking slapped and i can vouch for them (realized i haven't seem them live since 2016?? 5 YEARS?? wtf) so if u genuinely like them. would recommend going to see them.

anyways. i have not listened to luke's solo album yet. i plan on it. this has gotten so long but i tried to respond in all areas and even organized it in different paragraphs this time (thanks being on desktop!!). hope you are well. hope you have a lovely day. hmm what's a little "going on in my life" fact. i got new glasses a few days ago and my eyes essentially said fuck off because adjusting to the new prescription has left me with eyes that hurt and occasionally slightly nauseous. here is to hoping my eyes get their shit together. mwah LOVE YOU TOO - the other bella/cubs anon/idk

okay hi hello. i have put this off because holy hell it's long but let's do it. i am putting a cut because this whole thing is long even without my answer

first: the road trip was super fun thank you!!! i am intrigued by this information regarding sags and geminis, we should do some scientific inquiry. enquiry. i don't know if there's a difference between those words.

aha! well i tried the ao3 year in review thing and i would say it had about 55% accuracy but still i agree it's fun to look back at that kind of stuff. and i feel you on the angst thing i go through phases of writing angst-heavy stuff and then writing very fluffy stuff and it is entirely based on my mental state buuuut i have lots of fluff and i'm glad you found it all and that you liked it yay <333 KITCHENS ARE FOR LOVERS i will die on that fuckin hill. hotel rooms as well but primarily kitchens.

dfgjhgdlfkhgdfmj honestly i dont use twitter enough that i would see his tweets enough that that would bother me also the fact that he tweets in all caps means that i just picture him yelling everything he tweets which i find absolutely hysterical so i don't think that would help. i have added these parx songs to my listen asap playlist and will get to them when i get a chance thank you i am excited also i already know lowkey as hell and it slaps super hard so im very much lookin forward to the rest of these. merci merci

YEAH simmer was the one i didnt vibe with. and honestly i feel zero compulsion to get into hayley williams as a solo artist. i just don't vibe enough to want to do that so i doubt i'll be listening to her anytime soon but maybe if i hear the songs in passing or get super bored one night, idk who can really say. but yeah christianity typically puts me off of music (speaking as a very jewish bitch) although there are notable exceptions in the cases of thomas rhett and the driver era. i'm just not attached to hayley enough to be like ehhh this doesnt matter. does that make sense

FAVORITE HIMBO PLEASE HGSDFGDFGKLFGJ i dont follow him on twitter but i have seen some interviews of ross and rocky and tbh they're great i love the way ross speaks like i like his speech mannerisms and i like his FACE and HAIR and. yeah. i think hes pretty. and i think he and 5sos SHOULD collab i think that would be sexy as hell. can you imagine that. oh my god can you imagine a ross lynch/luke hemmings collab. i'm not even really talking to you anymore bella because i know you haven't listened to luke yet and don't have a stake in it but if anyone else is reading this long ass answer. ross & luke collab. okay im going to move on and not think about that now. but i probably won't see tde unless i get a job this semester because i'm trying to stop spending so much money on big indulgent things like concerts likeee i was in a really good habit of not spending that much and then suddenly i got paid for one summer and i was just goin Crazy and i need to dial it back. plus i wanna see ajr and noah kahan equally bad so like. i have to make some calls about priorities here. it's Much to think about

good luck to your eyes i'm sure your new glasses are hella cute tho!!! LOVE YOUUUUUUU