#autism fail

[scooplery]

i broke my favorite sports bra a few weeks ago and i bought the exact same one to replace it and it fits different now 😞

[obnoxiousarcade]

oh sigh my woes: desprately wanting to talk to a purrtain some one but only knowing how to prepose a conversation by asking if they want to play chess

(^ andthis happens at least 4 times a day)

[destructivedistractions]

I am the WORST friend

[spkyart]

Positivity

[growling]

the way this website treats disabled people is actually horrendous

[poofbark]

happy bkdk new year

[screampotato]

If you ever find yourself wondering, "should I get sexually involved with my employee/tenant/lodger/student/person young enough to be my grandchild?"

The answer is NO

[a-timely-problem]

Overheard at the BAU

The team: doing challenges during game night

Penelope: "For this task, you have to get this vase to the table without using your hands."

The rest of the team: "Alrighty!"

Spencer: "...like... not at all? Am I supposed to use my feet? Can I touch this with gloves and it doesn't count? Am I supposed to pick up other tools with my hands or would that disqualify me?"

The others: ...

Spencer: "I'm autistic, you should have seen this coming."

[canisalbus]

My headcanon for Modern!Machete before he encounters (re-encounters?) Vasco is that he works in some high-powered but low-profile position for an influential and well-known multinational. Like a corporate lawyer or accountant for Apple or Volkswagon or Shell. He's very, very good at his job, his assistants and staff think he's a good boss, his boss thinks he's great, but half his colleagues can't stand him because they think he got promoted for sucking up to their boss instead of for his skills (it was for his skills). He's got exactly enough interpersonal skills to recognize the problem and not enough to fix it. He gets paid extremely well, well enough to mostly pretend that he's happy and fulfilled (he still ends up happier in the Modern!AU because his job only sucks a little instead of literally destroying him. Also because modern medicine means his medical situation is much better understood and controlled). Yes this is all just the modern equivalent to what canon!Machete's got going on but it's startling how much carries over with no changes.

Oh that's so well thought out actually, I love that.

[nemmet]

🌻💙 happy autism month to this wonderful silly guy, and all his boundless enthusiasm for what he loves!!!

[apollos-boyfriend]

dougdoug funniest man alive for not being diagnosed as autistic but "having so much anxiety that it presents as autistic traits"

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Autistic People are 'stubborn' but neurotypical society continually fails to adjust to Us

Neurodivergent_lou

[sunnyweathe7]

[ronancelovemail]

carmilla girlies where are you

[spicyet]

With the end and all, it just gives too much of an opening to make Shuro learn his place and realize just how much Falin and Laois have in common— after finally realizing he’s got much to learn especially from those who are more eagerly set on their goals than he’s even been— hopefully so much so he learns to loosen up a lot more, and anyways what I’m trying to say here is Laois and Shuro should make some yaoi I think.

[soullessjack]

idk i just think it’s a little weird that almost every character who gets the “innocent baby” / “little ray of sunshine” treatment usually ends up just having neurodivergent traits and actual negative traits in the show that nobody pays attention to. like idk man it just feels like diet infantilization to me and it’s a teeny weeny bit uncomfortable to see all the time