#and react to it in real time

[k00323703]

Smoosh bird, just in time for Pancake Tuesday. Plasticine, shaped into pigeon, then smooshed.

[oracleofdiscord]

pulling up these screenshots for no reason whatsoever

[reunitedinterlude]

countdown to phil’s 38th bday - a year in review [17/30]

phASs

[linkvcr]

karane :]

[llamagoddessofficial]

I (Atheist) was chatting with my friend (Muslim) because I felt really unwell and had blurry vision. She said 'bismillah your vision becomes normal' and when I looked up my fucking. vision was normal. If there is a God he has an absolutely incredible sense of humour. well played

[many-gay-magpies]

i love how dead boy detectives presents such a diverse mix of the campiest, most over-the-top tv characters of all time, and the best representation of actual real-life human beings i think i have ever seen on television

[superbat-lmao]

The Justice League, on their way back from a deep space mission that was incredibly successful, received a distress signal from a galaxy they’re passing through.

As they investigate, they learn that a colony of a planet has been wiped out. Completely.

Slowly they piece together that there is some being out there that had been terrorizing planets, starting with colonies and then eventually going after larger settlements and home planets.

The League also learns they are not the first people to learn of this foe, or try to come up with a solution to stop them.

The colony they are inspecting has researchers on it that had fled or escaped from other planets where they piled together all they knew about their enemy, and in an attempt to sift through the mountains of data they had collected, created a device.

If a person was connected to the device, they would mentally experience the number of years required to process the data and come up with an attack plan in seconds. What the researchers had needed was time, so they created it.

As the League pieces this together, Superman sees that there is a being approaching the remnants of the colony and the defense system alerts the “remaining colonists” of the imminent threat. Their failsafe boots up and takes the nearest person, in this case, Batman, who had been studying some of its programming, and activates.

The rest of the team didn’t have a chance to react before Batman blinks and is in motion, setting up machines and dictating code without lifting a finger.

There is no fight, because after the two seconds Bruce was in the machine he was a flurry of motion and the enemy was contained.

They ask him how long had passed for him in the machine. It takes him a full minute to respond.

“150 years.”

[casualavocados]

#he doesn't want to fight with you ai di, he wants to Kiss🙄💘🥺

Nat Chen as CHEN YI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[the-crooked-library]

"Louis and Armand were still in love in Dubai!!" "Louis and Armand never loved each other!!" - no. it's worse. they were on the precipice of something good, but Armand couldn't recognize that, so he ruined everything they had, right when Louis had actually come to love him. the love was there for a fleeting moment and it was ruined irreversibly, never to return, even after decades they'd spent together out of desperation and spite. it's worse and that's the point

[aliusfrater]

jared: but he had been- he had done some smaller shows. like, grey's anatomy or something- or grey anatomies. and then the- the strolling deceased or something. they didn't last very long. no, he had been really busy- you know— jensen: the strolling deceased. jared: you're welcome. you can borough it. jensen: i feel like- it's like the walking dead except their hands are in their pockets.

[kristiliqua]

watching these twohickey vods i realize why sneeg and clown have beef (/silly) because DUDE WHERE ARE HIS POTION BOTTLES 😭😭😭😭😭 IS CLOWN SHOVING THEM UP HIS ASS ????????? WHATS GOING ON

[kvtnisseverdeen]

ok but have we considered how this super bowl is gonna impact abbott elementary???? melissa is about to have JOKES for days

[nobody-nexus]

MORE GATORDOLL

I love these two so much I couldn't help but draw more of them

I genuinely hope I make this a more popular ship the potential is there and it's yummy

ALSO I cucked Pomni

[lunarcrown]

Htp art request: Bravo giving Timmy head pat(s), (Timmy just seems like he'd love any form of positive physical contact)

Timmy is DESPERATE for positive physical contact with a capital D!!!!!! Even if it’s unintentional

[jerseybones]

TW!!! BODY HORROR

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im watching smile 2 with my homies this friday so i redesigned the monster in preparation!! ! ! !!! first movie banged like crazy so im hella excited for what the second movie has to offer

[broken-risk-assessment-module]

crunching on the "No, it doesn't read my mind, it just knows me really well" line from SC, as the answer to ART's casual ability to sometimes respond to Murderbot's *narration.*

I feel like it happens a few times in AC and NE, and I always thought it was because either MB's narration is based off a log it keeps somewhere that ART has access to, or it somehow communicates the thoughts to ART in some feed-brain weird-bot-shenanigans way. But no, it's just that ART knows Murderbot that well. ART just understands how Murderbots brain works and knows where it's thoughts are most likely to go.