#baby blasters

[mewdoodles]

And another one!

[bits-and-beasts]

sooooooo what if... the cons where like.. space bugs, and the autobots where a collection of people unlucky enough to stumble across them by accident?

thats, basically what this is?

essentially, cybertron completely ran out of resources, forcing it's inhabitants to search for other planets capable of supporting life. they find earth, but because they lack the whole -turning into cars- thing, staying secret and safe is a lot harder.

soundwave and the cassettes get separated from the nemesis while scouting for food, and wind up running into blaster. who does his very best to help.

tarn is violently obsessed with Megatron, unfortunately that gets taken out on soundwave (since they're corjunxed here) , he essentially stalks them the entire time they're separated from the rest of the cons.

thankfully Megatron finds the group before things get too dire

poor blaster keeps hearing stories about soundwaves precious husband, but the very first time he sees Megatron is horrifyingly violent lol.

(the cassettes are very happy he's back :D)

[sanity-love]

“I DON’T KNOW.”

this is honestly just an excuse to draw baby papyrus!! i personally like the headcanon that papyrus and sans are very close in age, as i think (?) that they were supposed to be twins or left ambiguous (but had to be changed for japanese localization). howeverr, i made some creative liberties in this animation so. here, have parental sibling sans.

i’d like to imagine that if baby papyrus had a gaster blaster, it would have round jaws (like bby papy’s widely spread fanon design) and be crying (due to a desperate want to not kill). him not having arms like monster kid is such a silly idea to me and i honestly love the concept of child monsters slowly growing arms over time!! (also i don’t wanna draw his hands and arms 😓) this video is kinda up for interpretation to what it means. could it have a connection to gaster? does papyrus know something? does sans know something? are we in deltarune or undertale? is there no deeper meaning at all? i have no idea either!!! use your imagination!!!!!

[queerbeverage]

Star Wars really popped off with the sound design of the Droideka blasters. Helllll fucking yeah they go PEW PEW really fast but they also have some kinda reverb and *weight* to them, also the dual lasers look cool u already know u'd get fucked up when hit by one of those, they probably have insane stopping power. Also the rolling around sounds are pretty okay, but the little mechanical clinks and clanks of building up again & then the more pronounced clack when they draw their weapons?!

Anyway i wanna fuck a droideka.

[runawaymac]

what if ravage was Giant for some reason like titan-level BigTall and only gave jazz blaster and soundwave permission to sit on her paw/head

[happi-leigh]

My mom did this once

[potato-sauce]

Swerve can get it

[raringooo]

Oh lawd they bloopin

[wily-art]

hope ya doing alright dunno where to look for insomnia updates like if ya taking a break or what but noticed it's been a few months... hope you're doing alright

Hey! I've been working on an animation for insomnia which is gonna be an update. Me being quiet is because my nose has been to the grind but it's getting there! Hoping to have it finished up this year x'D

I'm more done than not.

(Here have a still)

[graylinesspam]

Your Ahsoka & Mandos AU just made me tear up pls ARE YOU PLANNING TO WRITE THAT ???????

That plus clones being jealous and not even bothering to hide that because Ahsoka was THEIRS first would be absolute peak

Umm, I could write some if you guys are interested. It would be more like a series of isolated one shots than a real series though. Since it kinda contradicts ASOI and it isn't cannon to SH.

But first some context would probably be good i think.

This "AU" takes place after Ahsoka leaves the Jedi. As we know canonically that she stays with Bo and her Mandalorian faction for an indeterminate amount of time after the disaster on Oba Diah. At the time of spilling those thoughts onto a text post I was just wrapped up in question marks about exactly what that environment would have been like for Ahsoka.

Ahsoka who just left the GAR and is feeling all kinds of guilt for not being there with her men, watching their backs like she's "supposed to". (it is my personal extrapolation that Ahsoka would have been moved from the 501st if she had returned to the jedi anyways. Bc knights and masters have never lead the same faction. The graduated knight has always been moved to their own faction to lead. And I think part of the reason Ahsoka left the jedi was bc she didn't want to return to the war without Anakin and Rex.)

But it took her like maybe a handful of weeks to end up on another war front with another set of soldiers. And yeah they aren't hers and she's not leading them but it feels like a betrayal anyways. If she's still gonna be fighting a war, it should be with her brothers. So Ahsoka does what she always does, tries to make herself useful and block out the guilt with work.

She's in a mandalorian camp now. One with a wide range of smaller clans in it as they are preparing to take back the planet of Mandalore. She's interacting with Mandalorian elders (And Ahsoka has always been good with elders. From the jedi council to the elders on her home planet to members of the senate, elders love Ahsoka). They Enjoy her Youthful energy and her manners. The fact that she brews excellent tea and is hard working and smart. She's interacting with younglings as well. Something else she's experienced with as a former leader of her own creche clan. She isn't afraid to pick up a crying kid, dust them off and tell them to walk it off. But she's also gentle and really good at deciphering baby talk. She tells fun stories for them around the camp fire and makes their toys float to entertain them.

And when actual combat happens, she's great in a fight. She can understand hand signals and follow orders, but she can also take on a battalion of droid alone without breaking a sweat. She has never been bested in a spar. And though her blaster skills leave much to be desired she can wield most bladed weapons like an assassin.

It's not all sunshine and rainbows. A lot of Mandos just aren't going to be happy about having an ex jedi in their camp. BUT it has been a long time since the jedi and mando were actively in conflict. And Ahsoka willingly leaving the jedi actually gives her a lot of credit in their eyes. That and the fact that she has obviously began mandalorian training (of some sort). She is totally eligible to be taken into a clan. Now in what way is the real debate.

Because Ahsoka is in that awkward young adult stage where she's mostly too old to be taken on as a foundling and she mostly too young to get married.

She shows every single Mandalorian virtue. Respect for the religion, Good child rearing skills, Good combat skills, The ability and willingness to hunt large game, An anti-individualistic community focused mindset, A lust for life and freedom, heart bleeding loyalty, weapons proficiency, and most importantly, honor. And there's the little detail that she's working with the top ranking clans as an advisor and hand for hire. A weird not rank that is none the less very admirable.

When I say every mando expects Ahsoka to join a clan. I mean every one of them. The elders are asking to train her and finding it hard to find some area of training that she isn't proficient in (not everyone can teach her to shoot). Meanwhile she is blissfully unaware that this is the first step to being adopted.

The youngest adults, the ones in her age group, are either trying to finish their training and graduate so that they may be free to start courting, or they're saying fuck it, ima court the highly powerful ex-jedi anyways. Bc can you even imagine what an asset she'd be to any clan? The Mandos have a weird relationship with force sensitivity since they're never trained to use it, but damn can it be an asset in battle. Can you imagine how strong her children would be? it's like a mandos wet dream.

Huge super powerful riduur move things with mind, fight with cool weapons, make clan strong.

Ahsoka is only minimally knowledgeable on Mando culture and the courting goes right over her head. They want to spar with her *shrug* ok. They want to share her meals? cool she'll hunt fresh meat for diner. They want to gift her weaponry? She's kinda picky actually she's on the look out for some specific pieces, but if you hear anything about weapons traders, let her know. They want to teach her Mando'a? okay she's just been using flashcards for a while, don't make fun of her pronunciation though.

And that's when they're just chilling in camp and not when active combat is happening.

Ahsoka dropping an enemy Mandalorian in five seconds flat.

Ahsoka finishing kills with her teeth

Ahsoka jumping fifteen feet vertically

Ahsoka free falling out of ships without a jetpack

Ahsoka sensing danger with pinpoint accuracy

Ahsoka speaking to giant animals

Ahsoka using the force to snatch a knife off your belt to kill an enemy with.

Ahsoka lifting an angry mando in the air and refusing to put them down until they calm down

Ahsoka who can disarm an enemy without touching them

Ahsoka who can snatch you out of the line of fire

Ahsoka who can take a stun bolt to the chest and keep walking

With teeth like knives and claws like daggers

and gentle hands and a soft voice

Now, the context that you really wanted. Which is bringing the clones into this.

That would require stretching out the siege on Mandalore which I am totally game to do. Lets wedge this into a O66 didn't happen Au. Lets put the 332nd in a camp of Mandos for weeks (not unlike on Onderon when they were training the rebels).

Rex and Jesse and Kix reunited with their Commander. Ahsoka blooming under the company of her brothers. Ahsoka running to greet them and getting pulled into a keldabe immediately. Ahsoka responding to her rank and leading men like it's as easy as breathing. Ahsoka who apparently already has a clan and wears their colors with pride. Ahsoka who is given back her lightsabers and becomes an absolute beast in the battlefield like nothing they've ever seen.

The clones who know just enough about mando culture to see the flock of gangly late teens that follow Ahsoka around and bring her food and beg her to spar and go all stiff whenever she touched them. Clones that go "excuse me, that is my vod'ika. Back off"

Rex who wears a permanent scowl. Kix who feels sorry for the poor kids throwing themselves at Ahsoka just to get brushed off absentmindedly. Jesse who is laughing his ass off at the jealousy radiating out of them.

Ahsoka who is even more mando like than they thought as soon as her brothers are around. Who breaths loyalty like its air, who speaks broken bastard mando'a like its a real language. Who spars with no less than 15 clones and usually comes out on top. Who hunts with her favorite brothers with nothing but her bare hands and comes back triumphant. Who gives orders like a clan leader and takes them like a soldier. Who Is referred to by rank with so much affection that you can taste it.

Ahsoka curling up in a pile of men in armor and sleeping around a fire, more at peace then anyone in this camp has seen her before.

And brothers who are so fond of her that they'd cut their own hearts out if she asked. But are more than willing to deliver yours to her instead if you don't back the fuck off. She belongs to our clan. I will best you in ritual combat about it.

Seething side eyes. Arms always around her shoulders. Plastoid flanking her at all times. The days of Ahsoka being alone are over. You'll never pry her out of their hands again.

[caycanteven]

The Cannibal is probably one of the most frightening Drakelich to have risen in these mountains and fields. Not only for his appearance, but his lack of distinction between meal and ally. The only exception is his brother, The Weaver. He's merciless, defensive, and an all out powerhouse of strength to make up for his lack of magical fire-breathing abilities that most Drakelich seem to have. The Cannibal is also one of the smartest and most observant of the riot, I've noticed. Yet, only when he chooses to be, like he knows something is not what it seems, but doesn't say a single thing. He's unpredictable in every sense of the word, despite his memory failing him and unexpected moments of disassociation. I fear he may know the truth of my shifting abilities, that I'm not completely dragon...and that I'm quite smitten with the monster.

Written Excerpt from Lexodyn's Journal on the Lich Riot of The Mountain.

[sttmh]

So I just had a thought would cat classic or his gaster blasters also get headaches by the portals or is it just normal for them? All I imagine is cat classic swiping everyone that opens portals near him 😂. Also I LOVE this so much you are honestly amazing thank you

The image of Catssic trying sprinting full force at someone who portals and just approaching with his back all fluffed up, tail raised high, and just turns sideways menacingly.

I've never actually considered whether Catssic or Blast would also get headaches with portals. Catssic, at least, would be exempt from the headaches since, while they are a reflection of Classic, they are not Classic himself.

The reason behind Classic's headaches is mostly magic/soul based.

... Which means Blast also experiences headaches. Oh, dear.

[ostensiblynone]

Noel Gallagher on The Frank Skinner Show Episode 4.7 | aired Monday November 13th 2000

Frank: 'Cause you're always gonna break up but you don't — you never will, will you? Noel: No, it's actually quite a bit sad now, 'cause that's the third tour I've walked off, and it's always like—[clears throat]—even, like, the rest of the band were going, 'Haha, yeah, see ya in a bit!' [laughs] [puts on a serious mien] 'No, no, I'm actually leaving this time.' [waves] 'Haha, right, yeah!' So, um. Yeah, it gets a bit embarrassing. Mam—Mam was always on the phone going, 'I've seen you've quit the band again.' Frank: Yeah. Noel: Yeah. Frank: But you did really—when you did walk off, why did you leave the two of them? What happened? Noel: Um, well, we got to a gig in Barcelona and, uh, Alan, the drummer, had got tendonitis in his arm, so. We, um, we decided that we weren't gonna do the gig that night. Um, so we had to wait for the crew to pack down the equipment, which was about eight hours, sat in a dressing room, drinking. So, um, you know, it got to a bit—it got to about seven hours into the eight hours, and it was one of them—you know—'Where'd you get them shoes from?' 'Why? What's up with them?' 'I'm not saying there's nowt up with them, but where'd you get them from?" 'Well, what's it got to do with you?'

And, uh, before you know it—it's like, uh, Liam was in—in the corner with a—in—in amongst the pile of CDs and the ghetto blaster and I was across the other side of the room with a black eye.

I never did find out where he got his shoes from, either.

[emma-is-swaggy-and-epic]

Y'know i have stuff i need to do but tbh i kinda felt like i needed to make this

Jokes aside, i'd be a lot more charitable about ralsei theories if people didn't constantly use them to harrass krisei shippers

[witchofthesouls]

Tony prob would give in for the tech

Fury:*tired*Stark what do you have

Stark:*hiding unsuccesfully Cybertronian stuff blueprints he got* Nothing

Also

Stark: *watching as Cybertronians fight over him* Even my dad wasn't that invested

Hawkeye: Your daddy issues are showing

Joke's on S.H.I.E.L.D. because Tony's having the time of his life because the baby proofed kits are still leaps ahead of Earth. He's attacking it with a ferocity, so he can get Big Boy stuff. Like hello, personal teleporter and space-bridge technology! Plus, he gets to talk so much shop and tea with a variety of mecha between the sides that can keep up or outpace him.

While Dr. Foster, Dr. Banner, and Dr. Stark are messing with things. There are a few 'bots and 'cons wiping wet optics because the sparkling built himself drones for company. Quite a few mechs are angling for a guardian-bond for the weird squishy sparkling. Tony's surprisingly getting along with many of the giant metal aliens, he has pick for a guardian, and the competition is fierce.

Tony is getting feels because there's genuine interest on their end. Not just his weapons and Iron Man and the Merchant of Death, but for Tony. There's no glazing eyes or impatient tics when he rambles or jumps disciplines because he's chasing after something, no digs at his philanthropy or at his AIs. Bonus points for not underestimating Pepper and Rhodes and giving Jarvis his due, too.

(But gods help him if they find out the palladium poisoning, Tony is getting kidnapped and treated.)

[redlegumes]

The shrine

The rest of the bookshelf holds our DnD stuff 😅