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raiiny-bay · 7 months ago
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the final evolution
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jey-chan · 2 months ago
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alfred, after reading 2 leters taht had ben delibered to him by a glowing green dog, noded an started to prepare diner before puting a single mesage on the family and friends grup chat.
Ined, this neded a stomash full of food.
Some time later and Alfred decides to drop the bomb.
Alfred: So, today a letter aribed to the maneor. It was sended by both, the CSD and that facility that aided the laters Masters Tom and Marta Wayne..."
Bruce, all confused because no one told him he was a in vitrus boy: My parents what?"
"...Its apears that a tragic had happened in the adoptive home life of Master Bruce´s biological litle brother, and both the state and the Infinite Realms sems to think this house is the perfect place to him and his mirror born twin sister. I expect you all to read this informative triptic because Yung Masters Dany and Dani (neme changing pending) are now half of a rare and prety multidimencional guarded species. An I will be damed and put my two weeks advice if my litle new sons are damaged by this emotional conspirational family"
Jackson was the frist one to react.
"Holy shit! this time te suprised new silbing one is Bruce?!"
"Oh so is it hereditary... " was Dick reaction
"A rare and delicated species you said? I shal go to therapy then." was Damian two cents before going to the library in seearsh of a good candidate.
Menawile... Bruce had yet to rebot.
Tim: okay but how jung?
Alfred: human 11 yeears old, and in ghost form 5 months old. Little Dani is just 2 months old. ¿Could you belive it? Please Miss Kent, go and give this nasty Master man a beaten up could you? i would go after him myself but i need to take care of the litles halfas.
Batfamily: WHAT THA FUCK?!
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chiropteracupola · 1 year ago
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granby + iskierka + keynes
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pa-pa-plasma · 2 years ago
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hey i feel like we're really sleeping on that time Danny possessed Vlad & framed him for assaulting a minor
Editing with the clip because people don't believe me. Episode is 41: Eye for an Eye.
#Danny Phantom#i think this ties into my other post i made a long time ago about Danny siccing the GIW on Vlad#like we KNOW in CANON that if Danny was even a tiny bit more like Vlad he would literally become a supervillain#villain is such a stupid word i hate how it's spelled. why is it like that#anyways i need to like. rewatch DP cuz i remember shit & then i'm like#did that actually happen. because that sounds too insane#but like. he Did That. didnt he#i think that's what i love about this character. but a lot of people ignore it#Danny is like. gritting his teeth going ''do good do good'' it isnt effortless it isnt easy he doesnt even want to do it half the time#& sometimes yeah he WILL do crimes or get back at people who've been assholes to him or whatever#he WILL use his powers for bad sometimes#he'll be like ''dont do that it's bad'' but like. he WILL do it himself#the whole ''i'm a hero'' thing he's got going on is like. more of a. how do i put this#it's like when you're drawing or writing & saying ''it doesnt have to be perfect it just has to BE''#like Danny isn't a hero sometimes. he's got morals & has a general understanding of good & bad#but also he's 14 & being attacked every day#i would start saying bad words & threatening people that annoy me too man#okay i glanced over the scene again for the first time in years & Danny was literally in the middle of outing Vlad to the whole town???#hello?? are we really ignoring this?????#VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO VLAD TORNADO#this show is so stupid i love it#love how Sam & Tucker immediately backed him up yeah fuck Vlad all my homies hate Vlad#okay you know what. maybe i will do a DP liveblog. i think it would be fun#on daddyplasmius. only posting this on pa-pa-plasma cuz it's kind of just a. weird rant post? kind of? idk
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rhinocio · 1 year ago
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NOW WITH PODFIC ACCOMPANIMENT!
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niinnyu · 5 months ago
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Huh what where am I?? Last thing I remember is seeing Shirahama's long haired Oru how'd I reach here??
Shirahama's art ofc
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mythalism · 6 months ago
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always thinking abt this line
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bonesandpoemsandflowers · 9 days ago
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when the internet got all "oooh Sabrina Carpenter KINK album cover! Sabrina Carpenter PUPPY PLAY album cover! she's setting feminism back 20 years! at least! it's so disgusting and degrading!" I admit that I was intrigued. I googled.
and all i have to say is: what is WRONG with all you vanilla motherfuckers?
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daemon-in-my-head · 10 months ago
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Fucking around with tyrants, shadows and undercuts. How bad could it be?
Also, this:
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Brother I have no fucking idea what happened to him. He looked like Gort once. And then I revised it. And then I did it again. And then I added his new hairstyle. Anyway ig this is Skenver now and if someone wants to adopt him let me know.
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parker-matsu · 11 months ago
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woops
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narwhalandchill · 1 year ago
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oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh
so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.
why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.
and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.
so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.
it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.
like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!
and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)
(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)
#man the way its lovely reunion but tjen ajax fucking ATTACKS IT ON SIGHT you couldve gotten married!!!!11!1 fucking unbearable i am in agony#anyway contrary to popular belief we still have no fucking clue whether ajax' link to the narwhal was innate#skirk saying the traces remain on him after meeting it isnt saying tht much. the parts he shares w it couldve well been innate but dormant#instead. also just the fact that he woke it up already shady#then like. monoceros caeli being his from the beginning is completely plausible despite ppl acting like its been confirmed his const change#and like them being halves of the same entity on some lvl would make the narwhal being so weak without him n until ajax found it again#make very much. sense. anyway ajax toxicity jokes aside if the narwhal was just trying to eat him point blank without even a hello#i do get why hed react aggressively. but also bros been telling everyone n their mom hes fighting his narwhal the seconf he finds it again😔#so i feel somewhat confident in assuming he started that 40+ days brawl#anyway if ajax Isnt the celestial narwhal on some level or possibly becoming it as their link grows.#riddle me this atheists. why is his 3rd phase boss theme. the song about His individual murderous rage at us#bc he thought he was outplayed by us. His personal wrath#whys the song for that called the wrath of the celestial narwhal. of the star swallowing whale. Hmmmge. his individual rage.#why does tusk of monoceros caeli speak of him embracing the narwhals innate qualities as embracing mere parts of Himself#funny how tjat goes!! (the OST n boss drop is not 100% serious theory but it does drive me insane. bc why would they phrase it like that)#anyway either theyre 2 halves same original entity or theyre soulmates idgaf . they should fold teyvat in half and eat it for brunch#aaand im going to be consumed by this realization for the next month wish me luck#WHY DID IT NEED HIM THERE SO BADLY???? HUH??????#i mean relatable dont we all. but its sooooooooo inch resting. Curious indeed#rambles#genshin#childe#childeposting#narwhalposting
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backpackingspace · 2 months ago
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I am once again thinking about my swinger! con artists! Odypen and diomedes being their much younger bratty thrid au
#Fic ideas#Wip#Confession i have written none of this#But I love the idea that odypen would be swingers#But everybody at the parties are like oh honey no like yes they will fuck you good#But they will also rob you blind and/or leave you tied up in the forest#The first time diomedes was robbed blind he had genuinely fallen for it#(Give him a break he had a bad week his dad just got arrested for cannibalism.) (Timeline what time line let me live)#Everytime after that diomedes viewed it as like. A tax he had to pay in order to spend time with odypen#(Hello fucked up mindset yes we are keeping you even though it makes no sense that you were a child solider shhh)#Eventually odypen stop actually robbing him they do it in the way they rob and trick each other putting the stolen item back in weird spot#Or replace them with their own items (hello odypen possessive mindset)#Diomedes is confused and upset by this and while he never cared if the two hooked up with other people before he does#Now that they've stopped robbing him#Cue diomedes leaning hard into his very suppressed and tightly controlled (before now) the urges to be a rat bastard#No idea if Athena is still their patron goddess in this or like the person who handles every report of odypen thievery#Odypen being 🥰 🤝 rat bastards in love#Diomedes can be a beloved pampered subby brat as a treat#Fuck it maybe I'll keep him as child solider and just not explain it that's such an intergal part of his mindset idk how I'd ever start#To write him without it#Diomedes being the young commander in the army all the other commanders are constantly comparing him to his father#Even though his dad literally ate someone on live television#He meets odysseus in a bar and odysseus goes mm cute mine now diomedes is very very confused to be brought home and doted upon#What IS the age difference between them anyway?? Mm?? Mmm?? Diomedes youngest of the Greek commanders#Nsw#Modern au i guess#Swinger au#Odysseus#Penelope#Diomedes
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ugartecoco · 1 month ago
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yall i just caught up on the post match interviews and im losing it over ruben he is fucking insane kdfjsfdjdk
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xxplastic-cubexx · 6 months ago
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still thinking of my fave marvel rivals interaction where my jeff and i were hanging on the point after knocking out the other team and lil bro sprays the space in front of me and emotes and we both said thank you at the same time like i fear im never forgetting that ever
#marvel rivals#snap chats#i made the strangest delighted sound afterwards dare i say it was wholesome 😭almost cried sorry im a big baby#of course afterwards we had to go back to Murder but still ... ill never forget you my finny friend....#havent had an exp like that since .... i hope to tho ...#closest i got is sometimes my wanda will look me up and down- maybe strafe a lil but thats about it#wait no you know what my fave thing is .. i do love Lowkey babying wandas on my team vaeJLKVJAELKJ i am not sorry#LIKE AS A TANK OF COURSE i try to prioritize the main team but if everyones fine ill usually hover around her#i keep an especial eye on her ok listen she gives me big energy sword i give her magnet shields its MUTUALISM#anyway i wanted to draw the jeff story out but i keep getting swamped with stuff so. alas. youll just have to imagine#if it helps jeff was wearin the dolphin costume and yeah i threw up from cuteness. esp with the lil beach ball ....#Big Ass Scary Magneto and lil baby jeff simultaneous Thank You ... its the little things i fear ...#a part of it helps that magneto can just sound so Polite with these voice lines LMAO#like his 'Hello' tickles me it's so Hello There :) .. like a distinguished gentleman ... like a grandpa who SOMETIMES gives you a casserole#thats his whole vibe tbh i wanted to make a post bout it- how mags def has Father/Grandfather To All energy and i love it#hes not even the oldest in the roster far from it.. lol.. visually he looks the oldest#if i may quote him tho .. Save Perhaps Thor ... He May Be His Equal in that regard AJELKVJAEKLJ BUT ANYWAY#im off to work on a thing#i should have it done tomorrow and i can finally share it (among other joys) with everyone :]
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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 22 days ago
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anyway in my beautiful (horrible) mind.
#thinking abt kite again. it kills me how much we dont know abt him btw.#do u ever think abt how we only see. like what. 3???? of crazy slots weapons. what the fuck are the other SIX#im miserable.#nen powers are supposed to be highly personal and resonant why the fuck does he have a roulette clown.#when did he take the hunter exam. how old was he.#head in hands . The Character. he haunts me#the anime fucking robbed us (me) hes literally so fucking important in the manga#im forever gonna be so upset they didnt include him from the beginning. what a wild fucking choice to have made. hello?#anyway im still lukewarm on chimera kite bc i havent finished the show yet (mc+ i miss you) so until that happens#inmy beautiful mind his soul is still in his horrible fucked up corpse body and now he has to relearn how to be a person again .#but with zombie posture this time. and like 1 million disabilities. and complicated feelings about chimera ants. and cats. and dolls.#and being so utterly devoted to a cause that you lose your sense of personhood in service of someone else#that you consider yourself a mere extension of them rather than an individual#(cough cough gingsaw freaks. i hate that guy)#ugh. can someone write that fic for me i dont want to -_-#<< unfortunately the answer here is no befause nobody is as weird about supernatural recovery + puppet imagery +#unhealthy one sided devotion as i am. and also has the same complicated thoughs about kite that i have been having.#i miss him. i need to give him a lobotomy (again)
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seventh-district · 7 months ago
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7am, eating cold leftover teriyaki stir-fry for breakfast and crying over blorbos
#normal Saturday morning behavior#redacted spoilers#redacted audio#redacted sam#Seven.txt#rp audio stuff#well. crying over one singular blorbo in particular. Sam's still got me in an emotional chokehold#and i'm too sad to even make a stupid little joke abt how i wouldn't mind if it was a physical one too. ayeee *insert sad eyebrow wiggle*#no but seriously. i have so many feelings abt him and i can't even say it all bc some of it isn't public info yet#eh fuck it i'll just draft this until the audio goes public and then i'll post it once it's no longer Exclusive Info#bc i dont wanna leak Early Access stuff but i have to get this out of my system rn and the new audio is part of what sparked these thoughts#which is funny bc i. literally haven't even listened to it yet. i'm not Ready 😭#where's that tiktok screenshot that's like. 'hyperfixation so bad that i can't even engage with the source material' bc that's me rn#like bro Sam only won the poll like. 2 or 3 days ago and Eric is Already dropping a new Sam audio?? hello? Mr. Redacted i wasn't prepared#anyways i was spoiling myself by perusing the comments last night trying to get a feel for if it's gonna be more angst or comfort#and i saw a comment that absolutely shattered me. and it reignited all my sad thoughts about Sam's eventual. uh. y'know. death.#apparently they plant a tree together or smthn in the new audio (which already has me & my beloved 10y/o orange tree feeling some kinda way#but to the individual in the comments who brought to all our minds the image of Sam sitting beneath that tree in 30 or so years time#when he's decided that he's ready to die and sits out there waiting for the sun to rise..................... 🥲#i'm gonna need u to compensate me for all of that unexpected emotional damage /j /nm#i'm Still not over what he told Darlin' while they had their talk about the future up on his roof together. that audio killed me#then yesterday i was listening to my Sam & Darlin' playlist while cleaning. and Malibu Nights by LANY came on. which i always skip bc Sad#but i let it play and just started crying. standing in the middle of the room all disheveled and holding a broom. as one does.#iirc that song is one that Eric himself said is applicable to Sam which is why/how i found it and put it on the playlist. and god. g o d#hm. i hope that wasn't Patreon exclusive info. i can't remember if it was a public post where he said that or not. hope it's okay to share#but if we can take that song as like. unofficial canon for Sam then that also confirms my idea that he used to drink to cope#which makes the opening lines of Fix What You Didn't Break by Nate Smith even more applicable. i should go edit that post actually#anyways i'm just. feeling a lot. and i love Sam very much and i don't want him to die. but i want him to do what he wants at the same time#Alexis took so fucking much from him. he deserves to live - and end - his life on his own terms. ... i think i need to go write something#*casually fishes this post out of the drafts 3 and a half days later* hi so uh. i wrote a 4k oneshot :) and will hopefully post it tomorrow
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