"Aemond is the next in line. It must be him."
I knew it! I FUCKING I KNEW IT! I knew Cole would put blinders over his eyes and go full steam ahead with putting Aemond in a position of power. Despite knowing DAMN WELL what Aemond did, Criston supported him and didn't bother speaking in favor of his "beloved Saint Alicent" when she put herself forward to be the King's Regent.
And now, she dares to stare at him with those teary eyes... Like, girl! It was never about you! He only latched onto you because you shielded him from his crimes, indulged in his hatred of Rhaenyra, allowed him to get away with everything under the sun, and provided him a spot in your bed...IN RHAENYRA'S OLD ROOM. Criston Cole was never going to use his status as Hand to make you Regent. You wasted everybody's time fighting for a bunch of men who don't give a hoot about you except for what you can give them.
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CRASHSTAPPEN people forget about him so much but not me, fr, I will forever remember what it took for him to become a champion. How some people called him washed when he immediately wasn't what they were expecting, they're all really quiet right now. that's why I don't bother with Charles haters, his time will come.
I was explaining to a friend (who only kept up with F1 through her dad growing up and left home in 2018/19) last night something about F1 and Max and she went "oh he's world champion? I just remember him being like really aggressive and only a big name because his dad drove with Schumacher" and like...massive reality check for all of us. Max was regularly called overrated and washed and now he's arguably one of the top 5 GOATs in the sport. Media and people's perception of drivers is fickle, which is why I trust paddock sources or past/current world champions on who they think the next WDC will be after Max (they all say Charles).
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I just wanted to say that I've been following your art for... literal years, now. (I think from about 2015-2016?) and it's been such a joy to see Machete evolve and change over that time. The various doodles of Machete and Vasco are always a pleasure to see
That's such a sweet thing to say, thank you!
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it's pretty rare for eiden to ignore his calls. he supposes, in hindsight, that it should've been a major red flag in itself, but the confirmation comes swiftly with a ping(!) accompanied by the man's obnoxious spitter username and a heavy use of caps lock.
@yurisspitterhandleidk SOS SOS THERES A RED CHICKENBIRDMONSTER SOS HELP NOW
huh...? a chickenbirdmonster? that sounds like the new arrival that's been going around picking fights with everyone. tough luck, dude.
@yurisspitterhandleidk FR SOS!!! NOW!!! IT TRIED TO EAT CHIPS
".....i gotta make smarter friends." (yeah, yeah. yuri to the rescue...).
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The fun thing about the Crest system argument is that before Hopes, myself and others were pointing out how Edelgard's claims make no sense when held up to the various nobles we have in game. The Alliance was a big sticking point in this regard, it was only in the Kingdom where it seemed to exist but it was also tied to defending their lands. Then Hopes came out where Sylvain explained that yes, there is a Crest system… that the nobles ignore and do their own thing. Fodlan itself basically says no one follows the Crest system, so is it really that important that Edelgard removes it while consolidating power on herself?
Where in Nopes does Sylvain mention the Crust system?
Crust system is basically the Fodlan equivalent of inheritence laws, and not that different from a male/female/klingon primogeniture rule, legitimacy rule, or picking the most able "person" to inherit...
Especially since the "most able" notion is as variable as the contents of a teaspoon and Fodlan refuses to elaborate what kind of magical superpower each crest gives.
The Nabateans using hair dye in the War of Heroes make more sense than the crust "system"!
I remember Houses thought trying to push the "wah wah inheritence based on crusts bad" with Sylvain (or was it Dimitri?) saying that the crested heir inherits, and the others are disinherited or something? I haven't checked the jp version and if it is worded differently, but, come on.
We see Rufus and Gilbert, sure they don't inherit the ancestral seat/throne of the house (Gilbert's bro is the baron, and Rufus is salty bcs Lambert got the throne), and yet they're not left in the boonies, are we really supposed to believe that both Rufus and Gilbert didn't get a penny, a house, titles (Gilbert became a knight) or anything for inheritance? Disinherited Rufus would never have became a grand duke (unless Dimitri's grandma was from Itha so Rufus took the inheritance from his mom?) or have lived a relatively more privileged life than Ashe and be free to "seduce around".
Jury's out about whether Glenn had a crust or not, and yet, Glenn got a fiancée and is always highly spoken of by his dad - not something you'd do for a kid you disinherit!
So, what were Sylvain (or Dimitri?) talking about in Houses?
Or were they full of shit to pretend there is a "system" that exists but isn't applied anywhere in the land, so it's totes important to get rid of it and make "ReFoRmS" and in the end, Supreme Leader wasn't totally in the wrong and had some good ideas, but please don't ask more about those ideas or what the "most competent" means to her, especially since Bernie in her solo ending in CF (just like in the other routes) can rule her territory ?
We don't see Hector crying a river because Uther is the Lord and not him, or Eirika doing the same (even if it would have been better for Magvel lol) just like Tana, hell, Elincia's dad didn't want to create an inheritence feud between his daughter and Renning so he hid her, and when Renning returns in FE10, he's not throwing a fit because he should have become King instead of his niece, and what not.
Hell, Desmond wanting to make Guinivere Queen wasn't a move to empower her or to shit on Zeph, but ultimately, a move he pulled off because of his own insecurities at being a worthless King compared to his son.
In Fodlan? Tana - after Innes' death at the hands of her accomplices - starts a war to conquer Magvel to get rid of male primogeniture.
And to make this less stupid than it sounds, the devs insist that Magvel's primogeniture laws are very bad and ruin a ton of lives in the continent which would justify killing Ross and Garcia because they're sacrifices to be made for the greater good.
Yeah :/
I'm not playing this version of FE8.
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