#anyway uhh totally forgot what i was doing here

[keeps-ache]

'i can't wish anybody good luck these days. it's like an attack on their character. maybe it is, i don't know.'

[ikamigami]

Umm.. so I think I know what needs to be done in order to bring Solar back properly.. but I think that no one will like the answer..

Exactly just like Dark Sun said.. so.. uhh.. anyway, probably many people are scared that Eclipse will have to sacrifice himself to be able to bring Solar back.. but I doubt that's the case here..

And believe me I wouldn't want Eclipse to sacrifice himself.. but don't you find it a bit odd that Eclipse wouldn't like to sacrifice himself.. I mean we all know that Eclipse has it rough and has mental issues and is most definitely suicidal.. and we know that he's tired of living.. so I think that if he had a chance to give up his life I think that he would do that..

It's not that I don't think that Eclipse doesn't want to live and finally have some good relationships with others or at least Earth for now and maybe be able to become a part of a family.. but I don't doubt that Eclipse sees how much everyone loves Solar and hates him and I bet that Eclipse believes that he won't be accepted by others so what's the point of living?

Now he has a goal - to bring Solar back and he's basically living for this goal because Eclipse doesn't have any purpose in his life outside of what others are telling him to do.. It's really sad but my point is that I think that Eclipse wouldn't be upset (in a sense of what Dark Sun said) if he had to sacrifice himself for Solar..

I think that to safely bring Solar back they need to sacrifice someone indeed.. but it can't be anyone other than Sun..

What's funny is that I was actually thinking about it.. about how Solar was created and I realized that Solar's Sun basically sacrificed himself for Solar to be able to live..

You probably know whre I'm going with this at this point.. yeah.. in order to bring Solar back properly they need to do something similar to his origin in his dimension.. which means sacrificing Sun..

And there's also another thing that is worth pointing out.. and it's the fact that Sun sacrificing himself to bring Solar back would be a parallel to how Old Moon sacrificed himself for KC to live..

And it also would put Moon to a test.. cause remember how Moon said that he'll do anything to bring Solar back? Well.. what if he had to sacrifice his own brother?

That sounds like something Moon wouldn't do, right? And I think that this is where the plot of Sun's death will come into play..

I think that something like that may happen: Moon is budy with doing what he's doing now with Puppet and all that stuff in order to bring Solar back and we know that creator wants Lunar in exchange for helping them bring Solar back.. so I think that when others will be busy with all of this happening Sun will be left aside once again..

And from Sun's second therapy episode we know that Sun is ready to help in any way to be useful.. and because he's suicidal I think that he wouldn't mind being hurt if that means he'll help others.. so I can totally see Sun agreeing to sacrifice himself to bring Solar back..

But here's the thing.. Dark Sun said that Eclipse won't like the answer.. so if I'm right about Eclipse actually caring for Sun.. he definitely wouldn't want Sun to sacrifice himself..

I'm still thinking about what might happen but that's it for now..

And at last.. I think that maybe Moon will talk with Old Moon on the day Old Moon died? I think that would be neat :)

Oh, I forgot.. I think that Dark Sun either wants to use Eclipse for some evil scheme.. or he'll try to prevent bad things from happening using Eclipse as a pawn.. but we shall see..

[normal-sea-urchin]

Casey Jones Fucking Dies: Chapter 8

AND IT IS DONE! chapter eight that is. uh, @achilles-invulnerable-heel @veritas-dolos @clanofjones @theosb0rnway @builtlikeastickofcelery @samuel-yippee @less-depresso-more-espresso ok i think that covers all the tags. uhhhh, but anyways this chapter may have a slightly different vibe as it was written from casey's pov. anyways here ya go pookies, enjoy!

Yes. Yesss.

That stupid turtle actually fell for it. Casey couldn't believe Raph thought he would actually forgive him. Yet here he was, in the turtle's body, glaring down Raph's spirit, which was now trapped in the mirror. 

"Sorry, but this body's taken." he hissed, giving the turtle's ghost a toothy grin. The look of fear in his face was all too good. "Anyways, I have places to be. Later, Raph." Casey taunted, putting emphasis on the mutant's name.

Casey took a step towards the door, only to stumble and put his hand on the counter for balance. Huh. It had uh, been a while since Casey had needed to actually walk around. not to mention that he was now a turtle. Kind of. A mutant turtle. Close enough. Either way, being in this body might take a while to completely get used to. 

But casey didn't exactly have tons of time. Possession wasn't easy, and he didn't exactly have the practice. So whether or not Casey knew how to even walk in this body, he needed to. Just gotta get to my house, he thought to himself. 

He took a step, and another, and placed his hand on the door knob. He turned to face Raph's ghost in the mirror one last time. He gave one last, toothless grin; he blinked his eyes to wash out the ghostly green glow, now replacing it with the turtle's striking green eyes. He blew a taunting kiss towards the horrified face in the mirror before swinging the door open and waltzing out of the bathroom. 

Casey had been watching Raph and how he acted around his brothers and father since he became a ghost; meaning it wasn't very hard to imitate how he acted, at least until he got out of the lair. Casey tried to walk over to the turnstiles (which he had learned was the entrance and also the exit) but was stopped by one of the turtles.

"Yo Raph, where are you going dude?" Dammit. Casey slowly turned a bit to see which turtle was talking to him. It was the orange one, with the blue eyes. What was his name again? Marco? No no no. Uhh, Miguel? Mikey? Mikey! It was Mikey. 

"Uh, just going on patrol, I'll be back later." he lied. Ugh, he sounded like Raph. He sounded like the guy who killed him. It felt weird. To be honest the entire 'being in the body of a five foot tall mutant turtle' thing was weird. Y'know what, that would explain why he sounded like him.

"Hmm, okay dude." Casey turned back around and sped-walked over to the turnstiles as inconspicuously as he could. Casey turned the corner out of the lair and as soon as he was sure he was out of earshot, he started booking it. 

He didn't really have a reason why. I mean, he wanted to see his sister and his room, but he didn't really have any reason to rush. but it felt nice. It felt good to run. It felt great to do anything. Even though the smell of the New York sewers was the worst thing imaginable, Casey was glad he could smell at all. 

After a while, Casey reached a sewer plate. He couldn't wait to see his room again. He rushed up the sewer ladder and shoved the sewer plate up and out of the way. Here he was. Back on the surface. Casey took a deep breath in. 

The sound of car horns and people yelling and even just people's shoes clicking against the pavement brought such a comfort to Casey. It felt amazing. God, he had missed this. It took Casey a moment to remember what exactly he came up here for. Right, his room. Gotta get to his apartment. 

"AAAAAH! MONSTER!" a feminine voice from behind Casey yelled. He whipped around to sees some blonde chick yelling and pointing at him. Shit. He totally forgot he was in Raph's body.

Casey quickly scaled the nearest fire escape. About halfway up, he noticed that the woman had ran away; so he continued his climb, peaking into the windows of the apartment complex as he did. As much as Casey hates the whole normal life thing, he kinda missed the mundanity of life. 

Y'know, waking up in an unmade bed, cooking breakfast for himself and his sister, riding his bike to school after dropping his little sister off, going to the convenience store after school for a snack, that kinda thing. And even the occasional hockey game or practice, or maybe his little sister needed help with her homework. Casey missed it. 

He reached the roof of the building and turned around, looking for a store or restaurant that he would recognize. He knew New York like the back of his hand; if he could just see how close the park or something was, he could easily get home. Aha! The old theater that Casey went to like, all the time. That meant he was about seven blocks away from his apartment.

He turned to face the direction his apartment building was in and mentally charted out a route of buildings to hop across. Shouldn't take too long. Casey walked over to the edge of the building, looking at the distance between this one and the next. He took a few steps back before sprinting towards and leaping towards the next building.

Casey landed with a tumble near the middle of the building. He did not expect to jump that great a distance, which left him a little shocked. But he shook it off with ease, of course. He really needed to get used to the whole mutant turtle thing if he was going to posses Raph more often, which he planned on doing. 

Either way, he began to fade into a cycle of leaping from building to building for a few blocks until his apartment complex was in sight. Casey stopped for a moment, taking a moment to catch his breath. God he missed the burning in his lungs when he ran. He missed the wind blowing through his hair, which was still something he missed considering Raph was bald... 

Anyways, he continued towards to his apartment. Upon reaching the top of it, Casey started rushing down the fire escape to his room. He could barely contain his excitement. He threw the window open and leaped into the room, feeling the carpet underneath the turtle's feet (which felt like, really big to Casey). 

Casey waltzed over to his bed before letting himself fall face first into his pillow. He inhaled deeply before rolling over onto the turtle's shell. Man, he missed his room. His eyes shot over to his desk, where his face paint was.

Hmm.

Face paint. Casey had an idea. He walked over to the desk and sat in the old, torn chair  in front of it. He tried his best to get comfortable, although Raph's shell made it a bit hard. After deciding that this was as comfortable as he could get in this body, he turned his attention to the desk.

...

His homework was in the exact same place he left it. He had blown off finishing it in favor for vigilante-ing...

Whatever. Casey pushed it aside. Not like Mrs. Thomson's math class mattered anymore. Casey reached for his black and white face paint, hoping to push those thoughts away. He turned the small mirror on his desk towards him, turning it downwards to fit his now much shorter height.

"This is for FUCKING killing me freak face!" Casey remarked, pointing at the turtle's face in the mirror. 

"GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING BODY!" Raph screamed back from his mirror prison; making Casey flinch back. He was not expecting a response. 

"Mmm, no. You could some time for reflection. Get it?" Casey mocked. Raph face morphed into a scowl before fading away, leaving Casey alone. Now then, the face paint.

Casey tugged the red mask off the turtle's head. He reached for a brush before dipping it into the white face paint. He smudged the paint all over the turtle's ugly mug. After two coats, the turtle's green skin was no longer visible. Casey grabbed a second, smaller brush for the black paint and went to town. 

It felt good. Defacing Raph. The man who killed him so ruthlessly. The man who had taken Casey from his sister, and from April, and from hockey, and from his life...

Whatever.

After a little while, Casey had finished. The black accents had taken only one layer, cause of how dark it was. And thus, it was done. The turtle had now donned totally metal skull face paint. Casey looked in the mirror, admiring his handiwork. Just one thing was missing. Casey reached into the left drawer of the desk and pulled out one of his spare bandanas. He tied it around his forehead and leaned back into the chair. Y'know the bandana really pulled the whole thing together. 

While staring at his new reflection, Casey thought back to his life before. Before his death. Before, when he had his own body, and didn't have to possess a mutant turtle. He regrets ever taking it for granted. Man, this was bumming him out. 

Casey's eyes began to wander around the room before landing on his hockey gear sticking out of his bag. Hmm. Casey walked over to the bag and crouched down beside it. He began to rummage through the contents, finding hockey pucks, spray paint bottles, and some other junk. Maybe he could take it with him, sneak it into the turtles's lair, so that he could throw up some graffiti or something next time he possessed Raph. He decided it best to at least take it with him, even if he didn't put it in the lair. He threw a few more things in: his face paint, some old clothes that just might fit over the turtle's body, that kinda stuff. As he was hunched over, he heard a voice erupt from behind him.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Casey whipped around to see his little sister, Angel, staring at him with wide eyes. 

Oh no. Ooooooh no. Angel couldn't see Casey. She couldn't see Casey looking like... this whole situation! He threw the bag onto his shoulder in a panic and quickly fled the scene. He ran up the fire escape, paying no attention to his sister's "HEY! GET BACK HERE!" 

He made it up to the roof before repeatedly sprinting and leaping over to a rooftop about a block down. He took a moment to breathe, turning and looking back towards his room; looking back towards his sister. All this time, he had missed her, so much. But now, after having seen her, he wishes he hadn't. The way she reacted, the way she screamed... Casey felt like a monster. 

And it was all Raph's fault.

                _______________________

The clinking of the spray paint cans in Casey's bag echoed through the abandoned subway tunnel. He was now on his way back from his apartment to the turtle's lair. The thoughts about how his sister reacted to seeing him still haunted his mind. 

Man, fuck all of this. Casey didn't care enough to hide the bag. He didn't care enough to try and wipe off the face paint he did. He didn't care enough to pay any mind to Raph's voice echoing in his mind, demanding his body back. 

As he made it closer to the lair, the sound of the other turtles became clearer. A grin began to crawl onto Casey's face the closer he got. This was gonna be good. 

He turned the corner to face the turtles and April with an unnerving grin on his face. The turtles all seemed to be watching some dumb cartoon show while April was on her computer. Casey dropped the bag to the ground, but still holding the strap in his hand. He stood, waiting for a response or even a reaction, still grinning.

The turtles were staring at who they thought was they're brother with looks of confusion. But April, April was glaring at Casey, her eyes wide, yet angry.

"Raph... Where did you get that bandana? And that bag?" she interrogated, dragging a finger up to point at Casey's bag. The grin on Casey's face cracked into an eerie smile.

"Oh, y'know. Stole it from this guy I killed." he enthusiastically replied. The room fell silent. Dead silent. 

"...What?" April muttered slowly. 

"Yeah!" Casey remarked, "I think you knew him, his name was Casey. Casey Jones." 

And with that, Raph fell to the floor. Unconscious, but now in control of his body.

[darkwitch1999]

Simpleman AU: Marinette's Voicemail

So in my last post about this AU, I mentioned that Marc tried to call Marinette thirty times after being left alone with the kids for WAY over an hour like she promised but kept getting sent to voicemail. Today while I was at work, I started thinking about what the voice messages would sound like as Marc desperately tries over and over to get a hold of Marinette. I wasn't going to write out thirty voice messages since I figured it would get repetitive and boring, but I did write out the highlights to give you a general idea of how Marc slowly breaks down with each attempt. I apologize in advance if this sucks.

Marinette’s Voicemail: You have thirty-one new messages. Playing messages…

Voicemail #1:

Marc: Hey, Marinette! It’s Marc. I hope everything’s going okay with Adrien’s costume. The kids are doing fine. Everything’s fine. I was just wondering if you happen to be on your back now. Not that there’s any need to rush back that is! Take your time! It’s just been a little over when you said you would be back and I just wanted to check in to see if everything was okay on your end. But you’re probably busy finishing up Adrien’s costume right now, so I’ll get out of your hair. If you could maybe call me back when you start heading back, that would be great. Thanks.

Voicemail #2: 

Marc: Hi, Marinette! It’s Marc, again. Everything’s okay over here. No need to worry about the kids, they’re doing okay. Just checking in to see how you’re doing. I…uh noticed that you are staying a bit longer than expected…n-not that there’s a problem with that or anything. Please take all the time you need. Just please be sure to call me once you have finished up if that’s okay. 

Voicemail #5: 

Marc: U-Uh…hey Marinette. It’s me again checking in. I-I’m sorry if I keep bothering you…just wondering if you’re coming back soon. I-I mean…things are still fine…ish. The kids are getting a bit… “restless” and I may have sent Nathaniel out on an errand so I am kind of by myself…but everyone’s still alright. Please call me back as soon as you can.

Voicemail #10: 

Marc: H-Hiiiii Marin-...NO! Manon put that down! Ella! Etta! I told you two to stop running in the house! No, no, no, no! Chris, I said no touching my mama’s bat!

Voicemail #11: 

Marc: H-Hey Marinette…sorry about that last message. The children have gotten a tad bit more “restless” since the last time I called. Any chance you are almost back and just forgot to call me? I mean…that’s totally fine. I wouldn’t be upset or anything but if you do get this message…please call me.

Voicemail #15: 

Marc: Marinette….heeeyyyyy…so I know I said in my last few messages to “take all the time you need”, but by any chance would you be able to cut your flirting with Adrien short and come back, please? I would really appreciate some help, please. I mean…things are still somewhat under control here, but I could use a hand…

Voicemail #16: 

Marc: MARINETTE!!!!! EVERYTHING’S OUT OF CONTROL!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!!!!

Voicemail #18: 

Marc: (Marc called Marinette accidentally while he was banging his head on the phone) Idiot! Marc, why do you have to be so stupid, stupid, STUPID!!!!! You just HAD to kick Nath out of the house! “Oh, don’t worry, Nath! I can handle these kids and Marinette will be back soon anyway. I’ll be fine, I swear.”. Idiot! Idiot! IDIOT!!!! What were you thinking?!

Voicemail #19:

Marc: Um…hey Marinette. Uhh…can we just pretend that the last call didn’t happen? Yeah, I think I might have butt-dialed you by mistake while I was talking about…uh…something else. I-I swear nothing that I said was directed towards you. Anyway, please call me back soon.

Voicemail #21:

Marc: MARINETTE! PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE ALREADY!!!!!

Voicemail #23:

Marc: MARINETTE, I SWEAR IF I GET SENT TO VOICEMAIL AGAIN, I WILL CALL ADRIEN MYSELF IF I HAVE TO AND TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL!!!!! DO NOT TEST ME! ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!!!!!

Voicemail #24:

Marc: H-Hey…Marinette. Look, I’m sorry if I was rude during my last couple of calls. I-I am just feeling a bit…overwhelmed and a little stressed…please don’t hate me. I swear, I wasn’t seriously going to tell Adrien. Please just call me back already…I-I…don’t know how much longer I can hold out for…

Voicemail #29:

Marc: M-Marinette…I-I’m at my l-limit…I-I don’t know what else to do! Everything is not okay! Everything is falling apart! Everything is CHAOS!!!! The girls and Chris are running wild and I don’t know how to make them stop! (Marc’s voice starts to break) Aimé is never like this! H-He’s…a-always so well behaved! He’s such a good kid! Aimé! I-I…love you s-so…much and I’m s-sorry if I never tell you enough how much of a good boy you are…

Aimé: Marc, are you sad?

Voicemail #30:

Marc: (shaky, hyperventilating breaths and sobbing are heard)......

Aimé: Marinette? It’s Aimé. Can you please call my big brother? He’s very upset right now.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Bonus⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Voicemail #31:

Hello, Marinette. I know that you are busy foolishly attempting to flirt with Adrien, so I’ll make this short. I’ve got a message…no, a warning for you all right. There is no more Marc! Reverser is back in town! And I’m coming for you, bitch! See you soon…(evil laughter)

Marinette’s Voicemail: End of messages…

So yeah...Marinette's screwed. Please feel free to share your thoughts and opinions. I'll also answer any questions regarding this post or this AU in general if you have any.

@nerd-chocolate @andromeda612 @artzychic27 @princessbutterflysposts @arny20252 @imsparky2002 @msweebyness

[arc-misadventures]

Arc-swapped/Jeanne AU:

How does Jeanne confront the people from her original world about how they treated Jaune? Or does she even remember to?

Her Return

Nora: Jeanne!!!

Jeanne: Hi, Nora! I’m ba… Ooph?!

Nora: Jeanne! You’re back!

Jeanne: Y-Yes I am, Nora. Please let go, I can’t breath.

Nora: Oh! Sorry…

Jeanne: It’s okay.

Rin: Hey, Jeanne, welcome back.

Jeanne: Rin! Mmmm~! It’s so good to see you!

Rin: You too.

Nora: Where were you, where did you go! Did you go to his world when he came to ours?! Were there gender swapped versions of us there too?!

Jeanne: Actually yes I did, and there was.

Nora: Oh, who got swapped!

Jeanne: Team RWBY, and Pyrros were all girls, and Rin was a guy!

Rin: I was?

Nora: Was he hot?!

Rin: Nora?!

Jeanne: He was pretty attractive.

Rin: He was…?

Nora: I knew it. What about me, was I some really handsome buff guy?!

Jeanne: No you were still a girl

Nora: Good… the multiverse is working properly

Jeanne: …?

Ren: Okay…?

Jeanne: Uhh… So anyway, I heard you were giving male me some looks, eh, Rin~? Like what you saw~?

Rin: N-N-No!

Nora: You’d totally hop him if you could!

Rin: Guys!

Jeanne: So what was it like to have him here?

Nora: Weird. As soon as he saw me, he was acting all normal, took him a while to realize I was looking at him weird, since he was a guy, and all. He didn’t understand why I was starting to freak out until, Rin appeared.

Rin: Then, he started to freak out when he saw me. He was used to, Nora being, Nora. But, a female… Ren was it?

Jeanne: Yes, your counterpart is named, Ren.

Rin: Yeah, he freaked out. He was not expecting me.

Nora: Then, Rin started to freak out when, male Jeanne called her pretty~!

Rin: Nora!

Jeanne: You are pretty.

Rin: I am?

Nora: And, before I could ask him why he thought that, Pyrros happened…

Jeanne: Ahh, Pyrros, where is he anyway?

Rin: He should be back any minute now. He said he was going to do some training.

Jeanne: Good, I need to have some words with him…

RN: …

Nora: He done fucked up…

Rin: Big time…

Jeanne: What? I just want to talk with my partner, That’s all~!

Rin: Then stop smiling like that.

Nora: It’s creepy.

Jeanne: Oh… That’s useful to know.

(Click)

Pyrros: Hey, guys I’m…?! Jeanne you’re ba-ack?!

(SLAP!)

(Thud!)

Nora: Ohh~! Straight to the floor!

Rin: That’s gotta hurt.

Pyrros: Ow?! What was that for?!

Jeanne: For being a complete asshole!

Rin: Oh no…

Nora: The angel is swearing?!

Rin: Nice knowing you, Pyrros…

Pyrros: What did I do?!

Jeanne: You hurt, Jaune! Which means you hurt me!

Pyrros: Jim? That boy that took your spot?

Jeanne: His name is, Jaune! And, yes he took my spot, while I took his. And, I got to learn some really interesting things about the people I consider friends!

Pyrros: W-What did you learn?

Jeanne: That the first thing you did when you saw him was to throw him against the wall with your semblance, then you threatened to gut him if you didn’t explain where I was! And, none of you even let him explain why he was here!

Pyrros: W-What?! I didn’t do that.

Jeanne: There is literally crater in the wall where you threw him!

Pyrros: Oh, yeah… I forgot to fix that…

Jeanne: So you did do that?

Pyrros: Yes… Yes I did…

Jeanne: So, not only did you lie to me, you threw him against the wall before he even had a chance to explain why happened to him. Why?

Pyrros: I thought he kidnapped you…

Jeanne: So first thing you did was slam him to the wall?

Pyrros: Well, I thought…? Haaa… I’m…?!

Jeanne: Don’t bother apologizing. I’m not the one you should be sorry too.

Rin: Oh, Jeanne is angry…

Nora: Team RWBY’s going to get it…

Rin: It was nice knowing them…

Jeanne: Where are they by the way?

NR: Their room.

Jeanne: Thank you~!

Nora: Demon smile…

Pyrros: Since when could she smile like that?!

Rin: Since you made her angry…

~~~

(Knock knock)

Ruben: Ye… Jeanne!

Blake: Our angel is back?!

William: Jeanne!

Yin: Hi beautiful, miss me~?

Jeanne: Hi guys~!

(Slap!)

Rubun: Grk?!

(Slap!)

Blake: OWW?!

(Slap!)

William: Why?!

(Thwack!)

Yin: Ooph?!?!

(Thud!)

Yin: Okay… you’ve got a mean right hook there, Jeanne… But, why?!

Jeanne: That was for tying up, Jaune, throwing him against the wall with your semblance, pointing your gun at him, and sucker punching him in the gut…

Yin: You know about that?!

Jeanne: Yes, Jaune told me…

William: You met that thing?!

Jeanne: Thing?! Did you seriously call him a thing?!

William: Uhh…

Jeanne: Good gods… You’re better than this, William!

William: …

Jeanne: And, why did you point a gun at him, Ruben?

Ruben: I thought he was an alien who took over your body, but got the gender wrong…

Jeanne: …

WBY: …

Jeanne: I’m… I’m not even going to respond to that…

William: Smart move.

Jeanne: And, as for you…

Yin: H-Hi, Angel… H-How’s it going…?

Jeanne: Let me guess; Jaune couldn’t answer your question because he didn’t know what the was, so you lost your cool, so you punched him in the gut?

Yin: Yes…

Jeanne: Haa… I’m going to talk to the teachers to see why they threw, Jaune in a cell. As for you lot, I’m so disappointed in you, you should be better than this!

Ruben: Disappointed? That doesn’t sound so bad.

Nora: That’s Mom for mad.

Ruben: Oh…

Blake: We screwed up didn’t we?

William: You think?

Ruben: We did, but not as big as, Yin did.

Yin: Ya… I fucked up…

Pyrros: We all did…

Nora: We didn’t!

Rin: I would have liked to get to know him, he seemed like a really nice guy, but then you lot showed up.

Nora: So yeah, you fucked up.

RWBYP: …

Ruben: Shit…

[chirpins]

your vampire noah au has me hooked immediately, i had to come here and ask you questions after reading.

first things first, your half vampire tag. what exactly does that entail? it could mean anything. are there going to be other character's who are a vampire?

secondly, what are the other ships mentioned in the tags? are they going to be important enough to mention any time soon? or can we know them now.

thirdly, is this going to be based off of stakes? with its recent departure from the fandom, a lot of people are missing it. is there a reason you posted this when you did, so close to its deletion?

is fourthly a word?

fifthly, what does the soulmate tag mean? i've never seen it used in that way before.

sixthly (?), can you tell us anything about it? fun facts, i mean.

seventhly (i'm just winging it at this point), does noah being bitten on his ankle have any plot relevance to it? given that it wasn't on his neck?

that's all i can think of for now.

woaaah this is like .. one of the longest asks ive ever seen. sorry it took me so long to reply, i really had to think on how i would respond to this..!

well, lets start in order.. lets seeee..

mm i dont know if i can answer this in a way that isnt spoilery or holds plot relevance. sorry if that doesnt help ur curiosity, but rest assured it will be addressed in the fic itself so .. just stay tuned!

i dont see how it would be any spoilers to say this, so ill just come out and do so already! one of the main background ships is geoff/gwen/bridgette. they are just so cute to me, and id like to make it clear the three of them are all dating each other. there is also going to be eva/izzy, of course; and owen/izzy (izzy has two hands). another ship im entertaining the idea of is possibly duncan/dj? but neither of those two are going to have much relevance to the story. actually, funny story, this was supposed to be an alejandro/noah/heather fic, but i totally forgot to tag it as such. im debating on if i want to keep it that way afterall, or have it stay just alenoah.. i guess we'll see the further i write. there is some others but those are a bit spoilery so, stay tuned..!

uhh.. i feel like thats a very weird thing to ask? but, i guess you could say i was inspired after reading stakes? i began writing this last month (pictured below) so i wouldnt say i wrote and posted this just because stakes got deleted. actually, i wasnt going to post this fic at all until i had at least 5 chapters written for it, or all of it written, but i got too excited after finishing writing chapter 2 so.. teehee...

i THINK it is..!

teehee i cant saaay.. much. what i can say is it being 'non-typical' is important. its nothing like soul bounds themselves. how youd think of a soulmate 'au' is not what this is, nobody are soulmates. but .. well.. sooomething may happen. i will just say, it has something to do with vampire culture.

fun facts, huh..? mmm i really dont know.. tbh not even i think too deeply on this sort of thing.. i guess id say that noah has a lot of moles / freckles everywhere? so him having a bite mark wouldnt really raise suspicion, given that its just two puncture wounds. i dont know, im sorry! i guess ill have to think on this some more.. im sort of entertaining the idea that theres more to the universe than just vampires, if this helps. buut,.. i havent decided yet, teehee.

hmm, aside from me thinking itd be funny for him to have a mark on his leg? well... who knows!

anyway, thanks for caring so much to ask me stuff!

[tmd-clangen]

MOON 0 | SMILING MOON

part one | part two

“Yes! Yes, thank you Poolgleam!” Irispaw meowed happily, running back out of the cleric’s den and bounding back into the clearing.

By the edge of the shiningfence, Leappaw waited for him, turning his head to look over as Irispaw came toward him. He grinned. “What’d Poolgleam say? Did he say yes?” Leappaw asked excitedly.

“Mhm! He said we had to stay in the closest parts of the territory but that we can go otherwise,” Irispaw affirmed, just as excited. “He seemed a lot more willing to let us go now that the snow’s let up today.”

“Great!” Leappaw exclaimed. “I already told Bush and Serp we were probably leaving. So we can just go.”

“Cool, okay!” Irispaw led the way through the shiningfence’s gap with Leappaw following right after him. 

The two of them moved practically rump-to-rump as they padded through the thin snow coating the ground, kicking up flakes every now and then. Even the trees weren’t quite as coated as before. Unlike the last few days which had been snowing seemingly without end, the snow must’ve let up in the middle of last night and hadn’t returned since then. Leappaw’s light pelt no longer totally blended into the white landscape. Irispaw laughed beneath his breath.

Leappaw caught it, asking, “What’s so funny?”

“Oh, I was just thinking about how you don’t blend in so much anymore,” Irispaw said, playfully adding, “now that the snow’s not so thick, you’re not invisible anymore!”

Leappaw laughed now. “You implying I’ve been invisible all this time? Well you’ll sure see me when I smack you in the face!” Leappaw aimed a light paw-jab at Irispaw’s face and he yelped, ducking out of the way.

“Hey! We’re not in training mode yet!” Irispaw cried with amusement. “We still gotta keep walking out ‘til we reach the super secret special spot I found.”

Leappaw stuck his tongue out briefly then asked, “How long until we get there? What’s the spot, even?”

“Well if I told you it wouldn’t be much of a secret, would it?” Irispaw teased.

“Aw, c’mon now, just tell me!”

Irispaw took on an elderly voice and croaked out, “Patience, grasshopper!” Leappaw immediately threw his head back and cackled. Irispaw snickered alongside him.

“It won’t take us long to get there anyway,” Irispaw said, “I still remember the fastest way there, so.”

“Good! I’m excited,” Leappaw meowed, his lashing tail already telling of that fact. “What do you wanna do anyway?”

“We should really try to learn some hunting techniques first of all,” Irispaw remarked. “I think that’s probably the most important thing right now. After all, prey dead to the cold can only fill our bellies for so long, and even then the leafbare cold won’t last forever…”

Leappaw nodded agreeably. “That’s true. How should we start?”

Irispaw paused for a moment. “Err… I don’t really know,” he admitted. “I remember hearing about some hunting techniques from the warriors, and seeing a couple demonstrated in camp. Maybe we can work off of those…?”

“Yeah! That’s somewhere to start,” Leappaw chirped optimistically. “Tell me what you heard?”

“Uhh… lemme think for a little bit to make sure I fully remember everything right,” Irispaw said.

The two apprentices walked further onward through the forest. It took them some time, but eventually Irispaw spotted the familiar wall of fronds that blockaded the spot he’d found about a week ago. He flicked his tail and beckoned Leappaw to follow him faster. Once there, Irispaw nosed through the fronds and stepped forward, carefully placing his front paws on the inclined slope.

Irispaw slid down into the hollow, smiling. A moment later though it receded when Leappaw yowled. He whipped around and saw that Leappaw had instead fallen straight down the slope, landing on his chest. He didn’t appear hurt, though, and Irispaw hurriedly murmured, “Shoot! Sorry, I forgot to tell you about that. The entrance here’s just a straight drop down.”

“Would’ve been helpful to know that earlier,” Leappaw muttered, though his voice was light. He picked himself back up and brushed off his fluffy chest, before looking around. “Wow… this place is cool.”

“Isn’t it!” Irispaw meowed with delight.

The large hollow was surrounded by steep earth walls that were brimmed with ferns and other hardy leafbare plants at their tops. The ground in the hollow, once the snow was brushed away, was revealed to be sandy. To Irispaw’s pleasure when he’d first found the hollow, it was the soft and warm kind of sand rather than the coarse and cool kind. Even with the cold weather, it retained a certain amount of heat that perhaps wasn’t completely natural– though Irispaw didn’t really care whether it was or not.

Scattered around the hollow were three big, cylindrical metal things; Irispaw remembered that Poolgleam had called them barrels. The barrels were all black, but each had a few colorful markings on them that looked kind of splattered. They were much bigger than the apprentices, and inside the carved-out holes in them, Irispaw believed they could both probably squeeze in and hide away. Bushkit would definitely like these a lot once he could wander around as an apprentice.

“Alright, what do you remember?” Leappaw asked again.

Irispaw explained, “Well, first of all, the basics of course. We need to make sure our scents don’t collide with the way the wind blows so that our prey doesn’t sniff us out first. Also, be super quiet of course. I was told the warriors use tail signals, but I don’t remember any of them… so we might have to make up our own.”

“We’ll get to it when we get to it,” Leappaw supposed.

“So just watch the ground for stuff like twigs and rocks and leaves and things like that. But if you find stuff that’s already broken, then that can tell you if prey has passed by, or something,” Irispaw finished.

Leappaw nodded. “Makes sense!”

“Okay. I think we can try out some of the stuff I saw, then. So first of all, the hunter’s crouch… we gotta press ourselves close to the ground, but not too close.” Irispaw dropped his body closer to the earth, and Leappaw mimicked his movement. “And then we… point our tails…”

“In what direction?” Leappaw asked.

“Straight backward, I think,” Irispaw said, sticking his tail back. Leappaw again did the same. He chuckled. “You just gonna obey every word I say?”

“Aren’t you the expert right now?” Leappaw laughed back.

“Hah! I guess so. Hopefully this won’t be too hard to remember everything,” Irispaw mused. “Okay, from here, you have to get your front legs ready to leap and hind legs ready to pounce… wait, no, other way around. My bad.”

“‘Won’t be too hard to remember everything’, when mice fly,” Leappaw teased.

“Oh, shut your mouth!” Irispaw retorted playfully, lightly batting him over the snout. The two of them shifted their legs into ready positions. “Why don’t you lead, if you think you can do it better.”

“Well, maybe I just might,” Leappaw ventured, sticking his tongue out. “‘Kay, watch me do this like the masters do!”

Leappaw wriggled his haunches a little and, true to his name, leapt forward. His back legs sprang to propel him onward, and his front paws landed forcefully in the sand as if he were pouncing on a mouse. He straightened back up and looked over at Irispaw. “Well, how’s that for some first-try skill?” he boasted.

“Totally sloppy,” Irispaw jeered back lightheartedly. Leappaw gave a mocking gasp of outrage. “I could totally do way better than that.”

“Well, let’s see it then!”

“You will!” Irispaw followed the movements he’d performed, back first, then front- jump forward- land perfectly. Except his wasn’t quite so perfect, when he nearly misplaced his paws and overcompensated his back ones.

Leappaw giggled and Irispaw stared hard at him. Leappaw called out, “I saw you slip!”

“No, you absolutely did not!”

[blog-name-idk]

Everything Falls (Into Place) | 13

*Banner by the incredible @bangtansmauyeondan

Pairing: OT7 x Fem Reader

Genre: College!AU, Roommate!AU, Fluff, Humor, Smut

Summary: Your new roommates are unbearably nice and unbearably hot. Good thing you're an adult who is fully capable of platonic friendships with the opposite sex, right?

Word Count: 2098

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You

Mina, I'm screwed

Mina

Oh nice, you finally got laid?

You

Wow you are sooo hilarious

Mina

You love it

Now tell Mama Mina what ails you

You

It's dumb. And embarrassing.

Mina

What, you suddenly realize you're in love with all your perfect roommates?

You

…

Mina

Omg

I fucking knew it

And you were so sure you were gonna be fine

Lolololol

You

It's not all of them!!

Mina

YET lmaooooo

I'm dying

You

Ok well once you can breathe again

HELP

Mina

Lol

I mean

Is it really that big a deal?

You

????

Of course it is

They're my friends

I'm violating their trust

I'm using friendship as an excuse to hang out with them!

Mina

Bruh

You

I'm the worst

Mina

Omg dude

Breathe

Are you doing it to get in their pants?

You

Of course not

I mean they're all smoking hot

But it's not like it's my goal or anything

I just like spending time with them

Mina

Which is what friends do, you adorable dork

So which ones are they?

You

Jin, Jimin, and Yoongi

Mina

Huh, I thought for sure Taehyung was gonna be in there

You

Mina!!!

Mina

I mean, he's gorgeous and totally whipped for you

You

You know he's like that with everyone, right?

Mina

Suuuuuuure

Well, let me know which one you fall for next ;)

You

MINA!!!!

Mina

Well if not him

Maybe Namjoon?

You said you have a huge boner for his voice and dimples

Didn't you write a fucking research paper for him lmao

You

Please never bring that up again

I purged it from my memory

Mina

Or that other dancer guy?

Hope or something?

Didn't you spend all night cuddling with him that one time

You

It's Hobi

And no, he's sunshines and rainbows and too pure for this world

Mina

Lol you sound gone for him already

What about that cutie you used to tutor?

You

Omg no Kookie is too young

Mina

He's one year younger than you dumbass

Also didn't you say he's both the cutest thing ever and ripped as fuck?

You

Are you trying to ruin my life

Mina

Only a little ;)

Really though, I wouldn't freak out so much about it

From what you've told me about them, they all seem like super legit dudes

You

That's the problem!!!

I spent so long immunizing myself against their looks

I totally forgot to guard against their personalities

😭😭😭

Mina

Lol what I mean is

You told them the first day that nothing would ever happen, right?

So they're gonna respect that

They're not gonna make a move unless you do

You

Lol not like they would anyway

Have you SEEN them??

Mina

Bitch have you MET you?

You

Aw thanks

But seriously I'm freaking out

Mina

It's not that complicated

Either you do something about it or you don't

No one (including you) is forcing them to do anything

And no one is forcing you either

You

…

Huh

I was overthinking again, wasn't I

Mina

Yeah but it's one of your charms <3

And if you ever need an outlet you know I'm always here to read your thirsty-ass texts

Srsly I kinda wish I had popcorn

You

You're the best <3

Mina

You can thank me by getting daddy Jin to buy me something nice

You

I rescind my last statement

~~~~~

Eomma

Hi honey, how's school going?

Seokjin

Hey mom, pretty good!

Everyone in my group project is actually competent for once

How are you and dad?

Eomma

We're doing great!

Speaking of groups…

Seokjin

Oh boy

Eomma

When are you going to bring [y/n] for a proper visit?

Seokjin

Uhh I'm not sure

She's really busy with schoolwork

Eomma

She's a double major, isn't she?

What a hard worker

And such a sweet girl

We really liked her, Seokjinnie

Seokjin

I know, you've both told me multiple times

She is pretty great though

She liked you guys too

Eomma

Well we don't mind if she brings some of her work here!

Lord knows your father will understand

You should stay for the whole weekend!

We can prepare the guest room downstairs so you don't have to worry about disturbing us ;)

Seokjin

MOM!!!

Eomma

No need to be shy, we all saw the way you were looking at her

Reminds me of your father and I when we first met

We couldn't keep our hands off each other

Seokjin

I did not need to hear that

Eomma

Can you blame your mother for being excited?

It's been so long since you've introduced us to anyone other than those cute boys you live with

We're just so happy for you

And we'd love to get to know [y/n] better

Seokjin

Sigh… I'll ask her

ONLY dinner though, not the weekend!

Eomma

Ah, I understand

More comfortable in your own homes, I get it ;)

Seokjin

Oh my god

~~~~~

Jin

Hello my wonderful, perfect wife!

Did I tell you that you look absolutely ravishing today?

You

You're about to ask me for something, aren't you…

Jin

Can't a man tell his wife she looks beautiful?

You

Okay then

So you just texted me to compliment me

Jin

Exactly

You

Thanks, babe <3

I'll talk to you later

Jin

Wait no come back, you're right

But I also DO think you look great today!

You

I knew it

You're a heartbreaker Kim Seokjin :(

You'll be hearing from my divorce lawyer

Jin

Nooooo!

Please give me a second chance!

We didn't have a prenup!

You

Hmmm alright

But only because you're so pretty when you beg

Jin

Thank you

You're benevolent and forgiving and lovely

You

Continue

Jin

And beautiful and smart and funny

Flowers bloom when you walk

The wind sighs when you pass by

My soul weeps when we have to part ways in the morning after our steamy, sensual nights

You

Ok ok what is this favor?

Jin

My parents want us to come over for dinner

Honestly it's your fault for seducing them with your feminine wiles

You

Oooooo dinner with the in-laws!

You should be glad they like me, Jinnie

But yeah I'd be happy to, they were really nice

Probably can't in the near future though, final projects are coming up with a vengeance

Jin

Yeah I figured, same here

Just wanted to run it by you since my mom brought it up

You

Are you sure you're okay with it?

We could probably stage an amicable break up

Jin

More than okay

I like spending time with you and my parents will be happy, it's a win-win

You

Awww babe <3

Jin

<3

~~~~~

Jungkook

I hate matrices

You

Aww Kookie

Linear algebra?

Jungkook

Yes :(

You

Want me to take a look when I get home?

Jungkook

Yes please!

Study date?

You

Sounds good :)

Jungkook

Thank you [y/n]!

You're the best

I'll make some of my fancy ramyun

You

Yay!!!!

Jungkook

Will you make cookies this weekend?

You

Hmm

Only if you're good and help me with dinner cleanup the rest of this week

Jungkook

Okay!

You know you can ask me to do that anytime, right?

Without bribing me

You

And that's why I'll make them

Cookies for my sweet lil Kookie

Thanks in advance for the help :)

Jungkook

Anything for you :)

~~~~~

Yoongi

yo can you check if i left my beanie in my room?

Jungkook

No

~~~~~

Jimin

Hello fellow 10s and 95s!

My classmate's having a party tonight

Let's goooooooo

Taehyung

Sounds like fun!

You

I'm sorry Chim

It does sound like fun, but I have too much schoolwork :(

Taehyung

But it's Friday!

You always have schoolwork :(

Jimin

Don't you love us? :(

You

Don't point those sad faces at me

Taehyung

:(((((((

Jimin

:(((((((((

You

You know those don't work over text right?

Jimin

Are you in your room right now?

You

No

Taehyung

That's a lie

She got home 10 minutes ago

Jimin

Meet you there Taetae!!!

You

I'm locking the door

Taehyung

I'm almost there!

Jimin

Perfect

You

WTF YOU CAN'T COME IN THROUGH HOBI'S ROOM

THAT'S CHEATING

~~~~~

You

Hobi! There's a sale on Sprite at the grocery store!

Hobi

!!!!

I'm busy all day though :(

You

I already got some for you hehe

Hobi

You're too good to me

I must have done something great in a past life to have you as a friend :')

You

Aw Hobi you're making me blush

Hobi

It's the truth!

You

Oh! Mina accidentally called you Hope instead of Hobi, isn't that so cute?

Hobi

Haha I like it!

You

Now introducing the best dancer in the world

Some call him Jung Hoseok

But the rest of us know him as J-HOOOOOOOPE!!!!

Hobi

Now you're making me blush!!!

You

It fits so well since you bring hope and sunshine into my life

Hobi

[Y/n]! Stop!!!!

You

You don't want to be my hope? :(

Hobi

You know that's not what I meant!

You

All this time I thought we had something special :(

Hobi

Sigh okay…

I'm your hope, and you're my hope

You

J-HOOOOOOOOOPE!

~~~~~

Yoongi

you up?

You

Min Yoongi you did not just send me a "u up" text

Yoongi

i did

one hand job please

You

I'm starting to regret making that joke

Wait are you seriously asking me to come to the music building at midnight?

Yoongi

nah i'm in my room

You

You know I'm not accepting payment via your "tongue technology" right?

Yoongi

that's too bad

i was going to show you one of my tracks

You

omw

~~~~~

You

Fucj Mina he'a so hot omg

akfjlfj

Mina

Which one are we talking about right now?

You

YONGU

HE RAPS

ADN HES GOOD

FUUCCCKKKJJKKJ

Mina

Wait are you drunk?

You

I coldnt hmdle the turth sober dont judg me

Mina

You're a huge dweeb and I love you

~~~~~

You

Hey Namjoon!

I've got a rough draft for my linguistics final done

Would you mind looking at it when you get a chance?

Namjoon

Sure thing!

Though knowing you it will be great already

You

Haha thanks but it's a rough draft for a reason

Namjoon

Do you have any more papers coming up for that art history class?

More than happy to look through those too

You

Lol well

The final for that one is a group project!

So no papers left this year

Namjoon

That's too bad, I really enjoyed the one you showed me!

You

I am so glad I can't see your dimples over text

Namjoon

Huh?

What do you mean?

You

Nevermind

Anyway I'll email you the paper later!

Thanks Namjoon!

Namjoon

No problem

You know I'm always happy to help

You

Yeah

You're the best :)

I'll make brownies this weekend

Namjoon

This house is blessed

~~~~~

Jackson

Hey, Namjoon!

Namjoon

Jackson! What's up?

Jackson

Not much, just wanted to check in

And thank you for taking good care of my baby sister

Namjoon

Haha she takes care of us too

Jackson

I did want to ask you how she's doing

We talk every week but she's the kind of person to play down any issues she has

I was pretty surprised when she asked me for help that one time, actually

Namjoon

We've noticed that

She does seem fine overall

I think she works too hard

But try telling her to take a break

Jackson

I know exactly what you mean

I'm glad you're looking out for her

I'm sure you two nerds get along well

Namjoon

Yeah it's nice having another art buddy

She actually wrote the coolest paper for her art history class

It was really good

Jackson

?

Namjoon

For the elective she's taking

Jackson

She's not taking any art history classes…

Namjoon

Yeah she is?

Selected Topics in Contemporary Art

Jackson

She is definitely not in that class

Namjoon

That doesn't make any sense

She asked me for help

Jackson

Hm

Namjoon

Her paper was flawless

Even the citations were perfectly formatted

Jackson

Explain

Namjoon

Uhh she told me she was having trouble starting her paper and needed references

And I gave her some texts and pointers

Then offered to proofread her paper

Jackson

Namjoon

Namjoon

?

Jackson

Be honest with me

Namjoon

I'm always honest with you?

Jackson

Are you and my sister… involved?

Namjoon

WHAT

No, of course not!

I would never!

Jackson

Oh so you're saying my sister isn't worthy of your attention?

Namjoon

I feel like there is no good answer here

Jackson

We'll talk when I'm back in the country

Namjoon

Oh come on, dude

Jackson?

Please man

I want children someday

I need my balls

Hello?

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Next | Masterlist

Tags: @singukieee @persphonesorchid @xmochiloverx @taestefully-in-luv @meavie @silscintilla @forpunishers @jnghs

[iheartemmy]

Kurt Bilzerian x fem! reader (smut)

(After teaching kurt how to kiss, you decided to teach kurt more than kissing, your parents are outta town leaving you to invite him over, if you ask me why i like him, i heart dumb men, plus his voice 😩 plus mona will be ur hormone monster) and were RIDIN. WE WANNA RIDE WE WANNA RIDE!

“hey kurt!” you said as he closed his locker, “oh hey babe, whats up?” he said as he put his arm around your neck, “i was wondering if you’d like to come over to my place?” you said as you both started walking to class, “sure, but uh, what about your parents” he asks, “theyre outta town, and plus we’ll be alone” you said rubbing his chest.

“oh yeah, pshh, us alone, after school right?” he asks, “you know it” you chuckled, you gave him a quick kiss, then going in your class.

TIME SKIP.

“Hey babe” kurt says, “hey kurt, ready to head to my place?” you said, “uaha, you know it babe” kurt said rubbing his neck, “Don’t be nervous kurt, but anyways will your mom let you come over?” you said, “yeah, she won’t care” kurt says.

“well thats good, luckily my house is kinda close to our school” you said walking with kurt.

Time skip to your house

“this is my house, we can just head up stairs to my room” you said pointing up stairs, “uh yeah sure” kurt says. you lead him in your room, as he sat down on ur bed, you got kinda nervous, “here i’ll get us some drinks, you can just wait here!” you said, “alright babe” kurt says.

you went down stairs to get some water, then seeing someone going thru your cabinet, “ah what the hell!” you said, “oh hey y/n!” jay said, “jay what are you doing here!” you loudly whispered, “i went over to nicks house to see if he had any chips, and well, he didn’t, you have some good chips y/n!” jay said as he was munching on some chips.

you sighed, as you grabbed two water bottles from the fridge, “hey how comes kurts here? he usually just goes home and watches some Tv, loud tv..” jay said, “oh well, we just wanted to hang! but anyways i should head upstairs, you brother’s probably wondering what the hell I’m taking so long!” you said smiling.

“oh yeah i totally i understand, but i think i might go, i forgot i was invited to hang with nick and a drew” jay says.

“alright J, have fun” you said, going back upstairs.

“sorry i took too long” you said, as kurt was watching a movie on your computer, “oh its alright babe” kurt says, you sat next kurt, as you placed down the two water bottles, as he wrapped his arm around your waist, as he chuckles.

you gave kurt a kiss, as you held his face, he kissed back, leaving you two in a makeout. as you got on top of him, still kissing him.

“wow kurt, you’re good at kissing” You sais lying on top of him, as he rubbed your back, “well I’m pretty good at stuff” kurt says.

“well should we go a little further~” you said running your finger down his chest. “oh like uh” kurt stumbled, “yes kurt” you sat up, while still sitting on him, “oh uh, sure but..” kurt started, “i’m kinda a..” kurt stumbled, “its fine kurt, i can teach you” you said.

you started kissing kurt again, as he kissed you back you took off his hat, and placed it on the side of the bed, “yes dear, now ride him! and then go back and help your horny-ness dear!” mona said laying back on the bed with her legs open.

you waved off mona, while still making out with kurt, “learned my lesson dear, i’ll be sitting back here, while looking at my feed on my phone” mona said, sitting on the edge of the bed.

“so do we start?” you asked rubbing your neck, “yes start y/n, blow him!” mona yelled, “i mean, if you wanna, i’m down..” kurt said awkwardly, “y/n what are you doing! ask to blow him!!” mona yelled, “if you don’t blow him, i’m gonna burn my self, and frame you for the murder! and never mind i sound like that other horny fuck maury.” mona said.

“how would you want me to make you feel good?..” you asked, “well i mean i would maybe like a uhh” kurt mumbled, “kurt its our first time, dont be shy” you said, “i’m into blowjobs?…” kurt said shyly, “fuck yes dear, say yes!” mona said, you sighed, “okay, i’ll do it” you said, “oh shit really? i mean thats great, but if you really don’t want to!” kurt.

“i mean you are hard as fuck~”you said seductively, “damn right baby, and you are the reason i am~” kurt said, you got off kurt so he could then take off his pants. kurt had then unzipped his pants, then throwing his pants on the ground leaving him in his boxers.

you blushed at the sight of his bludge, “oh he’s huge, like a eggplant, but bigger!” mona said, “you’re about to give a blowjob y/n, remember to lick the tip, most sensitive part of the penis!” mona said, “mona shush!” you said, “oh- oh! wow!” you said while blushing, mona was distracting you, kurts boxers were off, “what is it bad?-“ “no no no, i just didn’t expect you to be big!” you said.

“okay i’m gonna blow him mona” you said to mona, “remember what i told you y/n, tip sensitive, go slow, then he might make you blow harder!” mona said.

“okay i’m ready” you said, “oh uh alright” kurt mumbled, you lowered your mouth on too his dick, slowly going down on him, “ah fuck!” kurt said, while stroking your head, “remember y/n, the tip!” mona said, you then lick the tip a bit, as kurt grunted more, “gah! fuck!” kurt grunted out.

Kurt then pushed you down more on him, which made you gagged a little, but you handled it.

“ah fuck! i’m gonna cum!” kurt grunted loudly, kurt then came, came deep in your throat, you removed your mouth from his dick, as you coughed up a bit.

“good job y/n, now this man kurt, i believe you should ride him, ride him! ride him!” mona said jumping up and down. “fuck y/n you can give good ass blowjobs!” kurt said panting, you rubbed kurts dick, “how about i ride you~” you said, ‘what the fuck is up with me!’ you thought, “oh uh, okay” kurt says, you took off your, pants/skirt/shorts/ect, then your panties, then getting on top on him, his dick was standing up, so it was already easy.

“ready?” you said, he nodded, you then lowered down on him, “ooh!~ thats aha! in!~” you moaned out, “ugh~” kurt grunted, you started going up and down on him slowly, you tighten around him, “gah~ fuck y/n!~ kurt said in a raspy deep voice.

“bounce on him y/n, you started going on birth control, let his jizz go inside you!” mona said.

you started bouncing on his dick faster, “gAh~” kurt grunted out, you held onto kurt, while putting your hands behind his back, but your hands on his shoulder, “jesus kurt, ugh!~” you said, bouncing faster, “fuck fuck!~ y/n~ i’m gonna ugh~” kurt said holding you closer towards his chest, “ah~ kurt!~ cum inside me, i’m on birth control!” you moaned out, you bounced on his faster, “now let the storm come out!” mona said.

kurt had then came inside deep in you, as you moaned/choked out, “bingo love, time for a cigarette!” mona said.

“oh wow..” you said, as you got off his dick, “that was awesome y/n..” kurt said, as you both still held eachother for a while.

you then let go of him, then grabbing a water bottles, “thirsty?” you said, “aha, you know it”, he said giving you a quick kiss.

bonus

“dont you think it feels wrong going into somebody’s house, that we dont know” Andrew said panicking, “yeah its pretty weird jay..” nick said, “look guys, y/n is cool, and plus you guys are my buddies, she won’t mind!” jay said, as he grabbed more snacks, “look im just grabbing snacks, then we can leave!” jay said.

“hey i don’t wanna freak you out, but i heard some screaming upstairs!” Andrew said freaking, “oh uhm, hey jay is this y/n even here?..” nick said, “oh yeah and my brother kurt” jay said, “wait whys your brother kurt even here” nick said.

“oh well, kurt and y/n dated a month ago, and y/n said they were hanging out, i think they were watching a horror movie!” jay said, “anyways lets go, i wanna go to the park!” jay said rushing out the door.

nick and Andrew exchanges looks, “let’s just go before her or kurt comes down..” nick said rushing out, “yeah i a-agree” andrew said rushing out the door with nick.

“i can’t believe kurt has a girlfriend” Andrew said, “honestly i thought he was gonna end up alone, like no offense” nick said.

“cmon guys!” jay yelled.

[kirchefuchs]

(this is a long one lmao)

OKAY SO.

It was like 1am last night so I decided to sleep before sending this ahahahagsggs

ANYWAY

Regarding this wonderful reblog chain we had

(I don't know how and where to start ahahahahaaa)

hmmm. well, yk how I mentioned that The Eye of Michael (gasp. a rare instance where I don't forget a name??) took Stanley's voice? well, on the mask design I very much failed on, there was a clock (lmao TK reference) on the forehead part. originally, I wanted the mask to just be covering Stanley's mouth, because... duh. blud ain't got a voice no mo 😞✊ but anyway !!

(additional info: I took inspiration from a bunch of mask designs I found on Pinterest so it was very far from original)

the idea for the clock was for the ticking to be some sort of, uh, warning that he's nearby? like, just imagine finding yourself in an empty corridor, and all of a sudden, you hear a clock ticking in the distance. yeah, that's what I mean

(also I decided to change a bit of the backstory here. basically, The Narrator and Stanley are separate people. The Narrator was Some Dude™ who was in the middle of writing a story about—you guessed it—a man named Stanley. I already have his whole lore figured out but yk I'll cut it short for you so uhhhh blah blah blah The Eye of Michael finds him and encases him in a capsule where live wires that make him forget who he was before he became The Narrator are injected into his system. his voice is used as a way to trap and control Stanley—whose original identity/name was Jim (in this AU, at least)—and. yeah. The Narrator is trapped in a narrative facade whereas "Stanley" was the star of a lonely masquerade)

anyway, you can basically picture Stanley as wearing a full face mask or half of one, but either way, there's meant to be a clock somewhere and one of his eyes are meant to be covered in some sort of. uh. criss-cross threading technique. there's also the addition of some, uh, earphones? I think? they're not really that visible but uhh.. just think of them as the wireless ones, I dunno, I forgot what they're called, but anyway– Those are for The Narrator's voice. Just imagine a pair of. um. those things that help deaf people hear. wait.

HEARING AIDS. hearing aids, yes, uh, just imagine hearing aids, except that they're purposefully rigged to also provide a connection between The Narrator's voice and Stanley. It still functions like a normal pair of hearing aids, it just has the unfortunate annoyance of some angry British voice controlling Stanley's every move

As for the theme of his general outfit? I really wanted to make it fit the theme of the good ol "office worker" thing, so I had a little thought where Stanley pretends to be a tired worker at the start—wearing an ordinary face mask with the excuse of "trying not to breathe in the sand," as was written on a piece of paper (his lips/mouth is bruised as heck and the EoM did not want to take any more chances for instant suspicion), but during the times where Vash was alone, he'd (or, in this case, The Narrator would make him) wear his masquerade mask and put on some sort of blue (masquerade) outfit, with the cane that's totally not a sword/gun in disguise and all. With that being said, maybe the gang won't know his name until Wolfwood realizes who he is? I mean, Stanley can't talk, and. uh. sorry I'm going off-topic hahaa ahem anyway

maybe his title could be "The Masquerade"? not too sure but I like to think that he was trustworthy at first. anyway uhhhh that's about it! do whatever you wish with my two favorite brainrots :D and, sorry if I got a bit too-into the lore I made for him and The Narrator :')

— 🅰️non || Aug. 7 2023

This is gonna be a long one my guy....

🅰️non..... my dear beloved 🅰️non..... I don't know how to break this to you but the masquerade outfit, while a cool idea, is a flippin nightmare to try to translate into the Trigun universe. I tried so hard but it just want working.

Suffice it to say, venetian masquerade and space western do not mix

And it not for lack of trying! I have proof I tried!! The mask works, it's great! That's fine. But the clothes do not :(

I've got a lot of doodles here I gave up on cuz it just wasn't working. I kept having the problem where it either looked too pirate-y or too vampire-y, which is to be expected since masquerades were quite popular in the 18th century (the Golden Age of Piracy if I recall). And unfortunately, neither pirate nor vampire really scream "space cowboy times on desert planet"

Now.... this is an option....... and that is to forgo the masquerade outfit, the mask can stay, but I honest to goodness cannot make an outfit that works. So basically, my proposal for a solution would be to go with the aesthetic that pretty much every member of the Eye Of Michael has in 98 and Maximum. And that's the priest aesthetic.

You see, the Eye Of Michael has always been a religious group in universe, at the very least they pose as one. In reality they train orphans into mindess assassins, but they keep that church front. Hence why Wolfwood and Livio (and Chapel and the other EOM members in Maximum) have cross shaped guns. Also, fun fact Wolfwood was dubbed "The Punisher" because that was the name of his gun. I assume this would apply to Livio, and his guns are "Fangs" giving him the name "The Double Fang", and we know this applies to Razlo too, as he is "The Tri Punisher of Death" (you'd never guess, but he's got 3 Punishers :O).

Anyways, I did try drawing Stanley in the priest aesthetic, just to see if it worked. Make of it as you will.

I kinda imagine if we were to go this route, Stanley's cross would be a sniper rifle. He's already got a sort of stealth going for him, being mute and all, so I think it would fit. I could by no means draw said gun as I am only really good at drawing characters. But I can imagine the gun :')

Now, feel free to take my opinions and throw them in the trash if you don't like them, it's your character after all, it's up to you. But I do want to make it clear that I do love this idea so much and I wanna hear more of the story and how you think it would go. I'm curious if Stanley has a way to communicate back to the Narrator, because that could lead to some cool tandem character development. Like what if after Stanley starts wanting to break free of the Eye Of Michael, Vash agrees to help him free the Narrator as well. Since Stanley is mute, it could be cool if he communicated to the Narrator through his thoughts, so they would have to be on the same page for the escape plan to work. I mean, these are just my silly little ramblings, but this is all just to say that you've got a really good thing going here and I really wanna know more. I really hope my personal struggle with aesthetics doesn't bring you down, cuz I really truly love your idea here and I want it to work so badly.

But, yeah. I might end up drawing more at some point, cuz the idea is so cool and I just love all the story potential with Stanley being used by the Eye Of Michael like this. Anyways, I hope you have a good day, and sorry again for my inability to make the aesthetic work :')

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

tumblr choose your own adventure: part 18

STATS:

AGGRESSION: 4

CAUTION: 0

HOMOSEXUALITY: 8

ENDURANCE: 1

SKILL: 4

INVENTORY:

[Wallet] [Cash: $14.50]

[Mobile phone] [Battery: 100%]

[Keys]

[Antique Czech Typewriter] [Ink ribbons: 0]

[Antique Czech Lighter] [Fuel level: 1000%]

[Antique CZ 75 Pistol, 9mm, Automatic] [Ammunition: 50]

[Sharpened Metal Stake]

>Let Bunny sleep in your bed, and you will sleep in Louisiana’s bed.

“Hey, it’s getting really late. I need to get some sleep,” you say.

“Bunny, do you have a place to stay for the night? How far did you travel to get here, anyway?”

Bunny pauses, thinking. “Uhh… Well, I… Yeah it was a couple hundred miles I guess… I didn’t really realize how long it would take to get here, so… I don’t really have a gameplan for sleeping tonight. I do have a sleeping bag in my car, or I could find a motel,”

“No way. I can’t let you wander around at this hour. It’s not really safe these days,” you object.

“You DID give me some pretty solid advice, and supplies. Take my bed for the night. I’ll bunk with Lou,” you offer.

Louisiana nods emphatically.

Bunny tries to object, but you and Louisiana bowl her over with hospitality. You hang up her jacket and backpack in your hall closet, Louisiana offers her some pajamas, and before long everyone is getting bedded down for the night.

Yep, everything is totally fine. You’ve resolved the situation perfectly.

You’re in Louisiana’s room, climbing the ladder of her lofted bed. There’s not a ton of room, but neither of you mind.

It’s just like a sleepover. Or camping.

Right?

You get to the top of the ladder and see that Louisiana isn’t asleep yet.

She’s sitting up in bed, her comforter drawn to her waist, and she’s wearing a pink camisole.

Not that it matters what she’s wearing.

You’re definitely not thinking about what she’s wearing. You see her almost every day. Why should today be any different?

You get under the covers beside her.

You lie down on your side facing away from her.

You lay there for a while, trying to sleep. You feel Louisiana lie down.

“It’s been a really crazy couple of days,” you hear Louisiana say, in a low, sleepy voice.

“Are you doing okay?” she asks.

You’re surprised by the question, and you turn around. You’re now facing her, your noses inches apart.

“Yeah, I’m fine,” you find yourself saying.

You’re not sure if it’s true or not.

“Well, I haven’t really had time to process everything,” you qualify.

“Mmhmm,” says Louisiana.

“I definitely need a good night’s sleep,” you say.

“Had some really weird dreams last night.”

“What kind of dreams?” she asks.

“Oh, I hardly remember now,” you say.

“Something about a castle.”

You turn around again, facing away from her.

She doesn’t say anything else.

You hear her breathing. Not that you’re listening. It’s just very quiet in the room, so that’s a thing you can hear.

Her breathing slows. She’s probably asleep now.

She mumbles something. Right, you forgot, sometimes she talks in her sleep.

“razzum frazzum,” she mumbles.

Ok, yeah, sometimes her sleeptalking is just gibberish.

“friendly,” she says, still asleep, and you feel an arm curl over your shoulders and pull you towards her.

Oh. Okay. She’s cuddling you in her sleep.

This is fine. This is fine. Just go to sleep.

Your heart is pounding. You are not feeling sleepy at all.

You try not to think about the pink camisole.

Your HOMOSEXUALITY stat has increased by 1.

WHAT?!

Your heart rate skyrockets. You gingerly pull Louisiana’s arm off you. She mercifully stays asleep.

You get up and climb down the ladder of her loft bed.

You leave her room. You pace around the apartment a few times, being mindful to step quietly.

You pull out your phone and type “are stats ever inaccurate” in a search engine.

You get a resounding “no.”

Stats don’t lie.

Shit.

You weigh your options.

You could try to sleep on the couch. You hate sleeping on couches, and your couch is small and uncomfortable.

You could kick Bunny out of your bed. But that would be a dick move. You can’t withdraw hospitality once offered.

You could just grin and bear it.

Ugh. Yeah. You are the one getting stupid and unreasonable here, so you should be the one to suck it up.

Just try and act normal.

You go to the bathroom and open the medicine cabinet. You take a chewable melatonin tablet and pop it in your mouth.

You’re just going to go back in there, lie down, and go to sleep as fast as possible, and ignore whatever your stupid stats or stupid feelings are telling you.

Wait. “Feelings?”

Are you-

Nope. You’re not going to use that word. It’s really stupid to use that word. You’re not going to use that word. It’s just not applicable here. It SHOULDN’T be applicable here.

Not that you have anything against Louisiana. She’s a very nice lady. Hell, she’s a knockout. She’s not the problem here. She’s always been very considerate to you and she’s been there for you during some really bad times. She’s probably the only person who really saw you at your lowest.

You’re doing way better these days, but… She’s, like, out of your league.

Nope.

Don’t think about “leagues,” or who’s in which one, or pink camisoles, or “feelings.”

This is stupid. Nobody is dating anybody.

Especially not roommates.

Especially not best friends.

First of all, you don’t torpedo your living situation. That’s not something you do. Getting rejected by your roommate is a sure recipe for making your living situation really fucking awkward. Or, possibly but less likely, dating your roommate, moving too fast because Duh, You Live Together, and then breaking up, that also torpedoes your living situation.

Second of all, you don’t torpedo your most important friendship. The one friendship you don’t want to fuck with. The one person you don’t want to lose. Or worse, hurt.

Third of all, you now have fucking vampires to think about. Even if everything else weren’t a factor, now is not the time for fucking FEELINGS to happen.

Oh, great, you used the word again.

Okay, time to go to sleep. Time to stop thinking about this. It’s late and your mind is running away from you. You’re overthinking things AGAIN.

You think the melatonin is working now.

You stop pacing around the apartment and sneak back to Louisiana’s door. You open it slowly. The lights are still off, she is still asleep.

You climb the ladder of her lofted bed.

She’s asleep, laying on her side, facing away from you. Good.

You lie down, facing away from her.

You lie there for a while, until you start to feel uncomfortable. You roll over. The back of her head is inches from your face. Her hair smells nice.

You finally fall asleep.

You dream.

You’re in a stone chamber, lit by a single torch. Haven’t you been here before?

There is a well in the center of the room.

You look into the well.

It is empty.

There is a ladder inside of the well.

You climb down, down, down, and reach the bottom.

It’s dry.

At your feet, at the bottom of the well, is a small red faceted gemstone.

It emits a faint red light.

[iheartmomochi]

Momochi CR released wiretapped recording “The Fateful August 8th 10PM” translation

Important: as always i DID NOT make this translation. I commissioned currytantou on twitter, so all credit goes to them! here is their carrd in case you also want to commission them! please do not repost this translation anywhere or use it for re-translations into another language.

you can listen to the cd here

[0:05]

[phone vibrates] Hmph, you answered quickly. Were you waiting for my call? I see. If you’re behaving like a good girl, maybe I should let you know some good news later?~ Wanna know? Then, wait and look forward to it. I’m on my way home. Huh? Me? Well, I can’t say I’m not happy but actually, what makes you think that way?

[0:48]

Huh, what the heck? Are you trying to say that you can tell how I’m feeling from my voice tone through the phone? Can you not get cocky just because I praised you a little? Anyway, make sure to behave until I’m home. Okay, I’m gonna end the call. [phone ends]

[1:15]

(sighs) Alright, I gotta hurry h- Whaaaa..! Owww...! Hold on! What’s wrong with this place? It’s flooded??! Isn’t that dangerous?! What’s the deal with this office, seri- Ah. Judah messed up the tank of this water dispenser...Aggh, seriously?! How ridiculous! It’s his fault! Ugh. Actually, where the heck is that guy Judah? I totally forgot about him because of the PR problem. In the first place, the talk about that matter is still not- (sighs) Nobody’s around too. Ahh, seriously. He’s gonna get a piece of me next time I see him. I’m never gonna forgive him! (sighs)

[2:18]

Anyway, how am I supposed to deal with this? I’m gonna stand out and it’s gonna be difficult to grab a taxi. Ahh, seriously. I want to go home soon. This seriously sucks! Do I have something I wear in the locker?

[2:50]

Thank god I have a change of clothes. Although I don’t remember why I have shirts for training sessions? This outfit should be fine since all that’s left is to grab a taxi and go back home. Anyway, finally I can go home. Actually, what’s with today? I’m so tired! Survival’s reunion is the only good thing- Huh? (gasps) Those voices..? Are they still around? Wh-what should I do? I have to hide! I’m gonna be in another trouble if they find me!

[3:54]

(sighs) ...Hm? You guys are still around? It’s Saturday anyway, so I thought you’ve left... Huh, this? Uhh, things happened and I had to change. Ah! Y-yes..! Actually, I trained afterwards. I mean, look! An album is coming so I don’t think it’s a waste of time to train...! Ah. Uh. Uhm. Actually, I don’t know many details yet either. Ahahaha..! Yeah, maybe. So, I think you guys should wait for the follow-up report too. Huh?! To-together?! But I’m already- Uhh... Again, they’re not listening to me..!

[5:36]

[door unlocks] (sighs) I’m back... I see. You’re worried because I’m late. Obviously something happened! What other reasons could explain why I’m this late! Each and every one of them! Nobody can read the room! Enough is enough. You too, you sure got some audacity to say that first thing first! Hm. I know. Perhaps you wanted to get hurt after a while? Which reminds me, you were being so conceited on the phone earlier. You pretended to behave but you were actually provoking me. Nghh..! Hehe!

[6:50]

How’s that? This is what you wanted, right? Hm, am I wrong? Then, what do you want? If it’s not something suffering, something painful? Or are you saying both? But, right. You were waiting the whole day after all. This is not enough, right? Hehe! What a helpless girl. Ngh!!

[7:34]

Sure, I’ll keep you accompanied tonight. Once Survival reunites, I’ve no time to pay attention to you anyway. Just in time.

Apparently. Besides, it’s an album this time. Just Veronica. Which means, I’m gonna be busier. Keep that in mind. Hey. You seem to be lost in thoughts. What’s up? Hurry up and come over- Well, of course. With an album, we’ll have three new songs. What? Are you that happy you could hear me singing again? I see. Then, how about you try to be on your best behavior and don’t make my motivation drop. (pecks) Hehe!

[8:51]

Now what should I do? Tomorrow is the day off that I've been eagerly waiting for. I have all the time we need. Bear it no matter what I do to you. Don’t even think of shrieking. We had a tough time moving into this place. You, too, will be in trouble if people think weirdly of us. Hm? Can you do it? I see. Now come over, quick. I’ve had the worst day but finally I could have some fun. Hehe!

[laithraihan]

Hey I really love your art - I wanted to ask if you use references from anywhere specific.

Also, have you considered the idea of Reigan becoming Minori's Guardian Ad Litem? I agree that Reigans not exactly the kind of person to make the most responsible father (at least where we leave him in the show) but I could totally imagine him becoming her guardian for some legal reason.

He's really the only adult she'd know to trust outside her father.

I can imagine they're put a whole court case together with Reigan as her guardian just for legal reasons and they win, and then Minori's like. "Oh shit where do I go? Guess your my guardian for real now." And Reigan is like.

What?

Thank you 🫶💜 hmm well for pose references including clothing etc I just get them from google stock images, I generally try to avoid making the pose too similar to the images I see so I sometimes draw in different angles (honestly most of the time I struggle looking up references because I cant find a picture in a specific angle I want, so I go with my intuition even if it's wrong), honestly google is probably the place I rely on the most for this. Like if I forget what a shoe looks like then I'll just google it.

If you're talking about where I got inspiration for my art style (or what I look to get ideas for my art etc) I'd say the major ones for me are ONE's sketches on twitter (especially his shaky lineart and how he draws eyes), early episodes of Detective Conan (clothing folds, color choices sometimes, body proportions like the chest being pointed etc), Revolutionary Girl Utena (also clothing and body proportions), FLCL (I have no idea what parts of it influenced my art but I feel like it's an obligation to list it here)

Uhh for the fun drawings that require more effort I'd say music is inevitably the most important part of it. 99% of the time my drawings that arent plain sketches are modeled after a specific song I listen to (primarily from ZARD but other artists too although not as often) even then I think my sketches are still influenced by ZARD somehow. Wait I completely forgot to mention I also look up images of ZARD on Pinterest for poses or just... to draw anything honestly. Theres a good number of pictures of her in various angles (I remember one of her photographers said she was very photogenic so most of her pictures are very casual as if a camera wasn't present) I think it's good to look at them if you are looking for something natural. Just looking up "Izumi Sakai" there will give you results.

For text placement/colors/vibe/whatever I like to look at old media I grew up with like MADs, shitty websites made in the 90s/2000s, old anime subtitled in Arabic (I have plenty of DVDs with anime dubbed/subbed in Arabic that I have no idea where we got them from, I assume it's all pirated. Anime openings/endings in Arabic also have very poor aesthetics when it comes to logo placement/text color/text animation/etc but that's exactly why I like them) I also have a Pinterest board with outdated ZARD edits that I look at often while drawing. For image textures or backgrounds I use this website. If I struggle with art block or don't know how to draw a specific thing I also look at everything I previously listed and reference from there. Anyways I talked a Lot but hopefully I could help with that.

As for Reigen being a guardian .... I never considered it seriously but I think he could pull it off. He'll definitely make mistakes but he could succeed if he had a daughter. I just have to kill off Minori's real dad or something and it'll work. The only problem would be that Minori has to live with the fact that her new father is broke and unable to spend thousands of dollars for her every week.

[mephinomaly]

[TL] Capture Your Heart/Chapter 3

Time: Afternoon, the next day

Kaoru: (...The radio show yesterday was a big hit.)

(Seems that if an idol in today’s day and age talks about Vampire Shogun it’ll be all the rage.)

(Even though it was super late at night, there was a massive increase in listeners.)

(Thanks to that I know more about Vampire Shogun.)

(But that’s an old show, and doesn’t help that much with hero shows.)

Sigh, what now…

Chiaki: Hakaze! Are you alright? What’s with this sighing!

Kaoru: Moricchi...

Chiaki: What are you worrying about? I’ll gladly listen to your woes if you want me to!

Kaoru: What are you-... Ah, right. I can just ask you directly.

Since I’m taking part in the hero show, I want to properly understand heroes but I’m struggling to do that.

Is there any way I can quickly learn about heroes?

Chiaki: Fumu…a journey of a hero begins with a single step[1]. “Quickly learning” is tricky.

But to know about heroes is to watch hero shows. Sentai drama’s are the best thing for that.

I’ll match you with what works best for you. What type of hero do you like?

Kaoru: I dunno man. I don’t know anything about heroes, that's why I’m asking…

Hiiro: Did you call for me?[2]

Kaoru: Uwah? Hiiro-kun.

No, we didn’t…? “Hero” and “Hiiro” do sound pretty similar, I can see why you confused them.

Chiaki: That’s why I call him Hero-kun with both envy and affection…☆

Kaoru: Do you actually? Does he, Hiiro-kun?

Hiiro: I don’t mind. It made me uncomfortable at first but then Chiaki-senpai told me what a hero was.

Anyway, when’s the tokusatsu viewing party? I’ve been looking forward to it for a while.[3]

Chiaki: Tokusatsu viewing party… Huh!?

M-My bad. I didn’t want to just give you all this to watch as a beginner, so I was going through them one by one for you…

But I got too caught up in my excitement and totally forgot.

Kaoru: Ahaha. Don’t mind, Moricchi.

A tokusatsu viewing party, huh?...Is today good for you guys?

It’ll probably be useful for a beginner like me. I’d be down to.

Chiaki: Tonight’s good, I’ll be finished picking out what to watch by then. How about you Hero-kun?

Hiiro: Yes, I'm free then. I did not think this would actually come to fruition. Thanks, Kaoru-senpai.

Kaoru: I should be the one saying thanks. Then, I’ll see you guys later.

Time: Later that night

Location: Seisoukan Dorm Theatre Room

Kaoru: Sorry to keep you two waiting.

Hiiro: Sniff sniff…That smells like roasted seeds, doesn’t it?

Kaoru: What’s with that face? It’s popcorn, have you never tried it before?

It’s a must have thing in a place like this. Watching a movie with a bowl of popcorn is the best…

Chiaki: You’re so smart, Hakaze~.

Kaoru: Fufu. You organised this whole thing, bringing popcorn was the least I could do.

So what are we watching?

Chiaki: Ah yeah. Now that we’re all here, I’ll show you.

Ta-dah! Today we’ll be watching this tokusatsu DVD collection…☆

Kaoru: …Uh, that’s a lot of DVDs? A literal mountain. Did you really “select carefully”?

Chiaki: Of course I did! I couldn’t just leave some behind but I did select a few with a heavy heart.

Right then, let’s get this thing on the road! We’re starting with the pioneer of this genre, Fatal Frame: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse…☆

Time: A short while later

Hiiro: —Chiaki-senpai, the hero’s in trouble!

Chiaki: Have you forgotten, Hero-kun? Tell me, what should one do in this sort of situation!

Hiiro: Umu, cheer them on!

Chiaki: That’s right!

Kaoru: Nonono. This isn’t a hero show, let’s just appreciate it quietly, okay?

Chiaki: Aren’t you watching this as a reference for our show? I’ll show you how to inspire the hearts of those kids that support you, Hakaze!

Kaoru: Uhh…

Hiiro: Don’t give up, hero!... It’s your turn, Kaoru-senpai!

Kaoru: D-don’t give up~...

Chiaki: What’s up, don’t tell me you’re embarrassed? This room’s soundproof.

Come on, don’t hold back! Yell it with all your heart ☆

Kaoru: The way you guys are staring at me with so much hope is painful... Ugh, fine.

Do your best, hero…!

he’s using the phrase 千里の道も一歩から which means “a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step” but instead of saying a thousand miles he says hero

Hiiro and Hero are pronounced pretty much the same in Japanese! hiiro vs hiirou

reference to one of chiakis fs stories methinks??? i don't remember which ;;

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Classroom Composer (English TL)

Some notes: I saw this on Twitter so I tried translating this story! However my twt account is totally unrelated to EnStars so I can't reply to the tweet ;; I hope the asker sees this somehow... And I also now know that you can shorten super long posts ;; Enough with the chitchat. Please enjoy! ↓

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Original Title: 教室の作曲家 Leo Tsukinaga Idol Story, ! Era Scenario Writer: Yuuki Yoshino Appearing Idols: Leo Tsukinaga, Nazuna Nito, Wataru Hibiki

Setting: 3-B Classroom

Nazuna

*humming*~♪

Leo:

*humming*~♪

Nazuna

Unya!? Shtop appyearing out of nyowhere! You shurprished me!

Leo

Wahaha, I have no idea what you just said! Uhh, Nazu? You're Nazu, right?

Nazuna

You forgot again!? Leochin, you have a hard time remembering things that you have no interest in after all~ Ugh, I got hurt by my own words. Anyways Leochin, classes ended quite some time ago, you know~?

Leo

Eh, really? I even hurried to come here too~ This school is like a maze so it's super easy to get lost. Whose idea was it to make this place so ridiculously wide? Bring them to me!

Nazuna

You're asking the wrong person... Though you should at least remember where this classroom is, or you'll have a tough time.

Leo

More importantly, Nazu, what are you doing? Ah, wait! I'm gonna fantasize about it! It's no fun if you tell me the answer so easily!

Nazuna

Aah! Don't stomp around! You're scattering the trash all over the place! Just when I finished cleaning up too~!

Leo

A~ah! Stupid! Fool! Nazu, you idiot~!

Nazuna

Eeh, why the sudden name-calling...?

Leo

Uu~ I said I wanna try fantasizing about what you were doing, but you just gave me a huge hint! You poopyhead!

Nazuna

...It's like I'm talking to a little kid. Look, I'm really sorry about giving out the answer, so can you help me clean?

Leo

...? Why?

Nazuna

Ah, so you really forgot. The ones in charge for cleaning up for today is me, Leochin, and Wataruchin, remember?

Leo

Hm~ I don't think this place needs cleaning up. But wait, where's the other one? I see. So he got lost, huh?

Nazuna

He's not the same as you, Leochin~ Wataruchin is probably just skipping class, like he always does.

Leo

I get that. There are more important things in life than studying after all~ It's totally fine to attend classes only when you're feeling up to it~♪

Nazuna

We're idols, but we're also students~ It's not good to neglect your studies, you know.

Leo

What, you're lecturing me now? Just so you know, it just fell on deaf ears! So it's totally meaningless! Let's do something much more meaningful! Like composing or something!

Nazuna

S-Stop! Don't write on the floor and on the walls! Come on, Leochin, get the dustpan and gather the trash!

Leo

Eh~ I already said this earlier, but I don't think we need to clean up! Well, it's fine. I just need to gather up all the trash I scattered earlier, right? *humming*~♪

Nazuna

(*Sigh* I somehow managed to get Leochin to help me clean so we're sure to finish up faster this way. I'll go ahead and clean the blackboard then~) Mn~! Mmnh~! Mnnnh~! (It's just barely out of my reach! Who the heck wrote something that high!!) (Uu~ I guess I need to bring a chair over to reach that part. It's one of those times when it's so inconvenient being small.)

Leo

Wahaha. The way you hopped around was so funny!

Nazuna

Uu~ Stop laughing at me and come help! I can't reach that part of the board. What about you, Leochin?

Leo

Nope, I can't either. That's why I'm gonna carry you, Nazu! Here we go, upsy daisy! Wahaha, that's my mom impression!

Nazuna

Woah?! Leochin, you're stronger than you look~!

Leo

Nah. If anything, I can feel my strength fading. Wahaha, my arms are shaking! You're so light, Nazu~♪ Are you eating your meals properly? You have to eat three times a day or you're not gonna grow!

Nazuna

Leochin, I could say the same to you, you know? ...Alright, you can put me down now. Thanks, Leochin.

Leo

Yup, being thanked sure feels good! Nazu, your light body and your hopping figure just gave me a burst of inspiration! Wahaha, inspiration is overflowing! You have my thanks too, Nazu~♪

Nazuna

Ahaha, you're welcome. Hm~ The eraser got dirty now so I might as well clean it. Leochin, can you put all the trash in that tra---

Leo

♪～♪～♪

Nazuna

Umya!? Wha, wha---Whar are you nyuing!?

Leo

Ah, I understood that one! What you ask, I'm composing of course. You said I can't write on the floor and the walls so I'm writing it on the board~♪

Nazuna

The board is off-limits too! And we just cleaned it a few moments ago! You know we have to erase everything again, right?

Leo

Wait, wait! It's such a waste to erase this new song! Let me write it down somewhere else!

Nazuna

Like I said, don't write on the floor and the walls! Write it down on a notebook or something!

Wataru

Amazing! Whenever you need me, and whenever you may not need me, I shall make a spectacular entrance! Wataru Hibiki, at your service ☆ Hmmm, I see that you are engaged in artistic endeavors. Please leave it to me! Come one, come all, don't take your eyes off of me for even a moment! One, Two, Amazing ☆

Nazuna

Unya, rowsh petalsh!?

Leo

Woah! Roses suddenly appeared on the board! And they're drawn so artistically! If Shuu was here, he would definitely love seeing these~♪ Wait, you didn't draw over my composition too! Thanks! I really love nice guys like you ♪

Nazuna

Umyaaa! All our effors earlyer have gyone chu wayshte, you knyow!? Uu~ if I knew this was gonna happen, I should've cleaned everything by myself...

Leo

Aah, this is fun! It's the best! Inspiration is flowing nonstop ♪ I feel like I can write a masterpiece right here, right now! You guys can look forward to it, wahahahaha☆

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[Have an ask that's meant for you to talk or ramble about your ocs if you'd like, since I didn't know you had any but I'd love to know more :> 🧡💛🤍🩷❤️ ]

oh like as a sequel to this one? i forgot about that! i didnt talk about very much in here so i guess i'll start building out the story a little more

in 2006 i started writing a new story literally just to goof around while bored at my dad's while he didn't have internet. i just wrote some scattered 'adventures' of a pretty nondescript kid who engages with topics i had interest in at the time, like being in a rock band and being a pro wrestler. this wasn't even really anything until the next year, i returned to my dad's and remembered the story, deciding to expand upon it. after that it became A Thing and i expanded somewhat on the world and characters, also grounding the tone from full-on cartoon to reasonably serious. i say somewhat expanded because this was still just me screwing around writing whatever i felt like with no forethought, so the characterization didn't exactly get much better.

characters!

Miles - main character dude. later on he developed an obsession with his image and by association the image of his band, Dr. Love. but yeah literally nothing to say besides he wears glasses and is… idk, lightly autistic? basically both a standin for me as well as being basically nothing. with the power of a "science machine" and some weird potions he got in the mail he can transform into the buff pro wrestler alter ego and face off against The Undertaker

Eddie - main character's best friend who is depressed and stressed out for the part of the series that has a grounded tone. he's the bassist for the band Dr. Love and lives in the shadow of Miles, both as part of the band as in their school life. i mentioned they were just regular kids going to school right? yeah they have a rock band that releases professional albums and is implied to tour. it's that kind of universe i guess

Teegah - named after my grandmother's elderly cat at the time (Teeger aka Tiger), Teegah is Miles' pet parrot who was transformed from a cat in the first chapter at his own request so he could speak to the others. despite being a parrot he's just treated like another member of the squad and is the drummer (!) for the band Dr. Love. he has a sardonic attitude inspired by salem the cat from sabrina the teenage witch and quips at the others

J.C. - a girl with practically no lines that exists to be Miles' girlfriend in later chapters. it's telling that i genuinely spent a good chunk of it accidentally calling her "Rose", which is the name of Yamachi's superfluous girlfriend as i described last time. that's a totally separate series (at this point). anyway her name doesn't stand for anything, but i did give her the last name Flowers long before scott pilgrim was released so points for me! i said points so me so they're for me!!!!!!

Third - this is apparently a nickname derived from his birth date, November 3. not the weirdest thing but it throws me for some reason (and i wrote it). anyway Third is introduced as a spy for rival rock band Twisted Brother (twenty guesses what their name is a takeoff of) and sows dissent in Dr. Love as the band's second guitarist (do bands run by teenagers need two guitarists?). long story short he ends up double-doublecrossing and joins the crew as a friend and real new band member. his cocky attitude and good looks makes him act as a rival to Miles at first

so what's the plot of this one? uhh, there isn't a plot?

unlike the last thing i talked about there wasn't an overarching plot about stopping satan by running into the center of the world or whatever it was mostly about the tribulations these kids faced as part of being in a popular rock band

eventually i lost a bunch of chapters to a hard drive crash and it kinda bummed me out so i officially cancelled the series. shortly after this, i started work on a new series, inspired by both this and the prior work… but that's a whole rabbit hole we can get into another time… for now just imagine a parrot playing drums with its little feet like a cartoon. thank you goodnight