#and BROTHERS

[justsuffilike]

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Dad, can you give me a list of all your children please? Also, do we have another parent? For completely malicious reasons of course <3

Oh, goodness me, give me a moment to consult my list when I get home and I'll get back to you -- there are a lot of you.

[ascendingtostardust]

a story in two parts (x)

[fanficsandfluff]

not me having iron clawwww tword thoughts/needs but you never read this ok?

[15-lizards]

AND BROTHERS!!!!

[technicolor-143]

Why can’t I have some good old sibling Kirishima and Todoroki fanfics? I just think they would be very neat

[notamamiboye]

Happy April Fools 2024

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

[juno-infernal]

my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings

[pinkdovess]

this meme is so niche

[shoezuki]

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

[thoodleoo]

it's me boy, the medieval scribe speaking to you inside your brain. listen to me boy. draw in the margins of your notes instead of paying attention

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[gummywurm-gaming]

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR