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bittersweet-mojo · 3 months

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old people should be shot

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ariaste · 2 months

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Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

#interview with the vampire #devil's minion #assad zaman #he's just hit that level of devil's minion brainrot #i've seen it a thousand times #this cast is fully unhinged and I ADORE them #the chaos energy is off the charts #eric out here setting a bad example with his “did u know u can say anything u want in interviews actually :)))” energy #assad seems one step away from getting Marxist about it like #“if rolin doesn't let me kiss daniel in s3 we must Seize The Means Of Production”#baby boy listen... be the change you want to see in the world #if u wanna write ur own devil's minion fanfic and film it on ur iphone i support u 100% and i will get u in contact with the OTW's lawyers #who ironically were invented partially BECAUSE of people getting in trouble for writing Anne Rice fanfic #this is what we call Plot Structure #real life does not usually have such a satisfying Plot Structure but it could in this case if assad reaches level 100 in Unhingery #and tbh i truly don't know that I would put it past him at this point #iwtv

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vaguely-concerned · 6 months

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sisko: *sigh* against my will and for complicated political reasons I am sent to save your sorry cardassian ass yet again. just get in the fucking car already pls

gul dukat: there's a hidden meaning in that! the usurper of terok nor obviously desires me carnally

#star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #benjamin sisko #gul dukat #'really captain this is quite pathetic -- you don't need to go to all this trouble to get my attention ;) just offer me my office back'#sisko stares into the camera with real but understated suffering b/c that's what happens to a person dealing with dukat #poor sisko. he's trying to have one (ONE) nice uninterrupted date with kasidy and he gets sent to bail dukat out AGAIN #nightmare assignment #gul dukat is the political cockroach of the alpha quadrant and now we all have to live with it for seven seasons

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canisalbus · 6 months

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WOAH can we see the skull if thats ok?? that sounds so cool (also only 20€????)

Also since it's hollow you can stick led lights in there for this sort of effect (pardon the mushy quality):

#like I said it's a real Asian water buffalo skull #these are carved by hand in Indonesia mostly in Bali I believe #to my understanding skull carving is a long standing tradition over there but most pieces like this seem to be made for & sold to tourists #I got this one second (third?) hand and I suspect that perhaps the seller didn't know what it was and what they're worth #and yet they graciously agreed to go through the trouble of packaging it carefully and shipping it to the other side of the country #which couldn't have been very easy since it's a big and heavy skull #answered #apricottheapricat #vulture culture #animal death #cw animal death #taxidermy #cw taxidermy

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hinamie · 2 months

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binding vow

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi #megumi #fanart #jjk fanart #done....collapses #up until 3am last night n sitting fr another 8 hours today to finish....#g o d #the things i do fr him.....#let it no longer b said that i only do elaborate paintings rife with symbolism tht feature gojo. megu my one true muse #as is Correct and Just #real talk tho i was just sketching th things i wanted to include without giving much thought to the Themes #w the exception being the spider lilies lmao I Know What Those Mean #but i ended up with a REALLY good life/death/marriage/loyalty thing going on????#w the lotus/spider lily being purity+rebirth/death #((not 2 mention 'far from the one he loves' like HELLO?????))#also w the temari balls being associated w femininity but having him dressed in groom's attire #like???? 90% unplanned but i ended up both cooking And eating #also happy 2 report that betta fish were kinder 2 me than the koi were :) no trouble from these lil guys #in fact everything abt this piece kind of came easily beyond the initial colour swatch??#thank u fr being an easy subject megu ilysm im sorry abt all the death imagery i dont mean it pls focus instead on th Life imagery :((((#i put a ring on it so u gotta wake up.....cant leave yuuji @ th altar ....#SPEAKING OF THE RING IK ITS ON THE RIGHT HAND we've been over this and its Okay #if i read a single comment .........#sorry 2 that one person who was like 'the next binding vow better be at itfs' wedding' ik this probably wasnt what u meant #but it did inspire me smile :)#anyway i need 2 stop looking at this its been over 24 hours

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yuridovewing · 2 months

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yes sparkpelt had ppd she was grieving she was in agony and the erins and fandoms stance on ppd is extremely misogynistic and toxic and that deserves the most attention because its so callous about a condition thats demonized enough irl as is. but also can we talk about the literal poisoning alongside that. can we talk about how she was dying from poison while in labour and only barely survived. can we talk about how she literally actually cannot feed her kits until she’s recovered because her milk is contaminated and could kill them. can we talk about how shes unconscious and unavailable to her kits because of her trauma and her sickness combined? can we talk about how sparkpelt goes through torture porn in this series bc the authors hate her.

#shes literally described as having trouble walking and squilfs breathing down her neck like ‘’DO YOU HATE YOUR BABIES?????’’#like it kinda reeks to me of ‘’if she was a real mom she wouldve powered through and not let the sickness affect her so bad’m

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chez-cinnamon · 1 year

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Real World AU Designs!!

FINALLY THESE ARE DONE- Took a break from asks to try and get these done, but at long last, here are the "default" outfits for the puppets in my AU!! They have others, including the human disguises and their (damaged) main outfits from their show, but they're often seen in these outfits!

Here are closeups:

#welcome home #welcome home au #real world au #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #julie joyful #frank frankly #eddie dear #howdy pillar #sally starlet #poppy partridge #poppy and barnaby gave me a lot of trouble so they came out very simple #but it's 2007 in the human world #doubt there's much going on #I say that and there's howdy lmao

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wilchur · 2 months

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When I tell you I have been thinking about this for three days straight...

#there's almost no hesitation there in dao #he says it like it's the most obvious thing in the world #he wholeheartedly believes it would be The Right Thing #but in dai even after everything...#no matter what stage the relationship is at #GAH #I know this is like the bare minimum but FUCK #it gives me feels okay #I believe he wouldn't be able to do it #I mean I say that as someone with an abomination inquisitor but like #if you eavesdrop on courier convos you can experience him befriending Cole in real time so #I feel like he's at that stage where he's slowly understanding that everything he's been fed was a lie #and he has trouble re-contextualising his worldview to fit that new reality #especially with all the shit he's been involved in #dragon age #cullen rutherford

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hearts4dorlene · 11 months

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Remus: Hey fellas, good night?

Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently

Remus: What-?

Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke

Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?

*Enter James*

James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?

Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-

Peter:

Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?

*Enter Sirius*

Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?

Remus: James?

James: Funny story lads, so you see-

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #regulus black #jegulus #wolfstar #harry potter #harry potter shitpost #sirius black is a little shit #remus is the real trouble maker #james potter would do this

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journey-to-the-attic · 4 months

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uh oh

#art #obey me #obey me raphael #jtta ik #forcing myself to have a go at shading things. if i never try i will never get better!!!!!!!#mind if i brain dump real quick bc i've been thinking lately about how i refer to myself as a writer but never an artist #whenever i mention it i always say 'i draw stuff' or 'illustrate' instead #it's not like i feel particularly inferior about how i draw bc of course! i haven't gotten around to even touching an art course!!#but to me 'artist' encapsulates a sort of abstract skill and i always feel like i draw much more objectively #it is just The Thing That I Am Depicting and that's prob why i have such trouble with shading and any non-literal colouring #the best thing i've made so far is that one satan thing and i have yet to remember how i managed that #anyway i've been trying some new stuff out!! slowly but surely #that's all mostly stuff i'll keep to myself though #anyway if you actually read through all that Thank you i love you

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cinamun · 4 months

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Sasquatch | Next

#ts4 #indya #I do not condone skillets-to-foreheads #I actually think nephew is in real trouble #because when you fuck around #you find out #sorry this is late - also first pic is a gif #game wouldn't cooperate #anyway y'all pray for the young man #ts4 story #sims 4 story #simblr #black simblr #ch25

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kirbyddd · 1 year

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loving this official US government sample card for the new driver's license standard that people'll need to fly in 2025

"Ima Cardholder"

Ace Attorney character

#ace attorney #is reposting Department of Homeland Security info like this gonna get me on a list? they want to raise awareness about the new reqs right?#listen man i was just booking a bargain bin flight and it was like “New Real ID reqs in 2025 educate yourself!!!”#and the info page had this funny image #im a good citizen dont want no trouble just informing the good people of the new Real ID act sir #dont draft me

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cubbihue · 5 days

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It would be nice to hear from Wanda and Cosmo! It is kind of nice that you guys have two children like your own family does. Are you two still close to your siblings? Wanda has a sibling and Cosmo also have a sibling just like Timmy and Peri. Do they share some sibling stories to your children?

Wanda and Cosmo both reconnected with their siblings shortly after having Peri. Or, well. More like Blonda reentered their lives once she realized she had a baby nephew. Eventually, they slowly patched things up the more Blonda came to visit Peri.

Schnozmo was dragged back kicking and screaming. Mama Cosma refuses to have her sons live estranged lives now that she has a grandchild in the picture. Schnozmo doesn't know how to handle children, but he's doing his best.

Peri likes Schnozmo because he makes silly noises and funny stories. But he prefers Blonda's theatrics much more and loves playing Dress Up with her.

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#fairly oddparents #fop #fop a new wish #fop cosmo #fop wanda #fop peri #fop blonda #fop schnozmo #cosmo #wanda #peri #blonda #schnozmo #asks #avarus of the west #itty bitties fop au #ive decided that worms on strings are real fairy creatures and theyre used like fox coats in fairy world. lots of implications for this.#you know how kids seem to flock towards the least capable adult for some reason and cling onto them despite the adult trying to avoid them?#peri and schnozmo <3 #schnozmo taught peri how to give a convincing lie and how to be charismatic enough to avoid trouble #peri and blonda are like 2 peas in a pod!#peri's very receptive to her dramatic flairs and eccentrics. blonda loves spending lots of her money into getting him elaborate outfits #blonda helped peri with his opening lines for when he met his first godchild. she refined schnozmo's charisma in Peri #MEANWHILE ON TIMMYS END #timmy already has opinions about blonda and schnozmo #theyre neither good nor bad but he cares not for drama and doesn't like that schnozmo's a chronic liar #but he does like that he has caring relatives now! they show up to his celebrations and gives him thoughtful gifts and advice. its nice.#timmy has never told peri about schnozmo's past as a conartist. he knows that schnozmo's doing his best to fix himself for the better #so hes not going to ruin that by telling peri and others about his past

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zarla-s · 1 year

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It’s masks all the way down.

It’s fun to see Gaster all irritated and stern again, even though he’s in no position to be judging anyone about terrible things they’ve done lol. This one is a bit short but the next bit in the conversation needs some room to breathe I think.

(And it’s a big big vehicle that we’re driving in And I’ve been following this roadway since it began And if I came here to lose then I still might win When I go down that road again - [x] )

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#undertale #handplates #gaster #the human #z art #z comic #the murder run still haunts me!#i'm glad i saved my undertale.ini file when my hard drive crashed #i'd have some real trouble otherwise

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orphiclovers · 3 months

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