#and googling things
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
.
#man I forgot how rough it is when Beba gets sick#he’s okay but I’m the one who can’t sleep because I’m waking up and checking on him#and checking his temp#and googling things#and contemplating calling the nurses hotline#and waking up 2 hours before I gotta be up and then can’t fall back asleep#meanwhile he slowly wakes up as I’m checking his fever#and blinks up at me slowly and says good morning to me at 3 a.m.#good morning baby I love you so much plz take this Tylenol without fighting me on it#ugh yeah he’s staying home today#and I gotta go to work :(#thankfully one of us can be home with him I just wish it was me
9 notes
·
View notes
Text
I had a dream last night that I was trying to translate something into Italian and I discovered that Google Translate had added several languages that weren't,,, actually languages?
Like they had one called 'Neurotypical' that took cryptic double-meanings and made them straight-forward, and they had one called 'Corporate' that translated bureaucratic bullshit into plain words, but the one that I remember most clearly was called 'Passive-Aggressive Asshole,' and it looked like this -

In the dream I also put in "You're so welcome" and it translated it to "You'd better be grateful, you fuck."
#one time i dreamt#weird dreams#dreams#google translate#translation#language#passive-aggressive asshole#i do wish the neurotypical one was real though#autism things#actually autistic
18K notes
·
View notes
Text
you think writing is mostly making up rich worlds and complex characters and devising their interactions, but really it's mostly double-checking the meanings of incredibly basic words just in case you have been using them wrong your entire life. and that's ok
#just googled 'banquet table' to make sure it was a thing#it is#🌿 writing#writeblr#writerblr#writer problems#writing memes
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
sometimes i start feeling bad about spending time on my hobbies, thinking about how inconsequential they are and wondering if i'm wasting my time
but then
but then i find out about goddamn Monthoux building an entire fucking CLAY AND CEMENT CITADEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????? FOR FUN??? JUST??? LIVING HIS BEST LIFE BUILDING WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY MINAS TIRITH FOR ANTS????

just???? GET A LOAD OF THAT GUY????
he is so precious to me, may the monthoux spirit bless you with endless passion for your inconsequential hobbies! Be the main enjoyer of your art! Do it because it fills you with joy!
#monthoux#this man is such an inspiration omg#that's some facteur cheval shit right there#also would HIGHLY recommend you checking the facteur cheval palace#like out on google#i do love when humans go#oh that's a cool rock#it reminds me people DO things outside of work and doomscrolling#cause sometimes i get stuck in that bubble#but time will pass anyway folks!
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh
#spitblaze says things#anyway.#1) please google 'halfling'#2) THERE ARE ADULTS WHO ARE VERY SHORT. DID YOU KNOW THAT. WERE YOU AWARE#3) THERE ARE ALSO ADULTS WHO HAVE CHILDLIKE FACES. DID YOU KNOW *THAT*#4) IF YOU THINK THE ONLY REASON A MAN COULD LOOK LIKE THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRANS MEN IM GOING TO KILL YOU#5) jesus christ will you just read/watch dungeon meshi and understand that the entire conceit of his character and of half-foots in general#is that its fucked up to treat people as children or subhuman because they do not 'look' like what you expect a cisgender adult to look lik#anyway if i see one more person call Chilchuck 'has gray streaks and an ex wife and three adult daughters' Tims a sh*ta#im gonna start smashing things#doin numbers
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
I came across the word "swaggereth" in a book from 1622 last night and felt like it should be shared with the world.
"Hee swaggereth, as though the whole Towne were his owne."
(source: Adagia in Latine and English, Erasmus, 1622.)
#honestly google english men's fashion in the 1620s#he swaggereth deservedly#history#1620s#english language#jacobean#swag#linguistics#things i find while researching other things
9K notes
·
View notes
Text

Mary Keay
#tma#the magnus archives#mary keay#god forbid women do anything#mag 4#tma fanart#if you can actually read sanskrit please dont look at it#it is written with the google translate by person who never does creative writing#giraffe does things
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
genuinely is my brain erasing itself or is google/tumblr censoring that post about notre dame and old growth forests.
#i know we joke about tumblr's (lack of) search function#but at some point this is surely (less) passive (more) aggressive#(particularly against people with memory issues...is this. is this gaslighting.#am i. am i being GASLIGHTED. by a social media platform who isn't even my PARENT???)#that post is ingrained in my memory but google image is flirting and fwirling its fan 'haha! you're so cute! and Imagining Things. Dear :-)#i have Looked okay! i've looked! and i've looked for a SEVERAL DOZEN POSTS before this after talking To People...and behold!#...this last year or two i *genuinely* can't find posts 4 out of 5 times.#what the COOL GELITAN FUCK is going on#geletan#gel#GELTAIN#GELA--im so scared right now#so tired#GELITAN#what the chilled gelitan fuck is going on#update: i Am being gaslit just not about the spelling of gelly-thing#i'm both stupid AND being gaslit. these things! can! coexist! *sad clapping*
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
looked up a cool artist i found and instead of her actual art the first result google showed me was AI art made with her work. i hate it here!!!!!!!
#not even in the images section btw this was the featured art examples box on the main page.#like the first thing u see when u google an artist. come ON#.txt
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Source @ X
ID: tweets from @boulevarddouble:
okay SO. Just FYI i have an insider contact and i asked him about this new google drive nsfw scare.
backing up is never a bad idea.
99% of people will be unaffected, and this is NOT a crackdown on having nsfw content on gdrive
"What I think has happened is that drive has made several updates to its spam/abuse filtering and one of the focuses is trying to catch spammers who share explicit things in docs with random emails. Which is good in theory, but has the potential to hit false positives."
his recommendation is to keep NSFW words out of your doc titles and instead of sharing the "open link", share directly with you beta's email addresses.
It is also more likely to flag up explicit images, though that is less likely to be a fic problem.
/end ID
#things jess says#google docs#google drive#update on the panic and hysteria of the last two days#as always#regular back ups are to be recommended but it doesn't appear to me that we need to panic at all
8K notes
·
View notes
Text
I have had these thoughts bubbling away in my head for like...eighteen months or so now (it will become very obvious why shortly) but the discussion in this post has pushed me to write them down: I think societally we HUGELY underestimate how motherhood for primary caregivers, particularly first-time motherhood, can be a source of vulnerability to radicalisation.
There is obviously huge cultural variance here, but for a lot of cis women becoming primary caregiver to an infant in a capitalist Western society represents a time of immense vulnerability because in general you are:
Incredibly sleep-deprived (which has well-documented knock-on effects for your judgement, mental health, etc)
If you gave birth, recovering from a significant challenge to your physical health (even in the best-case scenario)
Isolated from your previous networks and communities of people in full-time work
Completely separated from the context of your prior career goals and achievements
Under huge amounts of stress to learn how to care for an infant (don't get me started on breastfeeding)
And on top of this, you are also be experiencing a huge amount of messaging about how all this is natural, wonderful, something you're meant to do, something you should love doing, and something that you must do for the welfare of their child. It's a huge amount of pressure and life change even when everything goes right and there's very little cultural space to express negative feelings about it.
Any group of people who offer community, support, and affirmation to cis women in this situation are going to have a really good shot at radicalising them into some very weird and dangerous headspaces and in fact we see this happen all the time - think antivaxxers and TERFs. It flies under the radar because of the hazy positive glow that associates with motherhood and babies and also because we don't take the radicalisation of women seriously I guess because they rarely shoot anybody, but...yeah. It is such a vulnerable time!
#people who do not see themselves in the cishetero stereotype#are obviously going to have some separation from this & therefore protection#full confession: obviously in the last year and a half I have done a LOT of midnight Googling about Baby Things#and you know what. very often the top hits are Mumsnet forum threads#which...often contain useful and sympathetic advice#I can so easily see how people get sucked into that#they're not getting people with TERFy shit they're getting them with 'tips for getting your four month old to nap better'#which is the MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD when your kid is four months old#and then the TERFy nonsense presumably comes later#because that's how radicalisation works
3K notes
·
View notes
Text

if you’re cold, she’s cold. let her in your window
#song of all time i’m afraid#music#kate bush#wuthering heights#hit post#to everyone wondering if i upscaled/yassified her i did not! i didn't even take this screenshot i saved it from google images#but there was that big thing recently where artists found youtube upscaling their videos w AI without their permission so that's :|
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
updated ethan winters scar chart for every unavoidable injury he received in re7 and 8!
remake of this older one i made a year or so ago!
in the previous one i forgot about his varcolac scene, and that thing MAULS him its like actually scary
ive included his leg even though u can technically avoid it because it has a whole cutscene and i like it...
#ethan winters#resident evil#resident evil fanart#rebhfun#resident evil village#resident evil 8#re8#re7#resident evil 7#resident evil biohazard#yes hes trans#idc#google varcolac re8 and watch the gameplay#its actually geniunly terrifying#i experineced it and screamedlike i was dying irl#that thing tosses ethan around like hes a chew toy
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Stiles had just finished eating a brownie—fuck you, Jackson, I am not getting fat!—and was licking chocolate off his fingers when the door opened. He barely had time to look up before he felt a hand at his shoulder and tilted his head up in time to accept the kiss Derek dropped on his lips.
“Hey, sorry I kept you waiting. I was grading papers and lost track of time.”
Derek had done this twice before as a greeting, and both times, it was because Kate was nearby. If he walked in and came over to Stiles, asking if he could sit down, Stiles knew he was having a good day and the bitch was nowhere to be seen. If he walked in and kissed him as a greeting, chaste as it was, it meant there was a Kate somewhere.
-------
@isthatbloodonhisshirt's works single-handedly drew me back into this fandom after 10+ years - i binged their works in early december and I've been determined to draw scenes from some of my faves of their works since! This is a scene from Don’t Leave Me Behind When I’m Still Learning How to Run, an incredible take on 'please pretend you're my partner because my terrible ex is about to walk in the door of this coffee shop.'
#teen wolf#teen wolf fanart#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#pls don't look too closely at the bg LMAO#stretched the shite out of a pic from google and scribbled over it bc i was determined to keep this drawing relatively easy#also still a little hmm over how i draw stiles#not quite capturing him how i want to#but progress!#Also included the infamous thumb-hole sweater that i still cannot believe is actually a thing#my art
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Steve: I'm bisexual
Dustin: that's not a real word
*one trip to a dictionary later*
Dustin: and you still can't get a date?
#hes a shithead#i did actual googling for this#to make sure they could find it in the dictionary#steve harrington#stranger things#dustin henderson
922 notes
·
View notes
Text

#watercolour#art#tolkien#elf#feanor#or it was meant to be feanor but I was too lazy to google what hair colour he was supposed to have & I know some ppl care deeply about#those sorts of things#I need to re-read this book#just remember it being good tragedy#& the author cares about trees in a way I find strangely moving & sweet
6K notes
·
View notes