#and completely forgot about :)

[eletaniaaa]

Ready for a sandstorm.

[endurae]

dungeon food... ah, dungeon food...

[cheekinpermission]

Just another day of me wildly misinterpreting lines from the game

Here's how it played out in my head

Petition to let Epel eat what he wants. Someone mentioned an apple fritter. He deserves an apple fritter.

[cherubytes]

[hunnam]

Ian Travis on Instagram

[jinglebunns]

Happy Birthday Kirby!!! 🌟🌟🌟

[hrokkall]

Mama gave me music lessons,

now I play the saddest songs

[cobaltfluff]

sasuga my ace detective mind-reading soulmate, I knew I could trust you

[kittkattys]

"SINCE WHEN YOU ARE BI?!" maiko moment

no flag version

[clouvu]

Save me french yuri... Save me

[ninaps]

Just another day on the Enterprise.

[yookikiku]

Love Me Do

[nerdpoe]

Vlad was injured by the GIW, and fled through a random experimental portal they had. He landed outside a smoking warehouse in Ethiopia, next to a dying child.

The kid was beat to hell and back, and worse off than Vlad himself.

There was a clown, ducking into a car, covered in the kids blood.

Vlad, desperate for an outlet for his anger at being stupid enough to be caught by the GIW, immediately turns around and hunts the man down.

By the time he's done with the clown, he's even eaten the man's newly formed ghost, permanently ending the threat.

Which leads to his current predicament; the dying kid is still dying, and he's calmed down enough to know he would feel bad later about letting some random kid die like this.

Luckily, he saw some ninjas while he was killing the clown, and after a short conversation, they agree to take the boy.

Vlad feels accomplished.

After all, what child wouldn't want to be raised by ninjas?

Meanwhile, Jason, delirious from pain and smoke inhalation, thinks he saw Batman murder the Joker and then turn around and sell him to Ra's Al Ghul (Vlad in his ghost form has pointy things on his head, and Jason was so fucked up he thought it was the cowl).

Jason's still fucked up and pissed when he comes back, but for entirely different reasons.

[slavhew]

r/offmychest My girlfriend washed my hair today

[giggleme-green]

Totally forgot I made this one- whoops

[starcurtain]

Alhaitham, the moment his roommate leaves town: Ditches his house, hangs out in shady back alleys at the port, joins the black market to make illegal purchases, picks fights with random Eremites in the cafes, brawls with the chief of police, raids a forbidden temple, overthrows the government--

Call that "Kavehless Behavior."