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swordsonnet · 11 months

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okay i lied, i am going to be talking spoilers (because i have no self-control, and i've seen other people share spoilers in the magnus protocol tag, so i assume it's fine?). assorted rambling thoughts on the premiere under the cut:

-ngl "rusty quill presents... the magnus protocol" made me so emotional

-ah yes, a civil service data entry job that has you working night shifts for no discernible reason. that's not ominous at all

-i love the new characters already! they all have such interesting personalities and relationships with each other, can't wait to see how they'll be developed in further episodes. colin is probably my favourite so far, we stan a grumpy IT guy

-speaking of colin, i'm glad we've got a scottish character this time! i love TMA to bits, but it had a lamentable lack of scottish accents

-alice is so much fun as well! i love how jonny described her as a "tumblr shitposter par excellence"

-sam is such a sweet guy, but i'm sure he'll be introduced to The Horrors™ soon enough... although maybe he already was! he seemed to be familiar with the magnus institute, and just like the trailer, this episode also hinted at something traumatic in his past that led him to join the OIAR. probably something to do with those dubiously ethical child psychology experiments...

-i hadn't even considered what OIAR would sound like spoken out loud, and it's so awkward lmao. really doesn't roll off the tongue

-i kinda ship alice and gwen now tbh. i'm getting prime "workplace nemeses to lovers" vibes from them

-okay, let's address the thing everyone's probably thinking about: i'm not sure how to feel about jon and martin's - sorry, chester and neil's - involvement in protocol. (i mean, it's not 100% confirmed that it is jon and martin, but it seems pretty likely.) like i've said before, i would have preferred to keep the ambiguity of their original ending, but on the other hand, this could be shaping up to be a really interesting plotline. plus, y'know, i've gotten pretty emotionally attached to these characters (*gestures vaguely at my ao3*), so i wouldn't be opposed to seeing them again!

-i guess the guy alice nicknamed augustus is going to be jonah magnus, then? that idea is just so funny to me. imagine being trapped in a computer with your boyfriend (who stabbed you) and your evil boss (whom you stabbed)

-i really like the vibe of the new "statements"! i particularly enjoyed the forum entries, i always appreciate the use of unique formats to tell a story. it reminds me a little of analogue horror, though of course it's the exact opposite of analogue - you could call it digital horror, i suppose? anyway, much as i loved the more traditional horror story structure of the TMA statements, i think it's super exciting that they're branching out and trying new things with protocol. looking forward to see what else they'll come up with!

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp vague #tmagp spoilers #tmagp premiere #the magnus protocol spoilers #the magnus protocol vague #vagueness protocol #(<- saw this one in the magnus protocol tag and i really like it)#i'll probably have more thoughts after i've listened to the premiere another 50 times (as i no doubt will)#this isn't exactly *vague* per se but i've put the tags for blacklisting purposes #hope that makes sense

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theforgottenmcrmy · 3 months

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live reactions to house of the dragon season 2, episode 4

spoilers beneath the cut

Starting off with Ghost Hunter Daemon (TM pending)

More young Rhaenyra!!!

OMG

Nah is this HOTD or a f’ing psychological horror film?!?!

Just how long has Daemon been hanging out in Harrenhal?

Poor Oscar’s face at Daemon’s suggestion😂😂😂

Are we getting Bloody Ben this ep?👀

Rhaenys can see Corlys in Alyn’s face. 100%.

I can only hope Corlys’s affair happened before he was with Rhaenys. They truly seem to care for one another.

Funny how last Lord Velaryon goes from fully supporting Rhaenyra to referring to her as “that woman”.

SHIT, the stone dragon’s head falling off- freaking foreshadowing…

Alicent, idk if I’d be asking questions you’re not sure you want the answers to.

Alicent using moon tea after having her own affair with a the Captain of the King’s Guard. Young Alicent would be rolling in her grave.

Finally, Corlys get some control here.

See, Criston Cole could at least be referring to Rhaenyra as “Princess.” Calling her “the Whore of Dragonstone” so publically speaks volumes about his character.

“You’re not fit for the white cloak.” Lord Darklyn spitting out FACTS.

“Yours will come in kind.” DAMN RIGHT IT WILL. And it can’t come soon enough.

Cole avoiding Harrenhal because he knows who’s waiting for him there 🤭

“That castle is more crippled than I am, Your Grace.”😂😂😂

Aegon is definitely echoing Joffrey here, with wanting to know exactly what his council knows and has been up to.

Ooo, Aegon vs Aemond seeds here…

“The two of you have been plotting without my authority?” Yes.

Between last episode and Aemond speaking Valyrian here, they must be feasting👀

Aemond speaking Velyarian with ease, Aegon not so much…

Aegon’s a monster, don’t get me wrong, but objectively speaking, I have to feel for someone in his position. He’s an actual puppet. He didn’t want this, but they made him take it. And now that he has it, everyone’s trying to take the actual power from his hands. You almost have to pity him.

Bruh if Alicent is pregnant I stg…

Larys is such a creep, I cannot. Matthew Needham is so great.

What in the awkward love triangle is going on here…

I’m calling it right now, somehow, some way, Larys is going to play a role in Criston Cole’s death.

Alicent doing research to verify if Rhaenyra was telling her the truth😭😂

Some editor out there PLEASE use Alicent’s speech here about “the significance of Viserys’s intentions died with him” years from now, when the series is complete. It will hit so hard.

Like, I get Harrenhal is haunted and Daemon is being targeted, but I just find it a bit difficult to believe that he truly is just *hanging out* and getting haunted instead of more actively trying to meet with lords and get soldiers. In my opinion, i think the writers are asking a tad bit too much of the viewers here. Have Daemon make progress during the daytime, only to be haunted and have setbacks at night. We’ve been led to believe he hasn’t been able to actually accomplish much at all yet.

How’d he know she was a strong?😂

Alys is a cat playing with her trapped mouse Daemon.😂

Maybe Alys is really Larys’s daughter. They both have a knack for creating chaos and taking advantage of whatever situation they find themselves in.

Willem Blackwood?!?! As in the young boy who slayed the Bracken at Storm’s End during Rhaenyra’s tour all those years ago?!?!

Lmao, the Blackwoods hate the Brackens so much, they’re really out here asking Rhaenyra and Daemon to finish off the Brackens first and THEN they will pledge themselves to her cause.😂😂😂

Aegon, this is a small council meeting, not a minstrel gathering for your entertainment.

Lmao, the frat boy king’s guards shoulder checking each other.

Aegon: I’m the king.

Alicent: … OK? … and?!

Alicent trying some tough love parenting, too bad she’s about 10 years too late.

Ser Gwayne is really like “I did NOT sign up for this, wtf?🤨”

Goodness, episode is already more than halfway over and we’re just now seeing Rhaenyra😅

Jaceeee, that is your MOTHER. I’d mind your tone.

Good, we want the Rhaenyra who means business. 🔥

Rhaenys😭😭😭 I’m already tearing up and she’s only just volunteered to go to Rook’s Rest. I will not survive this.

Rhaenyra telling Jace about the Song of Ice and Fire 💔

PLEASE, Rhaenys’s head gear being reminiscent of tiara- stoppp.💔💔💔 QUEEN.

I’ll probably say this every episode, but the music always slays. ALWAYS.🖤

Chills. And we’re only just starting.

Vhaegar was like, “oh, not yet? Fine by me.”

Cole really should have pursued a career in public relations instead with that little speech.

Idk if I can even watch this, because of the dragons suffering… the visuals, the sounds. it’s too much. I don’t think I’ll be able to rewatch these parts again.

Aegon realizing he was caught in the collateral damage…

Noooo, Rhaenys, you could have fled😭💔

Lmao, all the ground fighting just stops to watch the dragons fight instead.

Night night Cole.

Rhaenys having a SECOND oppurunity to flee, and yet not doing so…

You can tell she knows how this ends😭

Rhaenys, going out like a true Dragonrider… just like her beloved daughter always wanted for herself.

It was very rough seeing the dragons go at each other, but I’m comforting myself with the fact that Meleys and Rhaenys went out with each other, and that neither had to truly outlive the other.

Cole seeing just how replaceable he truly is. It’s what you get. *middle finger*

Will Cole have a moment here? Maybe rethink a lot of his life’s decisions? Or will he learn nothing from his very close brush with death?

OMFG. I WILL NOT BE CONVINCED AEMOND WOULDN’T HAGE ENDED AEGON IF COLE HADN’T BEEN THERE…

Wow, Cole actually preventing a kinslaying. It’s been a longggg time since he’s gotten a point in the good column.

…

Overall, I’m honestly a bit distraught from the events. The battle was very well executed, don’t get me wrong, but also was extremely tough to watch/listen to.

And just life that, the season is halfway over already😭

“Bend the knee to ME, or your house burns” THAT’s why the trailer with that audible clip was so rough sounding…

Regent Aemond is coming… don’t get me wrong, he’s crazy, but he’s playing the long game. You have to give me points for that.

#house of the dragon #house of the dragon season 2 #HOTD #HOTD 2

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itbmojojoejo · 8 months

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Do you have a favorite gifset you have created so far? 👀

Hello lovely anon! I do have a couple of gifs that are my favourites, thank you for asking, even if I do feel awkward tooting my own horn/showing off my stuffs.

For the HOTD its these two pretties from when I started playing around with gradients and mask layers - I'm particularly fond of Aegon's I adore it. OH and this Alicent & Rhaenyra gif!

and more recently I played around with colours after rewatching Blade Runner 2049 because.. I just love colours alright? And I am mesmerised by the yellow set...

(couldn't find it in gif finder so yeah I'm reposting but it's fine bc it's my own gif.)

I would love to do more colour gradient/rainbow sets of films/shows but get worried no one wants to see it/cares for it BUT I am working on getting rid of that mind set, I need to trust and follow my own creative flow more often...anyway this was long winded lmao xo

#i really do love colour theory and cinematography and all that so if anyone wants to shout about it with me im here #thank you lovely!#asks #mojogifs

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xthescarletbitch · 11 months

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Hey! Thank you so much for your comments and compliments on my brainrots🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰 i cant thank you enough!❤️❤️❤️❤️

I have some brainrot for kara too!

Ok so bottom! Kara would def love slow vanilla sex. Being slow is a tease to her it almost makes her impatient.

Bottom! Kara loves her titties sucked

Bottom! Kara is not too loud but also not too quiet in bed. She is trying not be loud for alice to see but also wanting you to hear her.

bottom! Kara is the type to kiss you as much as possible. Not just the lips but anywhere on your body.

Bottom! Kara is careful not to hurt you so she grips the sheets instead.

Bottom! Kara loves it when you gently bite her ear.

Bottom! Kara gets aroused at the eye contact you make when you give cunnilinges.

Bottom! Kara has sensitive thighes. Hence why you gave her hickies down there. It is also a safe place for alice not to see.

Top! Kara would try to get her fingers as deep as possible in you. With consent ofc! I can imagine how fast she is at fingering you. She keeps on going at it even when you cum.

Top! Kara would ask you if you are ok everytime she sees tears in your eyes. She is concern of the possibly of hurting you but she doesn't have to worry about that becuase you always cry in pleasure.

Top! Kara would ask you what you want everytime before ya''ll make love. She wants to please you always.

Top! Kara would always check up on you during sex. Always reassuring you 🥺🥺

Top! Kara moans at the horny state you are in.

So far thats it. What do you think? 🥰🥰🥰

you’re so welcome! i appreciate you sharing all your thoughts with me. they’re AMAZING. i’m still working through some of them. 👀

also, FUCK YEAH FOR KARA BRAINROTTTT. i’m expanding. 🤣 this will contain 18+ content.

i don’t think about bottom!kara as often as i should… though i am in agreement that she 100% enjoys slow vanilla sex. i’d love to see her face go from one of subtle longing to “please. i can’t take it anymore.” then you just give her whatever she wants. she takes care of you so well, so now it’s your turn to take care of her.

and i feel that when she does get her titties sucked, she loves any marks you can leave behind (of course, those that she can hide pretty well—saving her from awkward conversations). she just shivers at the thought of your mouth on her. and on that note, your titties are also getting sucked. she will put her mouth all over you while you take care of her—just as her way of being gentle and showing her love for you (because she’s not always gentle, lmao).

kara would be the type to grab your shoulders to pull you closer so she can moan and groan right in your ear, ensuring that you can hear all of it. you’re doing a fantastic job, and she must remind you.

as you say, she doesn’t want to hurt you by gripping you hard enough to leave marks, so she opts for the bedsheets. she’s also okay with holding your hands if that’s an option, especially when you give her slow and sensual strokes… fuck, does she love that. you can even up the pleasure by leaning down to nibble at her ear, an act that gets her even wetter.

eye contact while eating her out is always necessary, as is placing so many kisses all over her thighs (another instance where she just loves to be marked, and as you’ve already stated, to avoid those awkward situations where others may see). mouth marks aren’t the only marks left down here, either. you find yourself gripping her hips hard to keep her in place as you work your tongue on her in a ferocious way, just wanting to eat her up like she’s your last meal. she may love the gentleness of sex with you, but you can’t help yourself when she tastes that good. however, you do take your time to savour the meal.

and when kara tops. she really does try her best to be gentle, but it doesn’t always work out—she can get feral. when she’s fingering you, you know her fingers are as deep as they possibly can be, always brushing against that particular spot inside of you that makes your back arch far off the surface she has you pinned to. and speed-wise? oh yeah. she’s fast. i’m talking one hand pressing down on your lower abdomen as the other pumps in and out of you violently, tears starting to brim at your eyes as you feel your peak come closer and closer…

she’ll slow down a bit, not to be a tease, but to check in on you. she knows that you’ll tear up in pleasure. still, she has to make sure that you’re doing okay and that she’s not actually hurting you. after getting your verbal consent, she’ll continue, coaxing orgasm after orgasm out of you, reminding you just how good you’re being for her, how you’ve earned this.

and she absolutely is all about doing what you want! while she does love to be in control of most situations, she wants to give you precisely what you’re craving. she also loves to see just how horny you get for her, and as you say, even moaning at witnessing it. that’s why i find kara so top!coded because, like, she would totally go feral after seeing just how much her partner needs her.

this was totally self-indulgent. i love me some kara. 🥰

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toririvas · 2 years

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first time listening to superpowereds year 1! welcome to the live blog, to be updated as i get through it.

I'm listening to the graphic audio version, if that matters.

Let's begin, I'm starting the liveblog on chapter 4 because I figured it was a good idea to document it. Also, it's a slow work day. Sue me.

First chapter is good at getting me intrigued. I have to say Vince is a solid protagonist, and his VA is fun. I just imagine him as a silver haired Miles Morales, 12fps and all. I'm intrigued with Nick because I goddamn love these types of characters. (If you've ever seen me tag stuff for Ike, you'd know.) I heard Nick and I'm immediately like, Nick Furcillo from supermassive games' The Quarry? Pretty hair, pretty face, and praying that's all you notice kind of boy. Tboy swag detected as well, I may just be projecting a little for him tho. Herschel... oh, I pick him up in my ARMS. I have a thing for the sweethearts, I really do, and I have a character that's kind of similar to him (always left to clean up the messes). The dynamic of him and Roy is. Well, it's sure a hell of a thing. Speaking of Roy, holy shit dude, chill. I get it, though, he's the literal representative of ego, blah blah- stop bullying your headmate>:/. MARY. Mary I am going to stare at you. Oh my god. I love weirdgirls. They have such swag. Hyper powerful weirdgirls? be still my beating heart. And, Aelwyn Aberna- I mean, Alice Adair... She's cool. I like the mean girl archetype. It's a vibe. I hope she goes feral like Regina George becoming a jock.

Okay, onto the actual plot.

Okay, it's a program to turn Powereds into Supers. I got that from my dad's summary and the back of the book. Cool.

Nick gave me vibes from the start. Why are you like this. I can tell you're sad, weirdo. Vince having clothes and a bed and being weirded out by it is heart wrenching. I didn't get what Herschel's deal was when I first listened so I just sort of accepted the Shifter thing. Alice is neat, Mary is weird. Cool. I've got the dynamic.

Combat training! That's typical, the placements make sense but the rule of five and the not being able to challenge the top five is... Weird? I guess the rule makes sense but not the waiting until the end of the year thing.

New side character, Sasha Foster. Speedster. Roommates with a Julia? Fun. Punky vibe. That's fun. She's into Vince, that's neat.

I'm skipping around a little because again, starting this late

Wow, Roy is a cunt and a half. That mf is friends with Mitch (NPCs) in another universe, I can feel it. Lmao, get stronger without your powers is his arc. Got it. Solid.

Did he... Charm someone into getting him into the bar? Does he have a fake ID JUST FOR HIMSELF? Insane.

Goddamn, going back to Casino night for a second, obsessed with the weird mind games of Nick and Mary. Like. He's so fucking weird. What's with his journaling? Why'd he delete it? The fucking sunglasses??? Is this some kind of fucking Mr. Spender moment (shout out to the 1 other Drew Hayes/Paranatural fan, who I am pretty sure does not follow this blog).

Poor Hersch and the damn mornings after. I hope he gets to be liked by someone genuinely.

Okay, back to chapter 4, will report back with thoughts.

Vince is awkward. We love this. Graphic audio funneled kiss noises directly into my ears. Disgusting.

Roy plans to fuck him up but hail mary, it's Mary. And she thinks Hersch is nice, so she's threatening Roy. Good for her. Holy shit, by the way, she's so scary. I'm in love for real. I just see her in my brain as kinda Allison Reynolds, kinda Lydia Deetz, kinda Eleven in terms of aesthetics, but she's Rose Lalonde in scaring the fuck out of people. God bless.

Wouldn't Herschel being officially classed as Super mean he has control over Roy appearing? Why isn't he forcing Roy into going/taking control when he doesn't do what's best for the host body? Anyway. Roy has a challenge now, let's see how this goes.

Chad stomped him, as I heard in the audio sample. Fuckin nice.

Midterm, huh? Okay. Twenty page paper and an ethics project. Interesting. Pairs? Nick and Alice, lmao. I think they're bitey at each other. That's hilarious.

Vince and Will. Cool! Everest is their project.

Hersch and... Alex the Jedi! Okay cool. The more I listen to Alex talk the more I'm like *Donald?*

Nick and Alice are fun. Love that there's jazzy music whenever Nick's brain is in focus.

Will has a twin, Jill. Wow. Okay fun. Will is a support member! Neat.

Jill vs Sasha. Sasha wins! Speedster makes sense. Fast healing, probably? Decent recovery.

Chess again. Hersch is getting better. Nice. Herschel is her rook, Vince is her bishop, Alice is her knight, and Nick is her king. Obviously, she's queen. Alice is so interesting. I hope they become girl best friends.

Girls day!

Movie night boys!

Vince: I'm gonna leave!

Mary: no you're fucking not.

AHA HE DOES HAVE A FAKE!! GOD. Alice is going to make plans. She has decided it. She has DECIDED it. Shut up, Nick, you *know* you wanna go to Halloween with her. Nerd ass.

Nick, flippantly, in the beginning of the book: Mary I have /trust issues/

Nick, upon realizing she was taking that as a personal project: well fuck me running.

Alice... Oh my god nobody's ever stood UP for her. She likes Mary!

Back to studying. Nick and Alice. Yeah. They have this "I know you"/"I refuse to be known" dynamic that flows both ways. They're getting together I'm calling it. Calling it!

Globe, huh? Big traitor? Alice's father is his old teammate? Fuckin SWAG

Alice is opening up? Nick is doing it in return? Fucking knew he didn't have parents tho. Motherless behavior, Nicky.

Defective? Oh, Alice...

Movie night. Uh. Will and Jill, Sasha and Vince. Uh. Zombie movies. Video store? When is this fucking set ???

HaLLOWEE- "Roy was either an ancient gladiator,or a male escort catering to a very specific fetish" i CACKLED

Nick's got some fuckin eyes. I know he does. I don't know what's wrong with them but this Strider mother fucker ain't flying under my radar.

Oh shit, okay, Michael is gonna attack Vince outside. That's not a blatant use of his power or anything. Feels...weird man.

Nick is being a hilarious wingman. Pft. "You realize there's no girls in earshot, right?" "yea them hoes be shutting us down." Wild.

Thomas? Okay, new guy shut this shit down. He's cool. He's a stickler. That's important for later.

Alice would be friends with Adaine Abernant. God. I love her. Autism wins again.

CHAD IS GLOBES KID? yep.

Coach wants to talk to Vince. I looove this. Scared of his own strength. Poor bishop. He has the Eyes! The Paladin Eyes! I say a lot about DH character archetypes but that man makes paladins I want to *love*. I've never met a paladin by him I DIDN'T love.

Vince's dad went to this school? Cool.

Updates to the Dean from Numbers.

Edit to add I think my last addition got deleted. Whatever. Started Nick's backstory flash. It's official, I love the cynic. Happens every time.

#meliveblog #melodys mumblings

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rockstarrat · 4 months

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ABOUT ME

Hey, I'm Alice. I'm 15.

I am bisexual with a preference for girls, and I am also bigender. (he/his/him/her/hers/she).

I like video games,,

• the last of us (mainly the second game because I love the characters so much)

• god of war

• call of duty: black ops (zombies mainly)

• resident evil (the remakes + biohazard and village)

• detroit: become human

• the walking dead games (minerva's lowkey wifey)

I like some alternative music, I like rock (mainly old rock), old pop, old every basically since modern music fucking sucks. Uhm, my favorite like, thing ever is Deftones. JT music, The Neighborhood and JXDN are cool too though. 🤍

Personality wise, I'm usually chill. I think. I'm pretty short tempered, I can be mean, I'm blunt, but I can also be nice I guess. I'm paranoid, and it takes me a long time to trust people. I have borderline personality disorder, paranoid personality disorder, a few other things. Too many to list. I'm also really emotional but not so much as a crybaby, I just get frustrated and angry easily. I'm weird and obsessive, I hyperfixate on things all the time lmao.

I'm also awkward, so if you want to be friends I might sometimes not answer, not because I don't care but I can get afraid to say the wrong things. I'm a great listener if you ever need to vent or someone to talk to.

I love reading, writing, sleeping, video games and music. I LOVE knives. I have a guitar that I'm learning to play. I like skateboarding but I'm still learning. That's all I can think of for now. (:

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foofygoldfish · 6 years

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meeting the family part 2! part one is here

aka: the rye family barbeque, the infamous runny mac n cheese, and jacob builds some shelves.

somewhat abrupt end, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (apologies to anyone on mobile, this is long)

Mary May was amazing at telling Alice when things were happening: for example, the bartender had known about the Rye family barbecue for weeks, but only told Alice the morning of, while Alice was eating breakfast after Pastor Jerome’s sermon.

Now, Alice was sitting in her truck at the end of the Rye's driveway, trying to work up the nerve to actually go to the barbecue. She knew Mary May would be there, and Pastor Jerome, and, well, the Ryes, but… She still didn’t want to go and deal with all the ‘Oh what have you been doing’s and ‘Oh you’ve grown so much! How old are you now?’s from the people who knew her dad.

She almost turned to leave when a familiar car parked behind her. Sheriff Whitehorse climbed out, followed by who she thought was his daughter and her twins. With a sigh, she slid out of her truck and waved at him.

“Hey, Sheriff.”

“Alice!” The Sheriff smiled at her, and then grunted in surprise - one of the twins had run up to him, trying to drag him towards the barbeque, the other close behind. “I’ll… See you there.”

His daughter laughed, moving to walk next to Alice. “They’re excited. Nick said he’d take them up in Carmina.”

“Carmina..?”

“His plane. You’re new here, aren’t you?”

“Yes and no? I grew up here, it’s just… been a while. Forgot the Rye’s named their plane.”

The other woman nodded. “Oh, right, you’re… Alice, right? The new recruit. I’m Erin. I’m in the day shift.”

“Yup.” Alice nodded, listening to Erin ramble on about the department and the town, and then froze in place at the end of the driveway when she saw the full extent of the barbeque. It seemed like Nick had prepared for everyone in the county to be there, and most of them had actually shown up. People were streaming in and out of the hangar closest to the house, most carrying plates loaded with food, and Nick… Was nowhere to be seen. She could see Grace, though, and her dad, hugging the wall by Nick’s arcade machine, and the Fairgraves had assigned themselves to the food - Mary May and Drew watching the buffet line, their mom at the bar (only punch and beer it looked like, much to Alice’s disappointment), and their dad… Somewhere. Probably by the grill, critiquing whoever was cooking there, if he was anything like he used to be.

Erin tapped Alice’s shoulder, and pointed in the direction of the runway. “I’m gonna go find Nick, I’ll let him and Kim know you’re here!”

She sighed. There were so many people here. None of them peggies - or at least, the ones that wear the cult’s “uniform.” It was weird, really - pretty much everywhere she had gone since arriving back in Hope County, there had been a peggie or five or ten. The general store (buying, of all things, toilet paper - she had laughed at that, you would think the cult would go to Costco or something for that), the bar (demanding the Rye’s stop selling liquor), the gas stations… Everywhere. This was nice. Normal.

Logically, she knew she should go and mingle, but honestly? Being around this many people in Hope County was weird. Instead, she placed her bowl of mashed potatoes on the table next to Mary May, and slinked off to lean against the wall. She spotted who she thought was Nick, giving piggyback rides to one of Erin’s kids while being chased by the other, and laughed, before feeling a wet nose press against her knee. Looking down, she saw a grey and white dog looking up at her, tail wagging at what seemed like the speed of light.

“Hey! Sorry about Boomer, he’s a little excited today.” A blonde woman walked up to her, grabbing the dog’s collar. “Lots of kids spoiling him! I’m Rae-Rae.”

Alice bent down to pet Boomer, then looked up at Rae-Rae. “You own the pumpkin farm, right?”

The other woman nodded. “Yup. Been in my family for decades.”

“I loved going there when I was a kid!” She grinned, then laughed as Boomer plopped down, begging for a belly rub.

“You’re a local?”

“Yeah, grew up here. Just moved back.”

Rae-Rae smiled. “Hope to see you at the farm this fall!”

“You bet! I miss good old-fashioned pumpkin patches.” Alice nodded, laughing as Boomer darted off to say hello to someone else. She waved as Rae-Rae sighed, following the excited dog.

It didn’t take long for the Sheriff to come up to her, forcing her to introduce herself to the people of Hope County, those around her age in particular - there was Elizabeth, the self-proclaimed “Horse Girl,” Stella the lumberjack (who protested that name - she made a point to tell Alice if she wanted fresh eggs, her chickens laid the best in the county), a “proper” introduction to his daughter and grandkids, and so many more.

She liked people, yeah, but… There was no way she was going to remember 90% of the names. Or faces. Both of those together? Absolutely not.

“So. You look as miserable as I feel.” Alice leaned against the wall next to the eldest Seed brother, carefully holding her bowl of food. “I mean, I like all the people here, it’s just… A lot. And I’m fu..freaking tired.” Jacob snorted. At her statement, or at her remembering she shouldn’t swear around toddlers, she wasn’t sure. “Well, at least someone brought mac n’ cheese. Everything’s better with mac n’ cheese.”

She looked at Jacob, and then out over the crowds, missing the momentary flash of worry that came over the man’s face. Nick was in a heated discussion (? hopefully.) with John about… Something, Joseph and Faith were sitting at a picnic table outside, eating and talking to Erin (she’d have to ask her about that later - she either had the patience of a saint or was genuinely interested in what the two were saying), Elizabeth and Stella were off playing fetch with Boomer while Rae-Rae ate, and… There were still a lot of people who she didn’t know. At least the Sheriff had stopped introducing her to people - he was a few beers in and telling stories to a group of kids that had gathered, with full sound effects and arm motions. Distracted, she took a bite of the mac n’ cheese.

“Oh, god.”

Jacob looked at her.

“This is horrible.” Alice blanched, setting the bowl down on the table beside her. “It’s an insult to mac n’ cheese everywhere. It’s like… Soup.”

“Is it that bad?”

She raised an eyebrow at him. “Do you want to try it?”

“...No.”

“Yeah. It’s that bad. I almost want to find who brought it and teach them how to make proper mac n’ cheese.”

Jacob chuckled. “Are you really that insulted?”

“Yes!! I have a lot of feelings about mac n’ cheese. It’s not hard to make, you just --- Oh god.” She gaped at Jacob. “You brought it, didn’t you. I mean, it wasn’t here when I got here, and you guys were the last ones -- Shit.”

He laughed again - Alice took that as a sign that the man wasn’t insulted. Thank God.

The conversation was easy from then: talking to him was so easy, not something she would have guessed from his gruff appearance.

“Hey.” Alice looked over at Jacob. “Do you… Wanna get outta here or something? I mean, it looks like your brothers are pretty, uh, distracted right now --” She looked over to the airstrip, where Nick and John’s debates had turned into a full-on literal flying competition, “So we could go into town or something, not like…”

“Sure.”

Alice looked at him, startled. She didn’t think he would actually say yes, but then again, he seemed like the type that would like parties like this. “My car is here, or --”

“Let’s…” He looked around. “Let’s walk. Need some air.”

“Oh. Sure. Uh, I’ll just drop my keys with Mary May. She can bring it back for me.” He nodded, and Alice darted off to find Mary May.

Her friend was standing on the outskirts of the crowd, shaking her head at her brother’s enthusiastic cheering. It took her a moment to catch her attention - the noise from the planes overhead was so loud - and when she did, she dragged her to a nearby tree.

“What?” Mary May looked at her, raising her eyebrow when she saw Alice’s expression. “What did you do.”

“Uh, I haven’t done anything yet, but --” She took a deep breath. “I might be doing something stupid?”

Mary May rubbed her forehead, sighing. “How stupid?”

“Uhm, can you drive my car home?”

“Alice.”

“Please?”

“Why aren’t you taking your car?”

“Uh, I’m walking back?”

“By yourself?” Mary May frowned when Alice shook her head, “Who are you going with?”

“Uhm… Jacob?”

“Jacob….?”

“Seed?”

“Fucking hell, Alice.” Mary May grabbed her friend’s arm, turning them away from the crowd. “What the fuck are you thinking?”

Alice shrugged. “Uhm. I’m… He seems --”

“Don’t say it.”

“He’s not as horrible as John?” Alice winced. “I know, I know that’s bad but -- I’ve been talking to him and --”

“You were - how long were you talking??”

She gulped. “Like, two hours? You were busy, and I don’t really know anyone, and we started talking before I really knew who he was and --”

“Alice. You --”

“We’re just going to walk back to town and, I dunno, I’ll give him a tour. Of town. I just don’t want to walk back.” Alice squirmed under Mary May’s gaze, “Look, I’m not going to do anything --”

“Alice!!!” Oops. “I wasn’t thinking you were going to -- god, please don’t fuck him. Please.”

“I promise!! Can you please just bring my car back? Uh, and my bowl?” Mary May squinted at her, then gave her a slow, reluctant nod. Alice hugged her, shoving the key in her hands. “Thank youuuu. I can pick them up from your place or whatever, just let me know when you get home!”

Turning towards the driveway she parked on, Alice saw Jacob leaning against a tree.

Silently, they walked to the main road together.

This was a mistake.

This is a mistake.

Why do I feel safe?

I’ve heard the rumors, I’ve heard of what he can do - why do I feel safe?

They chattered aimlessly as they walked to town - it was a surprisingly long walk, just over an hour, with stops by the stream and to watch (too-friendly, too at ease around humans) deer.

Jacob told her stories of his family - happy ones, silly ones, a story of John trying to teach Joseph to fly, of Jacob taking Faith hunting. Alice told him about trips around the Southwest with her brother, misadventures from college, all the weird pieces of Americana she saw on her drive back to Hope County.

He laughed when, after finally arriving at her house, he saw her tiny little mini cooper.

“Shut up!” Alice groaned. “Look, my brother drove with me, we took turns with the moving truck, it’s --”

“That thing won’t last the winter.”

“My dad’s old truck’s at the shop.” She nodded her head in the direction of the mechanic’s shop, shrugging. “I fucking hate driving it, but…”

“It’s proven?”

“Yeah. I guess. Mary May laughed at me too.”

“The bartender?”

She nodded. “Yeah. We’ve been friends for years. As long as I can remember. Her folks live - well, they all used to live next door. She told me they had issues with the house so they’re all above the bar now.”

Pausing at the front step, Alice turned to Jacob. “Uh. Do you want to come in? We could, like, uh… The creek’s nice to walk --” He shrugged. “Oh. Okay. Uh. I have two cats.”

“And?”

“Uh, I didn’t know if you’d have an issue with them. They like meeting new people.”

Another shrug. Taking a deep breath, she opened the door. She could hear a soft pitter-patter from upstairs turn into a small stampede down the stairs, and she almost pulled Jacob inside before the cats could make a break for it.

He seemed amused.

That… Was a good sign? Possibly?

Her cats liked him, too - also a possible good sign. The little assholes loved to rub up to people, begging for pets and treats (she wasn’t kidding when she told Jane that Data thought he was a dog), then, after time had passed, they’d show their actual opinion of the new person.

Jacob did pet them - that was a good sign. Crookshanks was happy with her chin scratch, and Data wove himself between the man’s legs.

“Do you, uh, want something to drink? Or we could watch a movie or something - and fuck, sorry about the mess,” How did she forget about that? Boxes everywhere, piles of stuff that were half-unpacked…. “It’s been a busy few days, I was going to do some more yesterday, but my sister hijacked my plans and made me go to that thing out at the Teller’s, and uh…”

Was that a smile?

It was close, at least.

“Do you want help?”

Alice’s eyes widened. “Uh. I mean, if you want?”

Another shrug.

“...Do you want a drink? Only really have water right now but.. Uh…”

A nod, then a glance at the box next to the tv.

“Oh. Uh. If you want? They can go on the shelf right over there. Uh. I’m going to grab… Yeah.” Alice ducked into the kitchen, taking a deep breath as the door swung shut behind her. Fucking hell - this isn’t where she expected any of this to go.

She thought he’d leave after they got to town, chill at the cafe or something until his brothers or one of the peggies picked him up.

Helping her unpack? That wasn’t even on her list of possibilities.

Reaching into the fridge for her water pitcher, she spotted the beer her brother had bought - she thought Caleb had taken it with him, or taken it over to Staci’s house when he visited his old friend, but… Huh.

“Hey, do you want a beer?” She poked her head through the door, holding the bottle up for him to see. “I mean, I can’t guarantee that it’s good, but I might have some liquor in my food box if you want that too, I’d just have to dig…”

“Sure.”

“Beer?”

“Yeah.”

Silently, she handed him the bottle, smiling when she realized that he was alphabetizing the DVDs, then went back to the kitchen to make a drink.

It may have been insanely awkward - but honestly? This was going better than she expected.

Maybe she could talk him into helping put together a bookshelf upstairs? Worth a shot, at least.

He did.

The fucking bookshelf was done. Alice thought she would have bribe one of her brother’s old friends, or maybe Mary May or her brother, but… This was easier.

There were a few jabs at the lack of tools in her house - in her defence, it was just a quick jaunt over to her family’s shop, she didn’t really need to keep tools here too (he disagreed) - and at the amount of stuff she had stuffed into her brother’s old bedroom-turned-storage-room upstairs, the amount of cat toys that were already spread around the house... He was funnier than he looked. Dry humor, but still humor. It worked for him.

The two of them were sitting on her bed now, watching a movie that he’d chosen, both working on their drink of choice.

Her sister would be horrified.

Or not, she thought, if she is fucking John fucking Seed. Though she’d probably think it’s… Not proper or whatever.

She swears - her contempt for her sister had nothing to do with her leaning over and kissing Jacob.

It was a factor - but really? He’s cute.

She’ll never see him again.

No consequences, right?

Jacob kissing her back wasn’t something she really expected - it took a minute, he definitely wasn’t expecting this, but… He did respond.

It moved fast from there - his hand moved to her lower back, then slipped under her shirt -

She should stop him.

But she didn’t.

It wasn’t an emotional night, really, almost a stress-relief thing.

Him spending the night was… Definitely not expected.

Leaving without a word while she was in the shower, though? That was.

#far cry 5 #jacob seed #deputy alice riley #mariah writes stuff #~impled smut #and emotional shit #because i am just as awkward as alice lmao

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ghostypetrainer · 2 years

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Two questions I'm not certain haven't been answered yet regarding Nobori but also genuinely can't search through the tag for because... It's a big tag.

1. Whats his mom's reaction to meeting Chandelure? Nobori left the house with one ghostly ball floating behind him and he returns with two. One of which knew him during his past life. Not even the one he's been slowly remembering since he was young but one he's only been starting to recall since he left the fucking continent. Will Chandelure be spoiled during visits to the.... In-laws? I don't know how that family relation is labelled but in-laws has that sense of suddenly having an already distinct new family branch added so that's kinda my first thought

2. In the Ultra version of the Au (and I hope I'm not misremembering anything here, it's been a hot minute since you made it) Nobori just straight up picks Akari up from the past, right? Is Irida anywhere close during that time because whenever I remember how awful Nobori is with the heat, I literally imagine him with Iridas animation where she fans herself and I just wanna picture them standing next to each other, sweating in absolutely normal temperatures

Sorry if I got any details of the aus wrong, it's just so many at this point that I genuinely am never sure if I remember stuff correctly or am mixing up separate aus.

You have made.... So.... So... So many.... Many of which are different versions of the same aus... Or mixes of the concepts of two different aus... And holy shit do i love it but also holy shit can it become confusing at times

We're just having fun here at ghostypetrainer dot com, and that means AUing to the max! That's not a word but it is now.

I think Alice absolutely loves Chandelure- and all of Ingo's Pokemon, really! These were her son's precious partners in his past life, and if he was anything like her son is, she knows that they were extremely important to him and very well cared for! She especially loves Chandelure, bc you know... ghost type, and she's a ghost type researcher lmao. Gourgeist also loves Chandelure. Drifblim, Gourgeist, and Chandelure all in a circle exchanging the hottest gossip.

(If she could somehow meant Gliscor, she'd love it too, but alas...)

And as for the Ultra version... yeah, Nobori does literally just warp into the middle of Jubilife Village to pick up Akari. Ultra Wormholes are so handy when you can control them! Thanks Solgaleo! But Irida isn't actually around at the moment... which doesn't mean he doesn't see her before he leaves. Of course he does! It's initially an awkward meeting, bc damn is it a weird experience to have your Warden die and then come back as a weird blue child from another dimension.

But lmao... they'd probably both agree on the heat. It's a normal day with mild temperatures, but they're both sweating. Ugh. Why is it so hot here. If anything, Ultra Megapolois is probably a little colder than the Icelands!!

#asks #reincarnation au #reincarnation au (but put it in ultra space)#just three ghost orbs gossiping about their trainers past and present #submas

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nightcolorz · 3 years

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Poorly describing my versions of the Gotham rogues:

Joker: “yolo” in its most dangerous form, def is writing a slow burn enemies to loves fic about him and Batman. Gay and homophobic 💯 The other rogues don’t invite him to pride celebrations anymore cause he’ll keep calling people slurs “as a joke”. Him and Edward have longterm beef, like schoolgirl levels of petty drama.

Harley Quinn: would describe herself as a “girlboss” unironically while committing heinous crimes. tweeted “clowns aren’t funny” after breaking up with Joker (ended up causing a huge scandal). The OG “I can fix him” girl. Is sort of the rogues free underground therapist (god knows they need it) cause they can’t get professional help without being sent to Arkham.

Poison Ivy: Breaking News: Cottagecore lesbian commits mass murder cause her plant wilted. She’s what republicans think environmentalists are. Would get in a fist fight with that vegan teacher cause “plants have feelings too”. Has beef with most of the male rogues, supports ‘kill all men’ without realizing it’s a joke (she prefers ‘kill all humans’ but figured she had to downgrade because the Gotham city sirens are humans technically).

Cat Woman: “OH NO! It appears I’ve gotten stuck backwards in the bank vault step-Bat 😏😏😏😏😏😏, looks like I’m not stealing any more diamonds today 😰😩”. Mad respect for Selina, she just wants diamonds and bat dick, no tragic backstory or complex motivations needed. I personally like to headcanon her as wearing a straight up cat costume (ears and a tail like a true furry) cause it’s way funnier to imagine a sophisticated rich woman dressing up as a cat to steal shit than whatever bullshit DCs up to these days. Trans catgirl supremacy 💎👍

Scarecrow: That one guy who gets angry at people because “Halloween costumes are meant to be scary 🤬😡😑😒”. Doesn’t even attempt to express emotions, is the human embodiement of this emoji: 😐. His presence is more jarring than threatening, his intimidation levels are somehow underwhelming and overwhelming at the same time. The other rogues have collectively decided that he’s asexual under no assumption other than that they don’t want to imagine Jonathan having sex. Overtime Jonathan has become basically fearless (he smokes his own fear gas like vape just to feel something). Jonathan and Harley became good friends when they both worked in Arkham, their dynamic is surprisingly wholesome.

The Riddler: Didn’t get hugged enough as a child and is now making it everyone’s problem. Would hold a bank hostage to show Batman his third grade spelling bee medal. Is the only autistic rogue that gets accommodations in Arkham because he won’t stop bugging the guards. FTM trans ofc (his names Edward Nygma for Christ's sake). He ran away from home at seventeen and faked his own death (his deadname is legally dead lmao). Uses the terms “alpha, beta, and omega male” unironically.

Two Face: “Yeah, I mean, I didn’t wanna blow up the orphanage either, but Y’know the coin said-” The other rogues talk to Harvey as if he’s constantly at his breaking point, which is half true. Harv is a stone cold mf, he’s the rock that’s holding Two Face together tbh. Edward calls Harvey and Harv Jekyll and Hyde cause he’s that original. All the rogues have at least a sneaking suspicion that Bruce Wayne is batman and use Harvey as their little primary source (being ex besties and everything), until they find out Selina and Bruce are a thing of course. No matter how much evidence he’s faced with Harvey will never accept Bruce Wayne is batmam, he’s not ready to consider that one of the only positive people in his life has been duking it out with him this whole time.

Penguin: He’s the rest of the rogues chill gay gangster uncle I don’t make the rules. The iceberg lounge is like the Batman villain equivalent of The Central Perk from friends (aka: its their default place to hangout). Oswald always makes a fuss about them not making reservations ahead of them but at this point it’s just performative. Everyone’s 99% sure Oswald and Edward fucked at some point (Edward always makes a show of flustering Oswald when he needs a loan). Ossie always takes care of the others belongings when they’re in Arkham (he has a special place in his heart for Jonathan‘s crows).

The Mad Hatter: I love Jervis lmao he just really likes Alice in Wonderland and that’s a valid ass villain motivation 👍. One of the smartest rogues but doesn’t get enough credit because of how childish he is. He dresses in kids clothes, not just because he wants to but because he’s small af and can’t fit in shit. In public while the rogues are undercover Jervis usually wears a beanie or a baseball cap (he’d get spotted instantly if he wore his usual, but on bad days Jervis can’t bear to be without a hat). Jonathan and Jervis play chess a lot together in Arkham, and frequently engage in intellectual discussion, Edward tends to be a piss baby when Jon encourages him to do the same, he’s not ready to accept the reality that Jervis can match his intelligence.

Killer Croc: Waylon has a surprising amount in common with Jonathan, they share southern solidarity. He doesn’t travel out of the sewer often so the rogues will occasionally come to visit Waylon there (Edward always makes sure to complain loudly about the smell). Will show immense affection and loyalty to anyone who treats him as human (poor guy just needs a friend ☹️).

Mr Freeze: Literally just dead inside, someone give this poor bastard a hug. Victor stands as the most awkward rogue, he‘s sorta like the odd one out. The other rogues don’t interact with him that often because he’s sort of a party pooper. He’s the straight friend on thin ice, haha get it. Mr Freeze is my sisters favorite Batman villain because she thought the ice puns were funny in Batman in Robin, little does she know I’m embarrassing myself on tumblr in her glory.

Music Meister: So many of the Gotham rogues have horrible childhood trauma and Music Meister is just like “people bullied me for being a theater kid 😩😭💔😔”. In all honesty he’s iconic, in my au universe thingy I have him join the dork squad latter on and he sticks out like a sore thumb for a bit. I feel like him and Jervis would really hit it off though (mind control buddies, ha), although Jervis would always get him to sing Alice in Wonderland songs. In Arkham they have him wear a dog collar thingy and zap him when he sings, he gets bullied for that lol. anyways I’m sure I could make more of these, but it’s 2:20 am and my mind went blank. If y’all liked this I could always put more au headcanons out (I have A LOT)

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ourlittlebitofnothinguniverse · 3 years

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i can't believe i almost forgot to make this post oh my god okay

so!! last night while in call with @leezardweezard i came up with a twilight au for the joaks and i cannot stop thinking about it so i need to share it or we will both explode

the points will be under a readmore cuz it'd be kinda long if not

au where edward and bella have switched places

-they're still the same people personality wise but edward is charlie's son and bella is now a cullen, they have literally just swapped places and roles

-bella was still meant to be with rosalie but did not want to be with her

-she totally helps her kill those men though

-she's hooked up with alice (jasper does not exist)

-since the literal only thing stopping her from jumping edward's bones from the start was the fact that he would not touch her like that until marriage, she would not hold back in the decades before meeting him esp being w/ alice

-edward is now the awkward pale lil meow meow that came from arizona to live with his dad in forks

-jacob and edward were childhood friends and they have a thing for each other

-when bella hits the scene jacob is jealous at first tries to posture and stick up for edward's honor or smth and bella is just like "we can share tho like what if we shared i'd be cool w/ that"

-poly bi queen tbh

-jacob is not a huge fan at First but warms up to it slowly (during the tent scene is when he fully accepts it)

-edward doesn't wanna be a vampire which throws a bit of a cog into the works but then

-because of the james fight, the cullens decide that they should leave for edward's safety ripping the happy couple apart

-edward starts doing stupid shit to die cuz he's like "i can't be without her" even though he still has jacob

-alice thinks he dies

-bella starts doing her own stupid shit subtly trying to get caught as a vamp so the volturi have a reason to kill her but she is also trying to stall a bit to see if he's truly dead bc she's hoping it was a bug in alice's vision

-the volturi catch wind and similar scene where eddy boy gets there as she's on trial

-they are intrigued and put pressure on her to turn him or they will wipe them All out

-eddy boy has already changed his mind anyways bc being apart from her had him like "damn i don't wanna live without you so if i have to be a vampire to be with you i guess i'll do it"

-they still get married right out of highschool for both love and volturi pressure

-it's a triple wedding, legally on paper it's just eddy and bells but jacob is also part of the ceremony and alice and her are already married so she's just there

-jacob and bella standing on opposite sides while charlie walks edward down to give him away cuz it's funny

-the pack gives jacob away

-the cullens give bella away

-it's very croweded lmao

-they fyuck after marriage cuz eddy boy would still not want to until then and jacob and bella both respect him enough to wait

-imprinting is a SHIT mechanic but FOR the sake of the universe it is what allows him to live immortally SO for that reason and THAT ALONE

-we're still bending the rules a bit

-he imprints on BOTH of them the first time they have sex together

-like jasper, there is no renesme she does not exist

-HOWEVER if she was to exist it's because bella was turned when she was on her period so, like with how edward's sperm was frozen bc the man never rubbed one out in his decades of death and thus it was preserved, so was a single (1) egg. but again i am looking away she does not exist i have only considered this because i think that's REALLY funny mechanically

-jacob still has that scene to show charlie his wolf form bc i think it's a really funny scene

#twilight #twilight au #twilight but funnier #twilight but okayer #i think this is so funny #i need you all to know i'm insane

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roguish-gallery · 3 years

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Oh! I've got one--hear me out: An Alice-in-Wonderland (Alice-themed, specifically) vigilante who, when questioned by Batman about their supposed "connection" to The Mad Hatter, they just kind of look at him like, "Whomst?" Somehow, they never even knew Jervis was like, someone who existed, much less was a prominent villain in Gotham City! (Pt 1, I'm so sorry I just need to get this out akjgekjglgeg)

(Pt 2) And when they do finally meet him, their initial reaction is just, "Hm! Sorry, but I would like no affiliation with villains, thank you very much! Have a nice day!" They're very polite to him in passing, but also rather short with their words, and make excuses to end their (slightly one-sided) conversations as abruptly as they can. Not out of rudeness, just an awkward, "I am not a villain, and also I am very shy" kind of mannerism. (If that makes any sort of sense, ghkeljglkhglk thank u)

Ayyeee Lmao you got it! Part 2 is here

Jervis Tetch + Meeting a Very, Very Oblivious Alice-Themed Vigilante HCs!

He’s excited at first! A new hero? Specifically a new Alice-themed hero? Oh, be still, my beating heart! He must meet them, this would be the encounter of a lifetime! Would they become enemies? Friends? Lovers???? Only time will tell.

Wait, why are they looking at him like they don’t recognize him? What? What the fuck?

Seriously??? Are you kidding me??? They live here and they haven’t heard of Jervis??? Several state laws have been made because of him!!! Schools in Gotham are encouraged NOT to read the books because of him!!! What kind of vigilante are they supposed to be if they don’t even know the law???

Jervis is heartbroken- to think that he was foolish enough to believe that you could have been close. He has decided that you are a fake fan, and that they’re his new archnemesis- Batman, Ragdoll II, and the Walt Disney Corporation have all been knocked down a peg.

Those “one-sided conversations?” that’s him chewing them the fuck out. Get off of his property!!! Get out!!! Shooo!!! Fake-ass fan. If he’s not grilling the vigilante over the most inane, obscure piece of Alice trivia, he’s going on a tangent about how much work he’s put into making Gotham into his personal Wonderland and that they’re making things more complicated than they have to be.

The new vigilante starts to become well-known throughout Gotham, but only because other villains recognize them as “the person that the Mad Hatter really, profoundly hates.”

Everyone is fascinated- what exactly did they do to piss Jervis off so much? It's nearly impossible to get him to hate someone.

#jervis tetch #mad hatter #headcanons #dc headcanon

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all-my-love-for-harry · 4 years

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Watching Twilight with Harry.

summary: y/n forces harry to join her in her Twilight marathon.

word count: 1.5k

warnings: none! just tons of fluff

a/n: alright, folks. here’s the result of me going through my Twilight phase again. Enjoy! also, i should turn into a series watching tv with harry lmao

You can find the rest of my masterlist here

*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･:

Life was full with guilty pleasures. It could be a movie, a TV show, a food, even a celebrity. Y/N’s guilty pleasure was Twilight. She wasn’t sure why, but there was something about those movies that made her feel all blissful and excited, like she was a teenager all over again. And she enjoyed that.

Enjoyable things was exactly what she needed in order to not lose her mind during lockdown. Two months in and Y/N thought there was nothing else she could do that she hasn’t done already, so it was safe to say she was starting to feel a little trapped

One afternoon, Harry was out getting groceries and some other things they needed for the house and Y/N was just chilling in the living room, waiting for him to come back. As she scrolled down her instagram, she received a message from one of her cousins. It was just an inside joke about how they thought vampires were so cool when they were younger, and as she giggled, her brain clicked.

I wanna watch twilight. She thought.

Without giving it a second thought, Y/N turned on the TV and searched for the movies on Netflix. Deciding she’d watch the first one, she got comfortable on the couch before pressing play.

You see, everybody would agree the first movie of the saga was poorly edited and overall not that great, and although she’d cringe a lot during it, it was hilarious to watch years after it went out.

Y/N was so into the movie, almost drooling over Robert Pattinson, that she didn’t even hear Harry open the front door. “Babe?! I’m home!”

Harry’s voice snapped her out of her focus on the movie. “In the living room!” she answered. The curly-haired man gave her a dimpled smile before running upstairs to take a quick shower. Every time one of them went out of the house, they’d strip out of their clothes and take a shower in one of the guest bathrooms as a precaution.

He came back around twenty minutes later to put the groceries away and after doing so, he went to the couch and left himself fall next to his girlfriend making a ‘plop’ noise. “What are you watching?”

“Twilight.” She said, not taking her eyes off the screen but moving closer to Harry. He wrapped an arm around her shoulders, letting her fingers play with his hand without paying much attention.

“The one about the vampires?” He chuckled.

“Yeah, did you ever watch it?” she finally turned to look at him. For a split second he thought about teasing her about watching cringy 2008 cliché movies, but he noticed the way her eyes were light up with excitement, so he decided to shut up.

“I watched the first one, but because of Gemma.” He said. “But never watched the other ones. There’s other ones, right?”

“There’s five of them, and we’re watching them all.”

“Are we now?” He asked, squeezing her a little.

“You just said you’ve never watched the rest, you bet your ass we’ll watch them now.”

“Ugh, fine. Just because I love you.” He cupped her face with his free hand, forcing her to look at him. He planted a sweet kiss on the top of her nose before letting her eyes focus on the screen again.

To be honest, Harry couldn’t care less about what they were watching, but what he did love was the comments Y/N would make during it. She’d throw jokes, make fun of the character’s choices or mannerisms and while some people find it annoying when a person couldn’t shut up during movies, Harry happened to love that about her. He thought that without those little comments here and there, he’d die of boredom.

“Edwards is so cute!” She nearly squealed. “I swear to god he was like, the love of my life when I was fourteen.”

“I think I like the Jacob guy better.” He stated.

“No, you don’t. He gets annoying in the next ones so be prepared.” They kept watching in silence, until Y/N’s favorite scene came out. “God, this was such a cultural reset.”

“Babe, they’re playing… baseball.”

“Iconic.”

Harry couldn’t help but laugh at the last scene of Bella and Edwards dancing at prom. “Holy shit, that’s awkward babe.”

The first movie ended and Y/N was quick to put the second one and this time, Harry paid a little more attention because he hasn’t seen it before.

“Oh my god, why would he throw her to the freaking wall when he could’ve just pushed the other dude out of the way.” He said.

“Am I right? That was so dramatic.”

They reached the scene where Edward leaves Bella alone in the woods after he told her he didn’t want her anymore. “But he was lying right?”

“Yeah, he did it so she’d forget about him.” She said. “But homegirl was depressed. I swear there’s nothing more Twilight than having life changing conversations in the middle of the woods.”

Y/N cuddled closer to Harry, wrapping one of her arms around his torso. She had to admit New Moon wasn’t her favorite out of the whole saga, but it was just because she didn’t get to see Edward enough, and God knows how much Y/N loves some Edward Cullen screen time. However, Harry was pretty much enjoying himself.

“Of course she went with my man Jacob.” He smirked and wiggled his eyebrows when Y/N looked up at him.

“Oh my god.” She snorted. “I hate that he’s a minor and Bella is already 18.”

“The vampire is like, a hundred years older than her.”

“That’s hot.”

Harry let out a big belly laugh, having a hard time to catch his breath. Now, he couldn’t be jealous of her little teenage crush, and he actually found it quite adorable and hilarious at the same time.

“So she’s trying to get herself killed or something?”

“She’s trying to see Edward.”

“Why?! He felt her alone in the middle of the woods!”

“He thought he was doing the right thing!” She defended. “You know, I actually cried in the theater when I went to watch it. My sister doesn’t let that die.”

“Should I send a video to Molly when you start crying?” He teased.

“Don’t be mean.” She pouted. Harry copied her before pressing his lips on hers gently.

“Look, the vampires are back, yay.”

She giggled but turned back to the television anyway. It was the scene were Alice went back looking for Bella, then there was the scene were Jacob and Bella were alone in the kitchen and the phone rang.

“I hate this part.” She said, clinging into Harry’s arm.

“He made him believe she was dead.” Harry’s lips went into an ‘o’ shape, surprised. “Is he going to kill himself?”

“That’s his plan. Keep watching.” She told him. “God, poor Edward looked so bad.”

“Ooh, I like that car.” Harry pointed at the yellow Ferrari Alice stole in Italy. “Should we get a car like that?”

“To keep it in the garage until we can go out again?”

“I won’t be needing your services after all, gentlemen.” They heard Edward said.

“He says that like he was ordering his own murder on postmates.” Y/N scoffed, making her boyfriend laugh.

“Oh my god, he flies.” Harry said when the vampires started fighting and Edward was sent to the other side of the room.

They were reaching the end of the movie, were Bella made the Cullens vote to see if she’d become a vampire or not.

“If I were a vampire, would you turn into one for me?” Harry asked suddenly.

“Why are you the vampire? I have the most knowledge.”

“Baby, Twilight knowledge is not vampire knowledge.” He pinched her cheek.

“Whatever.” She scoffed. “And of course I’d do it. You’d be a pretty grumpy vampire if I wasn’t with you.” She gave him a playful smile.

“True.”

It was the last scene. Bella, Jacob and Edward were in to woods again, and the two men were going to start a fight.

“… Don’t make me choose, because it’ll be him. Is always been him.”

“Girl, same.” Y/N said.

“Heeeey.” Harry furrowed his eyebrows playfully.

Y/N put her hand on Harry’s thigh, knowing what was coming next.

“He’s gonna do it.” She squealed.

“Do what?”

“I have one condition, if you want me to do it myself. And then forever. Marry me, Bella.”

“Hell yes.”

“It ends like that?” He asked.

“Yep. Imagine having to wait another year to watch the next one.”

“Didn’t you read the books? You knew what’s gonna happen.”

“I mean, yeah. But what’s the fun in it if I can’t see Robert Pattinson’s face?”

“Alright, that’s enough for today.” He took the remote from her hands and hid it behind his back.

“Give it back, we have to watch the next one!”

“All I’m seeing is my girlfriend thirsting over a bloody vampire!”

“C’mon, I’m thirsty over you too.” She rolled her eyes.

“Now we’re talking.” Harry came closer to her so their faces were only inches away. He looked down to her lips then back to her eyes, smirking when he noticed her blushing. “You’re not too bad yourself, love.”

“Gee, thanks.”

He chuckled, giving her back the remote but not without stealing a little kiss from her. He went out of the couch and Y/N protested immediately. “Lemme go to the bathroom first, woman!”

“Don’t take too long, we still have work to do!”

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matan4il · 3 years

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So after a day of having fun in the canyon, playing in the creek with my nephews and grandkids and having a picnic; on the ride home Devils Don't Fly by Natalia Kills came on and all I could think about is Eddie after being honorably discharged and struggling to fit back into civilian life, becoming a single father to Christopher, fitting into the 118 and the fight club phase. Like he's trying so hard but he still feels like he's still not good enough. Then there's Buck always nearby, Eddie's guardian angel for him and Chris, and perhaps he just might be enough for him. Buck wouldn't flinch or turn away if Eddie falls.

Hi lovely! First off, that sounds like such a wonderful day, I'm so happy you got to have that quality time with the little ones! *hugs* Second, all I can say is... sdfkjhsdfkhsajdfs YES. Yes to all of this and clearly I need to listen to this song and just drown in my feels. As if that's not what's happening to me just reading your ask... Thank you so much for sharing this with me! Sending tons of hugs and love your (and your family's) way! xoxox

Hi Alice! I hope you’re doing okay and your vertigo improves real soon 🧡 I have some Thoughts about the finale and would love to hear yours! So Eddie’s welcome home party... 1) am I the only one who thought it was weird af for Taylor to be there? Like I know they all did the treasure hunt together but last I heard, they weren’t friends. And only Eddie’s closest fam/friends were there. She looked so out of place! That felt uncomfy and I hated it. 2) do we think Ana had met Abuela and Pepa before this party, or do we think this is their first time meeting? 3) not about the party but about when Buck got Eddie into the ambulance. When I first watched this scene I was allllllll heart eyes over Eddie being worried about Buck when he asked “are you hurt?”. Like are you kidding me! 🥺 But knowing what we know now, Eddie was worried about what will happen to Chris. Because who will take after Chris if they’re both dead! So to be honest, I hope we get a hurt Buck in season 5... because if we do get a pining, jealous Eddie, I would love to see Buck as the primary focus of Eddie’s concern (more than just background hand holding while they rescue him, I want WORDS, worrying, doting, Eddie trying to cook for Buck, ROOMMATES, TEARS...). Because I feel like we would finally get to see Eddie’s carefully constructed walls come down (listen idk... a crying, vulnerable Eddie just does it for me 🤷🏼‍♀️) and I would sell my soul for that to happen lmao Thank you for letting me word vomit on you 🙃🧡

Thank you so much for the kindness, Nonnie! Especially regarding the vertigo. I have physiotherapy again today. It's been over a year and I'm gonna have to talk to her about whether there's a chance for it to pass, or I'm just being delusional when I still hope that it would. :(

I def agree that it was weird that Taylor was there. Her and Eddie have never been shown to have any meaningful interaction that would justify having her there. She was clearly at the party because of Buck, except she was there when he wasn't, even though she has basically even less of a connection to any of the characters waiting at the Diaz household than she does to Eddie. And she's not yet officially Buck's girlfriend as far as we know, they only now kissed. Wouldn't it make more sense for her to either arrive with him, arrive later or just... not be there? But she is there, waiting for Eddie, which I think says something about how much the show sees Buck as integrated into the Diaz family, that nobody stopped and doubted having someone external to the family being there simply because of a connection to Buck... Evan Buckley is Basically a Diaz, part 19837.

OMG, if that was Abuela and Pepa's first time meeting Ana AND Taylor, just imagine the amount of awkward small talk that was happening while they were waiting for Buck and Eddie to arrive. XD We have no indication if they'd met Ana before and honestly, that's another reminder of how little the show has invested in Ana, because meeting your partner's family (not just their kid) does matter. That we didn't see it, whether it was at the party or before, is such a clear signal that the show thinks of Ana as little more than a cardboard cutout that has "Eddie's s4 girlfriend" scribbled across it.

Honestly, I would love Eddie showing his love and concern for Buck in whatever way we got it, I loved all the soft looks and focus on Buck's well being in s4, and I would love acts of service in s5. I'm just here for all of it. As @loveyourownsmiilee says (one of the best tags on Tumblr, period) - give me Buddie or give me hell. I'll even take the hell of watching those two pine endlessly for each other, doting on each other and yelling at my TV in frustration for them to get a clue already. Because they're the best thing that the other one could ever have and I'm just hear to cry about that forever.

Nonnie, this was a superb ask! Thank you so much for sharing it with me! I hope you're having a great day... xoxox

And I am still slowly catching with my asks, yes. But I am making some progress, so I hope you all are enjoying the replies. If you think you might have missed a response to your ask, you can always check that on my ask or my Buddie meta tag. xoxox

#buddie #buddie meta #911 meta #911meta #9-1-1 #evan buck buckley #evan buckley #eddie diaz #edmundo diaz #ask #anon ask #brokenrobe #fandom love #kindness #911 on abc #911abc #911 abc

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alltheglowingeyess · 4 years

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hi! i love your fanfics, do u have any headcanons/fics with connor x malcolm in it??

Heya! First of all, thank you!!! And sorry for taking a bit to respond lmao. For fics with Connor x Malcolm, I don’t have anything (mostly because all I write revolves around Solangelo lmaoooo), but I did try to write some headcanons! IDK how good they are; I kind of just started ramble-writing this at like 2 AM last night lol:

they met when they were 12

Connor was at Camp first at age 10

was a year-rounder with Travis for most of his time

Malcolm showed up a year later

his dad was killed after trying to get him to Camp, so he automatically became a year-rounder

they didn't get along originally

during the winter when they were 12, Connor dropped fake spiders on Malcolm and coated them in a sticking substance

Malcolm freaked out, obviously

it was the most upset Connor had ever seen him

he wanted to apologize but he didn’t know how, so the two didn’t talk about it and had weird tension between each other

by the time Connor tried to talk to him, Malcolm just blatantly ignored him

it became a matter of pride now, so Connor ignored him too

after Luke betrayed the Camp and everyone found out, Malcolm was one of the kids who still trusted Hermes campers

his reasoning was always “Being a Hermes kid and being a traitor are different things. It could be anyone at this Camp.”

the two didn’t interact much, but Malcolm made an effort to tell him that he knew Connor was a good person

even through all his pranks and mistakes, he wasn’t ever intentionally malicious

it was kind of a make up between the two; they didn’t ignore each other any more

Connor never told him, but it really meant a lot to know someone was in his corner

the two became friends after this

they actually had some things in common

when Annabeth left for the school year (TTC) and Malcolm was in charge, the Hermes and Athena cabin would pair up for Capture-The-Flag almost every time

both were excellent at strategizing

Malcolm enjoyed working with Connor because he could be serious and gave critical feedback on his plans

his feedback was usually him explaining how he would bypass their defenses or something, allowing Malcolm to revise until they came up with the perfect plan

both also enjoyed seeing the other person’s different sides

Malcolm could be really funny; he wasn’t some “stick-in-the-mud” as Connor had thought

Malcolm actually liked to help out with pranks

his plans helped the Stolls’ pranking have at least a 12% increase in success

he also was a good guide to telling Connor where he should draw the line sometimes

it saved him from getting his ass kicked multiple times

Connor was actually a lot gentler than he seemed on the outside

he also enjoyed learning and proved to be a really good debate partner

he got really into whatever they were talking about and always offered different perspectives on the matter at hand

the two kind of began to crush on each other, but it was more of a back-burner crush

especially because they had a war to fight

after the Battle of Manhattan, Connor dated Will Solace for a bit

Malcolm would be lying if he said he wasn’t thrilled when they broke up after a few weeks

Will had a good idea that Connor liked someone else; the two still remained good friends though

Connor had stolen the land mines from the Ares Cabin (BoO) for Malcolm

Malcolm mentioned in passing how it would be good for some sort of plan he had, but Clarisse shot it down

Connor proceeded to rope Travis into stealing some of the live landmines and bringing them to Malcolm

to this day, NOBODY has any idea how the two pulled it off

Malcolm’s reaction was a mix of shock, amusement, and endearment because of how far Connor was willing to go to help him work out his plan

he still lectured the son of Hermes for an hour about self-preservation and thinking about consequences as Connor hid from an angry Clarisse in the Athena Cabin

during the first Three-Legged Death Race (pre-TOA), the two paired up together

the two were definitely underestimated

both don’t seem really imposing at first glance, but the Hermes/Athena combo is pretty lethal

Malcolm did a good job strategizing, Connor managed to get his hands on various items to give them a leg up

they finished in second, behind Holly and Laurel from Nike

Connor almost knocked them into a random pit when he was laughing at Malcolm after the typically collected son of Athena threw a well-aimed ink bomb at Nico and sent him and Will tumbling into a different direction of the Labyrinth

this let them grab their third apple and win

Connor didn’t stop bragging about that to everyone because of how badass he considered it to be

Malcolm pretended to be annoyed, but he was secretly flattered

he always felt second to Annabeth, like any other child of Athena, so it was nice to be exalted for something like that

the two actually ended up getting together a little while after the rac

Connor showed up at the Athena Cabin completely flustered, talking a mile a minute about asking him out on a date

cut to Cecil, Julia, and Alice all face-palming at his awkwardness

Malcolm found his awkwardness endearing and said yes to a date

Connor managed to get Chiron’s permission for them to go out to the city for a date

they first went Metropolitan Museum of Art

Connor was surprisingly on his best behavior

Malcolm was having fun, spouting random facts he had read about the exhibits

they went to eat in a surprisingly high-end restaurant

Malcolm had no idea how, but Connor managed to talk his way into getting them a nice booth and all

when they were heading back to Camp, they had their first kiss

they didn’t realize it, but a bunch of other campers saw them

Cecil insisted on throwing them in the lake just like Connor had suggested for Percy and Annabeth at the end of TLO

Were these any good? I doubt it lmaoooo but I tried. I might try to write something between the two though, to put my rambling list of headcanons to use.

(Also, the formatting completely flopped lmaooo; I still have no idea how to post a list properly on here.)

#connor stoll #malcolm pace #connor x malcolm #headcanons #pjo #hoo #pjo headcanons #uhhhhh i tried lmao

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hufflepuffdean · 4 years

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alright so like. I just rewrote 15.20 in my head following most of the episode parameters and it’s amazing how much better it makes me feel? I do have an idea for a fully canon-compliant fic and I do feel a bit better about the finale than I think most do, but I wanted to barf this out lol. it’s not COVID-compliant, but again, it does fit what the ep was trying to do I think. I’m trying not to be like a Polyanna asshole or whatever because I’m seeing people be condescending as fuck but writing this out works for me so I hope this works for someone else?

the ep can still open with the montage and definitely still include Miracle. but make it clear way more time is passing. like, a matter of years. at least five. we can see Sam and Dean on various hunts but also them doing some normie things. Sam in a Zoom class (no, COVID doesn’t exist here, he just is busy lol) and Dean working at a bar. it’s clear they’re happy. and again, it’s clear it’s been several years.

I’m ngl I’m not super married (no pun intended) to Sam/Eileen like a lot of D/C fandom but it’s been established and it does work easily within the show without having to be like Awkward New Romance. so she’s there too sometimes.

there’s definitely a part where both Sam and Dean are looking through pictures of those they’ve lost. Dean can like look at a picture of Cas and say... thank you, I won’t waste it, looking at the picture. I feel like people would be pissed he’s not looking for Cas but again, I’m not totally changing the structure here to make the episode #actually a Cas rescue, and it would be hopefully clear why he’s not looking, that he missed him but thought it was what Cas would have wanted in his sacrifice. plus there’s a payoff at the end here.

eventually someone shows up with the uh, vampire juggalo case where they haven’t been able to save all the kids. I do not want them to be clowns and it is my version so they are not. anyway Sam and Dean go off on that hunt.

the barn scene... okay well first there’s no Jenny because dude I am obsessed with this show and have watched S1 at least four times and I love every minor character and I had no idea who she was until the flashbacks and also she didn’t even do anything wtf was that.

mostly I fucking hate that Dean has to die at all! but again, we’re sticking to the episode’s basic structure, just kinda cleaning shit up. sooo I guess the thing here is - Dean’s death needs more agency. maybe Sam and the kids are directly being threatened somehow and he makes the choice to jump in and save them even if it costs his life. this is the one specific bit I can’t really nail down (HA) so if you have any ideas feel free to send ‘em along. I feel better about it if Dean at least got some significant time to himself to live.

the goodbye can stay. it was well done, and I think both Jensen and Jared did a great job. I think things like “Sam should have tried to call 911, while in the middle of Bumfucknowhere Ohio″ or “Sam should have tried to pray to Jack, who already said he’s staying out of things” take away from the power of the scene.

you can have the montage of Sam mourning. it’s a while before he calls Eileen or anyone else, since he’s so devastated. when he does have Dean’s funeral, like, everyone who’s still alive is there. Eileen, the Wayward girls, Garth, anyone I’m forgetting. fuck it, Alice! the Lebanon kids! even random strangers, to show what Dean meant! at some point Sam should give the bunker keys to Claire too.

at the end Rowena shows up. Sam is devastated to see her, saying he can’t do a deal. Rowena just says she was there to pay respects... and tells him that Dean is not one of hers. Sam just kinda lights up.

now you can do the thing where it jump-cuts to Heaven. the scene with Bobby is good. I may write a post later about how Jack and Cas redoing Heaven is like the thing that makes the finale alright to me, but definitely keep that. the change here is that Dean does go into the Roadhouse, and it’s full of like every goddamn dead character we love tbh. Charlie, Mary, Rufus, Jo, Ellen, Ash, Victor, Kevin, Pamela, etc. Those are just characters I thought of off the top of my head lol. No John Winchesters Allowed but everyone else. also no Cas yet but don’t worry he’ll be there in a bit.

you can start the Carry On montage here but dear god don’t play that cover version.

on Earth, we see Sam and Eileen living. they have a daughter, thanks, though her name is still Dean. (I’ve realized I hate the “naming a child after a beloved dead relative” trope, but we’re clearly doing that so it’s okay.) maybe even make it so that they adopt one of the kids they saved in the barn. Eileen has like actual lines, whether she’s talking to Sam about how much he misses Dean and how it’s hard without him but he’s going to live for him, or whether she’s talking with Sam to Dean about how there are monsters and bad things in the night and sometimes mom and dad used to deal with them, but not any more. but they’ll still be careful. (the anti-possession tattoo can stay and salted windows and all that.)

Dean gets in the Impala in Heaven and you just hear “hello Dean” on the radio. it’s Cas, obviously. Dean does one of those killer smiles. they have a convo about the rebuilding of Heaven, and how everyone here, it’s Dean (and Sam) who brought them this kind of happiness. Dean’s like, Cas it was you too, of course it was you Cas. that can be it, orrrrr if the network would allow you to go farther, Dean can say, like. ugh I can’t put it into words right now but something that makes it clear he reciprocates. fuck it, have an “I love you too,” I’M mentally writing this lmao

the rest of the montage can proceed like normal-ish I think? I actually did really like it when Sam was “driving” the Impala at the same time Dean was driving it in Heaven. just please god get a better wig. also I do not think Sam’s only pictures on the mantle should be of like, Dean and John lol.

Dean’s tending bar in Heaven with the whole group there when he suddenly is like... oh... I think I have to take care of something. everyone knows and is thrilled for him. Cas comes along. (honestly this one’s optional in my mind, I think that scene at the end was really good as is, but I want a TFW reunion, sue me.)

bridge scene plays out, only Cas is there too and there’s a lot of hugging all around. fuck it put Miracle on the bridge too he’s an icon.

theeeee end. oh and no two seconds later cut to the actors out of character but still in costumes and the crew not in masks during a respiratory pandemic, please, it was very thoughtful for the fans and the crew deserves love I get it but also but really weird lol

#.#..#...#....#.....#15.20 spoilers #*

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