#ask pocket

[scoonsalicious]

Pocket, I'm going to be quiet and see how this plays out. I'm sure Bucky is fine and staying away from Jade bitch. When Jade comes back, just puke on her. I hope u feel better and stay hydrated

Not gonna line, I've fantasized about puking all over that bitch.

I just wish Bucky would let me know that he's okay after that raid. He knows I fucking worry.

[game-boy-pocket]

Do you think Daisy really is a Wapeach or is she outside of that dynamic?

I really don't have a good enough grasp on Daisy to know much about her character, but from the little bit i've seen of her in Mario Land and Mario Kart, she doesn't seem anything at all like a "Wapeach" at all.

Really she just kind of seems like the Luigi to Princess Peach's Mario. A very similar character to Peach, in that she's a princess, she got kidnapped, was constantly not in the castle Mario went to, was rescued by Mario... but much like Luigi, she was somewhat differentiated over the years.

To me a "Wapeach" would e someone who is kind of wicked or antagonistic. If you ask me, the closest thing the Mario series has to a "Wapeach" is Captain Syrup. She's a leader, but not of a kingdom, of a band of pirates. She doesn't get rescued by Wario, she antagonizes him. Might pretend to be an ally but only for self serving reasons ( again, much like Wario himself ) also, and maybe this is just the Mario art style thing, but she's got a face kind of like Peach. Plus all the purple in her color pallet.

[shopwitchvamp]

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.

*wild cheering* /scene

🖤witchvamp.com🖤

[chloesimaginationthings]

Abby has another great FNAF lore question for Michael,,

[crimezi]

end an argument for me

and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong

[missholoska]

soriel week 2024 day 1: together! 💜💙

[yamujiburo]

If Delia is 29 and jessie 25

Plus ash Is 10

Would that mean Delia had ash at 19, damn that woman is strong

That takes a lot

But what do you think

yep that's correct! these are lifted from "pocket monsters: the animation". her being a teen mom is a large part of her backstory

[hellsitegenetics]

hello my favorite biology blog please wish me luck on biology exam i do not know how to read the questions

take this. he will protect you

[mayakern]

having recently tested it, I thought you might like to know your midi's fit four full grown female rats in one pocket quite comfortably

OH MY GOD you can’t just SEND me this and NOT show me PHOTOS?????

[l3irdl3rain]

Crazy that they make you go to work to get a paycheck. I really think my night job should have given me paid paternity leave. Don’t they know I’m a single father?

[stellerssong]

Tell us the sex stone joke

so this joke requires the light setup of, as the Resident Geologist, on any given hike my dad will have been subjected to a light barrage of Hey What's This Rock I Just Picked Up Off The Trail, answers ranging from "that's clearly serpentinite, the state rock of California—note the distinctive gray-green color and soapy texture" to "that's probably a local mudstone" to "that is a piece of concrete" to "that is tanbark."

the joke typically runs as follows:

you, presenting an interesting pebble for identification: hey, what's this rock i just picked up off the trail? my dad, after a few seconds of thoughtful examination: ah, interesting. what you have there is what's known as a "sex stone." you, slightly shocked by the apparent erotic provenance of what you thought was a random rock: oh! okay. i see. thanks. my dad, slyly: would you like to know why they call it that? you: um. yes? my dad: BECAUSE IT'S JUST A FUCKING ROCK.

[scoonsalicious]

Hey Pocket,

There are some theories that u maybe pregnant just wondering if kids was something u see in ur future with or without Bucky

Wow. Um, okay... that's... intense. I've gotta be honest with you, I've never really thought about having kids. I'm not saying I'd be against it, if it happened, but, well... I guess I just never assumed I'd be any good at it? Being a mom. I mean, my mom was a piece of shit junkie while I was growing up who let her bitch ass boyfriend abuse me, so I don't even know what a good mom looks like, outside of, like, sitcoms and shit. It's a really, really scary thought. This world is so fucked up. I see so many fucked up things; hell, I've lived so many fucked up things-- how can I protect a kid from all of it? If I did want them, though? Bucky would be a great dad; I know he would. I just don't know if he'd be the best partner, or if I could trust him to put our hypothetical kid first. I think I'd always be afraid, in the back of my mind, that he'd leave us. And I guess, in turn, that makes me scared that I'd turn out like my own egg donor-- lonely enough to let any douchebag into her and her kid's life. It's a fucking good thing I'm not pregnant, let me tell you. I am so not emotionally prepared to deal with that shit, lol.

[game-boy-pocket]

- Do you prefer the Koopalings (à la SMB3/SMW) or Baby Bowser?

- Did you play any of the Virtual Boy Mario games (Clash, Wario, Tennis), and if so, did you enjoy them? (I had Mario’s Tennis and I remember liking it. I can still remember the music vividly)

- What’s the classic Mario game you wish they’d bring back, either as a remake or via emulation? (I think you mentioned NSMB Wii recently, which I have fond memories of)

- If you were put in charge of Mario stuff at Nintendo right now and had free reign/carte blanche, what would you do?

Did you mean Baby Bowser or Bowser Junior? Not that there's much difference... either way my answer is the Koopalings by a huge margin.

Yes, I'm not big on the Tennis game, Mario's clash is interesting to me as a fan of the Mario Bros Arcade game, and another game where Wario is the Antagonist, I'm always for that. And Virtual Boy Wario Land feels like it's exactly part of an alternate timeline where Wario Land is a series that I would be more likely to enjoy. It's like the first Wario Land, but without screen crunch and with Wario being speedier. I do still need to finish these games. I did get a pair of 3D goggles so I can play on my CRT with stereoscopic 3D using an emulator.

If it's only a remake or emulation, then I guess I'd go with Super Mario RPG... I mean... I can play it on my SNES... but a remake would be dope as hell. But even if it was just a straight up port, I know it's not on the NSO right now so I would like other people to get the chance to play it. Of course if I could have a new entry in a dead Mario series, I want an updated version of Mario Bros. Arcade, with new abilities, new power ups, new characters and enemies, and new modes, online play and leaderboards. That or Wario's Woods.

That last one is a pretty big question.

First off... I would try to have a little more synergy between the different spinoffs, mostly in the Mario mainline series if I can justify their inclusion. Daisy, Wario, Donkey Kong, and the like. To paint a clearer picture of what I mean, if I had control earlier on, Tatanga would have been in Galaxy assisting Bowser and Rapheal the Raven would have appeared as a miniboss since they both make sense in that setting, Nabbit never would have existed and it would have been Wario stealing power-ups that you have to chase down, he'd regularly be causing grief to Mario in the main series, not even necessarily working with Bowser, Daisy would have been in the Sand Kingdom and Foreman Spike would have been in New Donk City... though I wouldn't be trying to cram in anyone and everyone, I'd just like a tad more synsergy when it makes sense.

I wouldn't do this as much for the spinoffs, like I wouldn't have a Donkey Kong Country game where DK is fighting the Koopa Troop, but I would once in a while imply that the Koopas do in fact exist, maybe a little throw away line from Cranky Kong or something.

I'd also try to revive dormant Mario series and bring ones that fell from grace back to a state that resembles what people remember the most fondly, while still trying to inject new ideas. Wario Land comes back taking a cue from WL4, with Waluigi as a player 2, Donkey Kong Country would bring back the Kremlings and make the other Kongs playable rather than make them powerups, Yoshi's platformers would stop all the papercraft stuff and go for a more hand drawn look ( and I mean flat art like Wario Land Shake It, not that garbage on the 3DS )

I'd make a new Mario RPG series that resembles a mix of all the Mario RPGs up until now. You get established Mario characters on your team both well known and obscure as well as new characters made up for the game, yes typical Mario enemies with accessories and hair like the Paper Mario Partners, i'd let the Paper Mario series keep going in it's current direction since it's got it's fans, I think Paper Mario fans would just be happy to have something resembling the first two games again.

I'd bring back Mario Vs. Donkey Kong but I'd get rid of the mini wind up toy things, just make a good puzzle platformer like DK '94, and possibly have more elements from both Mario and Donkey Kong's home series. In a twist, the post game would take a cue from Donkey Kong Junior and allow you to play as Diddy trying to release DK from Mario's chains.

I'd go back to having Mario make odd ball cameo appearances in other Nintendo games, if not straight up appearing like in Punch-Out, then having expies like Talon/Tarin in the Legend of Zelda or Mr. EAD in F-Zero.

And lastly, Mario Kart would turn into more of a celebration of Mario. Characters from any spinoff or any era could appear as racers. A good quarter of the tracks in any new Mario Kart game would be based on existing Mario games and their spinoffs, kind of like the Yoshi's Island track we recently got, but like... more of that.. and yes RPG characters could appear to.

I could probably spend all day on this question my dude so I think i'll end it here.

[daily-dragon-drawing]

A dragon who fits in your pocket so they can go everywhere with you?

#133 - 口袋 (kǒudài / pocket) - A conveniently sized buddy! 👀

[the-phantom-peach]

skyward sword zelink? 👉👈

errm sure, have an unfinished piece I’ve never posted “OTL

I think it’s so cute they would write letters when they sleep in the same building <3

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Danny and Tim are twins- And Vlad is the first to figure this out in his attempts to get DavlCo a new investor.

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Tim was getting the creeps from this guy. It was as if the room got colder, the seconds got longer and the room's shadows moved to their own volition. He stared Tim down less like 'You punk kid' and more like 'You'll be mine' in a way that Tim didn't appreciate. At all.

The guy kept setting meetings up despite Tim's direct insistance that Wayne Enterprises would never touch DalvCo- not with a ten foot pole or for all the money in the world. Some how Tim's board of directors kept getting swindled by the guy and... therefore more meetings. More looks from this guy that made him want to crawl out of his skin.

Vlad asked him if he ever went by Timothy- Tim couldn't reply "that's not my name" fast enough. It apparently inspired the guy somehow. More meetings that Tim can't reject because of board members pop up.

It's been long determined that Jason doesn't get involved with Wayne Enterprises, but after the Uncle and a few other paid-actor solutions go up in flames- Tim decides to call up his older brother to act as a bodyguard and tell this guy to fuck off for the final time.

Jason apparently also gets the Heebee-jeebies from this asshole but his message is loud and clear to Vlad. There's a flash of green and then all of sudden it's just Tim and Jason in the room... Only Jason isn't acting like himself.

Putting it together- Tim reaches for his contingency F stash of Knock out gas and doses Jason. Vlad doesn't re-appear so Tim assumes that to mean that he'll be trapped in Jason's person until Jason wakes up.

Walking out of the meeting room with his bus of a brother over his shoulders- Tim quickly asks Tam to reach out to Vlad's Emergency contact. Surely there is someone in this man's company willing to explain what the fuck Vlad was trying to pull. Tim theoretically can keep Jason drugged asleep for a long time- surely that threat can get him somewhere.

The day drags on as Tim continues to keep Jason unconscious and eventually Tam lets him know that someone is here for Vlad. She says it with the addition of one of their codes- He mentally prepares himself for the worst and then... His doppleganger walks through the door? What the fuck?

Tim and Danny puzzle about one another for a little too long and Jason wakes up- Vlad pops out immediately. A shouting match between Danny and Vlad commences and...

"Man I knew our family had unresolved issues but seriously what the fuck has your clone dealing with?" Jason asks, as though he could watch this all day with pop corn.

"You made more clones?!" Danny screamed at Vlad who's only response is "Not this one! This one is actually polite!"

"Fuck you!" Tim and Danny reply in tandem.