#am I going insane

[beemovieerotica]

sorry but trump flat out stood up and said "dont worry about voting, we're going to have the election fixed in 4 years" and cnn brings on some fucking centrist equivocator to be like "well maybe he doesn't mean that...he could be speaking in code....he could be taking to senior citizens..." uhh maybe when words come out of a politician's mouth about the nature of elections under their rule then we should listen??? to the words???????

[seriously-mike]

Great. Google is suffering from self-administered snake oil poisoning.

[ewwap]

Irl ghost/entity NSFW experience???

Ok I've had some crazy experiences recently and idk where to talk about it so I'm just gonna ramble about it here

About a year ago I woke up with something/someone rubbing my back. It was really comforting. I was asleep and then woke up but didn't open my eyes, and it took me a while before getting the nerve to turn around and see nothing. It stopped after that and I was kinda sad it did.

That happened again once or twice in isolated events a few months apart until I noted my furniture moves slightly?? It's very slight, like my swivel chair turning slightly where I question if it's really moving.

Sometimes lights will flicker or dim for a second when I enter rooms, sometimes randomly when I'm in a room.

Then this morning, I woke up and was doing that thing where I was awake and still had my eyes closed--and for some reason, I had the feeling someone was in front of me? He talked to me (I don't remember what I said) and I reached forward, like kinda in front of my head, and there was a dick. Like, I felt a dick. I opened my eyes and there was nothing, but I felt it. And it didn't alarm me, the presence actually made me feel safe ngl. I don't know what came over me but I started stroking it, feeling it, and teasing him--sometimes I would open my eyes just to see I was jerking off the air. He was about to come when I stopped, and dude, I asked him to fuck me. Did I say it out loud? Maybe, I don't know.

And I felt it. I felt him enter me, I felt him moving in and out of me. It felt really good. I was just ass up feeling a phantom dick. I kept asking him to rub my clit, and sometimes I would feel, like, this ripple of please on my lil dick, and I felt like I was gonna come and then it would stop. This happened for a while until I fell asleep again, and I woke up very horny.

Idk why I'm adding this last part, but all of this started before I began to develop sort of a monster kink. And now that I have it this happens.

Tumblr, am I going insane? I hope not cause, to be honest, I welcome this. I probably am though, or more likely I was dreaming. But the thing is I don't feel things in my dreams, I felt this. If he's real I challenge him to appear while I'm fully awake but goddamn I think I'm going insane.

[ringmastereyevy]

Chat the hyperfixation is hyperfixating so hard that the dents in my floor look like Bill Cipher

[atac-agent]

Hear me out guys!!

Is it just me who relates every damn thing , however little might be it be, with the Grishaverse but mainly the Crows?

Like start from History, move on to Economics, Pol Science, English, and holy moly, even Chemistry!! I remember stuff with SoC and CK reference and always find a way to compare them!!

[cler1csfink]

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[stinky-ahh-gay]

No one else heard Heather Chandler's voice when Athena said "Who's them?" In god games??? 😭😭

Istg for a second i had to look at the song to make sure ut was Epic

[knackeredforever]

Ok everything else aside why is Brian David Gilbert in like the first 5 minutes of the new hbomberguy video and no one mentions this or acts like it happened.

[sluttyenthusiast]

does anyone else see George Harrison in my quesadilla or is it just me?

[percabethluv]

all i have to do when i’m sad is picture walker and leah as percy and annabeth in the best percabeth scenes from like season 4 or 5 and all of a sudden i’m happy again

[dreontheclouds]

i’ll never outgrow my obsession for percy jackson im SO sorry for whoever’s gonna have me around when i finish the tv show and start rereading the books I’ll be INSUFFERABLE

[strawberryscare]

the loam farm couple being firbolgs - as in, a giant-kin race that is typically pretty peaceful. i’m literally frothing at the mouth i need riz on the scene YESTERDAY

[jajatoc]

Are these two distantly related

[gallusneve]

umm someone explain HOW

edit: I learned something new today

[awesomecoolswaggirl]

me: "oh wow, i finally figured out this thing i've been experiencing is called derealization disorder and dissociation/depersonalization tendancies. great! now i can finally put a label to this and not feel so insane!"

ocd: "um. actually. what if you're just faking all of that for attention? and it's actually just normal for everyone? and you don't even have the real symptoms? and you're lying to everybody?"

me: "... ok."

[s-3lliot]

Am I Going Insane.

GUYS OKAY LISTEN. THIS SONG IS SO GRETCHEN FROM MEAN GIRLS CODED. DOES ANYONE KNOW WTF IM TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE ISTG VALENTINO IS REGINA, VOX IS GRETCHEN, AND VELVETTE IS KAREN. THIS MAKES SENSE RIGHT????