Getting dragged out to providence mall again now to see the new despicable me 4. My friend wants to see it but doesn't want to go alone.
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friend of the night!
(i am lucky i got a picture. he came back from the bush to have a sniff at me before going away!)
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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sometimes life is hard but sometimes my cat is sitting on the kitchen chair while i shred chicken for sandwiches and set up a picnic for my loved ones and i to see an eclipse which may happen only once in our lives and its like oh okay i see, this life is special actually
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It's hilarious that Wade was 100% ok with Logan being shirtless while they were alone but when they walked out and other people were staring too he was like "cover yourself up". Bro was jealous 😭😭😭😭
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Toddler's Problem: she is holding a snack in one hand, but wants to do a fun activity that requires two hands. Problem Solving Mode Activated
Toddler: daddy you hold it?
Husband: yes I'll hold it -reaches for snack-
Toddler: -still holding snack- you no eat it?
Husband: I won't eat it
Toddler: just hold it safe?
Husband: I'll hold it safe, I won't eat it
Toddler, filled with suspicion: -hands it over- -takes two steps- you no hold it in your tummy?
Husband: I won't hold it in my tummy, I promise!
Toddler, doing doing the activity several metres away: mummy! Look! Watch me! Daddy, don't eat it!
(no snacks or toddlers were harmed in this story)
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Pet rats are so silly because of how they interact with you. When touching your skin they will act like it's the most delicate thing in the world, they will lick you like crazy but wouldn't dare to even graze their teeth on it, let alone bit you. But the moment they come in contact with your clothes, suddenly all that softness is forgotten and they transform into a vicious beast ready to bite and scratch and destroy everything that comes into their way
Anyway, look at this God of destruction
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