#and I can’t afford one😢

[obitoslay]

eheheheheheye i want a new hobby even tho im gonna be so busy so 👍 gonna try get into art

[neuvistar]

BIOHAZARDOUS ! signed: satoru gojo . wc 2.3k

— featuring ┊satoru gojo x fem!reader (bits of suguru)

— warnings / content warnings ┊all consensual! heated arguments (quite literally heated), mentions of cheating, toxic behaviours (don’t date red flags guys), car sex, vaginal fingering, titsucking, riding, he’s kinda mean here ngl . 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. | 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐎 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔’𝐒 𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐄? (tbd soon.) tags. @yuutx

— a/n ┊ok guys ☝️🤓 so the whole point of this title is kinda ironic… yk how the definition of biozardous is like it’s toxic n shit n poses a threat 2 humans??? YEAH. it’s like how toxic n stupid people poses a threat 2 everyone bc of their toxicity n how it’s dangerous (don’t get into relationships w red flags guys 🙅‍♀️) this is also a make-up post for not posting my silly tattoo artist blade sooner but it’ll be posted at some point!! AND guys i love gojo i swear i don’t see him like this at all!!! this was jus created all bc of that one frat boy art i saw 😢

suguru crossed his arms over his broad chest, his hard stare drilling into one of the motorcycles he was inspecting. he chuffs out a gentle laugh, knowing exactly what was wrong with the bike before leaning down with his screwdriver, unscrewing a few screws here and there. his ears picked up the sound of footsteps, glancing to his side.. his eyes follow your every movement, a mixture of gentleness and curiosity in his gaze. he watches as you turn away from his direction, packing your bag thoroughly. he can't help but take in the view of your hair. you’ve.. always been beautiful to him, but his thoughts are quickly pushed aside as he clears his throat and calls out to you, “leaving already?” his gaze was soft, soft as they always were, the creaking of the metal echoed through the garage while you gathered everything.

“yeah, my boyfriend’s pissed. i didn’t tell him i was working for you here,”

“yeah? he’s that type of guy?” suguru cocked his brow at you, holding the screwdriver firmly against his palms, “y’know, sweetheart.. i’m not sure if you can handle satoru. listen, i’ve heard some things about him. i know i can’t be judging your new relationship but i don’t think he’s good for you.” you pause, eyes lingering momentarily on him, lips curving into a grin. “i’ll be fine, suguru. i know he’s far different from you, but i think i’m alright, thank you for checking up on me.”

suguru’s eyebrows furrow, the hint of concern marrying his otherwise stoic facade. he nods, walking over as his towering stature looms over you, offering a semblance of protection despite the bond that faded away between you and him. "alright, i believe that.” he waves a hand dismissively, shooing away any lingering doubts or fears, even as his own heart rate accelerates with the aspect of more challenges, he was worried about you. he watched you finish packing, holding the bag firmly against your side, “i’ll be off then. i’ll see you tomorrow.” just as you were about to exit, suguru immediately took your hand in his, rubbing his thumb against your skin, “wait.” he stared at you with a sense of worry, pressing your hand against his cheek. “.. if you ever want us to go back to how we used to be.. i would accept that in a heartbeat. you know that, right?”

“yes. yes i’m aware.”

“ … i’m glad.”

…

yet to your dismay, your boyfriend saw and watched the entire thing while he was inside his car, seeing it all unfold right infront of his eyes. satoru bit the side of his mouth, clenching his jaw as frustration flowed through his veins. you had a lot of explaining to do.

you knew he saw, you knew that fact for sure. you were dreading every step you took to his car, but you couldn’t afford losing your composure now.. you had to act natural. once you opened the car door, you were met with a familiar silence that caved in between the both of you. three.. two.. one..“well, i hope you come bearing good news.” and.. there it was. you couldn’t help but glance towards his direction, a firm yet smug expression on his face. you sat there with your knuckles all white, from how tightly you were gripping your bag. “satoru.”

satoru groaned, rolling his eyes at your stern tone, knowing you were about to ramble him on how he shouldn’t be jealous because of something small like this. "you think i’m blind, huh? i’m practically a natural, baby," he retorted, attempting to lean against the window of his car beside him, "still not over him?" his grin was crooked as he tried to hide the smugness. "you think you found someone better than me?”

“toru, why are you always like this? every single damn time, it’s getting repetitive.” you turned away from him, staring off into the sunset, his voice ringing inside your ears. “i could say the same thing about you, [name]. you go crazy even at the sight of another girl being in my presence. so i think this is even.. am i right?”

“does that girl you hooked up with a few months ago count as even to me just speaking to someone i used to be acquainted with? you’re insane.”

"oh, come now," satoru drawled with a click of his tongue, rubbing his temple. you knew you were getting on his nerves, but that didn’t matter in a situation like this! "you don't seem to understand what i’m sayin’ at all. she was just a hook up. nothing more. it’s been months, baby. plus, weren’t we on a break?”

“nothing more? are you just disregarding the fact you practically cheated on me? even if we were on a damn break, that doesn’t mean you can go whoring around with another woman behind my back. are you fucking sick?”

despite the irritation twisting his face, satoru forced a smile. “and i suppose you're here to save poor, fragile me from my own recklessness? how cute." he chuckled softly, his eyes filled with mockery. "if you really cared, you wouldn't be working for your ex when i told you not to.” your body paused, frozen in place. amidst the silence, he could tell there was pure frustration radiating from your body. you glanced at him, raising a brow. “excuse me? why are you dragging suguru into this.. he hasn’t done anything!”

satoru raised an eyebrow, a smirk forming on his lips as he noticed your reaction. "he has. he dated you.” he chuckled dryly, shifting uncomfortably on the car seat. "working for suguru?" he let out a low whistle, shaking his head. your boyfriend’s smirk widened, turning into an annoyingly charming grin. "or maybe you're just another pawn in his grand scheme, huh?" he leaned back, crossing his arms over his chest, his expression challenging. "whatever. just do your job, babe. don’t bother fucking around with my business. tell suguru i said hi. and next time, bring some smelling salts for when he faints from surprise that we’re still together.”

unexpectedly, the sound of the seatbelt unbuckling rung through satoru’s ears. his breath hitched when he felt your hands pull on his shirt, tugging him towards you with a cold look in your eyes. “me working for someone i am not romantically linked with at all is nothing compared to you going out with someone you hooked up with months ago.” you leaned even closer.. “i’m not afraid to break up with you, right here right now..” satoru snorted at your words, barely suppressing a laugh as he took in your delicate display. hm. you were smaller than he was, that’s for sure. “your determination is almost impressive," satoru spoke, leaning forward slightly as his crystal gaze drifted downwards momentarily before locking with yours again. with a sardonic grin, satoru tilted his head at your words looking amused. "you need to separate us? sure thing, doll. just like you need to separate yourself from suguru’s puppet strings.”

you were tired of arguing. you knew one thing and one thing for sure, you were not gonna stay here with him. atleast not for long, until you have the last say in this. “then if you wanted to break up, you could’ve just told me straight up. don’t waste my damn time like this.”

"oh, believe me, i’ve considered it," satoru retorted, chuckling softly. "but then i’d lose all this fun, wouldn't i?” he gestured vaguely around his car, a smirk playing on his lips. "maybe i just like this sort of thing. it keeps things interesting. and besides, where would you be without me?” his gaze flickered to you, holding your stare for a moment. "i’m taking you home after this. i’ve got more important things to do than argue with my girlfriend who thinks she's got me figured out."

“i don’t want to figure you out.” you argued, the tone of your voice held such rage.. it was almost enough to break through him. “fuck you and your ego. you’ve done nothing but ruin every single relationship you’ve been in, yet you complain? you’re a fucking jerk.”

“whatever floats your boat then.” he muttered under his breath as he sank back onto the car seat, his body screaming at him to rest. but there was no peace to be found, not with his mind swirling with thoughts of the long heated argument you both just had.

… quite literally, heated.

now this.. you didn’t know how you even ended up like this.

“fuck, satoru…”

you were seated on his lap, breathing heavily with your shirt all ruffled up, your breasts in display for him like eye candy as satoru sucked on your delicate nipples. your skirt hiked up to your stomach as he held you gently. satoru groaned, his lips still wrapped around your nipple, fingers probing deeper into your warmth. he released your pert nipple with a pop, trailing kisses down your chest as he slowly slid a finger inside your heat, licking his lips at the damp feeling of your slickness coating his digit. “shit, you're so wet for me, baby," satoru whispered against your ear, his voice thick with amusement. your boyfriend then added another finger, stretching you out. with a slow, steady motion, satoru’s fingers pumped within you slowly inch by inch, allowing your body to adjust to his digits. satoru devoured your moans, he knew he wouldn't last long with you all pretty like this. he reached up and cupped your face, thumb brushing against your cheekbone in a gentle caress.

“satoru, you fucking jerk…” your breath hitched your breathing grew completely ragged and uneven, your skin flushed and your eyes fluttered shut. yet, satoru couldn't help but smirk as his fingers delved deeper inside you, drawing out your moans that were like perfect melodies to him. “you’re so tight, baby," he murmured, his voice low and seductive.. coated with lust. he wanted more of you. he could feel his cock twitch painfully against his briefs, desperate to free itself from its confines. “makes me want to bury myself inside you right here, right now." he paused, letting the words hang in the air between them, “right infront of your workplace. it’d be nice if suguru caught sight of this, wouldn’t it?”

your boyfriend’s cock throbbed the more he spoke, desperate to be inside you as soon as possible. satoru’s mouth was completely busy, his tongue lavishing attention on your sweet nipples as his fingers danced within your folds. he could feel your arousal building up through your aching body as you trembled with pleasure, and it only fuelled his own desire. he sucked harder on your nipple, slowly pushing another finger deeper inside your wetness, crooking it slightly to hit that sweet spot you loved so much. “you’re not really mad at me, aren’t you?" he whispered, his breath hot against your skin. "you like feeling me inside you, making my cock feel good like this. after all… that’s why we’re dating, right?” … this asshole. you could feel his other large hand cupping your breasts, thumb brushing against the nipple he was licking just a few minutes ago. "i could do this all night, y’know?" he murmured, his voice husky with desire, “keep your pretty little stubborn ass right here, right in my lap, and never let you go."

“you should let me go.”

“oh but i won’t.“ his eyes locked onto yours, with a slow, calculated motion, his fingers were now replaced by the head of his cock. true inch by agonizing inch, he pushed inside you, feeling your tightness enveloping him, and he knew he was lost. “you know why? this pussy is too good for me to give up to someone else.”

“satoru!” you gasped out loud as you felt his member slid inside your entrance, the uncomfortable space of the car taking a toll on you as your ass nearly pressed against the steering wheel.

"wow, look at you," satoru soothed, his voice low and cocky as he held you close against his body. “taking it so well like always," he whispered as his lips brushed against your ear. his hips rocked gently as he pumped his cock deeper into your warmth, the car creaked and groaned around the both of you. satoru savoured the feel of your body wrapped around his, swallowing your moans and gasps of pleasure. “shit.” his fingers dug gently into your hips, holding you firmly in place. the sounds of your passion mingled with the rustling of your clothes and his.. the soft moans that escaped your lips were enough to hypnotize him, he’d always been obsessed with them. satoru’s hands roamed against your body, tracing your breasts, the dip of your waist, the swell of your hips. his lips pressed against yours deeply, his tongue dancing with yours as he picked up the pace of his thrusts, cock thrusting deeper into you with each pass. you hated how your body responded to him, your own hips meeting his, and especially how your pussy was squeezing him tight as you came messily all over his cock, your sweet moans muffled against his lips.

satoru’s own orgasm washed over him, his body tensing as he emptied himself into you, the feeling of you enveloping him like a velvet glove drove him to the edge, making him want to ruin you once more a second time.. but he can wait. the taller male’s breath came in ragged gasps.. holding you close against him, heart pounding in his chest. “such a sweet girl like you shouldn’t be with me, babe. i almost feel bad for you,”

…

“you know i’m trouble, don’t you?”

[fanartandfanfiction]

Hogwarts Legacy modern AU texting

Fig: Aesop, I need your help. I’d ask MC, but it’s quite embarrassing. I’d appreciate your discretion.

Sharp: What is it?

Fig: I’ve been quite lonely since Miriam passed, so I thought I’d join one of those new fangled dating websites.

Sharp: Oh God.

Fig: I’ve met a lovely woman from Croatia. She’s expressed interest in meeting me, but she can’t afford the airfare. Can you help me purchase her a ticket?

Sharp -screenshots and sends to MC-

Sharp: I should give you detention for showing Fig how to use the internet.

MC: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MC: Don’t let him do it though.

Sharp: Obviously not.

MC: OH MY GOD I FOUND HIS PROFILE

Sharp:….Show it to me.

MC: -attached image-

Sharp: Dear God

Sharp: Why is he not wearing a shirt?

Sharp: Why did you send me this? I didn’t need to see this! You didn’t need to see this!

MC: SHUT UP I JUST FOUND YOURS

Sharp: Detention. A week.

MC: I swiped right. Are you going to swipe back? 🥺

Sharp: I’ll extend it to a month.

MC: You didn’t answer the question. I’m hurt.

MC: Omg you need help with your profile. You can’t put “not applicable” for your best feature .

Sharp: That’s it. A month.

MC: To work on your profile, right? I’m willing to help you.

MC: You still didn’t answer 😢

[tired-and-unjellied]

Two weeks ago I was admitted to Hala AlShawa Medical Center after the assailants raped me and also killed my beloved father in an attempt to save me. Unspeakable violation continues to haunt me only to find out that on my return from the hospital they had killed my mother too having no idea where my sibling is since he is nowhere to be found. Right now I am being accommodated by family friends who intend to drop me at the Rafah camp which I’m not okay with since I’m planning to flee to Egypt where my relatives are and at the camp once I get in for one to be released for safe evacuation you need to have $7000 which I can’t afford. Life's burdens weigh heavy on my young shoulders as I navigate the harsh realities of existence. Your support will make a significant difference in alleviating the my suffering.

That's a scam

It's a one-day old that somehow found and asked several small accounts, as if they had a list of tumblr urls

It's the same pfp as a known scammer, @maddiemartines aka @naomiglowy, so it was likely stolen off a legitimate GoFundMe or Twitter user

EDIT: turns out she is Maddie/Naomi; I had them blocked already, so Tumblr wouldn't show them to me, I guess? (I'm not adding them to the list below, for readability’s sake)

The same message has been used on Tumblr, again and again, by different accounts: salimaabdallah, superbavenuechaos, salimahsblog, even anonymous asks. (superbavenuechaos notably has the same banner picture) "my other account is not getting attention 😢" They are all banned.

The tags are misleading: #fundraiser#charity#gofundme#mutual aid#donations#donation -> it's a PayPal, not a GoFundMe, and PayPal is blocked in Palestine (I have no idea if Fundraiser is a specific website or not?)

I will throw some sources under the cut.

Tumblr search showing the text matches:

Post about Maddie Martins aka @naomiglowy, by @/kyra45, a scam buster (edit: new link for the new addition, given we now know OP is Maddie)

[hysteria-things]

“Nate I know you don’t want to her this but the babies are 8 weeks old now so it time we start finding houses for them”

“No they have a home right here”

“Nate baby we live in a one bedroom apartment that barley big enough for us we can’t have 8 bunnys”

“Ok😢”

“But I promise that we will find the best home for the babies, do all the research and find the best people”

“Also we will need to take snow to be spayed, we can’t afford for this to happen again”

*SLS is rubbing comforting circles to Nate back during this whole convo

bro is PASSIONATE for his bunnies🥲

treating them like he’s your kids

[aleksa-sims]

RL Simself Story ( 18+)

CW: unplanned pregnancy, addiction

D.'s Dad went home. My Mom accompanied him to the door and said goodbye to him. I tried to talk to Nico in the meantime. I noticed he was upset about earlier. I was so sorry that he had to hear what I said about Daniel. 🤷‍♀️🙁

I was expecting Nico to get totally mad, like he used to. Especially when my Mom came to us in the living room and started to make N. bad. But he remained calm! I, went crazy! I was so mad at my Mother! She had no reason to put him down. And me too, actually. 😕

Mom: Why are you apologizing to him for?... You’re always trying to please him. You don’t have to! Finally wake up A.!.... He has no reason to be mad at you. He knew you were still married!

Me: Who asked your opinion? 😠... I don’t care what you think. Besides, you don’t even know what it’s about!

Mom: Really?... Then please enlighten me! I’m trying to help Daniel and you! Don't you care about Daniel?? You know what he went through, what happened to you both! He needs HELP!

Me: No, I will not hear this! Daniel just took off, damn it! He told me himself, that he did something that would hurt me! And still, I wasn’t mad at him! I begged him to tell me and promised him we’d fix it. But he didn’t want to, so he left. And he did it again! He decided to run away a second time. ... Didn't you listen to his Dad???... I can’t and don’t want to be with someone running away from me. I can't deal with that! Sorry.🙁😢

Mom: Just to understand it. Does that mean, it’s finally over and you want a divorce?

Me: I'm sorry, but.... yes. 🙁

Mom: Is that what YOU want, your decision, or did Nico tell you what to do?

Nico: 😒😒...

Me: I wanna be with N., as it should have been. But your.... great man, sent Nico away last year. He convinced him to leave me, by making him feel guilty. He told Nico that he would only help me get clean, if he broke up with me.😠 And Nico knew, that I had trouble with Philip. So he couldn’t leave me alone with P. There were only two options! Either I go with him to Italy, or he has to leave me here with you and break up with me, because Dad asked him to! 😠 I swear, if I had known, I would have gone with him.

Mom: Yes, you should have gone with him. 😠 That would have saved us all a lot of trouble...

Mom: And you know? I’ve never seen you as happy with Nico, as you were with Daniel.

Me: That’s really cruel what you do. He can hear you! 😠🙁

Mom: Sorry! But.. I have no more strength to...  keep you from making wrong decisions. However, I'll stay out of this thing.

Me: Fine! And... there’s one more thing, I might have to tell you. I'm pregnant! It’s Nico’s Baby and I’ll keep it.

Mom: Excuse me??... How-... N.!? Is that why you’re so quiet?... You.... really want this? 🤨

Nico: I already discussed that with her. Were it up to me, I wouldn’t even tell you.

Mom: How are you going to do that? You have to go abroad soon.

Nico: She’s coming with me! I certainly won’t leave her with you. I do not repeat mistakes!

Mom: You wanna raise your Baby on a.... soccer pitch? I mean, how do you imagine that? You really wanna take her and the Baby abroad with you, every time?.. Who should pay for all this? Can you afford this? I don’t think your soccer club is going to pay for your girlfriend & your Baby. And you can not expect a little Baby to travel back and forth constantly on the plane. A baby needs a home! A regulated, familiar environment! It takes time and effort to do all of these things, but as parents, this is your responsibility!!

Me: Don’t worry, we can do it! And now stop making him feel insecure.😠

Mom: Oh sorry, if I unsettled Nico..... This is no joke! When you have a baby, your responsibilities increase tremendously.

Nico (to me): Shit, she's right! We won’t make it. I won’t make it! I’ll never be there..... You’ll be alone most of the time.

Mom: And she won’t be able to do it alone! I know her! She will be totally overwhelmed, especially alone somewhere abroad. And what about your damn pills, A.?

Me: Shut up please! 😠😠 I can do this, hell!..... You believe me N., don’t you? 🙁😢

Nico:🙁 .......... Yea, I believe you.... I just know. ... I’ll come up with something, so I can stay with you. I just have to plan this well out. I can at least be with you at the beginning and help you get used to it. And I won’t be gone that long, I’ll always come home, as often as I can.

Mom: You’re both a little out of your mind, I think?.... You should talk to a doctor first. After that, you will know how to decide. You need to find out how those pills will affect your Baby. That's most important!! Everything else.... we can work out. I mean.... you two!

Even though my Mom calmed down a bit in the end, I was still totally disappointed in her and mad! That my Dad gets upset about Nico and can’t stand him, I was used to this. But I couldn’t understand why my Mom started doing it?? Nico said nothing wrong or bad. He only got involved in the conversation when she asked him to. However, I felt so sorry for him. I just can’t stand it when I feel that something was- or is not fair!

And who knows what his Mom will say to me, once she finds out, I’m pregnant.😥But I was most afraid to meet Melanie again. I know that sounds totally cowardly, but Melanie has always bullied me. Somehow I could not forget that. 😕

Previous/ Next

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (36)

Lucky: Welcome back to the Lucky Flickerman show, everyone! I hope you all had a good weekend because I didn’t!😀

Mentors: You don’t say.😒

Lucky: And as you can see, we are joined once again by our beloved Mentors and their illustrious Dean, Mr. Casca Highbottom!

Casca: Where’s the dive bar, Lucky?

Lucky: Ask Jubilee-

Clemensia: Can we skip to the questions already? I need to find food for my Tribute- I mean, cat.

Coryo: Yeah. Same. It’s almost lunch time, and I too need to feed my singing rainbow cat.

Lucky: You have a singing rainbow colored cat?!

Coryo: Yup! My cat is very talented. However, she’s always hungry.

Sejanus: Mine too! But sadly, my cat ignores me.😢

Coryo: I think your cat just hates you, Babe.

Festus: Mine just wants to eat premium tuna. She didn’t even used my cheesecake coupons.☹️

Persephone: At least your cat is normal. Mine is busy being an annoying little gremlin.

Felix: True. But my cat-

Casca: When did all of you get a cat?! And how the f*ck can you afford a cat, Crassus Snow?! You’re broke and poor!

Coryo: Sir, to be fair, you’re the one who assigned us these cats.

Casca: Then why don’t I have one?!

Coryo: Becuase you can’t even take care of yourself-

Casca: How dare you mock me on LIVE TV, Crassus!

Coryo: It’s Coriolanus!

Casca: My Crassus, my love, how dare you!😭

Sejanus: Excuse me?! Coryo is mine! Not yours!

Casca: He was mine first, you boyfriend stealing rebel!

Clemensia: Sir, you can’t say that word-

Casca: Rebel!

Vipsania: *gasps* He said it again!

Lucky: Please settle down.😞

Casca: Never-

Felix: Sir, I’ll call the President on you if you don’t sit down right now.

Casca: Ughhh! Fine! You win today, Plinth!

Sejanus: I always win.

Coryo: Thanks, Babe.

Sejanus: Anything for you, my love, my Snow Angel, my-

Lucky: Felix! Our dearest Felix, I have an important question just for you.

Felix: Ask away?

Lucky: How did your granduncle react when your class performed a banned song in front of your Tributes, and on LIVE TV?

Felix: Not gonna lie, he was pretty impressed.

Androcles: Pretty impressed?! He freaking doubled your allowance, Class Pres!

Dennis: See! I wasn’t wrong. I knew singing a Cascada song would someday make us famous!

Androcles: True. I don’t even need to steal the President’s wallet again-

Coryo: Next question please.

Lucky: Ok. Sejanus! Sejanus Plinth, are you selling your pie recipes by any chance?

Sejanus: Sadly, I can’t. My Ma would cry me a river if I did.

Lucky: That’s too bad.☹️

Sejanus: But if you really want something worthwhile to share, I have these cute exclusive photos of my boyfriend sleeping!

Coryo: What?! Where did you even get those?!

Hilarius: I sold them to Plinth for a very good price. Besides, isn’t it better for Sejanus to have them?

Coryo: Why?!

Hilarius: Well, it’s either your boyfriend or my very creepy father drooling all over them-

Coryo: What the heck, Heavensbee!

Casca: Can I have one?

Lysistrata: Next question please!

Lucky: Fine. This next question is for all of you-

Livia: Just spit it out, Weather Boy!🙄💅

Lucky: Oh, here’s a good one! What are your biggest fears?😀

Livia: That’s so easy. Banning the color pink forever will give me an instant heart attack.

Lucky: That’s it?

Livia: And also becoming poor and broke as Snow.

Coryo: I heard that!

Felix: To be honest, I would rather be poor than attend another ✨Ravinstill Family Reunion✨.

Lucky: Really?! But your family reunions are always the talk of the city-

Felix: No offense to my family, but every time we meet, somebody always ends up dead for no reason at all.

Lucky: Dead?!

Felix: Yup. Last year, I even attended four separate funerals as a stand in for my crazy granduncle.

Sejanus: Wow. That’s kinda harsh, Class Pres. Mine’s just having to breakup with my gorgeous boyfriend because of Dean Highbottom.

Coryo: Yeah. And mine’s just dying from starvation.

Felix: And don’t forget the fear of being surrounded by weird annoying birds.

Coryo: That too.

Androcles: Right. Well, my biggest fear is just having to give up everything I stole from the authorities. Like this expensive wristwatch I stole from the President last week.

Festus: Not gonna lie, becoming an Avox is my biggest fear. How can I live without tasting anything ever again?!

Dennis: Closing the Capitol Black Market is my only fear, but don’t ask why.

Lysistrata: Getting myself banned from my own family’s pharmacy gives me chills.

Florus: Outdoor camping alone will give me irreversible trauma.

Palmyra: Forever banning me from cooking and baking will give me severe aneurysm.

Persephone: Being forced to eat another human- Nevermind. You don’t really want to know.

Vipsania: Banning me from the gym.

Urban: Failing my calculus class.

Io: Accidentally creating a nuclear bomb in my bathroom.

Juno: Being disowned by my esteemed family for spilling tea.

Gaius: Losing a limb, I guess?

Iphigenia: Getting arrested by my own father for illegally giving away food for the needy.

Domitia: Selling my favorite cow to save my family’s baby duck farm.

Arachne: Seeing Festus Creed getting crowned as the official ✨Sandwich Queen of Panem✨.

Apollo: Having to face and fight my paralysis demon every night.

Diana: Accidentally burning my expensive Care Bear collection.

Pup: Working in the military, without sleep, and under my father’s command.

Clemensia: Losing my special title as the only “normal” student of this class.

Hilarius: Ending up like my creepy father and receiving countless restraining orders from Coryo, Felix, and the government until my last breath.

Lucky:. . .

Audience:. . .

Felix: What the heck, Hilari!

Casca: We don’t really need to hear that again, Mr. Heavensbee. And as for the rest of you, you’ll be receiving one demerit from me.☺️

Festus: Why?! We didn’t even-

Casca: Because I can and I will!😠

[thematthewscrew]

I know this is really irrelevant to your life but my heart just broke for one of our friends. The boys and their teammates are going away next week for conditioning before the season and all the boys are so excited. One of the boys forms was missing so C called the mom asking if she returned the documents so he could finalize everything and she asked if she could come over to talk. Long story short, she completely broke down because she can’t afford to pay to send him to the conditioning camp and she feels like a terrible mother because he has been looking forward to it all summer so far but she hasn’t told him he can’t go yet and feels like she is failing him. My heart completely broke. She works so hard to take care of her kids and does everything she can for them and I could see how much it hurt her to not be able to send him. The lows of parenting 😢

Oh my gosh my mom heart 😭-Shelby

Hey Eve do you think Chase would let me pay for him to go? Think of it like a donation-Colin.

@mayabrazton

[jihyoruri]

hi. what if soloist yn hopelessly in love with member of a group (idk which maybe yunjin so she can finally WIN😭😭) and they used to know eachother maybe in america and they’re bffs and go to Korea tgt and have a messy codependent almost situationship in trainee days and when yunjin leaves to america again yn doesn’t want to be in a group w/out yunjin anymore and starts training for soloist and yunjin goes 2 the company again yk like comes back for lessera and yn is jumping for joy and runs up to her but yunjin is like “I’m straight and I’m gonna be debut I can’t afford to be caught with you” and yn becomes literally distraught and insane and writes good luck babe -by chappel roan as her debut song and becomes super popular and lessera is having a cb and yn aswell and wins and does the encore and sings the song while staring at yunjin. IM SO SMART CHAT😭😭

I DONT WANNA CALL IT OFF. BUT YOU DONT WANNA CALL IT LOVE. YOU ONLY WANNA BE THE ONE THAT I CALL BABY😭😭

YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS 😭😭SHOOT ANOTHER SHOT TRY TO STOP THE FEELING 😞YOU CAN SAY ITS JUST THE WAY YOU ARE 🥱🥱MAKE A NEW EXCUSE ANOTHER STUPID REASON😵‍💫😵‍💫GOOD LUCK BABE‼️WELL, GOOD LUCK, BABE😭YOUD HAVE TO STOP THE WORLD JUST TO STOP THE FEELING😭😭 GOOD LUCK BABE‼️‼️WELL GOOD LUCK BABE😢😢YOUD HAVE TO STOP THE WORLD JUST TO STOP THE FEELING😭😭

think I’m gonna call it off. even if you call it love. I just wanna love someone who calls me baby-

YOU CAN KISS A HUNDRED BOYS IN BARS—😭😭

maybe it could b a love triangle tewww because yunjin never wins. but maybe she could this time.

>yunjin sees yn performing and is like oh shit I think I love her

>another idol sees yn performing and is like ID CALL HER BABY😢

>yn should end up w yunjin messy crying and shit yk what I’m saying

IF U DONT WRITE THIS ISTG I WILL😭😭I WILL DO IT I SWEAR I WILL

-🎏

why does this remind me of a daft I posted like months ago (because I always just post my drafts when ik I’m not gonna finish it) like both yn and yunjin were on produce and were practically dating but yunjin was feeling threatened by yn’s popularity and did a complete switch on her and she gets eliminated and yn debuts in iz*one and I forgot were I left on after that it was like they either met again in ssserafim or just as idols when yunjin debuts but yeah this lowkey inspired me to finish writing that even tho i thought I never would 😭

[butterfly87676]

I’m going to miss you 😢

I’m going to miss you Luna she was my first dragon when I join this game we go on many quest even though we’re broke and can’t afford to buy more. Quest but still. She was my best buddy one day if I became a professional draw, I will draw her every day.😭😢 (dragon’s riders are you still alive?)

[kaiba-cave]

Everyone is getting puppies and I’m jealous. My upstairs neighbour got a cute little chihuahua puppy, my landlord’s wife got a little schitzu (their other dog lives in Belize so I guess they also wanted a Canadian dog for at home lmao), my brother’s girlfriend got a boxer mix.

I want a puppy. 🥺 But (unlike my brother and his gf) I don’t get pets I know I can’t afford so a puppy is out of the question. I only pay $74 a month for pet insurance for TWO cats (with added on recovery insurance) but it’s over $150 a month for ONE dog. And I don’t think I’ll ever get another cat or dog without being able to afford the pet insurance.

My mom and dad don’t have a dog anymore (I don’t think I ever posted on here that Lucy our 16 year old dog finally passed away) and my mom doesn’t want another one right now. So I don’t ever get to see any doggies anymore. 😢

[afawnsdiary]

Gym Day 4

The day after leg day 🥴😭

It’s actually Rest Day. But I wanna build a morning routine that includes the gym. So I went for a quick and slow cardio, nothing fancy. 20 minutes and that’s that. Just manifesting getting up at the same time every day and going to a place - for whatever.

First time ever on a treadmill. I am not a fan of those cardio machines, but gotta use the time somehow. The treadmills are right at the window so you can watch the main street underneath. However it was still dark out so I could only see my reflection and…. The moon! 😍 Right up in the sky in front of me. So it felt like I was walking towards her. So beautiful, my heart was smiling 🥰 🌖

Other good news: Finally met a nice woman 😁

Bad news: Couldn’t spot a gym cutie today 😢🤭

All other days there was at least one, but in that short time today, rushing in and out, no one in sight. Boo.

After gym I went for a short bike tour as well, because it was the first morning in three weeks without rain. Absolutely refreshing to feel the wind at the riverbanks and smell the water.

And on top of that I spotted a beautiful and healthy red fox 🥰🦊

What a blessing this morning was 💜

Aside from all that this is the first day that I feel tired. Not sure if it’s because it’s the fourth day or because of the cardio, which always tires me more than weight training. But I can’t really get myself to do anything. Maybe I need to increase my calorie intake 🤔 And of course everything is sore and hurts a little.

Yesterday, when I was doing RDLs I thought I was doing it somewhat wrong because I didn’t feel it in my glutes at all. Today I know I did it right because DAMN 😭😅

And guess what. I ruined another leggings on the bike 🙄 I will fix both and continue to use them until they’re worn out because I can’t afford two new leggings per week. And I need to find a solution for that thing on the bike. It’s not a problem with jeans but leggings just rip easily.

Already curious about how many people will be there on weekend mornings. Maybe the cave will be all mine 😁

[alma-amentet]

I’ve been tagged by @katastronoot and @sheirukitriesfandom

Feel free to take if you haven’t been tagged already.

1) Describe one creative WIP project you’re planning to work on over the summer.

Just a few days ago I decided to pull myself together and finish my drafts, debts and references queue. There’s a number of tabs with refs hanging in my browser... Need to get rid of them! Then I’ll also finish some tutorials from my previous lessons as well as rewatch the ones I already did, just to get back in shape. And will probably dive into some other courses - I have some good videos.

Was thinking about making some doll, clothes after a long break. My drunk shepherdess needs this, as I changed my mind to sell her away! (she’s another story). And a bag for my favorite tarot deck, now I use the the bag I made for another one, while that another one rests in a bag that once was part of friend’s Christmas present.

The rest is optional for now, but I hope to start drawing more portraits again. Maybe, by the end of the year I’ll be taking requests and trades for your OCs and favorite characters... That would be super cool.

I wanted to start attending my IRL art class again, but looks like I won’t be able to afford it 😢 Sadly I’m not making much money these days, and there are some unexpected expences.

2) Rec a book!

Tanith Lee, The Night’s Master. I think Elden Ring fans will appreciate 😉 Made a post about it a while ago.

I also liked The Winter Players - finally, a good and strong female protagonist! Not evil, unlike Zorayas - the one from the Night’s Master 😉

3) Rec a fic!

False Azure in the Windowpane by Tulak_Hord

If you don’t mind het Malenia ship. I don’t because it has a lot of fluff and an interesting Tarnished. I loved the first 55k words, excluding the chapter where they sparred (for me, that felt too long and boring). But I keep reading it.

Also Flamed Aeonia by BadMonsterFr  

This one has fem shipping, also a lot of hurt/comfort and fluff - just the way I like it! 

I love Malenia fluff. So more Malenia fluff pls! If you can rec me anything else like this, you're welcome! (yes I know and love Unalloyed, esp. the epilogue. It’s somewhat different, more on Millicent and Miquella, but just my vibes as well).

(also I’m really sorry for not reading some of fandom’s buddies works, I do - I’d like to support you more ... started some of them, but couldn’t keep up. I’m a bad and slow reader, and prefer smaller sizes to long ongoings. There are just two long ongoings I'm reading, False Azure and Rebecca's, because they are updated not really often).

4) Rec Music!

I’m on my Breton and Francophone folk kick again, so I recommend 

- La Boutine Souriante, folk-rock from Quebec (so far I’m listyening to their earliest albums, but they’ve been around since 70s and have many albums)

- Tri Yann. Modern Breton classics, I’d say! Love those old men who are still fit and well.

5)Share one piece of advice!

I agree with @vidvana Take care of yourself! Also don’t skip meals, get enough sleep. And if you feel you’d use some support, seek it any ways. If you can’t afford therapy or anything, there’s plenty of books and resources. Sometimes it’s even easier to help yourself than to find help. I’m quite experienced in self-help, I know what I’m talking about. 

For me, Julia Cameron’s “The Artists’s Way” has become that single straw I grasped in my darkest times, and it actually helped greatly! I also used her list of further reading and quotes, thus finding Shakti Gauvain, whose books are inspiring and supportive as well. Later I was a moderator for several groups for the Asrtists’Way. Not an easy experience, but it taught me something as well.

But if there’s a chance of any therapy, groups, any other support, don’t give it up as well.

[riverstardis]

fix you:

this is the ep with the patient who reminds cal and ethan of their mum!

lmaoo zoe pouring water on max’s head to wake him up

he chases her into the shower and they start snogging in there and robyn walks in brushing her teeth and just goes “morning. don’t mind me” SJDKDKFK

LMAO dylan’s running training exercises and cal keeps being disruptive and eventually dylan tells him to shut up and cal’s like “sorry, dylan, who do you think you’re talking to?” and dylan goes “an imbecile apparently” so true shsjdjdk

idk who cal thought he was talking to actually like even if dylan wasn’t acting clinical lead he’d still be cal’s senior????

cal asking dylan to approve his holiday request and dylan’s like “an i allowed to fire people? i should check my contract” sjskdkkf

dervla in dylan’s office🥺🥺

dylan calling her stinky🥺🥺🥺

whenever they show two different cars driving you know they’re about to crash into each other

dylan’s face after robyn tells him to be breezy sjskdkfk

“if anybody needs me tell them i’ll be doing pointless paperwork instead of what i should be doing. and if hanssen comes down, tell him i’m dead” LMAOO

shskdkfk cal reminding dylan about his holiday and dylan just goes “i’ve fired you, remember?”

tess, ethan, and cal all stood in dylan’s office trying to tell him about a patient and they’re all looking at dervla stretched out on the sofa skskfkfk

aww the mum saying “your mothers, they must be both so proud of you”

she knows the clinic is a scam but she just wanted one last trip with her boys🥺

cal thinks they should let them go but ethan thinks it’s not right to and she’s in no fit state

the brothers don’t like each other. sounds familiar?

dixie shoving a pie in iain’s face LMAO

robyn’s put zoe on their cleaning rota for the house and zoe is not happy about it sjskdk

one of the brothers can’t face watching his mum die :(

she’s delirious due to lack of oxygen to the brain so cal pretends to be him to calm her down as she dies😭

“i miss mum” “yeah” 😢😢😢😢😢

connie arrives back on her motorbike

she’s hot😮‍💨

lmaoo she’s getting the office deep cleaned because of dervla

poor dylan :( he’d just started to find his feet in the role, even got a pay on the back from hanssen

aww zoe finding a massive flat for her and max because she doesn’t want to live like a student anymore but he’s uncomfortable with it because he can’t afford it so she’d be paying for it all but he ends up agreeing to it anyway… yeah this is gonna cause problems down the line

[more-or-less-people]

I’m going to cry my favourite shoes are broken and I’ve already glued them twice and I can’t afford to buy new ones 😢 they’re literally like £30 now

[thelongthoughtdotumblerdotcom]

I broke my turtle the other day. He was riding in my pocket the one on my shirt and I bent over and he jumped out. There wasn’t anything soft to land on and he hit the tile pretty hard. His leg broke off cleanly. This is pretty devastating I can’t really afford any medical bills right now. I was thinking of setting up a gofundme to pay for doctors fees and medication and such but that’s a lot of work. I may just have to put him down 😢. I know prayer is useless but I hope y’all can keep him in your hearts and minds while I figure this out.