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Welcome to the ring of the 'tism - we have colorful stuff to sort!

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taro, nutmeg, ivy <333

taro ⇢ if someone called you right now to catch up, what’re the things you’d tell them about?

hmmm..... i would probably tell them about how a few days ago, maybe a week, i've finally figured out what my first traditional book shall be. i wasn't ready for it, i don't have time to write it right now, but it just all came to me like lightning. oh boy do i wanna spill it all, but i can't, not with that, i shouldn't....... but dude, it's so good, i can't wait to just disappear into it. what else would i say? that my therapist is coming back in a month and i haven't seen her since last january because she had twins, so that will be so nice, i've missed her so much.... what else... what else........ it's my sibling's birthday on the third, so i'll be baking all weekend because that is their wish from me. bread and croissants for a b-day brunch.

nutmeg ⇢ how’s your room/home decorated? do you have a specific theme or style going on?

it's very calm, very cosy... mostly neutral tones like wood, white, black, some blue and such, but also so much sage green. like 50 shades of sage... it wasn't on purpose, it just sort of happened because they were the nicest colours available for those big furniture pieces.

ivy ⇢ what are your ‘tells’ for your emotions and moods? how can someone tell you’re happy, annoyed, upset or tired?

uhm, i don't really hide my emotions. if i'm feeling a certain way, then it's your problem if you can't tell. i'm also very much a crank it up to 100% kind of autie when it comes to emotions, so if i'm happy, then i'm HAPPY. i don't hide how i'm feeling, i used to when i was young, but not anymore, that was a very unhealthy habit and honestly caused me more harm than good.

–| send me a random get to know me ask |–

[thebritishbread]

BONJOUR‼️

I’m Britt or Bread and uhh welcome to my art blog

My fandom list is on my main blog (right here ⬇️)

ART REQUEST TERMS:

Will do:

OC’s (put a image of your OC in the ask!)

Fandoms

Memes

Ships (no problematic ones ofc‼️)

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Maybe:

Angst

Sensitive topics

Horror

Gore

Won’t do:

NSFW

Fandoms im not in

Offensive media

Problematic ships (Ex. P3d0ph1lic ships, Abus!v3 ships, etc.)

Anyways I hope you like it here hehehe

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Neopronouns- Full List

All of the neopronouns found on the survey. All of them.

Part one under the cut

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[demoneyesanddamagedsouls]

Pedro Pascal Character & Misc Characters Fic Recommendations

As you can probably tell my Tumblr is pretty much a Pedro Pascal fanpage and I wanted to share some of my favourite fic recommendations to spread the love and the reading! Please reblog, like and support these wonderful writers!

A lot of these are NSFW so check the tags, ratings and warnings before reading!

I have some writings of my own here if you want to check them out:  || Writing Masterlist ||

This will continue to be updated as I continue finding new fics! (Last Update: 19/4/2021)

Pedro Pascal Characters

Din Djarin {The Mandalorian}

More To Love (6 Chapters - ongoing) by @syndxlla

Princess reader in an arranged marriage to the Prince of Mandalore falls in love with her Mandalorian guard...

Something More (12 Chapters - ongoing) by @amiedala

Rebel pilot reader collides with the Mandalorian on Nevarro and becomes his new pilot and babysitter for the little green baby...

Dust (13 Chapters - ongoing) by etchedbox (Ao3)

A smutty western in the stars; two people finding one another. Reader is the Pilot, and he is the Mandalorian...

Atin’la (oneshot) by @pascalpanic

Being a female bounty hunter is a pain in the ass, its a nice change of pace to meet the Mandalorian, the only man in the bounty hunting trade that respects women...

A Gambling Man - Din & Whiskey (oneshot) by @auty-ren

Maybe two of the most hot-headed, stubborn men you've ever met, can come to a special agreement. Especially when the terms of that agreement involve you...

Turning Point (oneshot) by @charnelhouse​

I thought Mandalorians didn’t do revenge...

Agent Whiskey {Kingsman: The Golden Circle}

Whiskey & Gin (5 Chapters) by @zeldasayer

70s AU Statesman story filled with opulence, decadence and lust...

Valley Nights (4 Chapters - ongoing) by @jura-moon​

It’s 1915 Egypt, and you’re an ambitious librarian assisting on an excavation when American flirt and archaeologist, Jack Daniels, takes an interest…

Wanderlust (3 Chapters) by @scribbledghost

Nomadic reader who stumbles upon a kind bar owner Whiskey, a sweet soft and romantic story...

Not A Whiskey Drinker (4 Chapters - ongoing) by @absurdthirst

Reader gets a job offer from Statesmen Brewery. What happens though when reader realises she had already met her boss?

Heartbeat (3 Chapters) by @autumnleaves1991-blog

Reader is weapons expert for Statesman, but what happens when her crush Whiskey gives her a weapons demonstration? Soft Whiskey in abundance here...

First Time (2 Chapters) by @absurdthirst

Plus sized insecure reader celebrates her birthday with a surprising visitor...

Fera Flores (oneshot) by @absurdthirst

Two angry agents and some flower pollen make for an interesting mission...

Roomies (oneshot) by misomikko (Ao3)

Reader, Whiskey, and the team are staying abroad at a hotel. Reader is saddled with the worst- and best- roommate...

A Good Time - Javier & Whiskey (oneshot) by  PapiPascal (Ao3)

Reader is approached by two handsome but very different men at a bar, this sure would be an interesting evening...

A Gambling Man - Din & Whiskey (oneshot) by @auty-ren

Maybe two of the most hot-headed, stubborn men you've ever met, can come to a special agreement. Especially when the terms of that agreement involve you...

Stay With Me (oneshot) by @foli-vora​

Whiskey has to leave for work, but can you convince him to stay?

Fall For A Shooting Star (1 Chapter - ongoing) by @yespolkadotkitty​

Retired from active duty, Whiskey runs a ranch for people needing protective custody...

Sparring Partners (5 Chapters - ongoing) by @demoneyesanddamagedsouls​

You and Agent Whiskey are long time rivals. As Statesman agents you both have been put up for the same promotion and this mission is your final chance to prove yourself. Have you got what it takes? Sorry I included my own one here I’m just super proud of it!

Can you tell who my main comfort character is...

Javier Pena {Narcos}

A Good Man (6 Chapters) by @forever-rogue

Professor AU Javier, reader is a student in his class and he becomes infatuated with her...

Angels of Mercy (10 Chapters) by  Maharani_Radha (Ao3)

Narcos AU, Reader is a DEA agent who has caught the eye of the Narco Cartel Boss Javier Pena...

Futile Devices (5 Chapters - ongoing) by @zeldasayer

Back at your families home in Northern Italy you start to fall for your fathers best friend Javier. Does he return your feelings?

Girl Next Door (10 Chapters) by @babypedrito

After a particular run in with your handsome, older neighbour, Javier Peña, you both find yourselves drawn to each other in ways that neither of you thought possible...

Me Olvidarás (1 Chapter - ongoing) by @djarinbarnes

An undeniable warm summer vacation in Bogotá. You meet a man who impresses you beyond where your imagination could ever take you...

A Good Time - Javier & Whiskey (oneshot) by  PapiPascal (Ao3)

Reader is approached by two handsome but very different men at a bar, this sure would be an interesting evening...

Frankie Morales {Triple Frontier}

The Reader's Guide to Avoiding Redfly (2 Chapters - ongoing) by  the_sound_of_inevitability (Ao3)

Reader is being constantly hit on by Redfly and Frankie is acting as your buffer, but is there something more to it?

Take On The World (1 Chapter - ongoing) by @knivesareout

Reader is stood up for a blind date but meets a handsome stranger instead...

Cloud 9 (oneshot) by @221bshrlocked

Reader and Frankie join the mile high club...

Hello Sunshine (oneshot) by @forever-rogue

Reader is given a fake number by her date and ends up texting Frankie, what will develop between them?

And Then We Grew Up (oneshot) by @mouthymandalorian

Frankie morales was your best friend, but he disappeared from your life without an explanation. years later, he finds you in a bar after your life falls part. is it too late for the two of you to patch things up?

Catfish & Sunshine (2 Chapters) by @bookishofalder

Frankie is secretly in love with his best friend. Thanks in part to Benny’s shitty horror movie recommendation and stray ice cream, feelings come out unexpectedly during movie night...

Maxwell Lord {WW84}

Gold Rush (11 Chapters) by @thewayofthemandalorian

Max Lord moves in next door to Reader, no one seems to remember what happened but Reader does, so what happens when she learns that Max Lord is a better man than he seemed?

Yes Professor (oneshot) by @honeymandos

Professor AU Max Lord, Reader is a lazy student and Max Lord is going to get her attention focused...

Pero Tovar {The Great Wall}

and it’s worth it, it’s divine (2 Chapters) by @mouthymandalorian

Reader is determined to win over the angry brute Tovar who seems determined to hate her, but what is hidden beneath that hate?

They Were Roommates (8 Chapters - ongoing) by @f0rever15elf

A dangerous night leads to an interesting living arrangement between you and one grumpy Spaniard...

The Spaniard - Oberyn & Tovar (oneshot) by @absurdthirst

Reader is a partner to Prince Oberyn and you find a new toy in the brutish Spaniard Tovar who was in your court, this should make for an interesting tryst...

Something More (oneshot) by @absurdthirst

A burst of passion in the heat of the moment turns into something more...

By the Sun, Moon, and Stars (oneshot) by @empress-palpat1ne

A gruff and mysterious man frequents the bread line at the bakery where you have taken on work. Inexplicably, you find yourself drawn to him…

Oberyn Martell {Game of Thrones}

The Spaniard - Oberyn & Tovar (oneshot) by @absurdthirst

Reader is a partner to Prince Oberyn and you find a new toy in the brutish Spaniard Tovar who was in your court, this should make for an interesting tryst...

Violence In Our Blood (oneshot) by @ghostwiththemostbitch

Lannister Reader catches the eye of the Prince of Dorne what will happen when these two opposites collide?

Body Say (oneshot) by @queenofthefaceless

An elaborate birthday celebration turns into something steamy with the Dornish Prince. There’s a first time for everything...

Zach Wellison {Brothers & Sisters}

A Room With a View (oneshot) by @absurdthirst

You’ve just caught your boyfriend cheating on you so you run out of your house needing to be anywhere but there, you bump into Zach in Central Park. What will happen?

Oscar Isaac Characters

Poe Dameron {Star Wars}

The Bet (2 Chapters) by @no-droids

Fuckboy Poe and Reader have a bet, how long will the two of them be able to last?

A Fine Line Between Friends (oneshot) by @ghostwiththemostbitch

Reader realises that maybe what they have with Poe is more than just sex...

Santiago Garcia {Triple Frontier}

Violent Tensions (oneshot) by @ghostwiththemostbitch

A heated situation leads to hidden feelings being revealed...

[natsfirecat]

who are your favorite people?

theres a lot lol here we go (btw just to clarify, there isnt a ranked order haha i decided to make it alphabetical 😌)

@avengers-wholesome

literally my best friend on here i love her sm. we've been talking pretty much every day since like october(?) and we're gonna meet at avengers campus this summer i'm super excited! but yeah she's great i'm really glad to have her as a friend! :D

@bonkie-barnes

he's literally amazing and i feel like he's the kind of person who would hug you if you're sad 😤 but yeah they're super kind and i'm honored to be able to call him a friend!

@nameforthemain

the jeff cult's local brit (here is where i'll say sorry for all my british jokes but ily bestie!) she's really funny and i'm honored to be her official jeff family daughter! :D

@nats-dreamland

my ace buddy ayyyy. she's one of the sweetest people ever and i love exchanging ace (and garlic bread) memes! they're always super kind and just gives off safe vibes yk

@nothoughtsonlynat

from all the way back to the homie anon days, she always makes me smile! i miss her tho it's been forever since we've talked 😤😤

@romanoffscottage

she's super kind and sweet omg i'm really lucky to have her as a friend! she also just gives off comforting vibes haha

@the-autie-wolf

he's amazing omg! he always makes me smile when talking about nat cuddles and such, and he's just an overall super nice, awesome person! :D

@theredroverclover

they're one of the nicest people i know omg. all the way back before coming off anon, they've always been super kind and gave off safe vibes! i'm glad they're my jeff family sibling 😌

@vancityfire13

she's one of my favorite authors ofc and one of my favorite accounts on here! all our interactions make me smile, and i'm really glad to be mutuals with her!! :D

violent anon (yes i'm aware i could @ you but i'm not gonna)

seeing you in my ask always makes me smile! even after the sad tiktoks, i trust you again lmao but yeah you're great and i love when you engage in wars and such! you give off fun vibes 😌

@wolferine

jeff cult bestie she's one of the funniest people i know and i'm really glad she brought me into the jeff cult! even if we start wars, at the end of the day they're hilarious and i'm super glad we're friends!

[jdeck306]

April 11th: Creativity

Quite tired today. Many thoughts about creativity, but words are a bit difficult right now. Mean no offense to anyone for writing like this.

A lot of different ways to express creativity, whether through art, music, cooking & baking, writing, a brilliant variety. Simply doing things to do them, not to improve, is something pretty nice too. Still struggle often, but breaking through.

Most often, I draw and make stories. On Tumblr, ask blogs interact with each other, and one blog is known by many. Making combined art & a story about my character going to their amusement park. Big update hopefully coming soon.

Also, theatre. Since middle school, joined in on Christmas play, English teacher was the organiser. Asked me if I wanted to join Shakespeare rehearsals, which I do most Saturdays.

Last thing, programming, Cyber Security, study course to work. Specifically focused on Autistic people, mentioned it before. Finding ways to do assignments, everybody does something else, learning from each other. Big, small, no matter, good if script works at the end.

Autism, (hyper)focus on different things. Sometimes, just thinking chaotically and doing something, without fear of failing. Making bread, playing guitar & piano, cooking, exercise, hopefully helping people with inspiration & such. Goes both ways, Autism makes the first step & figures it out on the way, or stops me from starting until entire path is visible.

Hope all are doing well & having a good day. Heading to bed, head feels strange. Not bad, but slow. But good slow, no mess or negativity, just full of empty. Take care & stay safe.

Prompt by @autie-j & @lesmiserabby!

[painted-crow]

Secondary Toast Revolving Door, Part 1

I guess I should start with a little about me, since that’s easier than making you pick through previous asks for information and some of you guys are new here. This one’s going to be heavily personal, so you can skip it if you want.

I’m a double Bird. My Bird primary system is heavily Badger influenced, and I also use Lion to support it by telling me when I should investigate something more closely. If we can dip into primary territory for a moment, I guess you can say I understand the world through systems that model things around me. But not all of those systems are things I’ve consciously examined, or fully investigated.

My understanding of how historical people dressed is pretty limited, for example, because I haven’t studied it in depth to get all the information—but I consciously understand what I do know about it. You could say this system piece is tiny but clear; I could expand it if I chose to find out more.

My understanding of how someone I’m not close to thinks might have more data to work with, but I haven’t consciously processed it; that’s the kind of thing where my Lion primary model will tell me to look closer if that person starts acting weird. This system piece might be described as huge but fuzzy; I could clarify it if I sat down and thought about it. I probably have more of these than I realize, but Lion basically takes care of monitoring those. I don’t have to investigate everything.

But some of my systems are both large and fairly clear, because I’ve taken the time both to gather data on them and to examine it. My understanding of myself is… well, I won’t say it’s terribly clear, because I’m in my early twenties and I’m still constantly getting new information, plus someone keeps changing the environment and mucking with my data (that would be me). But I have to examine it, because my brain is like a notoriously buggy piece of software and I’m the poor schmuck saddled with tech support duties.

Basically, the reason I’m good at playing therapist with other people is that I’m constantly doing exactly that thing with myself. (This probably makes me a very annoying patient for actual therapists.)

About that buggy brain, then.

I have major depression. That was professionally diagnosed when I was a teenager and it’s probably genetic. I take medication for it, when I remember to. It especially flares up in the winter or when I’m under stress. I probably have some kind of anxiety disorder too.

I’m almost certainly autistic, which I’ve never brought up with a professional—the first person to figure it out was the system I’m now best friends with, because they’re autistic and they knew I was within two weeks of talking to me. It took me two years to catch up with them and figure it out myself.

In my defense, I thought executive dysfunction, sensory overwhelm, dissociation, and hyperempathy were like… secret menu items for depression, because those only really bug me during depressive episodes. My current theory is that they’re related to autistic burnout instead.

I mask a lot, subconsciously—it’s actually really hard to turn that off normally—and I just can’t do that as much when depressed. If I do, my tolerance for everything else goes way down and I’ll go into overwhelm and start having shutdowns and dissociating. I recover pretty quickly (hours, not days), but if you’ve never spent 15 minutes standing in a Walmart aisle trying to decide whether you want a jar of peanut butter, but you can’t make decisions because you can’t access your emotions and you don’t really feel like you’re “here” but you kind of just want to go home… well, be glad I guess.

Of course, I have other autistic traits that show up when I’m not under stress, but they’re seldom associated with autism because most people don’t know what autis are like when we’re actually happy. Like, hyperlexia? That’s not even an “official” word, the auti community just uses it because “official” literature hasn’t caught up. I taught myself to read at age three (according to my mom; she says I was reading news headlines and stuff, not just books I’d memorized) and wrote a 35k word novella when I was ten, with no external prompting. My audio processing used to be terrible, but I routinely tested at college age reading levels as a kid.

I also might have ADHD? If so, it’s also mostly just noticeable if I’m under stress, and then it’s hard to tell if that’s the issue or if it’s just autism/depression again.

You might be getting a clearer picture of how my secondary and its model end up burnt so often!

(Resisting a very strong urge to cut stuff from this post.)

In short, I was a Gifted Kid. I spent a lot of my teen years biting off more than I could chew, honestly. I felt that I should be able to do more, and I wanted to be taken seriously, but I had basically no idea how to take care of myself because my needs are different from everyone else’s. I’m still figuring those out.

I’m kind of like an orchid plant: incredibly picky about conditions, wants a different “soil” and watering schedule, gets stressed if stuff changes too quickly, but when everything is just right and it does bloom, it goes all out.

I’m not kidding when I say that I have odd needs. One of them is the need for creative work, which seems to be hardwired into me. When I say that art or writing keeps me sane, I often hear back “oh yeah! I’ve heard that can be very therapeutic,” which is an innocuous reply, but it’s always bugged me, and I think I’ve figured out why.

First, because that’s not the reason I make things… I just… have to. Second, I can’t “make up” not doing creative work with some other kind of therapy. Third and most importantly, I’d much rather think of “artist” as my ground state, and depression as a condition that happens when my needs aren’t being met, rather than thinking of depression as the default that I’m just using art to escape from. That seems to me a healthier way of thinking, and probably a more accurate one, but I’m probably the only one who can see that distinction.

If life gets in the way and I can’t make space for creative work, it will actively make my depression worse. I know this because, multiple times, I’ve been unable to pinpoint why I’m feeling shitty, and then I go back to my easel or my writing or (ukulele, cooking, even just taking care of houseplants) and realize I haven’t done anything creative in like a month and thaaaat’s the problem.

I crack open a bottle of gesso to prep some canvases and it smells like… well, I don’t think you can get high off gesso? But it’s not like when you’re out of it on painkillers or cold medicine or whatever. It’s incredibly grounding, like the world snaps back into focus but it’s also oddly euphoric. Or I write ten thousand words in a couple days and it just… I don’t know what that does. I’ve never run across a word for it.

The writer of Smile at Strangers (a really good memoir centered around women, anxiety, and karate) describes a similar feeling in relation to her martial arts practice.

It’s also a bit like when all the snow melts after winter and you step outside and there’s the smell of wet soil under sunlight and I’m not sure if this fully translates for people who don’t have seasonal depression. Sorry.

Dammit, I want to paint… I haven’t had space to set up for like eight months. I’ve been nose-deep in writing projects since last summer for a reason, but right now my friggin Ravenclaw secondary is off angsting about something because of Life Stress Bullshit, and I don’t have the focus to work on any of my writing projects. Apart from this one. But it’s not really what I want in terms of creative work.

*velociraptor screech*

Oh, yeah. I guess I could mention this is why my nickname is Paint. Not sure if that was obvious before. The header image (which is more visible in the app for some reason) is one of my paintings. It’s a tiny one and it’s not one of my favorites, but I had the photo on my phone and the colors work well enough for what I needed.

(restrains self from negging my own painting ability)

This is starting to get into spoiler territory for what burned Ravenclaw secondary looks like, huh? It’s peaced out for a couple weeks at this point. I’m trying to write about what made it take off, but my ability to think of words and form a coherent sentence kinda flew out the window when I approached it directly.

Let’s just say that around the start of the month, someone I was talking to online (if you’re reading this, it’s definitely not you) kindaaaa hit a nasty depression trigger of mine. Not their fault—it’s very specific to me, and I struggle to explain why I can’t really talk about it. Basically, I spent years studying programming and web design, and due to several different but related issues during that experience, it’s now a trigger for me. I very much want it not to be, but trying to train that out of myself has induced more than one panic attack and I’m stuck between giving up on it or figuring out a way to go back to it that doesn’t totally shut my brain down.

That paragraph took forever to write, by the way.

I think I have to end this here. I… am going to go take out the trash, and water my plants, and make my bed, and file some paperwork, and maybe I’ll even mix up some bread dough or do some laundry. Spoiler alert for what it looks like when my Hufflepuff model takes over, I guess.

Oh. And I should maybe probably eat something. I almost forgot about that... again.

[yespolkadotkitty]

Soft!Thoughts for Pero Tovar with his stubborn sweetheart who has worked herself into exhaustion and is hellbent on caring for Pero but really needs it herself. Workaholics unite!😵

OK so a crack at Pero Tovar HCs:

(lovely gif by @beccaplaying - if you’d rather I not use please messsage and I’ll take it down, no questions asked)

•  You’ve made quite the name for yourself  by sewing handmade garments. The castle nearby and its resident nobles provide a steady stream of work.

•  You are a perfectionist and often burn the candle at both ends making your work the best it be can be.

•  Pero is away a lot, in the summer months certainly, when sellsword work is plentiful.

•  When he’s home though, your work doesn’t lessen. Pero takes local jobs, building, bodyguarding, and you want him to feel loved at home, appreciated, so you cook his favourite meals; Alows de Beef, Florentine Stew, and Pero’s personal favourite, King’s Chicken, with extra saffron.

•  This tires you out. But you can’t stop. And for his part, Pero ravages you at night. He can never get enough of you when he’s home, driving you over the cliff edge of pleasure over and over with his fingers, lips and tongue. You adore having him home, but it’s more exhausting, sometimes, even though your heart is lighter than air.

•  One night you pass out at your work bench from sheer tiredness. When you come to, you’re in bed, Pero sitting beside you, glowering.

•  “What is this, mmm, mi amor? You work yourself into the ground and you say nothing?”

•  You groan. “Wanted you.... to enjoy being home.”

•  “Te adoro, querida. Where else would I want to be? There is no need to make a feast for us every night. I would eat dry bread and water if it meant longer in your company.” He lies down, holds you close. “No more day work for me, for a sennight. I made enough gold, my last assignation with William. You-” he playfully drills a finger into your tummy as you face eachother - “will live as my Queen. The local tavern will bring us meals, and I have sent word that your gowns will be a little delayed.”

•  You open your mouth to protest, even though you can’t deny the idea of a sennight’s pure rest sends shivers of delight through you. “Pero-”

•  He kisses away your protests. “Rest, querida.“

•  “But-”

•  “The thought of me sweeping the floor, washing clothes, and and dusting makes you laugh, no? But I shall do these things. I would kneel at your feet, mi alma. Let me care for you.”

•  And you do. And it is glorious. Pero worships your body almost hourly, leaving you replete, dozing regularly, stretching in the sun. He brings you little sweetmeats from the market, takes you on horse rides to the coast, where he lies you on the sand and writes your name where the water laps. And you laugh, only a little, when he sweeps the floor.

Tagging the Pedro pals: @gamingaquarius @jaime1110 @alwaysbethewest @pedropascallion @pascalitotovar @alldatalost @mourningbirds1 @songsformonkeys @agirllovespasta @nelba @cryptkeepersoul @seawhisperer @tomhardydallasstarsgirl @oloreaa @holographic-carmen @auty-ren @thegreenkid @winters-buck @abuttoncalledsmalls @knittingqueen13 @phoenixhalliwell @emmy-dandiliom918 @synystersilenceinblacknwhite @mrschiltoncat @a-seeker-of-imagination @chews-erotically @buckstaposition @dornish-queen @starlight-starwrites @opheliaelysia @keeper0fthestars

[gender-isnt-my-jam]

@mentally-fuckednpink tagged me in a ‘get to know you’ post?? i think thats what it was called. Anyway, i have no idea how to do these, so wish me luck!!!!

Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better 

Relationship status: Single and does not wish to mingle

 Favourite colour: Green (at the moment anyway) 

3 favorite foods: Grilled cheese sandwiches, Salt water taffy, and my homemade bread!!!!!

Song stuck in my head: 1816, the year without a summer by Rasputina

 Last song I listened to: Born2Run by Penelope Scott

 Time: 5:08 pm 

Dream trip: Norway!!!!!

Tagging: @hypereactive @thechangeling @chaotic-and-shady-cat @unapologetic-autie @ti-bae-rius @appa-slut  @sweetcabbageprince  andddd thats it. I am a rule breaker lol

[your-turn-to-role]

Caleb is autistic bc i'm autistic and i said so

my friend as a fellow autistic you are so goddamn right

(note: i saw your other asks and i will get to those in time but answering this one now because i already had these written out for a probable future post)

SO

autistic caleb proof

everything about the counting things one by one joke. can't fully explain why. but i saw that and was like OH BIG MOOD

potentially the spirit behind it now i think about it. like hey i have a comfort habit that's inconvenient to others but jokes on them i don't do social cues! also i'm always uncomfortable in public so deal with it. also numbers.

bread warm. stick hands in it.

this boy has one special interest and it is magic!

not even going through nearly every possible trauma on the planet within about three years because of his magic could lessen this interest

(also cats. show me someone neurotypical that dedicated to personal theming)

listen. scarves are a thing.

(are you a scarf autie, a big hood hoodie autie, a gloves autie, or a headphones autie? you can be more than one, but i swear finding one of us who doesn't relate to any of the four is like finding a shiny pokemon)

stimmy boy. wraps string around his hands when nervous. hand tapping when not being listened to. biiiig gesturing when excited. rub arms for comfort because tactile good

hyperfocus. this last episode especially, him running full on errands without really noticing because he's focused on the spell i was like oh worm?

discussing things like understanding social cues/rules is harder with caleb because a lot of his awkwardness is trauma related? but also it's all relatable, so

conclusion: i'm love

[haileygarciasunshine]

Beauty and the Beast

Pairing: Kylo Ren/Ben Solo x Reader

Word Count: 914

Warning: None.

Summary: The First Order invades a minor planet, in search of the inventor. 

Part Two?

Beauty and the Beast AU

Taglist

Wattpad

Buy me a Pizza

Kylo Ren Masterlist

Walking on the cobblestones, you were on your daily venture into the village. It was a small and quiet village. As you glided through the village, you observed the motions of everyone around you. It was the same each and every morning. The baker passing by with fresh bread and rolls.

“Good morning, Y/N.” The baker greeted. “Where are you off to?”

“Good morning, Monsieur .” You grinned. “The bookshop! I just finished the most wonderful story, about a bean stock and an ogre and-”

“That’s nice.” The baker cut you off. "Marie! The baguettes! HURRY UP!" He yelled at his wife.

Chuckling you grinned, as you watched them continue about wanting to sell their trays filled with fresh bread. The sweet aroma filled your nose, making your stomach growl slightly.

Continuing on your journey through town, you could see some of the daughters of other towns people gossiping about you. Frowning you shook your head, not allowing your mind to go there. Once, you arrived at the bookshop the thoughts were long gone. 

“Ah, Y/N.” Pere greeted. 

Grinning you handed him the book. “Good morning, I’ve come to return the book I borrowed.” 

Climbing on the book later, you began searching for your favorite. 

“Finished already?” He questioned, observing you.

“Oh, I couldn’t put it down. Have you got anything new?” You questioned, fingers running along the spines of the books. 

Chucking he grinned. “Not since yesterday!”

“That’s all right! I’ll borrow....” You searched through the books, before making your decision. “This one!” You spoke pulling it out.

“But you’ve read it twice!”

Giggling, you nodded descending down the ladder. “Well, it’s my favorite, far off places, daring sword fights, magic spells...A prince in disguise!”

“If you like it all that much, it’s yours.” Pere spoke grinning towards you.

“But, sir.” You began to object.

“I insist!”

“Well, thank you, thank you very much!”

*****

“Wow, you didn’t miss a shot, Poe.” Finn exclaimed. “You’re the greatest hunter in the whole world.”

Grinning Poe nodded. “I know.” He responded arrogantly.

“No beast alive stands a chance against you.” Finn spoke. “And no girl for that matter.”

“It’s true, Finn, and I’ve got my sights set on that one.” Poe nodded in your direction. You were passing by on your way back to your shared cottage with your father, nose already in your favorite book.

“Huh, the inventor’s daughter?” Finn asked dumbfounded.

Nodding, Poe didn’t break his stare from you. “She’s the one, the lucky girl I’m going to marry.” 

“But she’s-”

“The most beautiful girl in town.” 

“I know but-”

“That makes her the best.” Poe stated full of pride. “And don’t I deserve the best?”

“Well, of course, I mean, you do, but-”

“Right from the moment that I met her, saw her.” Poe began. “I said, She’s gorgeous, and I fell.” 

*****

Making your way to your house, you walked the dirt path. It wasn’t until your house was in your sight, that you could sense something was wrong. Closing your book, you quickly tossed it in your wicker basket. Glancing at the front of the house, the door was kicked in. 

A gasp fell from your lips. Bolting towards your house, the thoughts of your father injured began plaguing your mind.

“Papa?” You called the moment you crossed the threshold of the front door. “Papa? Where are you?” 

“Down here Y/N.” His voice called from the basement.

Quickly, you rushed down the stairs. 

“Papa!” You exclaimed throwing your arms around him, pulling him in for a bear hug. “I was so worried something bad happened to you!” 

Pulling back slightly, you gazed into his eyes lovingly.

“Not yet.” A mechanical voice spoke. “We are taking him back to the Finalizer.” 

Glancing towards the voice, it was a storm trooper. Another storm trooper appeared, promptly placing handcuffs around your fathers wrists. 

“No, you can’t take him!” You exclaimed, rushing towards your father. Your movements quickly halted as a pair of arms wrapped around your waist preventing you to.

“Get him out of here.” Another mechanical voice stated. “Now!”

*****

The storm troopers had successfully, taken your father prisoner. Tears had streamed down your face as you watched them escort him out of the basement. He had recently visited the doctor, the realization that time is the one most precious thing that, is never given more of. The doctor had let you know that your father is gravely ill, he was the only family you had. 

As you paced in the living room, your mind had come up with multiple ideas to retrieve your father. The more you paced, the more you came up with ideas. 

Just months before, your father had created a small pod that was filled with the necessities for a pilot. It was able to take you anywhere in the galaxy. Making a mental note, you would make sure to mention the pod to your father.

Sitting in the pod, you quickly started it up. Punching in on the technology your designated destination. Your father was sure, to place you in pilot training courses. His reasoning was in case you would ever need it, you would already know the information.

Gripping the yoke, you began steering the small pod. Taking off, you left the atmosphere of the small planet, you had spent on your whole life, a planet you had never left nor dreamt of leaving. 

One thing was for sure, you were going to save your father.

[orelbloguje-blog]

Den jedenacty, dvanacty a trinacty: Prijezdova cesta do San Francisca vklidu, tvl co to je? Jeste nejsme ani ve meste a uz platime 5 dolaru za prejezd mostu. Tvl foť to, tady vickrat nepojedem. Stavime v airbnb doma. Je to studentsky dum. Slecna vypada v klidu, Typci huli.. taky v klidu! Jedem do mesta. Downtown LA jsou spinave, smradlave a nebezpecne stoky krasneho mesta San Francisco, ktere ma i svou originalni dusi. Z tri mest ktere jsme navstivili jednoznacne vede SF. Cable car fici po cestach a rozrazeji davy otravnych lidi, Lombard street je zkroucena jak dešťovka a rozdava pohledy fotografum, pier39 pekne molo plne obchodu a na konci lachtani party! Je jich tu aspon 100, rvou jeden na druheho a smrkaji po sobe! Chinatown je proste chinatown, cinane, cinske jidlo, cinske ulice, cinska vyzdoba, cinske upominkove predmety... Silicon valley - z Facebooku vidime budovy, security kteri ridi dopravu a thumb up sign, trochu nuda, nemuzem dovnitr. Google ma stylove barevne kola, security chybi ale maji obchod a vypada to o kapku lip, nemuzem dovnitr, Tesla auta vsude jak u nas Skoda auta, Apple - ridici se nadsenim zveda hlasek, pouze Appel store ani znacku tady nemaji na foceni, nemuzem dovnitr. Tesla! S chlebem v ruce vchazime do maleho obchudku s badass auty! Zamestnanec nas uvadi do kouzelneho sveta elektrickych aut, muzem dovnitr! NASA - stavime pred branou, ptame se ochranky zda muzem projit, straznik se nas pta proc? No proc asi vole. Chcem se podivat dovnitr. A mate ID? Coze? NO JISTE, tady mas NASA ID! Microsoft - budovy, nuda! Standfordska universita krasa, krasa, uz nevnimame jako rano, unava si vybira svou dan. Golden Gate Bridge je cerveny a ne zlaty, stavbari nekde udelali chybu. Ale je cool. Hikujem na plaz kousek od mostu a loucime se s oceanem, ten doma nemame. Vyjizdime na Twin Peaks, vyhled 360° na SF v pritomnosti šaolinskych mnichu v oranzovem županu. Vyrizujeme posledni detaily a stavime do outletu. Nedokazu rict zda to byla chyba ale ten obchod je jak droga! Je nam lito neco nekoupit, ja kupuju 5 nepostradatelnych veci za cenu jedne v CR. Posledni vecere, posledni zapad slunce pod Golden gate bridge, posledni mile v aute, posledni natankovani, posledni zabrzdeni, rozlouceni s autem a spanek na letisti.

Čas v autě celkem: 1day 14 hrs 30 minutes +

Najeto mil celkem: 2848mi (4557km)

Day eleven, twelve, and thirteen: The road to San Francisco, nothing happens... what's that? We are not even in the city and we pay $ 5 for the bridge crossing. “Take pics here, we wont go here again.” We live in an airbnb house. It's a student’s house. Girl looks cool, the guys smoke ... it is fine! We go to the town. Downtown LA is the epitome of the dirtiest, smelliest, and most dangerous sewers of the beautiful San Francisco. SF has an original spirit. San Francisco beats all three cities we have visited. A cable car runs along the paths and break up crowds of poisonous people. Lombard Street is twisted like a earthworm and gives a views for a photographers. Pier39 is a nice pier full of shops and in the end of the pier there is a sealion party! There are at least 100 of them, one on top of the other and sour on themselves! Chinatown is simply a chinatown, chinese, chinese food, chinese street, Chinese decorations, chinese reminder objects ... Silicon Valley - Facebook - we see buildings, security that leads traffic, and facebook thumbs up sign. A bit boring, we can’t go inside. Google has stylish colored bikes, security is missing but it has a Googlestore. It looks a bit better, but we can’t go inside. Tesla cars are everywhere as Skoda cars in Czechia. Apple - drivers voice raises by joy, there is only Apple store, no Apple sign to take a pic with, and we can’t go inside. Tesla! We go inside a shop with bread in hand, small shop with badass cars! The employee puts us into the magical world of electric cars, we can go inside! NASA - we stand in front of the gate and ask a guard if we can go through, “why do you want”? “Well, why not dude, we want to look inside.” “Do you have an ID?” “What? OF COURSE, here's the NASA ID, douchebag! Microsoft - buildings, boring! Standford University. Nice, nice, we are basically zombies who just want to break through the doors of NASA at this point. Too tired for our own good. Golden Gate Bridge is red, not gold, construction engineers have made a mistake. But it's cool. We hike down on the beach just by the bridge and say farewell to the ocean. We don’t have it at home. We go to the top of Twin Peaks, a 360° view of San Francisco in the presence of Shaolin's monks in an orange robe. We do last important stuff and stay in the outlet. I can’t tell if it was a mistake, but the shop is like a drug! It is a pity to not buy things. I buy 5 indispensable things at the price of one in Czech Republic. The last evening, the last sunset under the Golden Gate Bridge, the last miles in the car, the last gas station, the last breaks, say farewell to the car, and sleep at the airport.

Time spent in the car in total: 1day 14 hrs 30 minutes +

Mileage in total: 2848mi (4557km)

[nastiestplum]

what are your biggest hat headcanons?

- Trans Ross!

- Autie Ross!

- The Overyogs (overwatch + yogscast) 

- That Smith is a very bad cook

- Andro Smith

- The entire bread au (founded by @marblellous) 

- Hat corp entirely 

[hishotandhaywireheart]

Survey from Esther~

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? Janina Gavankar - Don't Look Down The Irrepressibles - Two Men In Love The Irrepressibles - The Arrow Flor - Warm Blood Shearwater - Animal Life Bastille - Laura Palmer 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? I'm overwhelmed by this question and can't pick a single answer, sorry lol. This is like asking me what my favorite Pokémon is. 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. I'm in a dog boarding facility's kitchen at the moment, no books in sight, I'm afraid. But I am reading the first book of the Raven Cycle series in audio form, if that helps 4: What do you think about most? What a question. Art? Animals? 5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? It's my boyfriend saying he's going to sleep :3 6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? *Gamagoori voice* I sleep in the nude 7: What’s your strangest talent? Even though I am not a smoker [unless you count a couple of hookahs per year], I can tell the brand of a cigarette by the smell of the smoke. The smell on someone's clothes, I know immediately what brand it is. Mixture of childhood exposure, sensory sensitivity, and the jobs I've worked lol. 8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence) Girls are powerful. Boys are powerful. 9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? I dunno. Maybe? 10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Uhh. Not a thing that occurs to me to do, to be honest lol 11: Do you have any strange phobias? Big phobia of hypodermic needles, or generally anything like a splinter, tiny shard of glass or hook getting underneath my skin. Phobic of getting pregnant. I guess those are weird. 12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Uhhh probably? 13: What’s your religion? What a complicated question lol. Simple answer: I'm pagan. But there is literally nothing simple about my endless thoughts about spirituality 14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Taking a walk in the woods, or sitting by a stream or body of water [water sources are especially sacred parts of nature for me] 15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both. But I love taking photos and nobody really takes any photos of me. So I guess behind. Especially when it's behind a Polaroid. 16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Shearwater. Honorable mention to the Irrepressibles. 17: What was the last lie you told? Fuck if I know 18: Do you believe in karma? Not really. But as always I believe in the awesome power of the brain. 19: What does your URL mean? It's my name with "Irrepressible" after it, in the style of Jamie Irrepressible, the vocalist of, well, you can probably guess which band. 20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Weakness - I'm extremely prone to gaslighting and self doubt about my own reality. Strength - I might not be a fan of abrupt change, but I am very adaptable, given time to adjust. 21: Who is your celebrity crush? None 22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No, sadly. Remember what I said about my irrational fear of stepping on hooks or sharp objects? Interferes with my sacred need to swim in every lake I see. 23: How do you vent your anger? Ideally, art. Drawing, writing, even recording myself ranting to my microphone about it. 24: Do you have a collection of anything? I collect retro Pokémon merchandise and certain old video games. :> this makes me sound like a massive genwunner but rest assured, it's just an Aesthetic™ 25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Text, to be honest. Us auties generally do better communicating in text based media. Skype calls are useful at times but I've always found them too awkward with delays and such to use reliably. 26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become? Hmmm. Tentatively, yes? 27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? Sound I hate: male voices shouting. Sound I love: music bouncing off walls and becoming ethereal and far away. 28: What’s your biggest “what if”? What if I don't understand what this question is asking me? 29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Ghosts, no. I talk about them a lot though because the idea of them is dear and important to me, but literally, no, I have no belief in some vaporized version of your personality that goes on after death. Aliens, I assume are a matter of inevitability. But I don't believe we will probably ever find or meet them in the foreseeable future. Humans think they are much more fascinating than they actually are. Aliens are not crawling all over themselves to build technology just to come fly over to our house and meet us. Sry 30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Air both times lol 31: Smell the air. What do you smell? The heat coming on at work because morning is here. Faint dog poop smell. Gonna have to tidy that up lol 32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to? Buttfuck nowhere, West Virginia 33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East Coast, if we're talking america 34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? I don't have an opposite gender 35: To you, what is the meaning of life? To create something meaningful and beautiful, and to enjoy myself to the fullest while helping others whenever possible 36: Define Art. If it makes you think about whether or not it's art, then it's art. 37: Do you believe in luck? Uhh. Like as an actual outside force that decides whether good or bad stuff will happen to me, no. 38: What’s the weather like right now? Coldddd 39: What time is it? 6 am. Time to get off work! 40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes, I drive, don't love it but glad I am able. No, but I did run over a bin once 41: What was the last book you read? A book about the history of heterosexuality as a concept, fascinating read actually 42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? As a kid I liked it but it's kinda gross now 43: Do you have any nicknames? Many 44: What was the last film you saw? Can't remember a film rn but I am currently watching The Story Of Film which I CANNOT recommend enough, it is a documentary series about, well, the history of cinema and even if you don't care about movie making... It will absorb you completely and make you not only care but be totally fascinated. I adore it. 45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? You know, I've been really lucky. Never broken bone or needed stitches or even like, been to the hospital, lol. I think I chipped my shin bone on a brick stair once. And a couple years ago I missed a stair going down and sprained my ankle, and my work refused to let me spend any time off my feet so I was crying from pain in front of customers lol. But it healed fast once I had a brace. No problem. 46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? I dunno. I was taught as a child that if you touch their wing dust even a little, they will lose their flight and die. So probably I haven't. Even though I now know this isn't quite true. 47: Do you have any obsessions right now? The Story of Film, some bands, getting sucked back deep into my lifelong love Pokémon again lol 48: What’s your sexual orientation? Pansexual, or: Why Are Gender And Genital Shape Our Main Social Indicator Of Romantic Or Sexual Preferences, Of All Things, That's Really Weird And I Can't Relate, Please Save Me From This Bizarro World 49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? Oh yes, plenty back in school 50: Do you believe in magic? Ahh. I believe in the power of will. I believe in the ability to make your own life full of magic via willpower. I believe in the harmless use of willpower to try and cause a change in your environment. I believe the force exercised by children known dismissively as "imagination" have incredible power to influence the mind and soul. I have no belief in a metaphysical force in the universe called "magic" that could describe basically anything and everything unknown to current science. If you ask me flat-out, I will say yes, I believe in magic. But this is more of what I mean. I don't believe in "magic", except that I do. Adamantly. 51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? I do not tend to forget. Forgive is a matter of situation. But I don't forget. And I am quite the talented ice prince when it comes to freezing someone entirely out of my life. This includes immediate family. I only speak to my little sister out of my entire family. 52: What is your astrological sign? Taurus-Gemini cusp! 53: Do you save money or spend it? Spend :T 54: What’s the last thing you purchased? Bread, milk and a couple very cheap, very pink, very glittery nail polishes. My weakness. 55: Love or lust? Yes. 56: In a relationship? Yep 57: How many relationships have you had? Uhh... Many? Serious, deep romantic relationships, which I suspect is your real question: three. 58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Nope 59: Where were you yesterday? Home, and briefly out at the store. 60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? My nails are pink and glittery. 61: Are you wearing socks right now? Yep. I wear two pairs to work because my super comfy work shoes are just the tiniest bit too big. 62: What’s your favourite animal? You asked the impossible question. Today, your answer is: praying mantis. Specifically praying mantis godmothers. Ask me again in two hours for an entirely different answer. 63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Sorry, too socially awkward for this prompt 64: Where is your best friend? In bed, it is very late and/or early. 65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr. Don't really have favorites? Just people and stuff I like. 66: What is your heritage? Whitey white. Scots Irish, English, a bit of German, and like everything else you can expect from a family that's been in America about as long as a white devil could possibly be. My mother is a hobbyist genealogist, so this isn't just typical white folks bullshit, I'm vaguely more educated on my roots. I am in fact a distant cousin of notable American politician of the 19th century, Henry Clay. 67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Playing Pokémon Blue! Beating the game for literally the first time ever! 68: What do you think is Satan’s last name? Uh. Um. Oh god, I don't know lmao 69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off? Yes, everyone has, normalize it 70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Hmmm. Yes. 71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Lose my job bitches, and maybe hope to go viral and boost my chances of getting a new job for doing this thing lol 72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? A-Maybe. At least a few people. B-Travel, make good art, write my will, get my affairs in order. C- Yes, for a while. 73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Trust obvs 74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? Many. First one that comes to mind is Empire by Jukebox the Ghost 75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? Nope 76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Being best friends and trying to understand one another and willing to be open and honest, no ego in the way 77: How can I win your heart? Buy me sushi. 78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Yes. 79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? To not have children. 80: What size shoes do you wear? American size seven in men's, nine in women's. Sometimes half a size up or down. 81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? No idea. I should get thinking on that. 82: What is your favourite word? Don't really have one favorite tbh 83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Glowing lights, core imagery 84: What is a saying you say a lot? Hell yeah 85: What’s the last song you listened to? Maxiimo Park - Going Missing 86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours? Long story short: indigo. 87: What is your current desktop picture? Some Pokémon, I forget which. 88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? A random white supremacist, maybe, but honestly, I probably wouldn't press it 89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? No idea rn 90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do? I'd be quite disturbed because I cut my teeth on Ocarina of Time and was very creeped out by ReDeads 91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Shapeshifting. Always my answer. Covers being an animal, or being a child, or flying, or swimming. 92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? First thought is a marching band performance from high school. Second thought is back in that car in the vast moonlit Utah desert. 93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Bad math teachers. Gave me a complex about math and didn't improve me as a person in any way like most of the others did. 94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? No interest 95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Japan motherfuckers 96: Do you have any relatives in jail? Not that I'm aware of but I couldn't care less tbh 97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? If I have, I must have been very small. 98: Ever been on a plane? Yep, just twice. 99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? If they actually absorbed what I had to say? Love yourselves. Love each other. Endeavor to understand each other. Try to figure out what you were taught wrong about yourself and your fellow humans, and unlearn those things. Embrace humanity in all its diversity. Open up and be vulnerable.

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2, 7, 13, 15, 23, 27; For the autistic asks. Also because I noticed the post, I actually just finished watching Leverage today! and I totally agree that Parker is autistic and I love her so much!

2: Which terms and words do you prefer when talking about autism?i’m not 100% sure this is what the question is asking, but i’m definitely in favor of identity-first language (i think that’s what it’s called? like “autistic person”) and calling it a disability. like if another autie doesn’t consider it that that’s totally fine but it worries me when allistics call it a mental illness or smth. i feel like there might be a better word but idk. also functioning labels and mental age things are shitty. 

7: Which autistic trait gives you the most problems?i’m not a huge fan of the empathy stuff, because i feel like i never have the right emotional response? like i’ll be unaffected by something that people around me are reacting really strongly too and then like i’ll be dying inside over the thought that i might have lost something that wasn’t even important? although i think that’s mostly a “societal expectations make this difficult” rather than “this trait itself is hard.”

actually, i don’t like executive dysfunction. i don’t like not being able to make myself do something, or not knowing how. it’s not a good feeling.

13: What is/are your current special interest(s)?ironically enough, leverage is the main one right now! i’m about halfway through season 2 and it’s so good!!!! in one of the episodes i just watched parker draws the face of some guy she saw from memory and hardison’s like “how’d you do that?” and she just goes “i thought everyone could do that” and like. i can’t do that specific thing but that is exactly how i feel about math stuff, like i’ve always been slightly confused about people not getting math or being good at it because it just makes sense. 

math is another special interest btw, on and off since like forever. also right now to a lesser extent asl, although i’m trying to space out the timing of learning it so i actually retain information.

15: How do you stim?i’ve been trying to get happy flapping back; i trained myself out of it in middle school but i really like it. other happy stims: jumping up and down, rocking, kind of panting?, running in circles

when i’m stressed/anxious i tend to shake my hands (different from how i flap), tense the muscles in my arms, pull on my hair, rock, or squeeze my spiky dinosaur

for idle stims i tend to rock, thread/unthread my fingers together, play with my spinny ring

i like pressure stims, especially if it comes in the form of human contact. sometimes i hug myself and press on my shoulders when i rock, and i sleep with a weighted blanket. and i don’t get the opportunity super often but i Love swings

23: Do you think autism influences your identity, like your gender, sexuality, religious and political views or personality?i think it definitely influences my gender, because it makes it hard for me to conceptualize gender? like i want to be able to put gender in nice neat rows to make sense of it but i can’t? so i kinda just don’t get it.

and now that i have (probably) felt romantic attraction at least once i suspect it might contribute to being a-spec, cause i think part of it has to do with a difficulty relating to people socially. 

tbh i think it’s probably a major influence on who i am, because now that i think about it most of my identity can be traced back to either autistic things, dysfunctional family things, or both

27: Are you a “no food touching” autistic or “mesh all food up” autistic?definitely no food touching. the peak of this was when i would bring lunches to summer camp that contained ham, bread, and cheese, each in a separate ziploc bag to be eaten separately. it’s not at that degree now, but i still have a thing about mixed-together foods with too many flavors.