#ask bingiplier

[citrusskater]

hey, bing ! have you ever considered these ?

I don't think so, dude! But there's a first time for everything, right????

[lostcybertronian]

For the mark ask thing, how about “you’re fun to touch” with Bing and Dark?

Heat helps Dark's chronic pain.

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Prompt: “You’re fun to touch.”

The muted light and tone of the television went largely unnoticed, though its soft glow pooled on the living room floor, even going so far as to lap at the feet of the couch. Beyond that, the only sound to be heard was a soft whirring as Bing ran his internal processor higher than was his model’s usual or its recommended, heating his body and, by extension, the room.

But it wasn’t the room that needed heating so much as it was Dark that needed heating, hence their unfortunate and embarrassing situation: Bing and Dark– together– lying on the couch, Dark tucked firmly in Bing’s arms. Normally Bing would’ve rather shut himself down than put himself in such a compromising position, but it was Dark. And Dark could be convincing. Eventually, under the threat of violence and the thick, purple shadows under Dark’s eyes, Bing caved.

Still. If anyone saw them like this, he’d never hear the end of it.

“Are you sure about this?” Bing asked, startling Dark from his half-asleep state.

“Shut up,” Dark mumbled. Even exhausted he sounded like he could and would be dangerous.

Bing swallowed. Then, he took a risk. “Why are we doing this?”

A long pause. Their position– Bing’s nose to the back of Dark’s head– made it so it was impossible to see his expression. 

Finally, “you’re fun to touch.”

Then Dark was asleep, his entire body relaxing into Bing’s embrace, leaving the android thoroughly confused and a little upset, since he was sure Wilford had a thing for Dark, and if Wilford were to find out about this, he’d be dead. More than dead. He’d be so dead even Google wouldn’t be able to piece him back together.

Fuck his life.

[doctordiscord123]

Ooooh for requests: It's very early into their relationship and Google wants to cuddle and be all lovey dovey but the ✨genius super computer✨can't figure out how to ask So in a moment of ✨sheer brilliance✨ he kisses another ego to make Bing jealous and initiate. Truly the shoving a square peg into a round hole of problem solving all true RomComs strive for.

Google was...

What did Bing like to say?

Trying his best.

They'd only been dating a few months now, but really...hardly anything had changed about their dynamic. If anything, Bing seemed even more flustered and nervous around him, and barely seemed capable of even touching Google, let alone initiating anything romantic or heaven forbid sexual. Sure, when Google initiated, gave him a little kiss or even just praised his work, Bing responded well. But he was getting a little tired of dancing around the subject, waiting for Bing to catch up.

So he went to the internet.

And what came up as a great motivator was jealousy.

Google could do jealousy.

So he waited. Waited for his moment, biding his time, until the perfect moment. It was just him and Bing in the living room, Bing watching some reality show while Google tinkered with a small project across his lap. They weren't touching, and it made Google twitch a little with irritation. Surely he wasn't that scary to his boyfriend of all beings. But when he'd gently touched Bing's thigh, rested his hand there a moment, Bing had sparked so violently and flushed such a bright shade of orange, Google had thought he'd broken something. So, no touching.

For now.

Just his luck, the next ego to walk in had been Bim. A more ideal option than some of the others. Bim wasn't paying attention to either of them, talking on the phone and seeming to want to head straight through the living room and into the kitchen.

Google didn't plan on letting him get that far.

Standing up, he carefully moved his project and all the spare pieces to the couch, walked over, grabbed Bim by the collar, and kissed him.

Bim practically shrieked, floundering in his iron grasp, before eventually managing to pull away once Google felt sufficient time had passed. "What the fuck, Google?!" He glanced at his phone, at the now hung-up call, and swore violently. "Great, Alice is going to kill me --" He stormed off immediately, forgetting whatever he was going to do in the kitchen, and already tapping away at his phone.

Google thought it was going to work. In fact, he was smirking when he turned to look at Bing. But then he saw Bing's face...how his boyfriend looked closer to being heartbroken and in tears rather than jealous...and something inside Google twisted up, circuits tangling in knots as it finally got through his supercomputer of a brain that he might've fucked up.

"Bing, I --"

Bing didn't say a word, just stood, and walked out of the room, shoving past Google with a barely disguised sob as the tears started falling. Google grimaced, running a hand through his hair, and swore under his breath.

Fuck.

[leobashi]

💜

Bing n Googs but sun and moon

[meloncalic]

!!! Bing my beloved (he's kind of underrated imo)! I'd love to see more doodles of the cool android. 😎

- Shrimp

look at the orange dude!! he’s so cool B))

why yes,, he is dabbing in the year of our lord 2022

[captain-neutrino]

The 4 Googles + Bing, poking the WAIA with a stick ✨ (or all of them hiding behind one* google as they* poke it with a stick)

It’s like that phenomenon where the more smart ppl you put in a room, the lower their overall IQ drops

[askmarkegos]

Ask for everyone: favorite color?

Thank you for asking! But some of the egos areeee a bit busy so you’ll get a few!! Oh and mines pink :) -W.ML.W.

White. -G

Orange of course!! -B🕶️

Don’t have one. -D

Uh, orange is my favorite -E. D.

Pink and red! -Y.P.

Youse might be shocked, but i like all the colors! -Y

If the item I’m stealing is colored, then that’s my favorite color for the day. -I

[ask-the-android]

Charging...

[glass-trash-bab]

i one time saw jse/mark egos porn on pornhub. i vividly remember bing fucking chase brody

It adds something to my life, I'll tell you that

[incorrect-egos-quotes]

Bing: Sorry, I have the humor of a 10 year old boy do you and joe still forgive me

Google: Who's Joe?

Bing: Joe Mama. I suppose Mike would also be upset by this

Wilford: Who's Mike

Bing: Mike Ock. Please send my apologies for Wendy

Google: But who's Wendy

Bing: Wendeez nuts are draggin' across your face. Hugh is finding this really funny

Wilford: Who's Hugh

Bing: My hugh jazz. I'm out of jokes so send my dearest regards to ligma

Google: Who's ligma

Bing: Steve Jobs

[citrusskater]

> [ Booting up... Loading servers... Opening file: askandrpblog.txt . ]

Hello dudes!! 🛹

My name's Bing and my pronouns are He/It/They 😎😎

I'm kinda just here now so like, ask me stuff if you want! I like learning about human stuff 'cuz it's so cool and interesting!! 💪

[ ooc stuff, rules, and tags under cut! please give it a look before sending things! ]

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the name's danny/apollo and pronouns are he/him, sun/suns and xe/xem!

i honestly have no clue what im doing with this so uh.... we'll just see where it goes shall we LOL

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rules:

> feel free to ask bing whatever, just please don't send anything suggestive/nsfw or anything in that realm of things. it just. makes me very uncomfortable as an ace, so please respect that 👍

> in terms of anything romantic or ship-wise, if you're a friend/mutual then feel free to talk to me about it; preferably if the characters have a history/interacted in the past. platonic stuff is always totally fine though!

> angst is chill, just nothing too heavy/serious please (basically nothing thatd require a serious tw)! id prefer to keep this blog somewhat(?) lighthearted :] (feel free to bully him if you want though /hj /lh)

> im not really sure what else to add rn lol (will probably update as needed)

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tags (will add as necessary):

[ 404: page not found ❓] > ooc txt

[ 1s and 0s 💻 ] > bing txt

[ save to file 💾 ] > reblogs

[ hello world 🌍 ] > asks

[ lines of code 🔗 ] > threads

others tags:

[ we didn't start the fire 🦊 ] > firefox / scriptedstories

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other blogs:

@fqirestofthemqll (an au actor, rp centric and less lighthearted)

[lostcybertronian]

Way to go einstein, with bingiplier and googleplier perhaps ???

For the life of me I can't remember what this pairing is called.

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Prompt: “Way to go, Einstein.”

Blue carried him in pieces. Plunked one after the other– arm, leg, sunglasses, arm, leg– onto the hub floor. Worth noting was that Bing’s head was still attached to his torso, so there would be no spinal-neural rewiring today. No consciousness restoration or personality reconstruction.

They’d been lucky, this time.

“At least you don’t have to do anything tricky,” Bing chirped, oh-so-helpfully vocalizing Blue’s own process. “I got lucky-”

Blue’s eyes flashed. “Shut up.”

Bing scowled, and, somehow regaining some control over his left hand, he worked at his mangled fingers until he could offer Blue a sarcastic thumb’s up. “Way to go. Excellent bedside manner, brah.”

“I wouldn’t require a bedside manner if you didn’t keep doing this to yourself.” His tone was flat. Bored, even. But the trilling of his core spoke of his agitation.

“And I wouldn’t keep doing this to myself if you bothered giving me the time of day!” Bing snapped. Then his one remaining eye widened, as if he just now processed what he’d said.

Blue whirred. Paused in his picking up and rewiring of Bing’s right elbow. Blue lubricant dripped slowly from his hand. “Explain.”

“No.” Came the answer, though what Bing wanted to say was that Blue only looked at him when he needed to be repaired. Other than that, he was nothing.

But even as Blue lifted one eyebrow, Bing bit down the flood of words, and eventually Blue gave up and continued putting him back together.

[the-crypt-of-randomness]

Bing hasn't forgotten about the ambush earlier - it was time to return the favor, naturally! Water balloons in hand and core whirring excitedly, an already soaked Bing comes flying down the street on his skateboard - a surprise attack on Random!

( @citrusskater )

(Sorry I missed this earlier! @citrusskater)

Random’s chuckling to herself. This was such a fun idea. She really had to thank Wilford for—

Suddenly, she’s pelted by water out of nowhere. After the initial shock, she shakes water off herself, glances at Bing and smirks.

“Too quick for me, dude. Kudos!”

[endersketch]

For character bingo, Bing!

~🧡

Bing my beloved 🥰

[fromthedeskof-darkiplier]

Have a good wedding. I have nothing negative to say about your union, though myself and my Bing might be absent from the ceremony. -G

Thank you, Googlebot. We understand if you can't make it.

-D

[eleganteldritch]

🗣

BING, AND/OR ACTOR uwu

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' Bing? Loud.

Actor? Asshole. '