#and Deimos. hes probably the big bad

[hearts401]

mmmmm i wish to share my oc thoughts. hm.

[cerise-on-top]

Hiya!!! I'm new and I really like your fics:)

Maybe a Hank, Deimos, and Sanford (separate) with a S/O who is a bit insecure about their weight or curves?

Hey there! Thank you, that's very kind of you! Here you go :-)

Hank, Sanford and Deimos with an Insecure!S/O

Hank: He’s probably one of the worst people to go to when you’re insecure about something, anything at all. If you have a problem with your weight, then just lose some, it’s not that hard. It would take some convincing on your behalf for him to even understand a little bit that it’s not that simple, that it takes time and dedication and is just a pain in general. It’s not that he doesn’t care, but he doesn’t really know how to show that he does. He doesn’t have a way with words, he’s not very cuddly either. But if he sees just how much your weight and your curves bother you, he’ll try a bit harder to cheer you up. Although his words may seem harsh, he means well when it comes to you. Besides, he can just pick you up still, he’s always benefitted from a naturally good physique, so I doubt he won’t be able to. Will sometimes pick you up to show you that it’s not that bad. He loves you, he just doesn’t know how to show it properly. While he won’t ever comment on your appearance, aside from you being cute, he’ll try to help you otherwise. If you ever mention to him how you feel unworthy of being loved, he’ll tell you that it really isn’t a big deal to him. Hank wouldn’t be with you if he didn’t love you beyond that. Might get annoyed if you’re too insecure too often, but he won’t let it out on you. At one point, he’ll likely tell you to shut up and tell you the reasons why he thinks you are beautiful. Again, he’s not very eloquent, but he tries. Anyone who dares to make a mean comment about you will wind up dead very quickly.

Sanford: He has a healthy layer of chub himself, but he’s not insecure about it in the slightest. However, if you show any signs of insecurity about anything, he’s probably the best person to go to. Sanford is a very understanding guy and would try his darndest to make you feel better. You’re gorgeous, you should know as much, but it’s okay if you’re not aware of that fact just yet, you’ll get there eventually. He’s not too eloquent either, but he’ll tell you just how beautiful you are. Your softness is something to be cherished in rough and harsh Nevada. Definitely not above picking you up, laying you down on the nearest soft surface and just holding you for the time being. His hand will be above your stomach so he can squeeze it every once in a while. It just feels nice to him. You’re warm, you’re soft, you’re safe and for once he doesn’t have to worry about getting killed by some no one. Will also use your tummy as the perfect pillow if he ever feels like it, all the while complimenting you on how cute you are and how comfortable he is in the moment. Doesn’t take too kindly to someone else being mean to you. In fact, he doesn’t take too kindly to you being mean to yourself either. If it’s someone else who is making you insecure, then they’ll either wind up dead or with a few broken bones. If you’re being a downer then he’ll cuddle you and nuzzle into you all the while listing all the things he loves about you. It’s his goal to either get you to smile again by the time he’s done, or maybe even hear you giggle a bit. You’re the most wonderful grunt in Nevada, he wants you to be doing well, mentally and physically.

Deimos: If you ever mention around him that you feel as though you’re not pretty enough due to being curvy, then he’ll tell you that that’s fucking bullshit. Not only do you have a lovely personality, you’re also smoking hot to him. That’s one of the reasons why Deimos ended up with you in the first place, you’re everything he was looking for. Since you’re always there for him whenever he needs it, he’ll do the same for you. Like Sanford, he’ll compliment you on your appearance. You’re sexy as fuck, you should be aware of that. You’re royalty, you should carry yourself as such and watch everyone around you go green with envy. Although he hugs you fairly often as it is, he’ll do so more often from now on, just so he can squeeze you in his arms and feel how soft you are. You’ve got the perfect body and Deimos couldn’t have asked for anyone better. Besides, food is scarce in Nevada, you being chubby just means that you’re eating well, another reason why all those other grunts should be jealous of you and worship you instead. Again, if someone ends up being rude towards you, then he’ll break their skull or shoot them. Deimos has his ways of making someone’s life a living hell and he’s not afraid to use them when it comes to you. He’ll hug you, he’ll cuddle you, he’ll compliment you in a vulgar way as well, but you really need to realise your worth. Although it’s hard for him to abstain from touching you, on some days he won’t give you a kiss until you’ve said something nice about your appearance, that’s just how it be then. However, once you’re being nicer to yourself, he’ll go back to his usual self and smother you in love.

[multi-fandomsfreak]

totes plz write a white hank or jebus x scenemo reader. like big ass hair and stuff!! make reader rlly bright and colorful. i think it’s jus funny to imagine any of the main cast with a bright ass grunt funny teeheee :3

White Hank And Jebus With A Scenemo!Reader

Hey thanks for the ask

Honestly it is kind of funny if you think about it. On one hand there’s a normal grunt, just plain grey then there’s another that’s literally a grunt version of a glowstick. Also, I did both White Hank and Jebus because why not (mainly did so because their both my favourite characters besides Deimos). Hope you enjoy. ~Blaze/Dawn

Pronouns: They/Them

Warning: ⚠️Mentions of Murder + Slight mention of dead bodies⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: White Hank + Jebus

Proofread: ❌

Credits: Art by spingkalavan (White Hank) and FoReVeRDiRt00 (Jebus) on Pinterest + Banner by loverxcandy on Pinterest

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White Hank:

- Honestly when she first saw you and your style, she was immediately interested in it. The only colours she’s seen are different shades of black, white and red. Then all of a sudden a grunt version of a highlighter just appears.

- She’s definitely going to ask you about your style. She couldn’t really help it, it’s so interesting to her. She’ll be more than happy to listen to you rant about how much you like your style as well as every single detail about it.

- If someone even dares to judge you for your style or even worse insults you because your style is different, well time to say bye bye to them. Because they’ll be dead. She’s literally a female version of Hank. What do you expect? She’s not going to have someone talk shit about you all because you're a little different. It’ll probably go something like this:

+ “Do you see that grunts clothing? They look so bad right?” Two other grunts slightly chuckled to themselves as they eye you up and down. But before they knew it white Hank suddenly appeared beside them and said “care to repeat what you’ve said about them?” She said, already holding a weapon in hand.

-She desperately wants to touch your hair. It looks so goddamn fluffy to her that she can’t help it. But she didn’t really want to mess it up and plus she’s not really upfront when it comes to that so she ends up keeping it to herself until you’ve come to notice her constantly staring at your hair to which you asked if she wants to play with it and she quietly says yes. Of course you didn’t mind and said she could play with it.

- I’d like to think that she got you things in your style that reminded her of you. Well most of it was probably stolen from dead bodies and similar things but hey it’s the thought that counts, right? Maybe she might get some for herself so the two of you could match.

Jebus:

- When first meeting you Jebus was a little caught off guard when he saw your style. All of a sudden he saw all this colour on a single grunt. He wasn’t sure what to say about it but he wasn’t going to judge you for it so he kept silent about it, asking some questions here and there but overall minded his business about it. If you were happy with it then he doesn’t have any reason to tell you otherwise.

- Just like White Hank and carrying on from the previous sentence he’s going to ask some questions about it. It may not look like he’s interested in it but he’s surprisingly taking in a lot of notes about it. Keeping in mind about your style.

- Again just like White Hank if anyone dares speak ill of your choice of clothing especially when he is around, he won’t be so kind letting them be let go in one piece. Do they seriously think it’s best to disrespect someone he’s friends with? They must be stupid if they think it is

- I have a feeling he wouldn’t really be interested in things like playing with your hair unlike White Hank, one because he doesn’t want to mess it up and two he isn’t interested in those kind of things but to make up for it he does compliment you about it and your style just so it doesn’t look like he’s not interested in it.

- If he’s feeling nice enough maybe he might get you a few things that may go along to your style but that’s pretty much it. He’s not too fond of the style on himself but he does like it on you. But maybe a few times here and there he might let you do a little style makeover on him and try the things himself.

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[icebrooding]

STORY! THOUGHTS! (along with meta/fractal)

In chronological order as I go through;

"You're damn right Nephus, let us go in, guns blazing!"

I think its so cute baby kryptis are 'broodlings'. The adventures are pretty fun!

Love noticing new dialogues on-map!!!

Nephus telling Peitha to get behind us and her instantly running out into combat is perfect. She will make good friends with Trahearne in my fic.

Chapter 18 fucking destroyed me??

Like ok. Eparch terrified of Mordremoth? Scary shit. When you're this big of a threat but there is still The Bigger Fish...

Snargle books existing in Nayos (via thievery) made me wheeze.

Looking up the stairs and seeing the kryptis standing up the sides of it was so Good visually smh.

I joked earlier: 'what if Zakiros is empty'. not like this..... never like this...........

Going in That Room actually made me feel so... upset. The whole time I was going around freeing the essences I was just 'this is distressing. this is so, so upsetting'. I felt so oddly cold.

My theory that Eparch slaughtering that village was done purely out of nature and not out of malice, confirm. But on that note...

I still feel like there is more to it. I still think Isgarren had done something to Eparch. There is still something SUPER missing here. Their dynamic is shady to the very end.

I need to do a writeup on how Eparch was actually a Woobie, Destroyer of Worlds, obviously :/ /s

The horn and then the kryptis all standing down made the hairs on my arms stand on end lmfao

Confirmation that Febe was one of the other House leaders! Man, Nephus really was the only surviving one, huh... I assume Aurkus died at some point, anyway.

ISGARREN COMING IN AT THE LAST MOMENT LETS GOO. You did not get Midgarsormr'd, you scrungly prune of a creature.

Something about Eparch calling Peitha a 'princess' and then so specifically 'my blood' just makes me wonder if he was really her father and not her uncle. IDK, just thoughts for my brain...... its probably not but i love Thinking

Eparch's entire last segment really does make me think he was the 'well-intentioned extremist' that got extremely lost/messed up along the way. With all the dialogue about Nayos being so hard to survive in and how resources are so scarce... Eugh. He was a power-hungry tyrant who did such horrible things but the memories from his PoV give him extra depth that I can feel sympathy toward.

I feel like I need to write some kind of Commander/Nephus/Zantharon fic.

So many fic ideas. SO MANY IDEAS FOR WILDFLOWERS HNGH.

and since i just did the meta-

SPIDER EPARCH REAL. I WANTED SO BAD FOR HIM TO HAVE A FUCKED UP SPIDER FORM. YES.

FRACTAL!

GOD FUCKING WOW I CANT BELIEVE THE SAME DUDE THAT KILLED ISGARREN'S GF ALMOST KILLED HIM TOO :)))

deimos/cerus fight was a whew as a 3man team. i love the constant chaos of their mechanics all going off and giving me trauma like you'd never believe! oil! OIL! OIL!!!

eparch.... hah. that was not gonna happen lmfao. need to get our resident Fourth Man and then I think we'll be okay tho.

[rotshop]

How would the main madcom 3 [hank, sanford, deimos] + tricky react to finding out their s/o [gender neutral] secretly had a comfort plushie?

hiiiiii shorter than my usual stuff bc i didn't have too many thoughts on this !!! srry abt that ,, :( also might not be great bc i did this in one quick sitting and is mainly just 2 try and warm up to this again . lol

y'all excited for tricky plushy arrival soon

tw ; canon typical violence / death talk

Tricky

-HONESTLY???????? the normalest about it. unsurprised if he had picked up a few himself. they might not be comfort items persay but they're definitely some funny little guys he's got scattered around whatever makeshift shitshow of a 'house' he's got. (he kicks and swings his legs and talks to them about how one of his diy slaughter time contestants got brutally murdered that day)

-HE DIGS IT THOUGH !!! the first time he noticed he probably just flat out asked you about it. just kinda. "WHAT'S THAT ?" very suddenly no prompting. we love a unsubtlety queen. if they have any sort of elaborate reason you care abt em a whole lot then he's happy to hear if you wanna share !! might not have too much to say but he'll definitely listen. despite how loud he can be i think he's a fan of just hanging out and listening to you at times. he can't do it SUPER often just by virture of the near endless energy this guy's got but . there's definitely a few nights where he'll just lean against you while you go on abt something. he's pretty quiet and his shaking seems to dull for a time. it serves as a nice rest before you two do some crazy shit again.

-sleeps with said plushie in between the two of you or keeps a hand on it if you sleep with ur back to his chest. it's cute until he's partly laying on top of you and snoring. <3333 rip best friend. does it partly just for comfort (keeps you + something important to you close) and to keep it safer (he knows it's important to you and lord fucking forbid anything happens to it because he WILL tear someone to shreds about it. he sleeps pretty heavy until something's moving, then he's up faster then you can say 'it's 10am can i please go grab water.')

-if you were embarassed abt it at all he's just kind of . jaw drop . "CLOWN WOULD NEVER JUDGE !!! :(" type deal . like . have you seen this guy. are you really going to worry about cringe culture when you've got this undead clown zombie of a meow meow. are you really going to worry about someone making fun of you when your partner is slamming a stop-sign through someone's head as a fun little prank. if yes then he's going to be as cringe fail as possible in front of you. it's bad. /j

Hank

-ok controversial take but hear meout. HEAR ME OUT !!!!!! he's probably got something similar going on. it might not be with something as normal / obvious as a plush but . there are a few knives and jackets of his he barely even likes some people LOOKING at. he might not totally get the appeal / idea at first but once you explain that it's just something that brings you comfort and makes you feel better they just kinda 'oh ok.'

-NOT MUCH TO SAY ... they're pretty neutral about it. just like 'yeah me, my s/o and their plush,' there's really nothing big going on there. it's just something they associate with you and if it makes you happy then why should they care ???

-of course though they do care if someone else is giving you shit about it. then they very much so care. they actually care quite a lot. i don't think i need to elaborate much here i think this point somewhat says itself i think you know damn well what actions Hank J. Wimbleton would take if someone was going to give their s/o shit about something that makes them happy. it's safe to say you don't get to much of this- whether because people are smart enough to keep their mouths shut or because they don't live long enough for you to hear about it is really a toss up.

-they're honestly just happy you trust them enough to reveal a pretty vulnerable sort of secret to them, in a sense.

Deimos

-thinks its a LITTLE funny but less in a 'lol why do you have a plush /derogatory' kind of way and more in a 'hey check out my kick-ass cool s/o and their kick-ass cool plush' way . like . similarly to hank, he's just really happy you feel comfortable enough to hold onto em around him. he likes seeing all the different sides and parts of you a whole lot, and f one of those parts just so happens to be an attachment to a plush then ohhh good heavens he will swoon just as much as he does for every other bit of you.

-gets so used to it that he gets kinda confused whenever you don't have em. movie nights just aren't the same without the plush babe c'mooooonnnnn :( .... jokingly refers to the plush like a kid at some points to get a little laugh out of you every now and then. like tricky in that he'll usually sleep with it between the two of you, for similar reasons and also just becase uhhh it comfy . <3 it gives him a good excuse to stay huddled close to you which is especially nice because A) nevada is pretty cold at night and B) He Likes You.

-will get into an argument / fist fight if someone gives you shit for it most assuredly. if you'd prefer he didn't make a scene then he won't !! he'll totally back down and step off if that's what you'd prefer. just don't expect for him to not make a point to them at one point or another that 'hey, maybe fucking with the s/o of the guy who can just start fires at will and is pretty good at digging up just about anything in any sort of digital capacity isn't a great idea?? maybe not ideal?? for health or social purposes not a perfect plan???'

Sanford

-again . not much 2 write home about .

-in all honesty he just thinks it's pretty cute. similarly to the others, he likes seeing a softer side to you. there's just something about the vulnerability and normality of it he enjoys a lot. given he seems to show the most emotion in canon, he's a fan of having that sort of closeness with you. it's hard to properly put into words, he just enjoys knowing that despite the fucked up circumstances he's got someone who's got just as much heart as him by his side through it all.

-in a sort of roundabout way, having his hook and some medical experience lends itself pretty well to having a good enough idea of sewing to fix small rips and tears up should they ever occur. he's not the greatest teacher in the world, but he's deifnitely free to help you figure it out. if his hands linger after ghosting yours to fix your grip / positioning on anything then ohhh well (if you point it out he weakly plays innocent, you can call his bluff pretty easy but he considers it a win long as it gets a smile out of you.)

-might not get into any big fights if anyone's giving you lip for it but . that's less because he's letting it slide and more because he doesn't wanna cause a big scene and draw attention, given on any apprehension you might've had about revealing this part of yourself to him, he doesn't exactly wanna end up broadcasting that to just anyone. not 2 worry though !! he's good with words in private, so it's safe to say people'll lay off of you sooner rather than later.

[cosmica-galaxy]

Ohhh i'm gonna be real silly, self indulgent even, so here's a long one for you.

From what i've read the player is usually like 20 to 30 something years old, but like what if they were younger? In a world where murder is the norm, that can't be good for them, like I said in that one post.

I mean like yeah, you're not that yung but compared to everybody else in madcom? They would be so confused, how did a 17/18 year old (with godlike powers mind you) with no prior knowledge about weapons or firearms help them so effortlessly through wave after wave of danger. Back then when you hadn't been kidnaped you were so carefree yet caring for the boys and their health, now you're an anxious mess who clings to them for protection. Anything seems to set you off, smal sounds in the late hours of the night? The next day there's bags under your eyes, accidentally stubbing your toe or hitting your elbow? you're at the verge of tears, A gun goes off? Instant panic attack.

Due to this Doc wants to give you medication to help with the stress but he's afraid how your body would react to the medesun considering your different anatomy. so he (with your consent) takes samples of your body and studies them, like spit, skin, hari etc. Though he realizes that you seem calmer when you do smal tasks, so he assigns you puzzles to solve, things to reorganize and arrange to your heart's content, anything to get your mind off things, it's also kinda endearing and fascinating to him. It's not everyday you're in the presence of an otherworldly being, so in a further attempt at consoling you he asks about your hobbies, what you did for a living, you respond with short answers. It wasn't till the “conversation” went south and you started talking extensively about history, space and religion, among other things of your interest that were harder to describe, like games, and that they were in a game. Doc came to the conclusion that you just have an interesting way of explaining the unexplainable, like other worlds and dimensions beyond any grunt's understanding.

If you're this yung in Nevada of all places, and you react this badly to being misplaced into another world, fuck. Welp, congratulations, you got yourself a group of some protective motherfuckers, they would probably try to find a way to get you back to your own world, they can't stand seeing you this upset. Though in the meantime they would try to make it bearable. Keyword, try.

Deimos and Sanford would be like older siblings, Deimos the more chill and laid back that would let you get oway with things while Sanford is a bit more strikt, Doc is the resident's grandpa™  while Hank is the weird uncle.

Hank is very bad at comforting, big shocker, but if you want to be alone, he will leave the house, if you ask for a hug, he'll hug you. It's just that he doesn't know what to do next, so in the beginning it would be kinda awkward.

Sanford is a mama's boy, he's got more experience with stuff like this, kinda. He knows how to cook so comfort food is something he would be glad to make for you, if they have the ingredients, that is. Otherwise Deimos could stop by at Gils and get a burger from there. Hell, him or Hank could even bring you a hot dog from that one guy.

(heh, i've been listening to Shiny recently and was reminded of the line “i ate my grandma, and it took a week because she was absolutely humongous” and i can imagine Doc interpreting that as when humans grow with age they become taller and bigger. It's got the same existential dread of knowing the height of the teletubbies, if they are so massive and they're just infants, then how big are the parents?)

Also, if you were to have sibling(s) or parent(s) that you won't shut up about then that could imprint a “baby bird being taken from their nest and its parent is furiously looking for it” type of scenario so there's a sense of urgency in their pursuit of getting you home. If you're capable of changing time, materializing weapons and cars out of nowhere then what would your older family members be capable of? They may not get much from this but it's better than whatever wrath they could bestow upon them.

And like, Yo, platonic yandere SQ?

Skinner giving you a piece of candy after each check up no matter how minimal it was. Dave limiting himself by trying not to drink around you or as much if he knows he will be meeting up with you. Q Bert being wary of your sensitive hearing and puting silencers on the guns. Pava taking extra measures to make sure the food is to your liking. Bossman checking that the potential mercenaries he interviews don't have a motive to hurt you and are up to snuff with some very specific questions. Victor teaching you helpful skills if you find yourself in a tricky situation and he or the others aren't around to help. So in conclusion, no matter the circumstances they got your back, some in more subtle ways than others.

But that's if the SQ gets a hold of you first, or after, the Auditor and Phobos would be such a source of anxiety. The employees would have already known your age and have prepared for that, Phobos however? If there wasn't an age written in the file or a statement about your adolescence then he's sure to be surprised when he finds out his god is just coming of age. He would have to do so much backpedaling, not that he couldn't improvise but all those plans he made with you in mind were of you being an adult, not a “soon to be adult”. He's furious at himself if anything for not making the plans flexible enough if there needed to be changes. He had planned to take you on a tour around Nevada, a gala in your honer, a fucking press conferences. And considering the state you're in you don't even look like you could handle any of them. Ohhh. If he could die of failure it would be right then and there, but not in front of his god, despite feeling like he shot himself in the foot three hundred times.

And when the scientist trio catch wind of this, they all have pretty different reactions, Hofnarr might be curious and even eager to meet you but his concern outshines his desires once he gets the gravity of the situation. Christof, much like Hofnarr, was eager to meet you, until he realized that you're just entering adulthood. The actions of the employers enraged him that they would put you into a situation like this. And that Phobos constant attention seemed to keep you on your toes (god forbid if he makes you cry). He tries to make it better by suggesting that he's got something to show you, giving you an excuse to avoid the dictator. And Crackpot is just confused, if a  bit miffed that you're hogging Phobos' attention (unintentionally) everytime you decide to come out of your room. Hofnarr would probably do something similar like Jeb by giving you something to draw on, to occupy yourself if Phobos insistent rants get annoying.

Phobos doesn't want to undermine you but by how skittish you are he can't help but baby you, of course you're nervous, this isn't your world, not your home domain, he bets that Nevada couldn't compare, and from the little he's heard from you he's right to think so.

On another note, I feel like you would accidentally discover some of your powers with the scientist boys, you would be going over statistics on a computer, bored out of your mind and nonchalantly ask “cool, but can it run Doom?”... It was history from there.

HOO, that's a heaping pile of informationone`! I do think that the Player, if an adolescent, would be considered very vulnerable to Nevada and it's share of woes. The Player would definitely have the SQ unit as protection and all of SQ making sure to take care of them. Meanwhile, the chaos of finally understanding that the god wasn't even FULLY GROWN is tough for all of them to sink into. I mean, what were you capable of becoming once you grow? I like to personally view it as young Players are typical consumers, they romp around worlds made by more experienced developers. Meanwhile, if they hone their skills enough and get the right tools together, they can develop entire digital worlds, similar to Nevada. So it's like the young Player has a potential to grow up and make worlds, which will probably make the grunts feel so shook.

[writersmilex]

*weasels into your inbox* hello!!!!!!!! i heard you were asking for deimos imagines ideas and i am here to provide

we all know that dumb mf can’t cook for shit so maybe the reader teaching him how to cook something simple? or, inversely, deimos teaching reader a skill (sumn to do with tech, probably)

this may be me projecting but deimos seems like he’d be into farm animals, specifically chickens (*hides my status as a college student enrolled in an agriculture-related field behind my back*) so i’m thinking about reader coming back from recon work and going “look what i found :D!!!!!” and pulling a chicken out of their bag and deimos freaking tf out bc! chickem!!!!!! (also deimos gives me “i love big fluffy breeds like buff orpington and brahmas” type vibes ;;)

i’m bad at explaining things dm me if absolutely none of this makes sense

Here we are, I hope you got this. I think I'm still shadowbanned. But I hope you enjoyed it. I did both of your suggestions above.

The Best Times

Art by sharks_sk_art on Twitter

Over the course of years, you have gotten used to the smell of explosions and gunfire, the smell of gunpowder or even the scent of freshly spilt blood doesn't faze you anymore.  But that doesn't mean you turn your head, especially this early in the morning. The smell of something burning hits your nostrils like a train, causing you to wake up right away. Sitting up in your cot, the burning smell becomes stronger and your very first instinct kicks in. "Fire!" You shout and tumble out of your cot. Scrambling to get up while your legs are tangled in the blankets.  You manage to get out of the blankets and you rush to the source of the smell. 

There, in the makeshift kitchen is where you find the source of all this commotion. "Every time I cook it gets a little bit smoky, but that doesn't mean the place is on fire!" Deimos sings through the smoke of whatever he just ruined in the pan over the stove.  "Deimos! What the hell! I thought the place was on fire!" You shout in a panic, the rise of the adrenaline still working in your veins.  Deimos turns to you with a toothy grin, "Oh! Mornin' (Y/n). You're up and fresh today!" He greets cheerfully. As if the kitchen's ceiling isn't completely covered in smoke and ash.  You give him an incredulous look, is he serious? "What are you making?" You ask in a condescending tone, although you're not really in the mood for scolding this early in the morning.  "I'm cookin' some bacon for us. Want some?" He gestures with the spatula to the pan, where a shrivelled-up piece of cole is causing a scene.  You look on at the 'bacon' with disgust, "err, no thanks..." You answer politely, your tone of voice hiding the revolution. 

"Deimos... You kinda, uh... can't cook." You comment, rubbing the back of your neck before running a hand through your unruly hair.   Deimos looks at you, and then gasps in offence, one hand pressed on his chest. "How dare you! I'm a fine cook." He exclaims with pride, although you are not impressed in the slightest.  "cut it out Deimos... You'll burn down the kitchen one day, here." You discard the burned cole and grab a new pan from one of the cupboards. "Let me show you, how to cook bacon." You step in front of the smoker and take the now ruined pan and place it in the sink to let it cool off. "Still got any?" You ask him, he nods and points at the slightly broken fridge from where he most likely got the meat from. 

You manoeuvre around him and look inside the fridge for a used package of bacon, with still some remaining meat inside it.  "Teaching me cooking, mom?" Deimos teases, you as he watches you work. He leans forward slightly in interest at what you are showing him.  "Now, to prevent you from burning anything again, I'm going got show you how to cook bacon as a starter. Watch closely." You order while using liquid butter in the pan and let it eat up. The stove is not too damaged and can still be used without problems. 

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"I didn't know you had to put butter in the pan," Deimos comments while watching over your shoulder at the roasting meat. Using a new spatula, you successfully flip the bacon to the other side. "well, bacon has a lot of fat on its own. But just a little extra in there to ensure it doesn't burn." You explain gesturing with your spatula to the cooking meat.  Deimos flashes his shark-like teeth in a bright grin. "You gotta teach me to cook more often!" He beams, and you can't help but offer a tiny smile in return. 

"Will do, Deimos... Will do."

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It is the simple moments with a bright spirit like Deimos that make your life worth living. A little bit of light in this dark world of nothing but violence, Deimos' presence felt like a breath of fresh air you didn't have for what felt like years. You felt the dire need to thank him for all the good times brought into your life... But you're not sure how just yet.

Your train of thought is derailed when a door to the barracks slams open, a very angry-looking Deimos stomps in, throwing his bag into his cot and rummages through it for a pack of cigarettes, and then he storms back out again. He and his pal Sanford have been away for a few days, out on a mission to gather info from an Aahw outpost. Usually, Deimos is there to greet you cheerily when they return from a mission. Something has definitely gone wrong on this expedition of theirs.  And just when Deimos leaves, Sanford enters the barracks while looking quite defeated.  "What happened to you? And what's up with him?" You ask, gesturing to the door to the barracks.  Sanford lets out a long sigh and runs a hand over his bandana. "Failed mission." He answers simply. "He's taking it personally." Sanford nods his head towards the entrance, a sudden crash is heard from outside, and Sanford sighs loudly. "Give him a minute to cool off." a couple more loud thuds from outside, indicates that Deimos is throwing a tantrum or either getting rid of his frustration with some more physical violence. 

You're kind of worried to be honest, whatever has gone wrong on this mission that would make Deimos act too frustrated. You don't really want to know to be honest. But one thing you do know is just how to cheer him up. Together with that, you found during your scavenging task from this morning.

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A moment later, right outside the barracks is where you find Deimos; who has calmed down at this point. Sitting on a crate of ammo, smoking away. Several used butts surrounded him, along with a couple of smaller spilt ammo boxes that he presumably knocked over out of rage.

"all cooled off?" You ask while approaching him, your hands shoved in your pockets. Deimos spits out the now-used cigarette into the sand. "Yeah, I guess..." He huff and pushes himself off of the crate. His arms sway loosely by his sides as he saunters in your direction. "I could've shown I've got it."He complains, kicking a random pebble away.  That failed mission really had him bummed out, you hope this surprise you have for him cheers him up back to his old self.  You look at him sincerely, "I have something to show you Deimos." Your comment makes Deimos perk up. His whole expression gleamed with intrigue. "Somethin' to show? Moi?" He puts his hand on his chest in surprise.  You smile and nod with enthusiasm. You turn around and beckon Deimos to come and follow you. 

You take Deimos out to your buggy, in the back of the buggy is your storage crate. "Wait here." You say and he skips to a halt, rocking on his heels impatinely while you run out to your storage crate.  "Get ready." You say playfully while grabbing the lid of the crate. Deimos leans forward with interest.  Once you lift the lid, a fast and small creature flutters out of the crate, bronze feathers scatter about as the creature lands on the ground. Once the being is still; it turns out to be a chicken. A fluffy looking and robust, bronze featherd chicken.  "whoa!" Deimos gapes at the feathered creature in wonder. "That's a hecking chicken!" He exclaims and points at the chicken. The chicken caws and flaps it's wings, then it scuttles away. Deimos is quick to run after it. "THANKS (Y/N)!!!!" He screams just when he runs after the the quacking creature. 

You watch Deimos sprint after the chicken for several minutes until he finally catches it. He looks on at you with pride while he jogs back to you and your buggy, presenting the farm animal in his arms. You applaud happily when Deimos reaches you. A grin toothy grin you love so much back on his face where it belongs. 

"You got this fella for me?" He asks, and you confirm with a nod. His grin grows large in a nearly impossible way. Your little plan had worked after all and Deimos is a happy guy once again. 

___________________________________________ There it took me long enough, I hope you got this request as I appear to be shadowbanned for the time being (until I get a response to my message to the support team)  Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this. 

[hazardmatter]

My list of Sexymen!

This is a list of characters I think are sexy enough to be sexymen. By no means is is complete, and I will likely update it over time.

Spoiler warning!!!

There will be spoilers for some things here. If you don't want the following spoiled, probably best to look elsewhere.

Darkest Dungeon, Puss in Boots, Madness Combat, Calamity mod,

• The Ancestor! He's everyone's favorite moustached narrator. With his stylish stache and his relentless curiosity, no atrocities are too terrible for the name of knowledge, to the point where he passes off unleashing cosmic horrors and unethical experimentation off as necessary for his pursuits.

"An impressive haul! If you, value, such things..."

• Bounty Hunter/Tardif. The hired axe with a vendetta to settle. Tardif holds no remorse for taking lives, and has perfected his tactics for it. Cold and stoic, he can take on even the most daunting tasks with just a point, punch, and poke.

<Snort>

• Big Jack Horner! The chief chef, the pie president, the bakery boss. An imposing figure like he deserves the fitting amount of cosmic power. With his bottomless well of cruelty and complete disregard for any and all lives but his own, he's just the absolute worst.

"Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men."

• Death. HOOH MAN this guy had me squealing in the theater. This dashing depiction of doom is sinister and cruel, showing joy in hunting down his prey to end them, and to be honest he's just absolutely awesome.

"Everyone thinks they'll be the one to defeat me. But no one's escaped me yet."

• Director Phobos. Nevada's tyrannical ruler, the god emperor himself. He's a large figure with an even bigger ego and a sense of superiority to the point he nearly destroys the world to become a god.

"Bear witness to THIS!"

• Sanford and Deimos!!! Yeah, a pair of people is kinda unfair, but it would be rude to split this dynamic duo of dopes up, they've got the best bromance this side of Nevada. (Yeah, better than you Jebediah and Hofnarr.) Sanford is the big buff bomb buddy, while his pal Deimos is the tiny technician twink teammate.

"More orifices than I can count!" - Sanford

"There you are~" - Deimos

• Yharim/The LORDE. Wow, I have a thing for people who ruin everything. Ancestor, Phobos, now him? Yharim is the orphan tyrant of the Jungle kingdom, which made him a bitter and ruthless leader that literally destroyed several civilizations.

"Auric man is always useful, dead or alive."

• The Devourer of Gods. Okay, a worm. I'm starting to get off the rails here, huh? The DoG is cocky and rude, willing to eat any powerful being to gain their strength, and seeing basically any living being as prey.

"Are you honestly that bad at dodging?"

•Any TF2 Merc aside from Scout. To be honest they're all awesome. My personal favorite is Medic, with his sadistic nature, cleverness, and mortifying genius. Scout though, ew.

• Caine. I don't know him much yet, but this circus showhost is without a doubt going to catch my heart. He's charismatic, classy, and fun as hell. I love him already.

"Are you ready to see something INCREDIBLE? . . . Well too bad, you're gonna see it anyway!"

[askmadcomcrew]

deimos, what are your opinions on the rest of the gang?

Trying to start drama with us already? Hah! Just kidding. Probably.

Hank's weird and I dunno how to feel about 'em at times. Seeing him in action is something else. Lot less fun when you're on the receiving end of it. Long as he don't try it again, we're square.

I think his name is Tricky? He scares the ever loving hell out of me. Ran into him once or twice and I prefer to keep it that way. Talk about freaky.

The old man, Dr. Something or other. He's real holier than thou and easy to make fun of. If I didn't know he could obliterate me with one of those weird nexus bolts of his, I'd do it a lot more. He's not a bad dude though, I guess. Reminds me a lot of Doc.

Speaking of, I trust Doc and then I don't. I'm really not sure if he gives a damn whether me or Sanford or anyone else dies. Sometimes he talks about us like we're expendable, cannon fodder. Other times he makes us feel like people. He's confusing. Cool mask tho.

Sheriff's a coward and an idiot. I'd like him a lot more if he actually listened to things you told him. He talks a big game but he's a snake and he'll haul ass the moment he's losing. I've met literal demonic hell spawn more charming than him.

On the topic of hell spawn, there's that Auditor fella. Can't say I like him, but I know next to nothin' about him. He's an enigma. I don't even know what he is. I just know he leads the AAHW, which means he wants me and San dead. That's reason enough to keep him in my crosshairs.

Phobos was always the worst of us. Never liked him. Freaking fascist is all he is, tried to take over Nevada and everything. I'd buy doctor what's his face a drink if all that jabber about him killing Phobos is true. Just a shame he couldn't finish the job. We had to do it for him.

What's there to say about San? We're buddies, pals, friends, even. We been through thick and thin together, and we always have each other's backs. That's a rare thing in Nevada. I just wish he'd lighten up a little.

[yippie-ki-yay]

Writing for My Faves

This has been sitting in my doc since the last time I posted, though I thought it would be a good way to get back into things!

These are just some random headcanons for my favorite characters in the series! Not really cohesive and more so just me rambling. Hope you enjoy!!

[DEIMOS]

Yeah y’all saw this one coming

So!! Dei was kind of the character that got me into MadCom, or at least he’s the one who’s caught my interest the most when I watched the episodes and got into the fandom side of things. 

I even have a little crochet doll of him, but that’s besides the point-

Onto the headcanons!!

I imagine Deimos to find some comfort with things pertaining to fire. This kind of ties in with his pyrokinesis, but it’s less ‘setting things on fire’ (not that he hasn’t done that before) and more him finding a sense of peace in how the flames move. 

Picks things up extremely fast! While he’s mainly focused his skills on guns and tech, those aren’t the only things he’s good at. Kind of has a ‘jack of all trades’ approach to a lot of things.

The most energetic of the group! Even if he can be a little shit sometimes, Deimos makes a point to keep the team’s morale up. 

Is definitely the type to check on the others every now and then, but keeps his own issues buried deep. A bad habit from his time in the Agency. 

Speaking of the Agency!! Deimos has a bit of a tendency to get nightmares due to some specific events. It’s easy to tell if he’s had one depending on his body language the night of/morning after. 

[AGENT TORTURE]

Was he only in one episode? Yes. Will I still die for the man? Yes

Like a lot of the other characters in the series I like, it’s hard to pinpoint why he caught my eye. Maybe it’s the fandom side of things??

Whatever the reason, big man definitely has a spot on this list. 

He’s not much of a talker. It’s mainly due to the giant nails stuck through his head, but Torture mainly communicates through growls, grunts, hums, and maybe the occasional word if none of the above gets the message across. 

Easily irritated. Save for a few special people, if you piss him off you’re likely not going to be leaving the area alive. 

Would probably prefer to leave the Agency, though due to his power and subsequent usefulness to them that likely isn’t going to happen anytime soon. 

The only way to stop him from rampaging (other than completely evacuating the building) is to ‘calm him down’. This normally means trying (and usually failing) to sedate him, but there are other means of bringing him back from those fits of rage! 

I’m not sure why, but I also kinda get the vibe that Torture likes to stargaze. They stand out a lot more that far into the desert, and he likely doesn’t get to see them, much less outside in general, so it’s always nice to be able to do it when he gets the chance. 

All in all he’s not as bad as the name would lead you to believe, but there’s also a very good reason as to why he’s called something like that. 

[DIRECTOR PHOBOS]

Funnily enough I didn’t start off being down bad for Phobos, in fact the whole god complex thing kind of annoyed me, but I stumbled upon a certain series that changed my opinion on the dude. (Link the ‘player’ series here!!!)

I guess the idea of someone so powerful being so weak over another person just gets me. 

I don’t think this one’s really a headcanon, but Phobos definitely has a god complex. 

Really doesn’t like letting go of power or being perceived as weak. Doesn’t tolerate anyone badmouthing him - any infractions on this are met with violent, if not lethal means of punishment. 

While he’d never outright admit it, there’s definitely the possibility that he holds a soft spot for some of the crew that works under him. 

Going off of the above point, that can either be a good or bad thing! While he won’t actively go out of his way just to look for mess ups, should anything bigger than a small mistake be uncovered? The repercussions would likely be worse than if you were on the same level as the rest. 

Basically he won’t seek to punish you as often or for the little things, but Phobos also holds you to a higher standard than the rest. 

[SKINNER M.D.]

Back at it again with the Skinner content-

I really don’t know what it is about him, but after seeing what little fanart there is of him and just seeing how fucking adorable he is, Skinner quickly made it onto this list. 

Again, still haven’t played through the mode he shows up in, but I’m getting there!!

He’s honestly such a sweetie. Skinner’s exceptionally careful both in his work and in general life. Because of his size some degree of caution is needed, but it’s almost unbelievable how conscientious he can be. 

While he’s normally a little silly, Skinner is dead serious when it comes to his job. That humor comes back after all is said and done, but he’s extremely focused while he’s working. 

100% has a little jar of lollipops/other candy in his office. Even if you don’t take one he’s going to offer every single time. 

Where does he get them? No one knows. 

A little bit of a neat freak. It comes with the territory, being a doctor (or as close as you can get) and all, he doesn’t want to risk anyone ending back up in his office due to infection or bad practice. 

A complete and utter worrywart. Even if you get something as simple as a tiny scrape/bruise/cut it’s getting treated. No arguments >:(

[spearxwind]

Have any of your ocs, being massive leviathans or collectives of fungus or living viruses, been afraid of the thought of something just bigger than them? If they saw something like that, when and where was it? Do they still think about it today?

Oh totally!!

If anything, Talas (one of my biggest ocs) would just be Freaked to see something bigger than him because he has a x4 "big" multiplier going on. And yet he does meet something bigger and stronger than him (Deimos) and has a bad time about it

Midas is just... overgrown because of the fungus. He wasnt originally that big. Not sure how he would feel in meeting something bigger, but at the very least he'd be like, weirded out. And also annoyed, because he cannot pull his intimidating stance that he does on others often. Sometimes its actually scary though, I feel like Arktos is probably bigger than Midas sometimes, but I haven't developed him enough to know how that would go

Some of them are okay with things being bigger than them though, particularly Adri. He know's he's not the biggest monstrosity out there, but he thrives in invading people's bodies and ripping them apart at the seams from the inside so that's a win for him. Ramiel for example, is far bigger than serpent!adri, and thats how she meets her end :)

[cerise-on-top]

saw you write for madness so i’m new! if its alright could i req sanford and deimos comforting their s/o after a breakdown?

if i req again i’ll probably be ⚡️ anon if it’s not taken. tysm + love ur writing!

Hey there! Yes you can! I hope I did the request justice! And no, I don't think that emoji is taken yet!

Sanford and Deimos Comforting Their S/O After a Breakdown

Sanford: The moment he sees you crying he’s rushing over to you to aid you in any way he can, crouching down to seem less intimidating and putting a hand on your shoulder to show you he’s there for you. He’s going to ask you a rushed and concerned “What’s wrong?” before intently listening to anything you have to say. Sanford will likely pull you into a tight hug. It won’t be crushing, he’ll actively try to be more gentle than that, but it will be tight enough for some air to leave your lungs. If you’re about to fall apart then he’ll hold you together. Although he knows that the worst of the worst might be over already, he’ll still hold you tight and be quiet for a moment, hoping that that will help you at least a little bit. Sanford isn’t one for distractions if he knows he can help you, so he’ll ask you what’s wrong and how he may be able to help you in that moment. If he’s unable to help you in any way shape or form he might feel as though he’s failed you if it’s particularly bad, but if you just need some cheering up then he’ll try. He’s very big on cuddling, so he’d love to hold you and cheer you up like that, if you allow it. However, if you’re not big on physical touch or just don’t want to be touched too much in that moment, then, once it’s not as obvious anymore that you broke down, he’ll go on a walk with you. The scenery may not be particularly nice, but it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing. He can be rather chatty, plus he’s a trustworthy guy, so you can tell him about anything you need to get off your chest. He’ll listen, he’ll give you advice, he’ll seek out revenge for you, anything you need. Will even cook a homemade meal for you if it cheers you up, and he’s a pretty good cook.

Deimos: He, too, will rush to your side and ask you what happened, if you need anything and if he can help you. Deimos’ approach to helping you consists of cheering you up by distracting you. He knows a few good jokes he can crack that might get you to smile, but he’s not opposed to listening to you either if you need it. Doesn’t have too much good advice to give that isn’t needlessly violent or chaotic, so you’re better off going to Sanford for that one. However, he’ll do what he can to get you to smile again. Hell, if you want, he’ll pay for some fast food as well. Fast food is always good and appropriate in his eyes, so why wouldn’t it be for you? Some good food always cheers him up when he’s upset, might work for you as well. He’s not the best with words in more dire situations, but he tries, although he really won’t know what to say. Yes, he prefers listening in those situations, even if he can be a real chatterbox otherwise. If his jokes don’t get you to smile, then his brain short circuits and he goes quiet. He actually goes more serious then as well. You can then proceed to talk to him about all that serious stuff and he’ll respond honestly. Might even open up about some of his own struggles to show you you’re not alone, that he can relate to you, if your struggles are similar. He’s really not trying to diminish your struggles, just wants to show you he cares. You will likely end up with an impromptu therapy session together where you both talk about your issues, but you will likely grow closer as a result. If he knows you’re okay with it, then he’ll wrap his arm around your shoulder and pull you closer to him so that your head rests on his shoulder. You should really rest up for the day, he’ll make sure that tomorrow is a brighter, nicer place for you.

[multi-fandomsfreak]

I want you

(Deimos x blind!reader)

Based off of the song I want you by Mitski ~Blaze/Dawn

Pronouns: they/them

Warning: ⚠️angst with happy ending that may or may not make sense but I felt bad so yeah⚠️

Requested: Yes/No

Characters: Deimos + Sanford + Hank J Wimbleton

Proof Read: ❌

Credits: picture by vidyaanon on Pinterest + banner by ??? On Pinterest

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- After a few years you bumped into Hank, Deimos and Sanford while fighting some grunts. At first you guys didn’t trust each other since you guys just met but soon after you managed to have some sort of bond with each of them. Especially Deimos, you two will always cause mischief together then proceed to get wrong off Hank and Sanford but it was worth it. It felt like as long you two were together everything would go smoothly, well until the big fight happened.

+ “Seriously y/n I don’t understand why you are so stress about this stupid ass mission for, what happened to the old y/n?” Deimos asked

+ “This is the biggest mission yet Deimos of course I’m fucking worried and unlike you I’m actually being cautious, why are you like this?”

+ “What do you mean by that? Do you just assume I’m like this 24/7?”

+ “Well yeah your not like Hank and Sanford”

+ “Why are you comparing me to them?”

+ “Cause unlike you they actually care about their fucking future”

+ “Oh do you think I’m some reckless punk? Well hell the fuck no! I’m also scared about my life”

+ “Then fucking act like it, you don’t have to act reckless all the time”

+ “God just shut the fuck up! Your so god damn lucky you can’t see the current state of the world”

+ “Alright just because I’m blind doesn’t mean I don’t know how dangerous the world is, your fucking sick you know that comparing the world to my condition that I can’t even fix”

+ “Can you please shut the fuck up, you are really making wish we didn’t meet you know? Then I don’t have worry about people like you”

+ “The hell that’s supposed to mean?”

+ “Exactly what I said”

+ You two argued for what felt like forever

+ “Fine then if you don’t want me around I’ll go then”

+ “Good, run along”

+ You grabbed your weapons and slammed the door shut

+ “Damn what the hell happened there” Hank entered the room with Sanford

+ “Yeah I can hear it all the way from my room”

+ “Shut up both of you” Deimos replied obviously pissed off

+ “Was there any need for that?”

+ “I don’t care it’s their fault”

+ “It’s your fault as well, your the one who took it further then needed” Hank scolded Deimos

+ Deimos just sighed and slid down the chair

+ “You should go apologise” Sanford told Deimos

+ “For what?”

+ Hank and Sanford just sat there and stared at Deimos to which he scoffed

+ “Fine but there’s no point doing it now, knowing them they probably going to avoid us until they are ready”

+ Deimos gave into them

Days later:

- It’s been days since the fight with Deimos. To be honest what he said during it broke your heart, a person who you thought was your best friend turned out to be a bitch. You tried to focus on your mission but every once and a while Deimos and the other two would enter your mind. ‘I should apologise once I’m done’ you thought as you went to the next room and beat the guards up. Everything was going fine until…

*bang*

- You felt something like a bullet enter your heart…no this couldn’t be the end right? You thought before hitting the ground ‘I didn’t even get to apologise’ was your final thoughts until you bled to death and was dragged somewhere else.

Deimos pov:

- ‘Damn where are they?’ That was all Deimos could think of while fighting off the last of the guards to exit the building. Deimos took a deep breath in while walking to the exit. He was about to head out until something caught his eye

- …it was you dead

- “Y-y/n?” Was all Deimos could say as he stood there in shock “shit shit shit!” He repeated as he got on the ground to check your pulse “y/n please wake up”

- Tears started to fall from his eyes “HANK! SANFORD! GET OVER HERE!” He shouted desperately as he tried to get a pulse. Why? Why did this happen to you? Who did it? …why didn’t he save you?

- “Deimos what’s with-“ Sanford said before seeing your corpse “is that y/n?” He stood there shocked at your lifeless body “what the fuck happened to them?” Hank questioned himself “move let me try” Hank pushed Deimos as he tried to do the same thing as him “keep trying” Sanford yelled at Hank “I’m trying” Hank said as he tried to keep control of his emotions after a while he gave up “there’s no point they’re dead” that hit Deimos like a truck, you dead? No it can’t be? “Did you even fucking try saving them” Deimos said as he started to cry “do you think I just let them die Deimos, I tried my best” Hank anger rises as he got accused of letting you die “judging by their state they were probably dead before you discovered them” “shut up I don’t what to hear it” Deimos cried out you were actually dead. “Shut up Deimos, I know you're angry and sad but we all are” Sanford scolded Deimos but he didn’t care, he didn’t want to hear it, he just left angry and upset while tears rolled down his cheek ‘I'm sorry y/n, if only I wasn’t a dick and actually looked out for you’.

4-5 months later:

- How long has it been since your death? 4? 5? Maybe more? It was pretty obvious Deimos was deeply affected by it. He hasn’t been acting like himself, he did pull some jokes here and there but over all he’s been isolating himself due to his guilt making him think it was his fault you were dead. It even got Hank and Sanford worried surprisingly, but they had an important mission coming up in a couple of minutes. As Deimos went and fought off the last enemy a certain someone caught, before he could shoot that person said.

+ “Deimos put the gun down”

+ “How do you know my name?” He asked

+ “It’s me y/n don’t you recognise me?”

- Did he just hear you correctly? No your dead he’s accepted your death

+ “Why are you joking about a dead person?”

+ “I’m not joking it’s actually me y/n, y/n l/n? Do you remember me?”

+“If you were actually y/n take of your bandages, if you are the real one then your eyes should be a greyish-e/c”

- He was already tearing up, the thought of you actually being alive would’ve been his dream come true

- Without hesitation you took off your bandages to prove you were the real y/n

+ “See do you believe me”

+ His started to cry a waterfall, you were actually alive

+ “Holy shit! Y/n” he runs up to you while giving you

+ A hug “oh my god you have no idea how much I missed you” Deimos gave into his emotions and just cried his eyes out “I’m sorry for treating you like a dick”

- He cried out “I’m sorry too” you said as you felt tears coming from your eyes. You two didn’t even care who caught you like this. You two were happy to see each other. Eventually Hank and Sanford found you and Deimos as well “y/n? Is that you?” You heard Sanford's voice as you felt two more people wrap their arms around you.

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[just-some-random-blogger]

part 2 for the lovie-cutie!! well its cute but just dont touch the yellow snow... 'DO YOU HAVE EGGPLANTS ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓' we do. 'im sure some of them are older than me' well im wearing my moms coat thats older than me. maybe your age HGJDJFG SORRY. sorry, catmom. oldie but goldie. im impressed by such a great collection. 'im hungry T_T' bon appetit ig TT 'i used to have a crush on my philosophy teacher' awwww. ive read a fic like this... idk if i ever had a crush but i absolutely had some strong feelings to my rus lang teachers and the math one bc of the mommy issues ig... sorry, im back to your story. no but its a kinda cute story. but the ending is ??!!!?!! hajffk if it makes sense. writing poetry abt smn sounds nice. i used to write some poems abt my first idk sympathy? too. it was a more dramatic story (not underestimating your feelings!). if youre glad these feelings went away, im glad for you. all experience is an experience to have and liking smn worth of being felt. 'ARE YOU TUMBLR' you never know.... ITS SUCH A CUTE STORY WITH THE BLUES CLUES TT its delightful that content that can stimulate childrens interest in science exist. 'and i remember learning that mars had 2 moons' deimos and phobos! deimos is pronounced just as daemon dont you see any like.... OMG i was going to talk abt the moons but!! targaryens are said to be more like gods but if an au with them as greek and roman gods? daemon as the god of war anD! aemond as the hades who marries persephone and cherishes her like nothing else. theres probably smth like this on tumblr but ive just thought abt it. so. these 2 moons was literally the only thing i remembered and ALWAYS said during my astronomy lessons. to the point my teacher was like 'oh katyas going to like this question' and i was like DEIMOS AND PHOBOS my babes TT SORRY i got carried away. 'they have two nights' AAAW these cute childrens assumptions on how the world works TT i lovelove them so much. theyre so cute and amusing TT but its a good logic! big baby brain! its good your brain didnt explode!! it wouldve been such a tragedy to loose THE genius brain! 'a post which was like you cant think of a color' oh this provoking shit! ig the fact that i can make out the constellations has smth with the tilt of Earth? my hometown is pretty very very close to the border of the North Pole so atmosphere there is thinner and basically? it means? sky is closer? smth like this. tbh the northern sky is the sight to see. both in winter and in the summer. bc in winter the constellations are visible and yk the polar night while in the summer its the polar day and the sky is so white-ish, the sun never sets down and the airs so fresh TT omg i miss it. also this cute dream abt stars TT its so touching that you wanted to see constellations that much. 'ok then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sandman fics it is' OK now YOURE provoking. ok maybe next message. 'i imaged her to be younger' me too but doesnt she deserve it? 'BAD INFLUENCE BUT ALSO BRILLIANT MIND' THANKS im trying my best. im glad you liked it! hope to see it one day in your blog. anything, actually. so good luck with your queue! im finally gonna sleep YEY. have a nice day/evening/night!! good luck! love you! take care <з

HEWWO

i watched an ep of doctor who with my mom T_T it was a mistake to pick a random ep i was very ? confused i was pretending i understood it and just watched til the end because i was tryna commit to it T_T HAHHAHAH

anyway heres a kitty for good luck

omg this reminds me of this stray that went up to our house and i pet him and he was so sweet and he laid in front of me and i was like i want to pet you but if i pet you im going to have to feed you and i have no food im so sorry so its a no for me 😩😞 it was a dark day for humanity

well its cute but just dont touch the yellow snow...

STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP TT_________TTTTTTTT YUCK

'DO YOU HAVE EGGPLANTS ❓❓❓❓❓❓❓' we do.

very good

'im sure some of them are older than me' well im wearing my moms coat thats older than me. maybe your age HGJDJFG SORRY. sorry, catmom. oldie but goldie. im impressed by such a great collection.

im not offended by that at all i wear my moms clothes that are older than all of us sibs so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ you dont have to apologize for it. i dont think ill ever be offended by being called old at least i hope not. ill always be old to someone and young to others

'im hungry T_T' bon appetit ig TT

im hungry again but i cant eat cos im going to sleep and i cant sleep with a full stomach it hurts when i do T_T or ok not hurt its just uncomfy

'i used to have a crush on my philosophy teacher' awwww. ive read a fic like this... idk if i ever had a crush but i absolutely had some strong feelings to my rus lang teachers and the math one bc of the mommy issues ig... sorry, im back to your story.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH MOMMY ISSUES

im glad you find my cringe cute HAHAHAH 🤢🤢🤢

no but its a kinda cute story. but the ending is ??!!!?!! hajffk if it makes sense.

HAHAHHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT DID YOU EXPECT THAT ID DATE HIM HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO T_T

writing poetry abt smn sounds nice. i used to write some poems abt my first idk sympathy? too. it was a more dramatic story (not underestimating your feelings!).

lol HAHAHAH im not offended by things like that MY GOSH DO YOU THINK IM PETTY i am BUT NOT THAT PETTY

if youre glad these feelings went away, im glad for you. all experience is an experience to have and liking smn worth of being felt.

im so glad 😩💅😬🤢

'ARE YOU TUMBLR' you never know....

ITS SUCH A CUTE STORY WITH THE BLUES CLUES TT its delightful that content that can stimulate childrens interest in science exist.

YES I LOVE THAT VIDEO GAME SO MUCH IF I HAD IT I WOULD PLAY IT YOU KNOW WHAT LET ME TRY AND FIND IT TO AT LEAST SHOW YOU IF I CANT PLAY IT

omg i think this is it im going to cry

i dont remember it being like this entirely but i think this is it. HELP PLUTO MY PLUTO T_T im going to cry

'and i remember learning that mars had 2 moons' deimos and phobos! deimos is pronounced just as daemon dont you see any like.... OMG i was going to talk abt the moons but!!

HAHHAHAH i have no idea what the mars moons are called but if you say so i trust you i might remember this this time around because i dont have a kid brain anymore just a large kid brain HAHAHH

targaryens are said to be more like gods but if an au with them as greek and roman gods? daemon as the god of war anD! aemond as the hades who marries persephone and cherishes her like nothing else.

LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE THIS IN AND OF ITSELF IS ALREADY SUCH A GREAT STORY IDEA PLS THATS SO GOOD NAUR I HAVE TO WRITE THIS DOWN

theres probably smth like this on tumblr but ive just thought abt it. so.

ur such a bad influence who cares if theres smth like this you nor i have not written it so thats all that matters

these 2 moons was literally the only thing i remembered and ALWAYS said during my astronomy lessons. to the point my teacher was like 'oh katyas going to like this question' and i was like DEIMOS AND PHOBOS my babes TT SORRY i got carried away.

HAHHAHA THATS FINE <3 its so fun that we have a shared interest with space!!! LOVE THAT FOR US. go off my deimos and phobos queen she like me for real reciting and stuff HAHAAH

'they have two nights' AAAW these cute childrens assumptions on how the world works TT i lovelove them so much. theyre so cute and amusing TT but its a good logic! big baby brain! its good your brain didnt explode!! it wouldve been such a tragedy to loose THE genius brain!

T_T IM GLAD YOU THINK MY SUFFERING WAS CUTE you have no idea how frustrating this was for me i was like so if a day is 24 so half of that would be day half would be night but then i was like then that means they have ... 1 night.... and just really short days T_T HLAKHLKASHFLSAFLSAFASF im glad i didnt lose my brains either

'a post which was like you cant think of a color' oh this provoking shit!

it was i cried like literally literally bawling cried

ig the fact that i can make out the constellations has smth with the tilt of Earth? my hometown is pretty very very close to the border of the North Pole so atmosphere there is thinner and basically? it means? sky is closer? smth like this. tbh the northern sky is the sight to see. both in winter and in the summer. bc in winter the constellations are visible and yk the polar night while in the summer its the polar day and the sky is so white-ish, the sun never sets down and the airs so fresh TT omg i miss it.

i think it has to do with light polution as well. i live in the city so the lights are never off, never fully. also damN IS THE SKY CLOSER WTF THERE ???? damn. i mean i can see the stars here i just ??? idk which is which

also this cute dream abt stars TT its so touching that you wanted to see constellations that much.

[kicks can] im such a fucking nerd dude HAHHAHHHA

'ok then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sandman fics it is' OK now YOURE provoking. ok maybe next message.

lol ok HAHAHAHA

'i imaged her to be younger' me too but doesnt she deserve it?

but it isnt about deserve its about tradition. rhaenys deserved to be heir but nah

'BAD INFLUENCE BUT ALSO BRILLIANT MIND' THANKS im trying my best. im glad you liked it! hope to see it one day in your blog. anything, actually. so good luck with your queue!

HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH i hope to see it to T_T i always like your ideas! and yes my queue T_T my loooong queue

im finally gonna sleep YEY. have a nice day/evening/night!! good luck! love you! take care <з

same my back hers as per usual

im luv you so much my dear

xxx

[agoddamn]

Rough recap of my major WF plot/update reactions:

Second Dream: cool

War Within: cool but stop trying to make me play the Operator

Sacrifice: story cool but stop trying to make me play the FUCKING Operator you absolute piece of shit I am never forgiving you for this boss fight

Chains of Harrow: STOP trying to make me play the FUCKING Operator

Plains of Eidolon: STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME PLAY THE COCKSUCKING OPERATOR YOU ENORMOUS PIECE OF SHIT AND FUCK THIS SHITTY OPEN WORLD GIMMICK THAT WON'T STOP CRASHING AND LIGHTS MY HARD DRIVE ON FIRE THIS IS FUCKING UNPLAYABLE FUCK YOU I'M OUT

Vox Solaris: I would probably like this story and these characters if they weren't attached to a SHITTY UNPLAYABLE OPEN WORLD I GUESS WE'LL NEVER FUCKING KNOW, FUCK YOU I'M OUT AGAIN

Heart of Deimos: FUCK OPEN WORLD etc round 3, with a side of "I do not care about dramatic whiny Orokin even a little bit, would you just shut the fuck up and give me the robot so I can move on in the plot"

Apostasy/Prelude: very pretty and cinematic and all but Literally Who x5

New War: THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN OPERATOR COMBAT IS DRIFTER COMBAT FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ANIMALS--oh, the space autism guy is back? He's like, a big bad? Uh, okay

Duviri: this is a cry for help from people who want to make a different game. Also fuck you if you think I'm learning TWO shitty melee systems for ONE game

Zariman: aesthetic is tight as FUCK and the flashbacks are super cool but overall felt emotionally underwhelming

Whispers in the Walls: 10/10 NO NOTES GOTY

Here are my qualifications:

[semi-imaginary-place]

started playing 13 sentinels. Gonna liveblog/note take for it. SPOILERS

I did watch some like a year ago before buying the game so i know some spoilers and that it's nuts but I'm missing a most of the pieces. But wow first cutscene sets up time travel, kurabe used to be izumi and is missing his memories, and the mental effects of piloting. Oh hey shiba's in on the conspiracy. "Okino's code" ... That name sounds familiar, shiba's the handler.

Gouta and kisaragi are piecing things together, he was in the intro too. Ah all these events are out of order. Fuyusaka's prologue? Ch1 is first, then kurabe's, then the intro/battle where hijiyama shows up in what gouta calls okino's machine. Huh 13 and 15 are gen 2, and 12 is gen 1.

Wahoo "1944". Oh right okino there was something else too im forgetting... Well thats true of everything in this story. G1s are mobile.

Girl think shes's in an alien movie. Hmm 2064. Where's 2024 if its every 40 years. Wonder if the men in black were actually after robot or if they were there for sekigahara. I remember miura being my favorite.

There's 2024 and that helps explain kisaragi. Alien invasion begins in 2024 and has juro has lost by another future point 2064?. Im assuming morimura took kisaragi and yakushigi with her to 1984. Ah deimos code is a relic of an ancient civilization says the incredibly sus cat trying to manipulate the highschooler.

Respect for amaguchi who wants a girl who will beat him up. Shikishima... the company okino infiltrated and leaked sentinels to who then used that tech to become big.

Morimura with her hair down looks a lot like an older fuyusaka. Ok ok morimua and amaguchi brought sentinels from future to 2024 to fight initial wave of deimos which is how juro got there they then sent kisaragi, him, and yakushiji (maybe more?) Even further to 1984. Oh morimua isnt shifting, flat out older and younger versions. And amagichi here is going by ida where have i heard that. Probably not just a dream.

Ah the amnesia and multiple names game. There's too many women with wavy blond hair in this game the dead one in sekigahara's prologue also looks like morimura. Oh hey it is morimura and she's on the shikishima weapons dev team i vaguely remember that. She and the men in black have orders to kill, so they're all probably from shikishima.

I am notoriously bad at real time games and timers stress me out but at the same time I think the tutorial has successfully taught me how basic combat works.

Tutorial over! Starting with kurabe

It is interesting how they do these repeating events, trying to see if i remember the twist correctly. Like last time megumi was prohibited from interacting with juro. Damn it time passes while considering. So according to the dream fuyusaka is morimura and yet juro doesnt recognize the nurse. They bombed a place to stop interstellar development. Its hard to tell how much of izumi's memories actually are gone and how much are being purposefully erased since everytime juro remembers something shiba reports it and he gets wiped. In relentless nightmare older juro/izumi claims the nanomachines used to operate sentinels are what calls deimos and he calls amaguchi, ida. Definitely a different iteration since this time yakushiji is from 2024 but the other were from 1984 and they looked to be in like 2065, but they say juro shifted from the past. Oh hey fuyusaka and morimura show up in the same scene there. Was thinking about how older fuyusaka uses the identical model to morimura.

Well i got locked out so on to fuyusaka. Interesting how for her dream she recognizes morimura as herself and yeah clones or alternate selves or something. And we have at least one start date 2089 as her birthdate. And the boy fuyusaka recognizes as amiguchi is labeled tetsuyu ida in the game. Oh this is the aftermath of that other scene where ida is forced to abandon morimura, shift without her, and told to tell her younger self everything. Which mean that scene took place after izumi killed a lot of people before being taken down by morimura who was only able to save ida. Oooh so ida is the sumire bridge boy, I am connecting so many dots. Scratch that first part izumi murder scene is in 2065 but bridge is 2089 and ida time travel is unknown "judgement day" game has it at 1985 which is when amiguchi dreamed it but dialogue says its 16years after sumire bridge.

Ancient aliens. Damn you "history" channel. Well the giant buried ufo tech (aegis im guessing) that deimos is going after is similar to modern human tech. The kaiju coming in contact with the mainframe started a countdown whatever that means. Rewatched sumire bridge because something was bothering me and yeah how did they both come from 16 years in the future if the future ida came from had an older morimura. Wait unless this morimura takes the slow route back and the time loop isnt stable. Oh is this ufo scene morimura? So maybe aliens maybe ancient invaded and destroyed the world, and okini, izumi, and morimura found a teleporter in a ufo below the city which sent her 16 years into the past she stayed there so that when 16 years passed again she sent ida to her younger self who had just timetraveled. Or 3rd option is that the judgement day scene implies morimura and ida shifted prior to that so who knows what time they actually are from. And all this is under the assumption that this is all one iteration. Afterall there seems to be multiple apocalypses and the world can only end so many times. Theres the destroyed city of 2065 but also 2105 with the ufo scene and both times deimos invade.

I actually wanted to do hijiyama and amiguchi first but both were locked and i want to do all the open ones first. Eh natsumo next. I'd probably be connecting a lot more dots if i memorized everyone's name and sentinel number but eh i always was bad at remembering things. Okino used miura to spread data whatever that means, not ominous at all

Sekigahara. Night before the 2064 battle. Ok this is definitely the least comprehensible conversation. Already its morimura and ida who have alternates identities/clones or whatever that deal is. And with the talk of sectors. Sector 1 is the far future? I cant tell if this is actual time travel they are talking about or if this is already the iterations. I'm guessing before? Because morimira talks about closing the loop? I'm grasping i dont know whats going on. No closing the loop means no more shifting and doubling down on sector 2 aka 2064 so they are already into the iterations. Juicy, ida is using sekigahara to go behind morimura's back and mess with the sentinels. According to ida operation aegis would hack and activate the "ufo" mainframe defense, deactivate the timemachine, and destroy the flow of time which would leave them the only them ones left in a world of chaos whatever that means i wonder if thats the purple destroyed world of 2065 and hey isnt that what we're doing in the battle segments.

Yakushigi: extinguish the evil by shooting them with a gun. Of all the blatant lies to tell... Hmm infection that caused juro's state, is that what okino had miura unknowingly spread. Love how we have the alien flick, all the classic scifi, and now a magical girl.

Miura: of course for the 1944 boy we start the furthest in the future in 2187. Yeah the whole giant space ship fake town twist idk how i feel about it still. I sure as hell makes things more confusing with the dream/past iteration scenes.

He's so sensible. And smart. He's not finding records of the deimos attack of 1945 because he hasnt time traveled so much as distance traveled to another sector. 4 to 3?? What the hell is up with tamao she's having weird dreams too that gotou is supressing with medication that messes with her memory and makes her feel sick, and she's connected to so many characters. Awfully convenient that she's out for the month. Same with the house the blueprint build doesn't have the dent, baby chihiro put it there and it only exists on the 1945 sector's house. That then begs the question where in the miura of 1984? Or does he not exist and there is only ever 1 of each of the 13 in all the sectors at any given time.

Takamiya: oh ida's here. Forgot about morimura earlier too. Wonder what happened to the other miura then, probably dead. *Sigh* all the characters are getting paired off, I actually liked it when it was just a few but looks like everyone is getting paired off which im not fond of. Also let yuki and natsuo be lesbians. Wow ida is slimey the implicit threat of yeah we can move your dad to a safer facility if you cooperate but also we know he's going to get killed and arent going to lift a finger to save him. Siu thats a federal security agency right? Ah so ida and siu hmm perhaps not opposed but on a different agenda to shikishima, morimura is with shikishima. Interesting because in one of the dream scenes ida and morimura were working together. Why does eirika aiba have the same sprite as tamao. Ida was using shinonome's crush on him to use her as a pawn wow slimey or at least some version of ida and shinonome. And what looked to be an older shononome monologued about destroying humanity. Hmm so deimos could be terraforming robots that og? Shinonome reprogrammed. All sectors will fall into a never ending loop... As learned in miura's prologue the sectors were originally fledgling space colonies or their precursors. Shinonome cant function without the pills but the more she takes the more memories she loses. At first i just thought yuki was just attracting lesbians but eirika is getting more sus by the minute.

I already liked kisaragi from her cameos in the others stories but damn 30 seconds into her prologue and i love her. She finds joy in the unique experiences her circumstances have put her in while also realizing she'd being corraled and scheming to get leverage for herself. The shikishima logo inside the kaiju yeah... Terraforming robots as confirmed earlier but now i know shikishima was behind the interstellar project of 2188. Still not sure what the deal was with the two kisaragi's implied by miwako's account.