#and bribed with food

[spoofyleaf]

It’s important to me that you guys look at my new son I brought home last night

His name is Bartleby

[mildarka]

Big fan of immortals finding joy in very mortal things... like mcdonalds

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 237

“Wait, so, Captain Marvel is like, three?” 

Said hero pauses as he nearly passes by a cracked door, creeping slightly closer despite it being more than a little rude to eavesdrop. All of the gods were insistent, which he could say no to, but Billy was giving him the equivalent of puppy eyes, which they all knew he was weak to. 

He? They? Marvel was technically an amalgamation of the past champions, currently split between six beings, though nowhere near equally. Billy was and would be the chosen champion- pure of heart to be able to resist the Gods’ bullshit- but he had chosen a team himself, which honestly Marvel approved. 

“What the fuck do you mean by that, Hal?” 

He didn’t move from the corner, head tilting slightly at Green Lantern’s and Green Arrow’s words. Billy, not physically there, not really, wiggled down from his shoulder, passing through the wall like a ghost invisible to all but him. 

Well, him and the Gods, but Mercury’s words were muffled, nearly silenced by Solomon at the moment, so he was probably attempting to wax poetic about Flash again in a way that little ears shouldn’t hear. 

“I mean, Marvel mentioned he was created three years ago, right?” 

Ah. Marvel had meant that the newest Champion had been chosen, but well, he supposed that the team didn’t have all the information, as Solomon pointed out. And he was pretty sure that Billy was mostly in control at that point- it could get confusing with the hive-mind but not-hive-mind. It was hard to explain to those not apart of it. 

But they had to go now, Fawcett called, and it wasn’t like Billy could leave it for long. Chances were nothing would come from this anyway. 

…

Why does this feel like the intervention videos Billy showed them all. 

[nelkcats]

The Hungry King's Deals

Danny was hungry. You'd think that after becoming Ghost King he wouldn't need to eat as much, due to him spending so much time in his ghost form between boring meetings, and drinking his ectoplasm (per Frostbite's orders) but it turned out the opposite.

Danny was very very hungry, no matter how full he was there was always an empty hole in his stomach. The change to his human form left him weak. Jazz said it was a good thing that he was "expressing his needs" or something, but he thought it was absurd.

Unfortunately he couldn't bring food from the human world to the Realms (rather, he couldn't leave the Realms and the ghosts didn't understand his need for food) so he sulked with his ecto cookies.

When a guy in his 20s summoned him (it was a matter of luck, since Danny changed the ritual for a much simpler one) and asked to revive his brother in exchange for a jar of cookies he considered it a fair deal. The cookies were delicious, and even though it would get him in trouble with the council, he didn't really care.

The problem was when the same guy summoned him to get his friend out of the "Speedforce" (pretty good sandwich) and "get his dad out of the void" or something similar (the bread was delicious).

Returning from the third summons, his hunger sated, Danny faced the annoyed looks of the council (Frostbite's look of disappointment was lethal).

And yes, maybe he was taking advantage of his powers excessively, ignoring his domain and many etceteras, but he was hungry! Dick Grayson was just an excellent negotiator.

[mixelation]

i think it would be fun in minato reunited team disaster in their late teens as like a "OP team for PR/can take any mission" type of move. then suddenly a bunch of older admin are coming out of the woodwork like

"oh, you want to talk to that team? you want to talk to tori. everything she will say to you will be a trick. somehow she is still the best choice, just follow these rules. UNLESS you specifically need these things--" like how when my insurance paid for me to get a rental car and my adjuster was like "the rental agency will call you. they will offer you all of these things with your rental agreement. DO NOT ACCEPT THEIR OFFER" like getting sent on a quest to speak to the fucking fair folk

[mxrtified777]

holy shit seeing everyone go batshit crazy over Chris in the new chapter is HYSTERICAL

I can already see people jumping on the Chris Sucks train because (before the edit was made) Chris doing a favor for felix definitely feels like a slap in the face for Isaac (and for Isaac it probably will be! Even if he doesn't remember mentioning Felix by name, he's probably gonna be pissed (or at least roll his eyes really hard) but people I am begging you to remember that 1) Isaac was not a great friend either. Hell, he's not even doing a great job at being a good friend to Drew right now. There's plenty of reasons for why he acts like this, his past friends, for example; he does seem to have a classic case of attachment issues, and those are sympathizable reasons! But he's still acting kind of like a dick, and he was also kind of a dick while hanging out with Chris. 2) Yes, Chris is flighty and also was not a great friend to Isaac, he's got his own list of problems for sure; BUT if he was not happy in the relationship he had with Isaac, he has every right to leave that relationship! It doesn't matter if it'll hurt Isaacs feelings because of his past. He's not obligated to be friends with anyone he doesn't want to be friends with. Was slowly ignoring him more and more as time went on a shitty way of going about breaking off their friendship? Definitely, 100%. Is Isaac also allowed to be hurt by this? Absolutely, I don't see why he wouldn't be; but they're BOTH in the wrong to some degree.

TL;DR - Both Chris and Isaac fucked up their friendship, Chris is not wholly a shitty person for it and Isaac is not wholly a victim just because this isn't the first time this has happened to him. Teenagers are Assholes, shocking!

extra note: this is not a drama post, nor am i targeting anyone specifically! i obviously can't change how you view or portray a character, do whatever you want forever, etc etc.

[simplyender]

this but with the spot

[squeakadeeks]

moodboard for this past week ❤️

[bibannana]

Rex *pacing infront of Torrent company*: Show some enthusiasm men.

Echo *snarky today*: That doesn't appear to be in the terms and conditions of me being here Rex.

Fives *holds his hand up for a high-five*: Oooohhh!

[faramirsonofgondor]

Jamie’s the type of friend who actually tries to pack himself in a suitcase so he can go on trips with you. Or he just genuinely considers kidnapping his friends so they don’t leave. I’m pretty sure half of the team would be happily kidnapped too.

[bakageta]

I commissioned @deadlake to make a version of Eddie Brock's Venom form along the line of @kitausuret's explanation for Flash's Cosmic Venom in her fantastic (explicit) fic: Complicate Me, Elevate Me. Kita's fic got me thinking, if Agent Venom is Flash's "work outfit", what if that could also be true for Eddie? What might Eddie and the symbiote's casual form look like? This is what I came up with after chatting with Kita!

Wings because that's a cool and fun thing from the comics, though the anatomy is better because the comics anatomy hurt me in my heart. They can shift to have more grasping digits on their wings and also just do whatever fine adjustments to their proportions that they need to do for ease of movement and comfort.

They can do bipedal movement of quadrupedal because that's cool and fun and monstery. And most of the reasoning for cool, fun, monstery things are because they are cool, fun, and monstery. Their hands are still very dexterous, because I imagine that, as a writer, Eddie puts a lot of importance on his hands.

The spider symbol is different because they want to distance themselves from the idea that Spider-man is the sole reason they are together. However it's still a spider because they have to acknowledge that Spider-man is still a major reason they came together. They also have bioluminescent marks for other headcanon reasons.

At some point I do want to write a fic about Eddie and the symbiote developing this form together!

[trainermalina]

Happy New Year, from Shadow (left) and Fenyx (right)

[jeweled-blue-eyes]

modern day Derrick would keep Penelope and Reynold on toddler harnesses and tie them to a street light when he has to go somewhere important. he once forgot to pick them up and when he returned in the evening he found Penelope chewing on Reynold's arm because she was hungry

[schumiatspa]

I think we all know what "special event" Seb is planning for Suzuka

He is finally proposing to Lewis

[fishareglorious]

Thank you for the two people who post about the Love Thy Neighbor manhwa in tumblr I’m too initmidated to read whatever the toxic fuck is cooking between Doyeon and Jinju

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

going to climb a mountain (hike lmao) today in like-two hours so. r.i.p me/hj