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[whatevertheweather]

Thank you @artsyunderstudy @martsonmars @you-remind-me-of-the-babe for the tags today, and everyone else who's been tagging me recently! It's gotten rather later than I wanted to be posting, but it's still Wednesday, so here we go.

I've been waffling back and forth on what to post for a truly silly amount of time, and I'm sick of it, so I'm just going to commit to a small bit. I think the hesitation is that this is from CORB, and I decided the other day that this fic needs to be in first person, which is...nervewracking for me. I've never been able to write in first person before, but it's happening! And it's a weird adjustment for me. In a good way. Anyway. Here.

For a second—a split second—I imagine it’s all an experiment. Just a bit of field research, and soon I’ll get the chance to write out my findings for posterity. In conclusion, vampires can be sustained on blood and madness alone. Sufficient sensory deprivation and starvation will induce hallucinations after one (to two to three to four) weeks, but do not prove fatal. “Oi!” the hallucination says, and I open my eyes, for all the good it does me. “I know you can hear me.” “That’s the problem,” I croak.

Tags/hellos under the cut!

@cutestkilla @fatalfangirl @moodandmist @whogaveyoupermission @bookish-bogwitch @nightimedreamersworld @forabeatofadrum @iamamythologicalcreature @ileadacharmedlife @aristocratic-otter @alexalexinii @rimeswithpurple @ivelovedhimthroughworse

[zukotheartist]

My poll reaching 1310 votes on 13/10 aka also my bday and friday the 13th is soo🥰🥰🥰

[53v3nfrn5]

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[ultrafacts]

[sabertoothwalrus]

the way tumblr tags trend is so funny, sometimes it seems like if ONE post gets popular the entire tag trends.

I’m gonna do an experiment. let’s use the tag

uhhhhhh

#mole interest

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[sleepygaymerdisease]

[epoxyconfetti]

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

[plaguedocboi]

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Very much inspired by that Valentine Pin-Up Alastor merch where the only significant change is him having his bow-tie unclipped.

Anyway, happy valentine day sike, it's Aro week and we are begrudgingly going on dates to help our friends with their heist. Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 (end)

[thepioden]

I see your "Laios is trans" but that dude is THE most apathetically agender person on the planet. Laios does not have time for gender. Laios does not even HAVE a gender identity, he removed it to make room for more Monster Facts.

[53v3nfrn5]

Solar Eclipse Shadows

These solar eclipse shadows form due to the distance between the sun and the leaves on the trees. The distance and the proximity of the leaves to one another cause for a "lensing" type effect, making the eclipse shadow clearer to the human eye.

[coloredcompulsion]

[toastbutteregg]