#and you’re turning it into a joke

[thesaddestjoysandthesmallestlies]

vent

this is fucking amazing (<- Liar)

[rendevok]

favorite thing ♡

the inspo:

aaaaand some inner dialogue for your viewing pleasure:

[leverage-ot3]

I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???

and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?

a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting

and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.

every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you

and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)

and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.

a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.

not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.

[citricjoy]

tell me why kyles character on veronica mars has the most bizarre fucking villians wiki entry… you’re telling me he did all THAT… while looking like THAT?……

[charlotte-family-apologist]

Suchin: Our living situation is temporary. I’m insane you’re insane, you know what happens when two insane people live together for too long? Starts with an “m”.

Kenshi: Making out.

Suchin: That’s right murder! Wait what.

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Oh Clint Barton, how the MCU massacred you

[whatudottu]

So I’m reading through your ideas for Ben 10 and seeing the “cliquey and territorial cerebrocrustaceans” one is making me realize how absolutely hysterical it would’ve been if at the beginning of Alien Force Brainstorm was incredibly kind and affectionate towards Gwen more so than Ben usually is meanwhile he’s just disgusted by Kevin’s entire existence.

Brainstorm: “Oh, Gwendolyn! I have a surprise for you! I witnessed you express an interest to see a feature film that has recently debuted, so I decided to purchase two tickets so that you may go and see it with a colleague of your choosing! And there’s no need to worry about refreshments: I’m more than happy to lend you the proper fare required for you and your chosed companion to purchase all of your favorites!”

Gwen, genuinely put off as Ben’s never been this nice to her before: “Umm…thanks?”

Kevin: “Hey Ben, do you know where the bathroom is?”

Brainstorm: “T H E  G R O U N D  U P O N  W H I C H  Y O U  S T A N D.”

(Of course, as Ben gradually warms up to Kevin, Brainstorm eventually grants him one of the highest honors he can bestow: permission to touch him without needing his consent first)

Oh hell yeah this got me cracking up!

Ben 10 rarely ever explores the differing psychology between Ben’s humanity and all the aliens he does transform into- well, save for Rath that is! Sure, the smarter aliens he transforms into affect his intelligence, but academic IQ is a completely different ballpark to social instincts, and the idea that Brainstorm who - being a cerebrocrustacean who’s social evolution centres on a severe in-group vs out-group - would interact quite differently with his peers than in his human base form.

Hah, Gwen may be confused and perhaps slightly off-put given Ben - while affectionate and caring of her - isn’t quite so open and hmm… what’s the term… considerate? Attentive? About her interests that he’d spend the money on them for her. At least for the sake of their present closeness Brainstorm wasn’t on 10 year old Ben’s playlist, Gwen would have been on the outest of out-groups you’d need to have been a criminal actively harming him to get it worse.

*looking at Kevin* Ah right yes, that criminality- Kevin would HATE Brainstorm like it was personal, even after Ben the human gets to trust him more and drop the suspicions. Would probably groan whenever he shows up again, it’s almost like Kev treats Brainstorm like an entirely different person (in a similar but opposite way Ben sees his transformations as people), even after he becomes part of Brainstorm’s in-group. Can’t handle the saccharine :P Understandable-

[alangdorf]

Sorryyyy for dropping off the face of the earth; got kinda shy after that last post but mostly I’ve just been writing though I cannot guarantee that any of that will ever be finished (also I’m very insecure about my writing AAAH). Figure I might as well post the valentines I had done (like two months late lol); interestingly this turned into more of a hand lettering exercise than I was expecting lol

[spn2006]

shipping wincest is a slippery slope to seeing incest in everything no matter what the fuck it is. like why am i up rn thinking about the incestuous undertones in dear evan hansen

[ween-kitchens]

im literally so glad depression did not take my sense of humour away because if it did I would literally just be angel from buffy and I cannot think of a fate worse than that

[midshipmank]

to whoever the fuck on tiktok is influencing the kids to bring back “gay” as a demeaning slang term: i will never fucking forgive you

[onebluejey]

can the group chat shut up about gay sex i’m trying to draw castiel, angel of the lord

[mars-ipan]

I mean this genuinely: just read Homestuck. Just do it. Google the Unofficial Homestuck Collection and download it. Or use the browser version of the Unofficial Homestuck Collection. It comes with mods. You already know you're going to like it, don't delay the inevitable and rob yourself of the enjoyment. Trust me, you will regret waiting - so many other people have the same story. So just read it.

anon this is very sweet and very kind of you and as someone who is trying to become more authentic in letting myself enjoy things i really appreciate it, like genuinely. all jokes about “ouhh it’s cringe” or whatever aside-

i cannot get into homestuck right now. i cannot get into anything right now. even if i were to free myself from my shackles and try to get into homestuck it wouldn’t really work at the moment. this is because i am currently almost 7 months deep in a danganronpa hyperfixation so intense it actually is keeping me from being productive. i straight up do not have the bandwidth

[sentientsky]

someone tell me to go to bed. I’m so eepy but i can’t stop fuckign rotating these two old gay men (gn) in my head

[pyjamacryptid]

“Just don’t do it” wow I. I’d never thought of that before. That’s so inspiring. You should pitch that to Nike, they’d love it.

[gayvampyr]

people on this site will derail a post for sapphics to say “well i DONT like women” and then when you tell them that it was rude and that the post wasn’t for them they’ll start accusing you of being homophobic and “trying to divide the queer community” (cuz you, a sapphic, don’t want non-sapphics (queer or not) derailing your post about sapphism)