#autobiographical memes

[autobiographicalmemes]

Me when it's time to start knitting and crocheting Christmas gifts

[transmemesfortransqueens]

[sincerely-sofie]

A mix of some comedic and wholesome old journal comics about daily life, creativity, and psychosis

(More below the cut!)

This last one is 3 pages:

[daisymaycries]

Once again, a tiny anecdotal vignette.

To be perfectly fair, the merits of Broadway WAS part of the term paper for a class in theatre appreciation. It just wasn't the entire term paper. 😆 This term paper was due last night and I began it at around 7:30 last night, turning it in 10 minutes before the deadline. I'll uh...let you know how it turned out. 🤣

[drallimylime]

what's your Billy the Kid equivalent?

[ephemerasnape]

True story.

[icyday]

I made myself into a meme!

[flimsy-roost]

me being treated poorly for reasons outside of my control: well this sucks real bad, but this is happening for reasons outside of my control. while it still hurts emotionally, being conscious of my lack of agency allows me to put my energy towards things I can control that may at least cheer me up

me when I'm talking to myself and my noise cancelling headphones turn on an inscrutably applied pass-through mode that can't be manually toggled and the leaf blower next door fills mine ears once more: slapping doorframe hard enough to mildly fuck up my wrists NO NO NO NONONONONONONONO

[pinejay]

"i strolled into the kitchen, dropped a raw egg into a teacup of raw hamburger, mixed it up and ate it." HUH?!!!!

[bunwoos]

WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?

           ⸻           𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐠𝐚𝐫.

You are independent, you are unique. It seems that no one hears you, when you try to put out your ideas, and you believe that no one ever will. Your mind is constantly working, putting together the philosophies that best suit you and judging others on theirs. You have an airy way about you, you float from social group to social group trying to find the one that best understands you. You'll find your people, little dreamer, but be sure to listen as much as you want to be listened to.

tagged by : @sozokami tagging : @portraitsof , @poingdefeu , @pessimistics , @batinstincts , @darkburning , @darknesskng , @florafy , @lcvesdeath

[charmcoin]

[tapedsleeves]

Vanilla Chai :)

vanilla chai— do you have any hobbies that your followers don’t know about? or any hobbies that you once had, but stopped doing?

I do a bit of canning - I've always made jam, but last year i branched out and made apple butter for my in-laws, which I think went over pretty well (I don't like it, so I'm relying entirely on other people's opinions, lol). I can do tomatoes, tomato juice, green beans, or soup (tomato based is the kind i prefer, so that)

I also knit, but I put it down and pick it back up so much that it's not quite a hobby-hobby, more than it is just a skill that I occasionally use, like sewing. I can do it, but I don't do it much unless I need to.

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[tropylium]

crossposting from twitter: Build Your Studio Ghibli Life

[daisymaycries]

When I was 7 years old my mom let me try a sip of her wine the night before my First Communion to prepare me for the flavor of the wine at church. Needless to say I was expecting more of a Welch's flavor. 🤣🤣🤣

[prokopetz]

More inadvisable webcomic gimmicks:

Webcomic whose server sniffs your IP address and displays subtly different versions of each page based on your geographic location; the art is identical and the story in its broad strokes is consistent across all versions, but the dialogue gives very different impressions of certain central relationships between characters.

Purportedly autobiographical webcomic whose protagonist's life story consists of the plots of various popular science fiction and fantasy films, played out in reasonably complete detail, but interpreted through the lens of the "describe a film badly in order to make it sound as boring as possible" meme.

Webcomic which builds up a dedicated readership, then begins updating on an irregular schedule with frequent unpredictable delays, taking each page down after a few hours and deleting that page's source files, with the explicit goal of causing as much of the comic as possible to become lost media.

Garfield-style gag-a-day webcomic in which every strip consists of an identical tableau of two characters sitting on a couch, differing only in their dialogue and facial expressions; a separate, entirely unconnected ongoing story is related wordlessly and in miniature via the window visible behind the ostensible protagonists' heads.

Patron-supported webcomic with two separate entry-level tiers called "See the Comic Early" and "See the Comic Never". If you subscribe to the latter, the author blocks your IP address.

[waitingonavision]

I crave more modern AU encanto madness😭😭😭💕💕 and your hcs for it were SO SPOT ON. branching off of the social media ask, what do you think each of them would have in their bios? + who would they be following 👀👀👀💕

Aw, thanks!! T^T And oh wow, this one's gonna be fun...

Also: just imagine their bios are in Spanish.

Alma

Bio/description: Her name and nothing more, she’s got no time for that

Following: family members***; accounts that focus on photos taken around Colombia; oh, but also whatever accounts they’ve made for their hobbies, etc. (e.g., Mirabel’s crafts). I imagine someone helped her choose an account that posts about grief and stuff too.

*** “following family members” is the default for everyone.

Julieta

Bio/description: A mamá who heals with her love, and lots of food.

Following: Local restaurants’ accounts, chefs (but not too many celebrity chefs), medical/medicine-related accounts

Pepa

Bio/description: Your freaking weather goddess 🌦⛈ and honorary Wine Aunt 🍷

Following: Favorite authors, potential romantic getaway spots, some kind of animal facts account that she can share with Antonio

Bruno

Bio/description: It’s actually me. But sometimes it’s Hernando or Jorge. Hi 👋🏽

Following: Various rat instas; his favorite writers, artists, and telenovela actors; a few food accounts

Agustín

Bio/description: It either somehow just says “description” or he’s attempted to write an autobiographical novel

Following: A lot of the same accounts Julieta follows; also the Spanish equivalent of stonkexchange for some reason (he doesn’t get the memes but laughs anyway)

Félix

Bio/description: Married to a freaking (weather) goddess. Father of three stunning children. WEPA! 🇨🇴

Following: Okay, so Félix definitely used to have an account on Duolingo in order to mess with Agustín. He’d troll him in the leaderboards by letting him get ahead and then outranking him by a hundred or so points (and so on and so on)

Isabela

Bio/description: Sick of pretty. Always finding out ✨what else✨ I can do! ‘Find’ me on Etsy @ LasFloresDeIsabela

Following: She and Lizzo are probably mutuals. Also, she, Dolores, and Mirabel all hype one another and their endeavors up

Dolores

Bio/description: Afro-Latina. Romantic. Listens more than she speaks 

Following: Poetry and writing accounts; her favorite artists (music, etc.), especially other Afro-Latinx artists; natural hair stylists

Luisa

Bio/description: (Mirabel wrote hers) Hi!!! I’m Luisa (she/her). I love my family and helping people, and like to stay super, super fit! I’m sorry, but I can’t accept requests for assistance via DM. Photos of puppies are always welcome, though!

Following: accounts that post about dogs, dog photos, etc. (e.g. Thoughts of Dog but in Spanish); fitness and weight training accounts; accounts that post affirmations and positivity (quotes and things)

Camilo

Bio/description: Making you laugh with my jokes and impressions and cry over my beauty and voice 🎭

Following: Trinidad Cardona and other singers; actors, comedians, films/theatre accounts; food accounts; he once made a fake account for either Isabela or Dolores. His parents put a stop to that real quick (the girls teamed up to get back at him)

Mirabel

Bio/description: Quiubo! I’m Mirabel (she/her), 15, Colombiana 🇨🇴 Blogs about Colombia, my tío’s rat telenovelas, sewing and DIY crafts, magical realism, animals, and other things

Following: sewing and craft accounts, all of her interests listed above; probably fandom stuff too

Antonio

Not on social media

Thank you for the ask, @mmollymercury​! I hope I did alright 💚