#and not in the good way

[junebugdunes]

hi did you know that I love him

[khytal]

ASORYUU IN REAL

[frenzyarts]

Some of you guys are kind of weird

[smilingbuckley]

Anyone else avoid fics where Shannon Diaz is still alive? Idk, I just hate her so much. She called raising her disabled kid exhausting and focused more on finding a cure than figuring out how to help her kid live in a world that doesn't accept him. She was so blinded by his disability that she couldn't see the kid behind it. And then it was just easier to abandon that kid. But then she had to force her way back into his life when she was contacted again, not owning up to what she did at all. And I think she was also planning on leaving before she died, if I remember correctly?

So yeah fics where she and Eddie co-parent make me laugh because Christopher deserves a better parent than that ableist deadbeat mom.

'But Eddie left too', Eddie never left because of Christopher's disability. He was in the army and wasn't ready to be a parent, but when he got back he owned up to it and NEVER treated his kid differently because of his disability. He was afraid of being a dad, not Christopher's disability. And after that he always made sure Christopher knows he's loved and that even with his disability he can do what he wants, even if it means they'll have to figure out a different way.

(I am saying this as a fellow disabled person who was also called exhausting by their parent. Specifically, my mom said she didn't have a life because of my disability because of how she needed to adapt to it. It's not like I chose to be disabled? YOU chose to have a kid, own up to your responsibilities. If you can't take care of a disabled child you shouldn't have children in the first place because disabilities aren't just genetic.)

[teecupangel]

Hear me out:

Soulmate au where soulmarks were created by the Isu to ensure that the right matches would be made in order to get to the chosen one.

They appear the moment two soulmates see each other for the first time, and they start itching after a few days of separation. After a week or so, they start burning.

By the time Desmond is born soulmarks are exceptionally rare, so he does not expect to get one himself, (and by all means he shouldn't get one, since we know that he is the chosen one) but he does, and it's right after he wakes up in Abstergo's Rome facility.

He's really hoping that his soulmate is the cute blonde lady, and not the crazy old guy.

(Ideally this would start as a Desmond/Lucy story only to then switch to a deconstruction of the soulmate trope as they both fall in love with different people instead. Time travel might be involved, for AltDes purpuses.)

(It's up to you whether Desmond and Lucy's soulmarks are a mistake on the Isu's part or something more sinister, maybe Juno's plan to get a new body by being reborn as Lucy's daughter after Desmond dies to save the world? Of course this would imply that in this timeline she doesn't kill her in Brotherhood...)

Or…

It’s a man-made created soulmark?

Like Abstergo managed to get the device that had been used to add the soulmark into humans and they tried to reverse engineer it?

It’s not perfect but they managed to make it work and all they have to do is inject a person with the ‘solution’ from the device that makes use of other chemical components that would trigger the ‘soulmate symptoms’ plus a secret ingredient.

The blood of the intended ‘partner’.

This isn’t how the device actually worked. The device itself used the DNA as seen in the calculations to set up the solutions which would be added to the humans’ genes using another device but Abstergo can’t find the device itself (the device is actually the Eye in the Grand Temple as that’s the one which has the capabilities to see into the future and thus can connect with the Calculations stable enough for the Capitoline Triad to add in the solutions into the Calculations) without the need of any injections to the targets.

So, Abstergo make do with creating an injection, calling it ‘YN-001’ and they injected it to both Desmond and Lucy while Desmond was unconscious so it only triggered when he first got out of the Animus and his eyes met Lucy’s.

Why?

Because by making Desmond believe that Lucy is his soulmate, he’d be easier to control for Project Siren.

But it all come crashing down when Juno controlled Desmond in the Colosseum vault, calling Lucy an abomination and showing everyone using the golden holograms that Lucy and Vidic had injected Desmond with YN-001 to make him believe Lucy is his soulmate.

If you want Lucy to live, Desmond’s feelings for her (which he believed to be love because he did believe he and Lucy were soulmates) makes him able to control his body before he stabs Lucy and he managed to strike a little to the right, missing her vital organs instead.

He still falls in a coma and Clay tells him the truth of Juno’s words. How the soulmate system had been created to ensure that Desmond was born. It was never about fated love or true happiness, it had always been to ensure the birth of the chosen one.

So… AC Revelations happen with Desmond jaded because of Lucy’s betrayal and the truth about the entire soulmate system.

When AC3 rolls around, Desmond actually confronts Bill and asked if he ever loved Desmond’s mother.

The hesitation in Bill’s voice as he tells him that he cared for his wife and she cared for him as well was all Desmond needed to know that they might have been soulmates but his parents didn’t even love one another.

So what did that mean for Ezio?

For Altaïr?

Ezio got the courage to leave the Brotherhood because he believed that Sofia was his soulmate and that they were meant to be together.

Altaïr married Maria and raised a family with her for decades because of the soulmark they shared.

Did that invalidate their feelings?

Did that invalidate their love for one another?

Desmond didn’t want to believe it.

Because if that was true…

If the whole soulmate system was meant to ensure that people would give birth to individuals that would later end up becoming part of Desmond Miles’ genes…

Then… didn’t that meant the feelings soulmates held for one another were their chains?

That they were unable to break from?

Unorganized Notes (AltDes because I was given an option and I will take it XD):

Desmond is under the impression that the soulmate system can influence feelings. It does not. The soulmate system relies on humans believing they are meant to fall in love with their soulmate to work. It can only trigger hormones and the burning sensation if they’re not with their soulmate but, other than that, the feelings are their own.

Desmond doesn’t believe this as he did fell in love with Lucy but her betrayal and the truth about the soulmate system made him believe that his own feelings were 'created' beyond his control and the only way to finally stop the feelings is after their ‘part’ of the calculations is done (which is true as Bill and his wife have been separated since the attack on the Farm and Bill doesn’t show any pain that should have come from the ‘burning’).

Desmond gets sent back in time a few months before the start of AC1 (late June 1191). From there, Altaïr and Desmond meet and they fall in love.

Desmond’s love for Altaïr is real for him because it’s not the soulmate system. However, he also knows that Altaïr would fall in love with his soulmate once they met. Altaïr doesn’t believe he has a soulmate and his feelings for Desmond are real for him as well. He also knows that Desmond hates the very concept of soulmates while Altaïr actually holds it in a high regard because his own parents were soulmates and he lost both of them at such an early age that he wished to believe they had been happy.

Desmond knows that and that’s why he could never tell Altaïr the truth about the soulmate system. It would be cruel and… Desmond loves Altaïr too much to tell him that his parents had him to ensure that Desmond Miles would be born.

Desmond is also jaded enough to tell Altaïr that once he meets his soulmate, he will ‘forget’ about Desmond so… Desmond doesn’t care how fast they were moving. He only had a few months with Altaïr and he was greedy enough to take and take as much as he could until Altaïr would no longer be by his side.

Altaïr wants to show Desmond that he won’t go anywhere even if his soulmate were to appear so he indulges all of Desmond’s wishes.

Altaïr and Desmond’s relationship is a secret… with only Kadar knowing about it because he saw the both of them together once and he promised not to say anything.

Then… June 1191 came and it’s up to you if Kadar survived or not.

Throughout Altaïr’s hunt for the Seven, Desmond is the only person who stayed by his side, not judging him for his failures. Some of the Assassins and informants try to help Altaïr because they wanted to but their actions are tainted by Al Mualim’s orders to make Altaïr work for their support. Because of this, Altaïr feels isolated with Desmond being the only one who stayed by his side. Desmond doesn’t stop him from thinking that because he knows their time together was slowly coming to a close so he holds Altaïr as tightly as he could for the few remaining weeks they have left.

Until…

September 1191 rolled around and Altaïr meets Maria Thorpe. His soulmark appears at the same time hers did and they both stared at each other with wide eyes before Altaïr runs away.

Instead of going to Malik like in canon, he goes to Desmond and Desmond knows just by looking at the rattled expression on Altaïr’s face that he had met Maria. He unclasped Altaïr’s hidden blade and stares at his soulmark, marking Altaïr’s left arm, before saying goodbye. Altaïr tries to stop him but Desmond tells him that the soulmark cannot be erased and Altaïr is ‘destined’ to be with Maria.

“Maybe… maybe in six years… you will remember that you loved me. Maybe…”

Altaïr promises never to forget his love for Desmond but Desmond believes he will forget it. Instead of saying that though, Desmond just smiles at him and tells him he has to go to Malik and save the Brotherhood.

The rest of the plot happens and Altaïr returns to Jerusalem as soon as he could even as he took the mantle of mentor. Instead, he finds Desmond’s home empty and… Maria there, holding a letter that Desmond had given her when she had been looking for Altaïr.

So, more angst happen here and there, Altaïr refuses to fall in love with Maria, Maria is torn between wanting to hate Altaïr and pitying him because she can see how much Altaïr was in pain, and…

Well, we can go for various endings for this one…

Possible Endings:

Downer-ish ending: Altaïr and Maria do fall in love in the end but Maria will always know that Altaïr’s feelings for her paled in comparison to how he feels for Desmond. When Sef is born, their soulmark stop trying to burn them if they try to leave each other’s side but, at that point, Altaïr loved his sons too much to abandon them. (If you want to turn this into a bittersweet complicated ending: Desmond visits after Sef’s birth and he asks Altaïr if he remembers how he loved him, Altaïr replies he never forgot and Desmond would have to live with the guilt of hurting Altaïr needlessly but still remaining by his side and becoming Altaïr’s lover who has a strained relationship with Maria)

Good-ish ending: Kadar stops Desmond from actually leaving and Altaïr manages to catch up, begging Desmond to stay by his side. His soulmark with Maria forces Maria and Altaïr to be near with one another every few days but Maria knows Altaïr’s heart belongs to Desmond. Desmond feels guilty for hurting Maria but Maria just waves it off as she has no reason to fall in love with a man in love with someone else. Maria and Altaïr’s chains finally break when Sef is born and Maria leaves Masyaf as she had always felt like a stranger in the Brotherhood (happy ending for Maria and our KadMar agenda: she goes stay with Kadar in Jerusalem instead and this could end up as romantic or platonic).

‘Golden’ ending: Altaïr uses the Apple to find a way to erase his and Maria’s soulmark with Maria being his ally as she doesn’t want to have a soulmark of a man who is obviously in love with another person. The Apple brings them to an Isu temple and Desmond is also there because, the truth was, he couldn’t bury his feelings for Altaïr and he wanted to be selfish for once so he was looking for a way to erase Altaïr’s soulmark so he can ‘remember’ Desmond. They end up using the device in that Isu temple after Altaïr tells Desmond that he never stopped loving him and the reason why they’re there is to erase his soulmark as well. Maria’s just there, feeling pity for the pain the two had gone through but also annoyed because a lot of the drama wouldn’t have happened if. They. Had. Talked. To. Each. Other. Instead. Of. Desmond. Running. Away. In. The. First. Place. Anyway, happy ending with Altaïr finally erasing his and Maria’s soulmark and Maria goes her own merry way with her dreams of wanting to find her own path.

(sidebar: if you want a soulmate AU AltDes, then may I suggest Zero Eclipse? The soulmate mark is an Isu invention in that one too (by the Isu Inanna) with a similar premise of ‘you will earn your soulmark if you do what we want you to do and follow the Calculation we chose’)

[professional-termite]

*while you're distracted arguing with everyone, someone switches your lighter for normal, human one, without any gas*

*eddie flicks the lighter under his palm...and again...and nothing happens. except his hand gets burnt.*

what...? WHAT? NO!!! NO!!!!! WHO TOOK IT??? WHO TOOK IT???? @urielwiththegoodhair @ask-eric-the-disposable-demon @janeway-lover @echosghoast @helphowdoiusethis WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK IT? HOW COULD YOU? WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TO ME???

[navybrat817]

That feeling of getting your car paid off.

And getting rear-ended.

Thankfully the kids weren't in the car.

Happy Monday.

[heretherebedork]

NOOOO. They don't deserve your apology. You were right, dude. 100% right. And they were wrong and did awful things and have decided that doing those awful things is more right and they're wrong, damnit.

Booooo.

Oh fuck off, you deserve his judgement and you're a shitty person and you should stop trying to ride on a high horse.

(The things I could say about this show and how it treats morality in regards to sex and none of it good and none of it complimentary and so I won't but just know that this show hates you for being a virgin but also hates you for having kinky sex.)

You can be mad at Puen all you want, fucker. That doesn't give you the right to tell your friend to injure him during sex. Like... not how this works!

And the show is absolutely condoning this!?! like, fuck this. No. Go to heeeeeelll.

DUDE.

You told Soong you went too far! You admitted Zouey was right! So what the fuck is this!?

Zouey was right. You call him immature because he doesn't engage with sex the same way you do and then you act like hurting other people with sex is the only way to be mature and then, when he points it out, y'all throw a fucking hissy fit even though you know he's right.

Auuuugh.

AUUUGH.

Someone save Zouey.

And me.

[zombie-bait]

Had one of those moments where you get really obsessed with a piece of media AND an artist/album simultaneously even though they're completely unrelated so now AJR's new album and Loki season 2 are just inexorably linked in my silly little brain and I'm not sure what to do about that

[reddeliciousauce]

ok giving up on cooking tonight the universe decided that for my crime of not appreciating the solar eclipse enough my garlic and salmon are both going to flip absolute nastyways

[kaisollisto]

[shywhumpauthor]

Dearest Tumblr,

I am writing to you with warm regards, but intent to bring up a significant manner that has not been noted of in far too long.

STOP FUCKING CHANGING THINGS ALRIGHT?!????!!?

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT. THESE RANDOM DESIGN CHANGES ON A RANDOM FUCKIN WEDNESDAY AREN’T “MORE AESTHETIC” OR “MORE PRACTICAL”, ITS JUST FUCKING ANNOYING TO DEAL WITH AND ONE MORE STRAW IN THE FUCKING STACK UNTIL YOU FUCKING DRIVE EVERYONE AWAY FROM THIS GODDAMN HELLSITE. THINGS SUCK BUT THEYRE FUCKING FINE. IF YOU WANT TO WORK ON SOMETHING, TRY FUCKING HUNTING DOWN ALL THE GODDAMN BOTS AND FIXING THE FUCKING BUGS THAT DELETES THE DRAFT IM WORKING ON IF SOMEONE REBLOGS A DIFFERENT POST OF MINE. SERIOUSLY, WOULDNT YOU WANT TO INVEST YOUR TIME AND EFFORT INTO SOMETHING USEFUL, RATHER. THAN SOME SHIT YOURE JUST GOING TO CHANGE BACK A MONTH LATER WHEN YOU REALIZE “OH WAIT I LIKED IT BETTER THE FIRST WAY”. TAKE A FUCKING HINT YOU ASSHOLES.

-sincerely,

Coal <3

[limelines]

I'm tired of pretending to be okay with the MOAC Tiktok Ghost "fans". The "Sodo" shit is really just the icing on the cake.

Rumors are being thrown around that the Nameless Ghoul that the fandom calls Dewdrop shouldn't be called Dewdrop because the perosn behind him was "uncomfortable being sexualized".

Do you people hear yourselves? You REALLY think Dew was uncomfortable being "sexualized" and then chose to call himself SODOMIZER instead?

The people who go with this narrative out themselves extra hard as absolute fandom babies as well, because anyone who has been to a Ghost show knows that Dew sexualizes himself, unambiguously, constantly. But hey, at least they get to stomp around going "wah wah you can't do this".

Also, I have been exposed to an AWFUL lot of unmasked Ghoul content. Thats not the fucking point of Ghost.

I loathe with all my heart that MOAC was taken over so badly by Tiktok. Of all apps, fucking Tiktok. This is my "get these kids off my lawn" era.

[unknownarmageddon]

this is the most Friday Thursday I’ve ever had

[annes-andromeda]

Alright I know the byler fandom has been a little hectic lately cause of the leaks but like-

If Mike actually tells El he loves her and he’s looking at Will. I want either:

(A) For El to catch on and not believe him, basically showing her character development and finally realizing her relationship with Mike isn’t good

(B) For Mike to follow up the “I love you” with “…but I’m not in love with you” and then that instigates a mutual breakup between him and El

Or

(C) Have that leak be fake because Jesus Christ it does not make Mike look good at all. It would basically be him leading on El and Will and that’s not fair for any of them.

There’s a lot of evidence for Byler so I really hope the duffers don’t chicken out, because they’ve been doing really well with Robin in terms of rep. And if they can write a story as complex as Vecna’s, then surely they can make Byler canon.

But before it happens, I need a mutual breakup between Mike and El. If that occurs, that’ll be more than enough conformation for me that Byler will happen.

[fruitbasketball]

lol everyone in Caitlin’s hard launch is either devastated or like “I thought you were gay”

I relate

no because what the fuck

why would she ruin the auspicious day of matching pazzi posts with that bullshit