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#ash williams x male reader
nineinchclaws · 1 year
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🦇⠀ash williams & nsfw headcanons
fandom⠀evil dead
characters⠀ash williams (army of darkness)
warning(s)⠀sexually explicit content
tags⠀dom!ash, sub!reader, established relationship, gender neutral reader, female reader, male reader
note(s)⠀this ended up being.. so much longer than i anticipated. i did plan to include sub!ash hc's as well but because this is so long i think i'll make a separate post for that. same goes for giving and receiving oral, there will be separate posts for those, too!
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*⠀it's no surprise that ash is possibly one of the horniest people on earth.
*⠀it really doesn't take a lot to get him in the mood; just a kiss on his jaw or a look at him through your eyelashes and he's already semi-hard.
*⠀he will do anything, anywhere: against a wall or door frame; over the counter, desk, or table; in the bathtub; on the couch, the floor, and, of course, the bed.
*⠀calls you every pet name under the sun: honey, baby, babe, sweetie, sweetheart, buttercup, doll/babydoll, sugar - he never runs out of things to call you.
*⠀teases you to no end. he'll touch around your genitals but never directly on them. and if he does, it's light touches or kisses that never last more than a few seconds. he teases to the point where he has you begging, and he doesn't even stop there. he'll give you what you want, but there'll be multiple points where he'll slow his movements or stop entirely, all with a smug grin. he just loves to make you squirm.
*⠀he wants to hear you loud and clear when you beg. he won't give you what you want if he isn't completely satisfied with your begging:
*⠀"use your words, doll. i know you can do it." "what was that? speak up, y/n, i can't hear you." "louder for me, baby."
*⠀he loves boobs. enough said.
*⠀but really, the first time you two have sex together and he takes your shirt off, he stares for a good 10 seconds, practically drooling over the sight before him until you have to pull him out of his trance. and even then, it takes him a little longer to fully snap back to reality and he still can't help but sneak glances of your chest.
*⠀that being said, he has trouble prying his hands and mouth from them. he'll have one hand kneading and massaging one breast while his mouth is on the other, biting and sucking and licking and doing whatever he can to your chest.
*⠀loves nipple piercings, too. if you have them, and they've made you more sensitive, he'll give your chest extra attention.
*⠀he's also a big fan of thighs. any size and shape, he'll be squeezing and massaging, kissing and biting them. if you wear thigh highs or stockings around him, he will not be able to keep his eyes or his hands off of them.
*⠀he's secretly a little insecure about his metal hand, and he won't let onto it until further on in your relationship, either until you catch on or he bashfully admits it himself, attempting to keep it vague. he continues to use it most of the time, and other times, he'll take it off and set it aside. he grows a little more confident about it if you give him some reassurance.
*⠀equally into praise as he is into degradation. and of course, he mixes the two:
*⠀"what a pretty slut you are." "such a good whore, just for me." "you look so beautiful when you take my cock, baby."
*⠀"good girl/boy." "atta girl/boy."
*⠀definitely has a praise kink himself - he literally called himself "the king" at the end of army of darkness, and it's obvious his ego is a bit inflated.
*⠀he'll say things like, "tell me how good i'm making you feel." and "that's right, let me hear those pretty sounds you're making for me, baby." both because he wants some praise himself and because he just loves hearing the noises you make.
*⠀tell him he's doing a good job and it could make him cum on the spot.
*⠀takes pride in knowing how good you feel and that it's him making you feel good:
*⠀"no one else could fuck you like this, could they, honey? no one else can make you feel this good."
*⠀this also includes him marking you and taking pride in all the little bites, hickeys, and marks he leaves on your body. and he'll leave them everywhere.
*⠀loves to fluster you and leave you with your whole face burning and being unable to look him in the eyes.
*⠀incredibly into dirty talk. he will talk a lot, always commenting on how he feels or how hot you are, asking if you like what he's doing and praising you for how well you're doing, as well as degrading you for how much you're enjoying it.
*⠀this man is STRONG. expect him to use that to his advantage.
*⠀he's able to hold/pin you to any surface and pick you up with ease.
*⠀especially likes to hold your wrists with one hand while he rubs/strokes your clit/cock with the other, all while he thrusts into you. either holding your wrists above your head, in front of you, or behind your back. he loves how vulnerable it makes you.
*⠀he loves getting to cum inside you, holding you close as if you might vanish in his arms as he finishes, then watching it drip out of you when he pulls out.
*⠀he equally loves cumming on your body. his favourite parts of your body to finish on are, to no surprise, your chest and thighs, as well as your stomach. the sight of it is enough to get him hard again.
*⠀usually goes for 2 rounds at least, but if he's had a particularly hard day either dealing with deadites - or worse: rude s-mart customers -, he'll be too exhausted to go for more than one round and will collapse in bed to rest for a minute or two before doing aftercare.
*⠀isn't the biggest fan of sex toys. however, he wouldn't turn down the opportunity to watch you masturbate with one as foreplay. though, he wouldn't be able to help himself for very long and would take over within minutes, and, depending on how he feels, might continue to use the toy on you.
*⠀especially not fond of dildos, because when you have him, why would you ever need one of those?
*⠀he's not against them and of course, he lets you do what you want, he just doesn't fully get it.
*⠀he's quite partial to vibrators though, because that's one thing he can't do. he likes to hold them on your clit/dick while he's fucking into you himself.
*⠀he likes to have the vibrator on the first or second lowest setting while he's slowly gliding the tip of it around your body, circling your chest, tracing your ribs, drawing patterns and shapes on your stomach, edging along your bikini line and dragging it along your thighs, slowly inching inwards before he gives you what he knows you're desperate for.
*⠀kisses and traces his fingers along your stretch marks, scars, and freckles, muttering about how beautiful and sexy you are and how he just can't wait to feel you around his cock.
*⠀his favourite positions are missionary, doggystyle, and pronebone.
*⠀during missionary, his eyes will be flickering between your chest and your face, watching as your breasts bounce and gauging your reaction to every stroke of his cock.
*⠀in doggy, he'll have his hands in two of four places: stroking along your back, gripping your hip, squeezing your ass, or holding a fistful of your hair.
*⠀and in pronebone, he'll keep his front against your back while he kisses, licks, and bites your ear and shoulder, whispering dirty things in your ear as he makes love to you.
*⠀loves to hold onto your waist and hips while he thrusts into you. can either have a very gentle or a very tight grip.
*⠀loves to smack your ass. all the time. he is relentless with it.
*⠀shows you off every chance he gets and teases you everywhere. if you work at s-mart with him, he'll pinch your ass as he walks past and try to steal kisses if the place isn't too busy. during breaks, he'll talk with your coworkers with his hand on your waist or hip, giving you firm squeezes now and again.
*⠀ash loves going down on you. he's more experienced with eating pussy than he is with sucking dick, but he won't back down from either.
*⠀a big fan of fingering. his fingers are long AND strong so expect to cum on them a good few times.
*⠀when he's done fingering you he might get you to suck his fingers...... maybe..
*⠀this is also good for when he gives handjobs. he is good at it and he'll never pass up the opportunity to watch you squirm while he's stroking your cock.
*⠀tells you to look at him while he's pleasuring you. he really likes to tease you by having you look at him, otherwise he'll stop if you take your eyes off of him.
*⠀obviously he's a little bit of a dork at times and sex isn't always completely serious, so he'll crack a few jokes and make a playful comment once or twice.
*⠀he is into light bondage and owns a pair of body-safe handcuffs. he loves getting to see you so helpless and at his mercy.
*⠀he jumps at the chance to join you in the bath or shower, and it doesn't take very long for you two to forget about getting clean in there.
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 years
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Ok so imagine Reader being Ash Williams's son and having all the horror girls in love with him
Y/N: and so I cleaved that Deadite in half with a hatchet and shot it’s mouth clear off with my boomstick
Tara (Scream): so hot!
Gemma (M3GAN): how are you not taken?
Allison (Halloween): yeah my last boyfriend turned out to be a killer. I’m looking for a nice hero type
Tara: hey I saw him first!
Sam: we agreed to share him, sis!
Naru (Prey): I will hunt you all for him!
Y/N: ladies there’s plenty of the king to go around.
Ash: where’d my son get all this swagger from…oh right. Me.
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ghostwoe · 10 months
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in your arms tonight
ash williams x reader
notes — this was previously posted upon my blog before i restarted it, so here’s a repost as it has been asked for!
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THE CABIN — stood tall in the woods surrounded by the mixture of dead trees and lively ones, as the sun fell down from the sky into a near maroon shade as night was slowly creeping upon the area. it looked as hell consuming as it did the very last time that ash williams had come to greet his old terror filled friend.
there was wind everywhere else inside of the woods except for the surrounding area near the wooden architecture and it made a chill run up the brunet’s back as his deep brown irises peered at the rickety old front door with a heavy familiar feeling upon his chest. said feeling made his heart slow and his body ache while his brain was reeling in the knowledge of what must come next.
no, he did not want to do this and if he had it his way, it would be him instead. not the one who he finally could find his true happiness in and someone he could truly give his full self to, only for the main reasons why he never revealed himself to others, prior to this someone, to come back full force and take away his favorite person.
the front steps creaked and groaned underneath his boots as he walked upon them as he pushed the rickety door open with the top of the shotgun in his hand. the air felt thick with loss as brown irises peered around the cabin and noticed dried blood of his previous loved ones that was dried upon the wood. out of the corner of his eye just as the sun fell down further into dusk and almost dark, he found a fresh line of blood leading towards the ancient kitchen and he felt his heart stop for a moment.
it appeared like the individual where the blood came from had been dragged and ash could feel his heartbeat getting faster and faster as he slowly crept towards the kitchen. flashes echoed through his mind as he took each step and his brown irises watched the blood trail getting thicker and denser. ash silently gulped as the sky continued to fall into darkness before he heard a familiar voice call out to him.
“ash. . .” a weak voice called out from the area of which he was going and he paused his steps for a singular moment. Hesitation filled his mind before he shook it away and sighed deeply to himself as he knew how to play the game that was about to be laid out. a seemingly never ending chess game that always interloped with the next round, one merry-go-round that never allowed you to get off and left ash williams permanently haunted. It would never let him give peace a true chance, always at the ready to tear him apart.
“sweetheart.” ash managed in a steady tone with a hint of sweetness etched in as his irises fell upon the beaten and bloodied body of his beloved. “hi baby. . .” the voice weakly called out a proper greeting towards him as blood trailed from their mouth as their eyes were filled with such sorrow and it made ash nearly crumble onto his knees from seeing the sight of them barely holding on, solely based upon the harrowing sound coming from their chest as it hardly moved.
“i’m so sorry, i never wanted this to happen. i never wanted it to be you. i always thought this is it, you know? my final one who could bring me all the peace and happiness that cheryl once told me that i deserved. but now these fuck-uglies took you away from me and i could never apologize enough to you.” the words came out like water running down the cliff and he couldn’t stop the tears from welling up in his brown irises, even after he had so many losses and experiences with the damned creatures.
a loud screech erupted from the body belonging to his beloved upon the ground as the body soon raised up with clunky motions before the loud echo of a shotgun being cocked had filled the air.
“til we meet again, sweetheart.” the male called out in a soft adoring tone before he aimed and took his shot as the body of his beloved jumped at him. the body fell limp with a loud thump across the wooden ground while the blown apart head rolled away from his beloved and ash felt his heart truly stop as he peered down at his partially dismembered partner, as he reached over to his right arm and started up his chainsaw.
just when he had finally thought he had escaped the hands of evil, the deadites came back as they always did and always will.
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starryvoice · 2 months
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I don't know if I should start posting about my favorite fictional people (Yes Both Male and Female) throughout the years, but I think I will now so you guys know what I really like about them
Miles 'Tails' Prower
Shadow The Hedgehog
Amy Rose (She was my kin for so long as a kid for sure I became her when I had my first crush)
Elsa (Who didn't kin for Elsa as a kid?)
Jack Frost (I was that kid that likes his looks before man)
Sans (As Much I was a big shipper of Frisk x Sans, of course I did read a few x reader about him)
Purple Guy Vincent (Not Purple Guy William XD) (Again if I was that Sans fan, I was that Vincent fan)
Golden Freddy (Weird Right?! I really love his fanfiction version so much XD)
Clear (DMMD) (This was the start of a trend of Innocent, but it is a two sides of the coin boys that I love)
Ren (DMMD) (Same Reasons as Clear)
Aoba (Oh boi I kin this man so hard as a kid man)
Rias Gremory (Bruh not as Kin, but really as a crush)
Asia Argento (Kin and Crush)
Koneko Toujou (Crush)
Gasper (The First Time I started to really like femboys)
Ciel Phantomhive (Yes Ciel, not Sebastian since I used to ship them so hard, but never got interested at Sebastian at all)
Hiroyuki Akiyama (NTY) (What can I say I love his moans voice so much)
Ryu Kurosawa (NTY) (Same reason as Hiroyuki)
Konoe (Lamento) (Heavy kinnie for this man)
Asato (Lamento) (Same reasons as Clear and Ren)
Towa (Slow Damage) (Bruh as a young adult, I kin this man hard when I played the game)
Fujieda (Slow Damage) (Well he does have the two side of the coin thing that I liked XD)
Butters (South Park) (I love the fandom version of him XD)
Kenny (South Park) (Same reason as Butters)
Tweek (South Park) (Same reason as Butters)
Craig (South Park) (Same reason as Butters)
Connor (DBH) (Bruh who would love this man)
America and England (Hetalia) (Okay I was that weird fan and shipper of both, but I love the fanfictions for the ship so hard that love them both as characters)
Deku (Come on who didn't see this coming? Two sides of the coin thing)
Miles Edgeworth (If I was a big fan of England for sure I would love this man as well)
Iruma-kun (Welcome to Demon School Iruma) (I think if I like Deku why not Iruma right?)
Goh (Heavy Kin and shipper of him and Ash)
Frick I don't want to say some of my Genshin Favs, but I really love Diluc and Tighnari so much when I was in fandom before (I was mainly a Diluc main until the end of my Genshin Days)
Catarina Claes/Bakarina (HameFura) (Bruh heavy kin and I really love her character so much man)
Cove Holden (At this point you seen this list and known that I have a type by now, Two sides of the coin thing)
Finn and Charlie (YuuriVoice) (Two Side of the Coins + they are so cute man + my newest bb bois)
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Sweet Seduction Filler Chapters so far — 37/40 total chapters claimed:
Dom!Beast x Plus Size!Fem!Reader
Hannah x NB!AFAB!Reader
Dagger x Wife!Reader
Undertaker x Grelle’s Brother!Reader
Vincent x Trans Masc!Reader (Breeding/Size Kink)
Claude x Trans Male!Reader
Retired!Joker x Dom!Trans Male!Reader
Grelle x Plus Size!Fem!Reader x Madam Red
William x Demoness!Reader
Switch!Agni x Switch!Fem!Reader x Switch!Soma
Dagger x Fem!Reader x Joker
Madam Red x Shy!Virgin!Fem!Reader
Sub!Agni x Dom!GN!AFAB!Reader
Drossel x Fem!Reader
Sub!Soma x Dom!AMAB!Reader
Dom!Ran Mao x Sub!Fem!Reader
Ronald x Sub!Fem!Reaper!Reader
Finny x Sebastian x Fem!Reader
Ciel x Fem!Reader x Ronald
Soma x Fem!Reader
Ash x Fem!Reader
Baldroy x Male!Reader
Lau x Fem!Reader
Soma x NB!Reader
Agni x Maid!Reader x Soma
Pluto x Fem!Reader
Agni x Male!Reader
Triplets x Fem!Reader
Angela x Noblewoman!Reader
Joker x Fem!Reader
Grelle x Dom!Fem!Reader
William x Jealous!Male!Reader
Ash x Stubborn!Fem!Reader
Agni x Princess!Reader x Sebastian
Undertaker x Wife!Reader
Sub!William x Dom!GN!Reader
Jumbo x Fem!Reader
This list will be updated with every request — so feel free to send them in and check back to see if your idea has been accepted ^^
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nofoundboy · 2 years
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May I perhaps ask for something with Coach Boomer or Ash (AVED) with a younger trans male reader? It can really be anything you want other than that, fluff, smut, anything. I just want me some dilf/gilf bruce tbh
Love this request 😭😭 I hope you like it
Help
Tw:Kind of angsty, nsfw (mentions of sex and cockwarming). Ash has PTSD
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Chest to chest, you felt Ash's breathing rise and fall, trying to calm down and cling to a steady, gentle rhythm that would succeed in calming him.
His hand clung tightly to your hip and his stump rested on your back. He needed to know that you were there, that you were real and that nothing had happened to you.
The sweat on your bodies had begun to fade, replaced by the cold that crept in through the slightly open windows. You wouldn't make the attempt to get up to close them, for with the slightest shake of your head, Ash had further solidified his grip. He needed you.
Until 10 minutes ago, you had both been lost in the ecstasy of your bodies colliding, of wet kisses and raucous moans. It was then that the most horrible memory of his past, specifically, of Linda and what he had to do to save himself, seized him, causing him to come to an immediate halt.
At that moment, his countenance had a deathly appearance. Had it not been for his hands clenching you desperately tight, you would have thought he had lost consciousness.
Now, the only source of warmth you had was your bodies pressed together. He had not left your interior, for the absolute closeness to you was the only thing that prevented him from collapsing completely.
Your body, safe and warm, kept him in this world and in this time, a participant in the details of the now that his past sought so desperately to take from him.
"I'm sorry" you heard him murmur against your skin, his face hidden in your neck.
"Don't apologize. It's weird" you whispered against his hair, pressing a soft kiss to the crown of his head.
Embarrassment for his actions was not a quality Ash possessed, or at least, that he forced himself not to possess, so he understood perfectly why you saw such an action as unusual. You had become so accustomed to not hearing him apologize that this seemed simply anticlimactic.
It didn't matter, he insisted. Only you were able to put up with his bullshit and keep him from going back to his old pathetic routine of running away from those who seriously loved him and going back to one-night stands and his cold bed after sunrise.
"I'm with you, Ash, okay?" you whispered, stroking the back of his neck gently.
A subtle 'mmm' escaped his lips, muffled by the way he pressed his face against your chest.
"You've worn the binder too long" he whispered after a while, noting how reddened your skin was in that area. The heat of the moment consumed you both, too fast and too scorching for you to stop and observe those details, but in the calmness granted by the release of orgasm, you both noticed the irregularities and newness of your bodies. Always.
"I forgot. It won't happen again," your hands fastened on Ash's back muscles, which seemed to relax just a smidgen more at the subtlety of your touch.
"You should be with someone younger. And with someone who isn't a fucking mess" no sooner had he finished saying this than you straightened up a little, with your palms on his chest and looking at him, confused.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life" and you hated it when he said things like that. It just happened, the times when memories flooded him to the point of suppressing his self-esteem and confidence. "I couldn't even imagine myself with anyone but you" you didn't expect that would put the matter to rest, but you did expect it to silence him at least for this one occasion.
Ash hated feeling vulnerable, but he loved and trusted you enough to accept that he was in a bad place, so he didn't push aside his feelings or regain a façade of security, he just stood there, hugging you tightly, not daring to lift his face and look at you. He just wanted to feel that you were completely real, that nothing bad had happened to you, and that he was miles away from that damn cabin.
Several minutes passed, minutes that for Ash might as well have been hours. He pulled away from you slightly, depositing a kiss on your neck.
"Ah…you're better" you sighed, feeling his erection inside you.
He had thought about replying 'thank you to you', for I was indeed grateful for your very existence, but he didn't want to ruin the moment. He wasn't ready to 'be a decent fellow' yet, so he just smiled slyly and, seeking your approval with his gaze, resumed his movements until you both left all concern behind.
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denim-devil · 2 years
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Okay but like Ash williams…evil dead *chefs kiss
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mlmdarkfiction · 5 years
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can we grab ash williams tiddy this time
Less grab tiddy more…hit tiddy but
Ash and BF? stupid. Also this is young Ash because I don’t want older Ash to throw out his back. 
Read On Ao3
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“Are you flexing?” You squint up at Ash, currently carrying your drunk ass out of the bar so that you didn’t stumble and break anything else that the two of you would then have to pay for.
“Flexing?” Ash sounds a little out of breath. “Why would I be flexing? I don’t need to flex, I’m already carrying you, isn’t that enough of a flex?”
If you had even a sliver of doubt that perhaps Ash wasn’t flexing, it was shattered as he spoke.
“Uh-huh.”Ash pouts a little, even as you cuddle your face into his chest.
“You’re flexing.”
“Am not.”“…”You move back, and slam your hand into his chest directly.
Multiple things happen at once; Ash lets out a huge sigh of held in breath, he accidentally drops you, and you hit the ground.
“Oh fuck. Babe are you okay?”
Despite the soft groan of pain that passes your lips, you still grin up at Ash.“You were flexing.”
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nineinchclaws · 1 year
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🦇⠀ash williams & nsfw oral headcanons
fandom⠀evil dead
characters⠀ash williams (army of darkness)
warning(s)⠀sexually explicit content
tags⠀dom!ash, sub!reader, established relationship, gender neutral reader, female reader, male reader.
note(s)⠀since the last post was longer than expected, most of this is taken from that post! i was going to make a separate post for him receiving oral and this one would just be for giving, but if figured that one would be too short so this is combined! also these hc's heavily lean towards afab bodies because i'm going off of my own anatomy and preferences, but i did try to include amab, too. sorry about that :[
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*⠀gives oral like he's on a fucking mission.
*⠀like i said in the last post, he's always very teasing with what he does, just barely touching you and ghosting his fingers or his lips over your skin until you're begging.
*⠀he loves feeling your fingers in his hair. if you push or hold his head, or even pull at his hair, he'll get harder than he already was.
*⠀if you're standing while he's going down on you, he'll pin your hips against a wall while he does it.
*⠀he likes to make direct eye contact when he goes down on you. he'll look up at you through his eyelashes while he's sucking or eating you out, and he'll wink at you, too.
*⠀loves eating pussy and is very good at it. he knows multiple techniques and will use all of them on you, finding what works best for you while he quietly groans into your pussy.
*⠀he's also pretty good at sucking dick, too. he isn't as experienced with it as he is with eating pussy, but he'll go off of what he knows he likes and see if it works for you.
*⠀holds your legs open with a firm grip on your thighs. will either press his hands to your inner thighs, hold the underside of your thighs, or wrap his arms around them to keep your legs open.
*⠀when he says sit on his face, he means sit. again, he'll hook his arms around your thighs and hold you down onto his face.
*⠀he'll have you sit on his face for as long as possible. he doesn't care how hard he is or how many times you've come already - he'll keep going until you tell him to stop.
*⠀clench your thighs around his head, and he'll chuckle and drawl out, "careful, baby, you might crush my head. what a way to go, though..."
*⠀he teases you by slowly licking up your shaft or around your labia, kissing and dragging his tongue in circles around your tip/clit, sighing and breathing onto your sensitive skin while he mutters praises about how good you taste and that he can't get enough of you.
*⠀really likes to combine fingering and oral. he'll carefully and slowly press a finger inside you while he's licking at your clit or sucking on your cock, gradually picking up the pace and adding another finger or two.
*⠀he makes sure to swallow every drop of your cum. again, he makes direct eye contact with you while he licks it off of his lips, or sucks it off of his - or your - fingers when it gets on his chin.
*⠀as for receiving oral, he'd almost never say no to it. the only times he'll decline are when he's too tired, or the obvious one: he just isn't in the mood (a rare occurrence).
*⠀can never take his eyes off you when you go down on him. he'll stare down at you with fluttering eyelashes while his fingers are twisted in your hair, tucking your hair behind your ear, or just generally brushing it out of your face.
*⠀he'll thrust his hips, slowly at first but gradually picking up the pace. he's always careful not to go too fast, though, and he never wants to hurt you.
*⠀he isn't usually loud, but he never tries to suppress the noises he makes: he doesn't care who can hear him. the only time he does try to be quiet is when he really wants to listen to every sound that comes from you.
*⠀loves to watch you swallow his cum. when he has to wipe some of it up, he'll hold his fingers in front of your mouth, commanding you in a deep voice with just a few words,
*⠀"open." you do, your lips parting and the tip of your tongue just slightly poking out. he slowly pushes his finger into your mouth, and says, "now suck." again, you do, and he watches with darkened eyes.
*⠀"good," he cooes. "now swallow."
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slashthedice · 5 years
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aa H hiYa can,, i request a comedian male s/o with Ash?? Maybe just some HCs about how Ash feels about your random ass comedy ??
Help I love this idea
“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us” I’m mostly kidding, but Ash thinks he’s one of the funniest people to ever grace the Earth and you challenge his self-proclaimed status as king of the funnymen so like he’s totally going to try and outdo you with the jokes and humor.
Honestly, any time you say something funny, in the back of his mind Ash is like “Quick, jot that down so you can use it later”.
No one can convince me that Ash isn’t the type to practice possible one-liners to use, and he always comes up with them at the worst possible times. Since he acknowledges that you are almost as hilarious and quick-witted as he fancies himself, he’s going to want to run them by you to get your approval. You’re in the shower? “Hey, babe, I got this idea for-- stop screaming, it’s just me.” It’s the middle of the night and you have to get up early? “Are you awake? Great. What if I cut off a deadite’s head and say--” You might want to invest in earplugs.
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grimoireofhayley · 2 years
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HAIL TO THE KING, BABY
Chapter One:
Pairing: Ash Williams x Fem!Maxwell!Reader
Pronouns: She/Her
Takes Place: Ash vs. Evil Dead
Rating: M for Mature Audiences, 18+ ONLY
Warnings (Whole Story): Huge Age Gap, Sexual Content/SMUT, Graphic Descriptions of Gore, Violence, Swearing, typical Evil Dead stuff and Slurs (It’s Ash, C’mon).
Summary: You are Kelly’s fraternal twin sister. Your looks may be similar, but your personalities couldn’t be any more different. You were calm and collected, the one who makes rational decisions; the twin who graduated from Harvard. Kelly, on the other hand, was short-tempered, a highschool dropout, the other twin who makes decisions based on idiocy. Though, one evening, you decided to make the long drive to Michigan to give her a visit, but ended up shit’s creek instead.
A/n if you have any better names for the Fanfiction, let me know, lol.
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Stepping out of your vehicle, you sighed, pulling your arms above your head and stretched, a satisfying crack sounding throughout your eardrums.
“Mmph.” You moaned, feeling your muscles relax, contorting back into their position from being bunched up during the thirteen hour drive.
You shut your door with a bump of the hip, clicking your car keys in the process, locking it.
Smiling, you jogged towards the entrance, excitement glinting in your eyes and the automatic glass slid at the motion of your presence.
Glancing around the store, you spotted a middle-aged man; his hair was charcoal-like and slicked back, his sideburns were trimmed and white, easily contrasting with his coiffure. He was broad-shouldered and surprisingly buff for his age.
Squinting your eyes, you managed to make out his nametag, “Ashley?” You mumbled, reading it quietly.
“Now take these lightbulbs to the back and don’t break ‘em.” You heard a shorter-older man speak, annoyance dripping from his words.
“Okay, Mr. Roper. Right away, Sir.” Ashley spoke, bringing his hand up to his forehead, saluting Mr. Roper.
He tsk-ed at the reply, but walked away.
You grinned, taking long strides towards the male ahead of you, but stopped, seeing as he was picking up the lightbulbs. “Oh, boy.” You winced, seeing that the top of the box was opened.
As if on cue, Ashley swung it over his shoulder, not realizing that it wasn’t sealed and the bulbs fell, clattering against the ground and shattered.
He dropped the box, shock smearing across his chiseled features. He looked around frantically, shh-ing no one in particular; a reflex on his part.
You stifled a laugh, seeing Ashely waltz across the broken mess, grabbing the broom and pushing millions of shards under the stockholder.
Quirking a brow, you looked around for a garbage bin.
“Bingo.” You silently cheered, seeing a bin close by.
You gripped the handle, wheeling it towards the negligent worker.
“Here you go.” You smiled, interrupting his hasty cleaning.
“Oh, thanks!” Ashley grinned, resting his non-wooded hand on the broom. “You are?” He asked, eyeing you up and down, a small smirk toying at his lips.
“(Y/n).” You mumbled.
“I got this…” A tanned man suddenly spoke, catching you off guard, gently moving the garbage bin away.
You smiled, nodding at him, then looked back at Ashley.
“Pablo!” Ashley bellowed.
You folded your arms together, unintentionally giving your bust a lift.
Ashley noticed, his thick brows arching, a pleased smile tugging upwards.
“Good news.” Pablo spoke, his moustache wiggling with each movement of his lip. “I got some turkey burgers, you know, we can grill and watch a little Monday Night Raw tonight?”
“Ah, tonight’s bad.” Ashley stated, “I mean I just came in to get my breast— I mean check..” He shook his head, snatching his eyes away from your plumped boobs. “‘Cause, uh, I may need to skip town.” He blurted, not sure if he should have said anything, avoiding both yours and Pablo’s gaze.
You tapped your foot, “Um, I don’t mean to interrupt your conversation, but uh, I’m looking for Kelly Maxwell?”
“Kelly Maxwell? My neighbour Kelly Maxwell?” Pablo asked, staring at you.
“Yeah, she’s my twin.”
“Kelly has a twin!?” Pablo shouted in disbelief.
You slowly nodded, rubbing your forearms.
“No offence, but you don’t look like twins.” He mumbled, rubbing the back of his head.
“None taken, we’re actually fraternal. Nothin’ similar about us, well, maybe the nose and mouth, but that’s it.” You began, “And the fact we shared a womb at one point.”
You giggled, a blush tinting your cheeks.
Ashley looked down at you, his heart skipping a few beats as the sweet sound of your laugh erupted from your esophagus, reiterating around the walls of his ears, making a permanent home in his mind.
In that moment he forgot that there was evil out there, that there were deadites hunting him and that the necronomicon wasn’t in the back of his car, waiting to be snatched up.
He gulped, feeling the palpitations becoming stronger as your laugh grew louder, especially at the cheesy jokes that Pablo was spitting out.
His breath hitched as he heard his name fall from your plush pink lips, “I’m sorry, what?” He flushed.
“Can you take me to Kelly, Ashley?” You asked, fluttering your lashes, your (e/c) eyes growing bigger.
“Eh-hm, yeah, she’s working the register right now.” He coughed, clearing his throat, placing his carved-hand at the slope of your back, gently leading you towards your elder-twin.
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hearts4mitsuba · 2 years
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Fandoms and characters I write for :D
Sally Face
•Sal
•Larry
•Travis
•Todd
Blooming Panic
•xyx
•Toast
•Nightowl
•quest
John Doe
•John Doe
Wednesday
•Wednesday
•Xavier
•Enid
•Bianca
•Tyler
•Ajax
COD
•Ghost
•Soap
•Alejandro
•König
•Graves(maybe)
Error143
•Micah Yujin
The Goldfinch
•Theo
•Boris
Toilet Bound Hanako Kun
•Hanako
•Yashiro
•Kou
•Teru
•Mitsuba
•Sakura
•Natsuhiko
FNaF
•Michael
•William
•Glam Freddy
•Roxy
•Glam Chica
•Monty
The Owl House
•Hunter
•Luz
•Amity(p)
Stardew Valley
•Sebastian
•Shane
•Elliott
•Alex
•Sam
Genshin Impact
•any Adult/Teen(raiden+yae only /p)
Helluva Boss
• Stolas
•Blitzo
•Moxxie
•Millie
Metal Family
•Dee
•Heavy
•Glam(maybe)
•Lif
•Vicky(maybe)
DHMIS
•Red guy
•Duck
•yellow guy (p)
Haikyuu
•Hinata
•Kageyama
•Tsukishima
•Yameguchi
•Yachi(p)
•Nishinoya
•Tanaka
•Sugawara
•Daichi
•Kyoko
•Kenma
•Kuroo
•probably will do other characters that I don’t remember as well
Saiki K
•Saiki
•Kaidou
•Nendou (p)
•Kuboyasu
•Yumehara
•Hairo
Vocaloid
•Miku
•Rin
•Len
•Kaito
•Meiko
Don’t fall for flint
•Flint
•Marco
•Ezra
•Nellie
•Vikky
•Ash
Things that I will and won’t write for ^^!
Will do:
• male reader
•character x reader x character
•character x character
•aus
•hcs
•smut
Won’t Do:
•anything proshipping related
•fem reader
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zuc6 · 2 years
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HEY! 😎 im a new fic writer, well like- not new but this is my first time writing like a introduction kinda thing so: (not proofread ☠️)
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UPDATE AT THE BOTTOM FOR THOSE WHO'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS POST!! 😁😁😁
Hi, im vee. Just vee. Not short for any name or anything, my pronouns are she/they (afab🤙). i like to write oddly specific fan fiction that i dont necessarily see a lot 🦾
Im 17, 6'2 (the hoes gon loooove this), and here are some things im open to writing for
(ALSO feel free to leave requests i love other people's ideas)
Stranger Things
i WILL write for stranger things characters but im open to aging some up but if im uncomfortable im just like..not gonna...do it..
DEFINETLY open to writing like Joyce x Fem!Reader, since i havent seen that yet
Especially Milfs. Milfs 4ever.
CHARACTER POV'S, I've noticed in fics theyre usually from the readers perspective so its like only what the reader thinks of whatever character. Now while i like that i think itd be super fun to throw in what the character thinks of reader. like what they think of you, what they like, what the notice, shit like that!
The Last Of Us
WOOP i love the last of us. by the last of us i mean ellie williams and abby anderson
Im open to Ellie smut, Abby smut, Ellie AND Abby smut, whatever you want fr.
obviously not open to writing smut of minors so if you just so happened to let the thought cross your mind, no 😓
Idk how i feel about Joel x Reader shit considering Joel is like grandpappy but ive seen a lot of people open to it so dont lose hope if u were wondering
Euphoria
OK DONT BUG OUT im not like gonna write shit about underage characters like i said before
If you guys want euphoria shit tho im open to like angst or fluff mainly with like rue because obviously drugs rahrahrah
or like imagine being Fez's younger sister (only by like a year) Like fluff bond with Ash, showing him affection when hes not used to it, being close to rue bc drugs rahrahrah and like sister in law relationship with Lexi ykyk?
(i cant think of shit else)
Random shit ill write:
Reader listening to rock and being an epic hottie
Reader playing instrumentssss
I lean more towards Fem or Gn reader but i will do male reader dw
Reader being emo 😎 jk like metal lover reader
I will of course leave room for imagination but also include like Reader outfit photos
Reader having good sense of music, style, being shy, anxiety, panic attacks, angsty feelings, drama and trauma oooo
pet names
bold, punk, jerk or like asshole reader
Lots of aus, and like modern au bc im annoying
i was thinking of doing like a crossover of like Robin x Vickie but Vickies past is Anne with an E since theyre the same actor yk? it would be difficult to figure out since the timelines in each are so different
anything u want
will NOT write:
age play, baby talk, annoyingly cliche submissive shit, get that shit out of here
i wont romanticize domestic violence or make light of abusive relationship dynamics, hell noooo 🙅🏽‍♀️
Emotional whiplash, i want things to make sense
animal play. if you wanna be a bunny demon angel wolf hybrid please screw off 😭
Any kinks im uncomfy w (ex. piss kink 😦) ill let u know what im not okay with writing
tbp smut ☠️☠️
OKAY HI i wrote this and got extremely busy and just fucking like bonked out so here i am returning. i was gonna delste this account and make a new one because i didnt wanna like write this, disappear, and then come back and act like i never left sooo im back woop woop!
I HAVE GREAT NEWS THO! during my time away i found a new interest to latch myself onto and write about... and that isss...
THE BLACK PHONE
WOOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! and rinney is so fucking cool. i love those little gays, man
rinney fluff and angst is needed so bad i love them with my soul, man
gonna say this once again, im not gonna write smut about kids so pLEASE if any minor hunters read all the way down here just for that, take this moment to consider jumping out of the highest window possible 🙏
fix-it au's and modern au's are gonna be my main go to when writing tbp content because i uh... suck...at writing fics that take place in the fucking 70's in denver ☠️
FIX-IT AU, like finney getting another chance is so good im foaming at the mouth. im currently obsessed with @starsthatlinethesky 's fic on that so (PLEASE) go check that shit out its so good!
brance, MAYBE, most likely. i love bruce hes so sweet and vance is cool so i probably will write shit about those little gay men
terrance and finney's mom place swap. i want to write about finney and gwen being able to be happy without terrance and his destruction so hes getting erased at least once or twice 😊
gwen pov fics since i havent seen a lot of that
stranger things x tbp crossovers are so cool. like finney/will where will moves for whatever reason w his dad after season 2 or 3 since itd make the most sense. i love that shit
not writing smut but i probably will age everyone up a bit once or twice 🤘
i dont know if im gonna end up making x reader shit but if i do, reader isnt gonna be a preppy giddy child, theyre gonna be a punk, an asshole, a badass, closed off and overall AWESOME. you're welcome 🤗
other than that its pretty much fine, if u have any other like show ideas i might be open to write for hmu in the requests babeee MWA MWA
-Vee
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mackjlee9 · 2 years
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What I Want To Write [Author's Ideas]
Well, this are basically some ideas I've had for quite a while, but some of them don't really have a plot, still, feel free to tell me which one you'll like for me to write and I'll do it, or if you have an idea for the plot, I'll really appreciate it :]
Kibutsuji Muzan x Top!Male!Reader [Smut] (PUBLISHED)
basically, some smut when he's dressed like a woman.
Fushiguro Megumi x Top!Male!Reader [Smut] (PUBLISHED)
(m/n)'s the actual reason why he complained about itadori's room being next to his
(Arknights) Silver Ash x Male!Reader [Fluff&Lime] (PUBLISHED)
(i just wanna write about this man because i'm obsessed with him, like... deadass obsessed)
Eren Jaeger x Top!Male!Reader [Smut] (PUBLISHED)
Ryoumen Sukuna x Curse!Humanized!Reader [Smut] (PUBLISHED)
(m/n) was a very known curse among the rest, including sorcerers/shamans, the main reason? he was the only that could win against sukuna, making him the strongest curse, but he was against all of the "evil", and he made himself clear when he showed up in front of gojou satoru
Yoigoshi Tasuya x Male!Reader [?] (PUBLISHED)
i just wanted to say that i fell in love with negative filture kageyama, and if you don't know him, there's a pic above :] (he's also voiced by uchida yuuma who voiced ash lynx and uenoyama ritsuka)
Kannonzaka Doppo x Top!Male!Reader [Fluff] (PUBLISHED)
Originally had smut too, but I'll make a part 2 of this one, because Doppo is simply too perfect :3
Kise Ryota x Idol!Male!Reader [Fluff&Lime]
Not a smut like it originally wanted, but there could be a part 2.
Hashibira Inousuke x Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
crossdressing/cosplaying...
Femboy!Bakugou Katsuki x Male!Reader [Fluff]
Sakusa Kyoomi x Male!Reader
Crazy Possessive song fic
Nozel Silva x Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
cosplay/crossdressing
Zora Ideale x Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
power bottom!zora x masochist sub!male!reader
Licht x Human!Male!Reader [?]
maybe a smut before he met tetia and the wizard king
Asta x Male!Reader [Fluff]
maybe some fluff in front of the girls that like asta, and they see how flustered he gets around you (he proclaims to like sister lily, but ever since he met you, his mind hadn't even been noticed his lack of thoughts about her, instead he thought of you two together as he imagined reaching to be the wizard king) you've noticed noelle's and mimosa's behavior with Asta, so you knew about her feelings, and what better way to let her (Noelle) know... that Asta was his not her's
Finral Roulacase x Male!Reader [Fluff]
probably something about his training to stop seducing woman, you decided to help him since he asked you and you gave him some scolding or "advice", when he started to realize that he felt really nervous close to you and he suddenly wanted you to notice him or to compliment you
Nakajima Atsushi x Port!Mafia!Seme!Male!Reader [Smut]
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke x Male!Reader [?]
William Vangeance x BlackBulls!MaleReader [Fluff]
some like, your magic allows you to make come true whatever you want, so when you met William he was intrigued by your magic, and after some time you got close, and then he asked you if you could make him look... normal, like, he doesn't hate his birth mark, but he sometimes wonders how he would look without it, and hesitantly you did 
Gojo Satoru x Femboy!Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
Yuri Plisetsky x BadBoy!FigureSkater!Top!Male!Reader [Fluff&Lime]
Ayato Yuri x Short!Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
Yamada Ichiro x Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
Dazai Osamu x Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
Kambe Daisuke x Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
Beta!Levi Ackerman x Alpha!Male!Reader [Smut]
modern au
Alpha!Kamado Tanjiro x Alpha!Top!Male!Reader [Lime]
modern au
PowerBottom!Akashi Seijuro x Soft!Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
Kagami Taiga x Short!Top!Male!Reader [Fluff]
Midorima Shintaro x Perverted!Male!Reader [Lime]
Kuroko Tetsuya x BadBoy!Male!Reader [Fluff&Lime]
Kato Haru x Male!Reader [Fluff]
just Haru having a day off
Jean Kirstein x Top!Male!Reader [Lime]
just something steamy when (m/n) had enough of jean trying to impress mikasa, so he showed him who he belongs to
Levi Ackerman x Male!Reader x Eren Jeager [Angst&Fluff]
fuyu no hanashi songfic (levi; yuki. eren; uenoyama)
Kim Dokja x Male!Reader x Yoo Joonghuyk [?]
(has anyone read the manhwa 'omniscent reader's viewpoint'? it's so good)
Ainosuke Shindo (Adam) x Top!Male!Reader [Smut]
i wanna make this one as hardcore and explicit as i possibly can, including such things as; bondage, overstimulation, toys usage, degradation, sounding, dumbification, and possibly two rounds with powerbottom adam and then sort of like a revenge or pay-back fuck... how does that sound? (if there's something else that you would like me to add, let me know :p)
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nofoundboy · 3 years
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Birthday
Ash Williams x Male reader
Tw: some curses, it's just really fluff and some things of the canon had been changed
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It wasn't every day you had a birthday.
It was definitely an event to celebrate considering you were finally reaching the legal age for everything.
You had always been too introverted and shy to make the most of your youth, but now, with a friend like Ash, that seemed to have changed.
Of course, that your immediate refusal to be the center of attention or even the topic of conversation even among your friends had prevented you from even hinting on your birthday.
As a result, the morning of your birthday felt like the morning of any other day. Even though it was the 21st spring of your life, the air didn't feel any different in the slightest.
You woke up feeling a bit overwhelmed. Your loved ones' lives were too busy, so you understood perfectly well that they hadn't remembered your birthday. Your parents, your aunts, uncles and cousins, the few friends you still had.
You got ready to go to work. It wasn't really a place you were crazy about but it gave you the money you needed to finish your degree.
After buying a package of brownies to eat on the way, you started the car towards the S-Mart. Maybe people wouldn't remember your birthday but at least you were counting on seeing Ash and he would make your day with his charming silliness.
Well, you still had a hard enough time admitting you had feelings for him but what else could you do? You didn't wanted to come clean with yourself and tell yourself that you had fallen in love with your best friend. You hated to ruin your first meaningful friendship in years with something like that. Love wasn't something you had a lot of experience with, in fact, the little experience you did have hadn't been good, so you preferred to keep any hint of that word in the farthest, dustiest attic of your mind.
And even if you accepted your feelings, it didn't mean you had a chance with Ash. He was literally an acknowledged heartthrob, he had no trouble at all winning over every beautiful girl who would come into the store.
And you...well, not only were you a boy, but also, you were too shy and in your own opinion, boring to get the attention of someone like Ash.
"Your most exciting days are the ones when you go to the comic book store..." you mumbled through your teeth as you finally parked your car and gobbled down the last of your brownie.
You checked in your rearview mirror that you didn't have any chocolate on your face and finally made your way to the entrance. Your uniform was clean and unwrinkled and although you never knew what to do with your hair, it didn't look out of place among the uninterested and bored faces of your coworkers.
Of course that was where Ash stood out, who seemed well disposed to make the job his...bitch.
You greeted some of your colleagues while checking your shift and headed towards Housewares hoping to find Ash. Greeting him just before starting work had become a tradition of yours.
"Ah, you're finally here Y/N" you fixed your eyes on those white teeth of his and felt his classic pat on your arm. At least classic for you.
You were proud to be the only one close enough to maintain physical contact with him.
No one had explained anything to you. Everyone seemed to be extremely reserved to the point of being afraid to tell you anything. Yet from the whispers of the people you knew that Ash was feared, that he was considered dangerous and that he had gone through something horrible that had left him unwell, distrustful and without his hand.
You didn't want to ask him anything. Not only was it none of your business, but you were terrified at the thought of making him sad or angry with something that could very well just be malicious gossip.
"My bed is very jealous. She wouldn't let go of me" you replied smiling slightly at him.
You expected some kind of amused response from him but today he seemed very distracted. Something unusual for him as he preferred to always be alert, more so than everyone there.
He said goodbye to you with an indecipherable gesture and you decided to continue on your way to the apartment you were supposed to put in order.
Of course, as was your custom, you spent the morning thinking about your friend's strange attitude.
Or that is, until after lunchtime, when he abruptly said goodbye to everyone and left the place without explaining anything at all.
That left you with more concern than you wanted to show, maybe even more concern than necessary but you couldn't just ignore his behavior. You were afraid that he was in trouble or that it was something related to that sordid past that no one wanted to talk to you about.
It was safe to say that you were a model employee, so you took advantage of that impeccable record to leave early.
You had never seen Ash's house, so you preferred to go home and call him on the phone and in case he didn't answer after several times, you would start looking for him in the bars you knew he frequented. If things got tough, then you would go back to the S-Mart and ask the the superior for Ash's contact information.
However, and after a road in which fear and a thousand disastrous scenarios stubbornly populated your mind, you finally arrived. Running as fast as you could with your keys jingling furiously in your hands, you stopped at your apartment, where Ash, his hair still slicked back and his normal clothes on in a hurry was waiting for you with a couple of muffins with a candle in the center of one of them.
"I thought I'd have to wait a couple more hours. My butt was starting to melt into the carpet" he stood up quickly with that smug expression you adored so much.
Had it been other circumstances, you would have let out a goofy giggle at his comment but all you could do in surprise was stare at him wide-eyed.
"Ho-how did you know?" you asked stupidly as you hurried to open the door to let him in.
"A quick visit to the employee files. Don't worry about it" you awkwardly signaled for him to enter with your mind still racing like a Ferrari. What were you supposed to do now? What were you supposed to say besides "thank you"? How were you supposed to walk?
That last answer wasn't answered either, so you ended up tripping over one of your couches.
"Are you okay? I shouldn't have done that?" Ash asked. That threw you off even more as he was never insecure with his actions.
You decided to hide your astonishment and concern as much as possible and finally you both arrived at the table, where he deposited the muffins and you started looking for something to light the candles with. You were still not processing the fact that he had remembered your birthday and had prepared such a nice surprise. Hence why you didn't want to make eye contact, at least until you calmed down.
"It's...thank you Ash, really. This means a lot to me" you managed to say as your hands played nervously with the lighter, finally found. You felt your eyes burning, so you were aware of what was coming.
"You're the only one who remembered. And it's okay, I mean, all the people are busy, right? It's just, well, I'm finally 21 and that's a big age, isn't it? Or so everyone says, I don't feel any different but I thought I would feel different because of the congratulations. And well, maybe I do feel different, and it's because you, whom I love so much, remembered. That to me is...everything, you know?" You were embarrassed by your spiel. Ash had that non-specific look on his face again.
You quickly sat down and lit the candle. That had been awkward in the extreme and it was all thanks to you.
"Make a wish" the smile Ash gave you along with that gorgeous gaze lit only by the candle, framed by those bushy eyebrows gave you the encouragement to put aside your nervousness and stupid ideas. With an equally serene smile, you leaned forward, closed your eyes and made your wish.
When the candle went out, you pushed it out of the way and began cutting the muffins so that you and Ash ate the same amount.
"What did you wish for, a lamborghini with Linda Evangelista in the passenger seat?" Now it dawned on you what was happening to the jet. He was strangely nervous, as you had never seen him before. That's why he hadn't said anything of his own in so long.
"May we stay together" you admitted in a whisper. You didn't want to take it a step further and end with a full statement but you still wanted Ash to know how important he was to you and how much you had appreciated his thoughtfulness. As many times as it took.
Ash leaned over the muffins, with the most beautiful and intense gaze you have ever beheld. He swallowed, still nervous, and kissed the corner of your lips.
Your breath caught in your throat and you could do nothing but sigh.
"Happy 21st, Y/N" he whispered still with his nose brushing yours.
That was enough to unhinge you and give you that needed confidence boost. You didn't do something like that to a friend did you? So before you could begin to spin tirelessly in your mind, your body acted instinctively, holding Ash by the cheeks and pulling him to you.
You closed your eyes and felt your trembling, inexperienced lips come into contact with his. You felt him tense for a split second before being reciprocated with delicious devotion.
It tasted like mint and something you could only define as "Ash flavor".
You felt like Ingrid Bergman in Casablanca, only you weren't a beautiful Hollywood woman. You were a simple guy with more nerves than skills kissing the most particular and handsome man you had ever come across in life.
Shit, his kiss was better than Casablanca's. Ash Williams was the only man you'd think of every time you contemplated a kiss.
"Groovy" he murmured as he slowly pulled apart.
Letting out a laugh, and before the chill of his fleeting absence could get to you, you grabbed him again, this time by the lapels of his shirt. You felt his prosthesis urgently squeeze your back. You were in a terribly awkward position but from the hoarse gasp that escaped Ash's lips, you knew that would be resolved when you moved to your bed.
You could safely say, that had been the best birthday ever.
Well, maybe it rivaled your Star Wars-themed 10th birthday.
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urfavbooblover · 3 years
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☆ Main-Big-Masterlist :
requests are open
All about my fanfic’s, imagines and writing
• YOU CAN ALWAYS LEAVE REQUESTS FOR ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS ( AND NOT MENTIONED CHARACTERS FROM THESE GAMES ) , SFW & NSFW ALPHABET, OR PREFERENCES / HEADCANONS FOR 1, OR MORE, OR ALL CHARACTERS FROM THESE GAMES •
~ All my stories and imagines will either be “x non-male reader” , “x female reader” , “x gender neutral reader” or “x male reader/non-female reader”-(only gay fanfics) ~
~ I will also write ship imagines, if I’m interested in the ship’s, or if I ship the characters myself ~
- FANDOMS I WRITE FOR / THEIR MASTERLISTS
the last of us / part 2
until dawn
resident evil village
life is strange 2
life is strange: true colors
house of ashes
resident evil 2
resident evil 3
the quarry
life is strange
detroit: become human
resident evil 4
CHARACTERS
- CHARACTERS - THE LAST OF US / PT 2
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Ellie Williams
Dina
Abby Anderson
Joel Miller
Jesse
Tess
Nora
- CHARACTERS - UNTIL DAWN
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Sam Giddings
Emily Davis
Jessica Riley
Ashley Brown
Beth Washington
Hannah Washington
Matt Taylor
Chris Hartley
Mike Munroe
Josh Washington
- CHARACTERS - RESIDENT EVIL VILLAGE
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Alcina ( Lady ) Dimitrescu
Bela Dimitrescu
Cassandra Dimitrescu
Daniela Dimitrescu
- CHARACTERS - LIFE IS STRANGE 2
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Sean Diaz
Lyla Park
Cassidy
Daniel Díaz ( only the older versions of him )
Hannah
- CHARACTERS - LIFE IS STRANGE: TRUE COLORS
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Alex Chen
Stephanie ( Steph ) Gingrich
- CHARACTERS - HOUSE OF ASHES
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Rachel King
Jason Kolchek
Salim Othman
Nick Kay
Eric King
- CHARACTERS - RESIDENT EVIL 2
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Claire Redfield
Ada Wong
Leon Kennedy
- CHARACTERS - RESIDENT EVIL 3
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Jill Valentine
Carlos Oliveira
- CHARACTERS - THE QUARRY
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Emma Mountebank
Kaitlyn Ka
Abigail Blyg
Dylan Leviny
Ryan Erzahler
Jacob Custos
Nick Furcillo
Laura Kearney
Max Brinly
- CHARACTERS - LIFE IS STRANGE
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• Chloe Price
• Max Caulfield
• Rachel Amber
- CHARACTERS - RESIDENT EVIL 4
• Ada Wong
• Leon Kennedy
• Ashley Graham
• Luis Serra Navarro
Things I do not write about: rape, sexual assault / harassment, abuse, animal abuse, heterosexual smut
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