#anyways. idk i think i’ll just leave this up i don’t have anything to add

[asherasgayagenda]

some memorable enstars stage clips that i have seen:

-the eichi and ritsu slutty dance battle which ends in both of them collapsing at the exact same time and keito launching himself off the side of a staircase to check on eichi

-the one where arashi tries to glomp izumi but izumi moves and she ends up eating shit on the stairs

-the hiyojun trap for you kiss (the choreo was different in the stage version)

-the one where ryuseitai do their cheer and then chiaki sees a fish on the floor and he and kanata skip offstage giggling and holding hands while shinobu tetora and midori stare after them in confusion

-the one where shu does a KAKAKAKAKA and he and mika go offstage before mika sprints back onstage to return kuro’s bag

-the one where ritsu fell asleep in the audience and izumi started reciting his phone number to wake him up

-the one where leo shuffles onstage, does a finger gun to the head, and naruto runs offstage

-the one where nazuna and eichi are having some sort of important conversation and shu shows up 30 seconds late to gesture dramatically while mika spends the whole time copying all of shu’s dramatic gestures right next to him (except for when wataru decides to chase him around the stage for funsies) and the rest of rabits and akatsuki just stand onstage clearly unsure of what they’re doing there

I LITERALLY LOVE READING THESE… ENSTAGE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

[imaniwriting]

Hi, I think u said that some requests like got deleted or smth. anyway I had a request where it’s Rafe x reader and like he has to leave for a meeting that’s last minute and he was like hanging out with his girlfriend, the reader, and his friend and like he pulls him into another room and gets SUPER overprotective. saying stuff like ‘she gets a scratch, she catches a fever, anything happens I’ll kill u’. I saw it in another tv show and ughhhh 😩😩😩 anyway maybe the reader gets hurt or smth, idk u can add a little bit of ur own twist 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 thx

(Love overprotective!rafe)

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐬 (Request are open)

Warnings : overprotective!Rafe, swearing, topper and kelce being a bad influence (let me know if i missed any)

Summary : when Rafe leaves to take care of business he makes it clear not to get you hurt.

Genre : mostly fluff

You were currently at the beach with Rafe and his friend’s topper and kelce. You were trying to learn how to surf by the help of Rafe but let’s just say you are not a fast learner.

“Fuck they calling me for.” Rafe asked himself while picking up his phone when it started ringing you guys were currently having a break and sat at the beach bar.

Rafe had his arm wrapped around your waist, glaring at any boy who stared at you too long. He knew he shouldn’t have let you leave with the tiny bikini you had on. But he promised he could fight if it came to it.

“What do you want Barry im busy” he said in an harsh tone annoyed. His eyes scanned you while Barry was talking on the other line he rolled his eyes and muttered something under his breath before replying “I’ll be there”

You were obvious to the and still were eating your burger he had bought for you. “Baby, I gotta go i’ll see you later i need to take care of something” he said with a bitter tone to his voice he didn’t want to leave you in the first place.

You looked up at him in confusion “what why?” You asked. “I don’t know Barry told me he needed me stay away from the water till i’m back I won’t be long” he said getting up from his chair.

You nodded and he kissed your lips before handing you his credit card “ if you want to buy anything else do that just don’t go into the water without me” he said making you grin “don’t worry baby is won’t” you reassured him before he abruptly turned to topper and Kelce.

“I swear to god if anything happens to her, a cut, a bruise i will kill both of you slow and painful” he whispered in a low voice so that you couldn’t hear him. He then turned to you smiled and walked over to his car.

Soon after you had finished eating and went back to your towel. Closely followed by topper and kelce. “Damn I really wanted to keep on surfing.” You said sitting down on the towel. Topper shrugged “you can.” He said making you shake your head “rafe told me I should stay away from the water till he’s back.” You explained.

“So what he’s your dad now or what? You can do whatever you want” said kelce making topper nod. “For real though he wont even know.” He tried to convince you which worked rather fast. “Maybe one wave wont hurt.” You said standing up with the surf boat in your hand.

Topper nodded and walked with you to the shore. “Here we go” you whispered to yourself. Before running into the water. You stepped on your surf board that Rafe had customized for you when he heard you wanted to learn how to surf.

But before you could prepare for the wave it hit you knocking you off the surfboard but your eye hit the edge of the surfboard making you yelp before hitting the large body of water.

Topper and kelce saw that and panicked quickly running in to get you before contemplating whether they should tell Rafe or not. You were already sat back on your towel with an ice pack. “Dude if we tell him he’ll kill us!” Said Kelce while staring at you you found the whole situation rather amusing. “It’s not that deep kelce why are you so on the edge?” You asked laughing not knowing what rafe had told them before he left.

“Look y/n when he comes just act normal and act like you are just hot thats why you have the ice pack.” You shrugged and nodded not caring really.

Not long after Rafe made his way over to you who was eating an ice cream. He smiled before noticing the dampness of your hair. He looked at the surf board and realized that it was also wet.

“Hey baby,” he started but stopped when he saw the ice pack on your face. His relaxed expression was quickly replaced by anger. “What happened?” He asked grabbing your hand and gently removing the ice pack only to reveal a bruised eye.

His eyes snapped to topper and kelce who were rubbing their necks trying to ignore the stare he was sending them. “Let’s have a talk shall we guy’s?” He asked with fake enthusiasm while grabbing their arms.

Let’s just say that day topper and kelce returned with two bruised eyes.

[eyelessfaces]

keys

llewyn davis x reader

tiny short fic for my wet cat boyfriend llewyn<3

summary: you ask llewyn to officially move in with you.

warnings: tiniest bit of angst, mentions of being broke. it's barely there

tags: gn!reader, established relationship, uhh it's just sweet idk what to tell you

word count: 0.8k

masterlist | taglist | ao3

updates blog @eyelessupdates

Llewyn is standing, leaning against the kitchen counter, almost sitting on it, his hands gripping the edge of it. He sighs and rolls his eyes as you walk up to him handing him a small box, and he feels a bit guilty that you seem so excited about it when he is not really. 

“What for,” he exhales as he takes the box from your hands and shakes his head. “You didn't have to.” he declares sternly, an almost scolding look over his face. Where some people say this just to be polite, Llewyn means it. You didn't have to.

“Open it!” you urge him, raising your eyebrows, biting down onto your bottom lip in apprehension and excitation. He sighs once again as he looks down at the tiny box in his hand.

“Come on, you know I don't like gifts, now I feel like I owe you something” he frowns, looking back up at you. 

It's your turn to sigh in impatience as you put your hands on either side of his neck, pulling him closer to you so you can press your lips against his and get him to stop complaining; it’s one efficient way to stop him from talking back. He hums against your mouth, his free hand instinctively shifting to rest against your hip. 

“Shut your mouth and open the damn box” you order him in a scolding whisper as you pull away, leaving him chuckling softly.

He licks his lips as he finally lifts the lid of the box, discovering a key inside.

“What is that” he frowns, looking up at you.

“It's a key, dumbass.” you scoff, shrugging. 

“I know what it is.” 

A heavy silence settles in the room, and it makes you confused. Llewyn takes the key out of the box, his expression unreadable as his gaze shifts from the small object to you. “Why”

“I want you to move in with me. Like, officially. No more couchsurfing” you declare. Even though you were a couple and Llewyn was spending most of his time at your place, he sometimes felt like he owed you and needed to give you space, crashing at the Gorfeins or at Jim and Jean’s from time to time. 

“This doesn't change much, you're already basically living here anyways. But now it's official, and you have a key, so you won't have to get in through the fire escape when I'm not home” you add tentatively, trying to read over his face whatever he feels at the moment. 

His silence is starting to make you anxious, starting to make you regret your decision. Maybe he’s not ready, maybe he doesn’t want this yet, maybe he doesn’t want this at all. You have never really talked about this, about anything regarding your future together.

“Yeah I figured but,” he finally starts, staring at the key in his hand. “It’s just… I can’t pay rent, angel.” he sighs, looking back at you with a miserable expression over his face.

“I know,” you huff out, relieved that it seems to be his only issue. “I’m not asking you to. You’ll help whenever you can” you nod. “I just want to lift this weight off your shoulders” you explain, your hand sliding to link with his.

“Like I said, it’s barely changing anything” you mutter under your breath.

He nods back at you, looking back at the key in his hand before putting it on the counter. 

“Okay.”

Your eyebrows raise slightly. “Okay what? Okay you’ll live with me?”

“Yeah.” he smiles, his hands setting at your waist. “I’ll live with you.” he nods, pulling you closer as his arm wraps around your shoulders, peppering small kisses over your temple and forehead. 

“Good” you say, leaning into his embrace, wrapping your arms around him. “I’m glad you’re okay with it”

He scoffs, pressing another gentle kiss to your forehead. “Why wouldn’t I be? I’ve been couchsurfing for years. It’s just a damn key but it means a lot.” he huffs out. “Don’t go thinking I’m sad about the thought of not sneaking in through the fire escape anymore.”

You laugh, “Your back will thank me” you smile looking up at him. 

“Jean will thank you.” he corrects, earning a scoff from you before you cup his face and press a kiss against his cheek.

He grins sweetly as his lips brush against yours, before full on pressing them against your mouth. 

“I'm glad you haven't grown tired of me yet. I love you” he says as he pulls away, his lips curling in a small, grateful smile.

“I don't think I could ever grow tired of you, Davis. I love you too.”

“It’s only a matter of time I’m afraid” he scoffs.

“Mh, we’ll see, then you’ll have to give back your key and beg me to even sleep on the couch” you declare, looking at him with pity.

“You’ll give me the couch treatment?” he gasps, falsely appalled.

“Oh that'll be if I'm kind enough to let you in,” you tease.

“Alright I think I liked you better when you said you couldn't ever grow tired of me”

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[softxsuki]

hi!!! I saw your valentines letter event and wanted to request a little idea I had when I saw it! A prohero!katsuki and civilian fem!reader who are in an established relationship of a few years, maybe even married if it fits the plot better. He calls her “star” and is sending the letter from a foreign country while on a mission— maybe she gets it as a delivery with flowers.

The writing would consist of him admiring her little traits that she thinks go unnoticed, like a habit of her drawing little figures on notes she packs in his lunch. He’d be apologizing for not being there in person and wanting to make it up to her, he leaves a note to her at the end telling her to call him at a certain time, with a tiny drawing of his own.

idrk about a genre but like cute vibes that arent too cheesy😭🤞

-⭐️(idk if someone used that already🧍🏽‍♀️)

Bakugou's Love Letter To His Fiancée

This event is now CLOSED, but you can view the masterlist for the other letters here.

| Pairing: Bakugou x Fem!Reader| Genre: Fluff| Post-Type: Letter | Word Count: 980 |

Warnings: none? idk

Note: Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you like your letter from Bakugou :)

It wasn’t easy being the fiancée of a pro hero. And moments like these were especially hard. Your soon to be husband and lover of several years was currently out of the country on an important mission.

It was torture trying to sleep at night wondering if he was okay or not. Contact was sparse since you didn’t want to accidentally interrupt him at an important time, so most of your conversations were made when he called you first.

Today was different though, it was Valentine’s Day. Walking through the streets and seeing all the couples walking hand in hand, all the ads on being in love, and countless vendors selling flowers and chocolates for people to buy and give to their significant other–it made you feel especially lonely.

Of course, Bakugou was never into these “idiotic” holiday traditions that he called a scam to get money from people, but every year he always gave in and treated you to dinner, taking the day to spend it with you, his love.

You sigh, walking past another couple walking with interlocked hands as the woman carries a huge bouquet of flowers in her arms. Right now you just wanted to be in Bakugou’s arms where he could hold you and whisper tender words in your ears in the privacy of your home–you missed him.

It was already the evening when you finally arrived back at your home for the day from work, trudging yourself up the stairs, but a package caught your eye. It was addressed to you, yet you couldn’t remember ordering anything for yourself.

You lift the box in your hands before looking at your surroundings like Bakuogu taught you, before opening the front door and entering your home. You lock the door before placing the box and your belongings on the kitchen counter, opening the box.

Inside is a beautiful bouquet of flowers along with a note that reads;

Y/N,

Happy Valentine’s Day, star. Can’t believe I’m doing this, but I walked past this flower shop during patrol in this country and these flowers reminded me of you. They kinda look like stars and coincidentally are called starflowers. Hopefully the shitty mail carriers listened to the fragile sticker on the box and they still look decent.

I’m sorry I can’t be there with you today, I’m sure you’re feeling lonely, hell…even I am and I don’t even like this stupid holiday or whatever. I miss your messages in my lunch along with those ridiculous drawings you add in. I miss waking up beside you and watching you rest peacefully before getting up for work, I miss having you in my arms. Dammit star, I miss you. I miss you like crazy, it’s taking everything in me not to just leave this mission to damn Deku and coming back home to you.

I want to make you my wife already, I want to be your husband, I want you. But I can't leave, not yet anyway. I’ll do what I can to get to you as soon as possible and I’ll make it up to you when I get back. We can go out and do whatever you want for the day, I’ll be all yours for the whole day with no interruptions, just say the word. 

But for now, I hope those flowers make you feel at least a little loved. I love you…call me when you get this. It doesn't matter what time it is, just call me. I’ll pick up. See you soon.

Kats.

You wipe the few tears that fell from your face after reading his letter, laughing a little at the small drawing he did at the bottom of the letter. His attempt at trying to draw for you like you always did for him. Cute.  Who knew Bakugou could be so romantic? It was the first letter he had ever written you, and it was beautiful.

You quickly grab your phone and hit his contact name, giving him a call like he asked. After a few rings he picks up, sounding out of breath.

“Kats? Are you okay? Did I call at a bad time?”

“Nope, perfect timing actually, just finished working out. I guess the package arrived? Did you like it?”

“Of course I did,” I cry out, “I wasn’t expecting that at all. Thank you, it was a great surprise.”

He laughs on the other end, feeling proud of making his girl happy, going on and on about how you shouldn’t have expected anything less from him.

“Hmm and that drawing was cute as well,” you tease, and he starts grumbling on the other end of the line, muttering for you to hush.

As you spoke to him on the phone, you felt the loneliness slowly leave your body, it was nice to just talk to him like this even if you couldn’t be together. Hearing his voice was still comforting.

“Alright, I should probably head out, it’s nearing midnight now and I have the night patrol tonight, so I have to get going. You made sure to lock the door when you got in right?” He asks, the sound of him shuffling into his hero suit fills your ears.

“Of course I did. It’s locked and the alarm is on. Go be a hero,” you smile to yourself, “I love you. I’ll talk to you later”

“Good girl. I love you too, talk to you soon.”

And then the line went dead, your heart doing a little loop at his choice of words.

Though you couldn’t spend the day of love with your lover, you were glad that he thought of you and sent you something that made him think of you. It was definitely another Valentine’s Day you’d remember, but you couldn’t wait for him to finally return home so you could be in his arms again.

Posted: 2/14/2024

[atikal]

Stream of concious slight nsfw headcanon after kalim and jamil have been an established relationship for a while.

Warning: slight nsfw, hypnotism, consensual hypnotism (yeah i know)

So like idc how i thought of this, idk how this came to mind, please don’t ask me cause i don’t know the answer

Kalim somehow gets it in his mind that he wants to try doing “stuff” while Jamil hypnotizes him so that he’s under Jamil’s control.

He know that Jamil gets off on having control in the bedroom, so he’s like “what better way for Jamil to have complete and total control! :) “

Kalim what the fuck

Anyway he brings this up to Jamil and Jamil just stares at him for a like a solid 10 seconds before he starts yelling and lecturing about when an idiot Kalim is and how he must be out of his goddamn mind to even think of this let alone ask him about.

It’s a long long lecture spiral about what a stupid idea it is, about Kalim is more of an idiot than Jamil thought he was (i swear it’s out of concern, because, come on).

Jamil leaves Kalim’s room in a huff super angry and absolutely stupefied about how Kalim can even think this was a good idea.

I mean just look at Book 4 and what Jamil was making him do under his  hypnotism  

But after like a week or 2 Jamil can’t stop thinking about it.

It’s not even he would have Kalim do anything sexual, it’s would just be stuff Jamil low key wants but is far too embarrassed to ask for.

Stuff like Kalim calling him “master”, feeding him grapes, giving him foot massages and generally treating Jamil like he was royalty.

Like yeah, Jamil would totally get off on all that, but he just wants to be pampered and treated like a king.

Which all this is stuff Kalim would %100 do if Jamil asked anyway

But Jamil is way too embarrassed to actually ask for that, because he feels like it would be revealing too much about himself

It’s something he can’t get off his mind, because he does really really want that.

Kalim has totally dropped the subject and never brought it up again after how Jamil reacted and figures it will never come up again, which he’s fine with. It was just an idea that popped into his head.

But like after a month or so, Jamil nervously cautiously brings it up again.

He asks what kinds of things Kalim would even want under  hypnotism, especially cause Kalim wouldn’t remember anything under Jamil’s unique magic, so he doesn’t understand what Kalim would get out of it.

“I don’t really know. Hmmmmm..... But I’m open to ideas. I trust you Jamil! :)”

Que Jamil wanting to ram his head into a wall

Eventually Jamil straight up asks if what Kalim had in mind was having sex under hypnotism.

“Yeah sounds good :)”

Jamil doesn’t actually want this, because as much as he gets off on having control, he feels like that is crossing a line. It’s going 10 miles past a line.

Like seriously Kalim what the fuck

Eventually Kalim susses out that Jamil wants something while he puts him under and he very much wants to hear it, but Jamil is incredibly reluctant to tell him

Jamil knows that Kalim would totally ok it and be happy to do it even without the hypnotism. Would totally be happy to call Jamil “master” and pamper him. It’s something he very much wants to do

I’ll write up about that headcanon another time cause it’s very very fluffy and really not nsfw, just total fluff

idk i’ll add onto this later

[star-girl69]

DUDEEEEEE. She calls me baby youuuuu ate that harrrrrrrd. Like I had to go back in for seconds and thirds and fourths fr fr. Cause are we even surprised or are we just grateful that you give us mortals a second of your time and talent????

Babe you are so incredibly talented. The way you write is sooooooo amazing its like you just know how to manipulate your words into something that will and has had me in tears in like 2 seconds. Don't even get me started on how you write your characters. Like I don't know how I can fully and most genuinely express the astonishment you leave me in all the time.

I believe that you are one of a kind and a treasure to be cherished. I know that doubting is inevitable but I hope that you know that I'm always gonna be in the obsessed with addie corner no matter what. Like I meant it when I said that there won't be a time when you have no fans. Ever. You will forever be my favourite gorgeous goddess❤️❤️❤️.

-❤️

(I'm sorry I've been so absent school has been actually eating me alive)

(I think about you everyday though and it makes life just that much better)

(I hope you don't think I'm exaggerating😭😭😭😭All of this that I've been feeling without releasing had to be sent in a long ask my bad)

(I missed your little bonuses though, I hope you're doing okay)

(I'm always here for anything you may need, even if its literally just to tell you how amazing you are)

(love you ❤️)

#jealousclarissesupremacy

I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE I WAS SO WORRIED I SMILED SO HARD WHEN I GOT THIS ASK 🤭🤭

I CANT THAT WHOLE SECOND PARAGRAPH LIKE I CANT LIKE WOWWWW YOU THINK THAT???? ABOUT MEEE??!!!!??!?!?!?!!

TREASURE IS INSANE BTW 🤭 anyways omg. i’m so grateful wtf like i’m sorry i cant come up w something more poetic like you i just love these asks so much i get so happy and idk how to express that other than ilysm and i’m just so happy and so so grateful

also gorgeous goddess… i giggled 🤭🤭🤭

(ITS OKAYYYYY IM GLAD YOUR BACK SCHOOL HAS BEEN COOKING ME TOO 💔💔)

(EVERYDAY??!?!?!?! i think about you everyday too tho….. thinking about that one day you were so active and i got like 5 asks from you… BEST DAY OF MY LIFEEE) (also pls don’t take this as me pressuring you TRUST i am grateful for whatever you give me 🙏🙏)

(STOP. I. LOVE. LONG. ASKS. DONT ANNOY ME BY DOUBTING MY LOVE FOR YOU!!!!!!!)

(idk i’m okay i’ve just been really feeling pressured to write stuff bc the fandom is dying down (guys pls come back) and i am now firmly addicted to the praise and number of notifs i get…. lol. the bonuses have always been weird bc sometimes they come so easily to me like the first one i did was so it goes and i didn’t even have to think about it and then someone said they liked it so i went back and did it to my other fics and started doing it and idk yeah basically what i’m saying is sometimes they’re so easy and other times i have to force myself to come up w something which sucks but people like them so i’m happy to do it!!!!)

(tbh i’ll probably go back and add a bonus to she calls me baby bc i have just a little teeny bit of ocd and it will bother me but also i’m trying to let the little things go but idk we’ll see how strong i am 😭😭)

(sorry i will stop ranting now) (shoutout to anyone who actually reads that incoherent ramble)

(i need to be told how amazing i am 24/7 so that will be hard 😔) (BUT I APPRECIATE YOU SAYING THAT)

(LOVE YOU TOOOOO 💋💋💋)

#iagreesobad

[polyamorouspunk]

I’m on 3% battery but let’s goooo

Okay so the last post I made like this was about retail stores in general as someone who worked at Bed Bath and Beyond. If you know you know. If you don’t know what post I’m talking about and you just found this on your dash maybe consider giving a follow if you enjoy this post!

So Bed Bath and Beyond recently announced that they’re closing all stores. I can’t say all the information I have is going to be standard by any means but if it helps someone then hey might as well make a post on it.

So personally our store they renovated and put in self check out. When we closed however we stopped using them.

Store policy, though, is that cashiers aren’t actually supposed to be at the cash register when there aren’t any customers. The manager I had for most of our closing didn’t enforce that, but the manager I had for the last two weeks of closing did. Meaning that there was no one at the cash register at the front of the store by the doors most of the time, so like it would have been REALLY easy for people to just walk out and act like they weren’t buying anything by just not going up to the cash register.

Also, a lot of employees no longer had the threat of losing their job to like actually give a shit anymore since we were all losing our jobs anyway. So like we literally just didn’t care if people stole shit.

They filled out store with “augment” merch that was marked up like 30% from the original price that slowly dropped with the rest of BBB’s actual merchandise. It was all really cheap stuff that was super overpriced but some of it was cute.

They’re selling the shopping carts for $100, at least in our store, but as soon as the store closes they just leave them at the store so. Idk if you ever wanted a shopping cart (me).

Anyway if I think of anything else I’ll add to this post. Obviously no coupons. Etc. etc. Those little soft tags they stick on boxes are just peel and stick. Hard tags do not come off easily unless you have a giant magnet. Cutting the strings of a spider wrap is supposedly a federal crime. Etc. etc. go wild and have fun.

[maxlarens]

cannot recall for the life of me if I brought up my embroidery thought to you 🤔🤔

So I shall tell you all about it rn

I’m a very beginner embroiderer like I’ve done some premade kits and stuff so I just gotta learn the stitches and follow the lines. It’s so fun and stressful at the same time I genuinely have a love hate relationship with it at times. But I love how I can get a project at the end and feel proud that I was able to make that. Leaning into the grandma hobbies is jsut a fun thing to do in general

Anyway I’d love to get more comfortable to the point where I can just freestyle patterns and add cute details to my clothes and totes. I’d love to randomly add some flowers or my initial to bf’s items before he leaves for a race without telling him. He finds it a few days later is so surprised and curious as to why I did it, all I can think of is “as a token of my support/so you miss me less” 😭😭😭 how do I think up these cheesy ass thoughts

Not a clue who this screams I feel like George would prob be the most appreciative and expressive about his excitement

I was sort of maybe thinking of Charles cuz embroidering his jeans (how and why does he need so many) seems fun and also just to follow that whole love letter thing I brought up before

Lando being the little fucker that never leaves my brain it could be be on par or accompanying with his bracelet stack that I love to see, putting his logo or replicating his necklace would be cool

Perhaps you can try your hand at Carlos for this one, putting the chili emoji on random stuff seems like a fun scavenger hunt

Any and all thoughts welcome😁 (would love if you can offer thoughts on each driver but obviously that is a big ask so completely understand if you don’t) (this is also wayyy longer than I expected)

-🤩

omg!!! i love grandma hobbies like embroidery. it sounds so fun and rewarding. i crochet sometimes but i don’t really make anything because its more a way of keeping my hands busy while watching tv. but wowow yes i love those videos where people patch holes in jeans and shirts with little embroidered flowers and things. maybe i need to get an embroidery kit🥺 and ahhh i love ur ideas here so much!!! i don’t have tons to add if im so honest, but i’ll give it a go anyway:

charles and his five million pairs of jeans!! yes!! embroidering ur best attempt at ferrari horses up by the pockets🥺 and little phrases on the bottom hem. like love you to the moon and back or even meme phrases like live laugh ferrari😭 he’d for sure think it was cute and it leans into his whole artboy thing that he has going on ahaha

i so agree that george would be the most enthusiastic about it. i feel like with him it would have to be kinda subtle. maybe a little heart on his mercedes polos. some bigger personal design on one of his many linen shirts. he’d wear it all the time and tell everyone you did it for him. and he’d want to hear all about your personal projects, he’d even frame the ones you were proud of.

embroidering the mclaren logo on lando’s stuff!!!! and his necklace symbol yesss. or orr something like this is his style i think. on his jumpers and tshirts and things. oh also his LN logo!!!!! he would love seeing that on all his things😣

^and similar with oscar methinks. mclaren logo, OP81 on all his things. and i think he wouldn’t say much about it but he loves it. and tries his hardest to wear the clothes that have ur embroidery on it.

carlos chillis!!!!!! oh yes!!!!! you could embroider a cap, his shirts, his jeans everything. ahh and he’d love it so bad, always wearing them and showing them off.

also non specific to a single driver but imagine if u could embroider their fireproofs or their racing suits🥺😭 like idk if they would say like no any weight is extra weight but SURELY a little embroidery is fine. how sweet would it be for them to have a little piece of you with them while they’re racing y’know.

[baddygab-bi]

Predictions and wishes for episode 7x05 based on stills and leaks. I won’t say anything explicit about the leaks and it’s all basically exactly what we already know. (Do not send me more leaks)

About HenRen:

New baby, a girl (if they’re keeping that the same as last season). Madney gives Jee’s old stuff. They talk about what it’s like having a baby girl around. I think Hen will be nervous about having a daughter, since she was really attached to Nia and had to let her go back to her mom, so maybe that’s what she and Bobby are talking about— something about loving your kids, but never forgetting the ones you’ve loved before.

What I think would be really interesting, though I doubt it’ll happen, is if somehow there was a mixup and they thought their new daughter was like 8 months and she’s actually 8 years old. Or something like that. To hit the “you don’t know me,” part of the episode. But that would also just align with them meeting a new part of their family that they don’t know yet. I’m very excited about their new baby, I will cry when they’re all a family for the first time.

Buck and Tommy:

Buck will be nervous and anxious, like we saw. I don’t think Tommy knew it was Buck’s first time with a guy, but I don’t think he’ll be angry about it, more just cautious because you don’t know how far (I don’t mean sexually) you can go with someone when they’re still figuring out themself, and I think Tommy will realize Buck’s still so brand new to being Bi, that he needs more time before jumping head first into dating. I don’t think the date will go all totally smoothly, which we know. Then based on leak [redacted].

The you don’t know me will be obvious.

My hope: that they keep dating and Tommy helps Buck through the early stages of being a queer man.

Marisol and Eddie:

That picture where they’re nose to nose made me think, and I have a feeling that she’ll say they’re celebrating their 6 month anniversary. Now, it’s def not 6 months in the show’s timeline.

It’s been about 3 weeks from the cruise. The cruise was a week long. The cruise was connected to the end of season 6 with no time jump. Eddie called Marisol after he was recovered (or mostly recovered) from his injury. So it’s been maybe 4ish months if you want to add on some time that existed in the montage part. But definitely not 6.

Anyway the writers will say it’s been half a year because that will make the most sense for their plot. I think the date will be their first major scene in the episode then their intimate scene. I think Eddie and Buck talk about that in the gym still.

The “you don’t know me” will be obvious.

I know what happens with Eddie and Marisol at the end of the episode, so I won’t spoil it, but it tracks with Ryan saying that Marisol will be his most challenging relationship yet and that he and Buck are both exploring something new.

Buck and Eddie:

Gym still— about Marisol

Eddie doesn’t know Buck and Tommy are on a date. I hope he’s really confused about why they didn’t invite him, as pay back for not inviting Buck to hang with them.

Loft— Eddie’s gonna be so supportive. I know the leaks so I won’t say anything more, but we all assumed he’d be supportive and getting a hug between the two of them and I’m hyped for our first hug in YEARS.

I had a buddie theory for Eddie directly after he leaves Buck’s loft, but based on the fact that Marisol’s actor is back on set now for 7x08?09? Idk how I’m feeling about the theory, because I don’t want to get my own hopes up. Maybe I’ll make that another post.

More wishes:

Some Madney wedding planning!!!

We actually see the new baby instead of just hearing about her

No super long lead-ups to calls. Like a little bit of backstory for the characters is fine, give me context, give me character, but I just know that this episode (with its theme being what it is) could result in some calls with longggg intros and I think they could use the time to expand on their other plots. We don’t need 5 minutes before the kid gets lost in the mall or what felt like 10 minutes of a boy on his IPad. Like we got it after the third time. Maybe that’s just me.

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Kenma hanging out with his 6 month old baby because her mom went to work (training is very rough now!!)

9:00 AM

“ Kenma!”

“ yes babe?”

He asks leaving the bedroom.

“ Are you really busy today?? I can’t leave karrie (THATS HER NAME OKAY) to kuro cause he said he’ll be having a meeting, and akaashi said his mental health is lower than the gas prices so he can’t take care of a child right now, but anyways can you take care of her??”

“ sure babe. I just have to go to some proposals and meetings and stream until 11pm.”

“Okay! I’ll be home around 6:30 be responsible kenma!”

“ Bye! say bye karrie.”

Your husband gets his daughter’s hand and makes a wave motion.

(Baby Karrie’s POV)

10:00 AM

You’re stuck in an uncomfortable baby seat in a car where the air freshener smells like cake.

You wail.

“ whats wrong sweetheart? C’mere”

your dad then lowers the air conditioning (he thinks it’s getting too cold and he unfortunately forgot to bought an extra blanket) (you threw up on the first one)

“ Okay we’re here. If anyone looks at you weirdly just wail at their faces.” He chuckles.

“ okay everyone, what’s up? What’s the new idea?”

“ KENMA IS THAT UR KID? OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS LIKE YOU SO MUCH.” Hinata says.

 “ SEE? SHE’S SO BEAUTIFUL” kuro adds.

 “ We’re getting a little bit off-topic here guys.”

Akaashi says.

“ Can we get mcdonalds?” Bokuto asks.

“ Can you all tell me why I’m here instead of making my wailing daughter go to bed??”

“ CAN WE ADD SPARKLY CAPES TO OUR UNIFORMS??”

Bokuto asks.

“ THAT WOULD BE SO COOL CAN WE DO THAT?”

Hinata adds.

“ first off, stop yelling you’re scaring my child, second, you guys are volleyball players not superman.”

“ anything else?”

Kenma asks, getting impatient yet his daughter was chewing on the blonde tips of his hair.

“ CAN WE DO AN AD?” Bokuto says.

“For?”

“ IDK ANYTHING ELSE?”

You see your father touching the bride of his nose.

You kept on babbling random things until-

“ dada??”

“Yes- wait what?” 

“ Oh my GOD! SHE SAID HER FIRST WORD!” Bokuto screams.

“ I am so proud of that baby!” 

Kuro says.

Akaashi fell asleep on the table while hinata broke the water dispenser (its leaking on the floor) bokuto’s drawing on the whiteboard explain how having sparkly capes on uniforms would make their performance better (newsflash he most likely would trip on them)

12:00 PM

(Lunch!)

“ I’m getting hungry and those guys wasted OUR time when we could be playing games, wanna eat fruits and lunch??”

You pointed to the chips.

“ these?? I don’t think you can have these.. but heres a peice of orange.”

(Kenma’s Point of View)

1:00pm

“ We’re finally home, thank goodness, you tired sweetheart?”

You put your tired daughter on the crib, it’s nice seeing her be peaceful for a while. she looks like her beautiful mother.

As the computer opens, you post an announcement saying you’ll be streaming at 4PM ( hoping your daughter is awake by then)

2:00 PM

(Kenma’s POV)

As you prepare to stream (updating games, preparing snacks and water also 3 cans of energy drinks and somehow a bag of chips bigger than your daughter)

You get a phone call.

“ Hey honey!”

“ hey babe? Hows work?”

“ Yeah it’s good, its just that-“

You hear what’s probably sakusa and atsumu screaming at each other, kageyama and hinata not agreeing to a single thing, and bokuto on the corner who managed to squeeze himself there.

“ Y’know you could quit, it’s not that big of a deal.”

“ silly. I can’t! I like this job, these idiots are my friends, and so are yours too.”

“ I got to go babie! Bye!”

“Bye.” You say dropping the call.

3:00 PM

Just an hour left, you started the stream with a timer popping up (R THOSE RIGHT I SEE PEEPS ON TWITCH DOING THOSE)

Getting all the stuff you need on a small table next to your desk, You kinda feel lonely, your daughter is sleeping and your wife is hanging out with her friends.

“She’s better with me.”

“I miss her so much.”

4:00 PM

(kenma’s pov)

“ she’s not awake yet? That’s weird.”

You check on your daughter on the other room ( she’s still there don’t worry)

“ that’s rare.”

As the stream starts everyone and the chat goes loud.

“ hey guys. What’s up?”

After 30 minutes of being focused on a game, you check up on your daughter again.

“ She’s still asleep?? Is this even normal? She’s not crying as if we’re cooking her alive??? wow!”

He goes back to the room.

“ sorry to keep you guys waiting. Let’s continue this.”

stancats4: Why do you keep on leaving the room??

You see the question, you get a bit irritated by this question yet answer by:

“ Just busy taking care of someone special. That’s all” you smile.

The chat somehow goes wild with you smiling, this is how far they can get with you anyways.

5:00 PM

( Kenma’s POV)

 “ She’s still asleep?? Wow.” 

You’re looking at your peaceful daughter, who’s been sleeping for 4 hours now.

It’s getting lonely, you miss them both even if they’re near.

As the last game comes to an end, you ask the chat what to play next?

“ this is like the last chapter what else do you guys wanna play??”

matchalatte: you should play animal crossing!

You squint your eyes to see the suggestion

“ animal crossing?? Sure i guess.”

Moments after joining the game you hear a famillar sound.

Your daughter was crying from the other room.

You rushed there.

“ hey baby, had a great nap didn’t you?? Come here with me.”

( here’s where more chaos starts.)

“ Okay guys, let’s continue.”

“ No karrie- thats my CPU that heats up, you’ll get hurt. No- karrie!”

(He’s not mad dw)

“ what are you pointing to??”

She’s pointing to the can of energy drink.

“ You can’t have that, anyways eat this.”

You paused the game.

Your daughter ends up crying really loud.

“ What’s wrong?, this isn’t even expired.”

You taste the baby food (just checking if its still good ofc)

 “ what the- YUCK. If i was an 8 month old baby and they told me to eat this, I’d cry louder than you, let’s get you nicer food.”

He brings his laptop, and then goes to the kitchen.

“ Okay you like bananas right? Let’s mush them with honey”

after minutes of doing the work you spoon feed your daughter. 

“ Okay guys, might aswell end this. Bye for now.”

He ended it early because he thought his daughter was getting tired and scared of the webcam.

6:00 PM

As the blue sky slowly and slowly fades, you craddling your daughter, knowing this won’t last forever.

Yes she’ll always be your daughter you think, but will she always need you? Will she ever call one day and tell you how was her day? Will she ever remember you when she has a family of her own? 

This sounds like he’s overthinking yet, he just likes to think how he’s enjoying every moment because all of this, everything that surrounds him, will never last forever.

He hears the doorknob jingle a bit.

“I’m home!” (Y/N says)

“ how’s our sweet cherry??”

 “ she’s doing good, just good.”

Shout out to Venn for keeping the live action headcanons rolling 🥰

[theinvisibledoodlewizard]

Quest Poll✨

Re-roll!

Ok, since the last poll was badly worded? And I was writing it with derp brain… and it ended in a weird tie.

Imma do it again. This time? Better worded. Hopefully… still got derp brain.

I’ll try not to do this that often, since it’s really cheating. And takes up lot of time.

Ok, and since I’m still being derpy brained? I’ll explain the options where I don’t have a text limit. Cause that + derp = I crash and burn XD

Call for help: You haven’t tried to make sounds yet. So far Sweeps has been a silent protagonist, and you aren’t even sure anyone is around. So this option has a lot of risk, but possibly a high reward? But will the person who helps be good? And will the lamb last long enough?

Scoop the lamp up and continue on your way: Pick up the small sheep, and keep walking down the path. Maybe you’ll find a river and a town? Or maybe you’ll get ambushed? Who knows really. But you can’t stay there.

Go back to the cabin to check for supplies: thiiiis one is a trap. Yeah sorry. I’m evil. This means you leave the lamb in the meadow, and walk back. But Sweeps took a few hours to get to where they are even now. So it’d be double that getting here and back. Meanwhile the lamb is defenseless, and injured. Sweeps might come back to find it not even there, taken by another predator. This world isn’t a nice one, unfortunately.

Go back to the cabin, but bring the lamb: this one is the nicer version of the one above? But I’ll rat on myself. There’s nothing in the cabin. It’s been busted for years. If y’all wanna look around in there, I can make other opportunities to do that! But right now, if y’all wanna lil sheep friend you’re gonna have to focus on that. It’s more the option to bring the sheep on a different path with you. But idk if the others will have the supplies you need. (Ok I do but I already tattled enough. Lol)

Walk away and try not to think about this: “Look at what I made! … I gave it depression!” Cause I like that joke. Yeah Sweeps will be devastating over harming the sheep, and not be able to cope with anything. Then run down the path. Well, as much as a big robot whose all rusted and overgrown can. But yeah, probably don’t wanna pick this one. I do tend to throw in joke options or “LOL! I gave it depression” options as a “let the author pick” kinda route. That’s what this is.

Ok that’s all of them. Sorry about the exposition dump. Derp brain is a killer, man. I’ll only do these when I get ties, and usually just between the two tied options. But since this is the first I figured I’d do them all. To give y’all an insight behind the curtain.

And again, I’m gonna do this as little as possible. Cause it’s definitely cheating on my part. This story is me learning how to write, just get things out there. Cause I can’t edit polls? It adds a level of finality to it. And I know I’m not the best, but hopefully I’m alright at least.

Anyway, if y’all wanna vote in a real thing? Check out my YouTube channel’s community page! I’m doing the same thing over there. It’s a few days behind though cause I can’t keep it as close to daily as on here. So far we’ve names the Bot Sweeps again. Which makes me think y’all already know about it lol. But if you wanna take a different path? I’m up for writing two stories at once! Let’s see what happens!

[giveme-allofthat-ultraviolence]

Okay I’m being deadass when I say that like after that stupid fucking ordeal (that only happened cuz I couldn’t keep my fucking mouth shut) I just gave up on everyone and like ik that sounds corny as hell but it was something about sobbing my fucking eyes out at 2 am, not falling asleep til 3, only getting like an 1 hour and 30 mins of sleep, and then waking up the happiest I had been in a weirdly long time. I have like no idea if that shit correlates but I think it was something about how like “if he is gonna break up with you at least try to not beg him to leave and just wake up and be as happy and as productive as you can to just like lie about however you’re feeling” soooooooo yeahhhh

Aside from that tho, me just giving up on everyone is like honestly whatever. Idk if this makes sense but after that whole ass ordeal thing I just sorta got back into old habits n like I started having those bad mood swings again and I have actually been starting to get more violent. Ikkkk that shit isn’t something to flex about or whatever and I’m not trying to, but I kinda just feel like me going back to my old self is sorta like a consequence of my own actions or some shit that makes sense. I wanna say that like because I’m going back to old habits I’m like genuinely loosing myself again because now I just feel like I’m in too deep and there’s nothing anyone can really do except for walk away and atp I wouldn’t even stop them. I mean yeah maybe anytime someone wanted to walk away I would let them because I don’t wanna seem like some annoying ass bitch who begs and is just like that uptight about her relationships but I always felt like if Mari were to ever leave me I would actually beg him not to. After all that shit I don’t know why but I feel like now if he ever wanted to leave I should just let him. Not saying that like we should break up or anything it’s just I feel like that was already a big mistake I made so I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to end things. Oh also a super small detail that like idk if I should mention or not but I will is that like after I knew I fucked up I started like spamming him with messages and shit trying to apologize (which ik doesn’t change anything) . Keep in mind that I like never ever spam messages like that to anyone ever. Anyways I find it funny that like I had never ever sent those types of messages before - ig like in a way it was me kinda begging him not to leave bc I wouldn’t know what to do then. At the end I sorta just was like fuck if he wants to leave he can I can’t control him so uhh

Anyways that’s all I can really think about now if I come up with other shit I’ll like add it on later or something idk yet

[punkscowardschampions]

Teddy & Chloe & Ava & Gia

Teddy: Trouble in paradise? 🥺 

Teddy: do tell me what’s wrong

Chloé: Why don’t you grab yourself another 🍹 and shut up?

Teddy: Darling, don’t be like that

Teddy: you know you’re my favourite sister

Chloé: That would only be a compliment if yours wasn’t a massively boring bitch

Teddy: but she is, don’t you be boring too

Chloé: Your entire family is, a complete and utter bore fest that I’m languishing in

Teddy: Untrue

Teddy: come & play [some rich people sport or game idk] with me

Teddy: I’ll sneak you a 🍹

Chloé: I can’t, the baby will come out simple and deformed

Chloé: I can’t do anything because of these stupid babies

Teddy: it’s A drink & isn’t it basically fully formed by now anyway

Teddy: our secret, I promise

Chloé: He’ll only use it to make his case for full custody

Teddy: he won’t know

Chloé: That would require him to pay attention to me

Teddy: Precisely & he’d rather be daddy or write in his little notebook

Chloé: You could steal it for me, see what’s in it

Teddy: I could

Teddy: would that cheer you up?

Chloé: It might

Teddy: Okay, I will

Teddy: then you’ll believe I love you

Chloé: There must be something in there, he’s always writing 

Teddy: Naturally, it’ll contain his deepest darkest desires

Teddy: & tedious as those will be, we’ll know things he doesn’t want us to

Chloé: He’s with someone, he doesn’t act like this when he’s alone

Teddy: I told you, Ava

Chloé: Yes but you’re a liar and you have no evidence

Chloé: for all I know you’re mad at her for some unrelated teenage angst

Teddy: her refusal to sleep with me is irrelevant, or should I say only relevant because she’s clearly fucking my brother

Chloé: He has 2 kids, trust me, that takes away all the appeal he may otherwise have

Teddy: oh please, her family tree is littered with unwanted brats, it probably counts as foreplay

Chloé: It doesn’t, I was friends with her brother and sister

Teddy: I’m friends with HER, I trump you there

Chloé: What’s she like?

Teddy: off girls at the moment & as I warned you before he’s exactly her type

Chloé: He’s no one’s type, not now

Teddy: Oh darling, get real

Chloé: Parenting robs you of any personality, I’m serious, don’t ever do it

Teddy: firstly I would never, secondly, she barely has a personality at 16

Teddy: if you think G is a bore… she absolutely isn’t her sister, that’s all I’ll add

Chloé: Why are you just depressing me further?

Teddy: Because it would make me sad to see you humiliated at anyone’s hands but mine

Chloé: You’re nothing to do with me

Chloé: Not once James makes the humiliation final

Teddy: nonsense, we’re family

Chloé: If I were related to your family, I’d kill myself

Teddy: we’ve all considered a dramatic suicide, what day is it? Tuesday? Thursday? That’s standard fare for either

Chloé: I booked this stupid mini-break for him

Teddy: Of course, you’re a fantastic wife

Chloé: Not according to him

Teddy: & what would he know about it? He’s a fool

Chloé: Yeah, he really is

Teddy: you should totally have a holiday fling, I intend to

Chloé: Don’t be stupid

Teddy: what’s stupid about my suggestion? 

Teddy: you’re a walking fetish, darling

Chloé: That is disgusting, the reality is disgusting

Chloé: he won’t come near me and he did it

Teddy: leave reality packed away in your luggage

Chloé: No, I don’t want anyone to see me naked ever again

Teddy: I didn’t mean it when I as good as called you disgusting, I was just upset

Chloé: It’s true regardless

Teddy: it isn’t, you’re not the parasite, you’re you

Chloé: I’m going to have to leave, change my name and never see anyone again

Teddy: & make it that easy for him to move on? 

Chloé: It won’t be, I have something in place for that

Teddy: which is why I’ll miss you terribly 

Chloé: Yeah right

Teddy: you always refuse to believe a word I say

Chloé: Because I’m not as stupid as you think I am

Teddy: I don’t think that, I’ve been nothing but complimentary

Chloé: Today, to my face

Teddy: it’s difficult for me to admit I like people to their face

Chloé: It really isn’t, you said you loved me earlier

Chloé: if anything, you have the opposite problem

Teddy: to admit it with sincerity then

Chloé: It just makes you the same as your brother and father, isn’t that what you want

Teddy: I’d rather die, frankly

Chloé: How unfortunate

Teddy: yeah, apparently so

Teddy: woe’s me

Chloé: Could be worse, you could be like your mother

Teddy: I fear I am, but as we aren’t family or friends, I shan’t confide in you

Chloé: Aw, do you wanna go to rehab too?

Chloé: Perhaps you can share a room when he ends up back there

Teddy: It would be a better getaway than the one you’ve booked

Chloé: You were meant to be childcare, it wasn’t for you

Teddy: When am I EVER childcare? Don’t be absurd

Chloé: The point is, you’re only here because he said I had to make an effort, even if he’s changed his mind the second we get here

Teddy: how pointless

Chloé: Tell me about it

Teddy: no, you’re taking your bad mood out on me & I’m very offended

Chloé: Go and cry to your mummy, I don’t have to be nice to any of you now

Teddy: Because you’re giving up, but I’m the pathetic one?

Chloé: I can’t make him stay, there’s nothing keeping him with me

Teddy: you’re the mummy, you have all the power

Chloé: He goes, he goes and gets a good lawyer

Chloé: failing that, I’m stuck with the kids and I don’t want them

Teddy: What lawyer is making his rehab stint go away? You haven’t had one, he’s a hopeless junkie on paper

Chloé: It’s all going wrong, it’s not worth the hassle anymore, he isn’t the same

Teddy: well, in that case, blow it up before he can

Teddy: tell everyone behind closed doors he’s off the wagon & you’re frightened of him

Chloé: You keep missing the fairly blatant point that I don’t want these fucking kids

Chloé: How does any of this help me, it doesn’t

Teddy: That’s what your parents are for & mine

Teddy: staff too, which he’s paying for when you rinse the family bank accounts

Chloé: Why do you hate him?

Teddy: I don’t

Chloé: Yeah right

Teddy: I’m helping you because no one else is going to

Chloé: Why?

Teddy: I hate my father & he’ll love this, being rid of you

Chloé: Why do you hate your father?

Teddy: He can’t stop attempting to run my life, it’ll be in ruins, like J & G’s if he has his way

Chloé: Your sister has a great life, James just likes being sad

Teddy: She’s about to marry an OAP, it’s embarrassing 

Chloé: He’s rich, of course she is

Teddy: we’re richer, she could do better

Chloé: Then he has a massive cock, I don’t know

Chloé: She clearly likes him for some reason, she’s skinny, she could get anyone her own age if she wanted

Teddy: the reason is her blatant daddy issues

Chloé: Why do you care?

Teddy: I’m a laughing stock thanks to their bad choices

Chloé: Not your own, no?

Teddy: I don’t make any that terrible, no

Chloé: Debatable but you’re just a child, there’s time to forgive and forget

Teddy: Wash your mouth out with 🍹 I’m not a child

Chloé: Yes you are, you’re barely older than Jay

Teddy: she’s 4 & you’re being cruel

Chloé: Make yours a 🧃

Teddy: yours, for the sake of your hopefully undeformed second brat

Chloé: It would serve him right if I spoiled it but I’m not having my name attached to it

Teddy: your name isn’t, you gave it over to him during the doomed wedding

Chloé: Which your father wanted, actually, so why would he want rid of me now

Teddy: You don’t behave

Chloé: I’m not a child, I don’t have to

Teddy: It’s daddy’s world we all simply occupy space, or don’t soon, when it comes to you

Chloé: He’s weird, you’re all bloody weird

Teddy: unfortunately my mother started a trend of marrying beneath her that I alone am going to be exempt from

Chloé: Yeah, you can tell she’s inbred

Teddy: Aren’t your parents cousins? You’d never tell they weren’t closely related

Chloé: Says you, it’s not normal for a boy of your age to spend so much time with their mother

Teddy: Ha ha

Chloé: Funny weird not funny ha ha but that’s not your fault, entirely

Teddy: I have friends, would you like me to make you some?

Chloé: No, you have no taste and only know other toddlers

Teddy: suit yourself, be lonely

Chloé: I don’t need your help, you don’t even understand 

Teddy: I take back my offer of, you underestimate me

Chloé: Oh, whatever, you’re just an annoyance

Teddy: Fine, I’ll keep the notebook

Chloé: You haven’t got it

Teddy: [photos of it to prove he has]

Chloé: Where is he? He never leaves it

Teddy: you aren’t deserving of the item or that info

Chloé: You can’t keep that from me, it’s my business

Teddy: you should’ve considered this possibility when you were being a bitch

Chloé: It’s not relevant to you, come on, I need to know or I can’t do anything

Teddy: it’s amusing & I have so little else to entertain me

Chloé: What do you want for it?

Teddy: shh, I’m reading

Chloé: Stop it, it’s not funny

Teddy: true, his writing style is very dry

Chloé: Just answer the question, for God’s sake

Teddy: I would, but I doubt you have anything I want, Chlo

Chloé: Ask and I’ll get it

Teddy: I can get things for myself by asking

Chloé: This isn’t a game

Teddy: For me, that’s 100% what it is

Chloé: I’ll tell him you took it then

Teddy: go ahead

Chloé: You’re not sharing, that means there’s nothing in it worth my time, so yeah, I will

Teddy: does it? Or am I a slow reader?

Chloé: You’re full of shit

Teddy: maybe, maybe these pages are full of quality blackmail

Chloé: You’re bluffing

Teddy: Ooh, let’s play poker, fantastic idea

Teddy: but first let me finish

Chloé: No

Teddy: bye-bye for now

Chloé: I’m serious

Teddy: Me too, I’m trying to concentrate

Chloé: What will it take for you to bring that here now

Teddy: as I said, I think you’re out of luck

Chloé: I’ll tell you the secret weapon, if you give that notebook to me

Teddy: How do I have the slightest guarantee you won’t snatch it & tell me something stupid, or nothing at all?

Chloé: You don’t, just like you’ve gone back on your word to get the book for me

Teddy: I swore I’d get it & I did, you started being mean first

Chloé: Because I’m heartbroken

Teddy: not by me, I’ve been super helpful

Chloé: No, not by you

Chloé: you can’t expect me to behave rationally at a time like this

Teddy: I don’t, I expect you to treat me as you’re asking to be treated

Chloé: Okay

Teddy: Okay, did that need to be SO hard?

Chloé: Hurry up

Teddy: be nice

Chloé: Come on

Teddy: nicer

Chloé: ⏱

Teddy: say please

Chloé: I’d rather say nothing

Teddy: that isn’t an option

Chloé: … 

Chloé: See, easy

Teddy: I understand, you’ve changed your mind, you don’t care about the notebook after all

Chloé: Why are you like this?

Teddy: more importantly, why won’t you just say it?

Chloé: I don’t want to

Teddy: I don’t want to bring this to you, I guess I won’t

Chloé: But you do

Teddy: no, sorry

Chloé: It’s meaningless information to you, you can’t blackmail him, I already know and he’s already leaving

Chloé: I just want to hear the things he won’t say to me 

Teddy: So say please & I’ll hand it to you

Chloé: You’re a dick

Teddy: you’re stalling, tick tock

Chloé: Please bring me the notebook now

Teddy: please, Teddy

Chloé: Fuck off

Teddy: gladly

Chloé: [when you’re going to have to snitch to get James to get it back, only to find out it’s in shorthand when you demand to read it from him]

Teddy: [we love to see a flop get thwarted, I just know Teddy has taken pics of every page but he’s too lazy to decode this/get someone to because not that invested]

Chloé: [so fuming now, the whole of this destination gonna know lol]

Teddy: [haha sucks to suck Chlo]

Chloé: [have a screaming match ‘cos you can’t get schwasted, soz James, at least you’re more in the mood for it than normal]

Teddy: [keeping it classy, Teddy there sipping his drink enjoying the show]

Chloé: [me like ma’am, your blood pressure, if this were a movie that baby would be flying out from the drama]

Teddy: [poor baby Mattie, but at least if Chlo makes herself ill and has to go to bed everyone will get a reprieve] 

Chloé: If this baby dies it is entirely your fault

Teddy: I’m honoured

Chloé: You’re a sick little freak and I’ll sue you

Teddy: you don’t want it anyway, I’d be doing you a favour

Chloé: You don’t do anyone any favours

Teddy: we aren’t friends, I have 0 cause to

Chloé: You have 0 brain cells

Teddy: Rich coming from you

Chloé: Maybe but at least I don’t get pleasure from making people feel bad

Teddy: Yes you do, you’ve made it your full time job, for lack of a career or fulfilling your parenting duties, to destroy my brother

Chloé: No I don’t, I need him, I would never destroy him

Teddy: liar, you need him under your thumb

Chloé: I need him to look after me

Teddy: I’m honestly gobsmacked he has a functioning set to cheat on you with, though perhaps he doesn’t, she is famously drawn to pussy as well

Chloé: Someone should smack you, your ignorance is astounding 

Teddy: Again, go ahead

Teddy: vanilla, but I don’t anticipate you’re anything other than

Chloé: You’re the one that’s all talk

Teddy: if you did more of it he might be turned on by you

Chloé: He’s not a sociopath like you, he cares about more

Teddy: He doesn’t care about you in the least anymore 💔

Chloé: I hope something terrible happens to you, immediately 

Teddy: Karma adores me

Chloé: Something has to

Teddy: You should bite literally instead of this, another bedroom tip for you

Chloé: I don’t need tips from you

Teddy: you absolutely do

Chloé: I’ve told you, multiple times, that isn’t why he’s leaving

Teddy: I’m aware, he’s leaving because he’s found himself an upgrade in more ways than the one

Teddy: the tips are for securing hubby number 2

Chloé: Not for long

Teddy: it’s a fact, darling, face it

Chloé: When everything goes to shit, remember, it’s not even slightly for your benefit

Teddy: I’ll enjoy it nevertheless, thanks in advance

Chloé: Goodbye

Teddy: Bye, Chlo x

Teddy: [sending Ava a random page from this notebook not expecting her to actually recognise it, just to be a playful chaos demon]

Teddy: Does this mean anything to you?

Ava: What is that?

Teddy: I assumed as a future journalism student you’d recognise Shorthand, but maybe it’s a dying or dead ‘art’

Ava: It might be code, what on earth are you up to, I thought you were on a family holiday?

Teddy: Oh I am

Ava: What kind of games night…

Teddy: J is cheating on his wife, again

Teddy: predictable fireworks have ensued

Ava: Oh, that kind

Ava: Next flight home, is it?

Teddy: Hardly, she’s staying to the bitter end, her home having been fully wrecked

Ava: but what are you lot doing? 😬

Teddy: I told you, I’m enjoying the show

Ava: Teddy

Teddy: Ava?

Ava: If this is really the end, you can’t say that, have some decorum 

Teddy: Why, her public screaming is displaying 0

Ava: Because it’s serious, if not sad or whatever, it’s still shitty

Teddy: seriously entertaining

Ava: You’re awful

Ava: what do your parents think?

Teddy: They’re a tad busy with their own preoccupations, as usual

Ava: Some things never change, comforting, I guess?

Teddy: anyway, I’ll leave you to yours

Ava: And what would that be

Teddy: I haven’t the slightest idea, revision probably

Ava: Right, you’re so astute, good luck with your codebreaking

Teddy: Bold of you to assume I’ll bother now it’s broken them up

Ava: That’ll hardly be the reason

Teddy: the final straw

Ava: I take it the kid hasn’t been left with you to be ‘entertained’ by it all, right?

Teddy: I don’t know where she is, with her other grandparents perhaps

Ava: Makes sense, trauma swerved 

Teddy: I’d want to distance myself from my grown up daughter behaving like a toddler

Ava: I’m familiar with the antics, my family has it’s own

Teddy: How IS your sister? Do send her my love

Ava: Naturally, I’m sure she’ll remember who you are with some prompting

Teddy: I haven’t seen her since [some event that wasn’t long ago at all to be sarcastic and also extra cos we love Nancy], positively ages ago

Ava: Who can say how many boyfriends and hairstyles she’s cycled through since then, eh

Teddy: me too, naturally

Ava: 😏

Teddy: Holiday fling temporarily on hold though it may be

Ava: How could you possibly concentrate

Teddy: exactly & miss a moment, for who?

Ava: You’ll find that someone one day

Teddy: as long as I don’t write the world’s driest coded messages about them

Ava: You’re just mad you couldn’t snoop properly

Teddy: I had my fun when she was begging me to let her read it & the end result is the same coded or not

Ava: I would have killed you

Teddy: & how fun that would have been, but you never want to play along

Ava: I doubt it’s a game to your SiL

Teddy: He’s leaving her, she isn’t going to be any relation soon

Ava: You can do better, babe

Teddy: J can, somehow

Teddy: not that it’s difficult, but I really had thought him completely crushed, we all did

Ava: You’re glad for him?

Teddy: we needn’t go that far, but at least he’s out from under her [a designer boot or heel but in a shady way because Chlo has no taste]

Ava: Heaven forbid you get that close to sincerity

Teddy: I sincerely can’t blame him for not wishing to fuck her, it would certainly take a stronger stomach than J has 

Ava: You famously fancy everyone, come on

Teddy: I do not

Ava: 😉

Teddy: letting yourself go to that extent at 21 is ludicrous 

Ava: You’ll be looking for a childless fling then

Teddy: Always

Ava: A good rule

Teddy: knowing they’re already that fertile before I’ve been near them puts me on edge, I’d have to be careful & who wants that?

Ava: Who wants a Teddy Jnr?

Teddy: disgusting

Ava: That’s your birthday present sorted

Teddy: Now you want to seduce me, typical

Ava: Of course

Ava: I’ll get you the good kind

Teddy: I’m sure, thanks in advance

Ava: Make up your own code, make a list, could be fun

Teddy: I’m not lacking in it right now but I’ll bear the suggestion in mind

Ava: You’re such a voyeur, leave them alone

Teddy: No, don’t be such a bore

Ava: I’m embarrassed on your behalf right now

Teddy: don’t be, darling, you’ll be very lonely feeling like that

Ava: I’m not lonely

Teddy: & I’m yet to be embarrassed

Ava: Mhmm, you’re a medical miracle, or whatever

Teddy: You sound like my mother

Ava: 😂

Ava: Prince Teddy

Teddy: 🤴🏼

Ava: If the crown fits

Teddy: which it does

Ava: I’m surprised you would risk your hair, honestly

Teddy: Ha ha

Ava: I’m so serious, it looks like it must take you ages

Teddy: As if I would have the patience, please

Ava: Don’t worry, if anyone asks, it’s all effortless, naturally

Teddy: No one is going around asking questions they know the answer to

Ava: I think you overestimate some of our classmates

Teddy: okay, true

Ava: I heard [someone we are slightly shading here, soz] asking if the answer to question 2 on [an exam they’ve already done] was [something so horrifically wrong you’re like oh honey no]

Teddy: I can’t wait to see them for re-sits and bring that up

Ava: You could try 🤏

Teddy: Why?

Ava: We won’t have any classes together in September if you don’t get it sorted

Ava: We could revise but you’re there and I know your books are still at home

Teddy: The only revision I do would require you to seduce me & I’m under no illusion you seriously intend to

Ava: Sadly not

Teddy: So have no fun in September without me, while I have plenty

Ava: Rude

Teddy: It’s no one’s fault but your own

Ava: We’re meant to be friends

Teddy: Are we? Oh, that’s awkward

Ava: Yeah, yeah, asshole

Teddy: Always a pleasure, Ava

Ava: Do some revision, I beg

Teddy: Actually beg & I’ll of course consider it

Ava: You don’t reckon you can find someone there to seduce who’s actually smart enough to be of any use?

Teddy: don’t belittle yourself, you’re smart enough

Ava: I know I am

Teddy: that’s better

Ava: And you’re too smart to fail

Teddy: I know I am, but it isn’t about that

Ava: Isn’t it?

Teddy: passing grades aren’t going to upset anyone

Ava: You want to make it as hard as possible for your dad to get you back in for sixth form

Teddy: my motivation in life is to make things as hard as possible for him, it’s an easy spanner to throw in the works

Ava: Gotcha

Teddy: buy another puppy, or get a new closeted girlfriend to be your latest crusade, my exam results aren’t it

Ava: Do you not plan to unattach yourself from the pursestrings one day?

Teddy: Where’s the fun in that?

Ava: I guess so, can’t lose your reason to live

Teddy: I’d have to find a different one, imagine

Ava: Crazy

Teddy: absolutely

Ava: Revision calls

Teddy: 👋

Teddy: Ask me how the holiday’s going

Gia: I made my excuses for a reason…

Teddy: no, ask me

Gia: I don’t need to, get on with it

Teddy: play along

Gia: I am far too busy to babysit you

Teddy: I guarantee you aren’t too busy to listen to me

Gia: Teddy, hurry up, this is tedious

Teddy: G, it’s fantastic

Gia: Oh, he’s done it then, has he

Teddy: You knew?

Gia: James and I talk, like adults

Teddy: You do not, since when?

Gia: Since always

Gia: Well, is daddy pleased?

Teddy: He’s slightly preoccupied pawing girls your age at the bar, but when he comes up for air I’ll ask his thoughts

Gia: Characteristically bad timing as per but at least there will be no baby shower to power through

Teddy: You’re giving J, or your adult chats, a lot of credit

Teddy: I’ve sat through similar screaming before, we all have

Gia: He’s never brought it to our attention before, he obviously means it

Teddy: What did he say to you?

Gia: We were talking about Seb’s ex and lawyers and he said he may be in need of a good one

Teddy: He is, Chlo may be bluffing but she seems to believe she has some secret weapon

Gia: If brains were dynamite, she couldn’t blow her nose

Gia: Still, perhaps she’s a log of his indiscretions

Teddy: Or hers cast some doubt

Gia: Potentially

Gia: I’ll put James in contact with [the lawyer] for real

Teddy: Jay has to be his, but the unborn brat may not be, I highly doubt they’ve been near each other that often since the former

Gia: Well, who can bear to be in her company, it’s understandable

Teddy: He’s been hilariously indiscrete again

Gia: I imagine he wants to get caught

Teddy: She never leaves the house, fucking under her nose couldn’t be made any easier

Gia: Thank you, the rest of us have some pride

Teddy: It’s fear that prompts him, you & I both know that

Gia: I just mean that yours is the sort of plan only a 15-year-old would think even vaguely reasonable

Teddy: If he’d like to get caught he may as well put on a show

Gia: Stop being vulgar or I won’t continue this conversation

Teddy: You said it, Gia

Gia: No, I didn’t

Gia: She won’t get anything, none of it really belongs to them, it’s still all daddy’s, on paper, he made sure of that

Teddy: Please stop calling him daddy that’s much more vulgar & I can’t bear it

Gia: He’s my father I can call him that if I like, there’s nothing wrong with it, you’ve got a sick mind

Teddy: When you get married you’ll have to spare yourself the confusion

Gia: There is no confusion, I’m well-adjusted unlike you

Teddy: Your unfortunate future hubby is how many years away from dementia? He won’t have the first clue who you’re addressing on Sundays

Gia: You are so childish

Teddy: I am a child, allegedly 

Gia: A very tiresome one, yes

Gia: whose brain is entirely more addled than Seb’s

Teddy: Hopefully our father’s if he receives another knockback from some girl just trying to sit unmolested with a cocktail

Gia: You’re truly such a fantasist

Teddy: he’s truly a deviant, it’s quite inspiring 

Gia: No, he’s not

Gia: and you shouldn’t talk about him like that

Teddy: You shouldn’t be so quick to his defensive all the time, if he leaves mother & has more sons you’ll be even more unloved & unappreciated

Gia: He’s not going to leave her, they are not James and Chloé

Teddy: Only because mother is too heavily sedated to scream

Gia: By her own choosing

Teddy: you should say yes, they’re fantastic pills

Gia: Nothing about her lifestyle appeals 

Teddy: Her inherited money appeals

Gia: Daddy has made it tenfold, by actually working

Teddy: He’s traded on her name to have any business contacts in the first place

Gia: You haven’t even passed your GCSEs yet, please don’t try to talk business

Teddy: You’re a girl, I could say the same to you, I’m sure the boardroom is full of men who try to

Gia: It isn’t, actually

Gia: Not all men are pigs like you choose to be

Teddy: it’s clear who I take after in those beliefs

Gia: That certainly fits the narrative you tell yourself

Teddy: good luck trying to erase the narrative whereby daddy dearest was thrilled to hear about your XX chromosomes 

Gia: Is there a point to this?

Teddy: I was here to share good news, which you’re being a bore about

Gia: I already knew, James can confide in me

Teddy: Nobody can confide in you, don’t flatter yourself

Gia: Except he did

Gia: and I guarantee daddy likes me more than you now, so, keep trying with these lacklustre attempts, or don’t

Teddy: He asked for a lawyer’s phone number, he was hardly crying on your shoulder

Teddy: you’re his personal Google, that’s all

Gia: Why would I want him to cry on my shoulder?

Gia: You and mother are the ones who like to indulge in that sort of behaviour

Teddy: Because we’re not father’s little worker robot

Gia: She’s a gin-soaked cliche, I’d look for better role models

Teddy: Would you care to take on the role, as you have J’s confidante, despite him barely saying 2 words to you?

Gia: I wouldn’t

Teddy: I thought not

Gia: I have to deal with enough children

Teddy: If you’d date someone your own age it wouldn’t be a problem

Gia: I’m not looking for a life free of problems, this is the real world, you deal with the ones you’re faced with

Teddy: Which women's magazine gave you that hack advice?

Gia: Hilarious

Gia: I’m in love with Seb and I am going to marry him, you’ll have to get over it

Teddy: You’ll marry him, naturally, the rest is nonsense

Gia: No it’s not

Teddy: it is, you don’t love him

Gia: Yes I do, there’s no other reason to be with him

Teddy: Save your breath for needing to resuscitate him

Gia: Are you done?

Teddy: not while I still have some of my own, no

Gia: Why are we talking? This conversation has been fruitless

Teddy: Because you refused your invitation & aren’t here

Gia: I wonder why…

Teddy: Why didn’t you tell me, more importantly?

Gia: Because I don’t tell everyone’s business

Gia: that’s a nasty habit

Teddy: he’s our brother not a neighbour

Gia: He didn’t want anyone knowing until he was ready, which is entirely valid

Teddy: Oops, sorry

Gia: Clearly, his hand was forced

Teddy: by me

Gia: It would likely be her if not

Teddy: or his affair if it’s serious

Gia: It doesn’t matter, the girl has always been bad news, we’re all better off with her far, far away

Teddy: RIP, it was fun while it lasted

Gia: Not the word I would use

Teddy: You & J both love to use words I wouldn’t, it’s only fair

Gia: I dread to think how you’ll fare in your English exams

Teddy: dread is going to be the correct response

Gia: You should be studying

Teddy: no thanks

Gia: It’s entirely irresponsible for you to even be on that trip, why are you there

Teddy: For the fireworks

Gia: Go home, for goodness sake

Teddy: Perhaps, when I get the urge to throw a party

Gia: I can’t be bothered with this nonsense

Teddy: come on, G, you used to have a good time, long long ago

Gia: I have a good time, I’m just not a waste of space

Teddy: you are to me, so that’s subjective

Gia: Your opinion is irrelevant

Teddy: & yours is borrowed, you’re only lacking blue for the wedding, well done

Gia: There are many measures of success, unlike you, my own opinion of myself isn’t the one I focus on

Teddy: Yet you all try & force me down the same tired path

Gia: Please, what is your great idea

Teddy: it would be irrelevant, none of us care remotely for James’ scribblings unless they betray his latest girlfriend

Gia: It’s irrelevant because you don’t have one

Gia: If you had an idea that rivalled the salary, then you could follow that dream, otherwise daddy is just doing you a favour

Teddy: He’s a control freak

Gia: He can hand us all opportunities that we wouldn’t get by ourselves

Gia: You couldn’t handle not having money, trust me, so you do as you’re told and you get looked after

Teddy: I can’t concentrate in that office, how am I supposed to grin & bear it for the next 50 years?

Gia: You’ll learn

Teddy: What if I’m not smart enough?

Gia: You don’t try, Teddy, you could be if you tried

Teddy: or I could humiliate myself

Gia: This whole schtick isn’t not humiliating 

Gia: He isn’t evil, there are different roles, levels

Teddy: He thinks I’m useless

Gia: He knows you’re not reaching your full potential, that’s all

Teddy: being the boss’ son doesn’t lend itself to [the lowest level of this company idk, but he genuinely does think that’s all he’s capable of doing at this point]

Gia: No one has to know, you’re focusing on other pursuits as well as, can’t take a more active role, there’s plenty of ways to talk around it

Teddy: No, this makes me feel stupid, I hate it

Gia: You have years, you haven’t finished your GCSEs yet, there’s at least 5 years for you to learn the things you need to

Teddy: you were already working there by then

Gia: Only as an intern, really

Teddy: & James would have if he wasn’t high constantly

Gia: but he was, so

Teddy: I’m a baby as far as our father is concerned, he’d sooner have Jay working at the company

Gia: You just need to prove yourself, it's an opportunity

Teddy: You don’t understand what it’s like

Gia: Obviously I do

Teddy: you can’t do any wrong in his eyes, it’s disgusting

Gia: I just try really hard

Teddy: & it makes you unhappy

Gia: No it doesn’t, it makes me very happy

Teddy: Please, you’re so unfulfilled & you couldn’t resent James more if you tried

Gia: Nothing makes me happier than working for our family company

Gia: I could work somewhere else, if I wanted, I have the skills

Teddy: oh Gia

Gia: Don’t condescend to me

Teddy: this is becoming depressing

Gia: I tried to help you when you were crying

Gia: don’t talk to me about depressing

Teddy: You aren’t helpful to anyone except our father & his propaganda

Gia: And he’s probably right about you, for the record

Teddy: no he isn’t

Gia: Yeah, he is

Teddy: shut up

Gia: Don’t worry, your tiny brain will find all the grunt work really rewarding

Teddy: As rewarding as you find his crumbs of praise, yeah

Gia: I get all the satisfaction I need in doing my job well

Teddy: you 2 are incestuous, it isn’t normal how many of your pleasure centres he activates, in your brain or otherwise

Gia: You have to make it a joke 

Teddy: I’m not kidding, go to therapy

Gia: You’re the weirdo for even saying it

Teddy: no, it’s still you, you’re the subject of what I’m saying & I haven’t plucked it from thin air

Gia: You’re making it up to try and make me feel as bad as you

Teddy: Did he touch you or do you simply wish he would? We need to get to the bottom of this

Gia: I don’t want to hear about the things you think about

Teddy: let me stage this intervention, I’d like to help you

Gia: Whatever gay degeneracy this is, you can keep it to yourself

Teddy: I’ve been waiting for you to drop your hard g, as it’s obviously the only ‘weapon’ you feel you have

Gia: No one minds, no one’s disappointed, honestly

Teddy: I’m not gay, put your sequins away, truly

Gia: Right

Teddy: & effeminate is solely an insult to our parents generation, by the way, in case you were planning to go there next

Gia: If you say so, I told you, everyone accepts who you are

Teddy: Sadly, you’re stuck with the last real taboo, no parade for wanting your daddy to be your daddy

Gia: Normal people don’t need parades to feel good about themselves

Teddy: I don’t need a label for you to mock me with

Gia: It’s quite clear without one

Teddy: good, I’d hate to have to spell it out the way our father does when he’s eager to be balls deep in anyone but our mother

Gia: You’re so immature

Teddy: I’m yet to be 16, I’m unlikely to act your preferred age

Gia: There’s nothing preferential about you at all

Teddy: There’s nothing about you full stop, you’re empty

Gia: You don’t interest me, I don’t share anything with you

Teddy: There isn’t anything to share, all you do is work

Gia: That’s all you need to know

Teddy: besides keeping an old man alive until you’re firmly in the will, that’s all there is

Gia: If you like, you’ll never know the truth so live with your lies

Teddy: You’ve buried your truth so deep even you don’t know it, dear sister

Gia: You wouldn’t know it if it bit you on the nose

Gia: everyone knows how untrustworthy a liar you are

Teddy: it unsettles you that I live mine & see yours

Gia: Mhmm, that must be it

Teddy: Yes, I’m sorry for you though

Gia: If there is any figure of pity, it’s you and I wouldn’t even be that generous

Teddy: I’m conveniently right where you want me in order to point the finger at too, how neat & tidy that keeps everything

Gia: Your lacking is your own problem, and nothing but for everyone else

Teddy: Your opinion on what I lack is simply that, your point of view

Gia: We’ll soon have that backed up by your results, won’t we

Teddy: I’m afraid they aren’t for your benefit either

Gia: As you said, the disappointment isn’t going to come as any sort of surprise to our father, not from you

Teddy: The botox renders him incapable of such displays regardless

Gia: Then you’ll be fine

Teddy: My plan to derail his for me is well underway

Gia: As long as you don’t expect anyone to visit you in the gutter

Teddy: You’re too tedious of a guest, please don’t

Teddy: if anyone could ruin the ambience of rock bottom

Gia: I have no need of you in my life, if you don’t work for [the company] then we don’t need to see each other

Teddy: I’m dead to you if I don’t worship at the altar of our family business, it’s been noted

Gia: We have nothing to discuss, all this is unnecessary 

Teddy: You’re unnecessary

Gia: Says the spare

Teddy: I’m not the one devastated with my place

Gia: Just your inability

Teddy: I could do something about that, learn & try as you said

Teddy: you’ll never be a real boy, Gia, he’ll never love you the most

Gia: Could you

Teddy: Of course I could, James has an office & his brain is drug-addled 

Gia: Mhm

Teddy: I have years, your words of consolation, you have no way of ever proving yourself

Gia: And time will tell

Teddy: I could sleepwalk into James’ role were I inclined

Gia: Yes, you claim to be able to do lots of things you have never and will never do

Teddy: Because I have no interest in doing them

Gia: Right, super believable 

Teddy: believe what you want, you’re obviously delusional in terms of your own life

Gia: Sure

Teddy: You’ll find out what I’m capable of

Gia: Boring me to tears seems to be the extent

Teddy: You can’t cry, who are you trying to fool?

Gia: I don’t pride myself on it

Teddy: well no, psychological damage isn’t a source of

Gia: Tell yourself

Teddy: sorry mine’s better than yours

Gia: Yours is imagined and contrived, like every facet of your personality at this point

Teddy: But I have a personality, unlike you

Gia: Effeminate fantasist counts, sure

Teddy: Excuse me while I change my bio across the board

Gia: Goodbye

Teddy: [me loling cos he is going to change his insta info and everything, oh Teddy]

Gia: [my boo says oh you card]

Teddy: [makes me laugh that they always dramatically beef as well, regardless of the starting point]

Gia: [the way she hates y’all lmao]

Teddy: [I don’t blame her remotely, but we should probably post this and do java when we wake up]

[cryptid-killjoy]

Summing up

Valerie has been resting up since her ordeal at Hobbiton and mostly avoiding any general conversation that happened prior to it. 

Victor has managed some testing of his own kind with Valerie. Her condition is unique to her considering the weaknesses left behind from the damage done from her Lyme disease for one, but mostly because of her electrical and nervous system which is clearly unique to her and Jetsam (well and other relations with that power) Point is the system is damaged. 

She’s left with a unique problem. Under a normal circumstances Dr. Frankenstein would explain he might suggest metal stents to hold arteries open but with her special system using these materials conductive materials don’t seem like the wisest long term solution. He wouldn’t be able to ensure how long it would hold or how her body would react. Other materials might melt with the high heat. 

So for now the best prevention for her is to keep her on the meds and a healthy diet and non too strenuous activity until they can figure something out. 

Victor and Zero go into inventing mode. 

Meanwhile Scout is quite under the belief it’s simply time Valerie has to change and there’s just no more time to think on it. 

Dale on the other hand believes it’s not that simple or else his mom would have done it by now anyhow. 

That said I feel like Scout’s moon would have come and gone by now. I hate speeding past everything, but my brain needs to pull everything up and reboot a little. 

Thomas and Scout would get their sight on her first moon. I wanted that to be a sweet moment. But, I guess we know it’s going to happen so it’s okay to say it did. Mush Mush. Yay. Yay. They’re connected. If you wanna add anything about what he taught her or what not let me know. But there’s no way she wouldn’t go from all out sobbing and hugging to running around the house like a wild child shaking her booty over finally getting that sight. 

I’m sure Death enjoyed the rest of Thanksgiving as it was lovely and they’re all off to a great start of a friendship. They can call him anytime

As soon as I saw the Flaming Hot movie I knew Dale had to go watch it with Elsa. No way he wouldn’t want to sit over there and share in the loveliness of that with her. He’ll catch her up on what’s going on with Val’s health cause he’s a worried boy. Mention Flo’s coming back soon probably but not go into all the private stuff Thomas talked about it, just that he thinks Flo will back soon. 

Delta is finally going to give people “The Exit Call” - Details on how to leave safely will be given to all those with permission to leave. Basically all played muses who Delta is aware of shall have permission and get the details personally and be told to give the details to no others. 

Willem and Fig are the only ones out and about still. I hate to fast forward them too because I was so into their adventure there for a sec but idk maybe zip everybody back to a good spot? Let’s at least get them home and playable. I don’t think he’s leaving Feral anyway. But if you want her for something in Funkytown use her idk. I hate them being held up. It’s just a really big chunk I have to write next to get them through the last of the adventure I had no idea I was going to write which ended up pretty damn awesome hahaha. I’m still going to finish it. But, if you need Fig say they’re home and he has a Aunt Peri now. Hook’s out there I guess probably has a chip on his shoulder Willem went and had to play against him. But it all worked out in the end using his wings, and his Aunt’s wings, and even his puppet Tink’s wings to make magic to fix the winter and Pan and on goes the war that goes on forever between Hook and Pan keeping the Nevers alive and thriving. Or something like that. lmao. I’ll fill in the details later. 

I feel like I’m missing something or somebody. But that’s it so far. Meep. 

[koqabear]

oshdkfj HELP? we're seriously telepathic at this point it's kind of scary... even more so because i've noticed this is Constantly happening to me and it's like, i'll tell someone we're telepathic as a joke at first, and suddenly it's not a joke anymore LMFAOO i think i'm the problem 😞 (fun fact: i'm really good at accidentally manifesting it's like midas touch but with words)

i've been well for the most part though n i hope you have too! i've just been preoccupied with school, playing the sims 4, or decorating toploaders...! i will literally do anything and everything except write; which sucks because i was really excited about this idea and i wanted to finish it by this month, but i haven't made any real progress with writing the storyline or mundane scenes so i don't think that's happening unless i suddenly get a burst of inspiration turned motivation. also, i know some people say that if you get stuck you should work on something else entirely or write a different scene, so i did both of those and here i am again... with two unfinished fics but complete ideas.

the ideas never stopping but the motivation does is actually so real and True though like omfg? i think with myself and my writing style in particular, i absolutely can't let myself get distracted, otherwise my source or motivation is entirely lost and difficult to get back again. i'll constantly get super immersed in a story, outline every last detail and write bits and pieces here and there, but actually writing/finishing and posting it seems to always end up being my problem and . idk how to fix it ?! like i have way too many story outlines in my notes that at this point i think i should just rebrand my blog and make it an idea bank for writers seeing how my own writing does Not want to see the light of day Ever

anyways, sorry i didn't really mean to talk so much about myself but i hope you find your motivation soon! you honestly have a lot more perseverance than i do when it comes to writing and getting your drafts done, so i don't doubt for a second that you'll get over this block soon and tackle all four...? fics 🙏🏼 boxer tae and loser gyu are here to stay ! – ml

We literally share one mind at this point bc it’s like we summoned each other or smth 💀

I’ve been well also! Life’s been a bit busy these past few weeks, but I’m finally getting some free time again,, hopefully this means I’ll have more time to write too

but omg I totally understand what you mean! Sometimes writers block is so intense that nothing helps, and now I’m stuck with so many more drafts it’s actually driving me insane..

And yes!! Mundane scenes are soooo hard to write!! It’s literally whats keeping me from my boxer tae and loser gyu fics, like they need to be there for character development but oh lord is it getting boring for me to write ! I’m also the same way with writing— I need to stay in one place and remain focused or else that fic is not getting touched again 😭 and if I don’t stop writing at an interesting scene it’s over for me

I usually avoid outline my stories in detail it’s insane 💀 the only one I’ve done a full outline on was OYD, and most of it was a voice recording of me incoherently throwing ideas out; after that I took the key points and wrote them down (then I added important details i needed to remember as I wrote)

I always wing my stories which is why I always have to go back and add stuff in LMAO it’s not the best method but it works most of the time…! Then when I’m about to stop a writing session I leave a vague checklist of stuff I wanna write (like scenes and stuff) and hope I touch it again </3

Making ur account an idea bank is such a mood I have so many good stories that are just gathering dust bc my inspiration is dried out 😭 I also hope you’re able to find motivation and inspiration for your stories, it’s such a frustrating feeling to have writers block and I’d love to see your stories !

[overleftdown]

in defense of marc spector.

point (a); the attitude

THIS IS NOT A VALID ARGUMENT AGAINST MARC. he’s got the emotional capacity of an overripe coconut, i’ll give you that, but he is not hostile without reason or explanation. throughout episode one, most of marc’s “hostility” towards steven was purely pragmatic. in later episodes, marc’s main motivations fluctuate between emotion and practicality.

generally, he’s deduced that it’s important to keep steven at an arms length, this decision fueled by past traumatic experiences. he doesn’t want steven to be in contact with him, not just because of convenience, but because he believes that steven is the better parts of marc. to incorporate marc into stevens life would be, from marcs perspective, to introduce a more volatile and injured part of the system. this isnt just a system thing, he does it with layla, too. marc eventually pushed layla completely out of his life, but kept her at a certain length throughout their relationship. i think that marc’s secrecy has always been motivated by his instinct to separate himself into something more functional and something wounded. hence the formation of DID.

all of the above, in addition to; people who hate themselves as much as marc often lash out and push people away. a childhood of abuse and a lifetime of rejection has bred a man with the fattest inferiority complex. and major trust issues. add that to the list.

ANYWAYS, he despises emotional vulnerability, avoids conversations that might send him over the edge, refuses to rely on or entirely trust other people, feels entitled to protect others from himself, and pretends he is incapable of feeling pain and showing affection.

point (b); the mirror breaking scene

steven was being an annoying asshole.

but i guess i cant leave it with that, so ill just summarize really quickly: marc is juggling the possibility of ammit’s release, the threats against his wife and steven from khonshu, the threats of steven directed at him, the invalidation from steven, the crippling mental illness he avoids coping healthily with, and the sheer loneliness of his life for the last year or so.

stevens claims that he’ll make marcs life a living hell after marc has quite literally been living for the soul purpose of waking up, fighting, and going back to sleep? he’s a walking zombie, convinced that he has to hit one last checkpoint, finish one last mission, because he can finally disappear for good. at least, that seems to be his next course of action, all things considered.

so yea, he lost his shit when steven was yelling at him. its also important to note the efforts he made to comfort steven, talk him through the situation, and explain himself. all of which were ignored. idk, it just pisses me off that steven is allowed to feel emotions but marc somehow isnt?? mmmm.

point (c); layla

fork. i kinda already went over this, but i have way less excuses for the way marc treats layla, because shes never been anything but patient and kind. she hasn’t yelled at marc, or insulted marc the way steven has. you could say that marc hasnt been outright offensive or mean or demeaning to her, but he’s avoidant in a very toxic way.

e.i, the car conversation. “i wonder if i even know you at all!” “you don’t”. theres no rational excuse for this, the only explanation is marcs own internal compass, pointing him in the direction opposite of every other human being that might be healthy for him. he doesnt want layla near him anymore, he’s come to some kind of conclusion that he can’t have her. he’s never going to be the person she needs, because he’s never going to be an honest and vulnerable person.

if anything, i thinks its safe to assume that he honestly believes steven is a much better match, since he’s the better man. “but oh, marc was mad at steven for kissing layla!” yea duh, cuz marc still loves her. but can you really say marc thinks he deserves her? i’d even say that he doesn’t. marc doesnt rly think he deserves much at all. “i should’ve died. i should be dead.”

conclusion

maybe some of this is a stretch, maybe i’m psychoanalyzing too much, but people seem to be forgetting that marc is mentally ill. he is traumatized in a way you can’t fully heal from, you can only find the best way to live happily and healthily. even then, it’s hard, and it’ll always be hard.

i dont want to be that person that compares ppls mental health, but stevens formation quite literally leaves him without any of marcs trauma (from what we’ve seen, idk). steven is experiencing new things, stressful things, terrifying things; but he is experiencing them without the full weight of marc’s past experience. idk, i think its rly important to recognize that. steven is nicer than marc bcuz marc has learned to be hostile. steven is more open and honest with layla because marc has learned to hide. steven shows his fear and sadness because he was never forced to pretend.

anyways, yea. i kinda just adore marc.