Since the tumblr sexyman poll from Twitter was almost entirely animated characters, and I haven't seen a poll here yet about the real life dudes Tumblr has been/is obsessed with, I'm genuinely curious what the result will be...
SPAMTON IS [[salty]]! Finally got around to animating everybody's favorite number 1 rated salesman! 🕺 (watch with audio 🔊 or click "Keep Reading" to view transcript)
Spamton: NOW ACTUALLY I'VE NEVER BEEN COMFORTABLE WITH THE WHOLE [[adoring fan club]] THING. PERHAPS THAT'S WHY I FIND YOUR [[obvious disdain]] FOR ME SO [[refreshing]].
Noelle: ObViOus?!!? I was trying so hard to hide it...