#and the eclipse was dope as fuck

[slav-every-day]

[christianstepmoms]

Capitalism is so fucking dope because you get the privileged luxury that is variety of choice between Eclipse, Orbit, Extra or 5 gum, all of which have the exact same flavors, and are owned and produced by Wrigley's, which in turn produces even more gum under its own name.

[snowe-zolynn-rogers]

Polar: Babe!

Solar: Yeah?

Eclipse: Yes?

Ruin: Huh?

Jigsaw: What?

Moon: What the fuck is this?

Polar: I may have gotten confused and accidentally called the other three ‘babe’ at some point thinking they were Eclipse.

Eclipse: I know, you big dope, now what do you want?

Polar: That one’s mine. Babe, what about dinner tonight? Italian or barbeque?

[bonefall]

i genuinely love your darkstripe. i love that maybe if he had been apprenticed to literally anyone else, he would've been ok. he just wants to cook and help people but was doomed by a poison the minute he was apprenticed to Tigerclaw. he makes me so sad thinking about what he could've been

Sometimes it just takes one bad influence to destroy your whole life, and the worst part is, you won't be able to blame them. They'll make you into someone who does it to yourself. You'll ruin everything with your own two hands, all for them.

Make no mistake; Darkstripe was loved. Sure, he has no father, but he has a mom, Dappletail. His uncle Thrushpelt is the deputy, and absolutely adores him. He was always getting into trouble with his sister Cricketclaw, Bluestar gives up a life killing a badger to save them. He was born into a good family. He wasn't an unhappy child.

But he wanted to please Tigerclaw, more than anything. He wanted to be the best, most noble warrior. He'd do anything for him. He'd be anything. If that meant killing his hobbies, or distancing himself from his family, or sacrificing all of his free time, he'd do it. Anything to strengthen his Clan.

Who could deny that Tigerclaw had raised a fine soldier?

And when he was given Longpaw, in turn, he expected the same of him. And Longtail did it to Swiftpaw. A long line, from Thistleclaw all the way down to the dogs.

There's nothing special about it. And there's not even anything special about Darkstripe. There is no spark of darkness within him, or even within Tigerclaw. Just hurt people, hurting people, who go on to hurt even more people.

Darkstripe wouldn't want your pity, though. Or anyone else's. I think he thinks it's pretty pathetic, really, now that Tigerclaw and the Battle of the True Eclipse are so far away. He threw his whole life away just so he could willingly be miserable. It's fucking embarrassing.

More embarrassing than the satisfaction he gets from cooking a stupid little nice meal for these cutesy happy dumb dopes. So he may as well do this, if he's going to cringe at everything anyway.

[pastafossa]

I'm in the 100% path of totality for the eclipse and it is gonna be wild.

My block (and almost every other block around us) will be shutting down the streets for a block party and me and fam have been invited. I have never been to a block party. My last neighborhood didn't throw them and even if they did, me and my fam were 'the outsiders' since my great great great grandcestor didn't move there fresh off the Mayflower, so we likely would not have been invited. I have no idea what to expect. I am going to make eclipse cupcakes under the assumption this is a safe choice for an eclipse block party, but stay tuned just in case there's a terrifying ancient lady on the block who I'll unintentionally begin a feud with over her eclipse cupcakes.

My city is predicted to get about 1.5 million visitors for the eclipse, and potentially more. And considering how many of them will have their cells, we're likely to lose service.

My local witchy community is doing an awesome ritual during the eclipse at a park. No one's sure if they'll actually be able to get there since gridlock traffic and road shutdowns caused by tourists, so some of them are literally renting bikes for the day and a few will likely be riding in full ritual gear. So if you see a tiktok about a flock of witches on bikes on the day of the eclipse, just know it's not a sign of the apocalypse.

Bumped into a person today who did not know an eclipse was coming. I have no idea how they didn't know, but they exist, and I guarantee there are more of them. RIP to the ones that screech to a halt on the freeway next week when the eclipse starts.

Contemplating doping Fozzie up with some sedatives just cause some animals freak out I heard? He'll be staying inside and I'm hoping he'll just sleep, but he may not like the noise outside.

Either way, THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUCKING COOL, I GOT MY GLASSES, I GOT MY CUPCAKE INGREDIENTS, I GOT MY PASTA CLAN.

[michaelmylove]

Ok so since apparently people liked when I live-blogged HFTH last time I’m doing it again!

Excuse me while I go and purchase a diamond hound

this is a beautiful description tbh

Dawg <3

ooh what’s chasing her

did the monster kill her parents

:O

secret door! Love those. Gotta be one of my favorite genders

nom

why is this whole family into the ‘let me do it for you’ dog

gah damn that’s ominous as hell

thin face white dog??

FYM OTHER GHOSTS BABE THOSE ARENT NORMAL

YO WEREWOLF PARENTS dope

why are they trying to kill her

thanks ghost Pringles dog <3

well that’s a bit blunt

i will absolutely adopt a fucked up monster dog

Big Mikey!

body??

i love German shepherds

to be safe about what?????

steward jeffrey

death by monster

i feel like this music doesn’t really match what’s happening but tbh I love it

Zelda?? Dope ass old lady name I love her

is this the same guy from last episode

jonah! It is the same guy

This seems. Invasive

facebook 2 electric boogaloo

spooky adverts!

Give my girls their breakfast!!

”when you don’t know what the job is, bring all the tools” raw ass line!

darkness ! Spooky!

oh nO DOGGY

oh my goodness

DOGGY

WHAT THE HELL

HEIDI NO

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

NOOOO HEIDI

FUCKING DAMMIT HECTOR

NOOOOOOO

KILL IT

WHAT THE HELL

I HOPE HEIDI IS OKAY OMG

HELL YEAH HECTOR PROTECT YOUR BABIES

HEIDI

NO HEIDI

HEIDI NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KILL THE FUCKING BOG BASTARD

GHOST HEIDI!! HELLO BABY!! HELLO! WELCOME BACK!!!!

this was a fucking rollercoaster good god

Woah I love solar eclipses

these descriptions are dope. As. Hell.

Ahhh ok took me a minute but I understand

eclipse werewolves :D

niceeeeeee

Girl power let’s go

You take that back this instant dogs are bestest

santa type behavior

this one was so fun!!

[aspisera]

Friend took a picture of the eclipse that was happening down here

looks fucking dope

[heliacalxrising]

I experienced eclipse totality!!!! It was fucking dope; I looked right at it, my eyes a bit spotty now. Worth it

[fallenangelsrollthedice]

Yeah I was in one of the best viewing zones for the eclipse. It was fucking dope.

[ukulele-mixtape]

last night i finished my sa2 playthrough and i will say it holds up substantially more than i remember and initially gave it credit for...!

so i wanna ramble about it for a bit!

it's definitely the game i see the most replay value for, as the games past this era really don't house that same level of difficulty for those A ranks. (though i heard unleashed is really challenging, i just don't have a way to play it atm)

it's quite comical going straight into sa2 right after sa1 bc the tone is so drastically different it's almost like whiplash. having sa1 start w sonic chilling on a rooftop while the cops are racing to fight a water demon with guns and then hanging out by the pool the next day in comparison to the literal next game being that same blue gumball son of a bitch running from the cops while committing mass amounts of property damage (or if you're starting the dark story first, it's eggman breaking into a highly secure government facility, kicking ass and taking names) is the funniest contrast in the world.

girlie it's insane back to back. and it gets even worse when you realize the game that comes next in the lineup is fucking heroes. complete tonal whiplash and i wouldn't have it any other way.

as an answer to my initial question on whether or not knuckles' stages would hold up better for me in sa2 or sa1, i honestly still can't really say. i think both are still very fun and chill, though i kinda disliked rouge's stages a bit. aesthetically they're great but in practice i'm still kinda mad that emerald pieces can move around when you're trying to fight against a wind current in attempts to catch them.

what surprised me the most was how much i ended up vibing w eggman's mech stages in particular! not so much tails' and i genuinely can't seem to figure out what the difference is, but i'm chalking it up to it being the novelty of being the bad guy and just fucking up government property. that shit ruled even if the controls boil down to "lock on targets and just shoot them". gaining the most points out of a chain of baddies is really fun!!!

sonic/shadow stages are lit, but that's to be expected. shadow having only 4 stages to sonic's 6(?) still makes me laugh so hard when he is literally why anyone bought this game in the first place. having such a fan favorite be shafted in the literal game he debuted will never not be a Certified Sonic Team Classic. (sonic's crazy gadget can eat my ass tho why did it take me so long to get that one light speed dash section right goddamnit)

i will say that i do suck shit at sonic games in general so having the level design and ranking system in particular actually mean something is quite refreshing to look back on. i'm hoping maybe with the success of frontiers they can get that speedrun type level design to work better so those ranks will actually matter. i shouldn't be getting an s rank on a stage i fell off of. sa2 will spit in your face if you so much as stub a toe on a GUN mech. it rules.

overall, fun game! i think the story at it's base level is serviceable without any hindsight of the other games that came after it, and shadow barely being involved also kinda makes me laugh given how popular this man is. but it also works too bc he spends most of his time just kinda gathering the emeralds and watching as eggman does the work of activating that eclipse canon for him. he's just lying in wait watching the world burn and i think that's kinda badass.

wish the story would have actually delved into maria and especially gerald's stuff a bit more as the impact of their story isn't really as put together as it should be. i don't think getting hindsight off of instruction manuals and interviews is a good way to get your main antagonist's motivation across, but it's a nitpick i can live w bc i know ESRB ratings are kinda weird. (also his arc afterward is pretty dope)

i probably will tackle heroes next over the weekend so i'm very excited to continue this abrupt self induced journey...!

[x-heesy]

𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 😎

Livid and I did it with the best in the biz

No matter what wave I'm ahead of you kids

The glamour and glitz don't matter to Skitz

Lil' Young whatever I ain't mad that you spit

I just don't understand why you rap like a bitch

But maybe I shouldn't and leave that to my siss

Cause if we talking buckets I'm scratching the list

And when this shit is over I'll be happy and rich

Oh shit here we go again, on the road again

What up Tjibs snake heads gon' roll again

No worries then, I know I've been absent

Had to lay low on the action

Had to make sure the next move was effective

I see all the dots and how they connect this

Lets get ready to rumble, king of the jungle

D.O.D. Army, Babylon crumble

Let the dead rise

Look into my face and see my dead eyes

Jay Reaper never been baptized

See the devil done blessed me with mad rhymes

Don't make a nigga mad, It's a bad time

Risky shit

Messing with my clique, spine discs will slip

When you step into my district bitch

Never seen a trick get stripped so quick

Yeah the duo be back baby

And like sumo the beat weigh fat baby

From here to Pluto hear me rap baby

And like judo I'mma lay a nigga flat baby yeah

Yeah I'm giving these niggas shivers

The king of the lizards

Bringin solar eclipses

Got more tricks up my sleeve than the wizard

No fucks is what we be givin

D.O.D. Army

D.O.D. Army by Dope D.O.D. @bigbonzo

[goosekid]

eclipse was dope as hell and also so fucking weird

[keen-on-euphemisms]

What a day

Not only I attended a rope jam for the first time in two years and it was awesome but I think I've found some people to play dnd with

Like?!?!

This fucking eclipse is dope

[starrrrlettt]

I cried so hard td Chile… b N a fucking brat!!

I wish I had a boyfriend I could call and just cry to😭😭🤣 .. “papiii,, Im sadd🥺” kind of vibes omgg.. like das how I felt..

But no I had such a productive and dope day ; it was just that one moment fucked me up🤣👎🏾

I’m sure it’s the eclipse yO.. so it’s cool..

Currently Eating my fav food watching a movie rn; instead of being at the studio bc I kept crying!!! #smh

10.12 — 11:39pm #BOO

[chaos0pikachu]

Fwiw, The Eclipse was what got me into gmmtv! I will say that it is a highschool setting, but I still enjoyed it nonetheless bc it's got a bit of those "boarding school" vibes even though it's not truly that. Not to mention if you enjoy FK, they're absolutely phenomenal in the show. The plot was great until the last couple eps where it suffered a bit, but the FK chemistry alone CARRIED that show soo well. One look between them had so much. Plus the side pairing was also easy to get invested in!

Pt 2 of The Eclipse rec (sorry for rambling haha) but wanted to add, I watched 2gether & just couldn't get into it bc I struggled with the main characters chemistry and some of the acting. But none of those issues there with Eclipse! F&K are incredible talents and have a lot of awesome range. Plus having seen First in Not Me, it's wild how different his character is in eclipse but he still does so well! Plus the show covers a lot of themes about mental health, grief, class diff, etc.

Babydoll never apologize for rambling my ask box is open for a reason

I'll admit, I'm not a huge~~ fan of GMMTV shows like they're getting better, they're doing more and taking more risks and I'm hella happy for them. I'm def checking out Midnight Museum b/c supernatural horror is my fucking shit that hits every hot point I have I've watched some other GMMTV shows and they just....didn't hit for me.

2Gether was booooooooring it was so boring, the actor who played Sarawat couldn't act lord have mercy I'm sorry to that man but he couldn't he was so stiff I was like somebody lube up his face and joints a bit also the plot broke my brain like Tine just fucking tell Green you don't like him or don't wanna date him and if he keeps pressuring you report his ass to your uni dean like my god you couldn't find ONE girl to pretend to be your girlfriend ugggh so dumb and his friends were so ANNOYING anyways

I did love First in Not Me, and you bring up a reason why I like First in general; he's had a lot of screen partners (romantic ones) and that's only helped his acting imo. To the surprise of no one who's been following my blog for a minute I do not like Acting Pairs (I refuse to call them ships they're coworkers). Don't get me wrong I like different APs like I'm ready to see Nouel and Boss in another series together I freaking loved them as Rain and Payu it'd be dope.

BUT I'd 1000% be down to see Nouel and Peat in a series together as romantic leads too. And Boss/Fort too because why not?? Why not??? They all have great chemistry together let's mix things up! I've said for a while now I'd love to see Apo and Bible in a series together b/c they have awesome chemistry and they're both strong actors so why not?? I find it limiting to both the actors and the audience to constantly restrain them under strict Acting Pairs.

I saw someone on twitter say they thought they could never ship Perth (of SaintPerth fame) with someone else again but now they could and that's just bonkers thinking to me idk idk ANYWAYS

I guess I gotta give The Eclipse a try if only for First and Khao b/c I do like them individually and I just gotta ignore the knee shorts as ridiculous as they look. The show sounds pretty good conceptually ugggh it's on the list but my god high school settings First can't even pass for a high school my god lmao

[duckiewashere]

“Black hole sun, wont you come and wash away the rain?” 

AU where everything is the same but there’s a badass solar eclipse going on during doomsday Reblogs >>>>> Likes  close ups and more info under the cut

AU where everything is the same but i say fuck you to meteorology cause solar eclipses are dope as shit.  And now for the close ups cause I put in entirely too many tiny details I know Tumblr is gonna screw over the quality as it always does  o7

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