#and a hard-boiled egg!!

[ra-artblog]

Happy glorious 25th!!

[gideonisms]

Having friends who love the same character as you is so so so important, you know what else is underrated though? having a friend who absolutely HATES a character you have NEVER heard of. Beef with a man who is truly just some guy to you

[pakchoys]

there's going to be a doctor who renaissance someday soon and when you finally give 12 a chance you will come crawling to my door and say i was right all along. that weird old man does fuck so hard after all

[elliottjpg]

⚔✊All the little angels, rise up, rise up...

This is a redraw of a very old piece, because Vimes deserves better than 2019-me's art skills.

That is not to say I look down on the original, I still love it, and it was one of my best drawings at the time. This redraw is a tribute to the Treacle Mine Road Revolution, to Pratchett's writing, to its impact on my life, to little-me, and to the passage of time.

Rise up!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

There was a GIANT squirrel eating an egg, a hard boiled one I think?

[blinkpen]

it was inevitable as the tides, but it has come to my attention now that if i talk about how sexy Thrax was without specifying "thrax from cinematic masterpiece Osmosis Jones released in 2001" a lot of people get really confused bc they don't know who that is bc they're officially a generation removed from me at this point

rather than go "ugh kids these days" (like cmon don't be That Guy) or "ugh no i feel old" (I don't! guess I'm built different) i will ever so happily inform so a whole new batch of people can enjoy a something very unique and special to my heart that kicks fucking ass and hope they enjoy it too

and that a something is Osmosis Jones. especially the villain of Osmosis Jones. his name his Thrax. he is an lethal virus that is never fully identified (it's implied he is the Red Death, from the Edgar Allen Poe story, but real); other viruses don't recognize him, and he's so reliably stealthy and lethal he possibly hasn't even been properly discovered by science yet. he also only gets more lethal and dangerous as he infects new people, treating how fast he can kill his current host with fever as a PR he has to beat every time until he can cook your brain to death SO quickly after infection that he will go down in history as the single most dangerous illness known to humans.

so yeah take a look and appreciate what set the bar for my villainfucker sleeper code. they don't make em quite like this anymore. content warning for bright orange body horror. legit plays out like a scene in a horror movie.

stupid sexy virus

[daily-deliciousness]

BLT egg sliders

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

What treats does cat Dust like? Can I give treats to Dust:D

Cat treats: <- in-universe salmon flavored cat treat (has a rough texture, like stale bread)

[narcisseledecadent]

"You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly.

'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.

There was some nervous laughter, but Reg looked offended.

'In the circumstances, Sergeant, I think we should set our sights a little higher--'

'Well, yes, we could,' said Vimes, coming down the steps. He glanced at the sheets of papers in front of Reg. The man cared. He really did. And he was serious. He really was. 'But...well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I'm pretty sure that whatever happens we won't have found Freedom, and there won't be a whole lot of Justice, and I'm damn sure we won't have found Truth. But it's just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg."

Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

[morporkian-cryptid]

Hey guys! Today is May 25th, y'all know what that means...

-deep inhale-

JUSTICE!

FREEDOM!

TRUTH!

REASONABLY PRICED LOVE!

AND A HARD BOILED EGG!!!

[sarahwatchesthings]

Nardole: Officially licensed to kick the Doctor's arse.

[hg-aneh]

Some of us uncouth Americans still risk consuming raw eggs anyway! I've never had egg in a smoothie, but I've had it in homemade (nonalcoholic) eggnog since I was a kid. It can weird me out if I think about it too hard, but I figure it's the same as eating sushi or rare steak or other things like that.

I've always wondered what eggnog tastes like

Same with sushi, I've never had it before

(raw fish is fire tho 👍 #ceviche 🇵🇪)

(And the smoothie egg doesn't really taste like anything? It just adds extra protein and changes the texture a bit. and sometimes adds little foamy stuff on top, but not always. y'all aren't missing out on much tbh xD)

[belpheg0r-luna]

- My man Jeeves (Jeeves and the hard-boiled egg), P.G. Woodhouse.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My male snake was chewing on his shed and gave birth to a hard boiled egg that was already peeled and ate it because he missed his last feeding because he was shedding.

[glowsticcc]

i need to study charlie slimecicle in a fucking lab i am so intrigued by how his brain works

[blackboard-monitor]

“'But…well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg.’”