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I can't believe it's 2025 and we still don't have a way for me to give my empty uterus to a trans woman who wants to carry a child
For Sale: Ace Womb, Never Used
#asexual#ace#trans#humor#(it would be available to anyone who wants to carry a baby btw men deserve to take advantage of womb swap too)
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My boy, sweetest joy I’ve known ;-;
#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#epic odysseus#epic telemachus#telemachus#odysseus#the ithaca saga#the odyssey#the hands that cradled you are covered in blood#but they cradled me yes?#something about odysseus coming home after 20 years only to see men trying to kill his son#yeah I would’ve murked them all too#that’s his baby no one better touch him
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being a fan of a female fictional character is like yes im in love with her soulfully and carnally but i am ALSO her defence attorney her ambassador her pr manager her representative her missionary her right hand arm man her silly rabbit. her scholar her explainer the last man standing in her army. phd in explaining her nuance and depth priesthood in her church. could i be talking about other things?? move on?? maybe!!! were i not the animated suit of armor in her temple bound to protect her for eternity
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yeah this is a self-evident biological hierarchy. that's why we have to enforce it with violence
#bolo speaks#<- spends way too much time reading subreddits dedicated to catching incels in 4k and making fun of them to be good for her mental health#but genuinely the number of men online willing to say men are inherently [this way] and women are [that way] and that's why dissenters#should be BRUTALIZED is insane
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doesn't have to be a definitive or strongly held opinion, just which option seems preferable currently. also sorry for neglecting the people already married lol in that case obviously just pick what you did!
#ideally i'd have separate categories for women theoretically marrying men since that's obviously the main group expected to#but that would get too complicated i think#don't say you don't want to get married. we're talking about a hypothetical situation here#personally i like the concept of double barrelling (especially if you're having kids)#but unfortunately my long unpronounceable surname rules that out. so otherwise it's a hard no for me#polls
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me if being obsessed with older men was illegal

#and fictitious men too#girlblogging#cillian murphy#drew starkey#mads mikkelsen#hayden christensen#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner x reader#matthew gray gubler#alexander skarsgard#bill skarsgård#tommy shelby x reader#rafe cameron x reader#andrew lincoln#sabrina carpenter#please please please#barry keoghan#especially cillian murphy#cillian murphy x reader#tywin lannister
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Kurt reading the Bible for the first time
#this exploded in twitter so I will be posting it on here too and see what happens lol#nightcrawler#digital drawing#digital art#digitalart#artists on tumblr#my art#digital illustration#artwork#art#x men#x men 97#x men comics#xmen fanart#kurt wagner
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Finally finished up the first page of this sketchbook! I started it back in July but was too scared to finish it until a couple days ago, but now she's done, and I'm super happy with how it turned out <3<3

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Most underrated part of the Deadpool & Wolverine movie is when Deadpool mentions that his girlfriend left him, and Wolverine's first response was to say, "You had a girlfriend???" because he genuinely can not fathom that this man is into women
#at that point he had only seen him hit on men#and he spent like all of the movie hitting on Wolvie#honestly if I was Wolvie I'd be surprised too#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#james logan howlett#logan howlett#xmen#x men#deadpool movies#marvel#poolverine
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andrew is the fakest idgafer because there’s no way he was chill about his sexy situationship (love of his life) giving him a QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS in stolen yakuza blood money to buy him a maserati. his dream car.
he is but a simple gay man. i know damn well he had to sit on the roof and smoke for three hours while blasting complicated by avril lavigne on loop before he was chill enough to be seen
#neil and his god tier rizz strikes again#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#nora sakavic#the kings men#if only we had his pov but i fear it would be too powerful (traumatic)
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I think it’s worth a shot guys
#ONE CHANCE PLEASE#dude so down bad for Stack and Bo too but those fellas are taken men n I know my place 🫡#remmick sinners#remmick#remmick x reader#my post
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Bruh. He tried not to shake her hand. He didn't look at her. He didn't say her name. Harris did the opposite.
We've all worked with a dick like that who thinks he's better than you, a woman. Fuck that noise.
#random#kamala harris#donald trump#us politics#politics#democrats#republicans#us elections#election 2024#2024 presidential election#presidential debate#some men are triggered by this post#maybe quit being hysterical and stop being little bitches? i know thats asking too much for you snowflakes
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that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies
#logan 2017#wolverine#x-23#hope u dont mind that this is a bit ooc from the movie i just thought it was funny#i made this comic a looong time ago but i had my reasons to not post art in 2023... im sure other artists had the scare too....#tbh i still do but whatever man i just wanna post my silly drawings in peace <//3#my art#ghostlydoodles#marvel#x men#logan howlett#logan#x-men#laura kinney#laura howlett#artists on tumblr
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Okay but Stan is ALSO trans and has yet to tell either of them so it’s fine (as soon as you put he/him in your bio you become horrible at communicating I fear)
#memes#art#my crappy art#kay draws#my art#grunkle stan#gravity falls memes#gravity falls mabel#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#trans dipper pines#dipper pines#transgender#dipper and mabel#mabel pines#mabel fanart#dipper fanart#trans grunkle stan#ah yes a family of trans men who squint at each other and go hmmm yup you pass#cisgender misconceptions#and also mabel is here too
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finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”

#actually mentally ill#fictional men are better#i got too silly#fanfic humor#tumblr memes#relatable#relatable memes#x reader#gojo satoru x reader#chuuya nakahara x reader#dazai osamu x reader#saiki k x reader#shoto todoroki x reader#bucky barnes x reader#billy hargrove x reader#anakin skywalker x reader#theodore nott x reader#lorenzo berkshire x reader#mattheo riddle x reader#cillian murphy x reader#johnathan crane x reader#dick grayson x reader#damon salvatore x reader#klaus mikaelson x reader#draco malfoy x reader#stiles stilinksi x reader#steve harrington x reader#steve rogers x reader#tony stark x reader#zhongli x reader
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