the whole trojan war could have been avoided if paris just. ate the apple in one comically large bite. athena, hera, and aphrodite would have been stunned into silence.
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build a bear candy corn Cinnamoroll and zombie Pompompurin 🎃
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padme’s second-ever scene is a royal court meeting where she sits on a throne and says things like “we must continue to rely on negotiation” and “i will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.” this is the introduction we’re given for naboo: a peaceful planet, a peaceful queen. but in the film’s moment of triumph, padme sneaks back in to the court and arms herself with two guns hidden in her throne’s compartments. the same throne she preached diplomacy on. it’s not subtle! she’s been a soldier from the start; there was never peace.
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nonbinary robot call that androidgynous
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the ao3 servers are apparently ‘stressed’ but not as stressed as me now i have no fics to read and might have to wait hours to read them
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dusting off my old human bill design, felt it was appropriate
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So I got a theory as to why Alucard went from this in the original show:
To this in Nocturne:
We’re shown in the first show that Alucard ages more or less like a human except much faster but even as an adult he’s still looks more like Lisa than Vlad. Well my theory is that eventually his human aging got to a point where he “died” and took on more of a vampiric appearance. Hence why his hair is white like an old man and why his skin is ghostly white like his dad’s.
Further proof:
Like look at Dracula, that man pale as fuck
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shadow and bone: good and bad, saving the world, sacrifice and the power of listening to the guy’s mother bc she might say some legit things.
six of crows: yeah so we’re basically doing it for the money and we think we just saved the world
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I think that it would be funny if the devildom has certain items that have the names of human realm foods, like, deviled eggs, obviously deviled eggs to us are the classic party snacks that take up an entire corner of a table. But in the devildom deviled eggs are like, the eggs of a dangerous type of bird. So one day there’s just a conversation at breakfast that goes like,
mc: man I used to really love eating deviled eggs when I was a kid,
The brothers all pause what they are doing and slowly turn to look at mc with a concerned expression,
Lucifer:….. what do you mean by that?j
mc: what do you mean what do I mean? I really liked them when I was a kid, I actually got banned from the kitchen at some point by my mom after I learned to make them lol, I was a weird kid
as mc speaks the brothers faces progressively get more and more concerned as mc just smiles
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still thinking about gege saying yuta has a white uniform bc they were given to "problem children" and it makes them easy to spot from afar kdjscnksd
like this??
this is your problem child???
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personally, if my mother chose some old ass elf dude over me, i’d be pretty upset about it
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The Trojan War, for Odysseus, starts with the dropping of an infant, and ends with the dropping of an infant.
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how it feels to be a bbc sherlock fan in 2024
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