Simon just looms and that’s the most nonviolent move he makes. Looms. How’d he get in? We don’t know. He doesn’t look like he’s following you around. He just stands there like Lurch and then when you go somewhere else he just looms until you get bored or horny or both.
i cackled at the 'most nonviolent move he makes' omfg
he's the type to go out with the boys or whatever and you stay in because you're tired/early morning/you already exfoliated and if he thinks you're primping up just to rot in a worn leather booth to drink piss-like beer and have him acting like a foam-flecked rabid territorial mongrel over a random giving you a 2-second glance across the joint he's insane
and then comes home late, not overly so, just late enough to where even if you tried to stay up and wait for him you couldn't. you're passed tf out on the couch with your murder docuseries on the tv, or curled up in bed with your book covering half your face and he's
looming.
standing by the doorway, his presence darker than the room itself. of course your eyes snap open you feel watched. unseen eyes weighing heavy, leaden, on your chest. as does your rapid beating heart.
and then he speaks. slurs, more like. "'ren't ya s'pposed t'be asleep?"
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sleuth jesters, where everything is the same except vigilante is asthmatic
Ohhh, the vigilante would absolutely have a time fighting crime and dealing with their asthma, and if what I'm reading is correct, it seems like asthma medicine in the 40s was adrenaline injections and nebulizers that were operated by squeezing a rubber bulb with your hand. In that case, the Detectives are definitely carrying around a few injections and they absolutely have a nebulizer of their own for if the vigilante ever needs it. Moon absolutely does not light a cigarette around the vigilante. Any smoke bar or hazy poker room is the vigilante's true nemesis. Eclipse on the other hand does have plenty of medicine and rescue equipment on hand, but he's still lighting up his cigar just to see if he can trigger the vigilante's asthma and then kindly provide relief. Which, as you can imagine, is a thorn in the vigilante's side.
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The new venom trailer is so good, I just know it's gonna be Eddie and Venom being a healthier couple... but then again knowing the venom comics and how we're not allowed to have good things in life, I fear at what price... AT WHAT PRICE WDYM "TILL DEATH" ARE THEY GONNA KILL EDDIE
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Saw X things that made me ascend to another plane of existence:
Amanda hugging John
bloodboarding (they were insane for that!!!)
Cecilia using intestines as a rope without batting an eye
Cecilia in general (she sucks so much and I am madly in love with her for that)
Gabriela having agency in her own trap and fighting for her own life instead of being at someone else's mercy like a lot of women in Saw sequels tended to be
Amanda's kindness and empathy and snark and that cute lil choker she wore
the Parker twist!! (when it happened I heard the dude sitting behind me very quietly whisper "holy fucking shit" and I almost lost it)
the new version of Hello Zepp is SUCH a banger omg
Mark Grown Ass Man Hoffman dead seriously uttering the words "epic bad luck" (god he's so cringe. and hot <3)
in conclusion give this movie fifteen Oscars and ten sequels don't @ me
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