#and im like???? i said i wanna dye all of my hair and you said no so why the fuck would i ask again knowing the answer already????

[megumimania]

TRICK OR TREAT - gojo satoru

summary: gojo takes halloween very seriously to the point where he competes against his neighbour for best decorated house in the neighbourhood.

warnings: fluff, married!au, gojo is a bit extra in this, halloween ends when i say so! petty gojo, the trio would definitely go as the plastics, gojo beefing kids, i miss him

if there’s one thing gojo satoru doesn’t play about it’s the holidays. particularly halloween.

he’d been dragging you out for the past month to different stores for decorations in order to transform your home into a terrifying haunted house. he’d brought out all sorts of candy that he hid around the garden for the annual scavenger hunt that the neighbourhood kids often enjoyed doing. to say he didn’t enjoy halloween was an understatement—he loved it and took pride in it.

“don’t you think this is enough?” you asked, as you placed the last of the decorations down on the front yard. “it’s never enough honey.” he replied in a sing song voice, placing a kiss on your cheek. you grumbled in response but it was hard to stay annoyed at him considering how fine he looked in his costume as gomez addams, even temporarily dyeing his hair black to commit to the look.

“take a picture, it’ll last longer.” he smirked, before doing various poses which made you giggle. “I don’t think i wanna remember that.” you retorted but your comment fell on deaf ears as satoru was once again butting heads with your next door neighbour mr yamaguchi. you were cordial with the yamaguchi’s and had been invited back to their place for dinner many times unlike satoru who had been invited once and never again.

it’s probably because of his ongoing pissing contest with mr yamaguchi, who like satoru, takes much pride in decorating and the holidays. halloween is a more of a contest than a holiday for them both as they go all out with the lights, decorations and candy as they try to win the bragging rights for ‘best decorated house’. which often leaves these grown men (mainly satoru) to engage in childish and petty antics like stealing decorations, bursting inflatables and defacing pumpkins.

satoru stalks back to the house with a annoyed look on his face, he rests his head on your shoulder letting out a deep breath. “can you believe that he’s hiring actors for his haunted house? that haunted house thing was my idea first and two—thats so exploitative! depriving these actors from experiencing halloween joy, what a cruel world we live in.” he sighed dramatically looking over at the lawn. you’re barely listening, focusing on how cute he looks when he’s angry.

“babe you’re not even listening to me.” he whines burying his head into your chest. “i am!” you protest in response rubbing his back soothingly. “im sorry that he stole your idea that has totally been done before.” you say in a comforting tone, trying not burst into a fit of giggles.“well no one was doing haunted houses before we arrived anyways! so he totally stole my idea!” he continued still pissed at the whole ordeal.

“satoru, honey, you can’t call his idea exploitative when you’re literally paying your students to do the same thing.” you countered brushing the stray hairs away from his face, satoru frowned knowing you had a point but still continued his defence. “megumi, yuji and nobara volunteered their sweet and precious time to help their old sensei out. i didn’t have to bribe them to help me.” he said matter-of-factly denying your claims. you folded your arms giving him a look that told him that you didn’t believe him at all.

he raised his arms as if to surrender. “alright you got me. i had to resort to bribery to get them to help me. i didn’t want to deal with the mean teens this year.” he pouted crossing his arms. “it’s no fun scaring kids who call you an ‘overgrown furby’ or a ‘jack frost reject’.” you let out a small laugh that is quickly shut down by satoru’s glare. “is that why you wanted us to go as gomez and morticia this year?” you asked quickly changing the subject.

“maybe,” he replied with a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “i knew you’d make a fine morticia and i was right.” he takes your hand and twirls you around slowly taking in how gorgeous you look, he still looks at you with the same twinkle in his eyes from when you first met, making you giddy. “can’t believe i married the finest woman in the world.” he smiled softly before pulling you into a passionate kiss. the loud blare of a car horn made you two jump. “oi lovebirds, do you want our help or not!” nobara yelled out from the car.

she stepped out the car a few seconds later with yuji and megumi in tow, all dressed in pink. its clear that they had better places to be than here right now. evident from the bits and pieces you picked up from megumi’s mumbling about ‘missing the party of the year’ and this being a ‘complete waste of time’, you kinda felt sorry for him but you knew that no one was safe from being roped into your husband’s schemes.

“from the all pink outfits im guessing mean girls?” you smiled taking in their outfits. nobara beamed pulling yuji and megumi together. “im regina, yuji’s karen and megumi is gretchen.” apart from megumi’s usual sullen expression that was more prominent after having to wear a shitty party city wig and a thin crop top—a testament to how much gojo spoiled him, you couldn’t deny they all looked adorable.

you gave them a sympathetic smile, as satoru whisked them away to the garden to help them prepare for the scaring they were going to do later. in the midst of your husband’s usual antics you found it adorable how he put so much thought and energy into halloween to make it an enjoyable experience for you both as well as the neighbourhood

—

halloween night was underway and it was a success, satoru basked in the praise about the decor from the other neighbours and passer-by’s who were in the area, you also received many compliments for your costume. you resigned yourself to trick or treat duty partly because of the cute and creative costumes you got to see every time you opened the door and the fact that satoru brought out his best candy only for halloween that you could snack on.

the doorbell rang again whilst you were refilling the bucket of candy. you ran to open the door it was kei mr yamaguchi’s son aka the son of the enemy. “trick or treat!” he smiled waving his bucket in front of you. he looked adorable in his spiderman costume and thanked you as you filled his bucket with extra candy. you heard a loud gasp from behind you, you let out a sigh as it came from none other than your husband.

“so you’re fraternising with the enemy now?” he said feigning shock. you chuckled at his question, not thinking he’d stoop so low that he’d beef with a five year old. “‘toru he is five years old, i don’t think he has any hidden agenda against you.” you looked at kei who seemed unaffected by the conversation. he looked more interested in the screams coming from the haunted house garden. “can i go into the haunted house now?” he asked clearly not wanting to be stuck in this conversation for any longer.

“of course sweetie, in fact satoru will take you!” your husband stopped mid chew of his candy, opening his mouth to protest but the look on your face made it clear it wasn’t up for any discussion. “c’mon little man let’s go.” he sighed before leading kei into the garden, sticking his tongue out at you as he walked past.

—

as the night drew to a close, you slumped down against the kitchen island, as the last of the kids left the house. gojo walked in with a smile on his face, “how was it?” you asked with a tired smile as he bent down to give you a kiss on the top of your head. “i’ve practically won halloween this year. mr yamaguchi ain’t got nothing on me!” he says proudly before stifling a yawn.

“i think we should celebrate by calling it a night.” you chuckle looking at his weary expression. he’s ditched the contacts and reverted back to his blindfold, it seems that even the strongest needs to recuperate sometimes after engaging in a month long battle with his neighbour. you yelp as he uses the last remainder of his strength to carry you to the bedroom, bridal style.

“is it bad that im already thinking about what we’re gonna do for christmas?” he whispers in your ear, holding you close against him. on most nights you’d entertain his thoughts but after today’s events you’re too tired to even give him a coherent reply. “satoru it is three am go to sleep.” you groan annoyedly to which he chuckles in response. “just messing with ya babe, goodnight.” he says softly before turning off the lamp.

later whilst he dozes off, you silently thank whoever’s above that you’ve managed to survive the worst holiday of the year before closing your eyes for the night.

[444rockstargf]

if ur requests r still open and u rnt overwhelmed AND if youre okay with what im abt to request...

heres a thought. euronymous and like opposite style innocent reader (mb i love dark guys and innocent bimbo-y girlfriends)

so theyve had sex before obvi. and typically she just lays there and is disinterested because frankly.... he has a little fear of breaking her and shes like "this isnt enough for me :((" so one day she just looks up at euro like "smack me." and it shocks him ! and when he does it opens a door for both of them. they like impact play 🤷��♀️ and sprinkle a little bit of euro breeding kink but not rly breeding just more like "im cumming in u coz ur mine and i want everyone to know it when your bellys full and round" not rly like "i want u to have my babies" coz i think he wouldnt like babies.

mb that was a bit tm ranting woopsies

i love opposites attract type of stuff, im obsessed!!

"he dyes his hair black, i dye mine platinum blonde" | euronymous

me & my boyfriend. - lana del rey

p.s. this story has nothing to do with oystein aarseth. this is rory's portrayal of the character.

bimbo!female!reader x euronymous

contents: spanking, p in v, unprotected sex, creampie

you two were as different as could be. you were like day and night. he went around trying to instill fear into the souls of all who made the mistake of looking in his direction. and you always looked like a child's doll, the way you were always dolled up making you extremely pleasing to the eye.

you never showed any interest in the dark and evil stuff that euronymous invested all his time into. you revolved your life around looking good and geting everything you wanted, giving the impression that you were soft and fragile.

that's why euronymous always tried to be as gentle with you as possible when it came to sex. he would go painfully slowly, always asking if he should stop. you had always appreciated him being so kind to you, but you couldnt help but yearn for something more than all that.

so the night you asked him to completely have his way with you, he was completely taken by surprised. "a-are you sure? i wouldnt wanna hurt you or anything, y'know." you continued to insist, but he kept on resisting. this went on for a while before you snapped and decided to take matters into your own hands.

without any further communication, you took off your miniskirt and tight shirt, throwing them to the side. you sat on the bed, only in your hot pink thong and matching bra. he attempted to speak, but his words got caught in his throat as his eyes wandered down your beautiful body. no matter how many times he saw you like this, his reaction would never change.

you turned around and stuck your head into a pillow, putting your ass in the air. "spank me." your voice was slightly muffled, but he heard you loud and clear. he hesitated, but seeing that you were actually serious made him want it almost as badly as you did.

you got behind you, his hands on your hips, gently rubbing your soft skin before he raised his hand and laid the first slap. you winced in pain, but you kept yourself together. you heard euronymous chuckle, and you knew that it was about to get a lot worse. finally, your fantasies were being fulfilled.

he lands another hard slap on your ass, this on stinging even more, making you whimper enough for him to hear. it sounded like music to his ears. he continued to spank you, each slap getting more and more painful. you could tell that he was enjoying this. this was something that he'd been dreaming of for a long time.

your hips got a little sore from keeping them up for so long, so you lowered them a little. euronymous started to unbuckle his belt, throwing it to the side. he slapped your ass once more. "ass up, whore." he said, his voice lower than usual.

you whined as you stuck your hips back into the air. euronymous undid his pants and pulled out his already hard cock out. he ripped your thong off of you, your little pussy aching to be fucked. he smiled at the sight, thinking of all the things that he was going to do to you.

he rubbed your slit gently with his thumb before stuffing you with his cock. you let out a loud, slutty moan. euronymous had never heard anything like it before considering how gentle he always was with you.

he wasted no time quickly thrusting into you, his hips coming into contact with yours making a loud slapping sound each time. you started falling apart instantly. you had never felt this way before. he was being so rough and wreckless with you, but you loved it.

your moans got louder and louder, along with the sounds of euronymous slapping your ass. he fucked you at an inhumanly fast pace, finally letting out all these years of sexual tension. he had always fantasized about being able to destroy your insides and make you go completely dumb on his cock.

he kept a firm grip on your hips as he pounded into your sore little pussy, whispering things that couldnt be heard underneath the sound of your moans and whimpers. you felt you pussy tightening around his cock, signalling your orgasm coming.

his groans became more audible as he felt you getting tigther around him. he wanted to make you cum harder than you ever have before. he reached a hand forward and started rubbing fast circles on your throbbing clit, sending you over the edge.

your eyes rolled to the back of your head as you came all over his cock, which was still pounding into you at lightning speed. you felt your vision going blurry as he started to overstimulate you. you sobbed as you started cumming even harder, making his cock throb inside of you.

he started speaking to you in between strained groans. "a-ah... gonna fuck my cum into you... gonna fill you up real good..." you felt your body completely surrendering to him as you felt a second orgasm about to him.

with the feeling of your pussy squeezing him, he started releasing his hot cum into you, making you feel so warm and full. his nails dug into your skin as he reached hit orgasm, throwing his head back as he continued to fuck you. he kept going until you were leaking his and your cum.

he finally pulled out of your sore little cunt, flipping you over so he could see you. your mascara was completely ruined, your lipgloss was smudged, and your cheeks were flushed, making you look like a total mess.

euronymous grinned before giving you a kiss on the forehead. "such a pretty girl... i think i like your makeup better this way." you rolled your eyes. euronymous spread you legs and sat himself right infront of your pussy.

he used his fingers to spread your lips so he could watch all the cum drip out of you. needless to say, sex got a lot more entertaining from then on.

author's note: so sorry this took a while to come out, i can procrastinate for the olympic i swear. im working on another request rn dont worry yall :))

[soulidarity]

companion

based on the companion robot chat story | xavier x reader/mc

after mc gets the new robot companion, xavier grows a bit jealous of the perfect companion

A knock at the door was heard, before MC could open it her new companion robot she had nicknamed phel was already on it.

as soon as it opened the door, a confused xavier greeted it. he looked at the robot and the door number, double checking he hadn't knocked on a stranger's door. chuckling at the situation, MC quickly went to greet him.

"thank you phel, i got it"

phel nodded and walked away, leaving a frowning hunter at the door.

"i didn't know you were busy." xavier said, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"oh no! thats just phel, the robot companion we had talked about. I got it a few days ago, guess i forgot to tell you. come in"

the two walked in to the living room, the taller one wearily looking at the robot doing something in the kitchen as he sat down.

"whyd you get one?"

"im always too tired to do household chores, thought itd be a good way to lift up some stress from my shoulders"

phel aproached the two with tea, pouring it onto two cups, adding sugar to one of them.

"just how you like it, MC"

"thank you phel!" she smiled at it as xavier added sweetner to his own drink. the robot bowed and left the pair alone.

"i dont like it."

"oh is the tea not to your liking? i think i have other types, i can ask phel to make another pot-"

"no. i dont like the robot."

"...why?"

"its off putting. you dont need it"

"hm... i think it looks pretty great. its customizable"

"so you designed it?"

"if by designing you mean i selected the short brown hair and blue eyes option then yeah. i think i did some other stuff to it but not much."

the comment had made xavier frown even more. MC sighed and put her cup down.

"okay this is clearly a bigger problem than phel just being off putting, do you wanna talk about it?"

"well... not in front of it" he mumbled. MC rolled her eyes and grabbed his hand. "Phel, we'll be in my room. Please dont enter unless an emergency has happened" the robot nodded and continued wiping the kitchen counter.

she dragged the sulking hunter and sat him on her bed, looking down at him she spoke "so, whats wrong?"

"is it your ideal type?"

"HUH?!"

"i mean you designed him to be what you like, right? if you want me to dye my hair thats fine-"

"woah hold on. are you jealous of it?"

xavier fell silent, fiddling with the string of his hoodie. MC sat down next to him, wrapping her arms around his waist and placing her chin on his shoulder.

"y'know i love you right? i could never replace you. much less with a robot."

"it can be here all the time, it can cook, entertain, comfort and other cool features the ad talked about..."

"yknow what it cant give me? it cant give me warmth during an over night mission. i cant feel its heartbeat rising because i did something cheeky. i cant see its gaze softening as it wakes up and realizes its me. it cant be xavier, and thats all i need."

the two stayed in their position as a soft silence filled the room, xavier placing a hand over hers and squeezing it.

"...i can learn how to cook"

"i- xavier you dont need to-" she said as she laughed.

"and im good at cleaning, ill help so get rid it"

she chuckled a bit more before placing a quick kiss on his lips. "ill return it tomorrow. and for the sake of our building, you can just buy me takeout."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

i always liked android and robot stories, i feel like theres a lot to explore even tho it has been getting repetitive in recent media. so when i got this chat i was inspired to do a fic based on it. first time writing xav kinda nervouse

[heartzzluvv]

☆ Things i’m manifesting ☆

☆ telekinesis

I feel like it would be really cool to have telekinesis, Ive always doubted the accounts on tiktok of people doing telekinesis but SHIII since anythings possible i might aswell manifest something ive always wanted!!

☆ winning a lottery

My mom needs this SOOO bad bruh!! This will help all our struggling.

☆ desired Friend group.

I have a specific friend group scripted aswell, idky but ive just been falling off with my friends like i have barley any friends left .

☆ Having A marks in every subject no matter what without studying

no becs does this even need an explanation? LIKE WHO WOULDNT WANT THIS? Ive been falling off, my grades are horrifying.

☆ photographic memory

Ive always wanted this && found this cool. Ive always found it cool how in “Alice in borderland” how he was able to always remember stuff, it was like a dreammm!

☆ Having pretty privilege.

No explanation.

☆ Desired scenarios to happen

No explanation.

☆ knowing human physiology , being able to read anybody just by their looks, moves,etc,

IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT PHYSIOLOGY! Like ive always found the whole topic cool. But when i found out about human physiology? I WAS SOO INVESTED! i have to wait to get the books, so why bother just make my 2D a reality.

☆ Revising WHOLLEEE family.

Mainly my birth dad since i havent met him, but my point stands

☆ Able to shift instantly on commands.

No explanation.

☆ Can breath and see underwater.

No explanation.

☆ ideal swimsuit

theres these super cute swimsuits that are like 30Million dollars for each piece and im like WTFFF so im just gonna wait for it to come to me

☆ meeting amazing people

I havent scripted anything about these amazing people, so im just gonna let it come unexpectedly!

☆ Going on an trip to disney cruise

No explanation.

☆ ability to see who is the good person (if you see green aura around a person that means he’s a good person and if you see a red aura around a person that means he's a Bad person).

Ive always wanted to be aware if somebody is bad or not, not like anybodys gonna listen to my ruling, but atleast I know.

☆ desired body&& face

No explanation

☆ healing power

No explanation

☆ Manifesting a genie that grants you unlimited wishes

Because what? ive always felt deep down that ts was possible.

☆ meeting future me

Because i wanna know how ill be in the future PERIODT

☆ Ability to see into the future.

No explanation

☆ a yacht

my family is dirt poor , so this would be so cool and mean sm to me idk

☆ mom randomly getting a loaddd of money

my moms poor

☆ being fluent in french and spanish

CAUSE IVE ALWAYS TRIED TO WANT TO KNOW THESE LANGUAGES

☆ not feeling any pain

No explanation

☆ able to see peoples auras

No explanation

☆ all animals love me

Cause it would be so cool for a bird to not scatter like they normally do when they see people

☆ an adorable kitten

My mom said no pets but idgaf

☆ a pendant that you can put on your stuffed animals or pets that allows you to understand and talk to them!

IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT MY PETS SAY!! Like i wonder if my cat just goes like “get tf away from me you ugly ass bitch”😍

☆ infinite money card

it would be so hard to explain

☆ getting a fairy friend , Whose name is magical && looks like tiana

basic name but idc. i really want that cute fairy.

☆ my mom being less strict

She wont let me date or dye my hair . OR GET A SEPTUM.

☆ all piercings heal fast

im supposed to get a belly, industrial, snake bites & septum. so ofc

☆ blowing up on tumblr

A DREAMMM FR!! but im not in a rush nd idm watching my acc slowly grow.

☆ learning more about LOA

I wonder if LOA works like this. like can i just manifest to manifest?? LMAO

word to manifest all - “Cinnamon roll”

[lexi0widow]

Wassup bestie, just as promised im here- and with a request for Stu macher, because there simply isn’t enough content for that lovely man! ;v;

so, could I request Stu with an Alt S/O, who finds out he’s one of the killers, and she’s just like, “…that’s..that’s kinda hot-“ and she just doesn’t give a fuck that he’s one of the killers-

dnhdjdhej-

I’m sorry but I can’t be normal about him. Could it be HC format, and you can add in NSFW if you like. anyways, feel free to dilute/take out some parts of this ask and, remember, take your time, and have a great day/night!

AHH!! I’m in love with this idea thank you for the request and apologies for taking so long!! 🫶🏻

STU MACHER x ALT!READER

So like

He LOVES you so much

literally everything about you, how you dress, your personality EVERYTHING

hes head over mf heels

If you wear platforms hes asking to try them on at least 10 times per day

I hc Stu as like super tall (like 6’4) so if you wear platforms he loves that hes not the only tall one anymore

Anytime you buy new clothes he needs a fashion show

Hes setting up a red carpet just so you can show him the new earrings you bought

Speaking of jewellery he loves buying you different stuff

Earrings, necklaces, bracelets anything you can think of hes bought you it at least once

If you dye your hair hes 100% helping you

He genuinely could care less about the mess you two make of his bathroom he wants to help!

He would spend all his time in your room if it matched your aesthetic (even if it didn’t hes still there everyday)

He buys you gothic stuff to decorate your room with

‘What do you mean you don’t need plastic bats to hang from the ceiling?’

Stares at you whilst you’re doing your makeup

As for the killer part

Hes SO nervous to tell you

Like i said he loves you and he 100% does not wanna lose you

So when you come home one day and hes standing with a knife in his hand covered in blood he damn near has a mental breakdown

But when you’re like

‘Lowkey- Thats hot-‘

OH MY GOD

Its like hes just fallen in love with you all over again

Tries to get you to join him and billy

Understands if you don’t want to

Is literally jumping around in happiness if you say yes

He loves you either way

NSFW

If you have any sensitive spots with piercings or tattoos good luck

Stu knows about them and he is absolutely using them against you

Lowkey hes down to try anything

He will sub if you ask him too

He will dom if you ask him too

He just wants you to be happy

And he wants to make you cum

Over and over again

Can do praise but he can also degrade

Or both at the same time

Whatever works for you

‘F-fuck such a good little slut for me aren’t you?’

Whimpers

Sorry but it had to be said Stu whimpers

Only cares about you

He would rather make you cum 1000 times and him not at all

then him cum and you have to fake it

Also wants you to be comfortable all the time

Makes a safe word even if it isn’t super rough

You’ve seen his tounge

He can do wonders with that tounge

Just wants his whore to have a good time <3

I hope that was okay my love<33 thank you so much for your request it was super fun to do

My asks are open for anyone else with requests!!

[hanniluvi]

love hurts. — sim jaeyun oneshot

“its a shame that i like you but you don’t.”

synopsis : you falling in love with your best friend was not only hurting you, but also ruining your relationship with him.

pairing : friend!jake x reader

genre : angst

WORD COUNT : 2K.

love is complicated. falling in love with someone is such a scary thought for you. yet here you are—heads over heels over some guy.

how did it start? how did you end up falling in love with your own best friend?

sim jaeyun, your best friend of 4 years, is a charming guy. Everything about him seemed perfect. his smile, his jokes, his accent—you loved everything. your goal of trying not to like him failed. usually, people who try hard to go for who they like right? but you couldn’t. someone was just in your way of doing so.

“ynnn?” jake's voice woke you up from your nap. he stared at you and gave a huge grin. you would’ve probably yelled at him for waking you up but he looked pretty. you examined his facial features. how can someone be this beautiful? there's was something about his eyes. his eyes is are so pretty—it was enough to lure you in. also his new hair color? gosh that black hair dye must have changed him.

“yn stop staring at me will you? do i have something on my face or—?” jake chuckled.

“ah sorry. i must have stared at you for a while.”

“no need to apologize, i know im good looking.”

“stop being so full of yourself jakey.”

You and Jake are incredibly close. you guys always did things together. You want to go to an amusement park? he's there with you. you want to go out and eat? he's already booking a reservation at a diner. wanna go shopping? jakes your personal bag carrier for the day. not only that, you loved taking pictures. you always carried a camera around and suddenly he was like your model. He would always take pictures of him. you loved going back through the pictures you took with him.

While lately he hasn't been able to do these activities with you, he always makes an effort to call or message you.

You really missed having him around. You could never reach him, like if he were some sort of celebrity or something. you texted him earlier, asking if he wanted to hang out.

but his message left a frown on your face.

“sorry yn i planned on hanging out with someone else :( next time?”

you sighed knowing there will be no next time. at some point, you got used to it. you were just going to stargaze and take pictures by yourself.

-

you reached the place where you and jake would always go to look at the stars. jake loved stargazing and so did you. you remembered the first time you guys went together.

“woah these stars are pretty”

“just like you”

“oh stop it jake.” you pushed jake playfully. when he said that you swore your heart was going crazy.

“okay but i mean it” jake said while he chuckled.

that memory never failed to make you giggle uncontrollably.

there were quite a lot of people at the location you’re at. it wasn’t shocking that many people were at your favorite spot. as you were scrolling through your instagram feed, you heard a familiar voice. you weren’t going insane right?

as you turned around, there he was. holding hands with a girl.

you didn’t know how to feel. your crush being with another girl? at your favorite spot?

He told the girl, "I love you.” She responded back with a smile. You weren't sure why that hurt. Shouldn't you be delighted with his relationship? Why were you feeling so sad? Why did you want him to tell you, "I love you" instead?

Why didn't he tell you earlier? Why did you have to learn something in this way? It hurts to witness your crush with someone else. Knowing you could never be with him broke your heart.

your favorite spot soon became your worst nightmare. it became the place where you discovered Jake loved another person.

For a few weeks, you ignored Jake. You felt sad after receiving all those texts and seeing those calls from him. It was just so sudden. How could you confront him once you knew? He didn't love you, but you did.

Everything had lost its fun. You couldn't even be bothered to eat something. If only you didn’t go that day, maybe you would be facetiming Jake right now. You were too busy to even try to get in touch with your friends. You felt your world falling apart. It was ridiculous, you were well aware. How could you behave in such a way toward somebody?

He wasn't just a somebody, though. He was someone you were close to for your entire life. He had such a wonderful attitude and was constantly kind. Even though you missed him, you knew that spending time with him would only make things worse. Hanging out with him will only make you deal with a bigger pain.

You were so preoccupied with your thoughts that you failed to notice Jake was directly looking at you. You jumped when he lightly touched your shoulder. You two made eye contact, and his worried expression was clear.

When you got up to get away from him, he grabbed your wrist.

“yn i don't get it. we used to talk so much, what happened? why are you running away from your problems?” jake said “are we really not going to talk anymore?”

you were hesitant to reply. you were so close to just telling him about your feelings. you were going to say something until he interrupted you.

“yn do you not want to be friends anymore?”

you stared at him. that sentence could be interpreted in so many ways but you knew what he meant.

“yn if you don't say something right now im seriously going to cut ties with you.” jake said with a serious tone. he was not joking.

“jake. how can i say this to you?” you said as you felt tears forming. “what do you mean yn?”

“how can i tell you i like you when you're in a relationship?” you said loudly. Tears were starting to fall. Even if you despised crying, here you are confessing to your best friend with tears running down your face.

“what..?” jake stared at you in shock.

“i like you. its been a while actually. i guess people weren’t wrong—eventually someone in the friendship would end up falling in love with the other. Unfortunately, it turned out to me, someone who is hopelessly in love with her best friend.” you stared at jake. you could tell he was still trying to process what you said.

“I ended being heads over heels over some guy who ended up being in a relationship. shocking isn't it? i never expected it either.”

“yn how did you know i was in a relationship? i never told—“

“Yeah, you never did. I thought we were best friends? Why did you hide your relationship form me? Maybe if you had told me sooner, it wouldn't have been so hard for me to move on from you. I had to find out that you were in our favorite place with someone else.” You struggled to hold in your tears. you saw Jake baffled, not knowing what to do with your confession.

“yn i dont even know what to say. i never you felt this way. im so sorry—“

“jake did you know how much it hurt me to see you with her? I was able to realize that I would never touch your hand, kiss you, embrace you, or say "I love you" to you after seeing her. it's a shame how i like you yet you don’t. you stole my heart and managed to break it into pieces.”

your breathing started becoming shaky. you couldn’t believe you were saying all of this. you knew he couldn’t do anything about your feelings. you knew he was deeply in love.

“Jake, I'm sorry. it was never my intention to make you feel guilty. I want you to be happy. it just hurts seeing someone you like in a relationship you know? it just allowed me to realize that i will never be the girl by your side. I truly wish for you to be happy. I'm glad you found someone who can make you smile like that.” The sobbing would not end. You kept wiping away your tears. It was pathetic to allow Jake to see you in this way.

“I'm truly sorry. Jake, I honestly wish I could continue being friends with you but I think it would just hurt me even more. I'm glad someone can finally be there to take care of you when I can't. Jake, I love you and I will miss you. I will never forget you, always remember that. After all, I was your friend for four years.” you smiled bitterly.

“yn wait shouldn't we talk it out? I mean I can't just let you go like that? you were my best friend for four fucking years. and we can still continue to be friends. please yn. stay.”

“I'm trying my hardest jake. I don't think it can work. I want to stay with you but I just can't. things would just become so awkward between us. a part of me wants to stay but another wants me to go. Please don't make me regret leaving.”

“yn please.” You could see Jake about to cry. you swear you were about to break down. You hated seeing Jake cry. and he was crying over you.

“jake please dont cry. especially over someone like me. you already have the perfect girl with you. she seems very sweet—shes totally your type. jake, please take care of yourself. promise me that you will continue to stay healthy, okay?” you tried to move away yet the grasp he had on your wrist was getting tighter.

“Jake let me go.”

“i cant. you're so special to me, you can't just leave because im with someone now. why can't you understand how i feel about this?”

“Jake, like I've said before, do you not realize me staying with you will only hurt me more? Do you expect me to lose feelings for you that easily? i fucking loved you for three whole years. I was scared of confessing, I admit that. but you know what? I asked you to hang out with me so I could tell you my feelings. I had hope because maybe you might have felt the same way. I spent that whole day practicing what I should say to you without messing up. you don't know the feeling of having your heart broken do you? you finally have someone you like to be with, yet I don’t. Someone beat me on getting you.”

you were losing it. Trying to leave Jake was not easy at all. after all you guys have spent four years together. Who would have thought you would try to end the friendship because the other is seeing someone? Even though you hated yourself for wanting to end your friendship with Jake, it was for the best.

Despite the fact that you will never be able to do this again, you gave him a hug. All you could say was “I'm sorry.” You could smell the cologne he was wearing—the same one you had given him a year earlier. “you still kept it?” you sighed.

“How could I not?”

“you're making this harder for me to leave you.”

“then stay.”

“can’t stay if I still have feelings for you. I don't wanna ruin your relationship with her. if i stop having feelings, i'll come back i promise.”

“okay.”

“bye jakey.”

“…bye”

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you said your final goodbyes. you couldn’t help but feel sad. you didn’t want to leave, but the sake of your heart you chose to do so. you were leaving your first love. Nothing more.

he was your first while you weren’t his. That shit hurts. You knew you were just going to remain as his best friend forever.

you lied. you were probably never going to see him again. you might even seek love anymore. you just didn’t want to chase some guy again just for him to fall in love with someone else. you failed. you weren’t supposed to fall in love with him. but, it was just your fate. you really couldn’t do anything about that.

Getting over him will not be easy, especially if he continues to blow up your phone. Why don't you delete all those photos of him since keeping them will only make you miss him more? Since you probably won’t see him again, keeping something special to you wouldn’t hurt. right? It is Jake, after all. The one who could always make you chuckle. The one who always made you feel better when you were sad. You guys made so many moments together that it was impossible to forget them all so quickly. But now, you will never see that again.

They weren't mistaken; love isn't always pleasant. Love is not always like those fairytales or those dramas. Love hurts. So much.

Maybe in another life you’ll have your happy ending.

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STAN MARSH and KYLE BROFLOVSKI friendship hc's!! ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

pairings; stan and kyle x fem!reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; goofy friendship head cannons!!

warnings; cussing, underage drinking

a/n; my first time writing so lmk if theres any mistakes

YOUR FRIEND GROUP WITH THEM

you guys try to start a band. stan plays the electric guitar and you play the drums. but kyle.... oh sweet kyle. this orange head plays some type of classical instrument. my boy be playing the cello during a mcr (my chemical romance) song i swear😭😭.

stan: "dude c'mon this ain't the 1700's your piano doesn't belong here."

y/n: "yeah pack it up bethoven"

kyle: "DUDE IM SORWRY YK MY PARENTS MAQDE ME PLAY THIS GAY ASS INSTRUMENT!!!"

you and stan just giggle

there's always sleepovers at your house 24/7. your house is a safe spot for them. like y'all always snuggle and cuddle together in your bed. its so comfy too because you have so many plushies. you guys always watch movies and take naps after for sureee.<33

baking bro. kyle is the best baker out of y'all. one time stan and you tried to bake premade cookies. hell nah the fire department came. kyle was so mad that day becuase it was his oven and his parents were out of town... you and stan had to get summer jobs to pay off his oven. you guys still owe money whoops. you guys really hope kyle forgot about this accident. (he didn't.)

you guys go stargazing!! and it's the best thing to do too. kyle would bring his telescope and. you and stan would bring the snacks, flashlights, and blankets. one time you guys went and there was a mediator shower. all of you guys were in awe as you saw the mediators flash by. lowkey wanna of the best and rememberable moment you guys all have together.

YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH STAN

sometimes when stan is having a bad day with his parents he sneaks into your room and brings some beer to drink with you. kyle doesn't know you guys do this at all. but you guys drink A LOT whenever he comes over. it's literally a problem but #yolo😜. the conversations are worth it though. you guys talk about the meaning of life and. say some random ass shit. for example you both confessed that you had a crush on each other at some point in your guys life. nothing but laughter after that.

one time stan decided he wanted you to bleach his hair. he only wanted to dye it cause he didn't wanna look like his dad. he was having a mental breakdown about it. he never really shows this side to anyone but you, his bestie. he cries into your chest for a long time after venting. once he looks at your shirt (filled with snot and tears) he says "sorry" so much it's literally so cute. once you were done comforting him it was time to bleach his hair:D. (Y'ALL WERE STILL DRUNK) after bleaching his hair it looked good to y'all at that time... when he got sober he literally said, "y/n what the fuck happened to my hair." clearly you remembered what led to his bleached hair but he didn't. stan dyed it back to black himself ha.

he always plays his guitar to you. if he had a crush on you he'd definitely write a love song for you to listen to. definitely hasn't wrote one before. he play's all these catchy riffs for you and loves to see your face in awe. always tries to teach you to play but you get distracted cause he's so close to you😏. you listen to music with him 24/7 and share headphones!! radiohead, deftones, mcr, my bloody valentine are y'alls go to music artists. music is therapy for y'all.

THIRFTING!!! y'all go thrifting everyday bro i swear. he always finds the best stuff too. he finds all the embroidered jeans, vintage tees, and hella cool jewelry. LIKE HELLOO SHARING IS CARINGG!!! nah but you guys do be sharing clothes and accessories. since you guys have the same style. you guys also be pulling up to them yard sales. that's when your luck happens and. that's when stan gets jealous. you guys are depressed but well dressed.

YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH KYLE

you always play with his hair. since its so cute and fluffy. he often gets insecure cause of cartman. but it comforts him when you play and style his hair. when you style his hair i'm talking about pigtails, braids, space buns all that cute stuff. to go with that you add clips, headbands and bows. he looks goofy as hell but anything for his best friend. sometimes when he's so stressed he asks if he can come over to your house. you say yes ofc. he only comes just so he can get his hair played by you. once you guys start chatting away and his hair is getting played with he get's so relaxed. this is what heaven feels like to him!!

starbies and studying at the library. ok out of the 3 of y'all you and kyle are the smartest. when you go to the library you guys always go to your go to spot every time. if someone is setting there. kyle asks them to politely leave. if not his short temper comes out. once the person finally leaves you guys set up everything organized. you guys borrow fancy highlighters for notes and. big wordy text books to read to each other. you guys always go over the answers if you have tests at school. kyle usually is the first to one to passout. so you have to carry him out of the library sometimes. he looks so peaceful why would you wanna wake him up😭. stan secretly gets jealous that you guys study at the library without him. like come on guys he's smart too.

PLAYING DREIDEL WITH HIM!!! he adores when you play dreidel with him! you always loose though🙄. no one can out beat him. when he first asked you to play with him and. you asked him what it was. he was so excited to tell you. you fell asleep because he told you the whole ass history of the dreidel. like you just wanted to learn how to play😭. whenever it's getting close to hannukah you make dreidels out of clay for everyone. you decorate them and stuff. sheila is tearing up cause y'all so cute together making dreidel's. she defenitly takes a photo of you two. after you gave everyone their dreidel. the last person to receive one was cartman.... it didn't go so well.

since you guys are nerds. you guys definitely write emo poems and. it always be late at night too. this is when y'all become so sensitive and emotional. trauma, bullying, blood, sweat, and tears. go into these poems omfg. you guys also write books for ike!! he loves them!! especially the ones from you. you and kyle also write dumb ass books for each other too. they even have lil crayon drawings lmaoo. for example: kyle wrote on called, "jew on the boat". it was one page that said, "jew on the boat". with a silly drawing. HELPPP YOU GUYS LAUGHED AT THIS FOR HOURS AND. IT WASN'T EVEN THAT FUNNY.

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What are your honest thoughts on the book kids? Both vk and ak?

i’m gonna be so honest with you it’s been a while since i reread the books. (what’s kinda adjacent is that i wish the books, the movies and the animated stuff was more cohesive with each other but i understand that they never planned on it being such a big franchise)

let me cut it here bc it got so long, i was very into it

i most vividly remember the first one, the prequel, and i dont think we see any kids that aren't in the movies, other than mentions. though i think Audrey in it is great, like her brittle handle on being the Perfect Auradon Princess and her huge desire to just sweep all unseemly things under the rug and like almost forceful insistence that everything is fine and great and all that exists is the softness and beauty in Auradon, down to her ignoring animals that aren't cute, ones that dont coo and cuddle. but when Ben pushes her she's intense and angry and almost scary.

the second book, return to the isle of the lost, introduces fun vks and mainly just name drops some aks:

i really like Mad Maddy, i like the thought that she and Mal were besties as kids, as close as sisters, twins even. and the fact that something happened between them that made Mal dye her hair, which she still does all these years later. i also think it's fun that her and Evie immediately dislike each other upon meeting. and i like that she's never 'redeemed', she's bitter and angry and scheming. and not bitter like Uma is, who wants more and better for herself and others, but deep in 'evil over everything' bitter, she leans into it and wants worse for everyone else.

Anthony Tremaine is so cunty. like i know we never get a visual of him but i know he was serving. he was comitted to his noble aesthetic and his bored drawl. i also liked that in the books there were a lot of cousins, i think it could be fun to have like a gang of them with maybe other nobles from their country (though obvi they wouldn't refer to themselves as a gang, they're too self-important and 'above it all'). i don't remember him doing anything super important other than supporting Maddy, which makes me think he's like a passive guy re: Isle situation, just choosing whatever he thinks is going to benefit him (and by extension, Tremaines) the most. in my fics, he and the Tremaines usually are adjacent Mal's gang through Dizzy's connection to Evie, just as like gratitude for watching out for her.

Ginny Gothel is great too, i don't know why i don't use her more, i really should. she was kinda friendly with Mal in the first book, not like they run together but more like they don't really have anything against each other and in social situations they talk and drink together. i love that she stole stuff from Maleficent's apartment it's fun. she very much gives me narcissit's daughter, who internilises it all and tries to imitate her mother. i think she would probably be very competetive, especially with Evie (overall, i think they have a potential for an interesting dynamic... a lot can be said but i don't wanna get too sidetracked, send me an ask if it's interesting to u)

Yzla doesn't do much except attend the Anti-Heroes club which i took as a green light to pretty much create my oc. i still think it's kinda dumb for Yzma to have a kid but eh whatever. i think Yzma wouldn't be a stereotypically bad mother, i think she's more like neglectful in a bad mood and "my kid and i are friends, im cool" in a good mood. anyway, when i do Yzla, they're nonbinary and androgynous, and a little manic, really smart, good at engineering and chemistry, so usually i make them a part of the gang and Carlos's assistant.

genuinely don't care for Hadie. like, i think the name is stupid, i think that he's Mal's half brother is stupid (since they never do anything about it), but i think there's potential to this character.

Diego de Vil is my babygirl. i have like a whole character inside my head for him because i think the potential of Carlos having a cool older cousin is just so great. if you go to my bad apples tag, you'll see more, but i created a whole band for him (and a twin!). he has a devil may care attitude and cares for Carlos but doesn't know how to express it at all.

now for the ones i don't have much to say about: Claudine Frollo has so so much potential and i've read really cool fics with her and the religious trauma she would obviously have. Harry and Jace should probably have a cool dynamic with Carlos, what with being forced to work for the de Vil family but i honestly forget they exist a lot of the time. Big Murph is friendly and helpful that is all i have to say about him (but it's interesting that he doesn't follow Uma). Eddie Balthazar and Hermie Bing just seem like they're there to fill spaces, but i'd love if someone fleshed them out. Gaston twins, i've seen good characterisation of them as following their father's footsteps and i think they are like if himbos were evil.

for the AKs of this book:

Pin, eh, not much to say except the name's dumb. Artie is a baby, but seems hot-headed in that heroic way. Herkie (again, dumb name) should have beef with Mal. Gordon is a little jealous, but i think he opens up a possibility of like messy family drama between the kids of the dwarves lol. i don't even wanna discuss Tiger Peony because i wish they didn't touch the indigenous characters because of the implications it has in-universe and they didn't do much with her anyway.

okay, now onto the rise of the isle of the lost:

whew, i love that this is focused on uma. i know i personally don't talk about her a lot since i'm mostly absorbed with the rotten four, but i love her and the pirates dearly.

(re: the Hook sisters, i don't have strong opinions on them, just thathc that's canon to me, they're all from different mothers)

Jonas is one of the people who has a confirmed appearence and the same actor was in the rotten to the core sequence, so i choose to believe it's the same guy. in my head, he used to be a vendor at the market, bored and tired of having to protect his stand, which is why he eagerly joins Uma.

i don't remember much of the personalities of other crew members, if they were given any, but i've read great Uma-centric stuff that fleshed them out greatly and really made me care about them.

for the aks, this is the first time we meet Lonnie's older brother. i don't wanna even type out the hate crime of a name they gave him. but overall, i think it's funny that Lonnie's a little sister, explains why she want to rebel and is always in everyone's business lol. for him personally, afaik he's not that much older than the main cast and i think the fact that him and Jay are friends so fun.

for Arabella, it's never revealed who her parents are but if we base it on the live action, i'd say her mum is Perla, she's said to be charismatic and diplomatic, her kingdom values the arts, which are qualities i think we can see in Arabella. i think it has interesting implications that she can go between land and sea as she wishes, especially if we take into account that magic is practically forbidden. is she an exception? also this is the second time an ak causes a uhhh hardship? in their desperation. Jane in d1, to change herself to fit into the judgemental social world of Auradon nobility, and Arabella here to prove that she's capabel of leading. she's said to be obsessed with Evie's style and overall a huge fashion lover, which i think probably makes people call her vapid, vain, ditzy, etc and why she wants to prove herself so badly. honestly, i don't see her a lot and i don't think i've ever written her into any of my fics but she offers a good window into what it's like to be a royal.

i thiiink this is also where Aziz is mentioned again? but genuinely all i take for him from canon is just his name. i love him and Jordan (Laila's version): they're practically siblings, they're a little too carefree, Aziz is leading the sassy man apocalypse and Jordan takes every opportunity to humble him (lovingly), they're kind of party animals though media just calls them socialites lol

ok im gonna be real with you, i never read escape from the isle of the lost so i think that's all, i hope i didn't miss anyone!

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Maybe drabble: just wanna cry her POV

From HER point of view cause I'm having a bad a day.

So stressed just kinda wanted to cry out of no where. Overwhelemed and underwhelmed too many choices and not enough so I wrote a "Maybe" drabble.... choose your he. You all know who my he would be he just looks cuddly.... God I feel like I sound like a creep.

18+ just incase Comments and reblogging welcome no reposting or publishing

Warnings are: angst and fluff and sadness feeling of being overwhelmed

"Hey babe what's wrong" he sits down next to me nuding me in the shoulder playfully

"Nothing" I'm kinda solemn

"You're pouting " he smirked

"I am not"

"You are too and it's adorable as much as I love it tell me what wrong I want to help."

"I'm just I can't im so overwhelmed I'm just"

"Just what." As she talked he grew more and more concerned

"Wanna give up......... and just leave move away"

"For a second there you scared me." He let out a sigh of relief. "You had a bad day or longer but it'll get better. I'll be right here if it doesn't. And then we can move away somewhere."

"Someone will always find you." She knew it was useless

"So I'll shave my head and dye my eyebrows pink" hoping he'd get a laugh out of her.

"You shave your hair and you're dead."

It's just I just want to cry I can't do this anymore."

"Can't do what baby, I can't help unless I know whats wrong." He pulled her closer practically on his lap with his arms wrapped around her holding her as tight as he can sitting sideways /next to eachother.'

"Just work and deadlines and I dont know what to write and it's overwhelming and there too many choices and too many options and classes and then I have no idea what I'm doing." The tears finally came to the surface.

"Shhhh its ok just let it out."

So are you shushing me or telling me not to sush?

He chuckled "I'm trying to comfort you. Am I doing that bad of a job."

"Yes" I pout.

"Tell me then tell me how I could make you feel better."

"Just hold me."

"Just hold you that's its?"

"Don't let me go."

"Never he wispered into my ear.

Its so clear like a memory a memory that's a dream of a memory like a deja vu of a dream where you're having deja vu. Everything is so clear.

That's what I think he would say anyway what I wish me what I wish he would do.

I wish I he could just hold me and let me cry and he wouldn't care if his shirt got wet or if we sat there for an hour. He'd just want me to be ok. And I'm writing this my tears are falling because millions of girl wish that. Millions of people I'm no one. I'm nothing just a drop of rain in a hurricane. I think he was the man on the train but who knows maybe it just wasn't meant to be maybe I....I dont know just maybe.

Hwr Facebook status said bad day kinda wanna cry and move away and start another life

Hw read it.. his heart broke. Little did she know that that had happened that he had held her as she cried made her could hot chocolate and they snuggled. He had stayed awake all night and watched her sleep. He remembered that day all too well.

He thought if only he could be with her now...maybe one day...maybe

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i am manifesting the urge to have you talk about your blorbos. please talk about the blorbos more please i want to learn more about them!

EEEEEE my head's kinda empty rn so i don't have anything in particular to share but here's some random lil details n tidbits abt the au that i've written down !

they all have certain characteristics that are left behind for a while after they change between hylian and dark world forms. wars' hair gets silvery in some places. briar has his facial markings. lumen's pupils glow a pale blue for a while afterward. fig has swirls and stripes marking his back that fade over time—when in the light, they have a slightly sparkly sheen to them. and legend's, of course, is pink hair (he actually loves how it looks and willingly changes to his dark world form from time to time to "dye" it)

they each Also have a special power that's unique to their forms! i want their forms to be treated more like tools than hindrances, so im giving them,,, boosts, as incentive to use them i guess. im still deciding on some of them, but i know i want wars' ferret form to be able to "see through objects" (i'll ramble about the consequences of That sometime later if people wanna know, don't wanna clog up this post w nonsense)

briar has his first drink with fig during the journey :)

fig still has quite a young mind at times, so it occasionally does ""childish"" things, like randomly making sand castles when they've camped near a beach, or saying "echoooo" when in a cave . bad example but like i said my brain is fried currently GVYAEGV

they r all mentally ill and therefore they all make random noises at each other btw . i make random noises all day so they do too <3 i do what i want

this was a short list im so sorry but im ending this w smth for y'all to consider: when one of them gets badly injured and the wounded is finally treated and resting, the others snuggle up in a pile around them,,,,,, worried . pile warm and comforting

[animunerdery]

your art is very good and i love it a lot !! ur vrry talented ! however, you seem to still draw usopp with his minstrel lips? i know thatd how they look in canon but a caricature is a caricature. im not saying thid in a mean spirited way, i just want to see your art improve and not alienate who you're trying to depict

Oda certainly has some “issues” with his designs, Usopp and most of the other black and brown characters, along with pretty much all of his women have fairly obvious “these were designed by a Japanese dude who loves boobs and has probably only seen non asian people in film/media vibes.”

That being said… if it were up to me, I probably would still exaggerate a fair amount of features, but push them more towards the direction of the ethnicity / nationality they’d represent.

Luffy and Vivi for example, I would definitely make brown. I’m pretty sure the live action show will be a disaster given how bad cowboy bebop was, BUT! The casting of live action Luffy is spot on! Curly hair? Check! Thick assed eyebrows? Check! Feral boy energy? Check!

Zoro I’d have it so he dyes his hair, his eyebrows can be dark thick assed Asian eyebrows and the moss is his choice cuz he’s an idiot and thinks it’s cool.

Nami, I’d make her overall a bit more elfin; give a bit of an upturn to her nose and freckles obviously. Aside from that not too much of a change. Animu already makes ppl kinda white looking…

Usopp would definitely be wide nose instead of long nose and frankly I’d give him more prominent eyelids. I think he’d be darker relative to the other mugiwara even if Banchina is mixed race.

Sanji I would definitely give a much bigger much more French nose and maybe make him more like a French Buscemi overall? Sanji’s biggest problems are in his writing, but I think Oda has definitely been showing growth in our weird confused little misogynist.

Chopper I can see as half Asian tbh bc there’s a ton of Asians in Canada. Also he’s a kid so not that different from the way I already draw him haha.

Robin I think would also be more about making that nose more prominent and making those deep set eyes and heavy eyelids pop. Though tbh she could be kinda mixed too, like white Eastern European mixed with Asiatic Steppe ppl blood could also work?

(The main thing I’d change with all the women is waistline and boob size lol, also Nami face, I would definitely make Hancock and Tashigi clearly Asian. Love that Nojiko is black in the live action and would totally make Miss Double Finger black as well. Vivi would totally be brown, why not black? Ptolemaic Egyptians are essentially Greeks, so more Middle Eastern Mediterranean Sefardi vibes for Vivi.)

Franky doesn’t really need much change except maybe the nose also being more prominent? He already does look kinda like a large white dude to begin with lol. His butt-butt chin thing is weird but within the realm of cartoon liberty.

And my Brook would probably look like an older cross between Marley and Hendrix. So not thaaat different from Oda’s design I guess? I think of him as being from Jamaica at any rate, no idea where Oda had actually slated him to be from…

I didn’t do them, but Jinbei would probably be an older chunky Asian dude, and Yamabro would probably be an albino? The whole white hair red eyes thing lol…

At any rate… design is still incredibly labor and thought intensive so despite his issues, I take my hat off with full respect to Oda sensei and base my drawings off those designs.

Also… redesign takes time and energy as well and tbh this blog is just dumb throwaway doodles that take me 5-30min to cobble together. If you wanna see beautifully redesigned mugiwaras, check out these blog rolls of incredible artists who actually put time and energy into their work!

[jessetransman]

i've been binge-reading stobotnik fics and decided to compile some of my favorite things i've seen as tropes and such, there may be some sensitive stuff in here but i dont really go in depth abt them

angst

agent stone has the most fucked up backstory

like he either fucked up a mission big time and was sent to robotnik as "punishment" or he was literally tortured

the doctor fucks up things with stone ASTRANOMICALLY. out of this world shit. and he feels guilty because this is the first guy whos actually cared for him.

goes w the trans!stone hc, gender dysphoria stone, since ive never seen the doctor as someone who really cares for genatalia if he was trans himself, he just does whatever the fuck he wants. Flat chest? New and Improved Government Made Binder! Slaaayy Button!

i saw one fic where walters was robotniks dad, and robotnik said hes an orphan because his mother died+ he doesnt see walters as his dad and that BROKE ME. my masculinity CRACKED.

either of them being heavily injured. that actually killed my grandma. that trope as a whole killed my whole family actually. wdym robotnik panicking over losing his agent or robotnik forgetting he's human and getting heavily injured himself

fluff

the doctor cracks and comforts stone

or compliments him. Begrudgingly.

the doctor dances infront of/with stone

stone makes the doctor a proper breakfast out of worry for his health

im an autistic!robotnik truther through and through so when i see stone complying to the traits of the doctor (e.g the whole texture stuff, social cues, etc) my heart melts. Who doesn't love a decent man with should-be common decency?

other

stone's name as aban. its all i gaf abt. give me better names rn. You cannot. to the person who started that i love u sm i use that name in my fics

the doctor figuring out his feelings yet not. love this man going "hah? huh? human emotion? no. No I actually just hate him a lot"

the canonical 'getting-in-the-agent's-face' thing. Use it more let me see that man nearly touch lips with stone

french robotnik. i saw it once. you have no clue how it changed my whole perspective of life. he gotta have some of that french blood somewhere fo sho

stone > robotnik strength wise. stone had some crazy ass training and ive seen that man's Body (im ngl hes hot as fuck) he'd be able to pick up robotnik fairly easily, i wanna see more agent stones strength being shown off to robotnik unintentionally and robotnik just Musing over it

autistic robotnik. click post. need i say more.

forgot to add. ginger robotnik but he dyes his hair brunette. I SAW IT ONCE BUT . it . it makes sense mannn

thats all i could think of at 3:15am . ty for coming to my ted talk

[beautouslysandy]

THIS IS FOR MATCHUPS😈🤗

Description: im hispanic and brown😍 Short wolfcut color brown with red on the ends, dark brown eyes and i kinda have a round face🧍.. i have a button nose and a big ahh scar on my left cheek 🙇(cat). uh i have snake bites and I kinda wear straight jeans w baggy shirts all the time 🐺 i wear alot of jewelry and i think that’s literally it

you sound like such a vibe…no joke and i am sorry about that cat scratch they can hurt pretty bad

by the way you weren’t specific on which fanfic…so i did both

enjoy your match up(s)! 🫶

OUTSIDERS: honestly i could kind of picture you vibing with the dallas. you with your amazing hair and low key but still stylish outfits next to him with his leather jacket and jewelry. you would make him swap rings, if he says no (which he always does, stupid dally) you would take it anyway. one time he did your red ends and let’s just say it won’t happen ever again! he just loves your eyes and could stare into them for days! and he does until you get freaked out haha! he also loves your scar and stuff because they make you, well you and they look pretty tuff. am I right or am i right? he definitely won’t straight up tell you everything he loves about you but let’s just say the dude is head over heels and there’s no way that’s ending. also if in your house hold you speak your native language, he gets thinking he is getting cussed or something of the such, typical dallas stuff, so you have translate for him.

a little skit/drabble

“doll? have you seen that ring, i stole from that jackass of a soc?” dallas says calling from upstairs.

you were sitting on one of the barstools at bucks, you were wearing your favorite go-to baggy shirt and your classic jeans. you have on like five different necklaces and six rings, but one stood out in particular when dallas saw you….his ring well the one he stole.

“no i dont.” you say not seeing dallas as you were playing with said ring

“sure, doll.” he says with a smirk, you now notice how close his voice and you look up to see the tal brunette looming over you. “can i have it back?” “nah.” “what?” with that he started chasing you, i know he really wanted that ring.

OUTERBANKS:

i am tore because you didn’t describe your personality which is fine cause i didn’t specify (so if you want a do over with your personality resists that’s completely fine 🫶) i wanna say jj or pope and i know two totally different energy’s right there. i am gonna say jj due to your style cause deep down he likes the girls that dress the way you do and he knows it. you probably wear his rings and jewelry, and it’s makes him crazy. for you it’s like wearing a shirt of his. you just already have enough baggy shirts and it’s something that you like. if you make jewelry, he probably will ask you make him a necklace or a bracelet. if you speak a foreign language in your household he will probably try and learn, when he wants to test out his new language skills he probably ends up saying something extremely offensive. when you tell him what it means….he kisses you and then bolts out of there while apologizes in said language but it ends up being even more offensive (poor jj). he is obsessed with your hair, he thinks it’s super attractive and cool. he will never be cool as you, just hard facts. he will trace your scars and bites but asks first as he doesn’t want to hurt you. he is simply just mesmerized by you.

little skit/drabble:

(is this one you dye your hair (like the ends) sorry if you don’t haha)

“woah mama.” jj says with a cat whistle, when you walk back out into the living

you smirk slightly as you go get some water. you ignore the cat whistle…..this time.

“did you just do that?” he says giving you a hug from behind.

“yeah…why?” you say turning around so you face him which you get greeted by a soft and quick kiss.

“it looks good, like really good…” he says going in to touch your hair which is stopped by you slapping his hand.

“no way.” you say not wanting your freshly cut, dyed and styled hair to get messed up.

he sighs, (your man loves playing with your hair), “ugh fine, your no fun.” “okay then, i guess we shouldn’t hangout anymore then.” you tease, you laugh as his smile drops and his eyes widened.

“bye bye.” you say teasingly, you wave softly and mockingly

“you don’t mean that, baby.” he says trying to convince you

“mhm.” you say and then get peckered with kissses

“okay i don’t mean it.” you say as he kisses you on the lips.

“that’s what i thought…now can i touch your hair?”

“still a no way.” “ughhhhh, your no-“

“huh?”

“nothing. baby nothing.”

[nami-lvr]

Correct OP Headcannons

Ft: Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Robin, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, Brook, and Franky!

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

A/N: Hey guys! First post YAYAYAYYAYAY 🔥🔥 I love love love the silly show smsmsm and the next part will include Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile!

Luffy

Erm I don’t have much for him

SIKE

Bro smells

Does not wash his ass

Has those back pimple thingys and lets you pop them (GROSS!!!)

Band kid

For sure

100% a band kid

iPad kid as well

Can’t do anything without entertainment

Has autism

If you disagree you don’t like autistic ppl :/ (JOKING OFC!!)

I think his special interest would be pirates bc he thinks they’re cool

Has greasy hair

Smells bad (knows) doesn’t care

Doesn’t floss his damn teeth

HAS CROOKED TEETH FIGHT ME ON THIS

Needs braces

Doesn’t get them bc this fool won’t take care of them

Paints his nails

Extremely ugly and bright colors

Cat shit green

Dog puke brown

Effervescent Shitstain

Whatever he can find

Usopp

My bbg would also be a band kid

Would not do anything with his hair.

At all.

Not even pick through it.

Goddamn it Usopp YOUR SCALP IS FALLING. OUT.

WASHYOURFUCKINGHAIRBOY

I swear

He just lets that shit grow

Won’t even loc up.

Istg DO SOMETHINF WITH UR HAIR

Only pulls bitches in his late teens/early adulthood because he doesn’t look 5 anymore

I’m convinced he has a gyatdayum uhhh

Fat ass

HAD TO SAY IT

Im positive that if he was real he would have that THANG just THANGin up back there

Grabbable asf

Nami

Popular pretty nice girl

Pick me (sorry!)

Would smell like strawberries for sure

Would be the girl to always have lotion on her

Would willingly take Spanish and be invested in it

Would always have gum on her

Lie about having gum on her so people won’t ask

People ask anyways

Definitelyyyy is the girl who only hangs out with guys (no shade to girls who do)

Not bc she gets along better

But because of Sanji 🙁

Literally they’re there to protect her from him (can you tell I hate Sanji yet 😛)

Basic white girl BUT I STILL LOVE HER

Stan Nami ong

She would be so proud of her friends

“Nami I got a 90% on my tes-“

“YAYYY! WERE GOING OUT TO EAT!”

So supportive

Very erm

Tough love kinda gal

You definitely have to WORK to be her friend

Robin

I heavily headcannon that she speaks Russian. (I’m projecting 😊)

She would teach you Russian for sure

And be like

Super nice about it

I love Robin

She is so

🩷🩷

Guys hear me out

She is a cat person

Would always wear fuzzy socks

Prefers the cold

She is allergic to grass fight me

Does yoga I can feel it in my bones

Would do yoga with you

Definitely bakes

Her favorite show is something true crime related

Zoro

Cmon man

This guy is so likeable

Dyes his hair a different color every month depending on what the awareness for that month is

As in blue for child abuse awareness month and green for mental health awareness month and so on

But no one knows that that’s why

They just think its cool

But he knows

He knows.

And I just think he would be the kind of guy to help the teachers clean the classroom

Straight C student

Sleeps in class

Has neck problems

Complains about said neck problems

Cycle repeats

Everyones friend

Natural born leader fr

Every tía would pass him the baby

He’s incredibly good with kids and wants some of his own

BUT!!!!

He is asexual

DUN DUN DUNNNN

Makes fun one people to their face (me for real)

Sanji

I fucking hate Sanji. Not sorry! He is weird 😁🫶🏻

Would probably grab my ass

Would probably stare at my boobs

(I’m a well built gal)

Chopper

My son

I adopted him back in erm

1800

Yes

Mexicans existed in the 1800’s and I adopted him then so

Everything I say from now on is cannon bc he is my son :p

Paints his nails

Bites his nails

Has autism

Bc I said so

Definitely loves plain pasta

Like thats his favorite food

Brook

Erm

I don’t really like him either-

SIKE YOU THOUGHT

Bro is a stoner

No more questions

Tokes it up in the back of class

Gives no fucks if he gets caught

The kinda guy you wanna smoke your first joint with

Extremely good trip sitter

I feel like

I really feel like

I hope hope hope

He would dislike Sanji for being perverted and see that its bad and change his ways

💔💔💔💔

Brook recovery arc bc i say so

#brook redemption arc

Franky

The fun uncle

Everyone loves Franky

Loud drunk

Extremely loud drunk

Like

Noise complaint loud kinda drunk

Still funny as shit thought

[laylalatter]

You'll be regretful

IM FEELING ANGSTY, HAVE MIMIN ANGST. based on shuhua's prediction on Minnie's love life !!!

"I love youuu~!" Miyeon's voice echoed throughout the room.

"Miyeon.."

"Yes?" Minnie sighed, causing Miyeon to tense up and get nervous. "You know I love your blonde hair, right?" Miyeon sighed in relief, "You scared me! But yes, you talk about it too much, you really love me hmm?"

Minnie giggled, she loved seeing her girlfriend get nervous. "Let's make a bet."

"And that would be..?"

"When the impossible happens, when we break up. Let's dye our hair only when we've finally moved on from each other! Your hair would be blonde fore-"

"Minnie."

Miyeon cuts off Minnie, a severe and stern tone dripping from her words.

"Sure but-"

"But what?" Minnie tilts her head slightly, Miyeon takes a deep breath, holding both of Minnie's hands, then looks directly at her eyes.

"Let's not think of it as forever, it'll hurt more if we say that. Mistakes can still occur, and regrets can still be made. I feel the happiest with you, honest! But, we can't just promise each other. Logically, It isn't possible, and all it'll do is hurt more when the impossible happens. Minnie, I love you and don't want you to go through the pain of forgetting me, alright?"

Tears were already running down Minnie's eyes, she loved Miyeon so much, It's insane. Miyeon cares for her future heartbreak, she wants to stay by her side forever, and as Miyeon said, It's impossible.

~~~~~~~~

Minnie's figure can be found in the comfort of her own bed and home, unfortunately, it wasn't comfortable. The end of forever came faster than she had expected, not fast, but it felt as if their break up came so suddenly even if it was months ago. She's holding back tears, dwelling on a news article she had just read. 'Cho Miyeon and Jung Jihyun rumored to be back together!?'

Fuck, she really shouldn't think about it, she lost her right to be jealous. Worst of it all, she knows the truth, and the truth is, the two are actually back together. She just wishes death upon this feeling, she hates it, but she can't rid of it.

He has everything she used to have, being able to be seen by the public with Miyeon, having Miyeon in his arms, happily laughing with her.. he has Miyeon now.

To get her mind distracted from the emotional hurt, she clicked on one of their old series, "Up to (G)I-DLE" She watched till she got to an episode with shuhua reading the tarot cards, she's still impressed with Shuhua's new-found ability of predicting.

"Read mine!"

"Okay- what do you wanna know?"

"I wanna know about my love life!"

"Sure! Pick a card then give it to me"

"Here" "Hmmmm~"

"?"

"You'll be regretful"

It made sense now, and she didn't like it. Stupid fucking tarot cards.