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[simp-ly-writes]

Breaking Character

─────── · · A Smosh Fanfic

Pairing: Gentleman!Boyfriend!Spencer Agnew x gn!Partner!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: You try your hardest to beat Gentleman Spencer at his own game of saying increasingly outlandish comments while trying to get him to break character!

─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, part social-media au, established relationship, fluff, suggestive themes, attempt at humour.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | WORDCOUNT: 1,736

─ · · A/N: Asks are closed for a little while but that you to this amazing ask was from an anon! 🫶

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"Hello all you lovely watchers behind the screen, now I would usually save such corse words for the bedroom but you all appear lucky at the games table tonight," you cast a smile and wink towards the camera. Adjusting your wig before taking a drag out of your long fake cigarette. Your goal today was to get your boyfriend, Spencer, to break Character today in a video.

"As you can see, I am joined by a handful of my friends, especially this special friend beside me, remind me of your name again, dear?" you ask with a slight tilt to your head as you eye Spencer form his top hat down to his suspenders.

Spencer tries to hold your look before breaking under your stare, instead turning his back to you and turning fully towards the camera. "Good-day to you all, I am a gentleman here to play quite the crass game. Monopoly: Cheaters Addition, now I believe my wife would have something to say about this, but I wouldn't remember the names of any of them!"

"Ah'll tell ya what, mister, you're staring to sound like my fifth husband, couldn't remember my name while spending quality time with me inside the room nor outside. Now that I think about it, I can't seem to remember his name... maybe I should start to remember yours, m'sure a man like you would like that~" you tease yet keep to your chair observing as Spencer rolls his shoulders and turns to face you head on in character. By the wild look in his eyes, you can tell you are getting to him and by the end of this, you would be sure to hold him in the palm of your hand (in character of course!).

Disregarding your later statement, Gentleman Spencer clears his throat before replying, "And what type of man is your fifth husband, dashing and a rich-lad I would presume for something as gorgeous as you?"

You giggle to his words, hand reaching over the table to pick your piece, "Well, how am I s'possed to know? I'm only on my fourth but I'm sure he'll be out of the picture soon. I like to think I ran him dry in more ways than one-" Spencer begins coughing again before leaning down to erupt in laughter as does the rest of the cast and crew.

"Well, If yee two are done fucking around, It is time to introduce I- Thee masterful wizard thee-self, me" Shayne introduces his character, pointed a crocked finger and eye between the two of you. You shrug, taking a drag of your cigarette.

"Do tell me dear when it is my turn next, you see games of strategy are not for people like me- right?" you coyly state to Spencer who nods his head, still not ready to go back in character as you can see him taking in deep breathes to keep himself form falling into another pit of laughter and all you can do is smile, wiggling your eyebrows for all of that to go to hell.

"And it appears that the most intelligent always wait to go last. Names Tinky-Winky and I'm here to win. Should be easy with the table we have here tough-" Amanda tries to get the game moving before you put in one last jab.

"I wouldn't be to sure about that, what did you say, Rinky-Pinky?-?

"Tinky-Winky," Amanda clarifies with an eye-roll that you match with more exaggeration "Yes, tink-wink, whatever you're called just know that I will enjoy watching you all lose."

"Whatever you say, mobster," Amanda quips before quickly going over the rules as you place your head in your hands, blowing the hair out of your face.

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As the game progressed into the early stages, whatever civilized conversation you all tried to ensure at the start of the game was out the window, now full-blow yelling and screaming at one another as even the staff backed away, watching as the chaos exploded through the room and you all reverted fully into character.

"HEY! You just cheated!" Tinky-Winky Amanda screamed out to you, pointing their purple-gloved mitt in your face.

"Cheated?" You faked innocence, batting your eyelashes while speaking in a high pitched tone, "I would never cheat, thats something I save for me and my husbands!" you retort, now also standing up from your seat, hands gripping the table as you lena forwards to exaggerate your point before Spencer is pulling you back down to the table.

"Now I just don't like anyone putting their hands on my without me sayin' nothin' but I do like the feel of your hands, keep me grounded would ya? I'm forgetting my manners here with this lad," you mumble to the Gentleman beside you as he blushed bright red before starting to pull his hand away, coughing and choking on a reply only for you to hold in hand in position on your arm with a wink before returning your stolen money back to the bank and starting the new round.

"Penguin man! You seem a strange and pathetic fellow..." you off-handedly comment towards Spencer as Amanda takes her turn.

"Well yes, it comes from-" Spencer begins to speak before you continue your sentence.

"...I like that in a man," your voice drops to a sultry tone, head leaning against his arm enjoying the way Spencer sputters into nervous laughter and grips your hand.

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You noticed just how close Spencer had come multiple times during the filming but he had yet to call for a break, you were so sure of it at the start but had yet to get back to that point besides a few blushes and loaded looks your way but you stayed determined nevertheless.

Taking a long drag from your cigarette, you imagined it casting a hard cloud around and past Spencer head as you watched him take his turn, awaiting yours next. "Remember to win," you quiped with a sarcastic tone.

"I'll keep that in mind, dear. Now do be one and let this man concentrate," he replied with a playful glare in your direction before getting a snake-eyes that would nearly bankrupt the gentleman when landing on the dumpster wizards Shayne's hotel. "Fuck!" Spencer swore, tossing his top hat behind himself in outrage.

"I think the man needs to concentrate even more, I could help you~" you tease, picking up the top hat and placing it gently back on his head. Spencer only shakes his head once the hat is firmly back on. "I'm sure my mistresses are better-suited for such works, whatever would your husband think?"

"So outrageous of you to think my husband would do the thinking..." you mumble before picking up the dice in your hand and extending your palm with them towards Spencer. "Blow on these here die would ya, doll?" you ask as Shayne yells over the table, currently in a headlock from Tinky-Winky. "I thought it was custom to get the working women to blow your dice!?"

"Well he might be no dame but you're a dime in my eyes doll," you throw back without missing a beat.

"Ah-well. I may have a dime in my money bin! They make for a leisurely swim-" the Gentlemen comes into conversation as you are quick again to come to a response, "Would ya take me for a dip sometime then? I would love to see what else ya bring to the table?"

Spencer blinks, not wanting to look you into the eyes just yet and talks towards Amanda, "You know, I really can't say for certain, but do you think it's possible they're in it for the money and not my shining personality or physical connection?

And you do not allow time for Amanda to get a word in, knowing that now more than ever will get Spencer to crack his character, "It's not the money that I have my eyes on, sugar. I heard a little something about aerodynamics and clothes that I'm looking to test, and that test seems definitely responsive..." you end with a smirk watching as Spencer stands and turns around to face the wall.

"OKAY! OKAY!" Spencer admits to defeat as you stand up and cheer, running to hug him from behind as you both sway back and forth. "I made you loose character~" you sing-song.

"Yeah, yeah you did. Good job, lovely," Spencer groans before you both are told to re-take your seats and finish the game properly. To everyone surprise the Dumpster Wizard Shayne somehow ended up winning by pulling a Angela and stealing all the money as you were celebrating your boyfriends defeat in good fun.

"There is no way you could have won, I demand a recount!" you announce, throwing all your bills to the table. "And here I thought you weren't in it for the money," Spencer teases back. "Shut up, its only an added bonus," you snakily reply only to ultimately accept your defeat.

"Well, thank you all for sitting through this shit-show. We hope you join us again-" you begin to outro. "But not again for this exactly," Spencer cuts you off and clarify as the video fades to black by the sound of all your combined laughter flooding the studio once again.

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998 Comments

username01 Spencer really out here acting all hot and flustered- simply adorable!

username43 The group of characters I never knew I needed, all we were missing was Chosen!Trevor and Angela to really round out the chaos of this episode!

username88 So in love with this Monopoly: Cheaters Edition- I never want it to end!!

username21 so... gentlemen's Just Dance when?

↳ username46 OMG YESSS, THIS HAS TO BE MADE A THING!!

username03 i love how determined (name) was to get Spencer to break character and how good he took it!

username94 really love how (name) was the one to make all of Spencers outrageous comments appear like the normal ones in comparison to theirs.

username77 Wait so i'm confused, im a new smosh fan and are these actors acting like they're dating or are they already together????

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[void-dude]

I've only seen the two things on Twitter about Static's brother, is there more things about him floating around in your WIPs? I am staring very hard at this man he is so beautiful 🥹

As of right now? no, but in the future there will be more revealed because he is very plot relevant!

Have this WIP in the meantime teehe

[yayan-dmenace]

HELLO GOOD PERSON, CAN U MAKE ROXXANNE X KILLER?! HEHEHEHEHEHE (runs away)

Lol I really ship em TEHEHHE (couldn’t finish this while in school 😵‍💫) @itsxroxannex (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[spacebuggorez]

Hey, if you want to try your hand at another 'fuzzy Disassembly Drone' version, here's mine;

Anythin' black can be fuzzy, esp. for second gens.

:3c go you there!

[simsimulation]

Hi Dari! I was wondering wcif the hair scarf your pretty sim Aurora is wearing? Thank you in advance!

Hello, the headscarf can be found here but I should warn you it's behind a paywall I'm sorry.

[geriaunelysk]

Pls Afterdeath doodles of any sort, I'm just... I need my crack mother

[deyisacherry]

Your moonter au-

I’m starting to wonder where your new moon that’s been depressed and hunting eclipses for vengeance has been? :3

AAAAH SCREAMS HIDES MY FACE WITH MY ARMS YOU'VE CATCHED ME

I have news

laughs teehees

ERR while i haven't made content of him I AM going to

give this boi

his own nice eclipse

SINCE IT'S MY AU AND I CAN DO WHATEVER

REMEMBER THERE WAS A SWAP DIMENSION WHERE "SUN" WAS LUNAR AND "ECLIPSE" WAS MOON BUT MORE SPECIFICALLY NEW MOON CAUSE HE SAID TO NEW MOON HE ALSO GOT "RESET"

WELP

THEIR DIMENSION WILL NOT DIE, FUCK OFF RUIN and instead they live, Moonter will meet him and he will be his """solar""" per se BUT I'M STILL DECIDING ON A NAAAAME FOR HIMMMMMM UGHHH (cause since he's basically for his lore a "new eclipse" and is also probably living in the old eclipse's shadow, i'd like him to have his own name and his Lunar will accept that just fine!!

AHAKEH i just went hmmm since OUR Solar will be by OUR New Moon's side during this, he can't be the guy for Moonter to kinda change his mind on Eclipses entirely, yes he met him BUT, but they won't be close

OH BUT but this other Eclipse will!!! AND THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER SO MUCH, JUST AS NEW MOON AND SOLAR UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER BACK THENNNN AUUHHHGH

and as for what he's doing right now *checks him* he's going for his 95th evil Eclipse killed and counting, also plans to visit EAPS dimension to keep an eye on THAT Eclipse

RANDOM THINGS ?? he will meet Killer Sun, he HATES HIM, he hates ANY Sun that acts like that, that thinks that killing the Moons is the right choice, he hates seeing his brother's face on such unstable and crazy people thus he also hates Dark Sun a LOT. But he won't kill them (he would never-) and just stays out of their way.

(((I PLAN ON LETTING HIM MAYBE MEET NEXUS BUT I'M NOT SURE IF I WANNA INCLUDE NEXUS ON HIS STORYLINE, HOWEVER HAVE A DRAWING I MADE A WHILE AGO ABOUT A WHAT IF ENCOUNTER WITH THEM, NEXUS TRIED TO RIP SUN'S RIBBON OFF OF HIS NECK wich is also i thing i planned for an encounter of him and killer sun if i decide to not include Nexus, if killer sun DARES to touch that Moonter WILL NOT hold back no matter how similar he looks to his dear brother)))

--nothing to do with my love for nexus i still love him BUT-- Moonter WILL hate him if i include him, Nexus is everything Moonter is against to, filled with hatred and revenge FOR HIS FAMILY??? (He does not care to know why Nexus feels that way), TO SUN?? HE'S LUCKY TO STILL HAVE A SUN!!! HE HATES HIM. Worst part is he wouldn't believe he hates

himself.

SUGGESTIONS FOR THE OTHER ECLIPSE'S NAME ARE WELCOMED IN MY AASKBOOOOX ✨

[autumnteawithfriends]

THIS IS BULLSHIT

Bro WHAT

Like, I don’t even watch anime and the only one I have grounds to talk about is Miles and Phoenix. But this is complete BS

Stolitz is literally based around rape. Stolas enacts Quid Pro Quid on Blitz and constantly fetishizes him. They have a power dynamic (which SHOULDNT be a thing in healthy relationships) and Stolas overall a vile cunt Viv wants us to like, but doesn’t put effort into that happening organically

Stolitz shouldn’t even be Top 10, it sucks ass and it’s only there because Fujoshis and Viv bootlickers were like “OMG STOLITZ SO CUTE, BLITZ SUCKS! WHY WONT HE REALIZE THAT STOLAS IS TRYING HIS BEST”

Anyways the rest of the ships should burn Stolitz to the ground, the ship sucks ass

[pix-writes]

Continuing with my last question cause I just thought this; what does a friendship with Stan looks like? To be more specific, if the reader is a female-presenting person, would her friendship with Stan look different than if the reader were a man? Mostly I wondered because Stan is a ladies' man, and I was wondering if a friendship with a woman would make him wonder if he likes the person or if they are just friends, idk if I explain myself aaaa

Almost thought I'd lost this ask! 😅 It was just in my drafts I hadn't accidentally deleted it thank goodness!

Nah, I think I've got what you're saying!

(a little long, so I've put it under a read more to be mindful of ppl scrolling!)

With Stan I think a relationship with a man and a woman would be a bit different, whilst I perosnally HC that he's bisexual, I do think he is more drawn to women, either as just personal preference and/or because its more recognisable/acceptable societally for him to flirt with women easily.

Whilst Stan is a bit of a ladies man, he does admit to Dipper in Roadside Attraction, that he's not actually good at building relationships/dating women; more often than not his flirtations gets the door slammed in his face. I'm guessing this is because he just is naturally a flirt/pick up artist and is therefore not particularly selective when it comes to flirting with people in general. So with that in mind, he'd be likely to be quite flirtatious in the beginning of getting to know a female friend, but he's (mostly) kidding around, so its not serious if you don't see him that way, I mean you hardly know each other at this stage. It also depends on your interactions together and how you respond to his jokes over this initial stage too. If you flirt back, you guys are mostly going to skip over the friends stage to lovers!

I think Stanley has gone so long without having any friends/close friendships, though, that he's just happy to find a someone who will share the same hobbies or is a 'kindred spirit' of sorts. So, I think he would be likely to drop the flirting act with you once he realises you're not picking up what he's putting down, but you could be a friend. And geniunely, too, he's not just waiting around for you to change your mind, he simply forgets about it and hangs out with you as a friend. Once you become close friends though, I think it would be harder for him to shut off feelings for a female friend, you spend so much time together he can't help but fall for you. He'd try to draw back and rationalise to himself that he's just lonely, so of course he would think about being with you, even if you're not interested (cue the angst). But obviously, that won't work, and his feelings do slip out in the way he acts around you at times!

With a male friend, its much more hanging out together and becoming aquaintance to friends to lovers, I think Stan wouldn't be as likely to initiate things or flirt with a guy right of the bat in most cirucmstances; but he's been around and travelled the world, he's had the occaisonal thing with another fella before, and it's not all about smut either, but romance too. I think he'd be a little less flirtatious, but it once he'd realise he's starting to like them that's when the flirtation will start. I think he'll be a lot more cautious to start it seriously, though, because some of the time he has lost a male friend to flirtation in the past. He'll only do it if he thinks he might have a chance and will lay it on thick, because, what has he got to lose?!

For Stan, the dynamic is different based on his past and also the way he was socialised (living in a heteronormative society, eh?!), so I think a relationship with a guy compared to a girl he'd be slightly different in the way he interacts with them, but he's still a terrible flirt all the same! ^^

Friendship with Stan will look like:

Sitting on the porch, having a drink (of pitt ofc) and telling each other stories

Playing cards or other games you can bet on at the kitchen table, this can go on for hours after dinner

Watching any old thing on the TV (when the kids have gone to bed/are out, it's definitely period dramas - but only if you're into them and put them on, as Stan won't admit he likes them... but you know he does! ^-^)

Fishing on the lake in Gravity Falls and drinking something more alcoholic, will have to stop Stanley from getting into some kind of altercation if it's tourist season when you go out, and boat to the shore tipsy

Being goofy together - generally joking around with each other, making witty/snarky comments to the other nearly all the time, maybe the odd harmless prank here and there - or if one of you has been cheating at cards actual pranks OR some kind of competitive rematch as revenge!

Helping him and Ford on their adventures in some way, even if you don't go with them, you'll be involved somehow whether you like it or not. Will ring you every time they stop at a port to give you an update (it's mainly so you don't worry - you know he's got places safely and he knows you haven't fallen into the bottemless pit whilst he's been away)

Spending summerween/halloween together and competing to see who can be the most scary/has the best decorations/costume out of the two of you etc. One time you enlist Ford's help to give Stanley a scare and totally win. He says that you'll be the death of him one day in response. Once you both watched horror movies, there was a regional power cut and you both got spooked and ended up sleeping in the living room instead of going home/going to bed.

Enabling or discouraging (depending on the situation) each other's devious plans or crimes.

You have a running joke that Stan owes you money. Except it's not a joke. He does. (it just so happens that anytime you get it back is also in step with times you have to pay him back for something as well, so you end up exchanging the same $20 note or whatever)

[hello-universe-lovers]

Do you have any Spectre x paranoid headcanons to talk about? I've never considered that ship before but I think it's really cute

I spent the whole day trying to organize these so it's easier to read...but I gave up so you're just gonna get these, in no particular order!

Enjoy my mad ravings under the cut!

(Note: Paranoid uses she/they/he interchangeably. So keep that in mind while reading)

- Spectre didn't initially like Paranoid. In my au, it's bc She was the voice with the Slayer when they killed her. In more "canon" settings, they don't exactly interact with one another, except for Wraith.

- but she found him, during a particularly bad episode (Para suffers from hallucinations). And tried to help her see that there's nothing to be afraid of. By possessing them (with consent, of course).

- Paranoid could...actually breathe easier. Sure, limbs felt cold and numb, but she was no stranger to jumpstarting organs.

- from there, Spectre lingers around Paranoid, possession becoming a common "bonding" activity.

- They talked a lot, in this state. Going from staying in place to actually able to function with each other.

- its like sorta-PatD existence. Where they sometimes forget that they're different entities.

- outside of possession, being with Spectre made Para more confident and comfortable. Always having someone to listen and not brush off their fears warmed his heart, even with her cold chill, which she quickly got used to.

- Spectre herself wondered why she ever thought Paranoid was ever a threat. To her, she's just a scared bird who was handed a blade and a set of instructions and panicked. Regardless if he was her murderer or not, she realized the Construct took their stability, much like how it took her body.

- there's a bond to be have, between people who lost something significant. And in an imperfect way, they got it back in each other. Paranoid gets his peace of mind to think and Spectre a body to feel. Is it perfect? No. But they are together. And they feel happy together, that's all that it needs to be.

- wait shit, these are supposed to be headcanons.

- Spectre is always the one to push Para out of her comfort zone. Anything new that could go wrong? She is there to guide them through it, going through the safety steps to calm her while also indulging in the thrill of something new.

- They both talk in sync sometimes. It's completely on accident. But they can't help sharing the same opinion or answer on something.

- if Paranoid shuts down, Spectre half-lets go so she can hug them through it. And will stay with him until she comes to.

- Because of the ghost, Paranoid has an insane temperature tolerance. Cold will not wear winter clothes bc he doesn't care about frostbite. Paranoid will not noticed she was freezing until he stepped into a warm room.

- strangely, he doesn't get frostbite, even when Spectre isn't sharing a body.

- Spectre described Paranoid as "something trying to take as little room as possible in a room made just for them".

- they're working on that.

- paranoid was the one to suggest the blueberry dress. Because he thought it would make her feel more connected to the mortal plain.

- it wasn't needed, but Spectre was so flattered, she got the dress made anyway. And it's one of her favorites.

- paranoid has worn it too. They can't help but admit it's fun to twirl in it.

- yes they go on picnics. And Spectre's favorite food are tomatoes, ironically enough.

- this has nothing to do with the tomato plant Para has been trying to painstakingly grow in his room.

- Ghost smooches. She does it before sending Para to bed. It helps them sleep at night, when she has to leave.

- if they ever meet Spectre!Wraith or PaTD, Paranoid is horrified. Both from the terror they exuded, and from the implications that they had to hurt Spectre to get them. Hurting her seems out of the question to the voice. (Spectre reassured she will never be mad at her)

- they heard each other talk for so long, they can replicate each other's voice. It's perfect for pranks, which Spectre loves.

((And that's all I got for now. Lemme know if you wanna hear more. Byeee~))

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Jenga, Jokes & Comfort

─────── · · A Smosh FanFic

Pairing: Gentleman!Boyfriend!Spencer Agnew x gn!Partner!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: You are starring in your first Gentleman video, anxious beyond belief and worried for Spencers jokes and your relationship. Spencer is right there to make sure you are having fun and to comfort you afterwards!

─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, part social-media au, established relationship, fluff, emotional hurt/comfort, attempt at humour, kissing, sickly-sweet.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | WORDCOUNT: 1,508

─ · · A/N: Asks are still closed, sorry everyone! 😬 life is just hell rn

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You were on edge while readying yourself for your next shoot. Applying the last touches and fixing your crooked bow-tie, you leaned forwards on the vanity staring into the mirror. Closing your eyes and taking a deep breath, you turned on a smile and walked towards the studio. Your tuxedo flaps waving behind you as you walked, top-hat under your arm.

You knew that the fans loved these videos, they often showed the best engagement statistics and you were worried that as your first time as a "gentleman," you would not live up to the fans standards. Amanda was already sat at the table, the Jenga tower standing tall and proud at its centre.

Alex was off-camera, constantly keeping an eye on the tower to ensure every brick was perfectly placed before they were ready to start filming.

"Hey (name)! You ready to get your ass kicked in Jenga?" Amanda challenged with a large smile. Shaking your head at your friend, you placed your hat atop your head before taking an empty seat beside her.

"More like are you not going to cry when I kick your ass?" you retorted, giving her shoe a light tap with your own underneath the table. "We will just have to see, but we all must remember, we are gentlemen after all- Hello everyone! and welcome back to the table where us gentle-fellows will be trying to disassemble this tower."

Your head flipped around, hat almost flying off your head by how quickly you moved to face the camera, cheeks warming as you did not hear Alex call for the cameras to roll. Spencer, your boyfriend, had taken a seat beside you as usual.

You met his stare with wide eyes as he grabbed your shoulder and laughed, you couldn't help but smile in return loving to hear the chime of it. "If you gentlemen are done grasping each other's garments we really must make haste of this game, I have a meeting with my accountant at noon and another with my mistress from across the pod at three!" Shayne announces from across the table, his shoes upon the wood surface, blocking his face from view as he tips on nearly falling backwards and out of his chair.

Your eye go wide, welling with tears as you try and hold back your laughter from the double-eyed wink he gives you that has Spencer pointing you a look. "Don't tell me you're actually going to listen to this unchivalrous, undefined, uncivil, and highly impolite individual? We will start when we start for it is the man that determines the time."

You stare at Spencer, that anxiety coming back to your chest as you laugh it off and look towards the camera as a means of fake support, staring at it for a long while as you can imagine an eire noise playing and a slow zoom towards your face.

"Now if the real gentlemen could please step forwards, I am going to pull the first brick! Hmm let us see..." Amanda holds a finger to her chin, tapping it in contemplation, "pulling it from the top will not make the tower drop so I shall do just that!"

You lean in to whisper-shout into her ear, "You're saying your thoughts aloud!"

"Oh, sorry I did not realize, thank you gentleman. And do you know you are shouting?"

"SHOUTING?" you question.

"YES, YOU JUST DID SO NOW!" Amanda shouts back.

"AH, WELL, I messed up my hearing when doing a most chivalrous deed while serving. Now that I think about it... I can't remember much of it except for the screams and the blood..."

Amanda appears to stare through you, not knowing what to say before Shayne falls backwards and out of his chair, the room exploding into laughter as he waves his top hat above the table to show that he's alright.

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The game progresses, Amanda nearly knocking the whole tower over and you all are running out of possible moves. "Well shit," you say, standing and walking towards the front of the table where the cameras face. Squatting down to level your eyesight to the game you strategize your move.

"If I may offer you a tidbit of advice, good friend," Spencer asks, fingers taping against the wood of the table as you nod your head once in his direction, preparing yourself mentally for whatever crazy line he had cooked up next, "Every word that comes out of his mouth this vid makes me a little scared for our relationship..." you joke with nervous laughter.

Spencer opens and closes his mouth, his head tilting forward in a silent ask, are you okay? we can stop? Character immediately dropped. All you do is not your head, grabbing his forearm gentle as he places his hand on top of your own.

"Pulling a brick should work, any brick. My old man would say its all up to luck now." Nothing actually too crazy... you think to yourself, thankful that Spencer was toning it down a bit yet how wrong you would be in the text moment when Shayne was to pull next.

"Good move, good move, Gentleman," Shayne compliments your flicking technique of a brick from the bottom of the tower. It had slightly shaken the organization now appearing like the leaning tower of Pisa.

Leaning in to pull a piece, the tower falls before Shayne's fingers even touch a piece, the game over yet Spencer appeared to still had a few lines to share.

"Well when I blow on things that tends to happen as well, wind in the sails and all that," Spencer comments with a smirk, fixing his glasses as the table erupts in laughter once more.

Mouth agape you don't know how to respond to your boyfriend as him and Shayne have a playful sparring match off to the side. Top hats long forgotten as they pull their punches and grab each other's neckties.

"It seems we know who the real gentleman are here," Amanda makes an offhand comment you both leaning on the table watching the two wrestle. A camera pans over your shoulder before cutting to both of your faces. "Say, gentleman. How's a drink sound right now?"

"A drink, you say?"

"Yeah."

"Then I would have to say yes-"

"Oi!" Spencers head flicks up, starring between you and Amanda. "They are MY drinkin' buddy!" The camera cuts to black.

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After the shoot, Spencer is hot on your heels walking towards the break room before he pulls you into a random empty office. "Hey, you are doing okay... right? You know that nothing I say while wearing this," his fingers point up and down his body, "means anything real."

"I know, I know, and thank you for trying to tone it down today. I-just, I really want the fans to like the episode but I feel like I ruined it being my over-anxious self. I just-"

"Hey, hey," Spencer wraps his arms around you as tears well in your eyes, his hand rubs up and down your back in a soothing motion. "The fans are going to love it just because they love you, I mean there's a reason I clickbait you in almost every episode..."

You both laugh, "I hate that you always find a way to make me laugh, Spence."

"And I hate that you hate me, what can I do to fix that?"

"Well... you could kiss me?" Spencer places a kiss to your forehead. "No- I mean like-"

"Mean what?"

"Now you're just being mean, Spence." Spencer chuckles before picking up your chin and pulling you in for a kiss. You sigh content against his lips loving the way you can feel Spencer physically relax as you fall into each others arms before pulling away.

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Gentlemen x Jenga!!

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username01 Spencer's immediately dropping character to support their partner (name) is the most wholesome thing on the internet besides puppies and kittens. 🥹💕

↳ username46 ehh, I think (yourshipname) has them beat by a longshot

username24 Okay but Shayne falling out of his chair doesn't need to be THAT funny 😆

username88 (name) not being able to hear and shouting at Amanda (playfully) is one of the greatest comedic pieces on this channel, love the lore update!

username39 15:45 "Don't tell me you're actually going to listen to this unchivalrous, undefined, uncivil, and highly impolite individual?" Okay but why does this line kinda go hard???

username70 PLEASE BRING BACK ANGELA AND TREVOR!!!

username03 Not Spencer getting jealous over Angela at the end 🤣

username50 15:01 "If you gentlemen are done grasping each other's garments we really must make haste of this game..." - Shayne Topp, 2024 everyone 👏

username27 That shot of Amanda and (name) standing and watching over Spencer and Shayne was SOOO cinematic, Alex was cooking on this one!! 🧑‍🍳☝️

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[goofy-clan]

Hey robin? How do you feel about Blue? Any fatherly bond :)?

Writer here! I’m gonna say no. Not in the slightest.

[askshedandmafioso]

Is/will there be spoilers for blocktales demo 3? I'm playing it so I don't wanna be spoiled

There will at some point be spoilers for demo 3 so I will alert when that is going to happen !!

[spacebuggorez]

Thats okay with me! I love the Jaybird

!A small fun fact!

do you know that they're actually brown? The visible light (all colors except blue are absorbed) reflect through their feathers, making them look blue to us! It's called structural coloration, the microscope structure of keratin, scattering and diffracting the light that hit them.

Also jay birds are the same family (Corvide) along with crows and ravens!

[simsimulation]

Hiya, I wanted to know WCIF the infant wrap from this post? Sorry if this question is being asked twice, the first time I tried to ask Tumblr threw up an error message, so I waited a couple of days to see if it had gone through. (post/760722864901095424/morning-walks-with) Thanks so much!!! :)

Hello, nah don't worry about it. It only popped up once. The sling can be found here :)

[adutchlover]

Post the fic summary for a fic you haven't written/published yet. It can be hypothetical or something you really plan on releasing...

This is a snippet from a plot where Charles is a salesman at a Ferrari dealership and Max wants to buy a new car 👀

“You’re the first one I’m showing her.”

This time, he speaks as if introducing a bride to her mother and brothers, and his voice carries a hint of reverence that he doesn’t bother to hide. It’s fascination, the name.

“She’s not mine, but I confess I might be a little jealous of this one.” The sentence is accompanied by a smile that forms a dimple on the left, and before he can hold back, he adds, “I think only someone special deserves to drive her.”

Max Verstappen turns his face toward him, his eyes gleaming with something that Charles can’t quite identify, just like the tone from earlier. The blonde doesn’t respond immediately; instead, he runs his hand across the steering wheel again, his fingers securing themselves on the paddle shifter in shades of gray. The blonde secures the control in place with such ease that it makes Charles feel warm, and teases in a low voice, “Maybe I’m that person?”

Charles feels his face heat up but decides to play along. “There’s only one way to find out,” he says, moving like a clever cat and adjusting his seatbelt before casting an expectant look toward Max Verstappen.

The blonde calmly adjusts his seatbelt, licking his lips before reaching for the ignition button on the steering wheel. The engine roars to life, filling the space with a powerful sound that echoes around them, and both of them smile. Max Verstappen, for the first time, does so more openly as he hears the sound of the V12, revealing the beautiful crescents forming in his eyes — a detail that Charles, inexplicably, wishes to reach. Charles smiles too, not just for the engine’s sound, but for the awareness of the moment, feeling capable, if only for an instant, of forgetting everything except the man beside him.