#and there's mean goblins and there's nice goblins

[shwoop]

giving colt of the lamb

tread lightly for the realms outside our borders have devolved into an endless war, with all sides believeing there heretical gods to be the correct one. there leaders lie as easily as they breathe.

The longer I’m here and the more I hear about what it’s like on other social media sites, the funnier the ‘tumblr is a hellsite’ concept gets to me.

Like, yeah, tumblr is a hellsite, no denying, but we’re like. One of the lesser hells, with all of us gathered close around our fires, trading gossip and whispers about the lower levels we’ve visited or glimpsed in our journeys and hoping they don’t notice we’re still here.

“What news of the outside world, user WhenISayItIMemeIt?”

“They tread in our footsteps, fight battles we have long since moved past in favour of new ones, yet know it not.”

“As is their way. Were you followed?”

“No, elder Superwholockdisaster64 . They think us still dead and our halls abandoned.”

“Good, let it remain so.”

[kaijuparfait]

Sorry Dylan

[paperbagsandwich]

Commission I did last year for @scarfofsilver with my OC, Poppy!!

Real proud of this one!!!

Commission info

~ I'm still open for commissions, DM me if you're interested!!

[bogkeep]

hands of the emperor is very good so far, i've been reading it on my train commute for several weeks and i'm an entire... 20% in. oh this is a SLOW slow burn huh

[xiyade]

Don't know what everyone's problem is. I got to see every 28y/o office worker's 3pm daydream for 12 episodes, the main couple was more than friends less than lovers for the entire run, and a little murder mystery by the end as a treat. AND a cute little dog. What else is there? Perfect execution. Good job everyone

[proffbon]

Goblin:

[goblinjunk]

I like women who look like they'd kill me and men who look like they'd kill for me

[benevolentcalamity]

Playing the Pomefiore chapter

Minor spoilers for Book 5/Pomefiore

Epel: *buried up to his neck in sand* I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Deuce: Poseidon quivers before him!

Epel: *flips off a Vil shaped cloud* FUCK OFF!!

[snobgoblin]

im just saying i have so many fae traits like for instance i take things literally and impoliteness is one of my pet peeves

[spidergirl-fibula]

listening to any music lately?

Trans women yelling at me, mainly

[linuxealcipher]

Tbh I forgot why I never look at insta comments. I remember now.

[vnsbian]

keep seeing that tumblr video game characters poll showing up on my dashboard and WHY is astarion so popular when wyll is right there. Like...objectively wyll is the most charming of all the male romance options. Like I for sure want to see his romance in another playthrough and I am a lesbian

[unganseylike]

every day i see posts on this website just chock full of antisemitic dogwhistles and i will open the notes to see if anyone has said anything about this. and there will be one comment nicely explaining this to op and then 20 replies telling that commenter they are stupid sjw piece of shit and should kill themselves . anyway i think anyone who believes themselves an ally to jewish people should 1) read up on dogwhistles 2) stop fucking using them 3) stop fucking defending others who use them

[gavinosbornedrors]

Goblin Week 2024!: Goblin #7!

A silent, fleet-footed Grass Man of Yun-Wun.

That's what humans call them - they prefer Yunnish Goblin. Famous for their skills at weaving practically anything - including the full grass-mantle this one is wearing. They're wearing a mask representing a leucrocotta. Or a badger? Both of which Yunnish Goblins respect and fear in equal parts.

[commentgoblin]

Anyone else with migraine have meds that work, but they work like opening an umbrella when you’re out in the rain? Like. You aren’t getting wet anymore but it’s still raining.

[hollow-port]

Regarding my last port.

On God? If you call children "crotch goblins" I will come for your fucking kneecaps.