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ameliaenya707 · 2 months
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Getting dragged out to providence mall again now to see the new despicable me 4. My friend wants to see it but doesn't want to go alone.
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r04ch4ch3 · 1 year
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friend of the night!
(i am lucky i got a picture. he came back from the bush to have a sniff at me before going away!)
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theshadowrealmitself · 11 months
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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witchycamisado · 6 months
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sometimes life is hard but sometimes my cat is sitting on the kitchen chair while i shred chicken for sandwiches and set up a picnic for my loved ones and i to see an eclipse which may happen only once in our lives and its like oh okay i see, this life is special actually
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iwasbored777 · 1 month
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It's hilarious that Wade was 100% ok with Logan being shirtless while they were alone but when they walked out and other people were staring too he was like "cover yourself up". Bro was jealous 😭😭😭😭
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zosanbrainrot · 9 months
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this is how I see them
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morebird · 8 months
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what do you mean I can't romance him??
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katabay · 6 months
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desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..
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ryllen · 23 days
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rotbtd-edits · 6 months
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ROTBTD + food
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daydreamerwonderkid · 6 months
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All Tim does is eat hot potato chip and lie.
You do NOT have permission to repost my art.
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Toddler's Problem: she is holding a snack in one hand, but wants to do a fun activity that requires two hands. Problem Solving Mode Activated
Toddler: daddy you hold it?
Husband: yes I'll hold it -reaches for snack-
Toddler: -still holding snack- you no eat it?
Husband: I won't eat it
Toddler: just hold it safe?
Husband: I'll hold it safe, I won't eat it
Toddler, filled with suspicion: -hands it over- -takes two steps- you no hold it in your tummy?
Husband: I won't hold it in my tummy, I promise!
Toddler, doing doing the activity several metres away: mummy! Look! Watch me! Daddy, don't eat it!
(no snacks or toddlers were harmed in this story)
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bbonbonss · 8 months
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⁺✦ boys on pointe ✦⁺ (one of my pieces for @cerebrusdean 's ballet au)
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bakubowwow · 8 months
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“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
Kirishima:
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pigeonsareevil · 10 months
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Pet rats are so silly because of how they interact with you. When touching your skin they will act like it's the most delicate thing in the world, they will lick you like crazy but wouldn't dare to even graze their teeth on it, let alone bit you. But the moment they come in contact with your clothes, suddenly all that softness is forgotten and they transform into a vicious beast ready to bite and scratch and destroy everything that comes into their way
Anyway, look at this God of destruction
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fisheito · 3 months
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still thinking about those promo pics where they locked the tops and bottoms in separate rooms
#tops: at the club (in the backroom making shady deals)#bottoms: having snacks in the bright marble atrium#'the vibes were toxic at the club' you said.#'aster sold me to tidal wave of summer (-1)' you said.#that room of tops is seriously terrifying i can't imagine them all stuck together in a tiny space GETTING ALONG#let them mingle with the others!! *opens the hatch on the cage of tops so they can roam free*#honestly wouldn't they all be happier in the free range airy enclosure??#more space means fewer territorial disputes :} dante and kuya might not overlap and thus they may fight less :}}}#because of course my first thought was YAKUMO HOW ARE YOU ALIVE AND SMILING IN THIS ROOM? BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP#all your friends/emotional support entities are in the other room#you should be serving garu another platter of sandwiches. what are you doing in the backroom with mafia boss dante#then i pointed at blade saying YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE EITHER. well. i mean. u kinda .can if you want. u can adapt pretty easily#well ok maybe i shouldn't be typecasting any of you. you can hang out in whichever room you want#but... are you only hanging out in the club because you're dressed in black?#and wearing black in that glass (i assume) room with the bottoms will be too warm?#that's ok!! you can take off your jackets? or change? or run around shirtless! who's gonna care!! eiden's certainly not gonna care#wait. where's eiden#is he somewhere else ? all alone? wearing a half black half white suit split down the middle? like a confused penguin?#LET! THEM! MINGLE!!! *opens the hatch on eiden's lonely enclosure as well*#nu carnival#the clan's all here! (almost)
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