#and it MAKES SENSE

[televised-eyes]

aziracrow is fun bc the cool hot girl longs for the nerd

[himbionn]

The queerest bitches I know.

(Early B-Day gift for @galaxyartmaps cause I don't know anyone more obsessed with this book series than them)

[thesamoanqueen]

It's official, from today onwards, March 8th will be the Women's and Tribal Chief's Day.

[brenshor]

Enid: See that's your problem Wednesday, you don't care if you get hurt. But you know how I'll feel? I'll be devastated. And if you die, I will literally go out of my freakin' mind.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I heard you missed us? 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

GET OUT OF MY INBOX ALL OF YOU PSYCHOS YOU'RE LIKE THAT ONE DUDE WHO CANNOT GET THE FUCK OVER HIS EX AND KEEPS CRYING OVER THEIR ANNIVERSARY AND EVENTUALLY THREATENS MURDER.

IT HAS BEEN *CHECK TIME* how many years...

1980 YEARS.

SURELY WE CAN MOVE ON NOW. GET GUIDANCE COUNSELLING. HE'S GONE. HE'S DEAD. HE AIN'T COMIN' BACK JUST FOR YOU TO MURDER HIM AGAIN.

*BURSTS INTO TAYLOR SWIFT*

WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER YOU GO NECROMANCING MURDER DANCING STABBING ME BUT WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER

-Julius Caesar probably

AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT STOP EATING JESUS.

[morgansplace]

I'm happy. Then I remember that "Tank" is not darlin's canonical nickname and I'm not happy anymore

[agoraphobe]

bigfoot has avoidant personality disorder

[short-wooloo]

I've seen a few posts about how mandos hate child endangerment...

Guys

That's fanon

There is no indication that mandalorians hate endangering children anymore than any other group, culture, individual or responsible/sensible parent

If anything the opposite might be true, in both canon and legends it seems that mandalorians (the warriors anyways) consider a certain amount of endangerment to be acceptable-if not tacitly encouraged-in child rearing

[shvoowsh]

finally getting around to watching the latest season of bridgerton and while i logically knew pen would be awkward i somehow forgot my intense reaction to secondhand embarrassment

[coldninjaruins-blog]

Anyway Mike using metaphors from DnD or lord of the rings with El to explain how they are going to get their happy ending is cute asf yall are just haters and insecure.

[roostertuftart]

I swear post covid changed my view on Kyle while also validating so many of the things I thought about him soooo much

[thedarklordgivenofucks]

Right, so I was thinking the other day about how often online people bring up how messed up Animorphs was, or how Warriors was Game of Thrones but with cats, etc.

And I wonder if that's the exact reason those stories stuck with us for so long, even though we hadn't read them since we were children - because they were darker

Like, so much of children's literature is pretty tame, and I think even as a child I'd caught on to the fact that no matter what happened, the characters weren't really in danger, that the good guys will always win, etc.

But, Warriors is not like that at all. Warriors killed characters on screen regardless of whose "side" they were on. And in animorphs, could you even be sure you knew who was "good" and who was "evil"?

I think I can credit those stories for teaching me to love more complicated plots and greyscale morality axis problems, and for my love of story telling as a whole - because they didn't limit themselves to the more "lol this is just for kids" mindset

And I think that, on a greater scale, that's why those stories have stuck with us our whole lives.

[emahriel]

New Dune Pt 2 trailer dropped, and I couldn't help but notice how these tattoos look like traditional Berber tattoos... why does this make me so happy

[silly-l1ttle-guy]

i love it when people draw giorno with little fangs

[fantomette22]

Bimbom @bimbomcgee ! You headcanon that the fishing Hamlet was 30-50 years prior to Bloodborne events ?

Well me too 🤝

[mistyyhaze]

They didn’t show Loid’s back when he was in the shower and since in the official dress up dolls he was wearing a shirt I’m assuming he has a major scar on his back or elsewhere on his body from the war or a previous mission ???