#asmo hours 💕

[khalixvitae]

Something about Asmo makes me fucking crazy. The fact that his party girl persona is just that- a persona, one that he’s hanging on to by his fucking fingernails. There’s a UR+ card I got ages ago (it’s a snow related card. Cannot remember the name off the top of my head) and one of his unlocked chats is just so devastating. He’s so incapable of being honest about how he feels/what he’s thinking that he’s practically begging the MC to listen to what he’s saying, to try and understand what he’s telling you. because if he had to come right out and say how he feels about you or himself or anything at all it would destroy him. He’s clinging on to the ghost of a reputation he had before the fall and constructing a new one around its long dead corpse. To acknowledge anything outside of that would pick apart what he’s worked so hard to convince people of. And when Simeon calls him out on it he has to deny deny deny, he’s irritated and uncomfortable because he’s aware of it. Like yes he can be so silly and whiny and even toxic but the thing is that Asmo is smart. Like, really smart. He knows he’s a house of cards, and whenever anything threatens his stability he has to find a way to come out on top. He has to have control or else it’s all coming down. I mean that’s even showcased by the pact offer between him and the MC (I’d argue that it applies to his pact with Solomon as well). Idk I’m just obsessed with characters who have the world and everything in it but all they want is to be genuinely and deeply loved. Bonus points if they’re in Asmo’s position, where surface level affection and adoration from others is guaranteed and equally desired but doesn’t scratch that itch, doesn’t fill that void with something they know they’re missing but just can’t figure out. I rlly wish Solmare had done more with his character because he has so so much potential that they just hint at before pushing him aside. Ironic that even the devs don’t want to fully explore past the charade they gave him

[bryan-writes]

Obey me headcannons— the seven brothers

This is dedicated to a lovely anon who requested headcannons for how the brothers would react when you have a chronic illness. I didn’t know if they wanted me to post the ask publicly, so I’m just putting the dedication here. Thank you so much for requesting anon, you’re so sweet!💕

Chronic illness (not specified), the use of a rollator and other mobility aids, super fluffy, comfort <3

Credit to the lovely @enchanthings for the dividers!

Lucifer

Lucifer is a fortress of reliability in your life, an unwavering pillar in the chaos of the Devildom. He watches you carefully, noting the subtleties of your condition— the furrow of your brow on harder days, the way your hand lingers on your pink rollator for balance. His care manifests in quiet ways: ensuring there’s always a chair nearby when he knows you’ll need to rest, crafting detailed excuses to Diavolo when you can’t attend RAD, and personally delivering your assignments to keep your workload manageable.

When you’re bed-bound, Lucifer steps into your room with his usual air of authority but softens immediately at the sight of you wrapped in blankets. He reads to you in his deep, velvety voice, carefully pacing his words so they become a soothing balm. “You’re resilient,” he murmurs one evening, his fingers brushing yours as he places a glass of water within easy reach. “But that doesn’t mean you have to face every struggle alone.”

Mammon

Mammon hovers without hovering, pretending he’s just hanging out when he’s really making sure you’re okay. He carries your cane for you if you need to use your rollator, and though he tries to act nonchalant, there’s a noticeable spring in his step when you let him. “What, you think I wouldn’t look after ya?” He says, grinning ear to ear, though his hands tremble slightly when he sees you falter during a dizzy spell. He’s always ready to catch you— literally and figuratively.

On days when you can’t get out of bed, Mammon becomes your personal sunshine, bringing you snacks, fluffing your pillows, and cracking jokes to make you laugh. “If ya need anything, just call your Great Mammon,” he says dramatically, plopping onto the chair beside you. And when you fall asleep mid-conversation, he’ll quietly tuck your blanket around you tighter, his face soft with adoration.

Levi

Levi spends hours researching chronic illnesses online, desperate to understand how he can help. He’ll shyly offer you gadgets he’s customized, like a compact fan for your rollator or an extra comfy cushion for your wheelchair. He insists on taking breaks during outings to give you time to sit, disguising his attentiveness as “oh, I just wanted to look at this anyways.”

When you’re stuck in bed, Levi turns your room into a haven. He sets up a laptop with your favorite shows queued up, brings snacks, and nervously asks if you want co-op a game with him. “I can carry you,” he says, both in-game and out, his voice tinged with both humor and sincerity. If you fall asleep during his anime marathons, he doesn’t mind, the sound of your steady breathing comforts him.

Satan

Satan is a master of planning, adapting seamlessly to your needs without making a fuss. He always knows the best routes to avoid stairs and will casually suggest a detour that leads to a bench, ensuring you never feel singled out for needing to rest. He notices when you’re pushing too hard and gently redirects your focus, his voice calm and reassuring: “There’s no shame in taking a moment.”

On bad days, Satan becomes a quiet source of comfort, bringing you books to read aloud if you’re too tired or simply sitting beside you while he reads. “Your strength inspires me,” he says one evening, his fingers brushing against yours as he passes you your meds. He means it— it's in the reverence of his voice, in the way his gaze lingers on you like you’re the most remarkable story he’s ever known.

Asmo

Asmo loves to help you feel beautiful, no matter how your body feels. He decorates your pink rollator with ribbons and charms, insisting that it’s “an accessory, darling, not just a mobility aid!” He’s always attuned to your energy levels, subtly adjusting plans to suit your needs. “It’s not about where we go,” he says with a dazzling smile, “it’s about being with you.”

When you’re bedridden, Asmo brings the spa to you. He sets up scented candles, does your nails (even if you’re too tired to care), and reads silly magazine articles aloud just to hear you laugh. “You’re gorgeous no matter what,” he says, his voice soft, stroking your cheek as you doze off. “I hope you know that.”

Beel

Beel is all about practical care. He carries snacks with him at all times, just in case you need salt or energy while out. He’s quick to offer his arm for balance, his movements so natural that you never feel burdensome. If you ever need to pause, he kneels beside your chair or rollator, keeping eye level with you and saying, “take your time; we’re not in a hurry.”

On bad days, Beel stays by your side. He cooks your favorite meals, even if you can only manage a few bites, and keeps his voice low and soothing. “I don’t like seeing you hurt,” he admits one evening, his large hand carefully cradling yours. “But I’ll be here for you, no matter what.” The sincerity in his eyes makes you feel safe, even on your hardest days.

Belphie

Belphie is all about creating restful spaces. He drapes blankets over your rollator when you’re not using it, insisting it “deserves to be cozy too.” He has a sixth sense for when you’re overexerting yourself, tugging you toward the nearest soft surface with a sleepy grin. “You need to rest,” he says simply, offering his lap as a pillow if no chairs are around.

When you’re confined to bed, Belphie takes it as an excuse to nap beside you. He’ll murmur quiet reassurances as he tangles his legs with yours, grounding you with his warmth. “Don’t push yourself,” he whispers, his hand resting lightly on yours. “We’ve got all the time in the world.” In those moments, his love is the softest kind of devotion, steady and unspoken.

[princessozera]

so, random thought, there's a good chance the demon bros inadvertently harmed mc in some capacity just because human and demon limits are so vastly different, and the main human any have had contact with is Solomon, whose humanity is somewhat debatable. mc might act like they're invincible, but they are human in the end, and human durability is largely that we can keep going after almost any injury, not that we don't get injured

like Lucifer strings them up as he would his brothers, forgetting (assume he's really tired or stressed or whatever) that doing so puts a lot of pressure on the body and can cause actual damage instead of just being annoying like it is to his brothers. depending on how exactly he ties them up it'd change the effects but it's never gonna be great for them

Mammon running away from shenanigans with them and he tugs on their hand a bit too hard and fast to get them safely around a corner and dislocates their shoulder in the process because force = mass x speed and Mammon is a speedy boy. or he's running from Lucifer and slams into them at top speed, and if they can't protect their head from the wall/floor you know Mams is freaking out because mc is all out of it and there's so much blood and he doesn't care how Lucifer punishes him as long as he makes sure mc is alright

otaku Levi with his nonexistent sleep schedule doesn't realise just how badly sleep deprivation affects humans. paranoia, weakened immune system, depersonalisation, all the way to sleep deprivation psychosis. you go 96 hours or 4 days without sleep and lemme tell you, you ain't properly attached to reality anymore. been there, done that, would not recommend. there were bugs crawling all over my arms and legs and shadow people whispering. fucking sucked, and I was constantly shaking so I kept dropping stuff

if anyone knows about human durability, at least in theory, it's Satan, but the avatar of wrath can be emotionally charged. he really didn't mean to hurt them, but he was trying so hard not to lose it that day and as he led mc out of his room so they wouldn't be caught in the inevitable explosion, his deadly sharp claws nicked their skin. the wounds were mostly superficial— hurt like a bitch but no major arteries were damaged— but there was quite a lot of blood and Satan felt sick in a way he never had before. humans scar easily, a useful trait to close open wounds quickly, but Satan hates that he was the cause of those raised lines

Asmo is probably best at remembering since he hangs out with Solomon and has had human lovers before, but he is mostly around Solomon who cannot die. so he doesn't always remember what is and isn't toxic for humans, especially since a lot of poisons are used in medicines at lower doses and a lot of things we need to live are poisonous if we consume enough. it'd only take one slip up to put mc in hospital, and of course they don't blame him but he begs Satan to teach him as much as he can so it never happens again

you know Beel would try his best to remember, and he'd feel horribly guilty if he ever hurt mc, but he's big and strong even by demon standards and can eat anything that isn't Solomon's cooking. there's a few ways this one could go— sharing food with them that's toxic to humans, hugging them a bit too hard, mc giving him their food and going hungry, they work out together and they get hurt... take your pick

and Belphie knows all too well how fragile mc is, so he's very careful with his demonic strength around them. he already killed them once with barely any effort. but one day he wakes up from napping with mc to find he held them too hard and they're bruising. maybe his arm curled around their neck as it bloomed black and blue once again. Belphie doesn't nap with them for a while after that

! ANON! 💕💕💕💕

I don't know how you sniped me from across the highway but whump/injuries are exactly my cup of obsession and I've thought about this forever- i just never really had enough to make a full post. I LOVE your ideas and I hope you dont mind me bouncing some of my own off them;

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Lucifer and his funny little habit of hanging his brothers 💕 Say he takes pity on MC, makes sure they're right side up, nothing around the neck and only tied beneath the arms and around the legs. Plans to take them down in 5 minutes, really it was meant to be the pet equivalent of air jail. But a call here, difficulties there and 5 minutes turn to 10 and then it slips to 15. It's so little time, absolutely nothing compared to the nights he's left Mammon up over the banister.

So why are there screams in the hall? Why are Asmo, Mammon and Levi on the phone with Solomon, Barbatos, and Simeon respectively? He doesn't understand why they don't immediatley drop MC down, only catching the tail end of Solomon explaing something called "suspension trauma" to Asmo. When they do get MC down, even from a distance he can see the color is almost completely gone from their face, while their legs are a few shades darker. He watches Satan mouth out the count for MC's pulse, quick and staggering. When MC wakes, they can't seem to take a proper breath- gasping, clutching their chest, tearing up and confused. There isn't much more any of them can do, other than stand back and hand MC over to Barbatos and Solomon.

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In a movie, it would be considered slapstick comedy, the way that Mammon skid around a corner full speed, carpet pulling under his feet , hip checking the wall as he ran away from Lucifer. In a movie it would be hilarious they way him and MC crashed, sending them literally flying back, head bouncing off the wall, swirls in their eyes and stars dancing around their head. In a movie they would only need to shake it off and get up to yell at him, with Lucifer standing back and watching in smug satisfaction.

But there wasn't anything funny about this, MC slumped in his arms, blood turning his tshirt into a darker shade of black, making it tacky and stick onto his skin. They're awake, sort of? But their pupils aren't the same size, and the speech is slurred. There's a truce as Lucifer heals MC, and they get them to a proper doctor.

Mammon gets better at ducking and weaving around MC, it even helps him evade Lucifer better. But MC doesn't escape the dislocated shoulders, and unwanted popping of their knuckles when Mammon holds their hand too hard. Neither had known that after the first dislocation, its a lot easier to dislocate your should again. It's never intentional, but it always hurts- MC tries to breathe through it if there is an urgency, but Mammon catches the way they pointedly look away, trying to blink the tears away, and knows that he's- once again- failed to keep MC out of harm.

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Levi being MC's energy drink dealer. He doesnt know why they dont but their own, but he has plenty so he ultimately doesnt mind sharing. They're not attached at the hip so he doesnt see how little sleep MC is getting, a single can carrying them through 2 whole days. They know its time to 1-up again when their heart stops sounding like helicopter blades.

He finds them on the floor of their room, rubbing their arms raw with the hard bristle brush Asmo uses to buff his horns, babbling incoherently to themselves.

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With Satan the physical is NEVER intentional, as much as he used to rage in the early days of the fall, the thought of hurting MC didn't sit well with him. But tiny nicks are so easy to cause when even his regular nails are sharper than a humans'. If MC can keep their reactions subtle, it wont be until Satan is laying in their lap that he notices the "freckles" on their arms don't quite lay flat.

When you're used to fast reflexes, you don't think twice about slamming a door in someone's face. Someone (MC) who was too close and now has a broken, bloody nose. Now whenever the snore in their sleep, or their nose whistles when they laugh too hard, Satan remembers opening the door to MC doubled over, blood leaking from between their fingers as they tried to put pressure on the bridge of their nose.

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Dosage and concentration.

Asmo is vaugely familiar with these terms- SPF strength, alcohol proofing, acidity in his skin care. He's had so many spa nights with Solomon that he doesn't think twice about sharing his skin care routine with MC as well. Powders, gels, creams, exfoliants. Some a bit too harsh, MC's skin turns warm and flush, so he thinks their skin is sensitive. He'd ask for help caring for his wings and horns. MC goes in with their bare hands to get a good scrub, attributing the burn to the rough edges and upturned edges of Asmo's horns. It feels like icyhot, so it must be working. When they're done, Asmo tries to take the rest of the cream off their hands to apply to his hands, but they both scream as a visible layer of skin from MC starts peeling off as well. The acid having fulling numbed and killed off most of the senses in MC's hand, had started to deteriorate the skin, and its by some small blessing that MC hadnt already applied it to their face. It takes a panicked called to Solomon to get the feeling back into MC's hands, but it still takes weeks for the skin to grow back on to their hands. The pain of bandages on raw muscle is excruciating, and Asmo sticks to them like glue, fully taking the blame for their condition.

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Beel and Belphie have another trauma to share as twins- nearly killing MC in their sleep! Beel doesnt understand how heavy an unconcious body can be, and being as large as he is, this becomes a problem the first time him and MC share a bed. He falls asleep with an arm draped over them, but exhaustion from practice has him rolling on to them. Even if not entirely covering them, the weight on their chest makes it hard to breathe and MC soon drops nicities and is trying their damnest to get him off or at least wake him up. Its a panicked use of the pacts to call another brother that saves them, and Beel cant sleep for the rest of the night.

Belphie doesn't have as many night terrors these days, but they can still get bad. Usually sleeping with MC can keep these dreams at bay, but on nights that they dont, he wakes up to find MC tossed onto the floor or squeezed between him and the wall. On the worsts of these nights, he woke up to MC screaming, having wrapped a hand and tail so tightly around their arm that it shattered in 2 places.

(Can I also offer a beel and belphie alternative: MC wanting to match Beel's stamina/ gym workout time and getting muscle deterioration. Belphie wanting a sleeping partner so he messes up their sleeping cycles, 10+ hrs asleep, accidentally depriving them of light, water, and food, causing a depressive episode)

[devilevlls]

Hello hello! I’ve loved what I’ve seen so far and wanted to take a shot at requesting!

How about the brothers and an mc who likes to play with their hair? Like, just have their hand in their scalps.

- 🧡✨

Hiii, thanks for the request 💕

For this one, I've chosen Asmo and Belphie, hope you like it!

Obey me brothers with an MC who likes to play with their hair!

Gender-Neutral MC༘ ⋆｡˚

Asmodeus

Asmo absolutely adores it! He can stay like this for hours!

With a contented sigh, Asmo nestles into MC's lap, his eyes fluttering closed as they weave their fingers through his silky strands.

Will ask for braids and cute beads

Brags about it afterward, showing off his hairstyle to all of his brothers, with a twirl and a flourish, Asmo will walk into the common room, his braids swaying elegantly with each step. "What do you think, my darlings?" he chirps, striking a pose. "Isn't MC simply the most talented hairstylist?

Belphegor

As MC's gentle fingers glide over Belphegor's scalp, he can feel the tension melting away, replaced by a comforting wave of relaxation. Literally falls asleep in minutes.

In his slumber, Belphegor murmurs softly, his voice laced with a hint of bliss. "Feels so good," he mumbles, a faint smile gracing his lips as he sinks deeper into the sensation.

Almost purrs when MC slowly go down, scratching the back of his neck softly

Shivers and giggles a little

In the embrace of sleep, Belphegor finds a sense of peace he has never known before, he never slept so well~

This is part of my collection "being silly with the brothers".

I'll post anytime I get some cute interaction in mind.

Won't make it for all of them, just the one's that I think would fit in the subject.

Tag: #obey me silly moments

Masterlist

[asexual-levia-tan]

first time i've cleared all three cards💕 i'd wracked up so much grimm from the event that i was gonna go wild leveling up cards but i'm glad i waited or i wouldnt have had enough for this pfft

also! mammon outfit came at the same time as the final piece of the memory card!💕💕💕 im gonna still aim for that asmo as much as i can in the next few hours but even if i dont manage it this is still a pretty good haul

[alans-maladaptive-daydreams]

Living with the brothers would include...

Okay these are headcanons I have from the brothers and your life in the house of lamentations. I ended up making it sweeter and more wholesome than I expected lol, but I hope you like it!💕

Words: 1.3k

Warnings: Non-native writing, so if you find a mistake please let me know!

Reader: Gender Neutral.

The first week of your stay there it was very common to feel sick or without energy, this is due to the HUGE amount of dark magic that surrounds the house.

And not just any magic, magic from the three elders of the family. Protection magic made to take care not only of the house but also of the youngest members of the family.

It is a routine to see Lucifer walk the halls before everyone goes to sleep. You learned, after asking him why the hell he was so creepily pacing the halls, that he would put up barriers and seal the house in case some idiot, because come on who would ever think of harming the princes of hell, tried to break into the house or hurt his brothers while they were in their most vulnerable states.

Then in the early morning Leviathan patrols the house, just to make sure everyone is okay and that the elder's barriers are working properly.

When it's time to get up you can feel Mammon's magic all around, this gives them not only protection but also good luck before they leave home.

Over time your body got used to this magic protecting you constantly, to such an extent that you could feel when one of them was missing.

At breakfast time it is almost a golden rule that everyone is at the table. If one is missing, no one will touch the food until he appears, not even Beel breaks this rule.

It is quite normal for the food to be too much, but grotesquely too much. In fact all the brothers eat a lot, but of course, not as much as the avatar of gluttony. So there are almost never any leftovers at any meal.

When it's time to go to RAD, Lucifer checks each of his brothers and you. He does this to prevent any dangerous items from being taken to the institution, but in truth, none of them would even think of taking anything like that.

Lucifer and his brothers just want an excuse to look after and be looked after. The eldest usually arranges uniforms and hair of his brothers while waiting to be picked up by Diavolo.

Walking to RAD alone is not an option. You have several options for getting there. First you can go with Mammon and Leviathan (when he decides to go to class), in the second eldest's car. Second you have Satan or Asmo who are usually picked up by their friends. Third you can walk with the twins, or you can travel on Beel's back, who is used to carrying a sleeping Belphie in his arms, and you, believe me, won't weigh an ounce to this giant.

Lucifer is not really an option unless you want to be stuck in administrative and political meetings for at least three hours and be late for class. Plus Lucifer refuses to let you miss your classes so it's a no go.

One thing you will never understand is the sixth sense of location that these guys have because they always, ALWAYS, know the exact location of the rest of their brothers. Although usually if you ask they will refuse to answer you because they know you will be spending time alone with that person you are looking for and of course, they are jealous as fuck lol.

Sometimes you tend to forget that they are brothers and domestic or natural moments in siblings reminds you and helps you understand that it's actually not as different as human families, these moments are:

One of the most common is to hear them yelling at each other from one room to the other, they are not even fighting, they are just asking each other questions or asking for items to be handed to them.

You can always hear Satan and Asmo complaining about the mess some of them leave around the house.

Many times you saw the brothers laughing while blocking the door to another one, who screams and bangs the door insulting until they let him out, usually this is done by Belphie because he is a brat.

It is very common to hear them running and racing to get into the kitchen, snitching on each other to Lucifer or to occupy a space on the couch.

Canonically your room is next to the kitchen, so it is common to hear them at different times of the day fighting over food portions eaten by others, or just talking.

In the first few weeks, you had a hard time adjusting to the size of the house. More than once you opened rooms that led nowhere before you found the right one.

In fact, the house of lamentations has many, many false corridors, rooms and walls, and you can also find several secret rooms if you look hard enough.

Let's talk a little bit about your room, you are lucky to have your own bathroom, everyone does in fact. Can you imagine having to share a bathroom with 7 guys?

It's very common to find the brothers' stuff in your room, your stuff also tends to disappear.

If you do a full cleaning of your room and look in the most remote places you will find all kinds of things belonging to them.

It's no coincidence that they are there, the brothers hide their stuff so your room smells like them in case you want to bring an unknown demon into your bedroom.

You can call it marking territory if you want lol.

Regarding your lost items, let me tell you that once you lose them you will hardly ever find them back, your only hope is to literally cry in front of the brothers while telling them how important that item was to you.

A few days later it will appear in the most obvious place in your room.

The study sessions were more normal than you expected.

Usually someone would ask in the group chat about a class they didn't understand and then everyone would meet in the library, some with the same question, others with a different one.

Satan and Lucifer are the ones who usually teach the rest. There are times when Belphie joins in and explains some things.

If you want to know more about the past of the brothers or if you have some questions about the bible, religion or any subject related to the Celestial realm or the Devildom, that is the best time to collect information and learn more about them.

The brothers seem happy to answer your very human questions. Plus their answers are shocking and revealing to you.

So don't be surprised if you end up leaving the library questioning everything you thought you knew lol.

Something you understood after a while is that meals are very important moments for the brothers, they rarely have breakfast, lunch or dinner separately. It's the best time where you can see them interact and be a relatively normal family.

To be honest, at first it was hard for them to include you in their routines, there have been seven of them since long before you existed and adding an eighth one back to the family table was difficult for everyone.

However, you are now indispensable to the family.

Their lives had completely changed when the exchange program started.

And at first everything felt strange, as if you didn't belong there, as if you were invading a space that didn't belong to you and wasn't meant for you.

Now sitting in that eighth chair felt natural, as if you had always been there. As if that was your place.

Despite being a human, despite having a life far from Devildom, that place, that house and those seven brothers felt more like family to you than probably many of your blood relatives.

The bond you had with them was something you never expected to have with beings so… disliked in your world.

It was so different from what you had heard and learned throughout your life, it was something beautiful that you ended up finding in the most unexpected place.

You had found a place where you belonged. It was almost as natural as breathing for you.

That place is now your home.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Mammon non-locked bday ending was messy in both good and bad way but his locked ending i—

*i have ceased to function*

Honestly I really liked the non-locked route because of how fucking funny the ending was😭😂 someone really needs to take Lucifer on a factory tour or that man's gonna keep bringing it up at the most inopportune of moments just "wow insane that *absolutely bonkers world ending situation* is happening we'd better go on that factory tour before it all goes up in flames haha right guys?" The longer he's denied the more desperate and out of character he gets until it's "you got stabbed MC? Sucks. So that factory tour...?"

But yeah the locked one was😖💕❤ & I'm gonna turn this post into a compilation I'm sorry;

No one else is doing it like mammon 😭

Y'know how a couple of the brothers* have called out MC for favouring Mammon and I'm just like can ya blame them???

*(levi, beel & belphie that I know of for sure. But honestly some of the others might have said something too at some point. Asmo seems to encourage it & delight in it - but then again he asked for a threesome once so ig that makes sense)

My favourite point of blatant favouritism that wasn't called out in-game but really should have been (because it would have been hilarious) was in that karaoke memory devilgram with Mammon, Belphie & Solomon where MC listens to them sing & comments on each performance. For Belphie & Solomon the best dialogue option was something like "wow he's so good he could get paid for this". While for Mammon it was something like "wow he's so good you could fall in love with him"

Or that one WHOLE event where they had to complete tasks with each brother so they could escape the rooms in the house and all the tasks were small short things like stand behind someone and be their arms etc. Then for Mammon's task MC walked in on him muttering about liking MC and their task WAS TO HUG EACH OTHER FOR A WHOLE ASS HOUR WHILE A FUCKING LOVE STORY PLAYED ON THE TV AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THE WHOLE EVENT WAS JUST MC'S DREAM!!!!????

like just babe!!???? EXCUSE ME!?

[love-archer]

What his hands do. . .

♡ While riding him~ ♡

♡.Obey me!

♡♡.NSFW!! Fem!reader, groping, marking kink

♡♡♡. This took too far long to finish for no good reason, sorry angel, hope you like it :) 💕

. . . A S M O D E U S !

♡ Testing out stainless lipstick experiment quickly turns into a lip lock hot heated session with Asmo

♡ His hands don't stay in one place and he pulls you close, minutes go by, some clothes are on the bed and floor

♡ His own hands would be on your hips, keeping you on top of him, he wants to admire the beautiful look he brings to your face~

♡ His nails slightly dig in, hips rut into yours

♡ His moans and little giggles bounce on the walls to your ear, saying how good you feel, how the heat in the pit of his stomach is getting warmer and warmer, how you look so pretty on him~!

♡ His hand moves down to your thigh, he wants to make you feel even more good~ One hand is giving more sensations to you and the other making sure you don't fall off him

♡ He loves it when you roll back your head, does it feel good, huh baby~?

♡ His moans would get louder as the knot in his stomach get tighter and tighter

♡ His face would nuzzle in your neck when he cums, arms around you and his chest heaving up and down

. . . S A T A N !

♡ He saw a certain book on your bed, um...it's interesting in some sort

♡ He came later again when you were in the room, he asked if you actually wanted to try something from the book

♡ THE Satan, asking YOU, a mere human, to take the lead in bed? You jumped on the opportunity!

♡ Satan thought you'd just push on the bed, take his shirt off but...not walk up to him with a very silky rope?

♡ His hands tied up above his head now, he doesn't quite like how he can't touch you

♡ He would feel a spark when your hand touches his stomach and hips, he knows you're trying not to fall but it makes his cock twitch and his heart beat faster

♡ His eye brows knit closer and his eyes narrow, he can't seem to look away, your hips dip down and you're devouring his cock in seconds, your hips go up ever so slowly

♡ He doesn't want to admit it but like this, you...you feel divine, dear

♡ His finger wrap around the silk that's holding his arms up, Mhhhm where did you learn to grind like that? Fr...from that book? Shit...he might get more of those book for you haha~

♡ His head slips back, "Mhm..m" He needs to be tied up more...

. . . B E E L Z E B U B !

♡ Being on his lap is nice, he's warm and horribly tries to feed you popcorn without looking at you, you two decided to have at home movie date by using Mammon's room as a theater

♡ Of course, Using the room costed Beel a few grimms but he didn't mind since this is a chance to have you all to himself

♡Half an hour or so goes by and..the movie started to play a very...loud sex scene, you thought it'd end quick yet three minutes of moaning and bouncing and tearing clothes off, it was still going on

♡ You shifted a bit, trying to get a better view around you, that damn remote is somewhere!

♡ You moved again but to the right, Ah! It's next to Beel's thigh, you looked up at him, smiling but...he wasn't?

♡ His eyes aren't focused but his hands seem like it, on your thighs...a bit too tight

♡ "We could try that...MC?" He nods to the movie that's still playing, his hands slip under your shirt, you also realize that something is hard under your thigh

♡ ah . . .

♡ He's turned on

♡ you are about to turn the tv off but he took the remote and put it down, "We need to copy them, MC"

♡ The beloved popcorn is on the floor, you're facing him now, his hands on your ass, you're moving like the demoness on the screen

♡ "Look, you're going too slow..." His lips rest on your neck, his hands grip harder, "Wait...mhh I'll help you."

. . . B E L P H I E !

♡ With beel being out for practice, knowing he'll be home after midnight, Belphie takes advantage of the empty bedroom

♡ He would text you to come, he has something to show you, you walk in and he's on the bed with...wait! I-is that your laptop? He looks up at you, "It's...let's see in a file called "TO DO"...heh.." you hear....moaning but it's feminine? Oh...oh no

♡ There's a print in his pants, he..he really likes the video, he pats his lap, "Come on, you're not shy." That smirk...he's a bit of an asshole

♡ He put the laptop aside, he spreads his legs apart, he pulls his pants down,"Here, I'll be nice and start it for you..." His hand goes up and...down and up and down..

♡ His eyes are half open but he's looking at you, "MC..MC...Come on..." His other hand reaches for your pants, he's trying to pull them down

♡ After he's down wetting your hole with his pre-cum, you push yourself down, your hands on his chest

♡ He's laying down, looking at you, one hand on your hip, the other between your legs "You..you don't have to hide things...things for me, MC, you can do this whenever.." His brows twitch "Mhhh, go down..come on.."

❦ © love-archer 2022, all rights reserved ❦

[khalixvitae]

Ok so rip @6okuto and everyone else who has to see this but: here comes my breakdown comparison of Vil and Asmo. I have been adding to this for two days now.

So in short: are they alike? Yes. But no. But also yes! It’s complicated. Because really, we’re not talking about two people here- we’re talking about four. Both Vil and Asmo have extremely public occupations, but that doesn’t make either of them devoid of a private life. But what it does make is a clear difference between their private desires and their public personas, which both have carefully curated to fulfill certain needs. They are both people, yes, but they’re also both Names. Brands, even, if you want to push it a little further. And like, naturally, this is going to cause friction because ultimately they are people with wants and needs etc etc.

So the best way to talk about this is to sort of break down their individual public and private desires/personas and the subsequent internal friction that creates👍. As well as the similarities and differences they share👍

So Vil, to the public, is poised and charismatic. Eternally put together, media trained for his whole life, somehow good at everything he puts his mind to; effectively perfect. That’s a big draw for his fans and admirers in the canon- he’s just so good that it’s impossible not to notice. But as effortless as it all may appear from the outside, it’s actually a product of intense labor. That’s par for the course, though- Vil believes he should work hard and be acknowledged for his immaculate results (but to beg to be praised publicly for your work/efforts??? For the process itself? would be so tacky in Vil’s mind). Vil’s “brand” as a public figure is about his perfection, and his work towards it, but only in moderation. It’s got to look effortless even if every move is carefully thought out, but all credit must go to his routines and regimens. It’s like his discipline in itself must appear effortless. It’s. Really convoluted when you think about it. But I digress.

Anyway, the difference in branding when it comes to Asmo should already be somewhat apparent. Asmo is all about being charismatic and beautiful, sure, but in a hot mess party girl kind of way. Like he’s curated this whole persona where he’s meant to be perfect and oh so lovable not despite his mannerisms, but because of them. He’s turned hedonism into an endearing trait- which I would assume flies so well because he’s. Yk. A demon and all. Which also the mechanic of him being a demon definitely contributes to the differences between his and Vil’s public personas. Asmo is flashy, and loud, and his antics are publicly received as cute. Endearing. He’s a hot mess and the devildom’s most beautiful resident. Not to mention his innate charm thing- I mean that. Definitely contributes to his whole. Thing. And also, Asmo’s whole bit about loving himself more than anyone else is a major part of this persona!!! That is critical to keep in mind!!! They are both insanely smart and have carefully designed the way that they are perceived!!! Even if they have created diametrically opposed personas, they are meant to have similar effects in their respective universes/social groups!!!

But despite these differences, Asmo and Vil are both public figures and influencers with a particular aim: to be adored. To be the favorite of their respective audiences. Which I mean, really, makes sense all things considered. They couldn’t be more different on the surface, but at the same time they’ve both carefully curated their public images to achieve the same end. But then we get into the personal sphere, and everything really turns on its head.

In both of their respective personal lives, Asmo and Vil are… honestly very compassionate. They both go out of their way to care for the people closest to them/that they feel responsible for, especially through acts of service. I feel like we do see that more with Vil than with Asmo, but also that feels unfair considering that they have very different personalities??? So while we may see Vil doing things like making personalized skincare products for everyone in his dorm and doling out tough love to his dorm mates, Asmo dotes on the MC similarly but with a much softer touch. Both are very keen on helping those they care about become better versions of themselves, even if their respective ideas of what that may look like do differ.

I feel like some of the more personal characteristics of Vil and Asmo get lost in fandom interpretations, which makes me sad?? They’re both frequently painted as shallow and self absorbed beauty queens, but in all actuality that’s just ??? In universe propaganda??? Like these surface level traits people so often ascribe to them are derived from the gossip of their peers, and also both of them are known to use these misconceptions to their advantage in their respective canons. Vil and Asmo are so incredibly smart, I really cannot stress that enough. Everything about them is planned, preened, and perfected so that it elicits a particular reaction. And in their personal lives, away from the public, those personas are hard to shake and often their peers have wildly inaccurate ideas about them. Which creates a crazy amount of tension within both of them, because at their very core they both want the same thing.

To be seen for what they are, and appreciated for it. Loved for it, even. To be seen as people and still be chosen, to have all their efforts recognized and respected.

And that creates problems for them! In Asmo’s case, he’s clinging to this persona he’s created both in public and often in private. He’s built his entire new life as a demon around the corpse of his past as an angel. He’s pivoted, essentially rebuilding himself from the ground up because as we’ve seen in OM, angels don’t have much in the way of a sense of independent identity. They’re strongly tied to their titles- so when Asmo lost his place amongst the heavens, he lost /everything/. He’s clinging to his former self by nothing but his fucking fingernails because he has to make it work in order to still be Asmodeus. He has to perform. Not to mention his whole innate demonic lust charm thing. From the get go, people look at Asmo and think a particular way about him. And it’s so interesting because he seems both comforted and repulsed by that. Which is why when the MC has no reaction to him, he’s threatened by it. Because while Asmo wants, no needs, someone to see him and want him for what he is, someone to read between the lines and make the effort to understand him (his Snow Angel (?) UR+ card is my Bible btw), the fact that someone could evade his charm makes him vulnerable. And he hates that. It’s the same reason he can’t be honest about how he feels in the first place. Asmo is a house of cards and he knows it. That’s why he makes a pact with the MC in the first place. He’s pivoting.

So similarly, Vil also has this delicately constructed persona that he’s white knuckle gripping. His entire life he’s been type casted as the villain- he’s effectively been used as a prop for years. And the only way (in his mind) to escape that is to be better. But people have these wildly inaccurate ideas about him that continue to have him type casted even in personal situations. Which in turn makes it impossible for his goal to be realized- it’s a never ending cycle of trying to be good enough to be recognized as any good at all. But the harder he tries, the more he’s misunderstood. Plus with the whole “cast as a villain since childhood” thing going for him, he’s already got his work cut out for him. And no matter how hard he tries, he’s always bested by someone who doesn’t even see him as proper competition. Not because he doesn’t acknowledge Vil’s talent, but because he doesn’t consider their occupation to be competitive. But so yeah you get this really fucked up mess where he cannot bear to be vulnerable because he’s only ever had himself to rely on (because people like the idea of the shiny celebrity Vil, not the normal guy, so eventually they leave), nobody wants to get closer to him because they have insane ideas about his personality, and then Vil can’t even admit he wants to be recognized because he’d feel desperate and Vil Schoenheit is not desperate. Which is why when he cracks in book 5 of twst, you really get to see the messy root of it all. That he needs someone to look at him and see all his hard work. He wants to be chosen and valued and respected, not just flaunted to draw in views before being thrown away. But he also can’t stand for people to see him in such a state, because that means being seen ��under construction” rather than in pristine condition. More than anything though, he wants the people closest to him to see that and choose to stay, to still follow and adore him.

So like. In private, both Asmo and Vil want to be recognized as people. They both have really fucked up senses of self/personhood for their own respective reasons. They’re both intelligent and compassionate and keenly aware of their situation. They know what they are and what they want to be and they’ll tear themselves apart and reshape the scraps until they get it just right because that’s the only way they know how to be. They both want someone to see them for what they are, acknowledge it, and still find god in their eyes. They have everything in the world except the one thing they’re actually after, and that’s to be favored by all and simultaneously loved by people who actually know them. It’s difficult to admit that what you want will contradict what you’ve put years and years worth of effort into. It’s. Messy??? And convoluted ??? And I feel like I haven’t explained this well???

Anyway yeah so. Are Vil and Asmo similar? Yes. But also no. But also yes? I hope this helps rip. I am definitely missing things so I’m calling in reinforcements, @v-anrouge if there’s anything I missed I truly do consider you the foremost expert on Vil 🫡

[devildom-drabbles]

Hey... so, kind of a sensitive topic here, so I totally het it if you dont want to write it!

So I just got body shamed for hours on end... it really hurt... and I kinda just wanted to imagine what the brothers would say to that, because I'm lonely and have no friends that can relate and I'm just a depressing person in general lol😅(sorry)

But anyways, after that was over, my first reaction was to look at my OM! Blanket with the brothers on it, and I looked at Mams, because I love him and he's my fave. But then, it hit me, I'm like: No, (my name)... You need fucking Asmo rn. He's gonna tell you your beautiful, not be a tsundere about it, and absolutely roast the shit out of that body shaming asshole because... it's Asmo.

So... could you do how Asmo would react to MC being fat shamed or just body shamed in general?

Tysm if you write this, but I totally understand if not!

So... Could you write what

I’m so sorry that you had to go through that, Anon.  No one deserves to be body shamed, and rest assured that all the demon brothers love MC/you just as you are and would not tolerate anyone treating you like that.  And yes, Asmo certainly is the best choice when you’re in need of support and straightforward compliments, especially regarding physical appearance.  So, get cozy in your Obey Me! blanket, Anon, because for you and for any other MCs who experience body shaming, here comes Asmo to the rescue! 💕  Enjoy!

How would Asmodeus react to MC being body shamed?

Asmodeus would gasp dramatically upon overhearing the cruel words directed at MC’s body.  The sound immediately catches the attention of not just MC and the rude individual but also those around them.  Is he about to cause a scene?  Absolutely.  Does he care?  No, because this is important, and he wants everyone to hear what he has to say.

“Excuse me?!” Asmo would declare to the rude individual, his hand poised on his chest in offense.  “I did not just hear you insult the most stunning human in all the three realms!  I know that my radiance alone can be blinding in anyone’s presence, but there’s no way it can ruin your ability to see the beauty in each and every part of my dear MC here.  From their head down to their toes, they are positively perfect.  Not at all ‘shameful’ or ‘disgusting’ or any of the other horrible things you said.  If I had to use those words to describe anyone, it’d be you.  Now rub your crusty eyes and look at them again!”

Asmo would gesture to the human beside him and present a counterargument for everything that the offender criticized.  For example:  “What’s wrong with the size of MC’s body?  It’s the best size for the best hugs and cuddles ever!  And any piece of clothing looks incredible on them!  Other models ought to be jealous of how they can’t wear any style as well as MC can.  Or, perhaps, you’re the one who’s jealous?  Judging by your outfit, the better choice would’ve been to ask MC for fashion advice rather than be upset about something you clearly don’t understand.”

Another example:  “I can’t even believe you would dare insult the [freckles/scars/stretch marks/etc.] on MC’s skin!  They make my darling human oh-so-wonderfully unique, and they don’t ever need to be covered up!  Why, I love seeing them!  If there’s any problem with them, it’s that they’re so kissable and make it hard to refrain myself from peppering them with my love all of the time.”

Basically, whatever physical aspect of MC that the rude individual shamed, Asmo would be worshiping in front of a growing crowd of onlookers.  He’d even go further on to praise physical attributes that the individual never even mentioned, along with personality traits and other things that he just loves about MC in general.  But it wouldn’t end there, either.  He’d find it necessary to verbally knock the offender down a few more pegs, embarrassing them for their disrespectful behavior while others are recording this exchange that’ll likely get posted to various social media platforms.  Finally, before the individual can retreat, Asmo would ensure that they apologize for what they said to MC.

“Are you all right, hon?” Asmo would check with MC afterward.  “I hope you don’t think I went overboard with my response.  You really are the most beautiful being I’ve ever laid eyes on—aside from myself—so of course I wasn’t going to let that dummy get away with saying such awful things about you.  Don’t ever listen to someone who talks to you that way, okay?  If anyone does it again, then remind them just how wrong they are.  Or, if I’m there, then I’ll do it for you.  I could compliment you all day, so I don’t mind at all!”

[bite-sized-devil]

Hello! Congrats on 500 followers (I've only just found your blog aha, but congrats either way ^^)

If possible I'd like to request a matchup hehe~ I'm average height I think (5'3), I have a real gothic style (black and dark colours are my thing. Rather casual but I'll sometimes go with makeup if I'm going out, tho that's usually more reserved for when I'm cosplaying). My hobbies would be writing, listening to music and playing games mainly (unless sleeping is considered a hobby too? I do that a lot. Low energy levels especially as of recently for some reason). My favourite writing genres are usually very dark and horror themes along with angst (though I do sometimes write fluff too), my music taste is mainly obey me and enstars songs with some other stuff mixed in like alternative or dance pop. I mainly play gacha games and rhythm games too aha. As mentioned before another of my hobbies would be cosplay, though I don't really now do it unless I'm going to a con with my friend. My star sign if relevant is Sagittarius btw. My most prominent sin is Envy (tho Gluttony and Sloth do represent me well, Envy is the best). I'm very quiet and shy/awkward but I do tend to talk for hours the second I'm able to talk abt my hyperfixations aha. Also got a terrible habit of staying up late playing games or whatever and then wondering why I'm always so tired lol

My Obey Me f/os are Belphie, Levi, Asmo & Beel btw ^^

(not sure if most of that info was necessary but hopefully that's enough, I can't really think of anything else to describe myself aha)

As for the hcs/short fic, I'm not into nsfw so sfw for that please.

Thank you in advance! :)

🌻 500 followers Bite Sized Event 🌻

No warning needed just sfw fluffy fluff 💕

Match Up: Leviathan, Third Born, Avatar of Envy

I'm matching you with Levi! I feel like he'd either be your perfect other half or the bane of your existence. Heaven forbid you have opposing views on games or anime. You'll be fighting for days! You like a gothic style? Cool ya boys got purple hair, he can dig that! Your low energy levels won't be a problem, you guys can game in his bath tub. 💕

Head canons for the two of you:

Levi asked you out pretty much the week after you received his pact mark. The two of you had being hanging out every chance you got. After RAD, before RAD, over the weekends. You were inseparable! It was sickening to watch or be near. You were getting so close you were finishing each others sentences, and even in public.. LIKE A BUNCH OF NORMIES! Naturally that freaked Levi out when Asmo was teasing him about it but then he realised he didn't care. He wanted to be more than just a friend.

You often fall asleep in his bathtub with your head on his chest and one of his arms wrapped around you.

All nighters are very common! Gaming is on, if you were only a filthy casual before you aren't anymore.

The arguments the two of you have over which anime or game is better are massive but hilarious. It's petty bullshit and you both know it so it's never to serious.

He talks about you to his streamers so often. Like the boy is obsessed! His followers never complain though, they think you're super cute.

Your both quite jealous by nature, which came be catastrophic. Look out anyone who flirts with you, lotan is being summoned. Same goes for anyone that flirts with him, consider them cursed, hexed, d.e.a.d.

Can we just talk about how cute you'd both look doing couples cosplay? Can you imagine the possibilities!? Natsu and Lucy, Sakura and Sasuke (personally I'm more Naruto and Sasuke but whatever), Edward & Winry, Kirito and Asuna, Sophie and Howl, peanut & butter. Really the list is endless.

Pillow forts that take up Levi's entire room. Belphie helped you set them up and then promptly left when you guys started making out underneath it. STOP BEING GROSSLY CUTE YOU TOO! The brothers have started a chat without the both of you so they can complain whenever they see you guys kissing or being all lovey dovey in front of them.

Hope you liked this match up lovely! 💕 I'll work on your sfw Levi fic now that I've finished this match up! If you prefer a different brother for the fic just let me know, or if you've changed your mind and you want to give me an idea that's cool too, I'm easy, breezy, beautiful 😂☺️😘

[yukieyy]

°*{Insecure}*°

{ Obey me x fem Mc}

{Replaced Mc Au}

Genre: Fluff, angst

TW: body insecurity, mentions of self harm, mentions of body measurements, insults.

{a/n: Every body is beautiful just as it is don't let this ff make you think any different, ✨💕}

Part 3

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You were depressed. Unmotivated. Nothing was going right anymore. Hell even Lucifer don't talk to you as often now. Mammon didn't even bother bursting through your door, he would just ran out, with Ayla.

"Mc! Mc! Noo! Come on!! We lost again!" Levi complained.

"sorry levi"

"ugh whatever, I'm gonna play it alone now, can't take anymore chances to lose."

You sighed setting down the controller, got up to leave the room.

"Ayla was so much better," you heard Levi mumbled before going out of the room.

You heard a squeal from downstairs so you peeked. There, Asmo and Satan were fawning over something, wait no someone. Oh. Asmo bought a new dress for her.

'Look at that body'

' how much does she weigh? Must be under 50'

' i would die for those legs'

' Her waist is so tiny is that even healthy?'

You thought to yourself, jealousy started to rise in you, and a certain moment came back to you,

(flashback)

You woke up late that morning, well, it's weekend anyways, when you got out of the room, you could hear Ayla, Beel, Belphie and Asmo talking.

You walked into the kitchen where they were to get some water, "did you guys go somewhere?"

"oh we went for a workout," Beel answered.

You froze 'this is gonna get ugly.

You thought to yourself.

"O-oh I see. Even Belphie? That's impressive," you managed to say without making eye contact with any of them

Ayla chuckled," do you think just because he's the Avatar of Sloth he doesn't take care of himself? Mc, he's not you, maybe you should take his place as The Avatar of Sloth with how much you're sleeping, you just woke up didn't you?"

Satan and Belphie snickered, Asmo didn't even bother to hide his laugh.

"she's right Mc, you really should follow us sometimes, it's good to take care of your body you know? You'll fit into those dresses you said you liked," Asmo winked.

You just smiled at him and walked away into your room. A breath after another, some tears managed to fall but you wiped them away as fast as they appear.

Before you could even engage in your thoughts, a knock was heard. You opened your door and saw beel holding a plate of sandwiches and a bottle of water and a bottle of tea.

"uh.. what's this?" You asked him.

"your breakfast, you just woke up right? You must be hungry, here take them.," Beel said putting the bottles and plate into your arms.

"I don't understand what they were talking about earlier but it didn't sound good. But to me Mc, you're okay, you don't have to do things you don't want to. I know you stayed up to study last night. You don't have to listen to them.,"

Your eyes watered hearing Beel said that. You didn't look up at him, you kept your head low, afraid he'll see the tears if you did. So you just mumbled a thank you. Then Beel run off saying he feel sticky and need a shower so you just nodded at him.

(flashback ends)

You smiled at the memory but that day, you never finished the sandwich he made. You just can't, including the food the next day, or the next, or the rest of the week. Were you hungry? Absolutely.

But.

"This fat needs to go," you said to yourself as you stared at your body in the mirror. You pinched your sides, your arms, your thighs,

"ugh, they're so big, is this even a woman's body?"

You look over to the scale and step on it.

"68. What kind of woman weighs 68 kg?! Why am I like this?!"

You said plopping onto the bed.

That night you texted Lucifer if he can help you study, he said yes. So you went and knocked on his door. He told you to wait.

So you waited.

5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15, 20, and just like that an hour went by. You were just there. Standing in front of his door.

'did he forget?'

Just as you were about to walk away, the door handle moves, startling you, making you run and hide. You don't know why, you just did.

And thank god you did.

The person that walked out was Lucifer. With Ayla. Ayla was holding a bunch of books.

"Satan was right, you are amazing Ayla if only Mc was a fast learner like you if you can please influence her a little bit more. That will be a big help" Lucifer said.

Ayla laughed "I'm pretty sure Satan was exaggerating. I don't think I can help much with Mc. I tried but she just refused. I don't think she likes me that much. She doesn't even hang out with your brothers anymore. She just stayed in her room. Was she always this closed off?" Ayla talked

You scoffed, ' It's not that I don't it's I can't"

"no she wasn't, she was always energetic, do you think you can find out why she's behaving like that?"

Ayla hesitated but then said, "don't you think.. she's running from her responsibilities? Like the stuff I do now was her responsibility right? Now that I'm here.. is she leaving them to me so she could relax? Don't you think so?"

Lucifer went quiet.

'huh? Why is he quiet? Don't tell me he agrees to that!?'

"it's late Ayla, you'd best go to bed now. See you tomorrow," Lucifer told her, Ayla turn and walked off to her room.

Lucifer sighed and said to himself. "and she didn't even come tonight,"

'EXCUSE ME?'

You got up after Lucifer went into his office and stormed to your room. Sitting down. Like someone just lit you on fire, you started studying like crazy for a test tomorrow.

Before you knew it, it was 6.30 a.m. You don't even have time to catch a quick nap so you just decided to get ready and walked to RAD. Earlier than anyone, you didn't want to catch anyone today. You didn't want to lose all those things you read last night by engaging in a conversation.

You went straight to class, sat down, and continue studying, reviewing last night's notes, determined to do good so you wouldn't disappoint Lucifer anymore.

One by one student flow into the class, but you paid them no mind. You kept reading your book and chanting them non-stop.

When the test finally started, you were feeling great and confident. The said test ended in an hour and the results will be out after a class hour.

You looked at the paper the teacher gave back to you and almost cried. It was an 80. The highest you've ever gotten since you arrived in Devildom.

You can't wait to tell Lucifer.

.

.

"Dinner tonight is especially to celebrate Ayla for being the top student in the whole batch this month," Lucifer said and the brothers clapped their hands and you did too.

'yeah sure I'm so excited to tell Lucifer my result'

"I don't think it's right to let the guest if honor di the cooking now is it?!" Ayla joked laughter erupts through the table.

"sorry Ayla, your cooking is amazing. And we thought Mc was great. I didn't know there was someone better," Lucifer explained with a chuckle.

You bit your lips, took a breath and stabbed a piece of meat on your plate and put it in your mouth, and almost threw up. No, it didn't taste bad. Your body just refused it.

Make sense since you've been skipping meals.

Putting down your fork, you look at the table for other food.

'bread, ugh too many carbs, Mashed potatoes, no the gravy is greasy, roast chicken, no that's drowned in butter you'll gain weight if you eat them.'

You looked at other stuff than the food and saw the drinks, 'oh no that's sweet, no sweets remember? Is there any water anywhere? '

"mc?" Beel called.

You jumped a little, "yes beel?"

"are you okay? You're not eating.." Beel asked.

"is there something wrong with the food Mc? Is it not to your liking?" Ayla asked

"No! The food is amazing, I'm fine! I'm just not that hungry," You explained to them.

Beel stared at you, "really? I don't think I saw you eat today ... You weren't in your room this morning when I went to give you breakfast,"

'oh...my god. I hurt him. You fool. You should've told him !'

"oh god beel I'm so sorry, I was so anxious about the test, I went to class so early to continue studying, I'm sorry," you apologized.

"no, it's okay, but next time tell me so I can go to your class and give it to you," Beel said and continue eating once you nodded.

"you went to give her breakfast?" Belphie asked, Beel nodded

"How long have you been doing that?"

"a couple weeks, why?" Beel answered.

' beel no shut up he's gonna kill me for real this time.'

"Mc, you know well enough you can come and eat yourself right? Why make him do it? He's not your butler, he's as busy as you are. " Ayla snapped.

"I didn't make him do it, he just suddenly did it, I didn't say anything because he never complained about it, beel I'm so sorry," You quickly explained.

" Yeah. You never said anything because it made your life easier, doesn't it?! Having Him run to you every morning to bring you food while you sit your fatass on the bed waiting just ease things for you! That's why you never said anything!" Belphie snapped.

"no I swear it's not! " You defended yourself.

"I did it because I want to, she always thanks me and even gave me half of the food I brought back to me in case I'm still hungry, which I always am by the way," Beel explained.

"Mc, you didn't put any strange things in the food you gave to him right?" Ayla asked.

"what? Are you insane?! Wasn't it, you guys who said I'm stupid in spells and potions?! How and when will I even put the strange things?! We ate it together in my room!" You shouted.

"ENOUGH!" Lucifer screamed making you flinch.

The last time he ever screamed at you was back when you were busy poking your nose into their family problems.

"Mc, Your room," Lucifer ordered.

"excuse me? Why?" You asked.

"Now. Don't make me repeat myself again." His eyes glowed red making your heartbreak. You blinked a couple times, swallowing the lump in your throat and pushing yourself out of the chair, and ran to your room.

One by one the tears ran down your cheeks. You didn't even bother changing or washing up, you just went straight to bed, cuddled up in your blanket, and cried into your pillow.

'when did everything go so wrong.'

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[princessasmosprincess]

Hi! I read your 'charmed, I'm sure' series on AO3 and I just love it so far!!

I haven't read a lot of Asmo centric fics like yours and I gotta say it's like a breath of fresh air. 💕💕💕

Idk I just wanted to say thank you for writing it ☺️☺️

Thank you, this message really made my day (*ฅ́˘ฅ̀*)♡

Here's a little peek at what's to come:

“Oi, human,” Mammon nudged your shoulder frantically. “Time to get up!”

You fumbled for your D.D.D. in the dark. You peered at the display with one squinted eye. It was 6:00 am on a weekend.

You groaned, rolling onto your side.

Mammon grabbed half of the clothes in your closet, hangers and all, and tossed them into old-fashioned leather trunk.

“Come on, ya gotta hurry!” He zipped over to the bathroom and knocked the entire contents of the counter into a matching hatbox.

“I’m not skipping town with you, Mammon.”

He stopped short, a pitiful expression on his face. “Ya mean ya wouldn't if I asked you to?” Mammon frowned.

You snuggled deeper into the covers, mumbling into your pillow, “Not at this hour.”

[kydrogendragon]

Mammon requests? 🥺 this boy deserves the world, please. if you're in the mood I could really use some soft Mammon in my life these days, some kinda fluff of him taking care of mc and/or his bros? 💕

This boy absolutely deserves the world <3

I've just finished getting over a cold, so that kinda inspired these. Hopefully this is kinda what you were thinkin'!

Mammon Caring for the HoL When They're Sick

The Devildom cold season only came every decade, but when it did, it came through hard. It started with a simple sniffle from Satan during breakfast one day. Not much was thought about it until it progressed to a cough at dinner. Within days, the residents in the House of Lamentation found themselves with runny noses, sore throats, and fevers as they all laid in their beds. Some were worse off than others. Asmo and Beel got off the lightest, only getting a stuffy nose and the occasional headache. Lucifer and MC got the worst of it, no doubt due to his overworking and MC's being human. The only one to escape falling ill at all was Mammon. On one hand, he was thrilled to not be bed-ridden for the next week or so, but on the other, he was now forced to play caretaker for six demons and a human.

Probably the most worried about you. You're a human after all! A human with a cold that usually only demons get.

Checks in on you every hour (if not more).

Refills your water bottle anytime it looks low, saying that ya gotta stay hydrated and that water makes ya feel better!

Stocks up on human world medicine curtesy of Diavolo and Barbatos and set multiple alarms on his DDD so he knew when you needed to take more meds. Definitely freaked himself out when he was reading the possible side-effects on the back of the boxes.

When he's not busy making rounds to the rest of his brothers, he'll sit next to your bed on the chair he pulled over. He'll trail a damp washcloth over your head to help the fever, give your feet a massage (if you ask nicely), or simply just keep you company while you ride out this cold.

Definitely hand-fed you for the first few days, fretting over you using up the little energy you already had.

If you guys are in a relationship or if you're comfortable with having him help you bathe, he'll definitely get a bath ready for you (and may or may not have nabbed a bath bomb if you'd like from Asmo's stash). He'll wash and rinse your hair for you, relishing in this gentle, domestic moment between the both of you.

Will 100% cuddle you to sleep if you'd like as well.

Trying to care for this man when he's sick should be its own level of Hell. He absolutely refuses any help, despite being bedridden.

Honestly, it was probably good that Mammon was the one to help because it would have been even more of a fight had it been anyone else.

Will accept being brought food and water, but still insists on working from bed. He tried to move back to his desk, but Mammon all but tied the man to his bed. Thankfully, Lucifer didn't have much energy to fight back.

He will openly admit that he appreciates Mammon being there to help. He'll say how much he appreciates the hard work Mammon is doing to help him and everyone else in the house and admits that he's thankful he can rely on Mammon to step up when he's down.

Mammon, of course, doesn't know how to handle the praise from his older brother and ends up gently shoving him food before leaving his room.

Mammon does relish in the fact that Lucifer is clearly proud of him and appreciates him in moments like this. It's a memory he'll look back on when he needs a pick-me-up in the future for quite a while.

Also absolutely sneaks sleeping pills into Lucifer's drinks so the man can get some rest for once in his life.

He's fairly easy to care for when he's sick. The man just does what he usually does most days, just from the confines of his own tub. Mammon just struggles with making sure he drinks and eats enough.

Levi gets pretty grumpy when his older brother drops in, interrupting whatever show he's watching or game he's playing at the time. Mammon just rolls his eyes and plops down on the edge of his tub as he forces Levi to drink some water and have at least a few bites of food.

Sometimes Mammon'll stick around for a bit and watch whatever Levi has on the screen. The otaku doesn't mind being alone most of the time, but when he doesn't have another choice, the bits of company that Mammon provides is always nice, even if he'll never say that out loud.

An absolute man-child when sick. He's worse than Lucifer when it comes to insisting that he isn't that sick and can totally continue his studies and work.

Mammon has had to literally force Satan to stay in his bed for longer than five minutes.

Eventually, his fever and fatigue get the better of him and he'll end up collapsing, leaving Mammon to wrangle him into bed and makes sure he gets some medicine into his system as well as food and water once he's more awake.

Mammon'll read to him when he's at his weakest, knowing that the fourth-born wouldn't ever ask it of him but would still want to continue his reading. He'll grumble, claiming that he'll have to re-read all these sections with how slow and strange Mammon's reading it, but is genuinely enjoying those moments. It reminds him of when Mammon used to read to him every night before bed.

This man definitely takes the longest to recover, since the moment he starts to feel a bit better, he'll over do it unless he's being watched and ends up making it all worse.

A fussy sick person. He definitely milks all the attention he can get out of it as he can, even if it's from Mammon. Plays up his fatigue so he can get everything handed to him in bed, whether its his DDD, food, water, or his skincare products.

Mammon rolls his eyes and grumbles, but hands him whatever he requests, no matter how simple it is. He also makes sure that Asmo's bathroom is fully stocked with towels since he knows Asmo likes to use a new washcloth for his skin care routine each morning and each evening.

Ended up helping Asmo do his makeup and hair a few days so he could still take Devilgram pics for his fans.

Probably, aside from MC or Satan (more due to necessity than anything), he spends the most time with Asmo, bringing him things or helping him with different tasks, all the while listening to Asmo rant and rave about every little thing.

Both of them appreciate the time they spend together since their busy schedules tend to keep them from talking this much at a time, usually.

If his appetite would decrease, then he'd easily be the easiest to take care of. Unfortunately, it's almost always the same, just with less variety. Mammon'll spend his nights batch cooking meals for everyone, but especially Beel.

There's always a large pot of soup on the stove whenever Beel's sick as well as multiple Fantasy Costco size containers of saltines and Devil Sprite at the ready. Usually, he just keeps a few boxes and containers in the Twin's room so Beel can grab them as needed.

Beel usually just texts him if he needs anything, which Mammon appreciates. Definitely the most patient of the brothers when he's sick.

Mammon'll spend time in the Twin's room, either playing a board or card game with them, or watching a movie to kill some time and rid them of some boredom. On one hand, if Beel gets sick, Belphie tends to as well just by proximity, so they can keep each other company, which is nice. But on the downside, it's another person that's sick.

Sometimes at night, if Beel can't fall asleep, Mammon will have Beel rest in his lap as he cards his fingers through his hair like he used to do when they were younger. It's almost always a surefire way to get Beel to fall asleep.

Kind of a brat when sick. He also gets really grumpy as well. He won't do anything as his energy levels will be too low to bother, but will complain about everything, from how his head hurts to the room being just a little too hot.

Asmo's fairly demanding for the sake of being lazy, but Belphie is demanding because he's very picky. Mammon'll spend way too long finding the perfect blanket that matches Belphie's requirements after the last five were either too thick, too thin, too soft, or too long.

Thankfully, he isn't a picky eater and drinks and eats a good amount, so Mammon doesn't have to worry about him in that regard.

He sleeps most of the time he's sick, which works well with helping him recover. He's typically the first to feel healthy again out of all of them. He'll help care for Beel once he's feeling better.

Mammon probably babies him more than he should at times, but he babies all of his brothers when they're down for the count like this, so it can't hurt too much.

Cuddles Belphie when he's sleeping at times. Won't ever tell Belphie so he doesn't get embarrassed, but he'll find Belphie's tail wrapped around him, keeping him close as they nap.

[darkdevasofdestruction]

do you still write for obey me? If not, feel free to ignore this or delete this. Is it fine if I ask for F, H, and J for leviathan?? Thanks in advance, I hope u have a wonderful day/afternoon/night! ❤️💕

Yesssssu!

I have no idea if you meant the Fluff or the Not-So-Fluff alphabet, so I'll be doing the cutesy one, but if you want the nasty one, tell me and I'll comply~

F-Fun - What do they do for fun with their s/o? What's their idea of a fun day out?

Fun day in, you mean, right? Because everyone already know this otaku loves cuddling with his S/O while binge-watching anime or movies all day and night long or playing video games.

He can't help it, he just loves you so much, but he also loves his hobbies, so combining the two makes his room a literal heaven without a doubt.

If, however, you really want to go out, he'd be fine with doing some normie shit that you love because those slice of life anime he watched assured him he'd get Intimacy Points +++, but in reality, he actually kinda enjoyed it.

Going to a cafe, be it a themed one, or a normal one, and just chatting over a coffee or whatever beverage of your choosing, is weirdly fun!

Hell, he'd like to have a walk through those bright and colourful human world parks, but he'll have to make due with the brightly illuminated streets and parks from the devildom - For the time being!

Also, he would take his camera and take lots of pics of you because he loves photography and I bet he'd want to do a photo album with memories of only the two of you and all the dates you'd go on.

H-Honesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

This baby is very easily embarrassed and would tend to keep to himself most of the things he deems stupid, embarrassing, self-deprecating and what not, but if you express that you are upset over him bottling everything up, then he'd just bite his lip and compromise.

If his darling Henry is so sweet and kind to listen to the problems and stupid emotions of this shut-in otaku, then how can he resist?!

Although with no small amount of reticence and shame, if he had anything to share that you wouldn't be aware about already, he'd pull you into his room and wrap his tail and arms around you and start his ranting of whatever problem he has.

From the mute boy who'd never speak out his secrets, he'd tell you and only you anything bothering him --

Except if you ever did something that irked him.

He knows he can have a silly temper and he gets pissy over stupid things, so he'd just shut himself down, stay alone for a while then immediately run over to you and cry/apologise for being an idiot.

Cue you being giga confused cause you have no idea what he's talking about, but you simply reassure him and pet his head.

J - Jealousy — How easily do they get jealous? What do they do in that state of jealousy?

We're talking about the Avatar of Envy here, okay? The disgusting otaku shut-in with no friends or social life who has to coolest brothers ( sans Mammon ) and he's the short end of the stick.

OF COURSE HE'S EASILY JEALOUS WHENEVER YOU SPEND A BIT MORE TIME WITH ONE OF HIS BROTHERS AND NOT WITH HIM!

You could have been spending a whole week together, without break, and the next, you go paint your nails with Asmo and he'd just implode.

Poor baby.

He knows he's irrational, but it's his Sin speaking, not him! He can't control it! It's really not his fault he's such a whiny, needy, clingy baby!

"I'm sorry, S/O, I don't mean to be so annoying, I know you must be getting really sick of me being so jealous all the time, but you could do so much better than me, and I'm just such a ( insert a whole hour of self-insulting ) and you're just so ( yet another hour of praising you ) and I just love you so much, I can't stop being clingy with you! You're my Henry and the Lord of Shadows is lost without his Henry!"

Basically, yep, he is hella jealous, very easily, but he can't help himself and he hates himself for it and tries his best not to be reactive to this irrational feelings, but let's face it, it's not always he can control himself and he may have to end up saving you from a flood and potentially Lotan stepping on you by accident after being summoned due to his way too strong emotions.

[simeons-sinful-saint]

Hii, from the prompt list #17 and #27 with Asmo 💋❤️ thank you!!

#17- “I want to kiss you” #27-“you’re so beautiful.” + Asmo

“Are you sure this is a good idea?”

“Yeah? This is fool proof.” Satan’s words didn’t exactly comfort you.

The idea was to set the bomb full of flour off as soon as he walked out of his study. It was childish but harmless, so you let Satan try this little shenanigan.

It was a long wait. Of course, Lucifer would be holed up doing his work for a while.

That’s when you heard a ding from your phone.

BeautyQueen💕: whatcha doing? ❤️

Thankful that Asmo texted you. Maybe you’ll actually get to do something interesting

MC: nothing really. satan is making me prank Lucifer with him.

BeautyQueen💕: ugh 🙄 ofc he’d be doing that

You laugh a little

BeautyQueen💕: want me to save you?

MC: YES!!! please 🥺

BeautyQueen💕: ok! I’ll take you to get our nails done

You gave a content sigh, finally you’ll be able to sneak out with Asmo and do something fun for once.

“You know Lucifer, I wish you’d let me throw family spa night~”

It was Asmo and it came from the study you panicked. He was going to trigger the bomb.

The door opened, and you sprang into action. Quickly, trying to set the bomb off on yourself.

“MC!” Satan yelled trying to stop you. Door opens, and Lucifer and Asmo see you covered with flour with Satan behind you exceedingly annoyed.

“Satan, my office now.” Lucifer said, forcing Satan in to probably lecture him for hours.

“Oh my, MC are you ok? You’re a mess!”

“I’m fine Asmo, just help me clean myself up.”

He took you to his room. While you appreciated the offer, you declined having him join you in his bath.

Once you were out and in Asmo’s silk robe, he had all sorts of products on his vanity, “Sit! I have to make sure your skin stays nice and healthy after being washed.”

You chuckled and followed his orders, sitting down on the opulent chair.

He started off dabbing, you didn’t even know what, on your face. While doing so, you got a good look at his face being serious. As if he was performing surgery on you. His eyes looked especially beautiful right now. His lips were glossy and plump, and it made you blush.

“Ah! Is this causing a reaction for you-“ you stopped him from grabbing another cream on his desk.

“No Asmo, it’s just…” your could physically feel your heart beat in your chest, “You’re so beautiful and I want to kiss you. Not our friendship kisses though…”

Asmo looked a little shocked, but that quickly faded to his playful smile, “well, why didn’t you say so earlier?”

Before you could answer, he cradled your face and put his lips on yours. It made you whimper. Eons of years made him the best kisser you’ve ever had. The small licks on your lips to the small bites, you could feel yourself getting lost in his essence.”

When you both break for air, you see his face was one filled with desire, “You know, after our date, I’d love to seduce you tonight.”

You laugh, “You already have.”