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liquidstar · 11 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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acorviart · 5 months

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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

#this sounds like a 'argh kids these days doing [insert exaggerated story they don't actually do in reality]' kind of thing #except that I've gotten soooo many emails like this #there's a reason that I don't have my DMs open on any socmed and it's bc they attract people getting way too casual/parasocial immediately #and forcing people to write out an email both filters out 90% of weird impulse messages and also throws them out of that casual headspace #except that I can actively tell when this fails and someone is treating emails as if they're the same thing as DMs

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beebfreeb · 4 months

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Louisiana Meshi!!!! Thistle will be at the crawfish boil.

#dungeon meshi #beebfreeb art tag #louisiana meshi #Hello people checking this tag #I used to live in Louisiana until like a year ago I grew up there #and many of my friends still live there #anyway YES there ARE public school uniforms they're statewide #If you haven't seen the addition go look at it #anyway I don't actually post much DM fanart I love DM but I am a sicko first and a fanartist maybe 5th or 6th #OCS FOR LIFEEEE

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moonyistired · 2 months

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kris deltarune in some outfits i thought they'd like

#moonys art tag #art #deltarune #kris dreemurr #first time drawing kris actually #saw some outfits on pinterest and thought “oh kris would wear that”#they're not upset at anything they just look like that <3 #anyways also struggled a bit with their hair cause c'mon kris gets up from bed fully dressed #this gremlin does not brush their hair in the morning

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egophiliac · 14 days

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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks #they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board #carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order #meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am

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mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware · 1 year

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THANK YOU. JESUS CHRIST THIS DRIVES ME INSANE EVERY FUCKING TIME BE NICE TO THE PSYCHROLUTES GOD

#blobfish #psychrolutes #they're not actually like that #its a corpse #fish #fishblr #octopus #sharks #jellyfish #aquatic #sea creatures #help me god #pls help #BE NICE TO THE PSYCHROLUTES

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pokimoko · 3 months

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Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

#ask #art request #my art #art #superb fairywren #fairywren #penguin #little penguin #australian little penguin #fairy penguin #ace #asexual #ace pride #bird art #birds #queer art #pride art #digital art #pride month #lgbtqia+#lgbtq+#queer #critter series #you get two because i couldn't decide which one i wanted to do more so i decided just to do both because i love them both #and also once i realised the fairy name connection between them i couldn't not do them together #okay well technically they're officially called little penguins but i've always know them as fairy penguins #there is actually a lot of them in the state i live. i just haven't had the chance to spot any in the wild yet #but i did see them at the sydney aquarium once. they are such lil' cuties. big fan of penguins me.#as for fairywrens. well i see 'em all the time fluttering about. definitely one of my favourite types of birds #anyway that's enough about what i like. i hope *you* like them too bluesky :3

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zaahvi · 3 months

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GLORY TO THE RISEN GODS

#everyone is obsessing over the new companions meanwhile me:#and yeah i drew these based off 3 dimly lit screenshots so they're probably inaccurate. do i care? no!<3 #my art #dragon age #dragon age 4 #dragon age the veilguard #da:tv #what is the correct tag. idk #evanuris #ghilan'nain #elgar'nan #<- i hope :)#alongside the egg on this game's roster of antagonists we have: eldritch horror lesbian and evil divorced father #absolutely obsessed with them #man they scene where they come out of the fade from behind solas has been replaying in my head nonstop since i saw it #also just wanted to point out that they said on the q&a that all ancient elves eventually go bald. but elgar'nan actually has hair in the #closeup. therefore i honestly think it's a skill issue on solas' part #also no one pay attention to the fact that i haven't posted art in like 5 months lol <3

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forgettable-au · 2 months

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PROLOGUE

FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 1-9)

AND SO IT BEGINS!

I don't think I can fit all 20 pages of the prologue in just one post, so I'm dividing it into 4 posts! This one's the longest...

[CONTINUE]

#So excited for this thing to finally start!#The prologue is an introduction to what Flowey is thinking and what he might be planning #But since flowey has always been a representation of the player...this also works to set the story for the readers and make them curious #don't be sad that the science squad isn't in the prologue #they're gonna be here for all of chapter one so you're seeing them next week!#okay I need to actually add tags to this thing #I don't like how page 7 looks but ig there's nothing I can do about it now #undertale #forgettable-au #undertale au #papyrus #papyrus is gaster #undertale comic #flowey #undertale fancomic #forgettable-au-comic

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crabussy · 2 years

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asian glossy starlings are severely under utilised Scary Birds. I see crows and ravens and vultures where is the love for these freaks

oohhh you want to put them in your art so bad oooohh

ID: three photos of iridescent black-green birds with bright red eyes and small black pupils, with long crow-like beaks. END ID

EXTENDED ID: three photos of glossy iridescent dark green birds, feathers almost black asides from where the light makes them viridian green. They have bright red eyes with jarring black pupils set into their head like precious stones and seem to be staring directly at the viewer, and their beaks are similar to crow beaks. The first photo shows a group of six starlings clustered on a wooden pole, presumably on a wharf. The second photo is two of the birds perched on branches, and the third photo is a close up of a starling's face from profile view. END ID

#listen to my gibberish boy #I see these guys EVERYWHERE and they're so cool #extremely irridescent #to the point where they look like actual metal #their eyes are SO red #art inspo #birds #writing inspo

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chalkrub · 2 years

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i know he ate a cheese

#my art #pokemon #maushold #pokemon scarvi #scarvi #i named my maushold suds n duds. in my mind the little baby mausholds are actually just made of cloth and the big mausholds knitted them #they're not evil but they go into a dissociative state and commit atrocities #like eating a whole choese #maushold the best pokemon ever made. i think it can digging in the ground for tubers #personally

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riickgrimes · 4 months

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I know who you are. You're Fire and Ice, right? Which one's which?

CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

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arthur-lesters-right-arm · 2 months

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Thinking back to the time I was about halfway through TMA and was explaining the plot to a friend who has never listened to a single episode and they tried to make one of those "Soup was invented by John Soup when he wanted to drink a chicken" jokes and ended up saying something along the lines of "The Magnus Institute was created by John Magnus when he wanted to make an institute for all the fears" and at the time I was like haha good one bro but in hindsight I think I need to fucking throngle them with my bare hands

#I actually could not make this shit up if I tried #I didn't even know about Jonah Magnus at the time I was just like haha good one bro #I didn't even tell them that Jonah Magnus was a person they just made it up #pretty sure they're plagued by visions #they knew literally nothing about the podcast they knew that it was an institute for archiving paranormal experiences and knew abo #about smirke's 14 and that's it #TMA #the magnus archives #magpod #jonah magnus #TMA spoilers

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lilianade-comics · 3 months

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