#bearded dragon momma

[pastelmuppet]

I haven’t yet to draw myself in my new buzzed hair yet so I ended up doing that last night with my idols on my shirt, and my two lizard babies, Bowser the Beardie and Ponyo my Murphy Patternless leopard gecko.

[residualprism]

My baby my baby

Haven't posted him in a while, he has shed part of his head and his tail :}

[casualwriters]

Photos i love of myself

[elegantdemoness]

[sci-twi]

Set in the same universe as my SonAdow fankid, Spark the Sable (with a cameo here!), Blaze and Amy have been together for a little longer than Sonic and Shadow and eventually adopt their own daughter: Lotus the Bearded Dragon. She is the crown Princess of the Sol Empire.

She's a spunky, adventure-loving, hopeless romantic like her momma Amy. While also being kept to herself, stubborn, and independent like her mother Blaze.

Much like her momma Amy when she was younger, Lotus has found herself infatuated with her best friend, Spark the Sable. Unfortunately for Lotus, much like Spark's dad, Sonic, the sable does not return the feelings.

Lotus has a companion Jade Wisp named Clover who likes to play pranks on people and helps Lotus (get into trouble).

[queenpanpan]

Pokemon Headcanons: The Bulbasaur Line!

* Capable of photosynthesis but also like to nosh plants they’re herbivores

* Momma venusaurs lay clutches of 4-8 eggies

* They smell SOO good all the time like fresh flowers and rain :)

* Bulbs and ivys aren’t that lazy but venusaurs VERY much are they be nappin

* Very affectionate and love snuggling with each other, other Pokemon, and humans :)

* They shed their skins every 6-8 weeks and they need help pullin out those nose bits like irl breaded dragons

* When they shed their flower also dies and reblooms

* Baby bulbasaurs are EXTREMELY clumsy and will fall over

* Especially when they get excited and start running they trip on they own feet </3

* Venusaurs can get LOUD if they want/need to thems can ROAR

* Pack animals fr they travel in large herds out in the wild

* These herds include a dominant male that protects the females and their babies

* When about to lay eggs, female venusaurs get visibly swollen tummies (again like irl bearded dragons they are very bearded dragon core to me)

* They chew very slowly like cows

* Go CRAZYYYY for berries especially the very sweet ones

* No object permanence they fail ball cup game </3

* I just see them being so stupid (affectionate)

* Like you point to the treat on the ground in front of their face and they’re just like HUH?! WHUH??

* They like to swim but only in fresh water as salt water is bad for their plant

I think that’s all I got!! I wanna try to do all the mons if I can! Also yes a lot of them are sciencey BC IM A BIOLOGY NERD GOT DAMMIT and we need to talk more abt Pokemon just being fuckin animals bc they are!!! They’re just fuckign!!!!!! Creechurs!!!!!

[countrymusiclover]

Ch 35 - Dragons in the North

Part 36

Fire OF A Stark

@dragonixfrye

“Sssh Rhae. Momma’s here. Just go back to sleep.” I shushed her holding her in my arms while she was having a terrible night of sleep. She hasn’t been sleeping as well as she used to a few months ago. I feared that she was coming down with something or that something was haunting her dreams.

The door to our chambers opened and then simply shut where I glanced over my shoulder hearing her clap her hands together giggling. “Hey there, Rhae. Did you miss daddy?” Jaime leaned forward kissing me before he tickled her belly taking her from my arms putting her down for a nap in the crib.

“I can’t believe she literally stops crying when you come back into the room. It just recently started happening and I don't know why." Slumping down in the chair in front of the fireplace Jaime tugged me up sitting down where I was then pulling me back down to sit on his lap.

He moved my hair from my eyes seeing that I had some bags underneath my eyes from lack of sleep. "I can tell you it's because she got used to being with me all the time while you traveled to the Vale. Give her time she'll grow out of it hopefully."

Laying my head against his chest I closed my eyes listening to his heartbeat. He placed his chin on top of my head just holding me while the only sound we could hear was the crackling of the fireplace. “I just want to go home. Be done with the battles and be happy like we were.”

“But this is your home, Lynesse. I mean you haven’t stopped talking about getting here for years. I don’t understand what is wrong now?” He asked me to tilt my chin up with his thumb where I was trained in his deep green eyes.

Dropping my gaze to the floor he was right. I have wanted nothing more than to be back here since the day we left. Yet there wasn’t the same feeling about it that there once was. “I can’t fully explain it but it’s just different. Even though it is my home it…doesn’t feel that way anymore.”

“I’ve already told you my home is wherever you and Rhae are. Just tell me where you want to go and I’ll make it happen, my dragon wife.” He declared making me focus my gaze back onto his. Leaning up I kissed him slowly moving one hand through his hair until he felt me smirking into the kiss. “What’s so funny?”

Breaking the kiss I moved my other hand over his bearded jaw thinking back to when he hated having it there. When we returned to Kings Landing he immediately got rid of it. “I must be honest that when you cut your long hair I was upset. Since I rather like it but now the beard goes with it quite nicely. You look like a real Northerner now.”

“So you’re intrigued by the Northern look eh. That's good to know. How would you feel if I got rid of it and got fat like Robert Bararethon?” He teased me burying his face in the crook of my neck moving his left hand down to my hip, making me squirm since I was ticklish there and he knew it very well.

I attempted to hold back a moan while he held me close to his chest so I couldn’t get away, not that I wanted to at the moment. “Jaime Lannister, you wouldn’t dare - oh seven hells!” Moving his face into my hands I crashed my lips onto his where he moaned moving his fingers underneath my tunic shirt until someone started banging on the door.

“Ser Jaime. Lady Lynesse. Lady Stark says she needs you on your dragon. There is someone approaching the castle with an army.” A guard explained before I climbed off my husband’s lap and he followed directly down into the stables. Jaime stepped back, remaining on the ground watching me climb on Joanna’s back shooting up into the sky. Scanning the northern area I finally saw what the guards were talking about. There was an army nearing the castle where I could see Jon riding beside the other dragon girl I had faced. She was coming here meaning he convinced her to fight the army of the dead.

Dropping back down on the snowy ground I dismounted her dragon back, running a hand over her scales softly. She huffed out some air meeting my gaze. Footsteps ran out to me where I saw Arya who was staring up at the sky in awe of the other creatures flying in the sky. “I thought you were the only one with a dragon, sis.”

“I once did too, Arya. I once did too.” I mumbled with Jaime walking up to stand beside me seeing a carriage pulling into the courtyard and to a stop. The door opened where I smiled rushing through the snow to greet my long friend and brother in law. “Tyrion!”

The dwarf lion opened his arms for me where I bent down on my knees embracing him in a long awaited hug. He wrapped his arms around me, closing his eyes, smiling when he noticed that his brother was there too. “I have missed you, dragon girl. I am curious to ask what about the baby?”

“It’s a girl and I - we named her after Rhaenyra. I’ll be sure to let you meet her later. And I can tell you for certain we have wine.” I smiled down at him, raising myself to stand again.

He clasped his hands together chuckling up at me. “Have I told you how much I love you, Lynesse.” Jaime and I chuckled with Arya moving over to check out Joanna up close. Nightfall had come over the castle where I slowly walked around the halls carrying my daughter in my arms. The halls seemed so familiar and if I closed my eyes a part of me swore that I could hear the older parts of my childhood.

Pausing in my tracks I heard Tyrion and Jaime talking in one of the halls with a large fireplace. They were both drinking while they talked. “I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it. Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?”

Jaime chuckled clinking his cup with his brothers. “To climbing mountains.”

“What's she like down there?” His little brother asked.

Jaime scrunched his face up in disgust at his question. Peaking my head into a crack in the doorway I saw his gaze had locked on mine. “What? That's not your concern.” I felt my face turn red a little at the question

“I haven't been with a woman for years. Give me a morsel.” Tyrion hit him on the arm.

Jaime scoffed before I pushed open the door turning in his chair seeing me. “You're a dog. There’s my girls.”

“I am the Imp, and I demand to know.” Tyrion waved his index finger at his brother when he pulled up a chair so I could sit in between them. “Lynesse, thank goodness. Please tell your husband to answer my question about your love life.”

Sitting down I shifted to cradle Rhaenyra in my arms. Glancing in the direction of my brother in law I scrunch my nose up at the mention. “Friends we may be, Tyrion. But I am never going to tell you how good your brother is.”

“I knew you’d fall for that lion, dragon girl.” Whipping my head around with my white hair falling in front of my eyes I gasped seeing the knight that was training Jaime to get better at sword fighting.

Tyrion paused, eying the man. “Ser Bronn of the Blackwater. Where's your drink? What are you-- What are you doing up North?”

“What are you doing with that?” Jaime and I both noticed that there was a crossbow in his hands.

Bronn pointed it in between the brothers taking a seat in front of the three of us. “Oh, this? This is for you. For both of you. Year after year, I've shoveled Lannister shit, and what do I have to show?”

“You're a knight, thanks to me.” Tyrion spoke up.

“Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack.” Bronn scoffed, moving the crossbow.

Tyrion got cut off by the swordsman. “Power resides where men believe--“

Bronn raises his tone. “Shut your mouth.”

“I'm just trying--“ The dwarf tried again.

He threatened him while I felt our infant steering in her sleep. She was sucking on her own thumb which was adorable to me. “I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you.”

“See, I don't believe you'd do that, after all--“ Bronn suddenly punched him where he grabbed his nose. Jaime and I both jumped to our feet where I moved one hand to the sword on my hip.

“You couldn't do it on your best day, you one-handed fuck. And your best days are long gone.” Bronn teased him, pointing the weapon at him. “Put your weapon away sweetheart. I don’t have any intention of hurting the baby.”

Tyrion tilted his head groaning. “You broke my nose!”

“I did not break your nose.” He responded back.

“How do you know.” The young Lannister asked.

The knight sat back down in his chair. “Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like. Now listen. Your sister offered me Riverrun. Nice big castle, good lands, plenty of peasants who do what they're told.”

Shaking my head I entered the conversation. “And you trust Cersei. You do realize that she has no allies right. I mean she literally has tried to kill me and my family on multiple occasions. The only reason I’m alive is because I have my own dragon. For all I know she would put my head on a spike if I didn’t have Joanna.”

“I knew your sister was dead the second I saw those dragons. Now, your army may be torn to shit, but I'd still bet on your Dragon Queen to win. And it just so happens I'm a betting man. If Cersei's dead, she can't pay up. Mmm, that's good. Of course, the odds change if the Dragon Queen's Hand turns up dead. Maybe a few of her top generals get picked off one by one. All of a sudden…” Bronn leaned back in his chair picking up a cup while taking a long drink. “As for you, dragon girl. I am very confident if one of them fails I have you to offer me something.”

Tyrion leaned up holding his hand underneath his nose seeing it had stopped bleeding. “May I speak?”

“Why not? Only death will shut you up.” He rolled his eyes.

“We made a deal long ago. Do you remember?” The dwarf reminded him.

His former friend quoted him looking from him then it was Jaime and I. I wasn’t in the interest of making deals anymore with anyone. “If anyone offered me money to killed you, you'd pay me double. What's double Riverrun?”

Tyrion declared. “Highgarden. You could be Lord of the Reach.”

“Highgarden? Are you mad?” Jaime glared at his brother not agreeing with him.

“It's better than being dead.” His little brother exclaimed.

Rhaenyra made some noises waking up and reaching for Tyrion’s beard since he was just in her reach. He made a noise when she managed to tug on the curly strands. “He’s got a point, Jaime.”

“He's not going to kill us. He wouldn't be talking to us if--“ Jaime cut himself short when Bronn fired the crossbow where I jumped backwards with a scared look on his face slowly looking at me.

He lowered the weapon. “The way I see it, I only need one of the Lannister brothers alive.”

“Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat.” Jaime scoffed, placing a hand on my leg since he didn’t really trust the guy with the crossbow now.

Bronn declared cocking the crossbow again pointing it at the dwarf before he got to his feet. “No? Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats. That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways. Highgarden. Give me your word.”

“You have my word.” Tyrion replied, still holding his nose.

Bronn got up exiting the room leaving the three of us in silence. Turning my head between the boys I didn’t have much to say except what we were all thinking. “He does realize that he just threatened a girl with a fully grown dragon. That’s not very smart for a betting man if you ask me.”

Comments really appreciated ❤️

[pepperdee]

TCoH Excerpts that make me happy (in no particular order): Dragon-Lizard Hijinks

“Look at the lizards,” Clove said to Rose. He pointed to some sunned rocks in the sea, where castelosas feasted on the algae and worms. As the argument between her parents and sister continued, she drowned them out by giving in to her curiosity.

Though they were far away, Rose knew what castelosa lizards looked like: bearded dragons but make them wyverns. Instead of traditional front legs, they had dragon-like wings. Bearded wyverns, Rose mused silently. There was almost a complete rainbow of castelosas: red, orange, green, blue, purple…

Clove waved wildly at the rocks. “Think one’ll ride on my shoulder?” he asked her, his thick eyebrows peaking.

“But why should I be sweaty?” yelled Lily.

Rose forced herself to only think about lizards. “If you ask nicely,” she said to Clove.

Clove cupped his hands around his mouth. “Hey! You!” he called. To Rose’s surprise, the purple one turned to them, his slender body pointing right at them. Clove perked up. “C’mere! Become my buddy!” The lizard tilted its head curiously. Rose elbowed Clove in disbelief. “Please!”

“Quiet yelling at the wildlife, Cadman!” scolded Momma.

The purple castelosa took off into the sky, swooping over Momma. Momma shrieked, Rose stumbled and ducked, Poppa and Lily dove out of the way, the nearby tourists scattered. The castelosa turned in midair, gliding back down at Momma, her hair mussed by the first attack. Momma shrieked again and bustled ahead in line to safety.

Apparently satisfied with its terror, the castelosa landed on the railing Clove and Rose were crouched by. Clove jolted as it climbed onto his arm and slunk around his shoulder, little red tongue sticking out of its lips like a marble. Rose’s jaw fell. It looked at her, perfectly circular pupil ringed by amber. How’d I do? she imagined it saying, probably.

A stillness fell on the surrounding area. The tourists all stared at the family in awe, exchanging mutterings in almost every language. Lily clung to the railing, legs shaking, face pale and green. Poppa had his arm extended in front of her, his other a fist, prepared for fire.

“What…just happened?” Poppa whispered.

Rose stared wide-eyed at Clove and the lizard. Up close, Rose could now see the little gold scales flecked on it. Rose blinked at the lizard. It blinked back. “Um…I…I think…” she mumbled but couldn’t come up with an answer. She didn’t expect asking nicely to work.

A huge grin split across Clove’s face as he stood up, pointing at Lily. “Aha! Gutsy is never wrong!” he declared, only causing more confusion. “Rose said if I asked nicely, it would come sit on my shoulder. Gutsy agreed. Now who’s stupid?” He crossed his arms proudly. Rose’s face fell to her hand.

“What the hell are you talking about?” Poppa said.

[serioussleuth]

Him hold.

[residualprism]

🐊Móðurgandr|ResidualPrism

⚰️21 . She/Her . Beardie Momma

🐲 Theme Song . Godzilla: King Of The Monsters Official Soundtrack | Mothra’s Song - Bear McCreary | WaterTower - YouTube

📍The Everglades

🌫️Head in the clouds

🕰️Eastern Standard Time

🗨️DMs (open)

🌫️ A sudden rainstorm and a growth of nature all around mark the coming of a Cryptid. After emerging from the ground, a creature with pupil-less eyes stands in front of you. She looks at you for what feels like an enternity, it calms your every fiber and makes you feel drowsy. A cast of moonlight curves around her, providing a comforting atmosphere. Her body moves with an animalistic grace and is wrapped in incredibly long robes. She carries a bearded dragon with her, you can only guess at the meaning of this. You look toward her eyes a final time; her face is one of contemplation. She lets out a low bellow, before calmly moving onward.

ART STATUS

💲Commissions Closed

💲Requests Depends

💲Trades Open

✏️to-do

[retroosquared]

So I wanted to send more than one picture. But here’s my bearded dragon Rex and my cat Mommas sunbathing together. They are sunbathing buddies 😌

coming this summer to a theatre near u.... an unlikely duo....

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Great Cult of Torpal.

Sorry this is so long. My group consisted of me, a high charisma and exceedingly handsome chaotic good half orc bard named Xavier, a jittery and nervous chaotic neutral tiefling rogue named Ell, a intelligent but spacey headed chaotic good elf Druid Victoria, and a chaotic neutral dwarf barbarism named Maximilian. We were given a mission by a local Countess to kill a dragon hiding in her mountains that controlled a large and pesky cult. Long story short, we somehow snuck through a camp of like 300 cultists and found ourself face to face with a great dragon named Torpal (Parks and Rec reference from our DM). The dragon was poised to set us ablaze:

Me: I roll to seduce.

Table and DM: groan…

DM: Fine. Depending on your roll you have to RP what you’re going to say.

Me: rolls a nat 20 and with my charisma it’s more ham enough. *ahem*

Xavier: “Oh great and handsome dragon. We came all this way from the countess herself to clear her lands of what we were told was an evil scourge. Now that we are here before you in this great chamber of riches, I am filled with deepest regret and reverence. It is clear to my eye that the most handsome and valuable item is you. Your eyes glow with the light, brighter than any gem, and the gold glistens on your scales in a way that’s more inspiring than any goldsmiths creation. You are clearly a most wise, gracious and handsome dragon.”

Table: *stares in silence*

DM: ….okay!

Torpal: “I thought to murder you and make a snack of your flesh, but clearly you have the silver tongue of a god. I’d like to see what else you can do with that.”

Max: *snerk, heh* Vic: *smacks dwarf and sssh’s him* Ell: *silently gags*

Torpal: *continuing after a glare at my companions* “For now, I will grant you safe passage through my cave and camp. *tosses a great gold emblem with a few runes and symbols* This will show all my affection for you, Silver One. It will show all my simpleton followers you and your… friends… are not to be harmed, and that your word carries weight. Wear it well. Return to me after you’ve told that lithesome countess we will not bother her any more.”

DM: you leave the cave and upon exit, all 300 cultist are wielding weapons ready to strike. When they see the symbol you carry, all bow. One approaches.

Cultist leader: “oh beloved of Torpal, Blessed by the Great Dragon, what is your wish of your humble servants?”

Xavier: “You are to no longer harm the innocents of this land. Instead, you will make your riches from slaying bandits, evil creatures, and those that seek to harm us. Also, as a reminder to all that live in these lands, you will leave small pieces of stinky cheese in hidden places throughout the towns and villages. That is all. Keep it real, yo.”

*we leave the camp*

Max: “Damn. Any tips for getting me a sugar momma dragon?”

Xavier: “washing your beard now and then would help.”

Max: “then I’ll be broke and single forever. At least I’m drunk.”

And that’s how my character ended up with a sugar daddy dragon boyfriend. The DM was completely thrown through a loop with it, but was awesome and created a major quest around helping Torpal and his Cultist with something huge. Much to the chagrin of my companions.

[skyyhii]

Day of fun

Woke up to that time of the month, but I wasnt going to let it bring me down! I ate a banana nut muffin for breakfast, and then I left with my mom, 2 sisters, and little brother, and went straight to the mall! When we got there we looked around a bunch of shops! I got 2 new fragrances from Rue 21, and 3 new piercing sets at Spencer's!

For lunch I got Chipotle! I ordered a bowl with white rice, half sofritas half chorizo, all the salsas, sour cream, and cheese! Once we got finished eating we headed home, and my boyfriend picked my little sister and I up!

He took us back to the mall to look around a while longer! He got me 2 more sets of piercing rings! I got me a new Cinderella wallet with the evil stepmother and 2 stepsisters on it and tiny squishmallows. We passed by one of my good friends, and we caught up for a bit, and it was really nice.

After the mall we went to Petland to look at the pets, and then to Gabes just to walk around. We got hungry, so we had dinner at Culver's. I just ordered some pretzel bites and cheese dip with a cherry Pepsi, and my sister and I coloured while we ate.

After dinner we went to Target and got a big squishmallow, and surprise among us characters. Once we were done at Target we dropped my sister off at home along with the gifts I got my momma, and went home.

I played with my bearded dragon, Greg, a bit with the inlaws, and then went down stairs and dropped my cherry pepsi, that was a crying fest for a bit, but now I'm snuggled up in bed from a fantastic day!

[leoswritingcorner]

bubby and zelda bonfire bonding moment!

They lay still under the vast sky of stars, and listen as the nightly chorus of crickets rings though the tall trees. By now, the fire that had roasted their dinner of hotdogs and marshmallows had dimmed, but still have enough flame to warm to the pot of moon milk that Zelda couldn’t wait to drink up.

Her small finger traces over the shape of a set of stars, “That’s Ursa Major, an’ right there is Ursa Minor,” she says, taking a peek to Bubby. Her father hums in interest and gives her a look to continue.

A shy smile crosses Zelda’s lips and she points to another shape of stars. “Draco. That means dragon,” She informs.

“Ya don’t say?” Bubby asks impressed, sitting up on his elbows, squinting at the stars. “You sure know your constellations, kiddo.” He says with a slight grin. “How do you know so much about them?”

Zelda’s arm drops. Her brown eyes hold a gaze to the twinkling lights above. “I got a space book from school. Momma n’ me read it every night,” she explains. “I’d sneak out and look for them at night. Especially when Duane would…” Zelda stops herself. She swallows hard.

Bubby sits up, and Zelda looks over in time to see him urging her over. Wordlessly, she crawls over and settles against his side. His strong arm settles over her, and any fear left within her, slowly fades.

“Momma told me the truth,” Zelda says, her voice so soft, it was almost lost in the crackling fire. “About you and her. She told me that she was scared. But…I always thought Duane was scarier than anythin’”

Bubby feels her tense slightly. “Kiddo,” he says gently. “You don’t have to worry about him,” he assures. Zelda smiles to herself. Ted and PJ absolutely saw to that. “An’ you ain’t gotta talk about it if you ain’t ready…”

Zelda rubs a hand over her cheek, where a fading bruise still colors her pale skin. “I…” she begins, but nods. There was too much to say, too much she didn’t want to relive right now. Because right now. She was safe. She had her father.

They fall into a comfortable silence, and Zelda lays her head against him. “Dad?” She says softly, her voice almost lost in the crackle of the fire.

Bubby feels his breath catch at the name, and looks to his daughter. Her wide brown eyes catch a spark that’s reminds him so much of Luann. “I think you’d look way cooler with a beard,”

Bunny’s laughter carries through the air and Zelda’s joins in.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #322

“you will hear it when your god cries  /  you will see it when the sun dies  /  upon the altars of change”

What is your favorite nickname that you’ve had? "Bee," from my old best friend. I don't want others calling me it, though. Where did you go on the best date you’ve been on? A big arcade. It was a super fun double-date. Have you ever gotten a professional massage? No, and I don't want one. It'd be so awkward. What’s your favorite milkshake flavor? Chocolate. What act would you be most likely to perform in a talent show? I got nothin'. If you had braces, do you wear your retainers still? I don't. If you had braces, have your teeth moved since you got them off? Yep, because of the whole "not wearing my retainer" thing. Whose was the first baby shower you remember attending, and for what baby? I'm unsure. Possibly my sister's for her first daughter. Do you know anyone personally who’s lost a child? Many people. When was the last time you did something that felt like rebellion? So every now and again, I get a massive craving for soda at night, so I grab one from the kitchen and can hear my sleeping mother rightfully nagging me about it, haha... What is one present you got for your last birthday? Ashley got me this really cool skull bank that says "tattoo fund" on it, aha. I love it. What is one thing that you took to show and tell as a kid? I have a clear memory of bringing a Snorlax plushie one day. Do you remember losing your first tooth? Not my first, no. Are you afraid to pop a balloon? Not really, but it's kinda easy to make me jump just a lil bit when one is popped. When was the last time you laughed when you shouldn’t have? I don't know. Which was better: the first The Lion King or the second? That is fucking HARD. I adore both, but I think the original is slightly better. Do any of your grandparents have a tattoo? I'm pretty sure none of them did. Do you believe that your pets feel love towards you? My cat, definitely. As for my snake, I'm aware that snakes' brains simply aren't developed enough for love, but she clearly trusts me. Are you proud of your body? Fuck no. I'm humiliated by it every waking moment. Watermelon or cherries? I don't like either, but if I had to pick, watermelon. Favourite brand of cookies? I don't really have a favorite brand. Have you ever stuck gum under a desk/chair? No, that shit grosses me out. When shopping at a grocery store, do you return your cart or just leave it? Return your goddamn cart. What is one thing you’d never want your parents to find out? Uhhhh. I guess places I've "done it." When you were little, did you like Dr. Suess books? I did. Do you like eating out at restaurants? Yeah; at least, before Covid. What was your least favorite year of your life so far? Fuck 2016 into the next millenium. Do you like fried bologna? I haven't had it in so long that I don't really remember the taste. I think I would. Have you spent money on a game online? Yeah, very briefly with WoW. Mom was nice enough to refresh my subscription after the breakup (Jason paid for it prior), but from then on, I was rich enough in-game to use monthly game tokens to "pay." Do you put a line through your "7"s? Yes. What about your "Z"s? Also yes. Do you like cold pizza? Yeah, yummy. Do you like broccoli and cheese? Yessss. Toaster or toaster oven? We've always used a toaster oven. What are you most known for? Being artsy, I guess. Do you have any reputations? What are they? *shrug* What was the last thing to leave you speechless? No clue. What is the curviest part of your body? Well, I'm overweight, so it's difficult to tell where I'm naturally curvy... but I guess my hips. Even when I was at a perfectly healthy weight though, I don't think I was exceptionally curvy anywhere. What is your opinion on sex change? You are entirely deserving to feel comfortable in your own body. If you’re still a virgin, how important is your virginity to you? I'm not, though I thought I was when we were together, when we were really just using a loophole. It was a denial thing BECAUSE my virginity was so important to me. If you have lost it already, do you regret it? No. Would you take a break after graduating from high school (like, postpone going to college for a year or so)? I didn't. What regret keeps coming back to haunt you daily? Things I said to Jason. If you could cure yourself of one allergy, what would it be? Pollen. Would you ever post a picture of yourself crying on social media? No. Have you ever held a newborn baby? Yeah, my most recent niece I actually held. I don't THINK I held Aubree or Ryder as newborns because I was so afraid of not doing it right and hurting them. Do you know anyone who has twins? Yeah. Are you following in the career path of any family members? No. What is your favorite country in Europe? Germany. How many times have your comments been top comments on YouTube? A few times. I rarely ever comment, but if I do, it's because I feel like I really have something worth saying. Would you ever wear a wig? I'm not opposed to it. Do you like the moon or sun more? The moon. Do you like turkey or ham more? Ham. Have you ever slapped someone’s butt? Yes. Do you think dimples are ugly? I think they're cute, actually. Have you ever deleted Facebook friends for a significant other? No. Have you ever spent the night in jail? No. Do you consider yourself a good kisser? I assume I am from experiences. Do you watch Pewdiepie? Not anymore, no. His current content doesn't interest me. The most recent thing I watched was his playthrough of The Last of Us 2, because I adore the first game and definitely wanted to see him play the sequel. I think he's pretty funny and have no personal issues against him, though then again I am so uninvolved in the fandom that I have no idea if he's done something stupid again. Do you like "Despacito?" Haha, my mind went to The Dark Den's bearded dragon before the song... I'm not a fan of it, no. Did you ever color your hair pink? No, but I absolutely want to dye it pastel pink one day. :( I even edited a picture of me "testing" different hair colors out, and pastel pink looked suuuuper pretty. Do you drink energy drinks? No, they're too strong for my taste. Do you have any subscribers on YouTube? I don't now how many I have, but I know it's below 100. Do you have a Steam account? Yeah. Have you ever played Five Nights at Freddy’s? No, but I enjoy the franchise. I'm not totally clear on all the lore, though. Do you like religion? Quite honestly, no. Do you swear in front of children? No. What is the next craft you are going to make? There's no telling. I don't really do crafts. What was your favorite Backstreet Boys song? Maybe "The Call." Favorite *N Sync song? I don't remember enough of them, at least not right now. Which of those two bands did you like best? The BSB, baby. Do you learn choreography easily? When I danced, I'd say I learned at a fairly average pace. What’s your favorite candy to receive on Halloween? Reeseeeeeee's. <3 Do you have a bobblehead? No. Have you ever had a lead role in a play? No. Have you ever been insulted or called names by a significant other? No. I wouldn't tolerate that shit. What’s your favorite movie battle scene? Oh man, idk. Maybe something from Troy, though I honestly barely even remember the movie by now, haha. Have you ever been to a same-sex wedding? No, actually. Who takes care of your pet(s) when you’re out of town? Hypothetically, one of my sisters would come to feed and water Roman and clean his box. I'm certain I couldn't talk either into spraying Venus' cage, though... What was the last thing you wrote down on paper? Some group work during therapy. Did you have a Walkman when you were a kid? No. What’s your favorite recipe you’ve come up with? Oh dear, I don't make those. Do you like celery? Yuck, no. By what age could you swallow pills? I dunno. A normal age. Do you like to drink alot of water? I need to drink more. :/ I've gotten better, though. For years, I literally never drank water. How I even survived, idk. How many times have you gone fishing? Countless times. Ever been to a roller-skating rink? Yeah. I loved having bday parties there as a lil'un. What do you refer to your mother as? (Mom, momma, mommy) Mom, Ma, and Mama. Have you ever swam in the ocean? Yeah, multiple times. What is the last movie that made you cry? I think the remake of The Lion King. What would you like to swim in other than water? Nothing? If you could uninvent one thing what would you chose? Damn, just one? Maybe cigarettes? Have you ever read someone's diary? Absolutely not. I respect people's privacy. Have you ever played in a waterfall? No, but that'd be dope. Who has inspired you the most in your life? Probably Mark. Is there a place where everyone who lives near you tends to hang out? Idk. Teens sure do love to hang out at Sonic, though, reving their stupid fucking trucks. Does your alarm clock wake you with music, or with an annoying buzz sound? Music. Did you make it all the way through the Oregon Trail game? Yes; I was obsessed with those as a kid. Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Which one are you more scared of? I feel like being alone with a tiger would scare me most. Though let's be real, I'd probably try to pet it. Have you ever changed your favorite color? From what to what? It was originally red, but then became pink when I actually understood it was its own color. Then it was maroon forever, and now it's back to pink. On a scale of 1-10, how competitive are you? Eh, 4-6? It depends on the situation, I guess. At what age did your have your most memorable birthday? My 21st, because I was in the psych hospital for it. Yes or no: Guys in skinny jeans? Yeah, man. Yes or no: Girls with dreads? Some people can pull it off. Have you ever attended a themed b-day party? What was the theme? Oh yeah, plenty. Do you have any Eminem on your iPod/MP3 player? I do. Has anybody ever given you a promise ring? No. What do you think about putting ‘spinners’ on cars? So long as they're not too distracting, I don't care. Do what you want with your car - again, so long as it is not disruptive. What celebrity do you wish would have a big comeback? I wish poor Britney Spears could catch a goddamn break and be happy again. She's a legend that doesn't deserve to feel like a puppet. Were you outdoors or indoors more as a kid? I'd say there was a pretty even split. Do you or have you ever owned a horse? No, but I LOVE horses. Have you ever had a relationship that began via text? (weird, I know, but it happens…) Most of my relationships started through a text message. Did you believe in unicorns as a small child? I don’t think so. Would you ever date a guy with longer hair than yourself? Yeah; I have short hair anyway, and I also like long hair on guys. Do you watch the show Wizards of Waverly Place? I used to love that show. Have you ever been to the rainforest? No; humidity aside though, that would be so amazing. Bats are not spooky or are they? I think they're precious. Do you like the song "Womanizer?" I sure do, actually. Do you like ice cream cake? Not really, but I'll eat it. Do you know how to change a tire? Nope. What kind of headphones do you have? Just cheap earplugs. Do you experiment a lot with new looks on yourself? No. What were some fun experiments you did in science class as a kid? Dissecting a frog was my favorite, and doing the same with an owl pellet was also very cool. What was the last strong emotion you felt? Guilt. I lied to get out of group therapy early because I was just NOT feeling it whatsoever that day, and I hate lying. Do you use dry shampoo between washes? No. Have you ever lived with someone you didn’t get along with? No. What types of animals have you had as pets? Jeez, what haven't we had... We've had cats, dogs, snakes, rats, gerbils, a rabbit, hamsters, lizards, fish, guinea pigs... Hell, I'm probably forgetting one or two. Can you name three good things about your most recent ex? She's so creative, a real advocate for proper reptile education and appreciation, and very kind. Name three bands/artists that you hate. Uhhh The Talking Heads, Bob Dylan, and The Police. What’s the best memory you have of your father? Playing softball with him in the front yard, and when he taught me to ride a bike. Should tattoos be meaningful? You get a tattoo for whatever reason you damn well want. I don't plan on all of mine to be meaningful. Some stuff I just want because I think it's cool. Are you afraid of the dark? No. Have you ever been through a trap door? No. What's the most recent good news you’ve heard? Hm. Who was the last person in your family to have a baby? My older sister. When’s the last time you used the microwave? Last night. What’s the worst thing in your life right now? Financial struggles. Have you ever owned a tire swing? No. Does anyone you know own a bird that can talk? No. Have you ever been someplace tropical? Yeah, Florida. Have Jehovah'ss witnessess ever called to your door? Yep. when was the last time you went to mass/church? I have no idea. It's been many years. Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? Thank heavens no.

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Take Flight

HAPPY NATIONAL BIRD DAY

(its a real thing) 

 @too-much-jonerys / @lareinadecorazones​

IT IS I. your most secret of santas. Here to bequeath you this fic. 

Ho. Ho. Ho. 

In all seriousness. I hope your holidays were wonderful. I wish you the most sincerest of New Years. The Warmest of Candlenights. The Most Presidential of Presidents Day’s. And Birdiest National Bird Day. 

Here is the FIC> 

And Here is a Teaser.... 

She smiles at her daughter, stepping forward and wrapping her arms around her slight frame. Kissing the young woman’s forehead gingerly.

“Happy Name-day Rhae,” she whispers, squeezing her tight before holding her by the shoulders. “Are you ready to fly?”

The answer is short and sure and spoken with a smile that radiates pure joy.

“Yes, Momma.”

Momma. So many people had called her mother. Mother of Dragons. Myhsa. Titles and honors she earned. But to hear it from Rhae’s lips always fills her heart beyond capacity.

“Then call them,” she urges, gesturing out to the sea.

Rhae beams, turning around in her arms out to the horizon, her shoulders relaxing beneath Daenerys’ palms. Big blue eyes slipping closed, as she peers through Dawnfire’s.

“Where are they?”

“Out at sea. They’re chasing a pod of dolphins. They’re fast. Drogon is frustrated they keep diving down.”

The thought touches a smile to her lips. Imagining the enormous dragon being outsmarted by a noisy fish.

“Call them home.”

Rhae seems to blink without ever opening her eyes and a moment later she hears it. A roar. Two roars. Loud and strong and echoing in the empty air.

She feels his presence next to her. Her husband slinking his arms around her waist and resting his chin atop her braids. Its instinct to lean back into his arms. Instinct to let him hold her weight for a few moments as she untangles the knots of anxiety in her belly.

“Are you sure she’s ready?” he whispers. His beard tickling her ear.

Licking her lips, she turns and rests her head against his shoulder. “She says she is and I fear that if we wait much longer she’ll go off and do it on her own.”

“If she hasn’t already,” he grumbles.

“Don’t worry, Jon Snow,” she chides, turning in his arms with a laugh. “The last thing our daughter needs is her father brooding on her name day.” It draws a smile from him. The skin around his eyes crinkling as his lips pull tight. “Besides... “ putting her hands to his cheeks, “We were born for this.”

His shoulders shake with a small laugh as he pulls her tight and kisses her. A hard and sudden kiss that devolves into something slow and sweet. She’ll never tire of his kisses. Not these ones. The ones that convey all the emotions he too often struggles to put into words. Adoration. Pride. Love. So much love.

“Ewwwww… Papa Stop!” Aemon shrieks in disgust. His small round faced pinched as if he’d bitten into something sour.

Jon lets out a hearty laugh. “I think someone disapproves, Dany.”

“Noooo,” she teases. “I just think someone else wants mama’s kisses.” Leaving Jon’s arms to scoop up her son and shower his face with kisses that he squirms and kicks to avoid. And then Aemon freezes and she does too. Because a deafening roar echoes overhead and a dark shape hides the sun.