#baby boy shy guy!!!! my son my child!!

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I've been thinking lately... maybe I should stop worrying so much about why I feel something and just feel it.

[sugusatosluut]

We’re parents..

After gaining custody of Itadori when he was 15, you and Nanami had to balance a lot together. Parenting, dealing with your husband being a sorcerer and people knowing at your new job that you were a sorcerer as well. You got married fairly quick to seal the deal on your love and the adoption of Yuji.

Yuji was forever grateful to have two steady and stable parental figures. The two of you decided that it would be best to move Yuji to Jujutsu tech to work with Gojo and his respective young boy that he was also taking care of, Megumi fushiguro. Nanami was a distal parent, he watched over Itadori and checked in when he felt he wasn’t doing well in classes.

You were a suffocating but loving parent. You cried on Yuji’s first day at jujutsu tech when nanami had to remind you he was fifteen and a growing boy. He always had to circle back and give you a hug and make sure you were okay before he met up with gojo. Nobara often teased him about your relationship but Megumi knew you and Nanami’s relationship to yuji was just like his with gojo. Sometimes Megumi would come to you for guidance on things he felt shy to discuss with gojo about.

Nanami made lunch for you and itadori to take to school and work. He’d often be found in the kitchen creating the most delicious sandwich combinations for the next day or grilling dinner. He was proud of his tasty creations. You and Itadori would come home and compliment him on his contribution to your days with his delicious cooking.

Sometimes when you went to your newer desk job your coworkers would often taunt and tease you about your relationship and your certain infatuation with your ‘fake’ teenage son. They ridiculed you some of the time until one day nanami and Itadori showed up to congratulate you on your promotion. The entire office shut up about your hot husband and your well mannered teenaged son.

Oh— my gosh yes, I forgot to tell you! You and Kento are expecting your second child together. With Itadori being your first you figured he’d need more than just his friends to be called his brothers. You and kento wasted no time, you were both 28 and figured you’d need to have at least two successors to your names. Your first would be Itadori and your second child would fall just short of him by a decade. You named him after Kento’s best friend who’d passed away a long time ago. Your baby was named Haibabra Rin Kento.

Itadori was happy to be a big brother and was proud of the village you guys had created to support yourselves and everyone who was involved in your love life, the adoption of yuji, and the birth of Little kento.

Of all the things in this world, kento was proud of the life he’d made with you and the birth of his second son.

[altades]

Vashwood rant

I can't sleep so why not analyze vashwood in the middle of the night

Now, this analysis is mostly of the manga, with maybe small takes from 98 and tristamp

To start let's look at the boys from their respective beginnings

Vash is so cruelly mischaracterized as a child, and it might be a little bit of trismaps fault, even though i do love it, or maybe people are just putting characters into boxes without really thinking about it but Vash is so not soft-shy-nice little baby brother. The whole thing with him being younger is so insane to me, i get why if Nai was born like 10 minutes earlier he would make it his whole personality (very sibling thing to do) but it's just so stupid. No, they have 0 age difference and it doesn't affect their dynamic cuz the are literally twins for the love of god. And, really, when you look at the manga as kids Nai was the emotional one! And he still is!

Nai is plagued by fear and anger and resentment and those emotions are what drive his every decision. Vash, on the other hand, is much more in control of his feelings and doesn't show them as much. That is to say that pre-tesla nai is the one worried about their relationship with humans, about their future, he's the one crying after talking to Conrad (what a sweet child he was) while Vash seemes much less scared.

And when they find out about Tesla Nai is the one who faints - he’s the more reactive one, the emotional one. And that small difference is what sets their paths so differently. Because Vash actually gets a chance to talk to Rem and figure things out.And that talk is so very important because it makes Rem, who already was everything to Vash, even more important. 

Now, I want us all to think about how terrified Vash was after seeing Tesla cuz he probably thought his own mother was going to dissect him and his brother. But then she saves him when he tries to end his own life, proving that no she’s not gonna kill him, because she, as every human, has the capability to learn from her mistakes and make better choices. (too bad Nai didn’t get that lesson lol)

And then we get to the big bad things. (it’s genocide) But the important part from that whole ordeal is Rem’s sacrifice. Because, listen, I love stories where humanity is shown to be capable of change and forgiveness is a virtue and love and pussy and all that but oh man can it be so so unrealistic and a little bit insane to watch (su im looking at u (i love su but oh boy that is not how the world works unfortunately)) but Trimax manages to make it work so well. I believe that’s cuz Vash is a very kind and loving man but is also completely out of his mind and has horrendous mommy issues. At least half the reason he doesn’t kill people is because Rem has died to save them, and killing them would make it all be for nothing. If he kills these people or if he lets them die would that mean that Rem died for nothing? Did she sacrifice her life to save these people only for her own son to end their lives? AND you know I’m right cuz he literally says it in the manga but also BECAUSE HE DOES THE SAME FOR WOLFWOOD (also he did kill Nai when he had the chance but we don’t have time to unpack that)

All of that is A LOT and very complicated (i love Vash he’s so well written he’s my perfect little meow meow) now let's talk about Wolfwoooooooooood /twirls hair/

WW is much easier to understand and analyze cuz he is, just a guy,, WW is just a normal person who gets insanely unlucky and gets in THE WORST possible situations (If he ever played DND he would roll straight 1s). That is to say that his story is sort of a way to show how much life in the badlands sucks, but also that there are good things even in the worst places (the orphanage) And WW reacts to situations in the most rational way possible way - he kills to survive. he doesn’t want to but he doesn’t get a say in it. If he could chose he would just live with his family and friend and do whatever. And that, him being so normal in such a violent and bloody world is what makes him suffer all the time. His inner moral compass is screaming at him what a terrible person he is and he promptly ignores it.

That is until that moral compass manifests itself in the form of a tall, blond and handsome stranger that he’s supposed to lead to his death. The stranger who turns out to be the most compassionate and kind man WW’s has ever seen. Who he’s supposed to kill. It’s like finding an oasis in the desert and being forced to burn it to the ground. And WW doesn’t want to do that, and he refuses to believe that the oasis is not a mirage so he tries to get Vash to kill someone, even if it’s WW himself. (It doesn’t work.)

As we all know WW changes his mind because of Vash’s influence. And he dies for it. Because even though Vash’s beliefs are born of human virtues, no man is made to walk his path, for he is not human and any mortal who tries to follow an angel to the skies is doomed to crash. WHAT YOU DON’T EXPECT IS THAT THAT MAN WILL BRING THE ANGEL DOWN WITH HIM

There is this line I wrote for an art i’m planning to make and if you’ve read this far you deserve a lil spoiler - “have you found absolution in bringing an angel to his knees?” and it captures perfectly what i'm thinking. And also Vash spends so much time trying to be closer to people but I think him killing Legato might’ve been the most human thing he’s ever done. Cuz it’s is so beautiful in the way he does it for the memory of the person he loved and yet so ugly in it’s cruelty.

I’ve said this before but most of the time when there is a human/ some immortal powerful creature relationship I don’t think the human is that special but WW HE SO IS. Maybe it’s the way that he’s just as deep in the nuclear bombs with personality business as Vash is, being one of said nuclear bombs, but still remains a normal person with relatively good morals that he can anchor Vash to a sort of normality that he doesn’t get often. Like what other guy would get hunted by all sorts of freaks with you, get in trouble all the time, get shot and etc and etc and then go for a drink with you like it’s a normal wednesday? Wolfwood. Or maybe it's that WW learns of every worst part of Vash, he sees him be on the brink of losing himself, he knows Vash has actually caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and ALMOST did it again after Julai, and still stays with him? He sees Vash become something that is not human at all and still stay? Idk MAYBE IT’S ALL OF THAT but WW is just so important and so down bad but we all know that already so i’m not gonna add to that

Anyways, I got this all out of my system gn

[titan-senpai]

The Pearl of my life

A/N; Since i'm taking a break of Neteyam i figured it was time to give Ao’nung more love <33 Okay no Angst this time , might make this into a mini series tho- ( I have an headcanon that if a na'vi asks a navi to be their mate they go on one knee kinda like proposing..and alot more buy yall are going to see it obvi loll) Maybe a few spelling mistakes loll

Ao’nung x Metkayina F pregnant reader

~ Y/N a Quiet girl who didnt like drama and avoided any drama and guy who asked for her hand… How did she end up with the Olo’eyktans son? You ask me lolll.

Years ago Ao’nung noticed a girl sitting by the water while his group laughed and played with a group of Kids.. That girl stood out. A lot of people knew her as the odd quiet one, But they did notice her beauty and so did a lot of young warriors.. but she rejected every one she came by.. till she finally faced Ao’nung years later… At age 15 they connected like soulmates even though Y/N didn't like to talk a lot to strangers. Surprisingly she was talkative and nice. She was just shy with new people.. but soon with the help of Ao’nung she started talking more.

years later Ao’nung asked for Y/N hand to be her mate..She said yes in a heartbeat… at 19~ let’s see how the lovely young couple is doing.

~Year 2174.. 

“Will You be my mate?” He asked Going down on one knee, holding her hand on his forehead, Closing his eyes, waiting for an Answer. “Oh.. Nung.. Yes..” Moving her hand to cup his face.

As he stood up Putting their foreheads together “Always..” Y/N smiled as tears fled down her cheeks.

The news broke through the clans even through some neighboring clans, “You sure you want him??” Lo’ak Laughed about it “Shush child I’m happy to have another daughter” Ronal patted Lo’ak on his shoulders ``it will be your turn soon” Y/N smiled Pointing at Tsireya and Lo’ak as they both blushed in union. “Who knows in the future but let’s focus on you two now shall we.” Tonowari said glaring at Lo’ak with a protective father look.

~A month later Ronal Convinced her son to mate with Y/N tonight.. The moon was perfect, everything was calculated by her and tonight was it. you were going to be his.. and he was going to be yours

Like the Omatcaya have the tree of voices the metkayina have a Cave of Voices, covered in Colorful corals and crystals, symbols on the inside of the cave with some glowing crystals.. as you made the bond for the first time everything felt new and it felt out of this world.. that was the night when 2 souls danced as 1 for the first time..

~9 Months passed quickly now holding a Baby navi boy that you just gave birth to 10 mins ago

ronal said hello to her first Grandson.. "He looks exacly like ao'nung when i had him.." She smiled waving her finger around so that he would hold her finger in his tiny hands " He is pretty cute, let's just hope he wont end up having his personality.." I smiled as she laughed at my comment "I'm sure he wont" as she stood up from the bed "I'll let him in now goodluck." She smiled opening the door "You can go see her now" before she could say anything Aonung flew by his mother to see his child. "Shush dont make so much noise." i placed a finger over my lips shushing him. as he gulpted and sat down next to me. "Meet your father.." I handed him over to Ao'nung helping him hold the baby.. " Hello there son, Ive been waiting for you for a while now.. cant believe how strong your mother is.." he said smiling as he played with him. soon the rest followed Tsireya,Tonowari, Roxto, and the sully's oh and aonung's now 4/5 year old baby brother Zani't ( Random name)

everyone said hello and had some time with the precious baby, but soon everyone left and it was just the 2 of you or should i say 3 of you "You got a name yet? " I smiled looking down at the baby peacefully sleeping in my arms "Ao'nung Jr?" He joked " I wil not call our child ao'nung Jr, No way " I slapped him on his neck "Ow-owh okay okay how about..Käioe?" "Käioe? I like it." i smiled as he kissed my cheek "Käioe it is"

"Our little family was finally starting..."

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Your thoughts?

(I'm only mentioning the ones I don't agree with)

"Oogling him when he's half-naked"

As a brazilian, this one was HILARIOUS to me. He just has his shirt off because it's summer and bending is a physical exercise and he's going to sweat. This isn't him dramatically taking his shirt off at The Beach and a ton of fangirls appearing to drool all over him. This isn't sexual.

She's literally watching him and AANG practice firebending. That's all. Why are we making it about attraction, and why are we assuming she could only possibly be looking at Zuko when Aang is there too? By that logic, Ozai and Aang were checking each other out during their fight in the finale, and so were Zhao and Zuko during their Agni Kai - after all, they're LOOKING at EACH OTHER when NEITHER OF THEM has a SHIRT on.

"Note Katara's body language"

Literally what about it? I legitimately don't understand this one. Touching her hair is somehow weird or flirty? It's just hair!

Is it because she's sitting next to Zuko? What, she's not allowed to be too close to a guy without it being suggestive/flirty in some way? Again, as a brazilian, I am VERY confused. Somebody help me out here.

"I don't think anyone could argue sibling vibes in a scene in which they are visibly disgusted at the thought of being mistaken for a couple"

What? Like, sure, I can see SOME siblings just laughing it off and correcting the person who made a mistake, but being grossed out is a 100% valid reaction.

As a girl that grew up being told "You saying you don't like this boy can ONLY mean that you secretly like him" and had to hear an unhinged woman call my 11-year-old self "her future daughter in law" just because I was friends with her son, I am BEGGING people to quit it with that bullshit. Being weirded out is not "admiting" there are feelings there. Stop it. Sometimes people are shy, sometimes they just genuinely don't like each other that way. Stop projecting.

(Also the only correct ways to do the mistaken for a couple thing is with the characters either just rolling with it "to avoid explaining" or to one of them to exaggerate on the awkwad denial and accidentally offend/upset the other, like it happened with Kataang in Cave Of Two Lovers)

"I don't remember any scene of Zuko or Katara fighting side by side with their sibling like they did with each other"

Also if we're talking side-by-side fighting stance that screams romantic symbolism, let's be fucking serious here. The dragons literally make a heart.

"You can only want to see embarrassing/cute baby pictures of your friend if you want to date them, and siblings totally don't use old childhood photos to annoying each other"

Are you fucking kidding me?

"Co-parenting"

Fuck off, they're children. Traumatized children. ALL of them. They've all done stupid shit, and they've all been exasperated by their friends' doing dumb shit. Found family doesn't mean we NEED one or more characters to play the "parent" role.

Katara actively resents the idea of being seen more as parent than as a friend, and Zuko JUST discovered the revolutionary concept of "Wait, a father burning his child's face is NOT normal????" Co-parenting my ass.

"Bed/bison sharing. Very unsibling like"

Katara literally shares the bed/Appa with Sokka during the entire Blue Spirit episode. And like this person pointed out themselves, the Gaang shares "a bed" and sleep next to each other all the time. Be thrilled that your OTP is having a moment that you could re-imagine as romantic, but let's not pretend any kind of intimacy MUST be sexual/romantic in nature.

"The scene of Katara comforting Zuko has parallels with his first scene with Mai at the start of the season"

This one was totally okay until the bullshit of "Mai's kiss and hug didn't help Zuko feel better at all and after this he shuts her out." During all of Nightmares And Daydreams we see him cuddling with her, Mai trying to cheer him up, and him even confessing his inner-turmoil about having to essentially put on an act to please Ozai.

She grew a lot as a character and Zuko didn't take her joke in that first episode to heart. He is doing the exact opposite of shutting her out, he actively turns to her for comfort.

"The physical distance between them shrunk"

Yes, and? Seriously, what about it? Is there a line missing here? Am I not seeing something? WHAT IS GOING ON?

"The lightning to the heart feels like a romantic scene"

I was gonna let it slide, like I was doing with all the others "This could work for a romantic relationship, but it's not inherently romantic", but that last line I just can't stand by. DRAMA IS NOT THE SAME AS ROMANCE.

"The simmilar scene for a canon ship doesn't have the same focus on the hands as this one does"

Hand-close ups are exclusive to married people, it is known *rolls eyes*

"It looks like they're about to kiss"

Bruh, what? Looking up at someone who is looking down at you is like leaning in for a kiss?

"Many of these scenes (not the ship-baiting ones obviously) could have been written, framed, animated in a purely platonic way, giving it more of a playful sibling vibe, but the creators deliberately chose overtly romantic or at least ambiguous tones"

[rose-pearls]

Little Bob

Summary: time for little Bob to celebrate his first birthday with the flyboys and you.

This is sort of a second part to 'Swaying in the refrigerator light', hopefully you enjoy it!

“Alright buddy get ready for the plane.”, you hear your husband say and you try not to laugh at his attempts to feed Bob. The one-year-old had despised carrots since the start and it wasn’t getting any better. 

“Here comes the plane.”, you hear Ice say and he makes small plane noises while Bob is trying to follow the spoon full of mashed carrots and even if Ice had already done this trick ten times before Bob still fell for it.

“Good boy.”, Ice says as you let out a laugh at your son’s expression, his cheeks are round due to being stuffed with carrots and he looks unhappy as he realizes he has fallen for the trick and has to eat his carrots.

Ice looks like he is trying not to laugh at his son’s expression, but a small laugh leaves his lips just as Bob looks at him with a desperate gaze. The little guy manages to eat the rest of his plate and just as Ice takes everything to the sink to clean them up you hear a small voice.

“Dada.”, Bob says, and you have to stop yourself from melting at the sight of your son with his arms reaching towards Ice and an adorable smile. Ice has tears in his eyes, and you know that no matter how many times he hears Bob say that he won’t get used to it.

“Go take him for your daily after lunch cuddles, I’ll handle the plates.”, Ice hesitates for a moment, not wanting to leave you to clean everything but Bob seems to get impatient as he calls his dad again and you push Ice towards your son.

“Common little guy let’s sit down on the couch.”, Bob babbles happily as Ice takes him in his arms and sighs happily.

After washing everything and cleaning the rest of the kitchen you find Ice on the couch with a sleeping Bob on his chest, looking adorable.

“Don’t you two look cozy.”, Ice chuckles a bit before looking down at his son worried that he might have woken him up, but the toddler is still sleeping peacefully.

“Why don’t you join us?”, you do just that and enjoy the calmness of the house before you have to wake up Bob from his nap to get him ready for his birthday party at Slider’s house.

--

Getting everyone out of the house on time is normally a challenge for households with a young child but not with an Admiral in the house. Everything is packed and ready, ten minutes before they need to leave and Bob is dressed and cleaned up, ready to leave.

“I am still impressed by your techniques.”, you say with a smile and Ice smirks at your words before bringing you closer and kissing you softly.

“What can I say, I have an incredible wife that helps me.”, he whispers, and you can’t help but bring him back for a kiss. You only stop when you feel small hands on your jeans and look down to see Bob with his plush bunny.

You can’t help but chuckle at his pout and Ice quickly takes him into his arms making the toddler squeal happily. 

“Ready to go celebrate your birthday?”, Bob looks confused but Ice tickles his stomach and Bob starts to giggle.

The car is packed, and you leave the house to go to Slider’s where all of the flyboys are meeting, Carole and Bradley are also coming with Maverick to everyone’s excitement.

“Where is my favorite godson?”, you hear as you get out of the car to take Bob but a large figure, Slider, is quicker than you and opens the door to find Bob who is wiggling in excitement at the sight of Slider.

“There he is.”, Slider takes him out of his baby seat and starts to kiss him everywhere making the toddler squeal happily at the attack.

“You do know he is your only godson, right?”, Ice says with a grin and Slider scoffs while taking Bob into the backyard.

“Details.”, he says, and you laugh as you follow Slider with Ice who is rolling his eyes.

The flyboys immediately start to hover over Bob and the toddler is shy at all the attention before he sees Maverick and quite literally beams.

“Mav.”, he gurgles and tries to reach the shorter pilot while slider pouts at the eagerness of the toddler to go into Maverick’s arms.

“I swear he has favorites.”, Slider says grumpily before giving Bob to a smirking Maverick.

“How is one of my favorite little men?”, Bob babbles back and Maverick listens to him like he is having a real conversation.

Ice looks at them with a big smile while patting Slider’s shoulder, who is pouting at the sight of Maverick and Bob. Bradley joins them and he meets Bob for the first time, immediately deciding that he will be his best friend.

“Cake is here!”, Hollywood yells and they put Bob on a highchair to get some pictures of him and the cake. The cake is a white cake with an F-18 on top of it in rice Krispie’s, making Bob look at it in amazement.

Ice gets closer to him as everyone sings happy birthday to Bob, who seems a bit scared, but he looks at is dad and his reassuring smile and relaxes. He helps Bob blow the candle and everyone starts to clap, with Bob joining even if he doesn’t understand what is happening.

The most difficult moment is probably taking good pictures with Bob as he is more interested in the plane on the cake and trying to smash it with his small fists. After a few attempts you manage to take a picture and as you let your guard down Bob smashes his fist into the cake and giggles happily. Everyone starts to laugh and the one-year-old gives them a toothy grin.

Maverick tries to take a picture with Bob but ends up with a hand full of cake on his cheek and a cheeky Bob, that looks far too much like Ice in that moment.

[bangtan-in-black]

Fruits of my labour // chapter 3

“Eomma, you're squeezing too tight.” Douhyun moans, trying to release himself desperately from his mothers grasp.

“I am sorry baby but eomma needs to protect you.” You can't help yourself but to squeeze him tighter.

“It’s too tight, just a little looser please” Douhyun asks.

“Ok baby, I am sorry.” you let him go slightly but keep him close to you.

“Can you please be quiet? I'm trying to sleep.” Yerum moans grumpily.

“Do you miss him hyung?” Douhyun whispers, looking at his brother's back moving along with his breathing.

“Of course I do. Douhyun, what kind of question is that?” Yerums breathing speeds up. His tone shakes slightly. You could tell he was close to crying.

“We all do baby, that's why you're sleeping in eomma’s bed tonight, so you don't feel so alone.” You don't want to tell him the real reason why you're keeping him so close, that what happened to his brother could happen to him. You needed to keep your boys close to you, you werent gonna lose them as well.

You weren't going to sleep anyway, how could anyone sleep in the situation you were currently in?

“Taehyung, I see you’ve brought a guest. How’re you doing, little guy?” The man asks, smiling at the shy child who grabs his fathers coat and hides behind his back.

“Hyungsik, this is Hoseok, Hoseok is daddy’s husband. You know what that is?” Taehyung peeks at the little boy who looks up back at his father and nods.

“You know Jimin and Yoongi are not going to be happy about this don’t you?” Hoseok glances up at Tae before turning his attention back to Hyungsik who was still hiding behind the comfort of his father.

“To be honest, Hyung, that is the least of my worries, I need to get my little man to sleep. We've had quite the day haven't we son?”

“I had so much fun appa! I loved it so much.”

“I'll talk to Yoongi and Jimin in a bit, just let me put my son down for the night.” Taehyung practically pleads with his husband.

“Very well, but please don't let it be known that I knew about this. You know what it's like when those two get angry.” Hoseok jokes earning a light chuckle from Taehyung.

“You'll be in the room though, nevermind this little guy it's nearly Jinnie’s bedtime, you know the rules.”

“Once Jinnie is tired we are all tired.” The two men synchronise, ending their conversation with a peck on the lips, Taehyung and Hyungsik head off to put Hyungsik to bed.

“Appa?” Hyungsik’s small voice calls from under the sheets.

“What is it, my son?” Taehyung, who was just about to leave before his son called out for him, sat next to Hyungsik on the massive king sized bed.

“I really enjoyed today but shouldn't I be going home? Eomma will miss me otherwise.”

Taehyung nods thoughtfully at his son, Hyungsiks words pulling on his heart strings, but he can't bring himself to tell his son the truth, that his eomma couldn't look after him like his appa could. Taehyung had more money, and more time to make sure his son had everything he needed.

So he lied.

“Actually baby, eomma said you should stay with me for awhile, how does that sound?” Taehyung questions while stroking his son's hair.

“It sounds good appa,” Hyungsik says, yawning half way through his sentence.

“You get some rest my son, I promise there's another fun day ahead tomorrow.”

Just as Taehyung got up to leave, Hyungsik asked him another question.

“What about my hyungs? Why aren't they here spending time with us as well?”

Taehyung could have sworn he heard his heart shatter into 3 million pieces.

“Well son, if your brothers were here with us as well, eomma would be lonely right?” Taehyung treads carefully, he was unsure if what he was saying was the right thing to ease the little boy's curiosity.

“Yeah, you're right appa, goodnight appa. I love you”

And just like that, the 3 million pieces of his heart were back together again and Taehyung felt like he was walking on clouds.

Never before had he felt this type of euphoria. It came close when he married the loves of his life but not quite, this was stronger. The happiest he's ever been, he's sure of it.

“I love you too son, sleep tight. What would you like for breakfast in the morning?” Taehyung catches himself asking.

Hyungsik was half asleep, Taehyung wanted to laugh. If he didn't have the DNA results he would've thought he'd picked up Yoongi hyungs kid by mistake.

Taehyung turns to leave but before he does he hears a gentle “Bacon n’ eggs please appa.”

But even with his half asleep quiet voice,Taehyung heard. “Ok son, i'll ask Seokjin to make it the best ever for you.”

Taehyung didn't get a response after that.

He smiled at his son one last time before quietly shutting his door and heading to the top floor of the manor where his and his husbands bedroom was.

“Ahh there he is,” His oldest Hyung sighs in relief whilst checking his watch. “What took you so long? And where were you all day?” If Taehyung didn't know any better he'd say his older husband looked annoyed, but Taehyung did know better. Seokjin was teasing him. He loved to do that to all of them and none of them have ever complained. They love him too much to complain.

But nevertheless he was going to answer Seokjin’s question, it actually gave him a perfect opening. God, he loved his hyung so much.

“Haha very funny,” Taehyung played along, admittedly quite nervous for the reactions of the men in the room, but it was now or never.

“I was spending the day with Hyungsik.” Taehyung responds, waiting for a response from the room.

“Who's Hyungsik again? Is he that really hot bodyguard that keeps checking you out because I swear to god if it's him Kim Taehyung you're going to have a man's blood on your hands.” Jungkook seethed,

“Are you jealous Jungkookie?” Seokjin teases, the oldest teasing the youngest.

“No it's he who needs to be jealous after all, Taehyung is ours. Not some greasy ex trash man.”

“Anyways, would you like to continue Taehyung.” Namjoon says, putting down his book to glance at Taehyung. Once glance and Namjoon knew there was more.

“Hyungsik is my son.”

The room stared at him in silence for a few moments and then both Jimin and Yooongi started shouting at Taehyung.

“What do you mean you were spending time with your son!?” - Jimin

“We had a plan, remember Taehyung?!” - Yoongi

The two continue to yell for a few more seconds before Namjoon shushes them.

“You two need to calm down, although I agree with their sentiment. You knew this was important to them, Taehyung. Why would you go without them?”

Taehyung sighs before sitting down on the edge of the bed.

“I'm really sorry and I know it was selfish but I couldn't stand the thought of my son out there without me being in his life. I am willing to do anything to make it up to you, I'll even sleep in the guest room and I'll rewrite the whole plan. But please, know that I am sorry but I did what needed to be done. You should've seen the state of the woman he was left with while his mother went out for ice cream. Your boys are safe for now I promise and they'll be safe until we go to collect them.”

“When will we collect them?” Hoseok asks

“Tonight.” says Jin, gaining the attention of everyone in the room.

“Yoongi, Jimin, you'll meet your sons tonight.”

[nanivinsmoke]

here’s part two! merry christmas baby!

edit: this was starting on Christmas. I couldn’t finish it until now do to work. My apologies. I hope you all enjoyed and had a wonderful Christmas!

A Jojo Christmas, two. | Jojo’s x AFAB!Reader

Josuke had moved from behind Jotaro’s legs and clutched onto your side, avoiding the gaze from his father. When it comes to meeting new people, he was shy, he got that trait from you. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, dinner is served. I had a personal friend & chef prepare all the dishes you guys loved to eat! Enjoy and merry Christmas!’ Jonathan spoke into the mic, gathering everyone’s attention. The doors to the dining room then opened up, letting everyone in to see their favorite foods being placed beautifully on the china plates.

It was beautiful, everything about this night was beautiful. You put a mental note in your mind to talk to Erina about it, and possibly get some decor tips from her. As you and the other guests entered the dining room, you saw that there were folded cars with your name’s on them. You and Josuke were seated with Joseph and some guy named Polnareff. Josuke sat between the two of you, with Polnareff on your left side. You learned that he was French and was a good friend to Jotaro and Joseph.

‘You want me to cut your food up JoJo?’ You asked your son, who had his utensils in hand to eat his favorite food.

‘No thanks mommy, I got it!’ You smiled, your baby boy was growing up so fast.

‘Can you cut up my food mommy?’ Joseph teased from the opposite side, talking in a child-like voice. Josuke laughed and looked at his father, laughing even harder. He made his son laugh. You stood up from your seat and walked over to the older man’s side, leaning over to cut his steak in halves.

‘Can I have some milk too, mommy?’ His whispered, while his eyes melted into your plump breasts. His flirtatious ways always seems to make you feel all giddy inside. ‘If you finish your food, maybe’ You flirted back and chuckled as you seen the male nearly scarf down all his food. Sitting back into your seat, you began to eat your meal. It was a pan seared salmon, seasoned to perfection, and plated with white rice; asparagus and a side of Mac and cheese. You knew Joseph was the reason behind the chef’s cooking you and Josuke’s favorite foods, you don’t know how he knew Josuke’s but he remembered your’s when you had cooked it for him for the very first time.

Dinner felt like a blur as you were spaced out most of the time, thinking about Joseph. Would you give him another chance if he asked for one? Would you be happy with your decision if you did? Or would you decide to co-parent instead and continue to be friends? Whatever you decide, you needed to do best for you and your son. Even if that means his parents aren’t together.

Dinner wrapped up and Jonathan gathered all of his guests and took them to the grand living room, where a huge Christmas Tree was stocked with presents. You watched as the Joestar & Brando families opened their gifts, noticing the pure excitement written all over their faces, before conversing with Joseph’s great uncle; Dio. He was beautiful, almost like he was sculpted by god. Don’t tell him I said that.

He began to ask you about your personal life, asking you about your job and other interests. You told him you had two degrees, and wanted purse a career in business. You learned he had two business, a law firm and a winery; both were doing good. He offered you a job at his firm, asking you to stay in the states; he would give you a nice place fo stay and help Josuke get into a good school. You told him to you’d think about it before the week is over.

‘Mommy! Look at all the presents I got!’ Josuke ran over to you, showing you all the gifts he received. From Prince cd’s to his favorite video games, he had a lot. You would have to thank Joseph when you got have chance.

‘Josuke! Come play with us!’ Jolyne called him over, surrounded by the four Brando boys. Josuke waved at you before he quickly scurried off to play with his family. Maybe moving here would be best? You kept your eye on josuke, sipping on a glass of wine and taking in the scenery; before Joseph approached you.

‘You did good Y/N…im sorry—‘

‘Stop apologizing. You don’t have to keep doing that’ You turned to him, and looked into his eyes. You didn’t want his apologies, truly you just wanted him.

‘I’ve did the best I could. But, what he truly needs right now is his father. Jotaro did his best, but he needs you! I want to move here to be closer to his family. He loves it here and it’s clear that they love him. I want that for him… and I want you to be there. For the both of us’

‘What are you saying, Y/N?’

‘I’m saying… we can co-parent. And if somehow in the future we’d get together…I wouldn’t mind it. But, if we don’t? I would still want to be friends with you’

The part soon began to wind down, and there was only thing left on the itinerary to do. A family photo! Jonathan gathered everyone up, bunching the big family together in front of the camera that was set up. You stood off to the side, letting them capture their real family in a beautiful memory. As Jonathan set up the camera for it to auto capture the photo, he noticed you standing to the side.

‘What are you doing Y/N? Get in there! You’re apart of the family too! We love you just as much as everyone else’ His words brought tears to your eyes, he was right. You are family. You curled up next to Joseph, who held Josuke on his hip. ‘Don’t hurt yourself old man!’ You joked, causing both of them to laugh; just in time for the camera to take the picture.

This was a memorable night, one everyone would never forget.

Merry Christmas!

[writexwithxme]

It's Complicated - Chapter 1

(Hank Voight x Desiree Miller)

Desiree was moving back to Chicago after giving birth to her son and hiding the pregnancy from nearly everyone. Except her own father of course. He could always tell when something was off. She'd explained the situation to him and he understood. She was young and she was the one child that always learned from her mistakes.

"Look baby girl, that man got a right to know he's got a son out here in these streets. You do what you gotta do to find him and let him know. I still love you and support you shawty. You're my baby girl. And that's my grandson. I'll make sure you're straight until you handle your business. When you find this guy bring him by and let me size him up."

"Daddy he's a police officer. He works for the city of Chicago. He's old school. This is an older guy. He's probably in his 50s. I was drunk and partying. But I had a real connection with that guy. We talked all the way up until it was time for me to leave for the summer. We did fool around and I'm sure that he's the father. He was my first and my only." Desiree says quietly.

"Go find him and make things right Des. Handle your business." Percy says giving her a hug and kissing her forehead. "I love you and be careful. You need anything don't hesitate to call on me."

"I will daddy. Thank you." Desiree says getting the last of her things into the truck and heading to start this new and unpredictable life with her son.

Arriving in Chicago, Desiree headed to the precinct where she remembered the guy said he worked at. She approached the desk with the sleeping boy in her arms and asked for him. "Hi, I'm looking for Sergeant Henry Voight?"

Trudy glances at the woman and tells her to take a seat in the empty office across the hall. She closes the door and goes upstairs. "Hank, someone's downstairs asking for you. Black female, probably in her 30s with a little boy."

"Thanks Trudy." Hank says heading downstairs. Trudy points him towards the office and he makes his way over. "I'm Sergeant Voight, you were looking for me?"

Desiree turns towards that familiar voice and she feels those butterflies in her stomach that he had always made her get. "Henry..."

"Holy shit...no way. Des?" He says stepping closer and getting a good look at her.

"Henry, it's good to see you again. I didn't think I would see you again."

"Des, I'm glad to see you. Who's this little guy?"

Desiree looks up at him with a shy look. "He's the reason why I came back here to find you. His name's Mason. He's um...he's our son." She says looking down at her feet.

"Our son?" Hank questions, closing the door behind him. "I had no idea you had gotten pregnant. You never reached out to me."

"I'm sorry Henry. Things got really complicated and I got scared. I hid it from my own family. But my father figured it out and he's been helping me. He pushed me to come and make things right. You have a right to know him. I found out I was pregnant when I got back from that summer I spent here with you when I was staying with my girlfriends in town. You were my first and my only. I never slept with anyone else. I had actually considered coming back here to be with you but so much time had passed and then I had Mason to take care of."

"He's really my son." Hank looks down at the infant curled up in her lap.

"Yes. I'm willing to do paternity testing if you need to know for sure. But I have no reason to lie. I fell in love with you that summer and it was the best time I've ever had." Desiree says.

"Are you back in town fo a while?" Hank asks. "I've got a case I'm working but here's what I can do. I want you to get settled in over at my place. You remember where it's at?"

"Yes I remember." Desiree says.

"Take this key and let yourself in. Have the movers put all your stuff in the garage and I'll help you get settled in when I'm off work. Okay. We'll talk more then." Hank says.

Desiree looked overwhelmed and scared out of her mind. Hank approaches her and hugs her. She missed that warm hug from him.

"Don't worry. Everything is going to be alright. We'll figure this out. You're not alone. Well make this right. I want to get to know this little guy more." Hank kisses her cheek. "I'm glad you came back. I've missed you."

Desiree smiles a little and takes the key from him. "I guess we'll see you when you get home." She nods and let's him get back to work.

[dollopheadsandclotpoles]

For the character thing (Can I pick 2 ?) Cantaloupe. Morgana.

Oooh, these good ones! Ok, let's go...

CAN

First impression: I actually saw a gifset of TinCan before I started watching the show and it was one of those scenes where Can was like really shy about Tin flirting with him so I initially assumed he was like... one of those soft, shy lil cuties so I was jarred when his first scene came on and he was just a hyperactive monkey

Impression now: My son, my child, my beloved baby boy who I love with my whole ass heart

Favorite moment: This is SO hard to pick. Cantaloupe is a very good contender. But Imma say the moment when Tin and Ae are high intensity glaring at each other and he like, interrupts and is like "are you guys having a staring contest? can I join???" because that is the moment I was like... this is my favourite boy ever

Idea for a story: For LBC I wanted a story where post the 'breakup' Can like goes to China to be with his grandparents and when he comes back Tin is like lowkey dating some rich girl that his parents made him go on dates with and Can gets jealous. For ACTL, I want a story based on that moment where Can lies and says Ley is his girlfriend (LOL) and Tin continues to believe it

Unpopular opinion: Him being annoying is actually high-key a part of his charm.

Favorite relationship: Tin. Duh.

Favorite headcanon: That he's on the aro spectrum and is ace

MORGANA

First impression: Honestly, I loved Morgana from the very start. Like her calling out Uther in her very first scene was a stellar beginning for her and really set up her character in a great way

Impression now: I honestly love her still. Like she's a baller and a great villain, but tbh woman went OFF the rails in season 5. Like idk why she grew to hate Arthur so incredibly much and she did do a bunch of hypocritical things which bugged me, so I would say my love for her reduced past a certain point in the series

Favorite moment: Telling Uther to go to hell. Queen shit. I also love when she fights in Ealdor and goes "Reminds you of the time I used to beat you?" to Arthur. Also Queen shit

Idea for a story: I want a story where Morgana like builds up a proper villain empire and hires an assassin Merlin to kill Arthur. Yeah it would be a Merthur story but Morgana as a crime boss would be so good!!

Unpopular opinion: People blame Merlin for poisoning her but tbh she shouldn't have agreed to let Morgause literally murder everyone in the kingdom so it was kinda justified on Merlin's end

Favorite relationship: I do really enjoy her relationship with Arthur and the ups and downs it had, like I really wish we'd gotten more interactions between them after she became a full-fledged witch because their dynamic was so nuanced and interesting and could have been even better with more screentime

Favorite headcanon: I think she's still a baller swordsman and that she likely could still beat Arthur in a fight or two

[lssugaluv]

“And We Meet Again.”

Part 5   

Warnings: This chapter and the next both have lots of angst! 

Click here for the next chapter: My First, “Explain To Me.”, Chapter 6.

   You walk towards a huge sign that said, "WELCOME BACK Y/N & BENJI!!" You instantly hug your friend with so much love. Maya was instantly distracted by mini Sumu. "Hi cutie pie! What's your name?" Maya says as she was picking Benji up. "My name is Benjiro." And he hugged her. Benjiro was such a sweet boy. He was nothing but shy.

Your heart melted at them meeting. "Okay let's go. Want me to drop you off at your parents?" Maya says as she heads on to your son. "Yes please. But stay with me. I want to go eat with you! We need to catch up." You guys arrive to your parents after a 2 hour drive from the airport. Your parents were so happy to see you and your boy. You guys settled in and freshened up.

You wore a white loose button up with high-waisted dark washed jeans. They had one rip on your right knee. You had your hair in beach waves with light makeup. You paired your look with a "B" gold necklace, cute gold rings and studded diamond earrings. You had light makeup and wore cute studded sandals. Benji was dressed with a white tee and cute light brown overalls. He had small white shoes and you put on his gold bracelet. You combed his hair and added lotion on him.

"Ahhh!!!" Maya couldn't stop gushing over you two. "Okay, let's go, you can take more pictures when we get to a restaurant." You say forcing Maya out the door. Maya puts Benji in his car seat and drives you three to a new restaurant. Well it was new to you. "You're going to love it here." You guys enter the restaurant and have a seat. It was a cute cozy restaurant. "They sell onigiri. You should get the tuna and salmon ones." You order different varieties and waited a bit.

"So... when will you meet Atsumu?" Maya said, in a calm voice. You found her to be way too calm. "I don't know." You say as you take a sip of your iced tea. "I have no contact whatsoever with him."

"Hello ladies. Here is your variety pack of onigiri that you ordered." The handsome man placed your plate in the middle of the table. It wasn't until you looked up at the chef that you completely froze. "Y/n?! Is that you?" Says the male in a complete shock. "Yes, it's me." And what got worse was when he saw Benji. "Mama, I'm hungry." He kept staring at Benji. "Mama?! You're a mom now?!" He quickly scurried his phone from his pocket to pull up a picture of him and Atsumu when they were young. "NOOOO! This baby has to be a love child of Atsumu." You turned beet red and felt your hunger go away.

"Y/n!! You need to tell him." Maya says in an excited voice. Osamu had a seat next to Maya and you had to tell him everything. From when you first met his brother up till you slept with him. Osamu was in a complete loss for words. "I would've been pissed to find out that I have a child and the mother not tell me." He says in a serious tone. He kept feeding Benji little rice balls he made special for him. "I can't believe I'm an uncle" he says as he smiles and kisses Benji on the forehead.

"Lucky for you, Atsumu is out of town on a game. He will be back the day after tomorrow. You need to talk to him. I do remember him telling me that he was interested in you. And how he last saw you at the airport and never heard from you again. You know, he has no clue about this." Your eyes began to tear up. "If you're afraid for rejection, trust me, he won't reject his own son. I know my brother.

"But be ready, because he will be mad at you." You guys finally ate after he pouted when you said you weren't hungry anymore. "Come by at my house later on with Maya and Benji. I will like to spend time with him." You smiled and agreed. You guys tried to pay but Osamu denied and said it was on the house.

Later on that day, you went shopping for groceries for your parents. You then came across some magazines with Atsumu on the front cover. You looked at the cover then at your son. "The complete same thing." You thought to yourself. You get home and Maya was already wait for you two. You guys left and went to a pretty house that was 20 min away from your parents.

You knock and Osamu answers the door. Benji right away ran up to him and hugged his leg. "Hi little man. I'm glad you guys came." He picked up Benji and invited you guys in. His home was so comfy , similar feeling to his shop. You guys have a seat while he decided to put cartoons for Benji. You guys talked and he wanted to know how you found out you were expecting and what were your reasonings in keeping such a secret. Once you finished your story, you all turned to see Benji sleeping on the ground. "My poor baby is probably jet lagged. Can I change him and lay him on the couch?" You grab your bag with his supplies and change him into a cute outer space onesie. Osamu grabbed his nephew from your arms and takes him into his room. "I'll lay him on my bed. We will all take turns to check on him." You guys agree and you gave Benji his stuffed bear.

It was already 7 in the afternoon and there was a gorgeous sunset. "Oh how I missed the sunsets here in Japan." you say as you're taking the moment in. "I'm glad you decided to come back." Says Osamu. That's not until you guys heard banging on the door. "Samu!!! Open the door!!! I need to pee!!!" You instantly looked at Maya and gasped.

Osamu sprints to his door to see that it was Suna and Bokuto standing at his door. Osamu turned to you two. "Oh shit. It's two of Sumu's teammates. I think they came back early." You didn't know what to do. "Just stay calm okay y/n." Says Maya as she grabbed your hand. He opens the door and Bokuto ran to his restroom. "They always stop at my house to bother me when they first come back from a game." Osamu says in a annoyed tone. Suna walks in 3 min after just to hear Bokuto come back and say, "Who's kid is that laying on your bed Samu?" You turned pale. Especially after Suna recognized you. "L/n Y/n?! Is that you?! And Maya?!" You gave him a weak smile. "What are you guys doing here?" Says Suna in a confused tone. "I just came to visit and went to Osamu's shop. He invited Maya and I over to catch up. That was all." You tired to not show your nerves.

You hear a cry and run into Osamu's room. Maya followed right behind you. "Hey baby, you okay?" You grab a bottle of milk and hand it to Maya to warm it up. She quickly did what you said and saw you holding Benji while you were crying. "I'm sorry y/n. I didn't know this was all going to happen." You smiled at her. "It's nothing we can't control. I need to face my fears." Benji fell back asleep and you went back to the living room. That was as soon as you entered, was when you saw him. He had blonde hair on top with a brown cut on the bottom.

His brown hues were gazing right at you. "Y/n?" You couldn't help but hold your tears back. "Osamu, what is all this?" Says Atsumu in a serious tone. Right before he could answer, you all hear a cry coming from Osamu's room again. Osamu goes to pick up Benji and brings him to you. "You're a mom now?" He says with a small pained look in his eyes. "Not just any mom" says Maya. Benji looked up after resting his head on your shoulder. Both Bokuto and Suna were left in complete shock. "DUDE! That baby has to be your's!!!" Says Bokuto. Suna then says, "haha , the same person."

"Atsumu. We need to talk."

Afterthought: Thank you for reading! Hope you are enjoying this Atsumu series and please like the posts! <3

[absentcaryatid]

Okay, there are several on this list of WIPs that I'd love to know about... a couple that either sound punny or straight up kooky, but if I only get one. I'd love to hear what you've got to say about ATEEZFairyTaleRetellings :D

From the WIP File Title Ask Game

I rarely get asks and have been pleasantly surprised how much fun it is to have the chance to talk about works in progress so feel free to come back for more anytime! This is helping me keep drafting stage works in mind.

So, when I finished Hongjoongstiltskin my mind immediately turned to how the other members came into his family of children with the reader. I love fairy tales and oral reenactments of them was one of my things as a kindergarten teacher so that kind of story comes very easily to me. It has actually been stranger making a more dialogue-heavy fairy tale than working K-pop idols into the story.

I have not picked a fairy tale for each of the ATEEZ guys yet but family loving Yunho is earmarked for 'The Man Who Caught Death in a Sack' and our brave Jongho is getting ‘The Story of a Boy Who Went Forth to Learn Fear.’ So, there are seven tales to come and continuing below the cut is the opening to Jongho's without even getting into the fairy tale retelling portion.

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Once upon a time there was a family living in a cottage in the woods who had many sons. It was your family, and you were a devoted mother alongside your husband Hongjoong. Seonghwa, the eldest child, was only two and a half years old when Jongho came into your family bringing the number of children in your household to seven with Seonghwa being senior by just shy of a year over Yunho. Despite his tender age, Seonghwa took to the final member instantly and loved sitting on the immaculate floor holding the newborn in his lap under your close supervision or the equally watchful eye of your spouse.

One of the perks of having a partner with some magic were the enchantments your cottage held. There was the ever-filled cauldron in the hearth with a nice variety of substantial stews and porridges for each meal beside the stove bearing piping hot bread at all times. An additional luxury was the ability of every speck of dirt, dust, or crumb marching itself straight out the door upon touching the wooden floor. It made your chosen and pleasurable work of mothering your family of seven young children far easier than others had it.

As your boys matured, you even discovered the creaking of the house at night was indicative of growth spurts leaving the once small dwelling that was snug but perfect for the young couple you had began as transformed. Over time, a bedroom popped into existence as each infant outgrew the need to sleep in the crib at the foot of the bed you shared with Hongjoong.

While your partner’s full name was Hongjoongstiltskin, he preferred the shortened form you had coined for the man you dearly loved. Whatever magic he possessed soon became tied to the baby as well and Jongho quickly developed the same trait of color changing hair just as all his brothers had upon joining the household.

Seonghwa looked down at Jongho swaddled in his lap and touched his sparse but growing bangs. Today it was red, yesterday was black, and a warm brown the day before. For whatever reason Jongho had not yet shown the same wide range of shades his siblings had and you wondered if was personal taste. Not that someone barely a month or two old had opinions on these things, or was even in control of the magic that transformed his hair completely over each twenty-four hour period but there was something different about the latest son to enter your life.

Babies fascinated Seonghwa. He had been so young when the others came into the household, just out of infancy himself for Yunho’s arrival, and had mostly peered into their bassinets with watchful eyes or brought teething toys to their crib. While other people called this age the terrible twos, you recognized it was the beginning of a period of developing a mind of his own. It was not always convenient compared to how easy it had been to just lug him around when younger but luckily his interests generally coincided with yours keeping the household of so many young children and a newborn running smoothly.

Fiercely protective of his charge, Jongho became Seonghwa’s baby in a way the others had not. The younger siblings toddled about your cottage in the safely partitioned areas away from the fireplace or outside in the sunshine within the fenced yard separating your home from the forest. Perhaps it was the way the eldest and youngest had entered the family as babes left on the doorstep that bonded the two in a way the others had not. Their outlier birth years just before and right after that of the other five sons may have also contributed to their closeness.

While Seonghwa had come into your care through a woman originally thought to be his mother, Jongho had arrived accompanied only by a note requesting his inclusion into your happy family. Despite the wording hinting at the writer not wanting children, that was not fully the truth. In a revelation shared by a visiting fairy who owed Hongjoong a favor, it was later learned that Jongho had been rehomed by his parents upon birth for being a runt.

Over the years, Jongho appeared to grow in step with his older siblings but his increasing strength attested to an unusual heritage. He was in fact a giant. Just as everyone else came in a range of heights such as your beloved Hongjoong being on the smaller end of things, Jongho was stocky and little, tiny in fact for a giant but the strength that came from his unusual parentage was undiminished. The other trait which became apparent as he ages was an unerring sense of bravery. While his brothers, particularly the antics of Wooyoung and San might crack his sense of composure by getting him to laugh, he was otherwise unflappable. Jongho was afraid of nothing.

As he approached his twentieth year Jongho decided it was time for him to make his way in the world.

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Whenever I feel moved, I will do some fun rereading from the stack of colored fairy books or rewatching Faerie Tale Theatre episodes I grew up with to finish this opening chapter with Jongho’s adventure then knock out the others. For Yunho’s tale I will return to my favorite Anthony Minghella version from Jim Henson’s The Storyteller. My copy is pictured below with tea and cookies. I truly enjoy the research portion!

[moonvalecrossing]

Alright, to cap off my "Favorite and Least Favorite" series of questions for Pokemon S/V, let's do one for the Team Star admins (well, Bulbapedia calls them "Bosses", but tbh I don't really care lmao). Since there's only five of them, I think it makes sense to go through them from worst-to-best (or best-to-worst, whichever you prefer).

As you said 'five' I shall not mention my thoughts of Team Star's big boss. The short answer to THAT is 'meh'. I don't even know if anything in here can be counted as spoilers? But just in case TEAM STAR SPOILERS.

I don't hate any of these guys so we'll go least to most favorite. Getting my info on background from Bulbapedia since it's been a hot minute since I played and my brain can only retain information for SO LONG.

5. Eri. The big muscle of the group is a girl and is actually really sweet. The team mom. Pretty yawn. Coolest base location though. Props for that. Why's she bullied? Too great. People jealous. So tough! So good at pokemon! PRETTY LADY. If everyone liked her so much I fail to see how a few jealous mean girls could make any bullying towards her a big enough problem she'd be on the same level as the others.

4. Mela. Meh. Mehhhhh. Another female character in the group with a bully backstory that is amazingly stupid. Someone picked on her because they thought she acted and dressed too cute and got jealous. Hee hoo girls can only be bullied because others are jealous of them. Now she dresses like she fell into a paint bucket at hot topic. Couldn't stop laughing at her goose step walking animation though. If she had an actual shirt of some kind I'd actually like her outfit a lot.

3. Ortega. Okay Bulbapedia has absolutely nothing on this guy's backstory. I'm gonna assume he got bullied because he's clearly a rich baby. Precious rich baby fairy boy I love him and will protect the child WITH MY LIFE. Now if only I could fix that weird ass bowl cut over mostly shaved rest of the hairline thing. Is that a popular look now or something? If it is, kids goddamn I do not want to be cool.

2. Atticus. Bulbapedia's no help here either but dang son if this kid was not bullied because he LARPs like he's gonna die if he doesn't I'd be surprised. Kid is pretty but even I want to gently put him inside a locker and close the door. If he got bullied because he supposedly decended from ninjas and that's somehow weird for him to act and dress like this then ATTENTION DUMBASS CHILDREN OF PALDEA I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO KOGA AND HIS DAUGHTER

1.Giacomo. How do I pronounce this name? I've been calling him Guac-omo this whole time. Anyways. The Dark type boss of Scarlet/Violet! Yet another favorite. 10/10 in my school days I would have watched him quietly from a distance like the introverted shy girl I am. This poor fool got bullied because he got to be Class President and made a bunch of hilariously stupid strict rules so they tossed him out and replaced him with Nemona. It's okay Guacboy. I still like you better than female Ash Ketchum over there. NO NEMONA I WAS NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT TO BATTLE PLEASE GO FAR AWAY FROM ME YOU NUT JOB. Also I have no idea what exactly is going on with Giacomo's hair but I like it. Also his name is basically from pinapple. In every language. Hee hoo pineapple boy~

I love Team Star. I would 100% have joined them because I too was bullied as all heck. ...And not just because I would have tried to get near Giacomo. No, no. ...Kinda. Damnit. I'm gonna be making an OC because of this later aren't I. Oh well. ONE MORE ONTO THE PILE!

[calypso-finale]

Hundred Five.

Imani keeps pulling faces at me, but I am trying to do big things for her “what is it?” I said to her laughing “one minute, can I talk to my dad. Mute it” she said to me, muting the conference call “dad I am not ready for that, how you going to have me tour for Oakley? What the hell” I grinned “hear me out yeah, you’re new so Oakley never finished off his US tour, so he is coming around again. Finishing it off with Herb and that, you will have Uncle Herb with you. I will be in Vegas by that point. Imani, you’re good. You can do this, I am pushing you because you are. I get you are shy, but you got some good people there with you. And then me and mom will come out to you, then perform with you, Imani I got you. You’re the best songwriter out there but then you are also a great fucking singer too, you’re shy. I get it but we going to push that, you know Uncle Herb and you know Oakley, yes they are rappers. but they will be there to take care of you” Imani knows this is right “I am trusting you dad” she said and meant those words “and baby, I got you. I already told Herb and he is good with it; can you finish this off yeah?” I asked, she nodded her head “I am not shy, I am just quiet” she added “of course you are” I got up from the chair “I am trusting you” she added “and I got you” walking off to leave the room, I am going to push my daughter. I get she isn’t shy, but she is reserved and doesn’t like to do things she don’t, she can write to her heart contents, but she can sing very well but we need to push that “Emi, what you doing here, sat there” she is sat outside the door, closing “daddy” picking her up “you wanted me, I get it. Everyone wants me” she is such a fat child, like she makes my arm hurt “hit me” he whined out “let me guess, Aziel” that boy comes here and causes chaos “let’s go and see, we will whoop his ass. Where he hit you, show daddy?” she showed her arm “awww no, not the chunky arms now, we will get him” I don’t know if I will find him in the house really, making my way to the living area “what do you want us to do with that?” hearing Robyn say, walking into the room “where is your son?” I asked Rylee “somewhere, ask Raihan” Rylee seems like she is whining “what is this discussion?” I asked “sit down and join us” Robyn said “ugh, yeah right. Dad isn’t the best help at his” I pulled a face “you’re not invited to my birthday meal now, you’re rude ass” she came with an attitude “you said family meal for your birthday and you have my ex there” that is the issue.

Rylee comes with issues, upon issues. This girl was born with issues “you want me to uninvite him? It’s not about you and your issues, it’s about me. It’s my day Rylee” placing Emi down on the floor as I sat down “he’s my fucking ex! I don’t want to see him, it’s hard to see him. After everything you two have both done and been through. You both should know how that feels because I have heard the stories. You both would be arguing and then splitting and then you see each other in the club and then leave together. You both were the most toxic and then act dumb when I am hurt by it” she spat “but last I heard you both was trying? He did that thing in Italy?” I am so confused “that was before he was fucking letting girls wear his chains and been linked to that bitch Latto, you don’t fucking get it. I don’t want him there” looking at Robyn “you both single Rylee, what do you want us to do he is close to us now” she scoffed “family once I am not with him, when I was with him everyone fucking hated him, he hasn’t even cared for me. Got his bastard friends to get Aziel when I know I told him it should be him” I cringed “I knew one of my kids would be in a toxic relationship, you know what Rylee. Have you reached out to him? Or you been waiting on him?” she shrugged “what is the difference?” I laughed “a big one, listen yeah. You can’t be mad at a guy that is single and doing single shit” I said, “but he was ok to have sex with me” I groaned out “oh come on Rylee, please grow up” the door opened “we’re here” Ti said with Taylan, I peeped the eye roll from Rylee “sis!” Ti spat and hugged her, but I saw that eye roll “you know the score though, no man staying in the house” I said getting up “yeah we dropped the things off at a hotel” Taylan shook my hand “husbands, maybe. You should use Rylee home, she is staying here, spiteful ass couldn’t do that” she got up and walked off, she just don’t get relationships or anything at times.

Robyn wrapped her arms around my neck “I love, love that all the kids are home. Look how full the house is but, I need you to speak to the eldest one. Because when I know I have hurt you I always make it up to you, Oakley made that gesture to her as a hand to show her he wants her and she is flipping it like she should relax so speak to her before we have some food” nodding my head slowly “she is spoilt” I mumbled “I will see what she says” Taylan is walking into the house “Chris” he said, Robyn moved her arms from me “leave you boys to it then” she smiled and walked off “Junior is crazy about you, now that you won the Superbowl” I said to him “yeah, I sent him those signed tops and then Ti goes you know my brother is on stream and he sold them for a few thousand” I chuckled “I heard, he said dad I am making money so I can go to the best college, I am like huh. You’re rich” Taylan is laughing “he is such a warm hearted boy, like he isn’t flashy, he really thinks he has to save for college to get the best. I seen dude do the most outrageous things, like he has talent. He is more talented then I was at his age, he is a beast out there Chris. He will be the one to watch, and I said I will come to his game again. Still mind blowing that we won the Super Bowl to me” nodding my head “this is what I am talking about, that game was amazing. Junior day was made and then you winning it topped it off. Junior is a good boy it’s Raihan that scares me. Or even Aziel. I see them together and I am like they both alike. Raihan always telling his school friends of how much he don’t need to do no work too, just different kids” shaking my head “Aziel is scary, that kid came up to me and was frowning and goes what’s up” my smile grew “oh man” that boy is a grown man “I will catch up with you. I need to speak to the eldest, Rylee!” I spat, jogging over to her.

Placing my arm around her “dad it’s going to be I am the wrong, and Oakley is like your son. You love him more then me” I laughed “just hear me out, let’s go into the library room, it’s quiet there” Aziel walked over to us “why is your hands in front of your pants like that, take them out” Rylee said to him “peepee” I snorted “bro, don’t be showing your dick off” Rylee swatted him “don’t do that ever! You want to use the toilet you go! But you don’t do that” Aziel seems so unfazed about it “that mean mommy” he said “mean? Let me catch you doing that again I will beat you so bad” she sounds like Robyn now “Raihan, take care of him! And if he does something stupid let me know” Raihan is just like him “he keeps pulling his pants down” he said “Aziel, you don’t do that shit. Ok? You going to make me mad now” Aziel mean mugged me “I mean it” I pointed “let me know if he does it again” Rylee said that kid just be doing shit for no reason too “why does he pull his pants down” I asked Rylee “he never did it before, he peed on the floor at home because he wanted to stand up and pee like a grown man. I never hit him, but he is making me do it because it’s stressing me out, he is so naughty. We went shopping just me and him, no Grace. I thought you know be nice, when I wasn’t looking he was putting things in his pocket, security peeped it but was nice, because of course they know I can afford it but the security scolded him and said that he could go in jail for it, but why would he do that. The security spoke to me, and he said to him no, he just bad” rubbing my chin “what is he like with Grace?” I asked “she said he is the same with her but like she tells him no, he then ran off from me. Then he was he spitting, like why can’t I just have a normal child. He was hell to give birth too, now he is hell. All I hear when I take him out is Aziel, Aziel, Aziel. Stop” she seems fed up “there has been no boundaries there, it kind of happens with only child” I said.

Rylee will always be a problem child, and I take that really because I would always be there for her “you know you refer to me and mom and what we did but Rylee, you still haven’t accepted what you did to him either because this make up should be from both sides, shit. When Robyn fucked up she would be outside my crib telling me sorry, have you not reached out. Build on friendship because as far as I am aware it was that one thing and it died; he told me. When you build you got to do it together and I told Oakley he has to fucking grow up too because if he playing with you that will piss me off and he said no, that ain’t it but it fizzled out after the gesture like shit went back to how it was, and I said right and I knew that it would be you. All me and your mom did was have sex, no issue resolved, and it damaged you three. That is damaging Aziel too, ever thought of that when you both arguing, you both can’t be civil in front of him like me and mom couldn’t and that affected you both. I am not taking sides, but he did that gesture, you do it back. You let it fizzle because you thought he should jump, you both should be jumping together. Learn from us, but Aziel is watching you both. Think how you saw us Rylee, think about it. How many times I kicked off in front of you and how it made you feel, I am sorry because I feel that has affected you, you was the main one to see it all, I know you get help, but some things can still feel like a battle” Rylee put her head down “Rylee!” Junior shouted “what?” Rylee said “Aziel peed on the floor; mom is going crazy on him” Rylee groaned out “you have go to be fucking kidding me! Aziel!” she shouted storming off, that child has got some real fucking issues because what the fuck. I was just getting to Rylee there too and he did that, following behind them “what is mom doing?” I asked Junior”she screamed at him and then he ran off, Amerie said he ran outside, and she grabbed him before he jumped in the pool” nodding my head slowly “but dad, Raihan is bad influence too, he said for him to run to the pool. he said it’s ok and I told him off” of course Raihan did that, he is so sneaky.

Aziel is so sad, like that child is sat on Rylee lap in silence, I just know he got a beating to last him throughout my birthday celebrations but now he won’t eat “Aziel, you going to really make me mad, eat! Because I am not feeding you later” he threw his hands up “no!” he spat “fine, go away” she moved him from her lap and onto the floor, it’s always entertaining with kids “was Rylee that bad too?” Taylan asked, “if she was boy, maybe” Aziel is crying now “oi, come here” I said to him, but he walked off “go away!” he shouted and hit Amerie, which Amerie was only going to help “leave him” Rylee said getting up, I am going bed anyways” she stood up “but you just started to eat” Robyn pointed “I am not hungry, it’s fine. Goodnight” Robyn looked at me, but I shrugged not knowing what to say “Rylee, leave him” I said but she walked off “I am glad I am not a parent” Ti said shaking her head “it’s never easy, not every child is perfect and Raihan. Stop daring Aziel, stop doing things that are bad when he is already naughty, Junior told me. I mean it!” I pointed at him “I didn’t do anything” he defended “you did, you literally said it to him, go and run and jump into the pool and he can’t swim!” Junior spat “but Amerie got him” Raihan retorted “I said! Do not do that, I mean it” boys can be a pain “if he drowned then what? Huh? Stop it, he is naughty, and we don’t play that around here, stop stressing your sister out more then she needs, now eat your food and then go to bed” he needs to learn that the shit isn’t funny he is a child.

[biglisbonnews]

Paris Hilton Had A Baby Paris Hilton is now a mom.The heiress and her husband Carter Reum have welcomed their first child together, a baby boy they had through a surrogate mother. Hilton announced the news via Instagram, sharing a picture of her holding her newborn son's hand along with the caption, “You are already loved beyond words." Celebrity friends such as Kim Kardashian, Chrissy Teigen, Demi Lovato, Heidi Klum and more all sent their congratulations in the comments.Related | Paris Hilton’s Pop Career is Back"It's always been my dream to be a mother and I'm so happy that Carter and I found each other," Hilton told People. "We are so excited to start our family together and our hearts are exploding with love for our baby boy." See on Instagram Hilton had previously denied rumors that she was pregnant, mentioning on her podcast that "the only thing in the oven at the moment is my 'Sliving Lasagna," but she has not been shy about her desire to become a parent. Hilton revealed on The Trend Reporter with Mara podcast in 2021 that having a baby was a frequent topic of conversation between her and her then fiancé. "He's just my dream guy... [Carter's] 100 percent [the one]," she said. "We talk about [planning a wedding] all the time and planning our baby's names and all of that."Hilton revealed that she had even been undergoing in vitro fertilization (IVF) procedures towards the height of the pandemic in preparation. "We have been doing the IVF, so I can pick twins if I like," she said. "Kim [Kardashian] is actually the one who told me about that. I didn't even know anything about it."All that being said, Hilton did say that she was "waiting 'til after the wedding," which took place in November 2021, but that she couldn't "wait to have children in 2022.” Her prediction may have only been a month off — but who's really counting? Congratulations, Paris!Photo via Getty/ Dan Boczarski/ NBC https://www.papermag.com/paris-hilton-baby-2659308148.html

[sup-hoes-its-me]

it's my birthday so I'm making a req that's been on my mind for a MINUTE... naruto boys reactions to meeting a girl and finding out she has a kid 👀

A/N: Happy Birthday!!! I wasn’t sure what characters you wanted so I picked the most simp–able characters imo. If I missed a character you really wanted, just ask and I will do them as well!

I strayed from the prompt just a little bit, but it still has what you wanted!

Feat: Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Kakashi, Gaara, Gai

Naruto-

I would say that with Naruto, you don’t have any initial fears about approaching him with the topic. He’s an open minded guy.

He's also never done anything to make you assume he doesn't like children.

You're super casual about it, just stopping by Ichiraku with your toddler holding your hand. Naruto doesn't even notice you until you tap his shoulder.

The way his eyes light up when you first introduce him to your son. You swear, he was shining brighter than the sun.

He immediately wants to take your kid out and have lots of fun, eating ramen, training, pranking people.

I feel like he’s one of the only guys that would have no qualms about you having a kid, not even an ounce of hesitation.

He is ready to dive head first into fatherhood.

After a while of dating, your son buys him a mug that says something along the lines of “World’s Best Dad” and when I tell you that this man sobbed like a little baby…

Isn't overprotective at all tbh. Sometimes he forgets your son left the house to play with friends. He's so surprised when he goes to check the kids room and they're not there…?

Very forgetful too. Does not remember birthdays, has to rush the day of when buying presents.

Is embarrassing without realizing it. "Is she your little girlfriend, s/n?" "Did you remember your ointment?" 100% says things without thinking first.

Gets jealous when you make special bento for your child to take to school with them, and cries for you to make him one too. He literally needs you to cut his fruits into heart shapes or he might die of neglect.

Essentially, he is a big baby himself.

5/10 on the dad scale

Sasuke-

Yeah, let's just say he is not happy. At all.

He honestly considers breaking up with you because he 1) doesn’t like children and 2) does not want any more responsibilities put on him than need be.

Also, I completely believe he would be the type of guy that's upset you were in a serious relationship before him. Sorry ladies, but he’s a little bitch like that.

You hoped that he wasn’t going to react this way, but in your heart, you knew he would be negative. You worried over telling him for months before you finally came out and told him.

It took all the courage you had just to stumble out the words.

“Sasuke, I have something to tell you. It’s kinda important,” you mumble to him, and he just waits for you to continue. You’re shaking, and you hold your hands under the table between your thighs to keep them from quivering so much.

“Well, what is it?”

“I want to introduce you to my daughter.”

You deliberately break eye contact with him when you see his eyes darken.

His brows furrow, and you watch his shoulder tense under his cloak. He’s not exactly mean about it, but he’s honest with you. He tells you he’s not thrilled, that he needs a bit of time to process this new aspect of you and your relationship before he decides what he wants.

When he meets your daughter, he is Awkward. He tries to talk to her, but in the end your daughter ends up crying and hiding behind your legs. You tell him that she’s just shy, but he knows he messed up. He’s just not good with kids.

He tries to bond with your daughter over time, with a lot of encouragement from you and Naruto. He’s not a good dad, but at least he tries.

3/10 dad

Shikamaru-

“You have a kid?”

He’s somewhere in between shocked and completely exhausted. This mans is tired as hell just living his life, and now you throw a little gremlin in the mix? God damn.

You nod, and he sighs, rubbing the back of his neck out of habit. “Troublesome, but what can I do? If I love you, I gotta love the kid, right?”

He’s not gonna play catch or take them to amusement parks anytime soon. The first time he meets them, he sits them down in front of the Shogi board and patiently plays match after match with them until they get the hang of all the moves and some loose strategy. He only lets them win one time, though. Just for a bit of confidence.

It’s the only way he knows how to bond with others. It’s what he played with the two father figures he had in life.

And your kid really likes him. They think he’s the smartest guy in the entire world, and they ask for sleepovers all the time so they can play board games all night.

He doesn’t mean to be such a rad dad, but he honestly is. He’s chill and never yells or loses his temper.

Secretly, he loves making your child smile and giggle, and he adores when the little one jumps into his arms for a hug. He’d never say that aloud though. Some things are too embarrassing.

He definitely does not have the energy to go and be all overprotective, helicopter parent. He basically lets them do whatever they want as long as they finish most of their homework.

One of the most functional men of them all, and a great influence, albeit a bit lazy. You make a lovely family.

7/10 dad

Kakashi-

This man loves babies. He doesn’t get to see too many of them, but he really loves to swaddle them up and carry them around the house as he does his daily tasks.

He'll quietly talk to them as he does stuff, explaining what he's doing as he goes about his business.

They can't talk back either, just goo goo gaa gaa. That's a plus.

You tell him on the third date after getting to know him a little better that you have a newborn daughter. In your mind, if he can’t accept your baby positively pretty early on, then he’s not the right man for you.

He asks a lot of questions at first. He’s curious. You’re just happy he doesn’t seem turned off by the surprise. He almost seems excited.

And quite honestly, you are shocked. He's one of the toughest shinobi in the village.

That night you walk home together to the house you share with your parents. It’s hard being a single mom, Kakashi completely understands. He’s so nice about everything. He has such a cool and calm demeanor that makes you feel so comfortable.

You let him into your house, entering the living room where your mother was sitting in her rocking chair, gently tipping back and forth with the baby in her arms.

“Ah, Hatake. I’ve been wondering when my daughter would bring you home.” Yeah, you might have talked about him a lot. Totally not in love already, haha...

Let's just say, Kakashi is a baby whisperer or something. Whenever your baby cries, you hand her over to him and suddenly she's all giggles and smiles.

You're a little jealous.. like come on, you birthed her and she betrays you for some gray haired weirdo. Smh.

Also, he's not opposed to having more. Just say the word, and you shall recieve, Y/N.

He's not around too often because of work, but when he is, he is more than happy to play house. For once in his life, there is a sense of normalcy for him.

He never anticipated having a child, or even a domestic partner, but now that he did, he was completely in love with the feeling.

Is embarrassing on purpose. Most definitely threatens to kill boyfriends once she starts to date. Tells her friends embarrassing things she did as a baby too. Asks why she's wearing makeup to school and tells her to wipe it off, "Who are you trying to impress? You're 14."

So yeah, he can be annoying.

But he always makes up for it.

He is thriving as a father figure. Perfect man.

10/10 dad, but maybe im biased.

Gaara-

When you finally tell him after talking for a few months, he's upset. Not in the way you would expect, though.

He is overwhelmed with emotions. He's nervous and scared. He's never been good with people, and he hadn't interacted with many babies in his life.

He only really knew his sister's child.

Still, he felt a bit of giddiness in his stomach. You were sharing an important part of your life with him. You trusted him so much.

God, he loved you more and more everyday. He would do anything to keep you happy.

You are pleasantly surprised, but really, you should have expected this out of such a kind soul like Gaara.

You have to coax him out of his anxious state, convincing him that everything will be fine and your baby will absolutely love him.

And they do.

He is so gentle with your child.

He takes them through his desert gardens and shows them each and every plant, educating them on the care they need and the uses.

He lets them sit in his office when he's doing his Kazekage work. Even if it's a little disruptive, he doesn't care.

Tells them all about his friends from the Leaf Village, especially Naruto. Your child's bedtime stories are definitely tall tales of 12 year olds' on their adventures.

He loves his little family above all else. He would straight up die for you two.

9/10 dad.

Gai:

He's ecstatic, of course he would be.

"Gai, I'd like you to meet a few people who are very important to me. Can you stop by my house around dinner time tonight?" you ask him, knowing he will say yes.

You just need time to prepare everything. You'll make a fantastic dinner (not that Gai is picky) and clean your house enough to be presentable.

"Sure thing, my beautiful flower of the Leaf. I will be there at 6, not a second later!" No conversation with Gai would be complete without some dramatics. He gives you a thumbs up as he runs away, continuing his training.

He arrives at exactly six just as he promised.

"Y/N, who are these children in your house?! And why do they look just like you?!"

He is so shocked that you have twins, but the brightest smile grows on his face.

He scoops them both into his arms and swings them around. The man is too strong for his own good. He doesn't even know he's acting like a lunatic.

You eventually have to stop him, telling him it's time for dinner and afterwards you could all sit around and get to know each other.

He's kind of an overbearing father. When you all move in together, he wakes your kids up at the crack of dawn for "training". You have to remind them they aren't shinobi and in no way will run 20 miles every morning.

He is super protective as well. He is the type of dad who will not fall asleep until both kids are at home safe and fed a proper dinner.

Rock Lee is definitely your go-to babysitter too.

He can be wildly embarrassing too. Cheering a little too loud at school events and bragging about them to Kakashi.

He's a good dad, just really extra at times.

7/10 dad.