#also zane shirtless???

[dizzybevvie]

the worsties ever

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

LESBIAN POLYNINJA LESBIAN POLYNINJA LESB-

for extra context, please refer to the fic i wrote in my head :)

(under the cut is a close up of cole 😉)

her 😍

[razzle-zazzle]

Oh my god but Cole having an anacondrai tattoo in Betrothal AU makes so much sense and opens up so much potential drama. Snake Cole (snole). Cole can't copy the power of form to conveniently hide the tattoo so it's inevitably going to be revealed. and he's not even spying for chen! he's just here to find zane! Jay being so ready to get on Cole for it because of the love triangle and Kai's pissed because of the perceived slight of Cole making a move on Skylor before Kai could and Lloyd feels his world tilt for a moment as he tries to come up with an excuse and Garmadon is standing silently in the background stunned because he was not expecting this. Skylor getting off scot-free because she copied Chamille's powers while Cole wants to crawl into a hole and disappear. I was already going to have Cole stick around in the tournament longer (he was never gonna be put to work in the factory anyway so he never does get to unionize the workers in this au 😞 the one downside of this whole thing) so the tattoo reveal becomes the perfect setup for Cole & Jay's homoerotic fight in the tournament. Snole and Snylor and Snarmadon. Yes.

[citrine-elephant]

kinda headcanon that zane designed his entire fit via fashion design knowledge and stolen tech from mostly maliwan. and a bit of feral insanity that just overwhelms him into hyperfocus every blue moon.

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

zane titties please please pleaaase

y'all better appreciate Zane yiddies this time bc it went severely underrated last time.

also, i have a ko-fi! i might happen to draw more shirtless men if you pay me to...

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Any pijama head canons for anyone for when they have a room to themselves and when they have to share the room

Bold to assume everyone doesn't just have pair of ninjamas ghfdfd

Kai: Alone- Shirtless with some comfy baggy pj pants Sharing- T-Shirt with comfy baggy pj pants, or Ninjamas

Jay: Alone- Cartoon-Print t-shirt with pj shorts Sharing- A very sophisticted sleepwear set with matching top and bottoms

Cole: Alone- Shirtless with shorts, or sweatpants if its really cold Sharing- Tank-Top and basketball shorts

Zane: Alone- Ninjamas Sharing- Also Ninjamas

Nya: Alone- Whatever's clean/on hand, but known to steal everyone else's shirts Sharing- Something that could double as loungewear, if she's feeling fancy

Lloyd: Alone- Bold to assume he even sleeps Sharing- T-shirt + pajama bottoms, but probably also a hoodie

Jesse: Alone- T-Shirt + Shorts Sharing- Ninjamas, but Pink

Antonia: Alone- Shirt/Pants with ripped sleeves/legs Sharing- The most mix-matched yet comfortable ensemble you've ever seen

Harumi: Alone- Tanktop + shorts, no exceptions Sharing- Same thing, but with fancy nightrobe

Olivia: Alone- Shark Onesie Sharing- Probably This

Miranda: Alone- A really Big Shirt (probably stolen from her brother who stole it from Cole) Sharing- ...still just a shirt, but now with robe

Pixal: Alone- Will still be wearing her Sam-X outfit, are you kidding Sharing- Something pretty, if she's trying to impress (she always impresses)

Skylor: Alone- Fancy nightgown~ Sharing- Still a nightgown, but now with shorts

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Seeing that you've been here since 2012 is INSANE like you've witnessed it all huh. You've seen probably SO many weird and crazy things in this fandom like man that's so cool for you I feel...

ive def seen and participated in a lot of dumbass bullshit over the years LMAO. although notsomuch during the skybound-to-seabound era cuz i'd lost interest for a bit

Random shit I remember off the top of my head (plz feel free to fact-check):

deviantart era: (2012-2013)

that bright green ninjago ask meme

like, literally everybody making self-insert purple ninjas (sometimes orange, teal, or rainbow) and shipping them with their fav ninja

everyone making their own genderbends of the ninja. cole was almost always called nicole or colette lmao

people also naming their accounts (name)-the-ninja (or "teh-ninja", since this was 2012)

there's a non-zero probability that if you were in the fandom during the season 1 era, you're a furry now

naruto crossovers

half-snake ninja aus.........wonder who uh......who could've done that.....heheh (me) (that was my whole deal pre-nindroid!jay lmfao)

everyone posting like, doll-maker things they made of ninjago? especially dragon ones

(me) posting leaked screenshots of season 2 eps that i found on the lego wiki or smth lmao. this is also how i found out zane was a robot. i think i kept posting leaks when i moved to tumblr

legends of chima releasing and i thiiink it was supposed to be a ninjago replacement? like, legitimately? though a lot of people weren't happy about it. "furry gang drug wars" was a phrase used a lot lmfao.

tumblr era (2013-2016 for me) (may overlap with dA era)

everyone losing their minds over the shirtless ninja in ns2 lmfao

that one video of kirby marrow (rest in peace) saying cole was 14

that other vid of like, behind the scenes and it was the ninja's actors but like in-universe? it's where "cole bucket" comes from

also some behind the scenes vid with the actual voice actors lol

thinking back on this, im like 100% sure it was bullshit but when the end of rebooted aired, there was a rumor going around about fans being so upset over zane's death that they carved a snowflake on their stomachs. lots of people were freaking out lmfao

the rise and fall of "fucknoshittyninjagoOCs" (ashamed to say i heavily participated in harassing this blog even if i rlly didnt like the premise.........)

maypong

lots of tension with instagram cuz of all the art reposts. like. tons of reposts. i remember someone blocked me when i said to take something down but then unblocked me the same evening and apologized LOL so

roleplay twitter accounts (twitter was kinda not-as-a lot at the time)

nindroid!jay of course. its so old there was an update that was made in flash lmfao...

absolute fucking shitloads of AUs and headcanons. i dont think this has changed much but like. there were so many lmfao. entire threads

actually there's too many fucking AUs. im scrolling through my main blog and i cant fuckin find anything cuz ITS ALL THESE STUPID AU THREADS THEY AREN'T EVEN LIKE DEEP LMAO

ask-all-the-ninjagians

the absurd screenshot redraws i did. like they were super stupid lmfao. icr which blog they're on but they're on my comp still at least

ninjagians just. being a term used at all lmao

the ninjago fan-tournament during ns4. people would draw/write about their ocs doing whatever prompt was posted and then everyone came together to defeat a big bad snake man

tbh i started naturally losing interest during ns5, and then VERY QUICKLY dropped the show (and therefore fandom) when skybound came out lmao............... so i dont really remember a lot from this era and everything after

and now im back :D

i hope this is insightful! xD

[long-lost-mcguffin]

biff its still june trust what flavour of lgbt sandwich do each of the ninja eat

my joke answers

zane: it’s/it nonbinary

jay: he/him cishet

kai: she/her cishet

nya: she/they bisexual

cole: he/him cis gay

lloyd: they/them ace and cishet

pixal: they/she nonbinary

srs answer under cut i go into way more detail LOL

zane

-he/him

-androgynous with a slight masc lean. he doesn’t go for very femme/masc outfits unless the situation calls for it. that’s not to say he dislikes that sort of fashion, it’s just not his thing. he prefers simple clothes with simple designs and fits. he LOVES suits though, they make him feel mature.

-demiromantic heterosexual. very monogamous, politely shuts down all fan attempts to flirt with him. he gushes about pixal every chance he gets in interviews.

jay

-they/he

-non-binary with heavy masc presentation. realized they weren’t as cishet as they thought they were when he started dating nya. they felt like masculinity was an act they had to put up out of insecurity. over time he got more comfortable with masculinity(with nya’s help). he likes flamboyant clothing and gets a lot of fashion inspiration from vintage magazines.

-bisexual. with the support of nya(before and after their s3 breakup) he started experimenting romantically and sexually. when he started getting semi-famous for tv stuff, they definitely used it to his advantage to get hookups and paid it off with hush money. it fueled their ego in a very hollow way.

kai

-preference for he/him but it’s not that important to him

-is also very nonchalant about his gender, but his fashion style is function over literally everything else. his bright yellow skirt has deeper pockets than his cargo pants? he’ll wear it.

-questioning. considered himself hetero comfortably for a very long time, then after meeting skylor started to think about experimentation. he’s a flirt for the show of it, but actual romance and intimacy makes him VERY shy. dude is hella suppressed.

nya

-she/he

-always considered herself a very masc tomboy, she looked up to kai a lot during their childhood and sorta subconsciously modeled himself presentation-wise after her older brother. sooner or later he identified as trans-masc and started using t-gel around s7. she’s also very function-oriented in her clothing but the aesthetics are a little higher on the list compared to his brother.

-also considered herself heterosexual for a very long time, but it wasn’t until after zane’s death in s3 that she really questioned his own sexuality. she did car odd-jobs around ninjago city for money and met all varieties of people doing it. eventually settled on pansexual with a preference for masc people.

cole

-he/him

-trans man. loves his masculinity and being a teddy bear. started crying when he grew in a patchy beard because it was so euphoric. started doing testosterone in secret pre-s1 and got bottom surgery during s7. there was a lot of cake when he got home from the hospital.

-knew from a very young age that he was not straight. wanting to rebel, he started sneaking out with the boys/girls from his dance classes during recital rehearsals. after zane’s death in s3 when he moved to the forest, he started to realize how gay he was being around all the shirtless men.

lloyd

-all pronouns, no preference.

-intersex, didn’t really give his gender much thought until after s5 when she began feeling SEVERE impostor syndrome and dysphoria after morro’s possession. began a process of “reclaiming” her body by binding her chest for a while(with cole’s help), which then lead to t-shots and top surgery. now identifies as non-binary with a masc lean.

-bisexual with a heavy preference for women. she definitely wrote a few fritz donnegan x reader in their Darkely’s note books. Had a few crushes on some of their fellow students, but never really pursued them for fear of being not evil enough. becoming the green ninja and getting super famous overnight means he got a LOT of fans asking him on dates. after the first 8 failed dates, they stopped being interested in romance until harumi.

pixal

-she/he

-demiromantic pansexual. like his partner, very monogamous and is not interested in anybody else. she experiences aesthetic attraction often and loves fashion as gender expression. gives compliments on outfits as often as he can.

-genderfluid. designed herself a bunch of different outfits while in zane’s mind when she had the time. he wanted to try masculine clothes for a very long time, but was worried zane wouldn’t be attracted/supportive. being samurai x was her avenue to discovering gender fluidity, and after revealing himself as samurai x, came out to zane in private. he supported them full-heartedly and lent her some of his clothes.

[autumn0689]

Alan Wake 2 SPOILERS!!!!!

They really made Thomas Zane hot and slutty didn’t they? His shirt open revealing his chest, calling Alan a ‘handsome devil’ LICKING NEAR THE CAMERA IN THE MONTAGE OF ALAN AND ZANE!!! Also when we see him for the first time he is shirtless before manifesting one but of course, keeping his chest exposed. I also love his hair. Like LOOK AT THIS MAN!!! He may be sketchy, but good lord he is so FINE!!!

[bunny-heels]

Tell us more about your take on Zane. I believe he has given in to the bad side of things. However, he is a delicious evil that we would like to try ~~this bitch stole my sanity 🙏🫡 when she appeared shirtless on a bed with her back~~ but back to the question why Scratch didn't use Zane to leave the dark place??? Or did Zane just give up on going out and just want to do his art??

god Zane....

for one, im fairly certain the actual Zane and Barbara are fully dead. Alan used whatever he knew about Zane to make him a guide, similar to the Dark Presence using Barbara as a host body.

being honest, i think the Zane we get in the second game is Scratch, 100%. im not sure why he went with making him a film maker. maybe because Alan knew about the Casey movies that were being made and he used that as a way to mock him since he clearly hated them.

but i also think Zane+Scratch is Loki. since on the Old Gods site it said he was known for being a big problem in the group and was almost kicked out until he just disappeared on his own.

would also explain why he just never fucking mentions Barbara despite her being very important to him in the first game so.

but other than that i do think he's very silly and very clearly pansexual with a high libido and is always on at least one or two shrooms a day. someone on twitter posted a video of dialogue ive never seen before where Alan asks Tim about meeting Scratch and Tim's like "yeah he was smoking and very touchy-feely and ran away when i told him i was a cop" and Alan just going "that. that wasnt Scratch."

that man wants to fuck soooo bad someone's gotta sleep with him at least once to get him to shut up

[pack-coven-thing]

Aaron Lycan - Fallen Ashes

@romeave-wives-club <- rewrite partner in crime

"official" character page - tundra design

Without further adieu, and without spoiling too much of the plot since we do intend to write a proper fanfic with this rewrite, I present: Aaron Lycan!

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- 6'3 Bear

- DILF

- He/him

- Autism

- Shad's reincarnation

- Aphmau and Zoey's babygirl

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First introduced as "the stranger", Aaron was a mystery from the beginning. His motivations weren't known, nor his backstory, and for the gods' sake Aph thought he was an old man!

He isn't shown again until his "official" meeting with Aphmau, operating in the shadows. He had been watching Zane's actions, entirely against whatever empire O'Khasis was trying to build.

So when Zane paid a visit to Phoenix Drop, and O'Khasis ships were docked, he knew something was happening.

He figured out there was a spy, someone from within- Phoenix Drop was always so independent. He hadn't been here since Malik and Matilda-

Which placed particular suspicion on the twin lords who just-so-happened to be in the place of the lovers.

He observed at first, watched from the shadows. He watched as the eldest Ro'meave- he was meant to be dead?- was happily close to the lords, as Aphmau- the girl he had *saved* in the tundra- spoke with one of the Jury of Nine. Just far enough away to not catch what they had spoken of

He cornered her, alone with none of her guards around, and had plans of ending her, getting it over with. She was obviously a spy, along with the other lord-

But he hesitated. There was something in her eyes, something almost- familiar? No, it was probably just fear. Good, she should be afraid- serves her right for being the spy for such a no-good, murderous-

"Wait, please!" Aphmau used his hesitance to ramble. And she was good at it, she nearly begged him to let her protect her village, and begged for him to recognize who she was.

In a split-second judgement, one that could have him killed if messed up, he let up- slightly. Just enough to be slightly less deadly.

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Zoey

He went into Phoenix Drop with some, disturbing news. To him, it was normal intel, something that would come up in any lord's ruling-

But after his meetings with the Lords, he could tell they hadn't come to the verge of war yet. Instead of being able to slip in, talk to one of the two, and out- he got a kitchen knife in his face.

"Who are you?"

He'd never admit his first thought was that she was gorgeous, because his second- and much more pressing- thought was this woman has a knife and he didn't want to kill within the lord's house.

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Jacob

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Design comments!

So! His tundra design has a thicker beard, at least is meant to, and has more layering to his clothes. That's the main comment here, don't make the man shirtless in the snow

He had no reason to cover his eyes with a bandana, so instead his hair is simply too long. Once neat-cut long hair, shorter in the front- *almost* having fringes, grew out. He doesn't bother to cut it, he can see his surroundings just fine

Red is a pretty expensive dye back then, so I like to imagine his jacket was once the red we see in his skin- but it's been worn and dulled from years of use, and he refuses any other jacket as his primary one (it became a comfort item of his)

I gave the man a shirt, he does take his shirt off when training, but he also doesn't walk around shirtless 24/7

You can't see it in the drawings, and I messed it up on the tundra drawing, but he wears silver buckles & jewelry due to it being a weakness of werewolves (Aph & Zoey later bully him into wearing gold due to their werewolf friends existing)

His beard gets progressively shorter as Aph tries to teach him some semblance of "can I at least see your face? Irene, how is it even that thick-"

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other comments

"Aaron 🤝 Zoey Holding a sharp object to their future partner's throat" <- Cam

"AARON AND APH WORSHIPPING ZOEY BECAUSE WHAT IS BETTER THAN HAVING TWO GODS WORSHIP A LOWLY MORTAL-" <- Cam

Jacob does have lore, and he has a story beyond what we know ;)

[nerdyenby]

netflix live action atla reaction

Ep 1

I don’t feel like the opening sequence actually added anything to the story. I mean, it gave the other nations some more agency I guess, but it doesn’t actually accomplish anything, at least not at first glance

Kyoshi voicing the opening is so random what the

I’ve heard criticism about the show starting with Aang and I agree, but I also think that the point of remakes is to give us different perspectives on the same story. I’m not a huge fan but I don’t hate it either

The bending looks so weird, not necessarily bad, just off

Idk how I feel about the southern water tribe seeming so much more built up, it kinda diminishes the first impression of what the war has done to them

Other people have already talked about them butchering Katara’s character so I’ll just say yeah and move on. Hopefully she’ll grow into herself and become more confident and proactive, but I guess we’ll see

Iroh don’t feel like Iroh tbh

Gran Gran reciting the og intro is painful, we already got this info three times in the past twenty minutes queen

Katara, kindly never liken your loss to Aang’s. You just met this kid who just found out everyone he’s ever known is dead, you don’t know him and you don’t know what he’s going through. You can empathize with his grief, but don’t act like it’s the same please

So far my expectation of “mid” has been holding true but the scenery is beautiful and the establishing shots are absolutely stunning

“Protect those who can’t protect themselves” ZANE NINJAGO?!????

Ayo Zuko kinda in character?!??? Who wudda thunk

“Let’s go save that weird kid” Yeah!!!! Sokka!!!!!!

Kick their ass Aang!!!!!

Ok but we’ve seen him fly without the glider several times now, why does he need it?

Ok, yeah, I’d kill for Sokka/Aang bromance

Ep 2

Iron’s saintly patience makes it’s debut lol

MOMO!!!! He’s so ugly I love him

If Gran Gran had the scroll the whole time, why did she only just now tell Katara about it? Her letter just says that it’s dangerous but the fire nation hasn’t come to their village in years

“But most importantly, you must have- sticky rice!” “Uncle, we don’t have time for this” oh, now we’re getting somewhere!!

This show is so stupid, I love it

Suki best character after four lines of dialogue real not clickbait????

Shirtless guy per episode: 2/2

Katara’s outfit is so pretty!!! My irl watched the show before me and said the costumes are good but feel like costumes and I second that but it’s fun seeing how they interpret the og outfits

Suki is playing with him and having too much fun with it, as am I

Aang being afraid of himself is such a good decision, really reminiscent of his reaction to burning Katara in original

Ewwww romance /hj

Obsessed with the discussion of what it’s like being a nonbender and the extra steps you have to take

Yeah ok, they’ve already done Suki better than the original

Kyoshi boutta throw hands with a twelve year old fr

Women win these

Dang, Sukka kinda cute

The cgi is decent but Momo not having a shadow is so distracting

Ep 3

That’s… that’s Azula…

A resistance??? Epic!! I’m sure everything will work out just fine for these kids

I’m so excited to see what they do with Azula

Don’t love Aang teaching Katara instead of the other way around

“What makes you think we’re outsiders?” *Katara and Sokka look pointedly at their bright blue clothes*

Teo my love!!!!!

The inventor’s actor looks so much like him, I didn’t realize he didn’t have a name in the original lol

Ewww stop hitting on her Jet istg

Ok stop, you’ve fundamentally misunderstood Jet as a character. He does not think he’s cool, he doesn’t give a shit. He thinks he’s right. He’s too angry to care about charming people. He’s a boy hardened by loss and war, he’s not a fuckboy for pete’s sake

I really like this take on Sokka: he’s smart as a whip but was born and raised to fight, he’s never had the opportunity to take himself or his ideas seriously

“We don’t need to be afraid of our pain, we just need to decide what we’re going to do with it” that’s the good stuff right there

However, it is not escaping my notice that Katara only improves when guys give her advice

The blasting jelly looks so stupid

Ep 4

Bumi time!!!! I really do wish Aang mentioned him earlier

It’s giving season 2 finale and I’m here for it

Ok I’m kinda into this, the way it’s folding aspects of different episodes of the original together is really making it a distinct story. Still against live action remakes on principle, but it’s at least doing something interesting.

Bumi my love!!!! He’s so silly and unhinged, I would die for him

Katara popping off!!!!!! Love her taking ownership of her power

I really like Bumi getting into how he’s seen all the devastation of the past century and that Aang doesn’t know what that’s like, his rage and pain is so important to me

Oma and Shu lesbians?!????? /vpos

I am so glad their getting into Iroh’s actions as a general, it hurts but it’s something I missed in the original

DAMN lil zuko deserves the world, man

THE ‘LEAVES FROM THE VINE’ MOTIF GOT TEARS IN MY EYES INSTANTLY, WHAT THE HELL???? Atla has me in a chokehold and always will tbh

I really like that we’re getting Sokka and Katara bonding in the cave of two lovers. Romance is OUT family is IN!!

Zuko is kinda crushing it

Platonic love for the win!!!!!

Katara is so quick with it!!!

Bumi getting the emotional confrontation he always deserved my beloved

Aang’s lil “is that really so bad?” I love him so much. The only way the world can heal is childlike hope and an unwillingness to sit back and accept tragedy

“Home? Everything I need is on this boat” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ep 5

Sokka is a mess this episode, good for him

Heibai my beloved

This whole episode is so fascinating, I’m just along for the ride lol

Ep 6

Roku is so silly goofy and for what

June girlbossin’

Ew why she up in Iroh’s face???

Blue Spirit time baby!!!!!!

Zuko and Aang actual conversation time?????

The boys are bonding!!!!

What the fuck?! They made his scar less severe???? Zuko has a vision impairment, how dare you take that away

Zuko’s crew being the division he refused to sacrifice is everything, actually

Bro I thought there were only six episodes, if it ended there I would’ve lost it

Ep 7

Zhao SUCKS, man gleefully tried to murder a child

I knew the wolf was Yue

Making Yue a spiritual leader is a move I respect, idk how I feel about her being a waterbender now

I don’t know how I feel about Yue’s characterization, her personality feels weirdly unnatural

No one told Kuruk that friendship is magic ig

Kill that man Katara, you can and you should

Rare Aang L

“So no plan?” “… I’m working on it, uncle” love them

Sokka popping off!!

“Go kick his ass” how did I know he was gonna say that lmao

Did her hair fall down lol, that was so forced

Ep 8

I saw it coming but I like the other waterbending women getting a role

General Katara my beloved, I don’t see people putting her in leadership positions post-war very often but she deserves it, she’s a great leader

Don’t think I like the moon and ocean spirits only visiting, feels like an odd and unnecessary change to make

THEY KILLED MOMO?!!??!!? WHAT THE FUCK?!????!??!!!!

Nvm he’s fine

Aang telling Katara to go easy on Zuko!!!!

We’re really ending the season without Aang waterbending a single time lol

Conclusion

It was enjoyable!! Not great but pretty good!!! It starts slow but once it gets going it does some really interesting stuff. I’m not a fan of all the changes they made, but a few of them are ones I’m very glad are there. The effects are decent but whoever is doing the fake beards needs to be fired. Definitely some choices made that I don’t like regarding some of the characters (specifically Katara and Iroh) but it overall is distinct enough from the original to be a worthwhile watch and also pretty fun

[spicyicymeloncat]

Have this elaborate Zane doodle because I’m struggling to draw and I’m trying to put things on the screen (at 3 am).

[fandomrecycling]

Okay Ninjago Fandom Listen the Fuck Up

How many cursed memes have we created?

I know Zane Ninjago, Oncler Morro, Lasanga Arm Cole and Traffic Cone Lloyd all happened this year. We all call Zane a Traumatized Refrigerator. Wu is a Simp and Garmadaddy’s a Chad, that’s just Cannon. Are there any for Kai & Jay? What other forbidden memes are lurking in the depths of our discord chats and threads?

[y0urlittl3ang3l]

More headcanons I have because I do a lot of thinking in my free time.

When Levin first said 'Dada' it was in the guard tower as Garroth had to bring him to a meeting while Zoey was busy.

All the guards were super happy and the meeting was forgotten as they decided celebrating was much more important than the meeting.

Laurance has bonding days with Malachi where they just hang out and Laurance answers many of Malachi's questions.

I've been thinking about the ages of Garroth and Laurance's children and I need to fix them 🥲

Levin: 0-3(first 'season'), 10-11(second 'season'), 13-14(third 'season')

Malachi: 900 years old in all seasons, physically- 5-8(first 'season'), 15-16(second 'season'), 18-19(third 'season')

Ari: 0-1(first 'season'), 8-9(second 'season'), 11-12(third 'season')

Celestine: Not born(first 'season'), 0-1(second 'season'), 3-4(third 'season')

Orion: Not born(first and second 'season'), 2-3(third 'season')

Garroth is very oblivious and Dante and Brian once made a bet on how long it would take for Garroth to realize Laurance's constant flirts

Brian won the bet as it had taken Garroth a year to realize when Laurance finally snapped that he had been flirting for a long time.

Dante lost 10 gold coins that day

Laurance sleeps shirtless

When Garroth and Vylad reunited Garroth was full on sobbing and apologized for leaving without saying goodbye and that he couldn't protect him

Jeffory and Garroth are actually very good friends

Jeffory doesn't die fyi

Jeffory is apart of the Phoenix Drop guards actually, I really like him.

Before Laurance and Garroth became a thing, Laurance dated Jeffory because his voice reminded him of Garroth, they stopped dating a month in because somehow they both admitted they liked Garroth

Jeffory said yes to being Laurance's boyfriend since he thought he'd be able to get over Garroth, it didn't help

Jeffory is Pan

Katelyn and Jeffory have a happy life together(sorry Travis)

Garroth has Shield Magicks and they get more powerful in his Edmund form

Garroth has decked people for being rude or overly flirtatious with his lady friends

Garroth's reason for turning to Zane's side is because he saw Laurance and Jeffory kissing like literally actually kissing, he hadn't realized they were in a relationship and got missed that Laurance and Jeffory didn't tell him out right and Zane convinced him into thinking Laurance and Jeffory didn't trust him enough to tell him, it was a break up kiss cause I'm making that a thing now.

After Laurance absorbed the relic in the Irene dimension and Zane tried to kill him, that's when Garroth started to become torn between the two sides and who had to protect. So he protected them both from each other for months before Laurance finally talked some sense into him

Dante and Zoey watch Levin and Malachi for Garroth and Laurance while they were in the Irene dimension

Travis thought Garroth was pretty hot when they first met, but knew it was meaningless to go after him.

There's a list of people who would've liked to be in a relationship w/ Garroth: Laurance, Jeffory, Blaze, Aaron, Aphmau, Katelyn, Travis and many others who refused to be named.

Garroth was only aware of Laurnace liking him, he was only aware because Laurance straight up told him

Jeffory eventually told Garroth about how he used to feel about him, they joke about it now

Katelyn and Jeffory now also joke about how they had the same taste in men at one point

Jeffory is 6'4

One time Garrance and Jefflyn were trying to get under the mistletoe at the same time and then Jeffory and Garroth back up into each other

They had to kiss because Aphmau demanded it, rules are rules. Laurance and Katelyn were laughing their asses off at that point

Jeffory didn't mind, he'd be lying if he said he didn't enjoy it-

When Jeffory bleeds his blood is gold

You know what, at one point Travis joins Jeffory and Katelyn's relationship.

KC and Aphmau are the shipping duo and they have OTP's they ship and fangirl together when any of their ships interact

Laurance and Jeffory used to complain to each other about how oblivious Garroth was.

They still do actually, Garroth just slightly less oblivious now

Jeffory and Laurance are the only ones who can keep up with Garroth, they're very proud of that

Jeffory almost beat Garroth once, until he had knocked off the blonde guards helmet and froze at the sight, Garroth gained the upper hand and pinned Jeffory to the floor

Jeffory can not get over that he got distracted during a fight and didn't get to ruin Garrorth's win streak

Dante would be a total Malewife, you can't deny that

You know who else is a dense motherfucker? Fucking Jeffory, we all knew from how he didn't realize Katelyn's crush on him

Garroth's comfort food is chocolate chip cookies, his mother used to bake them for him when he was sad

Jeffory's golden sword can turn people to gold when he injure them with it, it wears off once the wound is healed halfway

He's accidentally turned himself to gold once by pricking his finger on the tip of his sword, he did not have fun

Jeffory didn't meet his old wife so no more Abby-

Garroth, Laurance, Jeffory and Dante are a quartet

Levin became super attached to Garroth after he came back from the Irene dimension, refused to let go of his father for a very long time

When they came back Dante joked about how he was catching up to them in age

Dante and Brian got closer during the timeskip, Brian is Nekoette-Tan's God father

Brian isn't a spy, I refuse to include that.

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More feral Zane au head canons

- He listens to Nya more than the boys. He can be a bit onery, a pain in the ass.

- He gets the zoomies at exactly 5am almost every night. Sometimes he leaves the monastery, sometimes he annoys his brothers by staying inside and zipping around making noise.

- He stomps his feet as warnings. Not both at the same time but just one, hard into the ground, and evenly spaced in timing. It is a warning to stay back, go away or he's going to attack. He doesn't allow himself to be backed into a corner. He holds his ground right away and takes care of the threat as it appears.

- He builds stick forts. He's really good at it. Not only do they hold up very well they also look amazing.

- Very very very light sleeper. Lloyd's hearing is around the same so the both of them can hear things before the rest of the team can. Zane always perks up when he hears something suspicious, this always scares the team when he does this because he never tells them what he can hear. He snaps awake at the slightest sound and due to being a robot he doesn't have to deal with grogginess.

- He can make this startling sharp yet deep sounding snorts. The snorts are really more of a sharp exhale of breath, but it sounds like a beast. He only does this when he's angry or play fighting. He knows it's play fighting when it comes to his team and will not seriously hurt his team mates, just a lot of pushing, shoving, yanking around, that kind of stuff.

- Zane, Lloyd, and Pixal all sun bathe when it’s nice out. They just lay out on the ground or in the grass soaking up the sun. Lloyd uses Pixal or Zane as a pillow most of the time.

- When the team was just Jay, Cole, and Zane and they were just getting to know Zane they decided they wanted to test how feral/intelligent he is. They also just wanted a laugh so they did that goofy prank you do on pets when you drop the blanket and run behind the wall so it looks like you vanished. Zane just started eating Cole’s candy he had left near Zane as fast he could.

- Due to news spreading that Zane was raised by tree horns the once forgotten species was dragged back into the light. Zane helped publish more research on these creatures sense he was the only one that could interact with them. For Zane he is doing this to preserve the species, to try and protect them.

- The team was a little worried when a thunder storm hit during one occasion because it was the first thunderstorm with Zane. They thought he was going to freak out. Turns out it was Cole that was freaking out and Zane was just as calm as always.

- Kai and Nya had the worst first impression of him when they joined. They ended up accidentally meeting him first. He was shirtless, covered in dirt, and digging around. The paused, stared at them over his shoulder, then darted away.

- Wu was PISSED when he found out the team got Zane hooked on pizza and video games. Ooooh he was mad.

- for someone that grew up with wild animals he’s shockingly organized and clean. He picks up after himself, organizes things, and even picks up after others.

- Slept in the same tree house his father built. Samiki had already kidnapped his father so as far as he knew he had just found the tree house. He’s feral but he’s smart, he knows sleeping out in the open would get him killed.

- Zane and Lloyd did not connect or really interact with eachother until Lloyd was older. At that point Zane had died and come back in a new body. The loss of Zane made Lloyd appreciate Zane as a friend and he started doing things with Zane .

- It's warmer in ninjago then the snowy birch forest he came from. He can't really handle warmer temperatures but he doesn't complain. He always takes his gi top off and leave it off all day all night when they are not on missions or fighting. His ribs do show but that's just because he has a slightly wider built ribcage like structure.

- He can speak the language of tree horn. It’s really all about body language and the tone in witch you make noise that conveys points. You could yell and scream aggressive compliments at tree horns but all they know is that your yelling in an aggressive manor and take it as a threat, a challenge, or even think they have done something wrong. Tree horns can be affectionate with those of the same species and show affection towards one another for encouragement or a type of “misunderstanding” signal to one another when messages go misread. Zane displays this behavior with his team, an interesting look for them into what Zane used to deal with.

- He always could speak, always understood what people were saying to him he just couldn’t really bring himself to speak with so many people watching and counting on him.

- Borg was actually a little nervous about having Pixal and Zane dating each other. As a father he worried for his daughter, worried that Zane would become unstable and hurt his daughter. All this worry was based on Zane’s feral state. He approved of Zane after he found out Zane have up half his heart to his daughter. He gave him his blessing right away, beating himself up over judging Zane like that. After Zane died…He cried for days. He felt as if he had lost a son. When Zane was found alive Borg hugged that boy so tight, tight enough he was hurting himself.

- He makes little whimpers, sighs, squeaks, and little hums in his sleep. All of them are very brief and don’t happen a lot. The noises can be hard to hear.

- Sometimes he sleeps under his bed. He takes a pillow and a blanket, crawls under the bed, curls up, and goes right to sleep. He used to do this because he wasn’t used to the surroundings and the new people, now he just does it when it’s too bright or just for the hell of it.

- Dareth shockingly never got kicked! He seemed to perfectly understand Zane. They hang out together and eat snacks. They spar together sometimes.

- The first signal that Zane was starting to come around and bond with his team was taking food given to him. He dosent eat anything from people he dosent know unless it’s a restaurant. He first took food from Jay. Jay was also the first to become closer with him. He still gently pets Zane’s head like he did when they were awkward aqauintences.

- Cole nearly squealed when he woke up from a nap on the sofa to find Zane using his stomach as a pillow. He really had to pee but Zane looked so peaceful! He was stuck there for an hour.

- Kai wasn’t going to let Nya and Zane be alone together. He was worried Zane would bite her or something. He later found out Zane is more scared of Nya then Nya is of him.

- He digs. He’s seriously good at tunneling! He gets the depth just right so the tunnel dosent collapse. He has a sandbox that Cole and Jay made him. Different team members will randomly burry things in the sandbox for him to find later, mostly wrapped candies or other wrapped foods. He loves it. The team calls it “his diggies” it’s very cute. Zane later has to share his sandbox with Benthomarr witch he was fine with.

- His friends hold him by the back of his neck to keep him from walking away. Just a gentle hold. Pixal holds him by a loose handful of hair. She’s not pulling his hair just gently holding it, it dosent hurt him at all.

- He’s scared of spiders and snakes. He will get on top of something and repeat the name of creature until someone else takes care of it. He will kick the shit out of an oni but he freaks out over a little spider.

- He brings different team members different things but he only brings Pixal feathers and flowers. Those two things are reserved for romance in his mind. The fancier the feather the more significance.

- Friendship items he gives to those that are not romanticly involved with him would be: cool rocks, interesting shaped sticks, wood carvings, sometimes money he finds,