#assainator

[curioscurio]

Despite previous assasination attempts, Donald Trump plans to celebrate his birthday with a massive 92 Million Dollar luxury public parade.

Which is, historically, seen as a bad idea for a US president to do if he doesn’t want to get assassinated. Good thing he didn’t do anything to piss off The Entire Fucking World recently!

[saltysunflowersugar]

Teo nights ago I dreamt that there was some animated movie that was kinda like a crossover between Moana and dreamworks' Madagascar. The ocean was sentient (but way more anthropomorphic than how it was designed in Moana) and it tried to assassinate Alex the lion by repeatedly swallowing him in tidal waves, and then the Heavy and Medic from TF2 were just there in the boat (I don't remember if they shared a boat with Alex or had their own boat) washed up on some island and the movie ends with them kissing.

[darkcrowprincess]

For my rayllum au where Rayla is a traveling dancer instead of an assain au aka my dirty dancing au

Been listening to this song all day:

Gives me vibes of Rayllum dancing to this in a secret clubs in xadia and or in the human kingdoms where elves and humans can dance togther. Callum being a total dork and clumsy when it comes to other physical activities. But dancing with Rayla makes him ignore all of that, and just wants to act his age with her and dance. Not worry whether he's doing it right, or how he looks. He just wants to dance with Rayla (and touch her he thinks with a blush). Rayla teaching Callum how to dance properly and to stop being shy at least with her. This just me desperately needing to see them dance again. In this au Rayla never trained to be an assassin but became a dancer. She sneaks into the human kingdoms under a moonshadow illusions to do her shows too.

[venusleontios55555]

One of the underrated scenes in Spy x Family. *SPOILER ALERT*

One of my favorite things about Spy x Family is how Endo humanizes its villains I mean look at this scene:

Right from the get-go we are given a description of the guy's clear goals.

The fact that it would have been easier to kill every woman and baby on board. However, the assassin firmly states that their job is to only kill the person they are assigned to.

That guy who wanted to kill all the women and babies died by the way.... happy days.

[mysteriesgalplusdamianthings]

Maps Mizguchi has finally made it yall!! I'm so freaking happy!!!

[Birds of Prey (2023) Vol. #1 - Kelly Thompson]

I didn't think I'd be this stoke about the issue Birds of Prey this badly until today. A friend had told me about this, and my jaw dropped once I read this page. My girl has finally made it into the superhero league. Although I thought she'd be ingrained into the Batfamily but it looks like she's doing her own thing.

She goes by Meridian. I'm liking the custom design as well its super mysterious.

I don't know what they have in store for "future" Maps but I'm invested.

[meshkol]

my roman empire is and always will be brian michael bendis writing tony stark

[ranckid]

How are we doing?

I’m needle felting cal

[adreamoverlife]

Update my cat whom I named Raphael after the archangel of healing and medicine is now sick

[cyan-6-ide]

forever thinking about the bomb in bullfrogs skull. how every other character with one exploded. how he could join them at any moment. oh lord i don’t feel safe

[thotsandpreyers]

off chance could this be an opportunity for some gun control?

[written-mishaps]

In It Was Only A Matter Of Time I know it’s about Fives and Fox, but I have a question about Echo!

Do they eventually find him? I know you have one chapter left of the fic so I don’t think you’re probably gonna show finding him but I just kinda curious on what happened to Echo

Yeah, Echos whole shindig is deffo not covered in IWOAMOT (alas, if only I had more time to plan and write a sequel 😔) but I HAVE ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABT IT. Echos story would prolly follow a similar route with canon, the only difference is that obvs the war would be dying down and Fives would practically drop everything and sprint across the galaxy the MINUTE he heard even whispers of him being alive. Echo would deffo come back to one hell of a story tho lmao

[batchilla]

Fam never find your old iPad from 2014 and if you do don’t charge it because your sibling will look through it and they will find your old wattpad account and you will have to go live in the woods and abandon all society forever.

[oswaldthehero]

Well meaning but kinda off the mark (but this still is a lil better than the b plot rn)

Now im gonna complain about that under the cut

so because of this one panel, we now have this

(not reposting the bailey one because I actually hate it) I can excuse the spiders all becoming otto and taking over people because thats all in cannon and whatever. (look up spiders man powers) My main gripe with this is the “how”. Like how does taking over CIVILIANS stop supernova? If these were other capes or something, it would be fine. It’s just not in Otto’s character to put all these people in danger.

If you wanna take over all of manhatten, i don’t really see how you do that and solve it in 2 issues without it being rushed. Keep in mind most comic issues have like 3-4 issue arcs, and some miles ones are like 5-6 issues. All i can really hope for is some lasting change on otto but this Superior run is def gonna leave some bad taste in people’s mouths

[mitigatingchaos]

It Was A Long Time Ago

It was 60 years ago today that I was with my father and maternal grandmother, “shopping” at an S&H Greenstamps Store in Elizabeth, NJ. I was three and a half years old. An announcement came over the public address system that President John F. Kennedy had been shot in Dallas, TX. I was upset because I thought that Romper  Room would be going off the air. You see, each morning before Miss Nancy…

[sunshinerosefromthedead]

it is so horribly funny that nagisa's career completely flopped and he got a glow down. i should stop loving the suffering of main characters hehe.