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horce-divorce · 8 months
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some clown out here is driving around in a big fuckoff truck while his 3-4 dogs run loose thru the forest and campsites. Don't Like That
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aromantic-allosexual · 5 months
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did you guys know that you can actually support aroallo people WITHOUT talking about asexuality and asexuals. did you guys know that you can actually do that. you can actually stand in solidarity with us without saying "and also asexuals"
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dyslexic-mess · 1 year
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Danny parents think he vapes. They don't mention it originally because they where 14 once and atleast he's not smoking...BUT his ghost sence inevitably gose off in the house.
Suddenly Danny's parents sit him down for a serious conversation and dannys panicking because he thinks he's been caught and then just:
Danny: *looking terrified*
Maddie: we know, sweetie
Danny: *panic intensifies*
Jack: and before you say anything, your not in trouble
Danny: I'm not??
Maddie: no, sweetie. Obviously we can't say we approve but...I'm sure you have your reosens
Danny: *nearly ready to cry* I...I do...
Jack: we understand you must be stressed but Danno, you can't just vape in the house
Danny: ...
Danny: wait, what?
Maddie: we're not gonna force you to stop, sweetheart, but um-
Jack: but you have to treat it the same you would smoking.
Danny: 0.0
This leads to hyjinx where Danny's ghost sence gose off and now he has to escape a lecture from whichever parent was present like 'Danny, what did we say about vapeing etiquette?' and 'Danny, this is not an appropriate place for that!' But on the hole, it dose save him some explanation when it gose off when there out. Even offers opertunity to leave situations when his mother insists that if he must do that right now, he should go find the smoking aria.
Eventually Danny dose start carrying a 0% Vape pen because the excuse is convenient as he gets older. People are very willing to let him just wander off if it's under the guse of hopping out for a vape and dismissive of him comeing back looking a little dazed. They assume he just over did it a little. Happens to the best of us.
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moeblob · 28 days
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Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.
And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.
#my characters#also fun fact she has decided to legally rename him for when shes mad at him#so instead of yelling his full proper name#she will yell OSWALD THOMAS WILSON which is the fake first name but actual middle/last#and its just thats a guy that she wouldnt want to admit to knowing if she saw him in public#hes actually p short so yeah hes a short king#the oldest bro and the second youngest are both taller#the middle middle is basically the same height as him so karen really is just the wittle bab#and all her brothers are super protective of her bc thats their baby sister#she does however have a strong sense of I GOTTA PROTECT THE MIDDLE GUY#so she is kinda used to standing up for older guys just bc of he#but it comes into being a problem when she meets rick and is like fuck it he may be older but#he is too kinda for this world and also theres no way i can love him hes basically a baby brother#and she will pick on him but also would absolutely throw hands for him#and and i know the tags are long as is but eventually karen and rick move past the whole youre like a brother vibe#and they become very good friends - still zero romance involved - but she starts to treat him less like a family member#and it makes him feel less awkward and in turn he feels more open to joke sometimes#cause for a long while rick is just this is really awkward and i wish we would stop matching on dating apps but she wont leave me alone#so its rude to turn her down when she offers a friendly drink to check up on me#but its actually karen being protective older sister mode despite being the youngest of five#this is the most i have managed to draw in like two weeks i think#now im super tired bye
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leafyduckwebs · 3 months
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As someone who has a bad relationship with most of my family, I really hope they handle Ga-ming's situation well in the next event quest. Aether/Lumine and Paimon shouldn't have even told Xianyun about it without his permission in the first place. I know they mean well, but still.
I'm just hoping that they won't trick him into being in the same place as his dad so they can talk. Even if Ga-ming misses him, he's clearly not ready for a reunion yet. Please don't force us to give him more emotional pain mihoyo
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toxifoxx · 2 months
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funny asf to claim artists are entitled for wanting people to reblog their shit. brother you are getting all this content for free and you cannot even be bothered to do the most BASIC thing, takes less than a second, don't even have to add tags or anything - and you can't even do that? lol. lmao even
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littleseasalt · 10 months
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now hold on, I think some of y'all need to get the full context before speaking out about a pov you don't watch, specially if it's in another language /lh /nm
forevers fight with richarlyson wasn't just about the armor. ever since the paris trip their relationship has been strange and forever brought that up in the fight. he asked how that happened, how they lost the connection they had before, he asked what he could do to fix that, also how he could make richas actually wear the armor.
and forever asking to spend time with tallulah is NOT because of his relationship with richas either. he had mentioning wanting to spend more time with tallulah before the paris trip, and even tallulah in her letter mentioned that it was richas who told her about forever wanting to spend time with her. he has been talking about spending time with her since at least June, after the one day where he cried because of that. and in character? it makes perfect sense that he'd want to spend more time with tallulah! the dude saw her die right before his eyes, tried to get her up before realizing she was dead, then he took care of her and connected to her because he saw himself on her because of her relationship with willbur. it just happens that the timing for this is awful, because ever since he started to talk about it in June, he said it'd be a challenge because he thought he'd have to speak English with her, which would be difficult since not everyone from his public speaks English, he only just recently was told he could speak Portuguese with Tallulah. Hell, he asked Philza yesterday about taking care of Tallulah BEFORE he fought with Richarlyson, and before asking Philza he told chat that he'd probably only hang out with Tallulah when he was with Richarlyson since Tallulah said in the letter Richas would be the one waking her up through dragon magic.
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soukeyed · 4 months
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ohhh my god you don't like sonadow? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite r/SonicTheHedgehog
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spoofyleaf · 3 months
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And yet if you spell in front of me, I don’t understand a damn think you’re saying
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chimsartblog · 15 days
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i love your art so much its so awesome to look at and it makes me happy, especially love your pmc (uhh..) drawings!! if you dont mind me asking, did you use to draw madness combat art back in like 2020/21? your name and artstyle feels oddly familiar ^^' sorry if this is rude to ask!!
I'VE BEEN IDENTIFIED..... yes I did! Back on Twitter especially.... I drew a lot of Phobos and Deimos. Especially Phobos. She's my OC btw. Here's some more recent madcom doodles
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pawphin · 4 months
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working customer service has opened my eyes up to how awful and horrible people can be "before theyve had their coffee"
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vaugarde · 2 months
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in hindsight it feels weird that i didnt really latch on to kung fu panda or how to train your dragon, because youd think those would be right up my alley- and its not like i dont like them, i still really like them and enjoy rewatching them, i just dont have the fascination and attachment other people seem to have. instead my brain was always like “i like the funny meme ogre”
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ghosts-of-love · 3 months
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someone tell me to go outside pls
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phoenixcatch7 · 1 year
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Cap marvel headcanons I Will integrate into a fic one day but also have Zero basis in canon to my knowledge (this ended up being LONG):
The living lightning is an ancient force akin to the speed force, and the 'true' guardian of magic, being possibly the first 'magical creature' ever created.
The rock of eternity only recently became based on earth, in the past several thousand years, with the planet's deities acting as mountains in the rain cycle - funnels to safely channel the magic back into the Champion. It's a fully symbiotic relationship that benefits the planet and its people immensely.
This means previously the rock has been based on alien planets. Previous champions are ancient aliens, many from species that no longer exist, either because the species died out or evolved into something unrecognisable.
The champion of magic may have inspired the oua (?), the creators and high council of the green lanterns. Ooh maybe an oua was selected as champion, which is how they learned of it!
The living lightning, when not in a mortal vessel, rests in the heart of the Rock in a large brazier, with a smoke lid of white edged with gold in a familiar pattern. It is tradition, or perhaps instinct, for a Champion to light the brazier whenever they visit the Rock. It will be lit for as long as the visit lasts, and be extinguished the next time they come.
Should it choose to take form, the living lightning resembles a washed out combination of each of its previous Champions. Its form is solid and clear, strong and made for battle, but distinctly uncanny. It doesn't leave its brazier, nor speak.
The 'ideal form' of a hero varies all the time, doesn't it? Especially if you're a kid still growing and learning about yourself and the world. Headcanon cap ever so subtly changes features sometimes. Gradually. Height and build changes sometimes. One of the league members has noticed but they really can't prove it to themselves and it's driving them crazy. Billy has no idea.
On that topic, the 'ideal form' also includes the clothes, right? The red costume? If Billy transforms with the intent of doing something outside his normal hero things (ie, attending a celebration), the outfit has every reason and ability to change to reflect that! Everyone expecting cap to show up in his normal gear and ready to throw a formal suit at him to wiggle on over his costume and he shows up in a red and gold set with a little one shoulder cape like 'yeah I have no idea either'.
Cap marvel Is An Adult. Billy isn't, but cap is in every single way that someone could count. This is probably canon but in some fics I think the jl forgets lol. It's still the same soul, just, with an adult filter instead of a kid one. However that filter manifests.
Not sure this is canon too, but the idea of the mind/soul/whatever of cap manifesting as this great impossible mass. A storm, or a tiger, or a barrier of lightning. This giant, untouchable, dormant mass of power and implied Danger™. Again, Billy has no idea. J'onn is eying warily from a very safe distance.
His wiki practically waxes poetic about his abilities and skills in strategy, mathematics, nigh precognition from ability to spot and manipulate patterns. Captain marvel is unbeatable at chess. Batman has lost to him. Billy cannot do fractions and it drives him up the WALL.
The champion, and ONLY the champion, can share his powers. If shazam wants a second champion he has to give a new set wholesale or convince the champion to share. Similarly, those patroned by the champion cannot transform unless the champion is also transformed. Because otherwise that would be too easy for Billy lol.
Every time Billy asks, tawky gives a different canon origin story. Billy has no idea which is true.
Billy's parents died accidentally freeing Adam on their expedition. Probably crushed by rubble :(. The wizard is the only one who knows and really isn't inclined to share, and Adam either hasn't connected the dots or never really noticed they were there.
Cap and Billy love each other, regardless of whatever version their whole thing is. They're the only reason the other remembers self care and that kind of self love, even if he's not sure he deserves it, makes a world of difference with how they portray themselves to the world.
Cap doesn't need to breathe to speak but he never remembers that and has repeatedly choked in water and space. Superman empathises but tries not to find it funny after the third time it happens.
Billy has showed the wizard memes.
The wizard internally refers to Billy as the 'sassy, lost child'. He has a pointy hat like any good wizard but refuses to wear one since Billy keeps asking him to, pretty please.
Cap once won an arm wrestle with superman by pretending to lick his hand. He didn't. Billy would have.
Cap marvel CANONICALLY bites but after the first time he regulates his jaw strength. Thankfully it was Black Adam so no one lost a hand. He had him in a headlock so who's fault was it really.
Ebenezer doesn't have a strong opinion on cap marvel either way. Billy thinks that's almost worse.
The living lightning isn't lightning. It was around before lightning. It is living, however. It is that 'living' that forms the main consciousness of the Champion form, in this case Marvel. Its not sentient or sapient itself, that's the vessel, but it is the building blocks of it.
In dc (again no idea if this has any basis in canon) magic is the fifth state of matter, above plasma. Yes this interferes incredibly with quantum physics and theoretical science. No the magic users don't know how it works either. No they will not help you they have their own research (into the exact same thing) to do.
If the Rock is obliterated cap marvel will die (along with pretty much everything else but irrelevant). However, if he manages to save the brazier, he will continue on. Magic as a whole deal won't be very happy and aeons of magical knowledge and history and artifacts will be lost, but cap will live and can rebuild from the ashes. The brazier is Heavy but enough super strength can move it if you don't mind bringing a chunk of floor. And the rock is so weakened it's literally falling apart but those are the right circumstances anyway so.
#We should be able to put multiple read mores in posts#I had more headcanons than I thought#If anyone has anything proving/disproving any of these PLEASE let me know :D#I'm still pretty new here and I don't know a lot of the canon material#Wish we could get post checks from others without having to @ them I'm not RUDE#but fr if anyone wants to whip out their reading glasses and comically large Well Actually book of references please do#dc comics#captain marvel#dc captain marvel#billy batson#shazam#headcanon#long post#I REPEAT LONG POST#also blanket permission for anyone to use these if they give you Ideas#I really want to write a fic where the jl (mainly superbat) help cap with saving the Rock and fail#But at the last second he swaps to desperately trying to rescue the brazier but his powers failing and he can't move it he's in tears#And superman has to haul it out while someone else carries an inconsolable cap#And when they get outside to safety they're like 'so what's the deal with this over literally everything else in there' and poor Billy just#Has had possibly the worst day of his life his powers fading just tries to scrabble into the brazier (he needs help and its uncomfortable#for everyone involved) and curls up like goodNIGHT and pulls his cape over his shoulders which turns to stone and he dissolves#To sleep and recharge and now the jl is stuck with the source of all magic which is big and heavy and has their unconscious teammate in.#And also it can't leave earth so no watchtower to put it! Very angst hurt comfort identity reveal methinks. HEA ofc#So.... Yeah
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I get to come hoooooome 😭🥳
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craycraybluejay · 9 months
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I'm actually very voyeuristic which I haven't realized up until right this moment. I love knowing people deepest darkest secrets and fears just because. I never even tell anyone them. I don't agonize over it. I just want to know. I like to see people go about their daily lives, note new persons in known persons lives, mentally map relations. I like to observe people's clothing and manner in public and try to parse something of it. I'm best at identifying things that I personally can relate to, such as telltale signs of psychosis related personalities. I do have blind spots which I like to work on.
I think every writer is a voyeur, a little bit. A lot of interesting stories are inspired by completely innocuous events among complete strangers that you just happened to notice and linger a bit too long on. And too, the human condition is an intimate issue for everyone. The more human you can absorb into your mind the better. You and your family and friends are not enough. You should have no illusions that your inner circle is by any means a good enough point of reference and study. Artists, those that sketch, are voyeurs too. I think everyone's a bit of one really but creatives especially. Small worlds do not make for big stories. Big worlds do. And a big world is comprised of many people, ideas, situations. Your jumping off point will be your own life but eventually that juice will run dry. You'll realize maybe what you know and what you see is perhaps not the most interesting thing that can be known or seen. So you take to watching. My number one way to fix any kind of artistic block is simply to go experience things and observe other living things experiencing things. I can write a song about my cat's thought process in knocking over my stuff. He has multitudes.
Anyway yeah. Voyeurism. Fuck I'm tired this is not a very concise or good post but 👍 voyeurism
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