#and hes like

[ribblemcscribble]

Shen Yuan transmigrated into Shen Qingqiu, it goes as usual.

However, he notices that whenever he praises Ning Yingying, Binghe slyly gets between them to accept praise himself.

At first SQQ thinks his favorite disciple is just being clingy like usual, but a thought occurs to him- maybe LBH still sees him as a potential love rival!

(He, of course, doesn’t. LBH is just jealous.)

SQQ, being the certified overthinker he is, tries to find a way to solve this issue and lands on an answer, one so obvious that he’s shocked he didn’t think of it before!

He’ll tell everyone that he’s a cutsleeve!

This will so totally have absolutely no repercussions!

[imheretoreadafic]

Gordon, in a super epic voice: "Do you think the streets will ever be clean, Batman?" *turns around*

23 year old Batman, who tried to do his disappearing act, but his cape got stuck in the window he came in: *Eyes wide and what little can be seen of his face bright red*

Gordon in a soft dad voice: "Oh, did you get stuck, Batman?"

Batman: *sad nod and grunt*

Gordon helping him get his cape unstuck: "It's alright, son, mistakes happen. I'll turn around, and you can try again - how does that sound?"

Batman, who is very obviously three seconds away from a breakdown: "Thank you..."

[sillyspirit]

Do y'all naruto people ever think about how Orochimaru killed that woman from the hidden grass then wore her clothes until he died

[mw-draws]

I love watching the x files bc mulders like "scully its quite clearly extraterrestrial life" and scullys like "mulder you're fucking nuts" and then it turns out to be extraterrestrial life

[halo2rat]

zoro one piece talking to a straight up triceratops and then saying “you also use three sword style..” im crying he is so unserious

[brookiedaaroacecookie]

I love the idea that Uzi has the robot imitation of insomnia (basically she has difficulty getting into sleep mode) bc she’s an angsty teen, but then she finds ASMR and pirates the heck out of it. Then when she and N finally get to sleep together (for wholesome cuddle time and nothing else ofc get ur mind out of the gutter) she turns on ASMR to sleep and N is like, “idk what this is but if you like it I do!”.

[silverware-and-ceremics]

part of me believes that silver, in his world, is like, an absolute street rat but in a "hes at the top" kinda way

like hes this absoluetly terrifying entity, "dont make him angry or he'll tear you apart from the inside out!!" kinda horrifying. theres rumors about his telekinesis, rumors that he eats his victims, yaknow stuff like that, and hes rarely seen and hes always lurking in the shadows.

so imagine this kid, whos seen as this scary entity no one knows the look of, and hes used to people being TERRIFIED of him.

and the he meets sonics crew.

[blackh0legreensun]

i need to make that man my wife (oliver banks)

[mariatesstruther]

has anyone wrote a fic where tommy comes out to ellie yet

[kusuokisser]

saiki is the kind kf person who, when allowed, doesnt make his bed in the morning. in his eyes the blankets end up exactly where he likes them so why should he fix them when nobody but him is going to be sleeping there anyways?

[forestlion]

im no medical professional certainly. but a seizure every episode? its a lot... esp since this is s1e6

[celluzu]

OH WAIT UHHHHH HOW DID THEY FIND OUT FIT WASN'T A VAMPIRE ? I CAN'T REMEMBER IF YOU TALKED ABOUT THAT OR NOT, JUST THAT AT SOME POINT THEY DID FIND OUT

I did mention it briefly from Pac's perspective!

It happens the day after Mike is kidnapped. They're sitting close while Pac talks and then Fit reaches for his hand and it's warm.

Vampire's are cold, dead, but Fit is holding his hand and it's warm and he can feel a pulse if he really tries. It scares him, because he has a million things running through his mind and Fit's hand on his makes him feel something so strong- he's worried for the first time ever that he's going to get Fit hurt. But Fit doesn't let go while he assures him he'll be there for him, they'll find Mike.

Of course, Mike comes back wrong-, so they don't actually tell him for a while, it would only aid in his sudden distrust towards Fit.

[wonwoonlight]

Why are stans so focused about idols writing their own music or not? Why is a singer less of a singer than singer-songwriter?

[my-sibling-wears-a-muumuu]

Made another guy a bottom. How do I keep doing this shit.

[waterlogged-detective]

🌈🌳for darcy, 📚🎨 for doe & 🛏🌌 for boots >:3c

I'M NOT LATE FOR THESE OC ASKS SHHHHH

Darcy:

🌈 Does your OC speak more than one language? If so, how many and which?

He does actually! I’d say 2.5 because he can read/write/speak English and French but he can only read and sooooort of write Latin. Just because he had to do it for medical texts. French he learned specifically to annoy people, which is more of a motivator for him to learn things in general. Honestly if you can convince him it would piss people off he’d learn violin. He’a that committed to the bit.

🌳 Would your OC survive for a week on their own in the wilderness?

Barring the fact that he’s technically already dead, I think so? He’d hate it the whole time and only do bare minimum to get through it. His general health might be a problem though, he’s not very strong or fast, but on the other hand I’ve decided he keeps a bottle of alcohol in his wooden leg (yes. Because of pirates of the Caribbean. Shush) so maybe he can get wasted enough to not care.

Doe:

📚 Your OC has to improvise a 10 minute lecture about a topic of their choosing. What do they chose?

Answered this one in another ask! Short version: he will not comply.

🎨 This was a question about artistic hobbies I think but I forgot to copy it and I’m on my phone. I doubt anyone will read this far down to call me out on it.

I’ve mentioned before but Doe actually really likes writing romantic poetry. The looooooooong story kind. Like….book length. They’re all very sweet with happy ending endings for everyone!!! Sometimes he forces Darcy to read them because he’s so proud of them! Whether they’re good or not, however, is entirely up to the reader.

Boots:

🛏️ What does your OC’s bed look like? What would they like their bed to look like?

Boots sleeps either in Doe’s helmet or on top of his chest at night. He also likes to nap right in front of Darcy’s basement door so that he trips over him.

🌌 If your OC has a nightmare, what’s it most likely about?

He meets the Vake and the Vake is mean to him and doesn’t want to be friends :C.