#applies to both

[follivora]

i would love to be a male musician for a few days because i feel like i need to experience that to understand why do they become increasingly more gay after every performance

[vrepit-salt]

You develop spidey senses at the station, not from being bitten by a radioactive spider

[factual-flittermouse]

Being queer is seeing a post saying “Movie night! We’re watching Legally Blonde because we are secure in our masculinity” and realizing that you actually have fragile masculinity (likely tied to being queer and the stigmas that accompany that) and that your fragile masculinity is why you feel embarrassed to like a musical that’s so aggressively pink… or not, idk

[rivilu]

*frothing at the mouth* I love elves a perfectly reasonable amount

[nicholas-wolfwood]

"Um.... What?" He looks down at himself, confused. "HOW!?"

[aidenwaites]

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

[kyliafanfiction]

Your issue with this mechanical aspect of the rules is valid.

However, that is not an inherent problem with the aspect - the problem is that the aspect does not work for you.

What does not work for you works fine for others.

Do not conflate "does not work for me" with "does not work at all"

[willgrahamscock]

doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing

[productofmtwundagore]

🫢

[hotdoghottakes]

Introverts when they have to answer a phone.

[adeptune01]

All of the knights: Can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things.

Arthur: No I set him loose on purpose.

[prophetictattoo]

[cyanbeetle]

Trinity thesis

[kittykatninja321]

Reading a Robin!Jason fic like:

[nicholas-wolfwood]

Oh he does NOT like that...

[hellomayu]

ruin me all you want, i don't mind if it's you.