Battle of the Barbies! Round 4: Career (Sub Round 2)
This is round 4 (sub round 2) of the bracket. All other polls in can be found here.
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Greta Gerwig made a blockbuster Barbie movie, but given the content of that movie, I'm betting she can't tell the difference between Barbie and the Rockers/Sensations, Barbie and the Beat, and Beyond Pink. (Rockers and Sensations are... sort of the same, but sort of not.)
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Barbie and the Beat cassette tape, ©️ 1989
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Despite having the triforce of Courage, I love when Link is portrayed being scared, he’s not immune to fear.
If I’m scared while playing he’s also gonna be scared ok 🙄
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Y/N and Ken walked hand and hand towards the beach where their counterparts were waiting for them, but also soaking up some sun. They stood at the top of the sand dunes before Y/N cleared his throat, gaining the attention of the Kens and Y/Ns.
"Attention my fellow Y/Ns and Kens. Ken and I have been to the real world for a couple of days and we've discovered that the men there are very different from here in Barbie Land." Y/N said.
"They have horses and patriarchy!" Ken cried excitedly.
"And we've also discovered that the men beach each off very differently as well. Instead of a well choreographed dance number and song. The men in the real world beach each other off by touching each other's genitals until this white sticky substance comes out."
"It's possibly milk." Ken said.
Tourist Ken/Rival Ken rolled his eyes. "Is that a fact, Ken? Prove it. Show us." All the other Kens and Y/Ns murmured in agreement.
"Wait, you want Ken and me to beach off right in front of you guys?" Y/N asked in surprise.
"Yeah. Unless you're chicken, Ken?" Tourist Ken/Rival Ken taunted.
Ken huffed in defiance as he looked at Y/N. "Come on, Y/N. Let's show them how real men beach off." He pulled his shorts down to reveal a mint green jockstrap as Y/N blushed and pulled his own pants down as he and Ken started to beach off for their counterparts.
"See? This is how you beach someone off, Ken!" Beach Ken snapped in between moans.
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