If you’re new here: hi! I’m Tea! I’m 27 years old and I write undertale fan fiction on Ao3 as a hobby! Self inserts with Sans (specifically Underfell and Mafiafell) are my usual go to 🫣
I mostly reblog other people’s art, but sometimes I post updates of my fics or some of my own art.
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‘A cigarette at a time’ [48/48] Art
(Often referred to as acaat/acat)
Underfell!Sans/Reader -NSFW-
Tw: Blood, death of a pet, stds, mental health issues, stillbirth
A messy story about a messy couple; reader is a secretary from an accounting department and Red is a janitor. They start flirting and becoming involved until the angst ™️ starts happening.
This work has an (ongoing) additional story called ‘A smoke at a time’.
‘Love covers a multitude of sins’ [18/18] Art
(Often referred to as lcamos/lcmos)
Mafiafell!Sans/Reader -NSFW-
Tw: Blood, noncon, suicide, graphic depictions of wounds, death, religious themes
Reader is a nun in a small convent. She’s always been sheltered from the outside world until she finds Sans badly beaten in a dark alley. From then on, he starts visiting her, way too often for her own comfort.
[Smut happens in the 17th chapter but it can be easily skipped without missing any plot]
This work has an additional story called ‘Above all, love each other deeply, because...’ and an alternate story with Dusttale!Sans called ‘For you were made from dust, and to dust you will return’ (please look at the tags before reading).
‘Limited time offer 2x1!’ (ongoing) [14/??] Art
(Often referred to as 2x1!)
Sans/Reader Underfell!Sans/Reader Sans & uf!Sans
Tw: injuries, some blood, nothing major
Reader is a lawyer who was looking for a cheap room for rent. After Papyrus left to study culinary arts abroad, Sans was down to let her stay in his brother’s room for a fair price. They both have a great roommate relationship; they don’t know each other that well yet, but Sans makes her laugh. One day, she walks inside the apartment, wondering if she was seeing double or if there were two identical skeletons in the middle of the living room.
This work has an (ongoing NSFW) additional story called ‘Special lemon sale’.
‘Blood under the bridge’ (ongoing) [06/??] Art
(Often referred to as butb)
Mafiafell!Sans/Reader -NSFW-
Tw: Blood, graphic depictions of wounds, death, non consensual drug use
Reader is a detective, determined to get rid of the mafia that has been taking over her city for decades. She goes undercover as a waitress in a restaurant where mobsters tend to gather. There, she meets Red, the only monster involved with the mafia she’s ever met. She starts befriending him, to the point of actually getting worried about him getting hurt if she takes action against his group.
‘The Early Bird Catches The Bone’ (ongoing) [05/??] Art
(Often referred to as tebctb/ebcb)
Sans/Reader
Tw: car accidents, minor injuries, rough physical therapy, cheating
Reader is a radio host who gets into a minor car crash. She goes over to a clinic where Sans works as a physiotherapist. She hates how painful massage therapy is, but tolerates Sans enough to endure it. After finishing her treatment, she has a guest over on her radio show, who happens to be no other than Sans. To top it all off, the audience adores him.
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7. Lincolnshire Posy: II. — Composed by Percy Grainger, Performed by the Dallas Wind Symphony
It’s been on my mind lately that I had a lot of these Spotify song requests that I finished and never got around to posting, so I’m gonna try to chip away at posting these over the next few weeks! BUT Hi Ghost :] It’s so funny this was the song you ended up getting the number for; I had actually listened to it on loop during the deepest trenches of ranchers brainrot however many months ago, so I’m really happy I ended up being able to draw something for them!! <3 This is also the part where I expose myself for being an unashamed band kid =w= Grainger’s one of my favorite composers, so I listen to his works a lot and couldn’t help associating the really soft hopeful horns with this kind of healing period for the ranchers ;w;
I probably won’t ever really go into the details of the m-1 server’s overall plot, but I think the general vibe for m-1 ranchers is that these little moments of soft sunlight and healing bones were some of the most needed for them, so that’s why scenes like this always stand out in my mind <3 Context aside though, I think m-1 ranchers are just super sweet so!! figured I’d Full-Send share this soft doodle of them :]
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I really do have an honest question for libshit voteblues, and it seems like it isn't an honest question because that's what I call them but it's merely an honest descriptor:
Anyway, two questions.
Question the first: If Republicans have managed to game the formal structure of the democratic system so that they threaten to end it each and every election cycle, and the proximate consequence is transition to a fascist dictatorship under God Emperor Trump and his Project 2025, then what the FUCK is the appeal of democracy supposed to be? Why are we supposed to fight to keep this system in place instead of inaugurating some other system that categorically excludes fascists from access to political power?
And closely related question the second: if you really believe, if you really, really believe that the Republicans are getting ready to send my family and me back to the plantations and open up death camps for every central American immigrant and Muslim in the country, then why aren't you moving to make the Republican party fucking illegal? Why aren't you firebombing their offices or assassinating their ideologues? Because that's what people have done in the past in similar situations and your insistence on simply forestaying their sweep into power until 4 years later is not commensurate with the seriousness of the consequences in imminent loss of life that you're claiming to believe is at stake.
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idk if it’s just me but ANGRY SEX omfg like imagine they just get so angry they HAVE to pound the shit out of you 🤭🤭 - 🪰
Nsfw
I got like 9 asks about angry /  rough sex in like an hour the other day from different anons are y’all okay? Just horny?
CW: angry / rough-ish sex, afab! reader, pick your boy cuz I couldn’t lmao
You don’t even remember what the fight was about…did you even have an argument?…Your mind is too fuzzy to think straight…..
Not right now anyway, not while he has you pressed against the wall with your legs wrapped around his waist…not while he’s pounding into you so roughly, all you can do is moan and claw at his shirt trying to ground yourself.
Hell he’d practically ripped off, mumbling about getting them out of his way. Not that you care right now-
Your too busy moaning, whining with every movement of his hips, every slide of his cock in and out of your poor abused cunt….
His fingers digging into you ass so hard you’ll definitely have little bruises tomorrow. All while he keeps nipping and sucking at your neck, making sure to mark you as his even when he’s angry. Especially when he’s angry
Only pausing to whisper degrading words right in your ear, mocking you for letting him fuck you like this even after you said you were mad at him, even after yelling at each other….calling you a whore, his whore and asking if you knew you’d end up like this?
You both knew you’ll always end up like this-
Your eyes fall closed as you moan louder….begging for more…until you let out a surprised gasp as he pulls you away from the wall, your arms tightening around his shoulders at the sudden shift and now he’s using his grip on your ass to bounce you on his cock, chuckling at your startled expression.
You can only whine louder and hold on tighter as he uses you as a little fuck toy……you’d be embarrassed if it didn’t feel so fucking good-
Maybe you really did deserve the way he mocked you-
His cock keeps hitting your sweet spot inside you just perfectly~
Hearing him groan in your ear as you cum around his cock.
Seeing that damn smirk on his face when your walls keep spasming around his cock, as if you still want more even deeper inside, and he taunts you by calling you a slut….his slut as he moves, dropping you on bed.
Pushing you down as he trusts into you again, moving his hips faster and faster until he’s pounding into you again….until he’s cumming…..moaning your name as he stuffs your poor little cunt with his sticky cum….
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